I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Esuohlim]

do i have to have sex with you :(

[k0k0]

Nah, thanks for the offer though. It's in your mail.

[ThrashO]

Nah, thanks for the offer though. It's in your mail.

(pssst... tell him the sex is my department)

[Zhukov]

PS: I am sorry but I can't think of too many physical oriented humor here. :(

Your national sport team of choice nyuk nyuk.

EDIT: Christ, that was fucking late.

[Esuohlim]

lol

[kahljorn]

I've been considering joining the military but then i realized they'd probably frown on my womanly good looks :(

[Pentegarn]

Not anymore they won't, the more feminine the better

[HickMan]

The military's great. I will never regret the time I've spent with my comrades in this shithole of a country. That being said, I don't know how people can make it their career. It's such a simple life...99% of it is showing up at the right place at the right time and in the right uniform. I personally desire more outta life then just that.

It's a good way to mature as a young person. I joined as a nineteen year old douche whose young dumb and full of cum. I'm now twenty-two and I'm still a douche, but a douche with some awesome war stories...and the Post 9/11 GI Bill to boot.

[Pentegarn]

I assume you are still full of cum as well

[HickMan]

I just got off of mid-tour leave about two months ago...so not as bad as one would think.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm part of 1/16 infantry out of Fort Riley, Kansas. Alls I can say is my unit's attached to some special ops guys and sometimes it totally kicks butt and other times it totally doesn't. And yes, now I have to kill the internet.

My friend is home on leave too but he's based out of Fort Campbell, TN.

[HickMan]

Fort Campbell is actually in Kentucky :themoreyouknow

Leave is great, though. It was easily the best two weeks of my year.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That makes sense then, he said it was right on the borderline but I couldn't remember which state it actually was.

[b_squared]

Nobody called you three days later. That's when you went all drama queen posting about your bloody rectum and how you were going to kill yourself unless we call.

Now sit in the corner and play with your clay.

[Pram Maven]

http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x370/prammaven/rollinglaugh.gif

[k0k0]

Pram, if you didn't hate on mexicans and other races that aren't white so much, maybe you'd be taken seriously.

[Pram Maven]

If you're referring to those three posts in Loveline, a mod did that.

[Shyandquietguy]

Yeah of course, just like you did everything else on here as a "character."

Get bent you fucking child molester.

[Pram Maven]

Shy, it's not fair to be typecast as something I'm not just because a mod had a problem with me.

Also, where did this child molesting thing come from? You don't make any sense.

[Pram Maven]

I didn't do anything here that was particularly bad. If you're going to pick on someone, at least pick on someone who deserves ridicule. I just tell jokes and make animated GIFs.

[Pentegarn]

To be fair we do pick on people who deserve ridicule, and we pick on you cause it is fun :P

[k0k0]

You're an asshole and a suck up Don Carlson. On top of that, there are rumors of you being a racist pedophile which makes me uncomfortable with your presence. On top of that, you lie. First you say that you are unable to be hired due to a thread here. Then you say you're just kidding about that. Then you threaten the president with rape. It's just one thing after another and all you bring is drama, Pram. And what's this I hear about you poisoning a church choir?

[Pentegarn]

Dammit Pram, I know you think i-mockery is holding your career back but I am going to just flat out say it:

Do you really want to work for a company who would actually take i-mockery.com, and not even the articles, but the forums, seriously?

Would you buy product from a company that said, "I get all my employee background checks done on i-mockery.com"?

You saying the forums have put your career in jeopardy is bullshit and everyone but you knows it.

EDIT: The hilarious thing is some people are probably thinking, "No Pent, telling Pram that will pull the curtain back" But he won't believe me anyway so it doesn't matter :lol

[Pram Maven]

No, no, I KNOW that!

I just don't want people calling me a racist and a pedophile when I steal peoples' cars and run them over for insurance money. It's not that you're calling me a criminal that bothers me, it's the fact that you're accusing me of the type of crimes I don't do.

For instance, racism: why pick on one or two "minority" races when you can just pick on the white devil? HOME RUN! I'm starting a campaign to hang white people from maple trees. Fucking white people, there's too many of them. And they're lazy, too. When was the last time you ever saw a white person picking berries in the fields? Also, who owns those fields? Whitey does. Doesn't pay his immigrant workers enough, either.

Not only does ol' Paleface screw over all the other races, but he doesn't even know what color he is. He calls himself white. He's PEACH WITH SOME GREEN IN IT.

Also, pedophilia: it would be a lot of WORK to fit a FREAKISHLY LARGE PENIS (http://holycrossoftheman.faithweb.com/images/freakishly-large-penis15.jpg) in a little girl or boy. If I wanted a small hole, I'd fuck a midget with their mouth open. Hell, I'm having a hard enough time getting in fat girls, and they have larger cunts than the skinny ones. My only hope of ever getting laid is meeting a giantess with a 12 inch gash.

[Shyandquietguy]

Not to mention you did the equivilent of shitting in a neighbors backyard and then demand you be best buds with them.

So you admit that you think black people hate whites on the spot?

Way to go captain progressive.

Edit: Why did Pram Maven not feel satisfied with his first sexual encounter?

Because he discovered she had a rape fetish.

[Pram Maven]

Ah, I apologize for those early posts. I was nervous because everyone else was really funny and I was intimidated by their brilliance.

[Shyandquietguy]

No you weren't you fucking manipulative cunt.

This is why my play on him on his first date works.

If you don't get your way you just weasel right on in.

And personally I think that for how long you've ridden this ride without any real improvement would be a nice message to future employers how unstable you are.

Edit: Why did PRam MAven cross the road?

To kill a black person.

[Pram Maven]

I've only raped one person in my entire life: my mom, when I was being born. Raped her with my whole body.

[Shyandquietguy]

So oedipus is your state?

[Pram Maven]

No, Oregon.

[Pram Maven]

My first date was with an old tire. Then I ate a pretzel.

Good boy!

[b_squared]

Last week someone called in a complaint that has not happened yet.
Today they called back and wanted to know what I did about the complaint.
I told him I did nothing, because the problem does not yet exsist.
Then they said "well the least you could do is put the fear of God into them, so they won't do what I say is going to happen.
I told him I will not use an imaginary complaint to harass someone.
I was promptly yelled at and hung up on.

..and today is only Monday

[Pram Maven]

I told him I will not use an imaginary complaint to harass someone.


That's good advice that Shyandquietguy should take.

[Shyandquietguy]

Why does Pram Maven only have sex with children?

Because that's the only people he can identify with.

Edit: Why does Pram Maven hate Obama?

Because the birther boom finally gave him someone to emphasize with.

[Pram Maven]

Why does Shyandquietguy stay in his house most of the time and post on I-mockery?

Because he is fugly.

[ThrashO]

Edit: Why does Pram Maven hate Obama?

Either A: He's not a part of the Aryan race.

Or B: He has full sized adult genitalia.

[ThrashO]

Why does Shyandquietguy stay in his house most of the time and post on I-mockery?

Because he is fugly.

Why does Pram Maven come back to I-Mockery like a moth to a bug zapper?

Because we're 100X nicer to him than anyone whose ever met him in person.

[Shyandquietguy]

Why did Pram Maven call Shyandquietguy fat?

I don't know, maybe that's what tedious little faggots do when confronted on the internet in lieu of dodging shit and not owning up to their problems.

[Pram Maven]

Why are the only racist jokes coming from Shy and Thrash0?

Because they know more than I do.

[ThrashO]

Why are the only racist jokes coming from Shy and Thrash0?

Because they know more than I do.

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:conspiracy

[Pram Maven]

Why does Pram Maven come back to I-Mockery like a moth to a bug zapper?

Because we're 100X nicer to him than anyone whose ever met him in person.

Why does Thrash0 have a zero in his name?
Because it reminds him what he is.

Why does Thrash0 have an animated GIF of Dane Cook acting obnoxious?
Because it is his lifelong dream to be as mediocre as him.

[ThrashO]

Why does Thrash0 have a zero in his name?
Because it reminds him what he is.

Why does Thrash0 have an animated GIF of Dane Cook acting obnoxious?
Because it is his lifelong dream to be as mediocre as him.

Why does Pram Maven think I have a zero in my name?
Because he's an idiot.

Why does Pram Maven think my avatar is of Dane Cook?
Because he's an idiot.

Why does the child molesting pedophile necrophiliac racist failed-abortion Pram Maven not have any friends?

Because he's a claymation animator.

[b_squared]

I think a shunning is in order.
http://chicagoist.com/attachments/Prescott%20Carlson/2011_08_18_amish.jpg

[ThrashO]

Because they know more than I do.

Not in reference to racism, but just in general overall

[Pram Maven]

http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x370/prammaven/shun.png

[b_squared]

Shyandquietguy would have a valid complaint, because sadly you are real.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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:conspiracy

:lol

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[k0k0]

I'm just surprised that someone could mistake Charlie for Dane Cook.

[Pram Maven]

Not getting the reference. Charlie?

[ThrashO]

I'm just surprised that someone could mistake Charlie for Dane Cook.

Are you surprised? Same guy that this came from:

Officer he said he was 18!

http://www.ferguson-family.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/closeup-cropped-for-wallet.jpg

[ThrashO]

Not getting the reference. Charlie?

It's nothing to do with pedophilia, you wouldn't know or be interested.

[Pram Maven]

That is really wrong, dude. You shouldn't post pictures of little kids. It makes YOU look like a pedophile.

[ThrashO]

That is really wrong, dude. You shouldn't post pictures of little kids. It makes YOU look like a pedophile.

Oh sorry dude, you at work getting a little wood?

Haha, just kidding. I know you don't have a job.

[Shyandquietguy]

Not getting the reference. Charlie?

What the hell are you talking about? Are you saying the Charlie the Unicorn picture in the NEW USER thread is part of this? What are you even trying to do? Referencing a show in a last minute turn all because you fucked up? How the hell does that do anything but make you retarded? Not to mention an outdated and horrible internet cartoon? Hell, you use terms like fugly as if they mean anything. What's next? n*gg*rette?

[Pram Maven]

I use that picture as my avatar because a little boy was holding the camera.

Sick.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What the hell are you talking about? Are you saying the Charlie the Unicorn picture in the NEW USER thread is part of this? What are you even trying to do? Referencing a show in a last minute turn all because you fucked up? How the hell does that do anything but make you retarded? Not to mention an outdated and horrible internet cartoon? Hell, you use terms like fugly as if they mean anything. What's next? n*gg*rette?

yvMd7pyr2cw

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Last week someone called in a complaint that has not happened yet.
Today they called back and wanted to know what I did about the complaint.
I told him I did nothing, because the problem does not yet exsist.
Then they said "well the least you could do is put the fear of God into them, so they won't do what I say is going to happen.
I told him I will not use an imaginary complaint to harass someone.
I was promptly yelled at and hung up on.

..and today is only Monday

You're an agent right?

[b_squared]

The TARDIS is parked out back. Please don't steal it

[Pentegarn]

I haven't seen that vid in so long I wasn't sure what the hell was with the Charlie the Unicorn pic. Then I read b_squared's post again and was all, 'ah i see now'

That's 2 almost funny things you have posted Pram. Now refresh my memory, is that the sign of the Apocalypse that comes before or after the red heifer is born in Israel?

[Zhukov]

Can you shut up about Pram Maven now Pentegarn? He keeps replying, and then you keep replying, and those are two of the worst things that can happen on this forum.

[Zhukov]

Yeah, ******ette does mean something already.

[ThrashO]

why pick on one or two "minority" races when you can just pick on the white devil? HOME RUN! I'm starting a campaign to hang white people from maple trees. Fucking white people, there's too many of them. And they're lazy, too.

EXCELLENT ENTRY FOR THE OPPOSITE DAY COMPETITION

[ThrashO]

What does Pram Maven call children that can run faster than him?

Virgins.

[HickMan]

So what's this Pram Maven guy's deal? Is he just really annoying like so many other past mockers that just eventually disappeared? OAO comes to mind. Is he just a big doucher that craves attention? Or are you guys just being mean?

[ItalianStereotype]

Pram Maven is the reason why President Obama won't sleep on his belly.

[ItalianStereotype]

Pram Maven's first post, which has since been deleted by our moderator team, was essentially just a rambling and incoherent rant about wanting to get some of that PRESIDENTIAL PUCKER.

[HickMan]

Oh okay, well f*ck him then.

[Pentegarn]

Can you shut up about Pram Maven now Pentegarn? He keeps replying, and then you keep replying, and those are two of the worst things that can happen on this forum.

Besides when you chime in that is :lol At least I add soime humor, all you add is poorly disguised propaganda and boring ass stories about how you didn't bang yet another lesbian roller derby girl

[Pentegarn]

So what's this Pram Maven guy's deal? Is he just really annoying like so many other past mockers that just eventually disappeared? OAO comes to mind. Is he just a big doucher that craves attention? Or are you guys just being mean?

yes

[Fathom Zero]

this brocastle

[k0k0]

It's surgery time! Sinus-o-clock!

[ThrashO]

It's surgery time! Sinus-o-clock!

Good luck. If you die let us know. :rock

[ThrashO]

Dammit Pram, I know you think i-mockery is holding your career back but I am going to just flat out say it:

Do you really want to work for a company who would actually take i-mockery.com, and not even the articles, but the forums, seriously?

Would you buy product from a company that said, "I get all my employee background checks done on i-mockery.com"?

You saying the forums have put your career in jeopardy is bullshit and everyone but you knows it.

EDIT: The hilarious thing is some people are probably thinking, "No Pent, telling Pram that will pull the curtain back" But he won't believe me anyway so it doesn't matter :lol

"Now Mr. Carlson, here at Kangaroo #4652 we have a 5 Green Pickle minimum and I'm sorry but you just don't qualify."

(leaves, proceeds to talk to homeless man)

"Now boy i dont mind if you beg on this corner with me but dat aint the problem. problem is that to be homeless you's gots ta have no mo' then 5 Red Pickles, and I'm sorry homeboy but we can't have you givin' us a bad name *shakes penis violently at passing cars*"

[Zhukov]

:lol At least I add soime humor,

You are seriously the most stale and unfunny cunt on this message board. I cannot believe that you think you add humour.

Adding the LOL emoticon to a large percentage of your posts doesn't mean you are adding humour. You are using it to laugh at your own jokes.

[Pentegarn]

What the fuck do you know about funny you smarmy prick? The only Marx you find humor in is Karl Marx

Hey I know, tell us another story about another chick you didn't fuck. I can laugh at how lame you are that way. God you suck more at closing the deal than the cast of Glengarry Glenn Ross

But maybe I shouldn't give you such a hard time, when this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/huge3.jpg

is what you look like cruising chicks. The only thing I should be expecting you to land is a restraining order.

Though i am sure that story will bore me when it happens too

[Zhukov]

The only Marx you find humor in is Karl Marx

That doesn't even make any sense. I don't laugh at Groucho Marx... but I find Karl Marx funny because I'm a socialist? Oh, man, fucking OUCH.

[Pentegarn]

It makes perfect sense, you are just an idiot

Wait, here's one more your speed

"In Soviet Russia, jokes tell you" :(

Enough of this, I am going to my job, you may have heard wild rumors of these 'job' things, it is how people who live outside of fantasy land get their needs provided to them

[Zhukov]

No, it doesn't make sense, why would I laugh at Karl Marx? You're trying to make fun of me being a socialist, you shouldn't say I'm laughing at him you moron.

And don't bother editing your posts afterwards to try to HURT ME more, because it's just shit.

I was making a face in that photo, and I made fun of myself when I posted it; why would you take the same joke I already alluded to about myself and try to use it against me? What the fuck are you even doing?

[Zhukov]

You keep adding more to your posts because you think you are adding more hurt. Post it and leave it, you can't make it any better with some quick editing.

EDIT: See you later Pentegarn, you dumb fucking shit!

[LordSappington]

Enjoy that Versed, k0k0!
Also brb taking a train to Dallas to see MCR. Be back in a few days. Implying I post here anyways

[Kitsa]

Good luck, don't haunt me

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:pagebrak

It's surgery time! Sinus-o-clock!

Good Luck

Enjoy that Versed, k0k0!
Also brb taking a train to Dallas to see MCR. Be back in a few days. Implying I post here anyways

What's MCR? Murder City Rebels?

Good luck, don't haunt me

lol

[Pram Maven]

Oh okay, well f*ck him then.

They hate me because I joined out of context (to bail out Lycurgus, who was being picked on).

I came back to clear my name early this year, and stayed because doing that was futile and I'd rather put good energy out than negative. At least, when I'm not hurling insults or making withering GIF's.

[Pram Maven]

Also, when I joined, it was 2006 and Obama wasn't in anyone's collective consciousness. For the record, no mod has ever deleted any post I've made and that's been my only beef with them. They've even posted as me and renamed my threads.

The meanness is largely for spite, HickMan.

ALSO WIK, I DO NOT HAVE ASPEGERS. I do have OCD and tend to dwell on things.

[Pram Maven]

See, Zhukov, Pent thinks he is superior to you, even though you joined before him.

It's this sort of illogic that creates tyrrany with incompetent leaders. I, for one, am glad that you are a socialist. It's refreshing to see a different political view than what's being shoved down our throats.

By the way, I support SOCHI2014.

[Zhukov]

What?

What are you even talking about?



Don't answer. Don't ever answer.

[Zhukov]

Aspergers was pretty much your only excuse :\

[Pram Maven]

Google is your friend. (http://www.google.com/search?um=1&hl=en&q=SOCHI2014&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=6729l13671l0l14197l23l22l6l10l3l0l180l825l2 .4l6l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1044&bih=790&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi#um=1&hl=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=SOCHI2014&pbx=1&oq=SOCHI2014&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=s&gs_upl=0l0l0l969166l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=3d6c957afd18782d&biw=1044&bih=790)

[Pram Maven]

I was just hinting that I found a bigger picture of your favorite hockey player. I'll sculpt him soon.

[Pram Maven]

Nope. However,working around toxic chemicals in an unventilated room can produce Aspergers-like cognitive effects. I also drink too much coffee. Most of the time you see me around, I'm crashing.

[Colonel Flagg]

I do [...] tend to dwell on things.

Boy, you ain't kidding.

[Pram Maven]

It's my only real character flaw.

Have a good day, man. I'm going to bed, got the stomach flu.

[HickMan]

I'm a pretty laid back and cool guy, and believe that all people are inherently good. But sorry, man. You can't hold up your own and you're a little douchie.

[Esuohlim]

It's true, Hickman can get along with anybody and he doesn't want to get along with you.

[HickMan]

Sorry, brah

[Rongi]

Pram Maven, just checking in to tell you that you suck

-Rongi

[Pram Maven]

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[HickMan]

Afghan internet sucks too much for playing videos. Thanks a lot for reminding me, dick.

[Aaarg]

hey man i'm not reading the responses in this thread for the past few pages because i don't want pram maven to influence me to sin HOWEVER i came for the "boners ahoy" can somebody please direct me to these "boners ahoy"

[ThrashO]

"DEAR PERSON WHO HATES ME, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS SHITTILY SCULPTED ACTION FIGURE AND BE MY FRIEND"

[Colonel Flagg]

can somebody please direct me to these "boners ahoy"

http://www.readjunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/news_0210_boner.jpg

Rest in Peace. :(

[ThrashO]

Hey so I didn't know Pram played guitar! I saw his band play today, they were pretty good:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/BlingShyne2/1-1.gif

[Kitsa]

Don't blame it on the OCD, Pram. I get by.

[Pentegarn]

Hey Zhukov, you arrogant fuck, you are unfunny, your political views suck, and your hatred of me is a compliment cause it means I am the opposite of what you like, which are things that suck like communism and celibacy.

Also where is that boring story about how you didn't close the deal on yet another lesbian roller derby chick? I don't know what is more pathetic, the fact that you are doing the most useless job in all of history, or the fact that the one fringe benefit you might get out of it you manage to fuck up cashing in on. How long have you been trying to land trim? 2 years now? I have had relationships with emotional meaning that were shorter than that. If you are going to go for the shallow existence, you could at least be proficient at it.

Grats on landing Pram as an ally though, puts some real validity in your view of me :lol :rolleyes

Thanks for the accidental compliments loser

[Pentegarn]

Regarding the Marx comment, the Marx brothers are regarded as among the greatest comedy teams of all time by many respected comedians. The joke is your comedic knowledge is so lacking that your favorite comedian is Karl Marx (who happens to be your big hero, so it is a double burn). The part where you are dumb is you didn't realize this.

Now that I have explained what should have been a pretty basic joke I will move on to mocking you more.

No, it doesn't make sense, why would I laugh at Karl Marx? You're trying to make fun of me being a socialist, you shouldn't say I'm laughing at him you moron

What you haven't heard some classic Karl Marx jokes?

(reading these in a Russian accent gives them the full effect)

"I just flew in from Siberia and boy are my arms.... actually that is lie, nobody can be affording to fly"

"Take my wife please, I can no afford to feed her under glorious communist system filled with glorious shortages"

"Homeless comrade walks up to me and say, 'I have not had bite to eat in weeks' I say, 'of course, nobody can afford to be eating with the food shortages' "

"Homeless comrade walks up to me and says, "can you spare 50 rubles for sandwich?" I say, "If I had 50 rubles i would be in breadline for sandwich of my own"

Good stuff, no wonder you like his comedic stylings.

[Pentegarn]

See, Zhukov, Pent thinks he is superior to you, even though you joined before him.

It's this sort of illogic that creates tyrrany with incompetent leaders. I, for one, am glad that you are a socialist. It's refreshing to see a different political view than what's being shoved down our throats.

By the way, I support SOCHI2014.

Yeah, when you can't fight your own battle, may as well find someone else to do it for you. Pick your allies better though cause he is actually less funny and interesting than you are.

[Zhukov]

I am the opposite of what you like, which are things that suck like communism and celibacy.
W...w.. what? You are the opposite of communism and celibacy?

By the way, just a hint; celibacy is by choice, and if you are trying to say that I don't get any sex you shouldn't have said I was celibate. You fat stupid ape. As for my sex life; I'm certainly not going to keep you informed and up to date.

Also where is that boring story about how you didn't close the deal on yet another lesbian roller derby chick?

Yeah, where is that story that you keep referring to?


I don't know what is more pathetic, the fact that you are doing the most useless job in all of history, or the fact that the one fringe benefit you might get out of it you manage to fuck up cashing in on.
What? I work in a hardware store. The one fringe benefit is being able to cut keys for free and get all the free bolts and nails I could ever want. I have never once screwed up with cashing in on that. I steal stuff pretty much every day.


How long have you been trying to land trim? 2 years now? I have had relationships with emotional meaning that were shorter than that. If you are going to go for the shallow existence, you could at least be proficient at it.
What? Land trim? Get fit? Are you calling me unfit you fat twat? Oh, and now you are bragging about how short your relationships with 'emotional meaning' are? Why are you doing that?

Why would you brag, with sincerity, about that?


Thanks for the accidental compliments loser
Thanks for giving me an accidental laugh now and again, dumb head. Thanks for explaining the worst joke I've ever heard and then calling it a "DOUBLE BURN". Thanks for giving me red pickles because you actually think it will make me feel bad.

Oh, and Karl Marx was German, not Russian. That's a pretty well known fact, even for NON PINKOS.

"I dont give a shit about your crappy pinko leaders, why would I bother to learn that sort of stuff when its just going to end me up in a gulag, and also something or other suggesting that you are homosexual"

[Zhukov]

Don't blame it on 'toxic chemicals' either; it's only clay, not fucking fluoride or something.

[Pentegarn]

Wow, that was a lot of lame in so small a space.

Bottom line, you suck, and are useless as a human being.

[Pentegarn]

And you are right, i don't give a damn about accuracy when insulting your heroes. Most normal people don't focus on accuracy when making a joke, which is why your jokes suck, because you seem to want to tell jokes like Dennis Miller. Note how everyone makes fun of Dennis Miller though, because in comedy, it is funny, not facts that matter.

[Zhukov]

You are seriously mental. Most normal people don't focus on accuracy when making a joke...? What the flying fuck are you on about? We know you are more a fan of the 'scatter gun' approach to comedy, where you just post a billion moronic sentences at Pram Maven in every thread and hope you get awarded a green pickle for your efforts.

Accuracy matters when you are trying to insult me and you can't manage to find one single thing about me to make fun of. Accuracy matters when a sailor blew his load too close to your mother's bloated cunt and accidentally managed to conceive you.

Pentegarn, you fat, ugly toad of a man, go and pick a random new person to fight, you are moronic and boring, and I don't want to talk to you anymore. Twat.


PS: can a mod please delete or move all of this crap?

[Pentegarn]

If you don't want to engage, if you think i am so unfunny, why oh why, my puffed up little poppinjay, have you not chosen the ignore option?Just click my name, and hit ignore. Until you do that, you are just another whiny bitch.

But no, you instead take an unprovoked shot at me, then get all whiny and bitchy when I fire back. You are the worst kind of human. You are basically a coward and a fool who can't understand what they read, and then goes with that as a valid response to their detractors. Don't pin your stupidity on me just because things i post are over your pin head.

[Pram Maven]

http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x370/prammaven/deercornhaha.gif

[Pentegarn]

One more thing, i notice you keep mentioning pickles, you seem to have some sort of hate for the system, and I wondered for a moment why, Then it hit me, tangible evidence that I am indeed more funny than you and post more posts that people like than you must infuriate you. I understand now why you badmouth it so much, just remember though you were the one who kept pointing at them in the first place. I was content to let everyone with eyes and a brain figure that little piece of glaring testimony that basically puts lie to your whole little crusade against me. But you kept surreptitiously pointing to it. That's on you man

[Pram Maven]

Zhukov- Wow, seriously? Clay is made of petroleum. Which comes from the ground. When heated, petroleum wax becomes toxic (double boiling it releases fumes). When it is BURNT, it becomes C A R C I N O G E N I C.

Worse, some pigments in plastalina contain cyanide (cyan is not just the name of the color, dumbass).

Don't tell me the chemicals I am around are not harmful. I have been trying to make non-toxic clay for as long as I can remember and once the ingredients are hot enough, ANYTHING you put in the double boiler becomes a carcinogen when it reaches gas form.

On the other hand, please do melt some clay in a saucepan at 450 degrees and inhale deeply.*

[Pram Maven]

*especially if your name is Thrash0.

[Pentegarn]

Wow you turned on your new best friend Zhukov quickly.

Your loyalty makes me :lol

[Kitsa]

Oh, I can't wait to see what ColFlagg has to say about that.

Now I need a dikdik munching popcorn.

edit: re the whole chemistry thing.

[ThrashO]

*especially if your name is Thrash0.

I've never fisted two kids at once why would I be in possession of clay?

[Shyandquietguy]

EDIT: Pram, I'm tired of giving you hints you fucking moron.

[Colonel Flagg]

Oh, I can't wait to see what ColFlagg has to say about that.

Christmas came early this year. :xmas2 :)

[Colonel Flagg]

Clay is made of petroleum. Which comes from the ground. When heated, petroleum wax becomes toxic (double boiling it releases fumes). When it is BURNT, it becomes C A R C I N O G E N I C.

You of course are referring to Artist's Clay, which is separate and distinct from industrial clays (kaolin, bentonite) which are largely nontoxic.

The MSDS for artist's clay, which I hope you've read, shows virtually no information on the specific content of the material, outside of the binder being made from "organic materials". Looking at the paperwork, I'd suspect the exact formulation is a trade secret.

If it is petroleum wax, then, for all intents and purposes you are correct in at least one aspect of your proclamation above - burning petroleum-based products and inhaling the fumes is bad for you. So is smoking. Here's a tip - don't do either. As far as the fumes from heating go, the general recommendation is to work in a ventilated area with some kind of breathing mask. As the volatiles will condense fairly quickly, breathing through a tortuous path membrane will prevent them from condensing inside your personal space. And keep you healthier.

Worse, some pigments in plastalina contain cyanide (cyan is not just the name of the color, dumbass).

Very good. *gold star* Handled properly this should not pose too much risk. However, other pigments contain heavy metal compounds (Barium, cobalt, chromium, molybdenum, etc.) which can be absorbed through the skin and mucous membranes. Best you be wearing chemically-resistant nitrile gloves, son. Another tip - "nitrile" is chemistry-talk for polyacrylonitrile (PAN) which is an organic polymer of cyanoethylene - that's right, it contains cyanide!

Don't tell me the chemicals I am around are not harmful. I have been trying to make non-toxic clay for as long as I can remember and once the ingredients are hot enough, ANYTHING you put in the double boiler becomes a carcinogen when it reaches gas form.

What are you using as the heating medium for your double boiler? I'm guessing from the information below that you're using some kind of mineral oil (PDMS) - if so, then cancer is the least of your problems - in addition to wearing a breathing mask, you should be wearing heat-proof gloves. And not oven mitts, either, full on lab safety handwear.

On the other hand, please do melt some clay in a saucepan at 450 degrees and inhale deeply.

Do you cook your dinner in that same saucepan, son?

[Pram Maven]

Flagg- It's good to meet a clay expert.

This is oil-based, with several grades of microcrystalline as the binder. Thrash0, fuck off. The grease that makes the more brittle waxes stick to the marble dust and talc is petroleum jelly and the oil is mineral oil.

The heating element is either a heat gun or a stove burner; I only recently started using a heat gun because it was faster and I have not observed any health issues aside from a burning pain in my stomach and the constant need to urinate.

The two pans which make up the double boiler do not come in contact with food, except I do put wads of chewing gum in there sometimes and I've used them as an ashtray.

...this is the chat thread, don't expect a straight answer. I think it belongs in Art Shit, though.

...Dad.

[Pram Maven]

Wow you turned on your new best friend Zhukov quickly.

Your loyalty makes me :lol

What's a loyalty? ARE YOU MAKING WORDS UP

[Shyandquietguy]

Flagg- It's good to meet a clay expert.

And all it took him was finding MSDS sheets. :lol

[Pram Maven]

Yeah, I'm not exactly cursed with being too observant.

[Shyandquietguy]

I doubt that. :lol

So when are you going on bended knee and ask him to visit you with a tiny clay dong?

[Pram Maven]

So when are you going on bended knee and ask him to visit you with a tiny clay dong?

http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x370/prammaven/bendedknee.png

[Shyandquietguy]

Jesus you fucking suck.

[Pram Maven]

Oh, sorry... That was Cjadthenord's schtick.

[Rongi]

Brahs, I got a test tomorrow on Drugs and Behavior at 8:30AM. I've barely studied for this thing but I got like everything write on the practice test

It's awesome being smart :hat

[Rongi]

That should have said "right"

Man this not having an edit button thing is the gayest

[Pram Maven]

I've barely studied for this thing but I got like everything write on the practice test

Except your spelling? :lol

[Rongi]

You came here to defend a furry

You stayed to be ridiculed by a bunch of strangers on the internet

[Shyandquietguy]

Not to mention Rongi requiring to post to make up for a mistake.

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson is a dumb faggot.

[Pram Maven]

You what Shy, kill yourself. You're not a positive influence on anyone's life.

[Pram Maven]

*know

MY KINGDOM FOR AN EDIT BUTTON

[Shyandquietguy]

Except for prospective busnisses.

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Give him asbestos, don't worry he won't notice anything.

[Esuohlim]

Hey Rongi, This Year's Model is the only Elvis Costello album I could really get into :(

[Rongi]

Pram, do you have a dead loved one/relative we can make fun of? I'm trying to think of the most effective way to get you out of here, help me out here

[Pram Maven]

My sister died a year ago, but I'd rather you not make fun of that.

[kahljorn]

maybe we should just all rongi backwards him ;/

[Esuohlim]

dead sister

lmao

you've done it now

[kahljorn]

guys dont fall for it. we'll make fun of his "dead sister" and he'll act all crushed and mournful and right when he's about to leave he'll be all, "HAH! JUST FUCKING WITH YOU IM THE ONE THAT RAPED AND KILLED HER SO I DONT REALLY GIVE A SHIT."

[Rongi]

Hey Rongi, This Year's Model is the only Elvis Costello album I could really get into :(

That album is pretty amazing though, so I'm glad you like that much Elvis Costello. What else did you check out?

Honestly, he's not very consistent! I think My Aim Is True is really boring, save for Allison and Watching The Detectives (omg I love that song watching the detectives everything about it is perfect). Armed Forces was my favorite album of his for a while, but I think I over played it and I can't really listen to it anymore :(. Get Happy!! only has like two good songs on it. Trust has like 5 good songs. Imperial Bedroom and King Of America are really wonderful albums

[Shyandquietguy]

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson's sister is dead due to him fucking her.

[Pram Maven]

I thought I was gay! How could I have fucked my sister to death if I love the cock?

[Rongi]

My sister died a year ago, but I'd rather you not make fun of that.


hahaha i can't believe you answered my question seriously

[Shyandquietguy]

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson is a dumb faggot. Bar none.

Edit: Esoulim, you forgot the word "Dumb" in Pram's Title oh wait no that's just pram attempting to diffuse by going with the flow. PRam is fucking dumb.

[Pram Maven]

My cat also died a week ago. He got run over. Found him under my lamp post.I still have him, though.

[Rongi]

My cat also died a week ago. He got run over. Found him under my lamp post.I still have him, though.

man what is it about i-mockery that attracts such nutcases

[Pram Maven]

ATTENTION SHY AND QUIET GUY, WHOSE REAL NAME HAS YET TO BE DETERMINED: WHEN I DISCOVER WHO YOU ARE, I WILL RONGI YOU SIDEWAYS.

[Pram Maven]

so to speak.

[Pram Maven]

man what is it about i-mockery that attracts such nutcases

It's sarcasm. Read up on it.

[Shyandquietguy]

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson is a dumb faggot who does not get jokes.

[ThrashO]

My cat also died a week ago. He got run over. Found him under my lamp post.I still have him, though.

WELL YA GOTTA PRACTICE ON SOMETHIN!

[Shyandquietguy]

I don't think I could ever get a tattoo. I change my mind a lot and would probably regret it. Some of the designs look pretty cool though. Tattooing is definitely an art.

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson is a fucking dumb needy pussy faggot.

[Rongi]

pram maven if you get a tattoo across your forehead that says FAMOUS RAPIST we'll all like you and accept you

[Pram Maven]

Why did you come back, Rongi? Did you try joining some other forums and get so abused on them that you weighed the options and decided this one was the friendliest?

[ThrashO]

Pram Maven all of your posts are funny! :)

(because pent is quoted in your sig)

[Pram Maven]

All of your posts are not funny. Because I am quoted in your sig. Same goes for every other shitbag who linked to the Homeless Criminal thread. Which originally was called, "I have a new pet, would you like to see him?"

[ThrashO]

All of your posts are not funny. Because I am quoted in your sig. Same goes for every other shitbag who linked to the Homeless Criminal thread. Which originally was called, "I have a new pet, would you like to see him?"

Did they delete the pictures of the caged children as well?

[Pram Maven]

SHAVE YOUR FACE, YOU BUM.

[Rongi]

Why did you come back, Rongi? Did you try joining some other forums and get so abused on them that you weighed the options and decided this one was the friendliest?

i came back here looking for info on jixby and mark riddles and then i kind of just stuck around

why did you come back, don carlson? because you're so needy for human contact that you'll settle for people mercilessly making fun of you for being a mongoloid with nonexistent social skills and a complete and utter lack of self awareness?

[Pram Maven]

Lack of social skills?! You've got to be kidding me. This is a mockery site. I've been mocking you. Everyone has a different sense of humor so they might come at the same joke from a different direction, but it's STILL humor, not to be taken seriously.

If you want to know what my social skills are like, contact me on Yahoo, ya pussy.

[Rongi]

good of you not to contend the point about your lack of self awareness

[Pram Maven]

i came back here to stalk jixby and mark riddles and get a better reputation by jumping on the Pram Maven Attack Squad hiring blitz.

Sounds about right.

[Shyandquietguy]

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson is an insurance hazard. And a dumb faggot.

[Pram Maven]

I came back here to ask Thrash0 to marry me because we're so alike, it's like we were breach babies in the same hospital.
...!

[Rongi]

it must be strange, living in aspieland 24/7. land of inability to look another person in the eyes, jokes never understood and detailed monologues about the intricacies of sculpting to anyone who hasn't walked away yet

[Shyandquietguy]

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson will fib on his resume.

[Pram Maven]

Attention anyone who would believe what Shyandquietguy has to say. Attn: Shyandquietguy, trustworthiness, bad spelling, stupid avatar

Shyandquietguy is neither shy nor quiet.

[Shyandquietguy]

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson needs supervision to be kept motivated.

[Pram Maven]

it must be strange, living in aspieland 24/7. land of inability to look another person in the eyes

Must be strange to spend YEARS on a two bit comedy site and only recently become accepted because you gave up on being funny and instead concentrated on being a stupid troll.

[Pram Maven]

FUCK YOU BOTH! HAHAHAHAHA

[Pram Maven]

Be right back, I have diarrhea.

[Rongi]

hey pram maven, what color are my eyes



oh wait

[Shyandquietguy]

Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted

Don Carlson will out right lie to get an interview. And he's a dumb faggot.

[k0k0]

Surgery went fine, but it's what I have to deal with now that sucks. I have to strap gauze under my nose in order to catch all the blood constantly oozing out of my nose at all times over the next 3 days. My nose is about 3 times larger than normal too. My heart won't stop racing at about 120 beats per minute at all times, which I'm guessing has to do with the surgery and I'm spitting up tons of blood. The tubes they put in my nose are annoying to have to clean 4 times a day too. I am tripping on vicodin and don't really like it at all. It's not as enjoyable as my friends said it would be. One of the worst parts about it is, I can't lay down. I have to sleep sitting up. I haven't slept since the surgery for this reason.

And there's my complain-a-thon. I'll be back in a few days probably, once I don't have to wear this blood covered gauze under my nose. Until then, keep Don Carlson away from the children and people of different races.

[ThrashO]

Be right back, I have diarrhea.

And he was never seen again...

[k0k0]

We can only wish or hope... fuck..how does the saying go? My brain is fucked.

[Zhukov]

Well that sounds like it sucks, Koko. You should collect all your blood in a jar and then throw it on the footpath outside your house.

[ItalianStereotype]

Keep it in a jar and introduce it to girls.

[executioneer]

hey silver_fox rageflooding lots of threads is a great way to show us how not mad at us you are

enjoy being erased

[captain516]

FFFFFUUUUUUUCK my classes were rescheduled and I somehow didn't know about it and I missed two day's worth FFFFFUUUUUCCCKKK MMMMYYYYY LLIIIFFEE

[Pentegarn]

Glad surgery went good for you k0k0, come back soon with your funny posts :)

[Pentegarn]

What's a loyalty? ARE YOU MAKING WORDS UP


The definition of loyalty can be found in this link (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/loyalty), you illiterate half wit :lol

[Pentegarn]

Why did you come back, Rongi? Did you try joining some other forums and get so abused on them that you weighed the options and decided this one was the friendliest?

He came back for the opposite reason that you came back, because people here like him

[HickMan]

When I first came here, nobody really liked me. But that's because I was an immature asshole. That and my brother, Immortal Goat kinda fudged things up on this forum. I stopped frequenting this forum, got laid a lot, and became not so douchie.

It sounds to me Pram Maven needs to go into exodus and have a couple encounters with the female species. That's Dr. Cool's prescription.

[ItalianStereotype]

Did your brother ever do any of the same?

[Pentegarn]

Yeah but you came back with the "guy gets in a hot blond sandwich" story. If Pram left he would come back and tell us he fucked a sandwich

[Pentegarn]

hey silver_fox rageflooding lots of threads is a great way to show us how not mad at us you are

enjoy being erased

I enjoyed rereading the football thread without Silver_fox's anger posts cause now we look like we are all yelling at a figment of our imagination. Entertaining stuff :lol

[HickMan]

IS: No

Pentagarn: That was a crowning achievement in my life. I've had plenty others now since I've joined the Army. My liver will never be the same and my pelvic muscles can probably block a 9mm round at close range.

[Aaarg]

pram maven has tons of experience with women.

oh, oh, you meant living women.

[ThrashO]

females in general, yes.

Alive female humans... well now you're just splittin' hairs...

[Colonel Flagg]

Flagg- It's good to meet a clay expert.

Dude, I never claimed to be a "clay expert" - I'm an analytical chemist, and my educational background is in both physics and chemistry. You could do worse. :\

This is oil-based, with several grades of microcrystalline as the binder. [pointless epithet] The grease that makes the more brittle waxes stick to the marble dust and talc is petroleum jelly and the oil is mineral oil.

You're adding these to the clay, right? To make it more pliable? You may inadvertently be upsetting the balance of the (assumed) polymer mixture that comprises the "clay" and, as such, render it unusable.

The heating element is either a heat gun or a stove burner; I only recently started using a heat gun because it was faster and I have not observed any health issues aside from a burning pain in my stomach and the constant need to urinate.

Gentle heating - not on a stove, or with a heat gun. Try under a heating lamp.

The two pans which make up the double boiler do not come in contact with food, except I do put wads of chewing gum in there sometimes and I've used them as an ashtray.

And stop smoking.

...this is the chat thread, don't expect a straight answer. I think it belongs in Art Shit, though.

Yes.

...Dad.

Oooohhhhh. I get it now. :aha!

That wasn't funny; you get points for trying, though. :)

[Pram Maven]

Hehe.

Okay, that was a lot of good advice to digest, there. I'm taking it! I'll try to lighten up a little while I'm at it. :)

[k0k0]

Ok, from suggestions, I should keep my nose runoffs in a jar and possibly throw them in my driveway to keep kids off my lawn? Maybe I'll do a half and half. Half nose leavings for girls and half nose leavings for hurls.

[Pram Maven]

Also, can I please, please shorten my name to Pram? Pram Maven is an idiotic name and I haven't been able to do anything good with it. This is the only site I still use that name on. It represents 15 years of immaturity and misery I'd like to forget.

If you can do that for me, I promise to behave. I'm too old to be acting the way I have been.

While you decide, I'm going to read the articles on the front forum and try to get a better idea of what this site is about.

[Rongi]

I'll arrange for your name to be changed if you promise to leave this website and never grace it with your sub-human presence ever again

[HickMan]

Tell us about those fifteen years of misery and immaturity in detail, please.

[Pram Maven]

Rongi- it's a deal.

Even though I was only being a jerk because I thought that was the point of the site. I thought it was an insult contest. Pub tells me that it isn't. People like me when I'm not being an ass. I just don't know how else to act when I'm being attacked constantly.

[Rongi]

cool

now go away

[Pram Maven]

Ok, but you're throwing the baby out with the bath water...

[k0k0]

Is that what you do when you're done with them?

[Pram Maven]

Look, I'm a nice guy. You've only let me show my bad side. Let me prove myself. I know things, like how to cool down a hot basement room with no windows in it. And how to make soft clay hard enough to hold detail. How to light a small area with depth and drama, how to record radio-quality music without spending much money.

When I'm not being rude, I'm teaching people stuff. If you nurtured that side of me, you'd find something you like.

[Pram Maven]

EVERY TIME I try to be nice, you, Shy, or Pent have shot me down. When you put me in a foul mood, the only thing I can give you is anger. I treat nice people with respect.

[HickMan]

I don't really know you, and I don't have anything against you, but FIRST impressions are a big deal, man. You fucked up here. Nobody really likes you. Why come here over and over again? You're like a stupid, abused girlfriend who always goes back to her man even though she knows he's going to make her feel like shit.

Either wake up and get out of the relationship or just wait until your boyfriend has had enough and beat you over the head with a fucking crowbar. Your call, bro.

[ThrashO]

Either wake up and get out of the relationship or just wait until your boyfriend has had enough and beat you over the head with a fucking crowbar.

I imagine Pram's head is incredibly misshapen with 27 broken crowbars in it.

[ThrashO]

Also, can I please, please shorten my name to Pram? Pram Maven is an idiotic name and I haven't been able to do anything good with it. This is the only site I still use that name on. It represents 15 years of immaturity and misery I'd like to forget.

You can't forget 15 years into the future.

[k0k0]

The future ThrashO? All the way to the year 2000?

[Pram Maven]

No one really gave me a chance. I didn't mean to make a bad first impression, I just was doing what I thought I was supposed to do.

I came back again and again because you were wrong about me. You still are. I returned to disarm you.

I even made the Happy New Decade :D thread in the hopes of a fresher start. Then things got personal and you guys started trying to wreck my professional life, so I threatened to sue and it went from there.

In reality, I don't want any of that. I just want a fair shake. If you wont' give it to me, then you are the lesser person in this equation. You never tried to be nice.

I don't really know you, and I don't have anything against you, but FIRST impressions are a big deal, man. You fucked up here. Nobody really likes you. Why come here over and over again? You're like a stupid, abused girlfriend who always goes back to her man even though she knows he's going to make her feel like shit.

Either wake up and get out of the relationship or just wait until your boyfriend has had enough and beat you over the head with a fucking crowbar. Your call, bro.

[ThrashO]

Fuck you.

[Pram Maven]

Thrash0, you joined to troll and nothing positive or meaningful has ever shown up under your name. I've read your posts on other forums and you're just as rude there. You never even infer that it's just an act. At least I make clear the reasons for my behavior.

By the way, what are you eating in your avatar? It must be important enough to you that you want people to see it. Posters like you are a dime a dozen. Shock, awe, shock, insult, derisive laughter. Is that seriously all you want people to see? I mean, REALLY?

[Pram Maven]

Because it makes you look really childish. You're not a teenager anymore. Act your damn age.

[ThrashO]

It's sunscreen, I did it as a dare.

Here's me when me and my buddies were big into huffing paint, god I love this pic haha

http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/tmartinsilverhuff420.jpeg

man I do all kinds of dumb shit. we always cook up some HARD ass milk steak and eat it, we eat cat food, shit I sleep in a fucking fold out couch with MY OWN DAD and there's all these crazy loud cats outside all the time. it's ridiculous.

[Pram Maven]

So found a game show.

[Pram Maven]

Also, huffing paint is a sure way to get caught. I'm not condoning this, but if you're hell-bent on ruining your brain, try Glade through a towel.

[ThrashO]

You're just mad because people like me for doing stupid shit and you're just a faggot.

[Pram Maven]

Back to my main point though, you are trying really hard to impress people. Not just here, but everywhere you go. Eating sunscreen on a dare? Even I wouldn't do that. How about being yourself? Is that so hard? Do you want some training wheels to bolt to your ankles and take baby steps so you won't fall down?

[Pram Maven]

At least I don't have to do dumb shit to be liked or hated. I can do it all with the turn of a phrase. I don't know what you're like in person, but I would hope there is a divide between your internet persona and your real life, otherwise you'll eventually end up in a mental hospital or on Jersey Shore.

[ThrashO]

You just earned yourself a red pickle, faggot.

[Pram Maven]

If you want, you can change your name to Flail0. Because it doesn't look like there's much balance in your life.

[Pram Maven]

AWWWW, I hurt Thrash0's feelings. He can dish it out, but he can't take the heat in his own kitchen. *lol* Mainly because he sprayed PAM all over his body and is therefore flammable.

[Pram Maven]

Smells like you're cooking you own goose, Flail0.

[ThrashO]

That's probably just the charred baby flesh you're smelling.

[Pram Maven]

You would know, you bought it.

[Pentegarn]

Back to my main point though, you are trying really hard to impress people. Not just here, but everywhere you go. Eating sunscreen on a dare? Even I wouldn't do that. How about being yourself? Is that so hard? Do you want some training wheels to bolt to your ankles and take baby steps so you won't fall down?

Maybe that is who he is, did you ever think of that?

The show Jackass has a fist full of people who do that sort of thing and they are all millionaires from doing it, they were probably being themselves. Men do dumbass things when they are hanging out just cause it is funny. I have a friend who at one of our annual Wrestlemania get togethers decided to stuff 100 pepperoni slices in his mouth, then 20 marshmallows, then a ton of grapes. Being wacky for laughs is just who he is.

[Pram Maven]

I mean, it's not a stretch from the fact you do illegal drug use to assume that you engage in other sorts of crime. How long have you been murdering 6 years olds during Satanic rituals? You can't just make the kid feel better by rubbing lotion on her dead body, Flail0. Dead bodies can't feel, Flail0. They can't appreciate the gesture, you sick fuck.

[Pram Maven]

Pent- that may be, but there are people who can do that and not be jerks about it. Daredevils, and the like. I am not Pram Maven all the time, it's just a persona I escape to when I'm attacked. As I've said before, you're wrong about me. I like positive interaction more than negative attention.

[Pram Maven]

Go smoke a bowl and see how many dish towels you can swallow, Flail0. Maybe it will make you feel better.

[k0k0]

I can't even rep ThrashO anymore. Gotta spread some around. Good going Charlie.

[Pram Maven]

You only rep him with green pickles because you like him, not because he posts witty things.

If it weren't for me, you wouldn't even have a rep system.

[Pram Maven]

*watches Flail0 run out of steam*

This is fun. No, really, it is. Because he deserves it.

But like I said before, I prefer not to be this way. It makes me feel ill. I'd much rather be friendly.

[Pentegarn]

If it weren't for me, you wouldn't even have a rep system.

Indirectly I believe this is accurate.

[Pram Maven]

I WOULD RATHER BE FRIENDLY, HUFF0.

[HickMan]

http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/tv_impact/photo/birds-of-war-3b1e411c023703c8_large.jpg

This is Thrash0 and his two friends visiting Afghanistan and putting on an AWESOME wrestling match. Thanks again guyst!

[ThrashO]

Haha, Hick where did you find that pic man? That was so long ago, shit dude.

Yeah the whole chicken outfit get up was my idea. They wouldnt like me if i didnt look stupid enough.

Fun Fact: One of the guys I went to college was wrestling there too, and he got his neck SPLIT THE FUCK OPEN by the edge of an old metal garcage can :x

[Pentegarn]

Also Pram, I have to ask

Fail0?Flail0 Really?

Really?

Really?

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I mean Trash0 is so much more obvious (and better) and instead you go 'Fail0Flail0'

Why not go 'Dumb0' while you are at it, which is accidentally more clever than 'Fail0Flail0'

Why not go 'Suck0'? That is just as lame.

Heck why limit your self to one syllable changes, why not add extra syllables? I am sure 'Bigfatdummyhead0' would get some zugs and a trophee :retro

I am sure Antidisestablishmentarianism0 would be really devastated if you want with one of those

[Pram Maven]

Not Fail0, FLAIL0. After the way he flails his arms to keep his balance while he's doing stupid shit.

Man, I'm shocked that I haven't been able to Google pictures of him planking in a chicken suit with dish towels in his mouth.

[Pentegarn]

Wow that's even worse, I guess my mind hid the l in Flail0 to protect itself from lame overexposure, which must cause harm or my body wouldn't have felt the need to shield itself from it.

Just replace Fail with Flail in my previous post then, it is the same basic message. Or I will get it in post production for you

[Pram Maven]

*LMAO*

[Pram Maven]

Okay, how about Stash0 then- for all the drugs he does.

[Pentegarn]

Keep working on it

[ThrashO]

This is amazing.

[Pentegarn]

:lol

[Pentegarn]

http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/tv_impact/photo/birds-of-war-3b1e411c023703c8_large.jpg

This is Thrash0 and his two friends visiting Afghanistan and putting on an AWESOME wrestling match. Thanks again guyst!

I need to address this pic for a moment

:lol love the drawn on abs :lol

That is all

EDIT: I take that back, i have one more. I didn't know the Gobbeldy Gooker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JODV1xJNlrU) had a stable

[ThrashO]

All part of my WACKINESS :lol2

One time this dude fork stabbed me. Then 5 years later, he came to the bar I worked at, ordered a glass of milk AND DID IT AGAIN.

Same guys also tried to rob us with rubber guns

[Pram Maven]

Sounds like the North Carolina I remember avoiding moving to.

[ThrashO]

Did you guys ever see the pics of when Danny Devito came over to my house? He was filming some scene in some show called "Always in Philadelphia Today" or something (I've heard good things, been meaning to see it) and my dad's friend was the sound guy for that episode and he got him to come over in between shoots!

http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/meanddannylol.jpeg