I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[kahljorn]

well thats a given part of any vacation day ;/

[Tadao]

I liked the zoo, probably gonna be cold though. Same with the warf and chinatown.

[kahljorn]

yea we were thinking about going to that stupid wharf :(

[Fathom Zero]

Some good Chinese food there.

[kahljorn]

i do love chinese :(

[Fathom Zero]

and ass sex

[kahljorn]

i can always tell when its going to be good

its the smell

it always gives it away

[Fathom Zero]

i don't know which you're talking about, the chinese or the ass sex. But I like to think it's both.

[kahljorn]

yea i had some earlier it was good
express

[Sam]

EXPRESS ASS SEX

[kahljorn]

LOL

IT WAS REALLY FAST

[Sam]

SO FAST THE CHINESE FOOD WAS WAITING FOR YOU

[MrAdventure]

chinese food is good its got ching chons in it

[Pub Lover]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbj4keKRUW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
These are cool game monster meat guides. (http://judebuffum.wordpress.com/2010/11/05/koopa-its-whats-for-supper/)

[Wiffles]

Meat you can beat o.o

[Chojin]

White blood cells fight infections, brain cells fight feelings.

The difference is that I don't hear white blood cells in my head constantly.

tl;dr i hear voices

[MarioRPG]

Pub Lover that is awesome. Like... way awesome.

Also Chojin this is why you shouldn't take hallucinogens. Unless you are serious in which case not good.

[Fathom Zero]

drink scope

[Guitar Woman]

you shouldn't take hallucinogens.
Directly un-follow this advice at all opportunities

[Guitar Woman]

Unless it's datura or DPH, but those are technically hallucinogens in the same way sucking a dick technically constitutes protein intake

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I saw this guy the other day with a tapout shirt who looked like he was full of protein.

[Kitsa]

I've never really figured out what that tapout shit is all about.

[Mockery]

Due to thread trolling and some asinine PMs, I'm sorry to inform you all that Microshock will not only not be participating in the Secret Santa event, but he won't be participating in anything on the I-Mockery forums anymore. Farewell, chump.

:aok

[Zomboid]

Aw, shucks! I bet he was so close to turning it all around and suddenly maturing, too.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Bad times

[Mockery]

:pagebrak

[Mockery]

Aw, shucks! I bet he was so close to turning it all around and suddenly maturing, too.
I know. It was really hard to ban him after his recent comments, but with great power, comes great responsibility. :tear

[Sam]

A TRUE LEGEND HAS NOW FOREVER VANISHED FROM THE I-MOCKERY LANDSCAPE. :tear

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've never really figured out what that tapout shit is all about.


Its about tapping out. Folks call it MMA now. I still prefer cagefighting.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I came up with this pun and wrote it on my notebook. Then I almost called a customer it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Agatha Crispy.

[Esuohlim]

Due to thread trolling and some asinine PMs, I'm sorry to inform you all that Microshock will not only not be participating in the Secret Santa event, but he won't be participating in anything on the I-Mockery forums anymore. Farewell, chump

I was all primed to comment that this news was a micro-shock, but I remembered that I'm not on a pregnant mom forum where people post lol emoticons at terrible jokes to be nice

I have 15,000 posts on that forum too :picklehat

[Kitsa]

I just realized that when I'm talking to someone and they start a lot of sentences with "Actually...", I do like the Willie-spambot-edit thing in my head and all I hear after that is "I AM AN ASS I AM AN ASS I AM AN ASS".

:/

[Fathom Zero]

A three-hour nap and a nightmare changed my entire day.

[Pentegarn]

Due to thread trolling and some asinine PMs, I'm sorry to inform you all that Microshock will not only not be participating in the Secret Santa event, but he won't be participating in anything on the I-Mockery forums anymore. Farewell, chump.

Aw Rog, I didn't know you got my name. That was exactly what I wanted for Christmas. How did you know?

[Sam]

I THOUGHT NOOB WAS BACK BUT IT WAS JUST A SPAMMER BUMPING AN OLD THREAD. :tear

[Mockery]

Aw Rog, I didn't know you got my name. That was exactly what I wanted for Christmas. How did you know?
Running this site gives me great powers during Secret Santa events.

p.s. Even though you just received your gift early from me, you still have to buy somebody a Secret Santa gift.

[Zhukov]

Its about tapping out. Folks call it MMA now. I still prefer cagefighting.

Isn't tapping out what you do when you are losing a fight?

I thought tapout was a brand name associated with the fighting. All the lumpen-scum that live here all started wearing this tapout crap just out of nowhere. One day it was G-Unit and then suddenly it's Tapout.

[Fathom Zero]

eww

[Sam]

DON'T WORRY THEY'LL GO BACK TO KOALA BEARS OR KANGAROOS OR UNICORNS OR WHATEVER INHABIT THE MAGICAL FANTASY LAND YOU LIVE IN.

[Fathom Zero]

unicocks

[kahljorn]

YOU GOT COCKS AND ASS SEX ON THE BRAIN SON

THATS BAD YOU CAN GET BRAIN DISEASE


ROGER HAD A SIT DOWN WItH MICROSHOCKS MOM BEfORE HE BANNED HIM. HIS MOM WAS ALL, "I THINK THAT IF YOU CAN"T FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE GAME THEN MAYBE YOU DON"T DESERVE TO PLAY. I'VE LOOKED AT THE WAY YOUVE BEEN ACTING AND IM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. I THINK THIS IS BEST FOR EVERYONE"

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.maglite.com/product.asp?psc=6DCELL

Can this honestly be used for anything besides bludgeoning people?

[Zhukov]

It's also a torch. I used to have one similar to that when I was a security guard, I held it back to front like Mulder does.

[MLE]

it doesn't look flammable.

[Pub Lover]

"A torch which uses fire as its light-source is often called a "burning torch", to distinguish from the modern use of the word "torch" to mean "flashlight" in all English speaking countries outside North America."

[Kitsa]

oh, British Commonwealth, when will you ever learn.

[Pub Lover]

The wikipedia page reads to me like it is rolling its eyes. :eek

[Pub Lover]

My spellchecker flags flashlight as incorrect. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Also spellchecker, so yeah. Not the most useful feature. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Isn't tapping out what you do when you are losing a fight?

I thought tapout was a brand name associated with the fighting. All the lumpen-scum that live here all started wearing this tapout crap just out of nowhere. One day it was G-Unit and then suddenly it's Tapout.


Hahahahaha. That's awful. Also, that is what they do when they're losing the fight. I feel like people wearing TAPOUT are tapping out to the fashion industry.

I'd like to see an old codger that lives in a hill confront someone wearing a tapout shift and regail him the deplorable time the well tapped out. No one had water for weeks. Myrtie died from the dehydration. Cousin Skeeter fell asleep in the well basin waiting for the water to tap back on. Cousin skeeter died of a water overdose in her sleep.

[kahljorn]

we all got syphillus that year

[Wiffles]

Flashlight term is confusing. It could be confused for a camera flash. Which flashes and is a light.
Torch would be confused for some flaming stick that you see on dungeon walls.

It should be called Battery-powered-portable-Handheld-illumination-device. ^_^

[Zhukov]

MMA and Tapout and UFC and all that shit is crap.

All it means is that the people that glare at me on my way to and from work everyday, and who are most likely conspiring to steal my wallet/life, are more likely to have huge muscles thanks to protein shakes and whey.

I'll have to start carrying a torch for defense.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

we all got syphillus that year

Syphillids on it. What's that you say?
Syphillids on it. Oh man no way!
Syphillids on it or else your gonna blow your top.

MMA and Tapout and UFC and all that shit is crap.

All it means is that the people that glare at me on my way to and from work everyday, and who are most likely conspiring to steal my wallet/life, are more likely to have huge muscles thanks to protein shakes and whey.

I'll have to start carrying a torch for defense.

and a pitchfork.

[Wiffles]

Is the urban jungle of Tasmania really that dangerous? From what you describe it, it sounds like skid row o.o

[Esuohlim]

"A torch which uses fire as its light-source is often called a "burning torch", to distinguish from the modern use of the word "torch" to mean "flashlight" in all English speaking countries outside North America."

WHAT DO YOU CALL THE FLESHLIGHT OVER THERE THEN?

THE PUN IS LOST

[Fathom Zero]

Torchvag

[Fathom Zero]

BE A DEBASERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Sam]

A FLESHTORCH

[Pub Lover]

WHAT DO YOU CALL THE FLESHLIGHT OVER THERE THEN?
We call them Cartwrights after old Admiral Cartwright's revenge. :orgasm :cartwrighthandshake

[Mockery]

OMG HOLIDAY EMOTICONS!

:xmas3:xmas2 :xmas1

[The Leader]

Holy fuck.

[captain516]

QS0QReEMj9Q
fuck, that's catchy

[Fathom Zero]

@publover69

http://gizmodo.com/5685475/the-power-of-an-earthquake-turns-train-tracks-to-spaghetti

:eek

[Esuohlim]

Why is thinkgeek selling 28 products relating to bacon? Bacon-obsession is a nerd stereotype now? So much so that people are willing to buy bacon soap?

It's like they're encouraging these people to finally take showers and they'll still smell gross anyway

[kahljorn]

BACOOONN!!! LOOL

BACON FAD NOT OVER

[Zomboid]

PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!! CHEESE+PIES= EIPIC WIN!!!LOL!

[Tadao]

Today's Birthdays http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/ibapery/misc/birthday.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/calendar.php?do=getday&day=2010-11-10&sb=1) MLE (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=1120) (27),

[Pub Lover]

Cheese Pies are yummy though. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://www.darbyspies.com.au/assets/images/Products/560x420/pie_cheese_and_bacon.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Guys, that is a bacon and cheese pie. I have some in my fridge. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I do not eat bacon or cheese though because I suck eggs. :eek

[Pub Lover]

That is to say I am Vegan. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Do vegans suck eggs? :confused

[MLE]

Only if they're ovo-lacto

[Kitsa]

A sick person coughed full in my face, so I guess I'll find out what they had in a week or so :(

In unrelated news, I have a sore throat and am killing it with firewater. Specifically wild turkey.

[Shyandquietguy]

I just realized that due to my obtaining of a blue collar production job, I now have full rights of calling people liberal pinko commie fascists.

[Esuohlim]

THOSE FUCKING COMMIE FASCISTS >:

THOSE FUCKING STRAIGHT-TICKET REPUBLICAN DEMOCRATS >:

THOSE FUCKING RIGHT-HANDED LEFTIES >:

[Shyandquietguy]

Those fucking poofters.

I'll never get tired of saying poofter. :(

[kahljorn]

NOW I WISH I HAD A JOB SO THAT I COULD UNDERSTAND

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I thought this guys name was Druid Fluid but it wasn't. It might have been Drew Blood.

[Dimnos]

Druid Fluid. :lol

[Zhukov]

:lol

In other news, I brought my girlfriend to my mum's house to introduce her, and we stayed the night. While we were brushing our teeth getting ready for bed (at about 1:30am) I heard my little brother getting fucked up the arse by his best friend Lachlan who lives two blocks down.

I had no idea he was gay.

[Shyandquietguy]

NOW I WISH I HAD A JOB SO THAT I COULD UNDERSTAND

WHY DON"T YOU GET ONE!

Druid Fluid. Tee hee.

[Kitsa]

:lol

In other news, I brought my girlfriend to my mum's house to introduce her, and we stayed the night. While we were brushing our teeth getting ready for bed (at about 1:30am) I heard my little brother getting fucked up the arse by his best friend Lachlan who lives two blocks down.

I had no idea he was gay.


I bet that was an interesting conversation. I had a friend who walked in on his sister orally servicing a guy once. Awkward :(

[Shyandquietguy]

Is his friend an immigrant? Foreigners do that you know. They throw out their weird, creepy vibes and seduce ya' to do horrible, unthought of things.

[Pub Lover]

http://iwdrm.tumblr.com/ Animated gifs. Like a lot of what I see on Tumblr I want to fill this thread with them.

[Pub Lover]

I skidded off a gravel road going down a steep hill and went through a wire fence today. It is the first time I have crashed my car. The line between everything being ok and laying in a field shaking is a lot thinner than I thought. I am telling you about my day, Internet.

[Fathom Zero]

Did you bleed?

[Shyandquietguy]

Wow, you ok? Did it flip or just skid?

If it just skidded, I'll be relieved, but you will be vulnerable on being called a puss by serious car drivers.

[Sam]

DEAR ZHUKOV,

I'M SORRY YOUR BROTHER IS A POOFTER AND YOU HAVE TO HEAR HIS DECADENT ASS SEX.

[Wiffles]

I skidded off a gravel road going down a steep hill and went through a wire fence today. It is the first time I have crashed my car. The line between everything being ok and laying in a field shaking is a lot thinner than I thought. I am telling you about my day, Internet.

Boyracer!

[Zhukov]

Sam,

Thank you for your kind words.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Zhukov, I hope the the toothpaste did not foam in your and your girlfriends mouths while that was going on.

[Babs]

Was there blood?

[King Hadas]

Could it be a misunderstanding? Maybe they were only hanging curtains.

[Phoenix Gamma]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs265.snc4/39592_579747245213_50206259_33012444_7421561_n.jpg
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.

[MLE]

I'm surprised they didn't block their number.

[Sam]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs265.snc4/39592_579747245213_50206259_33012444_7421561_n.jpg
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.

ARE YOU ZHUKOV'S LITTLE BROTHER?

HE'S ONLY CALLING BECAUSE HE CARES ABOUT YOU.

AND YOUR DELICIOUSLY FLAMBOYANT LIFESTYLE.

[Kitsa]

DESTROYED BY PRAGMATISM

http://attractions.uptake.com/massachusetts/holbrook/big_brother_big_sister_foundation_11480641.html

[Guitar Woman]

Hey fgts, who knows their shit about snus, and or snuff

I require nicotine to function, but I also enjoy having lungs

Plus having to trudge into the untamed wilds for a smoke to avoid offending soccer moms is inconvenient, and I hate the weather outside this time of year

[Zhukov]

I'm terribly impressed with your grown up addiction.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm glad, but unless you are here to inform me on the topic I requested I give precisely half a fuck.

[Tadao]

Why not use the patch? You can tell all your other faggy Portland friends that you are binging back cutting and they will think you are cool again. Cause that's how lame life in Portland is.

[elx]

ULuiP8CJ4SI

OH GOD :( DID YOUGUYS SEE THIS

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/watcat3.jpg

[The Leader]

What the hell, elx?

[kahljorn]

thought that was an episode of the squid bilies ;/

[elx]

What the hell, elx?
what are you looking at me for?? i didn't teach her to bark

[Esuohlim]

That thing is creeping me out

[Zomboid]

Hey fgts, who knows their shit about snus, and or snuff

I require nicotine to function, but I also enjoy having lungs

Plus having to trudge into the untamed wilds for a smoke to avoid offending soccer moms is inconvenient, and I hate the weather outside this time of year
I still have a garbage bag full of empty tins from high school. I switched to smoking. It's essentially choosing between lungs and teeth/gums. Your lip gets really raw after a while, and it looks a lot more disgusting than smoking.

[Fathom Zero]

absolution is a lie

[Tadao]

Good luck with SS this year guys, you already have two part timers saying it's ok to receive a box of things that the owner has laying around. :lol

[Kitsa]

when I non-winter gift exchanged with zhukov, it worked out pretty well on both sides. Secret Santa is a lot of pressure.

[Guitar Woman]

I still have a garbage bag full of empty tins from high school. I switched to smoking. It's essentially choosing between lungs and teeth/gums. Your lip gets really raw after a while, and it looks a lot more disgusting than smoking.

It sounds like you're thinking of chewing tobacco. My balls are not even large enough for that.

Unless you're not, in which case, I thought snus was supposed to not require a huge lump in your cheek or constant spitting. Bluh.

[Pentegarn]

Elx that video made my brain sad :(

[Grislygus]

I wish I could see youtube videos. That is some good hype right there.

quick sidestep, Sam, have you lined up a tattoo guy yet?

[kahljorn]

you should be a tattoo dude man. A lot of artists i know ended up doing that and they make a shitload of money ;/

[Grislygus]

as soon as I get to the point where I can throw around 500 bucks for a tat gun, plus extra materials, that's going to be a full-time HOBBY. I'm pretty sure that I've designed over well over thirty four tattoos over the last two years, might as well eliminate the middleman.

In the mean time, I'm suddenly in the strange position of getting $50/hr for freelance work as a medical illustrator and not being able to touch any of it. Thank you, private loans at variable rates. And I've legally turned into a walking, talking business now, complete with licensing and tax write-offs. What's new around here?

[elx]

nasa is holding a conference tomorrow to tell us about some sort of exceptional discovery they have made! but it'll probably be something dumb :( why the secrecy!?


(p.s - leonid meteor shower this wednesday(!!!!) )

[elx]

better not be about those cosmic super bubbles :@

[Esuohlim]

WHATEVER IT IS, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM IT

[Sam]

IT'S SPACE BONERS

BONERS FROM SPPPAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEEEEEE

[kahljorn]

dang i wish the zombie fad thread wasn't closed so i could use it to comment on fads :(

[Esuohlim]

YOU THOUGHT THE ZOMBIE FAD WAS GONE?

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

[Chojin]

nasa is holding a conference tomorrow to tell us about some sort of exceptional discovery they have made! but it'll probably be something dumb :( why the secrecy!?

X-6Nbk9Anjs

[Zomboid]

YOU THOUGHT THE ZOMBIE FAD WAS GONE?

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS

:lol

[Kitsa]

(p.s - leonid meteor shower this wednesday(!!!!) )

I remember a story called "Night of the Leonids" in a reading book when I was in elementary school. This kid's grandmother wanted to take him to some event in the park to watch the leonid shower, and it was cloudy or something. He went bratty and she hit him. Then he had some sort of epiphany and realized it was going to be her last chance to see them before she died, or something. The last sentence was, "I held the hand that hit me."

Anyway, I got from that that leonid showers were super-rare once in a lifetime things and I've heard them be announced at least three times in the past three years. But astronomy isn't my strong suit.

[Esuohlim]

The Leonids happen every year, but the all the junk from the comet where the Leonids come from orbits every 33 years. Which means every 33 years it's much cooler than usual.

[executioneer]

It sounds like you're thinking of chewing tobacco. My balls are not even large enough for that.

Unless you're not, in which case, I thought snus was supposed to not require a huge lump in your cheek or constant spitting. Bluh.
yeah snus is chewing tobacco. SNUFF on the other hand goes up your nose and is dry and powdery and i assume makes your nose rot off

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff

[kahljorn]

lol the sweedes in this game i play are always talking about snus :(

i guess it comes from there or some shit

[Grislygus]

We all know that GW is just going to ignore all this and end up being one of those twenty five year old Portlanders that wear fake multicolored tweed caps and smoke pipes in public

[Colonel Flagg]

nasa is holding a conference tomorrow to tell us about some sort of exceptional discovery

Could be the recent successful flyby of comet Hartley 2?

[Guitar Woman]

My pipe broke. It was ok, I guess, but I ended up ripping the mouthpiece off and turning it into a cigarette holder.

Also, hats with long hair? That's probably the ugliest thing I can think of.

[Tadao]

Your face and other peoples vision is probably a worse combination.

[Guitar Woman]

Actually, I'm basically completely handsome as fuck. Sorry, grandpa.

[Grislygus]

the funny thing about that was that I was just being a dick; there was no way that (even) you were geeky enough to be one of those people who ACTUALLY would smoke (tobacco) with a pipe

Just goes to show!

[Grislygus]

I'm sorry, I keep meaning to stop making fun of you. It's just easy to do, I'll stop. Since WHEN do you have long hair?

[Guitar Woman]

Since like 4 years ago

The last time I smoked real pipe tobacco was ages ago, usually I just butt-dive in my ashtray and use my pipe to get whatever leftovers I leave because I'm a horrible addict

Which is why I'm looking into snus, so I can save my poor lungs from exploding

[Grislygus]

I JOINED four years ago, right around when everyone found out that you were't a chick. A year later, you posted an actual picture of yourself. You had short-ish hair and looked exactly like a sixteen-year old version of John Colicos.

[Tadao]

Actually, I'm basically completely handsome as fuck. Sorry, grandpa.

By Portlands standards so is Courtney Love.

[Guitar Woman]

It's been down to my shoulders since, well, fuck, a long goddamn time ago.

I started growing it out back when, though, I just don't remember how long I've had it like it is now.

[MLE]

Speaking of hair, I'm blonde now.

[Shyandquietguy]

Speaking of awesome, I just grilled hamburgers in 40 - 50 degree weather while wearing a robe. Over my clothes.

I'm not on my own yet!

[Zhukov]

Speaking of where do I have to be and when do I have to be there to see this meteor shower, elx.

[Esuohlim]

Your avatar looks like the dude from Undeclared

http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2007-03/28284639.jpg

[Chojin]

Actually, I'm basically completely handsome as fuck. Sorry, grandpa.

pix :xmas3

[Colonel Flagg]

Speaking of where do I have to be and when do I have to be there to see this meteor shower, elx.

In Tasmania, Leo rises only about an hour or so before dawn. You may catch a few an hour before sunrise on Thursday, which should be the best time. I think. Look toward the Northeast.

Good luck.

[Zhukov]

Your avatar looks like the dude from Undeclared



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1295072/plotsummary



Thanks Flagg. Before sunrise.... I'm going to have to stay up late then.

[Kitsa]

Fuck Epson and fuck their fucking printers.

>:

[Dimnos]

Brother all the way.

[Kitsa]

Fucking thing is suspending EVERY FUNCTION, including nonprint functions like flatbed scanning, until I replace the yellow ink cartridge.

The bitch of it is that I can still hear ink sloshing around in there.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1295072/plotsummary





I thought it was the undeclared guy too.

[Fathom Zero]

Vodka & Tonics are pretty nice. Still hate the booze, though.

[Pub Lover]

nasa is holding a conference tomorrow to tell us about some sort of exceptional discovery they have made! but it'll probably be something dumb :( why the secrecy!?
They found the blackhole that the LHC made & they had to make sure CERN didn't hide it again. :eek

[Tadao]

"For your best view, get away from city lights. Look for state or city parks or other safe, dark sites."

:lol

[kahljorn]

:lol

man fisherman's wharf is sorta gay. Its like going to universal city walk or some shit. The biggest store there was a gap and a NFL sports store :lol I hate tourist spots :(

although it was sorta late and we didn't go to the submarine or anything like that.

[Tadao]

I bought a couple of really nice Guinness glasses on the warf 10 years ago from a small little shop. Also there was a aquarium on one of the piers with an under water walk way. Sharks would be all swimming over your head and shit.

[kahljorn]

yea i saw that aquarium. Prolly woulda been cool to go, but we already had plans to go to an aquarium today :(

think we might go to castro street or whatever and the mall and a few other places later tonight :O

[kahljorn]

They argue that it would be little different from early settlers to North America, who left Europe with little expectation of return.

haha saw this in an article about having one-way (manned) missions to mars

SENDING PEOPLE ONE WAY TO MARS IS NO DIFFERENT THAN SETTLING AMERICA

[Tadao]

I guess you could always blow money going to Alcatraz. Market is great for fabric and over priced clothes. China town and little Italy are really close to each other, and China town is close to Market. Every thing in the Tenderloin district is closed by like 5pm. I know that cause when I was a bum there, they allow you to sleep in front of the shops as they don't want you camping near the rich. I remeber ther was an outdoor ice rink.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/embarcadero-center-holiday-ice-rink-san-francisco

I don't know if it's open yet though. If you go, take pics of your lady twirling on skates. I promise not to jerk off it it and email you pics of my cum on her picture.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want to go to san fran.

[Tadao]

There really isn't much to do unless you are rich or you are going to a show.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'd like to see the hillview and take a trolley ride.

[Chojin]

tadao reminded me that i hate bums

[Tadao]

I was a bum that never asked for money. I would find change by the parking meters and buy top ramen. :O

[Zomboid]

I thought it was the undeclared guy too.

If that link is for what his avatar's from, it is. His name's Jay Baruchel. He was on some crappy Canadian show when he was a kid. "My Hometown", or something like that.

[Wiffles]

Be sure to wear flowers in your hair~

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, I guess it actually is Jay Baruchel. I guess I didn't think it looked like him enough :x

Undeclared's a decent show though

[Esuohlim]

OH GOD BOOB EMOTICONS :boob :boob

TAKES YOU BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS DOESN'T IT? :boob :boob :boob

[Sam]

NOT AS MUCH AS SEEING THIS BAD BOY

:fu

[Grislygus]

DAMMIT SAM, HAVE YOU LINED UP A TATTOO ARTIST AND DID YOU GET THE SECOND PHOTO

DON'T IGNORE ME, I'M MR. UNTOUCHABLE, THE UNSTOPPABLE

[Esuohlim]

FUCK YOU GRISLYGUS YOU GRIZZLY OLD GOOSE :fu

:boot

[Esuohlim]

They found the blackhole that the LHC made & they had to make sure CERN didn't hide it again. :eek

You're half right :eek

http://www.skyandtelescope.com/news/wires?id=152299955&c=y

[Tadao]

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

[elx]

this is so stupid first nasa tells us about a "30 year old" black hole 50 million light years away that we already knew about 30 years ago and now apple announces the beatles catalogue which i will surely forget by tomorrow since the entire world already torrented it anyway. ATTENTION WHORES!

news should be reserved for news and not 24/7 politics and retarded media announcements that aren't even interesting or cool >:

[elx]

and @ anybody that has a twitter account - you're a douchebag#

[elx]

also, this (http://www.arcadeaid.com/challengingstage/quiz.htm) is awesome

[Grislygus]

On the plus side, the pointless media storm will make another terrified indian girl commit suicide, which is depressingly funny :(

[Grislygus]

huh. so, if every time a black hole is mentioned, a hindu child commits suicide... it's a third world version It's A Wonderful Life

[Pub Lover]

and @ anybody that has a twitter account - you're a douchebag#

I find twitter to be be just like this thread but with people I actually want to hear from. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Unless you mean the crappy news media's love of reading from twitter comments. :x

[Pub Lover]

That is very much a bad handjob from a whore. :eek

[Pub Lover]

huh. so, if every time a black hole is mentioned, a hindu child commits suicide... it's a third world version It's A Wonderful Life

:lol Gus! Where is your follow button? I want more of this.

[Pub Lover]

I've been trying to eat veterinarian for a while now, so I made bean burritos. They're really good.

i imagine beans would go real well with those latex gloves

..

[Pub Lover]

Oh fuck, that is what would be known as a goddamn, faggy ReTweet (RT). >:

[Pub Lover]

@me Fucking gayass Twitter douchebag.

[Pub Lover]

I went from hating hummus less than a month ago to eating it almost every day. :eek

It's replaced salad dressed for me
I make surprisingly good hummus. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Unless I run out of sesame seeds because I usually substitute in peanuts. :(

[elx]

pubby may i just stay in this thread with you forever and never ever leave?

[Pub Lover]

I am very keen on that arrangement. :orgasm

[Grislygus]

I didn't want to post my next comment because it would be butting in on elx and pub, except now elx is gone I can't remember what the hell I was gonna say next.

HAPPY UPCOMING FESTIVUS, I GUESS

[Fathom Zero]

i had enough patience to do four of those things, elx

[Pub Lover]

I was going to post a video of that scene where Bill keeps singing "It's somebody's birthday I wonder whoooo", but it's not on the intarwebz. Hapbday

All of the ones I could find were either recordings from shitty video phones or mangled in shitty edits. :(

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[Pub Lover]

i had enough patience to do four of those things, elx
I got eight before the page reloaded on me and I quit. :(

[Pub Lover]

I didn't want to post my next comment because it would be butting in on elx and pub
Your butt would've been welcome. We took it to the IM but it didn't go anywhere. :(

[Pub Lover]

All of the ones I could find were either recordings from shitty video phones or mangled in shitty edits. :(
So the Z-Man was right. It isn't on the the cybergrid. :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Electro-Spaghetti! :eek

[Dimnos]

also, this (http://www.arcadeaid.com/challengingstage/quiz.htm) is awesome


This was only half as big last time I did it.

[Pub Lover]

Did you nail it? :eek

[Kitsa]

huh. so, if every time a black hole is mentioned, a hindu child commits suicide... it's a third world version It's A Wonderful Life


This has nothing to do with anything but it's the first thing I thought of.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hole_of_Calcutta

[Pub Lover]

They must've been toffs. Regular pommy blokes live in that sort of squalor their entire lives.

[Esuohlim]

So the only thing Girl Talk does to make a song is splice together 12 other songs?

Why the fuck is everyone getting so excited over this shit?

[Fathom Zero]

It's cliche to say, but I like his old stuff. CUT-UPS FOREVAH

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And it's not a songs he make now, they're mixes. As in tens of minutes. It doesn't make any sense to listen to one song from it the albums.

[Esuohlim]

And it's not a songs he make now, they're mixes. As in tens of minutes. It doesn't make any sense to listen to one song from it the albums.

These sentences are grammatical disasters! See me after class.

When I listen to music I like to appreciate artistic merit and some damn fine chops. Mashups do absolutely nothing for me because they remove everything that makes music enjoyable.

I'm not going to be an over-analytical weirdo about it, but it just makes me feel alienated when nearly my entire facebook newsfeed is in love with the new Girl Talk album and I don't see a shred of appeal in it. Usually I'm able to find something, but mashups just smack of a lack of real creativity and skill in making music.

[Fathom Zero]

Shit, post-post edits suck ass.

Anyway, I'll disagree with you, since most of the music I like involves sampling in some way.

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What would you have to say to the Young Punx and Phonat, whom make the samples they use? Are they terrible artists? Or is it only terrible if someone uses someone else's sound IN AN IMAGINATIVE WAY? Actually, that's why I like Kanye West's Power. Fucking King Crimson samples in there, yeh.

When I listen to music I like to appreciate artistic merit Douchechills

Do those people you know also like Asher Roth? Girl Talk is as pop as this subversive stuff can get. It's all fucking antiseptic. There are a bajillion better DJs and musicians out there. Dig into some older bootlegs, stuff like Frenchbloke & Son, Soundhog, the Freelance Hellraiser, Dsico, etc.

[Esuohlim]

I mean, obviously I don't know enough about this stuff to really pass judgment upon it, but isn't the point of music to not think about it and just enjoy it? And that's the problem. For some reason I can't just enjoy it. I have to break it down like it's a science.

So for Girl Talk, when I hear ELO's Mr. Blue Sky over some hip hop beat, or Blue Oyster Cult and The Cars at the same time, it just feels soulless. Like, I know the dude put these two songs together on purpose and as a result it feels lacking in true inspiration. I sort of have the same problem with cover songs.

So I guess I don't really have a problem with artists making their own samples? I don't have to like it but I can understand the appeal a bit better.

I don't know, man, the more I talk about music the gayer I sound. It's like some weird-ass autistic personality disorder characteristic.

At least we have Oingo Boingo in common :hat

[Fathom Zero]

Everyone's too worried about being too cool for the room. I don't pay too much attention to that part of my brain, since it screams at me all day for being too much anything. Obviously, I'd appreciate the intricacies of country if it was my favorite. I could tell you where the artist that made a mashup is from by listening to it, at this point. This music scene is where I'm at. But bootlegs and bastard pop and mashups are what got me into every other genre of music because half of the fun is making songs out of more and more disparate elements.

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But yeah, just fucking like what you like and say something sucks if you think it sucks. People don't need to qualify their opinions! ENJOY IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL! BOINGO!

[Sam]

Oh Dylan, you are such a free spirit, nothing can hold you down.

[Fathom Zero]

eat shit and die

[Sam]

One day someone will write fiction for young adults based on you and your philosophy.

[MLE]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

>:

[Kitsa]

holy fuck sam TURN THE CAPS BACK ON, you're making me all dizzy and lightheaded and shit

[Wiffles]

OK, THERE BETTER ? HAPPY MONEY NOW?

Edit: oops ^^;

[Sam]

I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE LOGGED OUT OF MY CHARACTER WIFFLES FIRST.

[Tadao]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69705322

This guy is a total douche

[Wiffles]

he seems like a normal human type person to me

[Esuohlim]

A lot of Wiffles' IP addresses end in xtra.co.nz :eeek

[Fathom Zero]

:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

[Pub Lover]

Shit off. >:

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

Seriously, the main reason I registered was cuz the heading said posts old and new, and for the first time in years, I read an article that kinda got me heated and was looking forward to ranting about contradiction.



the cheap shit I've seen this year is the coolest shit... glittering black, white, or red decorative skulls, fake black roses, spiderweb candle holders, cute lil' spider or pumpkin light strings... just a plethora of awesomeness for decorating your apartment - and most of it was at the dollar store.

Wow, you really let lose one hell of a rant.

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Grislygus]

eat shit and die


did I miss out on some big fight between sam and fathom? link prz

[Tadao]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=704322&postcount=71228 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3IyM7TX44g)

[Grislygus]

minnus the youtube

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=704322&postcount=71228

[Grislygus]

YA, DAS BELLY BELLY FUNNY HERR DER WISEN-GUY

I want to know where this sudden/extreme anti-sam animosity came from

[Fathom Zero]

coz he's a fucking piece of shit and im tired of it

[Grislygus]

DAMN son, has he been secretly beating you up after school or what

[elx]

relax grumpy guts they're playing


also i tried downloading that album for like an hour last night but there was too much traffic happening

[elx]

know what's worse than a hipster? a hipster wannabe. get a haircut fz you little troll.

[Grislygus]

EASY ANSWERS ARE NEVER THE ANSWER, AH WANTS ME SOME GORY DETAILS

[Fathom Zero]

know what's worse than a hipster? a hipster wannabe. get a haircut fz you little troll.
eat shit and die
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[elx]

ok it was because sam was like really into guitar woman but fz was guitar woman's bff and fz was like stay away from that guitar woman and guitar woman was like but y i love sam but then sam came onto guitar woman too heavily and fz was like you gotsta ditch this dude so guitar woman was like yes and went after milhouse instead and then sam was like :( and fz was like :lol and they brawled to the death and fz died and that's why fz is mad

[Grislygus]

this is going nowhere. elx, stop beating him up. Sam, stop raping him on the weekends; There's no sport in it, he's defenseless and looks like your friendly neighborhood meth addict

[Grislygus]

SPOKE TOO SOON, shoulda waited on the response. good job elx

[Esuohlim]

KEEP ME OUT OF THIS ELX

[Esuohlim]

DRUMMING4BUDDHA TOUCHED SAM'S BONER SO I HATE SAM TOO >:

[Fathom Zero]

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/7628/cornettogelato.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Of course now that drumming4buddha is gone and Shrubfest is now in a heathen marriage with a ginger I need to find a new lady to fight with Sam over :(

[Fathom Zero]

elx

[Fathom Zero]

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[elx]

i am saving myself for julian casablancas and therefore will not be available to join your sketchy love square

[Esuohlim]

Who is Julian Casablancas, is he the newest Disney sensation since Justin Bieber

[elx]

ALL GUITARWOMAN EVER WANTED WAS TO BE LOVED, MILHOUSE. HOW COULD YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIS VULNERABILITY LIKE THIS??? HIS HEART HAS BEEN BROKEN IN A COLD GAME OF TUG-O-WAR AND NOW HE IS SEEKING AFFECTION IN DRUGS. WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS.