I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Yggdrasill]

Well I say we've been rather chatty.

[Esuohlim]

We need to liven this place up. I've got a joke guaranteed to tickle some funny bones ;)

What did the sarcastic Arcturus say to the belligerent Aldebaran after he had threatened him?

"Oh man I am shaking in my Bootes! :rolleyes"

:lol :lol

[Guitar Woman]

So an atom walks into a bar and sees another atom under a table frantically searching for something. The first atom asks what's wrong, and the second one says "It's terrible, I lost an electron!"

The first atom says "Are you sure?" and the second one replies, "Yes, I'm positive!

:lol

[Emu]

That's not nearly as cerebral, f*ck you

[noob3]

I got Guitar Woman's!

[Yggdrasill]

Why did the statistician cross the interstate?
To get data from the other side of the median. :lol

[MarioRPG]

So an atom walks into a bar and sees another atom under a table frantically searching for something. The first atom asks what's wrong, and the second one says "It's terrible, I lost an electron!"

The first atom says "Are you sure?" and the second one replies, "Yes, I'm positive!

:lol
Oh man, I shouldn't have chuckled at that.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9910/52367344oi0.png

:(

[Emu]

I miss that game :tear

[MLE]

I giggled at guitar woman's as well. I'm a nerd like that.

[MarioRPG]

I vaguely remember sucking at that game.

[Guitar Woman]

Parappa or Lammy?

Because the latter is completely understandable.

[Guitar Woman]

Guys, why is this the only forum on the internet that doesn't suck horribly

Seriously :[

[Emu]

it really is

i get banned from every other forum i post on for cursing too much :lol

[Fathom Zero]

So who else is watching the Hip Hop Honors?

[MarioRPG]

I am sick again.

[Womti]

PAGE BREAK :eek:eek:eek:eek

[Womti]

Guys, why is this the only forum on the internet that doesn't suck horribly

Seriously :[

this forum isnt a real forum :x

[Chojin]

it's like the matrix guys

you only know the taste of posts and the matrix is telling you that this thread is juicy and succulent

[MarioRPG]

I don't follow.

[Chojin]

you only think you're posting on a forum, when in reality you're in a bathtub with a sony walkman plugged into your face

[Fathom Zero]

WHY CHOJIN? WHY?

[Fathom Zero]

dsffsd

[Guitar Woman]

fuck that noise, check THIS out

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VO_60YzwvfE

[Fathom Zero]

I've made people aware of that already.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, ok.

I thought it was pretty funny, if it's worth anything!

[Fathom Zero]

Why is it funny, Ham-hock?

[Womti]

IAMPOSTING IN CAPS LOCK NOW.

[Guitar Woman]

Why is it funny, Ham-hock?
Because of your (hopefully) faux-Dr. Pizza voice. And the fat people comment, although in retrosepct I don't know why I thought it was so hilarious.

[Fathom Zero]

That's reality, bub.

[Guitar Woman]

killersparten003: I WANT THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND
Microwaved Grape: why
killersparten003: cuz it was a fucking awesome game
killersparten003: dont deny it
killersparten003: u know it was
Microwaved Grape: never played it
killersparten003: wow...
killersparten003: thats sad

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GAMES

I.E. HE WON'T PLAY SYSTEM SHOCK 2 BECAUSE HE HAS BIOSHOCK WHICH IS WAY BETTER

[Guitar Woman]

Microwaved Grape: yes, how dare I never have played a game that came out years before I cared about videogames
killersparten003: ...97?
killersparten003: lol
Microwaved Grape: and won't even run on a modern computer
killersparten003: o wait..94
killersparten003: and yah it will lol
Microwaved Grape: with DOSbox
killersparten003: they made a version of it that runs on 95
killersparten003: and u can run it in compatibility mode
Microwaved Grape: yeah except windows generally sucks shit at emulating it's own software
Microwaved Grape: see also: Final Fantasy 7
killersparten003: ...it didnt suck with that one game that u gave me...i cant remember the name
killersparten003: the one with the vault and u have to get the water chip
Microwaved Grape: Jesus christ

[Esuohlim]

Do you have any other hobbies other than video games? Maybe go outside and kick a ball around!

[Guitar Woman]

I am physically unsuited for tasks with that level of ENDURANCE

[Misdemonar]

Do you have any other hobbies other than video games? Maybe go outside and kick a ball around!

Just not my balls!!!

[MLE]

Guitar Woman, why don't you get into DDR and LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT GEEZ. then you might have some endurance.

[Guitar Woman]

Because every time I try and play an arcade game that forces you to SHAKE YO BOOTY I invariably pull something.

[MLE]

you're such a FATASS

[Fathom Zero]

Ham-hock bastard.

[Guitar Woman]

I've a bit of a gut from lack of excercise, but I'm way too skinny to ever get fat without considerable effort.

[Sethomas]

My cousin built his own DDR pad out of wood and steel and magic, and played so much at home that he lost an incredible amount of weight. Then he piled laundry on it and he never did his laundry, and instead he would sit in a lazyboy and eat huge blocks of cheese. He gained the weight back with such swiftness that biochemical rules of nature were defied and minds were boggled.

[Ninjavenom]

man, locking my thread was kind of a dick move =(

[Sethomas]

Seriously, where's Pub?

[Dr. Boogie]

man, locking my thread was kind of a dick move =(

You were drunk, man. Out of control!

[Terra]

NO DRINKING AND POSTING!

[MarioRPG]

TADP
Terra Against Drunk Posting

[Sethomas]

On the locking of threads, I hope you all saw as Vila made a pathetic dick joke, so I called her out on making pathetic dick jokes, and she responded with "at least I don't make dick jokes" or something. I just thought I'd say that because it amused, at the very least (and at the same time, most importantly) me.

[Sethomas]

pssh, real acronyms are more tortuously phrased. An improvement would be "Terras Against Posting OnLine Etc.", hence, TADPOLE.

[Terra]

I take issue with the whole Terra/TADPOLE thing. Just so everybody knows.

[Sticks]

anyone wanna cyber? I have huge wilkins

[Sethomas]

I didn't mean it, Terra. :(

[MarioRPG]

I originally was going for TADD but that didn't add up.
Besides you missed a D.

[Chojin]

http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2002444471017.gif

Still one of the best comics out there :<

[Womti]

I HAVE NEW SHOOOOOOOOOOOOESSSSSSS

[MarioRPG]

I can't believe Dilbert is still around, seems like it's been around forever.

[MLE]

at least he still has an amount of humor to his strips.

[Guitar Woman]

NOBODY WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY :tear

[DuFresne]

Happy Birthday, Zigathon!

[Emu]

I seriously was two seconds away from posting a happy birthday GW thread but your birthday reminded me that people born in the 90's are not still tiny children. Stop destroying my delusions.

[Guitar Woman]

I got a Wii, lol

If you guys could tell me how I add friend codes and go on the internet that'd be super because I can't figure out jack dick about this thing :[

[Emu]

Point the dildo at the TV and click "A"

[Guitar Woman]

:PICTUREOFMARIOSIGHINGWEARILY

[DuFresne]

I suck at all things technical and I still got my wii online just by reading the damn manual. NOW THAT YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW WOULD BE GREAT TIME TO LEARN SOME FUCKING PERSEVERANCE AND SELF-RELIANCE OK

[Guitar Woman]

What the hell I have to BUY the internet >:

[Guitar Woman]

I also can't seem to get the cursor to line up with where I'm pointing the Wiimote. The sensor bar position option changes this, but the two choices are either "way too high" or "way too low."

I picked the low one and am now exclusively holding my wiimote Coyote Smith style, and while that makes me look like the most super cool kid on the block it'd be nice if I could get it to work like it's supposed to.

[Guitar Woman]

So this console really kind of sucks. Good thing I also got The White Album and Houses of the Holy. The second of which also sort of sucks.

What an awesome-at-first-but-then-shitty birthday this was

[Emu]

It takes some getting used to. Stop getting disappointed so fast you queer.

And Houses of the Holy is great :(

[Guitar Woman]

I seriously cannot figure out what the fuck is wrong with my remote's calibration. The manual isn't fucking helping at all and there is no IN CASE YOU FUCKED UP TRY THIS in the option menu.

The only hairstyle I could find for my Mii makes him look like a girl from a distance, which I guess is appropriate. But I would have appreciated an option to turn it pink. >:

Also, I just can't get into any of the songs except Dancing Days and No Quarter. Mabye I'm not in the mood or something. I probably would have done way better with I or II, anyway.

[Sethomas]

Fuck, now I have the song "Me and Eddie Vedder" stuck in my head. It'll make you appreciate the album "Houses of the Holy" more, I promise.

[Guitar Woman]

ALSO MY WII CODE IS 7766757314946482

ADD ME SO I CAN SEND YOU ALL MY ALF MIIS

[Esuohlim]

I want a Wii now. I didn't 10 months ago but now I do. :(

Actually I need more fun DS games. Anyone know any fun DS games?

[Guitar Woman]

Elite Beat Agents
Dawn of Sorrow
Phoenix Wright

[Esuohlim]

I already have three fun DS games! I have New Super Mario Bros., FFIII, and Puzzle Quest.

These aren't very challenging though. :(

[Esuohlim]

Phoenix Wright

I don't know man this game sounds gay as hell. I don't want to be all like "OBJECTION!" I play my DS in public sometimes, you know.

[Guitar Woman]

I can't play my DS in public because I always sing along to Material Girl on EBA :(

[Esuohlim]

Plus isn't Phoenix Wright not even really a game? It's like an endless cutscene. That's not fun! >:

[Emu]

Wait do you actually have to yell OBJECTION into the mic?

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah. That's what makes it so awesome.

[Emu]

That's gay

IMO

[Esuohlim]

It's like Nintendo is doing everything they possibly can to prevent their games from being emulated on a computer. This is why we have to do deal with controlling Link with the goddamn stylus >:

[Esuohlim]

I'd love to get Phantom Hourglass but I really REALLY forsee this just being a huge headache >:

[Emu]

You could probably use a gamepad and a mouse for the stylus :\

[Guitar Woman]

Zelda stopped being not shitty after Windwaker, so that's really not a valid complaint.


also I fucked up my REAL Wii code is 7766 7573 1484 6482

[Esuohlim]

Twilight Princess was better than Wind Waker. I still don't understand your beef with it.

[Emu]

Okay, I'll bite.

Guitar Woman, tell us, what is so horrible about Twilight Princess.

[Esuohlim]

And Wind Waker isn't terrible either, mind you. Now Minish Cap on the other hand

[Emu]

:hifivemilhouse

It might just be because I'm a faggot furry but I really enjoyed the wolf parts. :[

[Guitar Woman]

I don't know, mabye I'm just growing up in a really asshole way. Although I thought the level design was really icky and the game's habit of constantly vomiting BLOOOOOOOOOOOM into my face was not appreciated.

Also, it didn't make me feel like a pirate and Windwaker DID, so WW is way better in my book!

[Guitar Woman]

It could also be because I was one of the faggots who got mega pissed off when WW came out with it's cartoony graphics, and then was pleasantly surprised when I got to play it.

[Emu]

I liked Windwaker up until that part where you have to collect the triforce shards.

Developer Uno: Oh shit we spent too much time on these revolutionary graphics and this game is too short!
Developer Dos: I suppose we could include some really tedious and mindless fetch quests. I mean the treasure diving section of the game could use a little sprucing up.
Developer Uno: Yeah that sounds perfect! Okay all we have to do is divide the Triforce into 8,500 shards and set 90% of them in the middle of this massive blue sea so we don't have to make new areas.

[Emu]

And if you'll recall, this game was delayed for like a year, so it was being developed back in 2004-5 when bloom was all the rage.

http://www.vedrashko.com/uploaded_images/shadow_colossus-759239.jpg

QED.

[Guitar Woman]

Ok yeah, that was queer.

I did really like the caves the maps were hidden in, though. If they had just put the triforce shards in the caves and eliminated having to do all the crap with Tingle it would have been way better.

[Guitar Woman]

AND BLOOM IS ALL THE RAGE NOW. JUST LIKE BROWN AND GREY PALETTES!

[DuFresne]

Alright, GW, I've got you added. My number's in the Wii Numbers thread you should have been using.

Oh, and don't steal jokes from Yahtzee. I'll know.

[Sethomas]

Quit fagging up the faggotry thread, fags.

I mean, there's a gaming forum and all, you know?

[Guitar Woman]

It's the truth, though! Twilight Princess is by far the worst offender with that fucking effect, too.

[Emu]

Have you even played Shadow of the Colossus? That game and Ico practically define bloom.

Also yes there's a gaming forum but this thread has been slowed to a crawl lately

[Chojin]

You didn't have to pay for the internet if you got a Wii before June or so. Either way it's only $5 for an internet browser, don't be a faggot.

If you aren't having fun with the wii, try buying some games!

Hope this helps!

[Guitar Woman]

Except SotC and Ico aren't pieces of shit >:

[Guitar Woman]

Meaning I can forgive a shitty lighting effect, wheras I hate Twilight Princess and everything about Twilight Princess.

And yes, I was planning on getting Metroid Prime 3 and Sin and Punishment, but I don't even have any Wii points and my dad has already spent enough on this

[Guitar Woman]

I think the PS3 has more appealing games than the Wii does right now, guys

srsly

[Emu]

The only thing wrong with TP is that yes some of the level design in the later game was a little skimpy. What do you expect? Halfway through the development they decided to change to a radical new platform.

[Chojin]

But in all seriousness, I play mario strikers charged every god damn day ;<

Also, if your sensor's on top of the tv, try putting it below the TV. You can also set the position to 'above' or 'below' regardless of where the sensor actually is to change the height. So in other words there are 4 settings - Sensor above/set to above, above/below, below/above, below/below.

I highly recommend the following games!
- Mario Strikers Charged
- Metroid Prime 3
- Mario Party 8 (if you have real life buddies, otherwise this is a pass)
- Resident Evil 4
- Super Paper Mario
- Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam

[Emu]

The PS3 has MGS4, that's it :[

Heavenly Sword is fun in that God of War-with-a-chick kind of way but I hear it's short.

[Chojin]

PS3 is getting MGS4 next year sometime.

Right now PS3 has resistance and motorstorm, both of which come with it in the new packages.

[Guitar Woman]

I have no real life friends, so no Mario Party. ;_;

As for RE4, I'm not paying 20 bucks to re-play a game that stopped being fun 3 months after I got it, thanks.

[Guitar Woman]

Also, PS3:

Resistance, Heavenly Sword, a bunch of good multiplatform stuff, and Warhawk. Which is FANTASTIC.

[Chojin]

also my wii code is 5383 1323 0481 8006

[Chojin]

if you want a ps3, go get a ps3. don't be a faggot and just ignore the tons of good shit on wii, though, through retail and VC offerings.

[Guitar Woman]

and I've got the thing sort of calibrated, but the remotes are really inconsistant about when they want to turn on and I still have to hold it upside down gangsta style for best results.

[DuFresne]

Believe what Chojin says about Downhill Jam! I rented it along with Sonic and the Secret Rings and barely ended up playing Sonic at all.

[Guitar Woman]

ALSO, PAYING FOR ROMS

[Emu]

Wii RE4 really changes the game around. It's graphically better on the Wii and the Wiimote-as-gun isn't nearly as awkward as it seems like it would be.

[Chojin]

also it says your wii number is incorrect.

I KNEW YOU DIDN'T REALLY HAVE ONE OR YOU WOULD NOT BE MAKING THESE ACCUSATIONS ;_;

[Chojin]

paying for roms VS not having roms at all! SIGN ME UP FOR NO ROMS AT ALL PRZ

also what the fuck are you talking about what your remote issues? do you have seventy lit candles around your tv?

did you ignore the safety manual and pour a bottle of tang in there?

[Emu]

where does "no roms at all" figure into the equation

[Chojin]

Into his 'the ps3 is better because it doesn't make me pay for roms' thing

[Guitar Woman]

I don't know, it's been fucked up since I turned it on. I can learn to play like this because I got it to not be so bad, so I guess it's no big deal.

Also, try the second code I posted, the first one was borked.

[Guitar Woman]

ALSO I HAVE A PC FOR MY ROMS FAGGOT

[Guitar Woman]

AND WAY BETTER GAMES THAN THE WII OFFERS

DOES THE WII HAVE SYSTEM SHOCK 2? NO? I FUCKING THOUGHT SO

[Emu]

You could just have a shitty controller. When we got a Wii for my brother it wouldn't play any games and made a loud WHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ every time you tried to put one in, so it's not like the things are breakproof. The thing to do would be to take it to your local Gamestop or whatever and try the controller on theirs and see if it works better.

[Emu]

And they're not forcing you to spend your points on the SNES games :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

We don't have GameStop in portland :<

[DuFresne]

It's never going to be perfect, GW. I move my wii from room to room in my apartment all the time and rarely bother to recalibrate. Just know that you need to point in the TV's general direction and you'll get used to it soon enough.

[Guitar Woman]

Also, I would buy a game if I really really really wanted the experience of playing it on a TV, like say Earthbound, but I was promised that last week and I don't see it anywhere.

I like the news channel, though!

[Emu]

If you have a Hollywood Video anywhere around there's usually a GameCrazy attached to those. I tend to have better luck with them. If you have a Babbage's or an EBGames, same thing.

[Chojin]

the remote interacts with infrared light, so make sure you don't have a big lamp or something right in front of the tv.

also, what the fuck is your point now? my CD-i can play TONS of games that you can't play on either PC or Wii! Clearly THAT is the superior system!

[Guitar Woman]

My point is fuck the virtual console because it's filled with games I can get for free

[Chojin]

What games do you have for Wii, GW?

Also, what, in your opinion, should Nintendo have done with the Virtual Console? Re-release everything in their library for free download on their servers?

[Emu]

Twilight Princess :rolleyes

[Emu]

If you want a new game but don't have the money go sell your gamecube since your Wii can play the same games. That'll give you at least probably 30 dollars depending on where you sell it.

[Chojin]

I'm just having a hard time figuring out who thinks $5 is an outrageous amount of money for anything

[Emu]

When the alternative is free it is I guess

Realistically though it's a lot cheaper and a lot more reliable than going out and buying an SNES and a hard copy of Earthbound :<

[Chojin]

WHATEVER YOU DO GW DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE EVERYBODY VOTES CHANNEL IT MIGHT BE FREE BUT IT DOESN'T INCLUDE 800 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY AND A SNACK :eek

[Guitar Woman]

Someone who is not a big boy with a big boy job like you, jerk

Also, I have Wii Sports and Wii Play. I got it for the extra controller so don't give me that look, you gay

[Guitar Woman]

What is the everybody votes channel? Is it at least better than that freebie MP3 thing which did not even give me a demo so I could see if I like it?

[Emu]

Well jeez, no wonder. Those are the two gimmickiest games on the Wii.

[Chojin]

Yeah, honestly I'd rather just have the games there on my wii channel where it's much easier for me to drop in and play a few things real quick using the same controller. The PC keyboard feels like a dick when you're playing anything retro (unless your only knowledge of consoles prior to the PS2 consists of roms, i guess), and you can download and re-download the games all you want from now on (like on steam).

[Chojin]

And also spend your weekly allowance on any of the games I just mentioned and you'll like your game system a lot better, now that you'll have games to play on it.

[Guitar Woman]

SHIT, MY INBOX IS SUDDENLY FILLING UP WITH NINTENDO TELLING ME SHIT I ALREADY KNEW

HOW DO I GET RID OF IT

[Emu]

I use this for my PC gaming:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/214ZZH49R5L.jpg

Shaped like and functions like a PS1 controller and is perfectly responsive. It also works with every emulator in the universe. So I get the full gaming experience.

[Guitar Woman]

The reason my library sucks so bad is because my dad bought it with no knowledge that I wanted MP3 really really bad, and because it came with an extra controller. HIS FAULT

[Guitar Woman]

And I have a gamepad for my emulation purposes, too.

[Chojin]

you are the most spoiled kid ever ;<

[Guitar Woman]

says YOU, I bought all my PC crap >:

[Emu]

I bet he bought you another nunchuck, too :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

DID YOU KNOW IT WAS AN AVERAGE OF 62 DEGREES AND CLOUDY IN PORTLAND TODAY WITH A SOUTHWEST WIND OF 17 MILES PER HOUR

[Guitar Woman]

Haha, this console is all right guys

It still needs better games, though

[Emu]

Wait til after Smash Bros. is out. Then we'll start seeing the gold.

[Chojin]

i own more wii games than I do for any other last-gen console ;<

[Guitar Woman]

I'd like to thank Chojin for giving me the gift of Lammy vs. Parappa in a boxing match. And Dogbert, although I'm not sure what I'm gonna use him for yet.

Also, Du Fresne spammed my Mii channel with like 15 guys >:

[Chojin]

guys i found CD-i porn

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/CD-i/1

[Chojin]

you should get mario party just so your siblings can scream and cry and try to kill each other with the remotes

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, I was gonna tell you about that but I didn't think to save the image before the fag mods on 4chan got rid of it.

THIS ANUS IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR

[Chojin]

haha, from my psych textbook -

7.8 What are the facts and the myths concerning infant immunizations?
Immunizations are far less dangerous than the diseases they are designed to prevent and are one of the most effective weapons in the fight against infectious diseases.

Take THAT, middle America.

[DuFresne]

Also, Du Fresne spammed my Mii channel with like 15 guys >:

I've sent those to all my wii friends. It's not my fault you're late to the party and thus have to recieve all of them at once instead of one at a time whenever I make one.

[Chojin]

http://comic.bostonandshaun.com/index.php?date=2006-06-16
http://comic.bostonandshaun.com/index.php?date=2006-07-17

[Emu]

I wish he would update more :[

[Chojin]

gw what is going on in your avatar

[Guitar Woman]

SHE HAS A FEVER GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER

[Guitar Woman]

srsly though if it's getting people in trouble I'll just put it to the sexy Haruko one again

[Guitar Woman]

Which isn't as choppy and gay anyway

[Chojin]

actually no it was just a thinly veiled attempt to get you to send me porn.

[Guitar Woman]

WHY MUST YOU KEEP BADGERING ME FOR THIS

THE INTERNET IS FULL OF IT YOU KNOW

[Guitar Woman]

For those who care a fair amount of Giygas porn exists, although I can't remember where :<

[Chojin]

okay but where is the porn you made your avatar from

[Guitar Woman]

I don't have the original image. And 4chan is down so requesting is out.

[HickMan]

Hey I-mockery, I've got a problem.

My brother is a complete douchebag. All he does is go on /b/ and try to read me these retarded stories that I don't care about. He saves countless lame pictures that he claims are funny to show me all from /b/. I don't got to /b/ too much because my brother made me think it's totally lame. Which it is. He makes it sound like he's part of some elite internet force just because he goes on this lame website. He's also getting a Wiccan marriage with his girlfriend of four months. I am no attending the 'hand binding'. Can you guys help out?

[Emu]

/b/ was cool back when nobody knew what it was.

As in, when it didn't exist.

I don't really see the appeal of claiming to be part of an anonymous nerdfag hive mind, but then again I don't play WoW either. Especially when that hive mind consists of a number of fatasses and Aspies who never outgrew random humor but won't admit it. *eats some cheese XD;;*

[MarioRPG]

I stay away from that site anyway. Theres a lot of awful things on there.

[Chojin]

They pretty regularly have child pornography in /b/, too.

[Guitar Woman]

Tell him to go hang out on /v/ like all the cool kids.

[Guitar Woman]

Also, Wiccan? Is he or his girlfriend overweight?

[Fathom Zero]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/8426/220pxthat27smybeatyv9.jpg

Seven Force?

[MarioRPG]

Too thin.

[DuFresne]

Too not dripping with bloody semen.

[Esuohlim]

The general concensus among my friends is that I should go as Doug Funnie for Halloween and the only green v-neck sweater vests I can find online cost like 60 bucks :(

[Sethomas]

I did that back in 2004 and I made out with at least six chicks. Not necessarily because of it, but still. I still have that sweater somewhere, but I think I'd have to make a trip home (far far away) to get it. What would you give me for it?

[ScruU2wice]

Millhouse, I was in econ class and our professor wanted us to name concerts that we wanted to see for examples in class, and I said that there was a ween concert on the 20th and no one believed that ween was a band.

You're avatar made me relive that pain.

[HickMan]

My brother's girlfriend isn't fat or anything. He's just a douchebag.

Just sayin'

[noob3]

i go to 4chan some times but never /b/, that shit's retarded to the max. i think i'm better off not even looking at what is there, so i don't.

[MarioRPG]

The general concensus among my friends is that I should go as Doug Funnie for Halloween and the only green v-neck sweater vests I can find online cost like 60 bucks :(
Just get a green sweater and cut that shit up like it was paper.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah but I want it to look authentic and I'm all like Charlie Brown with a pair of scissors >:

[Chojin]

Have you guys ever noticed that renaissance festivals are like the ancient mating grounds for overweight and/or butch lesbians?

[Emu]

I took my little pomeranian/shi-tzu/chihuahua mix dog to a ren fest a few years ago, and this big bitch kept kissing him and trying to hide him in her cleavage. He would've fit, too, if he wouldn't have been kicking her :\

[Emu]

On the lighter side, I found Lycurgus1985's MySpace.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=174224520

[Chojin]

JASON
Status: In a Relationship
Orientation: Straight
Children: Someday

WHO LET THIS HAPPEN??!?

[Emu]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=10598894

This is the Auttumne person who came to his defense.

[Chojin]

Christ, I can't believe I'm only a year older than that fuck.

Lycurgus, that is.

[Guitar Woman]

I was sort of expecting his profile picture, but I still laughed my ass off when I saw it.

[Emu]

http://jaywolf1985.livejournal.com/

Current Music:"At the Rave Inn (2003 Version)" by Pram MavenSubject:The Initiation of I-Mockery ForumsTime:07:53 pmCurrent Mood:http://stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/growf/smileys/bouncy.gif bouncyWell, well, well...

It seems like I'm going through the initiation process on the I-Mockery forums. Everybody is trying to put me down. I just find very amusing overall.

In other news...

I'm back in college and am taking:

Chinese 1005 - Introduction to Chinese Culture
Humanities 1010 - Introduction to Western Art
Philosophy 1030
And an Intro to Aud to TV Production class too.

I've also been busy working on some film projects. More on that later though.
Well, that's all for now.

Just thought I'd let you all know I still breathe even though you probably don't give a shit! =P

Why do all furries end their journal entries with "I'm posting but you probably don't care!!"

[Emu]

Bio:I am 21 years old and have been a therian (pretty much someone connected to an animal so much where they feel part that animal as well as human on a spiritual level) for over 7 years (obviously my therian identity is a wolf =P). Although, most just associate this as being a furry these days it seems despite the fact I don't dig any of the fur fetishes. I love to write and make home movies. I am straight and currently single. I am really into horror related things but I am not a goth (or pseudo goth as I like to call it for this day and age). I especially like psychological aspects of horror and fear because I find it fascinating to research into. I'm currently attending Wayne State University and majoring in film in which I hope to achieve a career in. Not to mention, I also like the film, Rocky Horror Picture Show. :)

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Tarot Cards
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/JayWolf1985/Contemplation.jpg The Brother of Lupines
http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://jaywolf1985.livejournal.com/profile)jaywolf1985 (http://jaywolf1985.livejournal.com/) A man, who appears to be at peace yet conflicted at once, sits in the wilderness, in touch with the canis lupus and shares the characteristics of both man and wolf. Divinatory Meanings: This suit is representative of animal strengths and tendencies, but not without control. He signifies the restraints of the human world the bearer of the suit faces yet learns to adapt and be there for those he cares for and is loyal to. The bearer of this suit is at peace in nature and usually comes to life at night. While he wishes to have both equations of his whole become one in unity, he is at times forced to choose one side in order to survive which inflicts much pain upon him. Reversed: Brotherhood, protector, teacher, pathfinder, moon energy, nature, kinship, haunted, conflict. Spiritual: Boundless

[Guitar Woman]

jesus fucking christ

[Chojin]

so uh, when did we drop the rules and guidelines from the main page?

[Emu]

That picture doesn't classify as porn/lewd, does it?

Nobody would jerk off to that. :[

[Terra]

Bio:I am 21 years old and have been a therian (pretty much someone connected to an animal so much where they feel part that animal as well as human on a spiritual level) for over 7 years (obviously my therian identity is a wolf =P). Although, most just associate this as being a furry these days it seems despite the fact I don't dig any of the fur fetishes. I love to write and make home movies. I am straight and currently single. I am really into horror related things but I am not a goth (or pseudo goth as I like to call it for this day and age). I especially like psychological aspects of horror and fear because I find it fascinating to research into. I'm currently attending Wayne State University and majoring in film in which I hope to achieve a career in. Not to mention, I also like the film, Rocky Horror Picture Show. :)

LiveJournal
Tarot Cards
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/JayWolf1985/Contemplation.jpg The Brother of Lupines
http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif (http://jaywolf1985.livejournal.com/profile)jaywolf1985 (http://jaywolf1985.livejournal.com/) A man, who appears to be at peace yet conflicted at once, sits in the wilderness, in touch with the canis lupus and shares the characteristics of both man and wolf. Divinatory Meanings: This suit is representative of animal strengths and tendencies, but not without control. He signifies the restraints of the human world the bearer of the suit faces yet learns to adapt and be there for those he cares for and is loyal to. The bearer of this suit is at peace in nature and usually comes to life at night. While he wishes to have both equations of his whole become one in unity, he is at times forced to choose one side in order to survive which inflicts much pain upon him. Reversed: Brotherhood, protector, teacher, pathfinder, moon energy, nature, kinship, haunted, conflict. Spiritual: Boundless


This is tap-able. I would hit this in the pound in no time flat.

[Emu]

I'm about certain that's not actually him.

[Chojin]

I have a picture of him somwhere, he's just some porker.

[Chojin]

Yeah, here we go:

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/b3b1f3fd.gif

Also, this was in the same folder:

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/passion_250x250_01.jpg

[Emu]

I can't tell if that's even a dude.

[Chojin]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19789

And this was the beginning of that saga.

[Sethomas]

I always imagine Chojin having a vast I-Mockery database of such things, and I have a dread curiosity of what's in the Sethomas folder.

[Emu]

Yeah, I was reading that earlier and that's what prompted me to look him up. He apparently registered on the forums for the memorial website for the little girl from Poltergeist.

[Chojin]

I don't even see the code anymore - I just see blonde, brunette, redhead...

[Fathom Zero]

You're either a massive nerd or a Joey Pants fan.

And I'm the latter.

[MLE]

You notice he didn't SAY what was in the sethomas folder

[Fathom Zero]

I saw the quote without context and now I see the full picture.

I am frightened to the core.

[Sethomas]

http://mypage.iu.edu/%7Estpace/pics/dougseth.jpg

Hey Milhouse: this sweater vest is in a drawer in the rural outskirts of Hamilton County, Indiana. I know, I didn't really have Doug's hair or charm, but that's what my costume was one year.

[HickMan]

http://a893.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/18/m_4f80a34378f472d41f2843b1155a7b54.jpg!

[Chojin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RnA8bpPMaM

This is lol, but I kinda wish he'd just left the camera alone after he left the frame.

[Guitar Woman]

I couldn't even watch the entire thing all the way through, that is TOO MUCH ENTERTAINMENT :<

[MarioRPG]

This thread went from 0 to gay in a page.

[Guitar Woman]

Man, that Lycurgus thread would have been way funnier if you'd just left all the original stuff in.

Or at least all the stuff from when it was "SEARCHING LYCOS FOR FURRY PORN"

[Emu]

I wish he would come back. We need more Asspies around here.

[HickMan]

http://www.weddingpaperdivas.com/geek-wedding-photos.htm

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

That Atari Dragon fag has been IMing me with a different account for the past few weeks. The guy creeped me the fuck out, and I sort of suspected it was him.

Or Sevenforce, but I think he died.

[Guitar Woman]

If he keeps doing this I think I'll be able to consider him a full-fleged stalker. I don't know how to feel about this, I've never had one before!

Again, excluding Sevenforce.

[Guitar Woman]

And mabye Pub Lover, but I still heart him :<

[ItalianStereotype]

dude, pub lover is dead

[Emu]

seriously :(

[ItalianStereotype]

problee

[Emu]

someone find an obit

if they do such things in new zealand

[Guitar Woman]

well, he turned down my friend request on MySpace a while ago, so I think he was at least alive until recently.

Unless MySpace deletes old friend requests, which is totally fucking gay and something I would expect from myspace

[Emu]

myspace :lol

[Guitar Woman]

YOU HAVE ONE TOO, SHUT UP :[

[Fathom Zero]

I'm waiting for someone to say something really ironic so I can say it's like Neil Diamond's Christmas album.

[Sethomas]

I was seriously wondering about this last night. I sent him an email to his HOTMAIL account, and he hasn't responded. No myspace visits since March, no LJ posts since 2006, and to my memory, no AIM conversations with me since before his vision quest began.

New Zealand has the highest suicide rate in the world, last I heard.

[Emu]

YOU HAVE ONE TOO, SHUT UP :[

u r mistaken, sir

[Guitar Woman]

Well, he did say he had a 25-year suicide pact. I thought he was kidding, but it seems way more likely now.

[Fathom Zero]

He said he was going to Europe, but now I'm not sure. :(

[MLE]

New Zealand has the highest suicide rate in the world, last I heard.

Last I heard, it was japan.

[HickMan]

I thought it was dentists ;(

[Perndog]

All dentists come from New Zealand.

[Womti]

let me just take the time here to say that america has the highest murder rate. :lol

[MLE]

OH HAHA THAT IS ZANY AND HILARIOUS HA HA HA HA :lol :lol :lol

[MarioRPG]

New Zealand has the highest suicide rate in the world, last I heard.
I heard it was South Korea.

[Chojin]

I heard it was the Bermuda Triangle.

[Guitar Woman]

I HEARD IT WAS SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Chojin]

I heard it was Marlboro Country.

[HickMan]

I heard it was your mom

[ArrowX]

I heard it was chojin deleting my I Quit I-mockery thread


BTW I'm leaving faggots. These boards are stagnant, dull, and unfunny now.

I will miss Hickman, Max, James and GW. No one else.

Fuck you roger you made the site suck.

Goodbye.

[Guitar Woman]

James hasn't posted in like a year :<

Also I'm flattered!

[DuFresne]

Here's an idea: why don't you stay to discuss your problems with the site rather than just pussying out and leaving because of a little stagnation? I haven't been a member here for very long, but I'll admit that things are much more boring now than they were even a year ago. But whenever someone complains about it the only reason I hear is "Chojin is a big meanie pants fuck chojin!!!1!" or "Rog made the site suck!!" Chojin has always been a big meanie-pants. Back when the site was thriving, Chojin was a big meanie-pants. I don't buy the argument that this is somehow all his fault. And how has Rog changed the site to make it suck, exactly?

I don't know what the cause of the slump lately is, but that's why a big open discussion is needed and people leaving and scapegoating is not going to help anything. Christ, at least back up your reasoning before leaving.

[ArrowX]

I dont' either its just too easy to pin blame on him. The forums are just old. And I'm in a really wierd mental state right now. and don't understand whats going on
my cisdaa
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BY CROM A DEMON!

[Guitar Woman]

He'll be back in a month anyway

[ItalianStereotype]

it's too bad that you won't miss the rest of us. I'm sure we're all lacking that little something in our ugly overweight teenage video game nerd love column. it adds that little spice to our lives.

or at least, the sooner you leave, the sooner we'll miss you. don't take that too literally though.

[ItalianStereotype]

man, I'm really drunk by the way. if my replies don't make sense, that's the reason why.

[Guitar Woman]

Guys, Polito is just Shodan in disguise

[ItalianStereotype]

HAY GW WHATS UP DAWG