I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Guitar Woman]

Why, Boogie, I thought you were opposed to that sort of retroactive law enforcement.

[Pub Lover]

Why, Boogie, I thought you were opposed to that sort of retroactive law enforcement.

What does retroactive mean, GW?

[Pub Lover]

Cop: YOU COMMITED A CRIME! IMMA ARRESTING YOU!
Criminal: Nah, I commited that crime ages ago.
Cop: Oh, ok. Have fun not getting punished.
Pub: What is a statute of limitations?
Cop: RODNEY KING TIME!

[Guitar Woman]

retro, meaning backwards, and active, meaning adslkjfdskjfdsakjfdsa;lkjfdsa

[Dr. Boogie]

Why, Boogie, I thought you were opposed to that sort of retroactive law enforcement.

Oh dear me! Did I say that? Or did I say I was against the retroactive reduction of a penalty? I know it was one of those two, but I'm getting so forgetful in my old age.

[GADZOOKS]

Now that this has been settled, can we lock this thread?

[executioneer]

i thought this website was for all KINDS of retro stuff

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/amd_olson.jpg

[Chojin]

The point is that you yourself set down the rules for this, and now you want to go back on them. I think you put down the perma-ban remark in the hopes that it would deter casual posters and newbies alike from joining in just to fuck things up, without ever intending to follow through with it. And why not? As you pointed out, there certainly was a precedent for ignoring the people who fucked up.

But last year, we had some people who didn't post shit, and they just happened to be vets. These were people you'd expect to follow through with a board event (and Noob3), but they didn't for one reason or another. And I was cool with that, for a long while. But eventually, I felt like we should enforce the rules, and I wanted it to apply to all the offenders, with no special treatment for the vets.

As for why people from previous years weren't banned, I have no answer for that, apart from that responsibility for banning them should have fallen on whoever was running the event that year. If you want, we can go back and ban all those people.

Yes, in my infinite wisdom at the age of 21 or whatever I certainly did lay down the law.

You are not giving me any reasons why we shouldn't change things.

You should probably try answering the question I asked if you want a serious response.

But not before getting me a coffee.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh dear me! Did I say that? Or did I say I was against the retroactive reduction of a penalty? I know it was one of those two, but I'm getting so forgetful in my old age.
Ok, but it's still a little unfair to permaban a bunch of people and then go LOL WHOOPS WE CHANGED DA ROOLZ BUT UH YOU GUYS ARE STILL SHAFTED, while fuckups from past years are still off the hook. All y'all are changing this right after the fact, too, which might also weigh in as a little bit mean if you don't give the CRIMINALS IN QUESTION pardons.

Basically, I think that if the rules are changed, the administration should be required to do one of two things:

1. Go back through the history books and find everyone who broke the secret santa rules, and then ban them (emotionless robot option)

or

2. Unban everyone from 2007 and just forget the entire thing ever happened. Mabye give them a temporary penalty, blacklist them in future events, whatever.



But then again, I'm not part of the forum's staff, so you do what you want.

[Chojin]

The decision isn't even up to me, I'm just trying to get a dialog going on it.

On the one hand, the chat thread doesn't seem like the smartest venue for that, but judging from the response I've gotten so far, it was going to end up here anyway.

[Pub Lover]

SERIOUS CHAT IN THE SERIOUS CHATROOM.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't care, Secret Santa was still a blast even if there wasn't any castle (which now resides in my sister's room, she uses it constantly!) Thanks again, Rog. You bring families

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/8562/handsdv7.png

together

By the way, it's March in case no one noticed.

[Zomboid]

lol!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong with leaving the banned people banned and just revising the rules for future events?

[Guitar Woman]

Because Jixby and Noob3 are the dead men.

I'm not going to lie, if it were Zomboid or someone else I don't agree with, I wouldn't care.

[Chojin]

Well, the first question to answer is whether or not we should change the rules at all.

We aren't there yet.

[Esuohlim]

I say we unban Jixby and noob3 anyway because let's face it, no matter how cautious we're trying to be at sidestepping the whole favoritism issue here that's the whole reason they'll be unbanned anyway. In the mean time we're only trying to tweak the rules so that it makes it look like that's not the reason, so we're only kidding ourselves anyway. Who cares?

I mean if AznSk8r69 and BunnyGrrrrlPromQueen1111111 were banned instead nobody would give a shit and the issue wouldn't even be raised in the first place.

[GADZOOKS]

my problem is there is a bigger difference between not sending a gift and just not posting pictures. One's a little rude and lazy, the other is practically stealing and ruins the real point of a secret santa in the first place.

Once again, talking about the future

[Esuohlim]

But yeah I still 100% agree with GADZOOKS on this

[Fathom Zero]

I'm behind whoever wins.

[Chojin]

Gadzooks raises a good point - Jixby did send a gift and posted his video a month too late, Noob didn't send out anything and lied about it when asked.

Though when Noob came back, he asked if I had mattjack's address and I told him to ask rog instead. So maybe the rule should be that they're banned until a month after they send their gifts and put their pictures online.

[Dr. Boogie]

You should probably try answering the question I asked if you want a serious response.

I'm saying you can change any rules you want... for the next Secret Santa.

But I'm sorry if I buried the lead in my previous post. Let me restate it as plainly as I possibly can:


Q: what is the point of permanently banning people over secret santa?

A: The point of the banning is that it was part of the official rules.


If people don't want perma-bans any more, go ahead and leave them out of next Secret Santa. But I am not in favor of changing a past ruling just because some people like the ones who were banned.

[Chojin]

I don't understand why it's imperative that we follow the rules to the letter this time, when it's clear that we've never done it before.

Should we go back and ban glowbelly? Or is that different because she has your phone number?

[WhiteRat]

Maybe because the rules need to be enforced eventually. Or you could just abolish all of the rules and let total Anarchy rule this place.

[Pub Lover]

The only reason we have rules here is so we don't have to argue with every idiot that doesn't want to act civil. We tap the rules pointedly with one hand & smash the ban button with the other.

[GADZOOKS]

I think Chojin was saying if they eventually make ammends for their mistakes (Jixby making a video, Noob3 sending a present, darkyclan doing whatever he/she needs to do) that they should get the same treatment that the new rules enforce. It's not like this message board is a geinuine government. We can make appeals.

Or not, GADZOOKS can't be right all the time.

[Dr. Boogie]

Should we go back and ban glowbelly? Or is that different because she has your phone number?

I don't think she does, and if she wants to prove me wrong, tell her to call that number and leave a really dirty message. And be sure to have her mention my address in the message too. That'll scare some people.

[Chojin]

The only reason we have rules here is so we don't have to argue with every idiot that doesn't want to act civil. We tap the rules pointedly with one hand & smash the ban button with the other.

This is pretty much ripped directly from my brain.

I think Chojin was saying if they eventually make ammends for their mistakes (Jixby making a video, Noob3 sending a present, darkyclan doing whatever he/she needs to do) that they should get the same treatment that the new rules enforce. It's not like this message board is a geinuine government.

That too.

[GADZOOKS]

Granted, if this was Guitar Woman who was banned for Secret Santa shit I would be overwhelmingly siding with Boogie. I'm too biased to discuss this furthur.

[Guitar Woman]

I like how I said everything you guys are saying first, jerks

[Dr. Boogie]

Exactly. The bias is the whole reason this discussion is taking place. Which is why I'm against retroactively changing the rules.

[Chojin]

tell her to call that number and leave a really dirty message. And be sure to have her mention my address in the message too. That'll scare some people.

I'll make sure her kid is crying in the background, too.

[Dr. Boogie]

And have her mention that she'll be visiting again soon.

[Chojin]

Also, I had no idea you were such a fan of my rules.

I could get them printed on a baseball and sign it for you, if you like.

[Dr. Boogie]

Please put them on a basketball. Baseball is boring.

[GADZOOKS]

Now that this has been settled, can we lock this thread?

I wasn't kidding about this.

[Tadao]

Yes, we know how you voted.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698622

[Guitar Woman]

I really like how I acutally had 3 votes for "Keep it"

but shh

[Pub Lover]

I want to change my vote.

[GADZOOKS]

At the very least move it to some gayups subforum where no one can see. We should have a gayups/hall of shame forum.

Also PubLover, if you decide to spend your life on this forum I'll be glad to trade my boring Northern Illnois lifestyle to get some New Zealand fun and sun.

http://www.backroads.com/images/trips/MNZIF-new-zealand.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Word up man let's go listen to some Boy George

[executioneer]

no way i'm listening to kenny rogers instead

[ElPila666]

i won at being awake all night long, GW couldn't defeat me cause she went to school or something :lol

[Guitar Woman]

what's that, faggot

[ElPila666]

Oh shit :(

[Guitar Woman]

I went to go make a pizza but if I knew this was a CONTEST I wouldn't have been so careless

[ElPila666]

I thought vampires couldn' t being awake at daylight

[ElPila666]

I have to go to sleep, maybe i'll challenge you again soon, adios vampiro

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/amd_olson.jpg

[Misdemonar]

what the fuck

[Pub Lover]

http://www.davidwallphoto.com/images/%7B97DB1B1F-B374-40A8-8433-AD3375E23E71%7D.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Insects give me the willies


For Free?! How many Willies do you have now? Are they easy to keep? If one of them gets spooked do they all start acting up?

I'd like to have a Willie. :(

[Pub Lover]

An "ethereal" 10 second clip of a woman singing a French folk song has been played for the first time in 150 years.

The recording of "Au Clair de la Lune", recorded in 1860, is thought to be the oldest known recorded human voice.

A phonograph of Thomas Edison singing a children's song in 1877 was previously thought to be the oldest record. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7318180.stm)

FUCK YOU, EDISON! I'LL TAKE THEM ALL FROM YOU! EVERY LAST ONE! >:

[executioneer]

For Free?! How many Willies do you have now? Are they easy to keep? If one of them gets spooked do they all start acting up?

I'd like to have a Willie. :(

insects giving someone the willies, that's like a yakov smirnoff joke about when i thought i had the scabies for a year and a half :x

[Creymaster]

For Free?! How many Willies do you have now? Are they easy to keep? If one of them gets spooked do they all start acting up?

I'd like to have a Willie. :(
sorry no willies for you.

they are much to hard to take care of.

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck, I have to make power switch. Hallelujah for pin-outs.

[Tadao]

I hate Protoclown. He's a hack!

:(

[Tadao]

:lol

[WhiteRat]

:lol

OMG, :lol:lol:lol:lol, isn't it?

[WhiteRat]

I just :lol so hard I blew my wad early. Oopsies!

[Tadao]

:lol

[Tadao]

Hey guys! The army is funny!

http://cvilleshirts.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/96416993811741.jpg

[WhiteRat]

Let's just completely derail this thread
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/amd_olson.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

Guess who will be gone for 6 weeks?

http://jimallanstudio.com/images/airbrush16.jpg

ME!

don't come back, puss/fag

Just predicting the future here!

[Guitar Woman]

Well if you're gonna be that way then yeah


:tear

[Chojin]

i just bought a 3DO from ebay :< The 2nd edition one from Panasonic :<

for a little over a hundred dollars :< :< :<

In my defense it did come with 10 games, two controllers, and all the hookups.
And the government is giving me money in may.
And it's awesome.
And one of those games is Way of the Warrior.
And I just got a membership to a site that will let me download all the rest of the 3DO games in existence for free.

BUT STILL.

[caith]

any1 wanna cyber

[terrva]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[caith]

no thanks

[Zomboid]

YOU WILL DELIVER MATTJACK HIS PRESENT OR I WILL HARASS YOU OVER XBOX LIVE

[caith]

lol i am never on xbox live my friend just pretty much has it over at his house

[MattJack]

i just bought a 3DO from ebay :< The 2nd edition one from Panasonic :<

for a little over a hundred dollars :< :< :<

In my defense it did come with 10 games, two controllers, and all the hookups.
And the government is giving me money in may.
And it's awesome.
And one of those games is Way of the Warrior.
And I just got a membership to a site that will let me download all the rest of the 3DO games in existence for free.

BUT STILL.

What games came with it? I would pay a little over a hundred dollars for that shit, I think you made the right decision.

[liquidstatik]

i need a cigarette ;_________;

[Zomboid]

I was just thinking about having one. I believe I shall! :D

[executioneer]

yall smokers are jokers

[Pub Lover]

Let's just completely derail this thread


What the hell thread do you think you're in?

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Oh Jesus.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.copts.com/english1/wp-content/jesus111007_468x591.jpg

[RaNkeri]

Don't mind me, I'm just dumping out my daily set of rollies :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

What the hell thread do you think you're in?

This thread: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699367

Pub, you Idiot.

[Terra]

It's a pretty good thread.

[Pub Lover]

I often wish I was someone else. Sometimes I wish I could be the kind of person to join the military.

::Miserable drunk phase::

[Terra]

And to think, a year ago you wish you had enough sperm to impregnate somebody (anybody). You were drunk then too. :)

[RaNkeri]

Few of my friends are "joining" the army this summer while few of them are waiting 'till they've finished with their studies. I feel sorry for them :/


Thank god I have diabetes.

[Misdemonar]

HEY GUYS

[Pub Lover]

And to think, a year ago you wish you had enough sperm to impregnate somebody (anybody). You were drunk then too. :)

Way to hit a guy when hes down. ;(

[Terra]

Way to hit a guy when hes down. ;(

Aw, man. I'm sorry.

[executioneer]

that thread pub quoted makes me angry

srsly

[Pub Lover]

Aw, man. I'm sorry.

Internet sympathy. :)

[Pub Lover]

What about it made you angry, Willie?

[executioneer]

liars (not from nz)

[Esuohlim]

It's incredibly unnerving to go to old threads like that BACK WHEN CERTAIN PEOPLE WERE KEEPING CERTAIN SECRETS >:

[ElPila666]

http://ithinkimdying.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/gollum2.jpg

Last night Smeagol had a dream that Willie and Smeagol were looking after my precious, but for some reason we were in a school, and they had a no precious policy, so we had to hide it everytime someone went passed. And Smeagol just knew that the master was going to be mad at us. GOLLUM! GOLLUM! GOLLUM!

http://www.mediafire.com/?emh1czysguw

[executioneer]

It's incredibly unnerving to go to old threads like that BACK WHEN CERTAIN PEOPLE WERE KEEPING CERTAIN SECRETS >:

yes, THAT

[Guitar Woman]

hahaha :(

[Guitar Woman]

for the record I'd still marry willie

[liquidstatik]

eeeeeewww

[executioneer]

:x

[Guitar Woman]

:tear

[liquidstatik]

http://www.oddsquad.com/media/resampled_94__BARF_resize.JPG
:barf

[Guitar Woman]

you're breaking my heart

[Guitar Woman]

I seem to have overestimated my ability to eat an entire pizza tonight

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, I get so mad when opinion gets expressed as fact in a non-joking manner. :(

[Pub Lover]

OH SHIT! I JUST GOT RICK ROLLED BY THE TV

HAHA, YOU BASTARDS ALT TV. :(

[Esuohlim]

I think that's the first mention of RickRoll on these forums.

Good job guys I hoped to make it to April but Pub here ruined the streak we had going.

If you would like to send a complaint here's his email address (http://www.rickrollhaha:eek.com)

[Esuohlim]

NEVERMIND THERE WAS ONE MENTION OF IT IN SEPTEMBER

GUESS WHO FROM :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Ban me. >:

Haha, I'm drank on the internet. :lol

YOU WOULDN'T BAN A DRUNK PERSON, WOULD YOU? >:

[Pub Lover]

NEVERMIND THERE WAS ONE MENTION OF IT IN SEPTEMBER

GUESS WHO FROM :rolleyes

Was it me again?

[liquidstatik]

DRUNK 8]

[Pub Lover]

You're high & you know it. >:

Drunk. :Picklehat

[liquidstatik]

i've been high since i woke up :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

Maybe you could get high while not being in the house

[liquidstatik]

im high outside as much as i am inside :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

I'm neither high nor drunk I'm just tired fuck you guys

[Pub Lover]

Yeah fuck us guys, why don't you stop being on the internet, Tom?

[Esuohlim]

I have no desire to do anything else right now :(

I've been clicking through ratemyboobs.org for the last ten minutes :( :(

[Pub Lover]

Awful.

[Esuohlim]

Why are you drunk isn't it like Monday morning over there? :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I am testing the idea that "this is life & I can be drunk if I fucking want to."

I would like to test the idea that "I can walk up to a lady and talk to her." but who am I kidding?

[Pub Lover]

PANTIES IN A KNOT, PUB?

Yes. :(

[liquidstatik]

162H 109M (100) 127,825TNL VictHp:65% >
You penetrate the Neanderthal child and slap her left leg with your pierce.

:lol

[Pub Lover]

That was part of our two part plan to wipe out the Neanderthals. Rape their women & kill men.

According to recent research in Lebanon, it was the plan in the Crusades as well.

[Pub Lover]

Fuck, it says child.

Danny, stop with that shit already. :(

[liquidstatik]

i too thought it was woman actually, but i guess i killed her before i could copy :x

[Pub Lover]

http://comprenderelayer.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/neanderthal.jpg

[Pub Lover]

i too thought it was woman actually, but i guess i killed her before i could copy :x


Yeah, Right.

[liquidstatik]

w/e

[Pub Lover]

Fuck your w/e, you bitch ass dopehead. >:

[Esuohlim]

Pub is a fiesty tonight :o

[liquidstatik]

he's jealous :rolleyes

[Tadao]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/mike_yang/babymop.jpg

[caith]

are you some sort of character

[Tadao]

One that hates MattJack as much as you do.

[Fathom Zero]

Comedy pyramid, comedy pyramid

[Esuohlim]

you better learn to watch that mouth around the baby
Yeah, like a baby is gonna understand what "dryclean the goods" means.:rolleyes

Has anyone else noticed Fat Hippo's tendency to put his two cents in about posts and ruin jokes by not understanding sarcasm and not having a sense of humor?

I'd give him infractions but he'd probably whine about it :rolleyes

[Grislygus]

I've noticed his tendency to suck overall :hifive

[liquidstatik]

you ain't lyin

[Pub Lover]

I think Fat (UnderScore) Hippo is great, & all of you are the faggots. >:

[Esuohlim]

STUFU PUB

[Pub Lover]

Shut the_Fuck up?

[Fathom Zero]

Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime

[Pub Lover]

That thread should totally be merged into this one.

[Esuohlim]

chips and salsa and a bottle of mountian dew

[Esuohlim]

Super Mario Sunshine and once I'm done with that I'll probably play Wind Waker again

[Pub Lover]

I can't remember if I have ever completed a Mario game. :(

[Esuohlim]

Come on even my grandma beat the first Super Mario Bros. 1000 times

[liquidstatik]

ray lamontagne - crazy (gnarles barkley cover)

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, I don't remember doing it. I had it both on the NES & SNES, but at somepoint the memory of even playing it seems to have been discarded.

[Fathom Zero]

Pretzels, after I finished my waffles.

[MarioRPG]

Super Mario Sunshine and once I'm done with that I'll probably play Wind Waker again

I started Wind Waker again a couple days ago.:rock

[Esuohlim]

I do think EP666 is my favorite new poster

If we had a dozen more people like him why I'd

Care to finish that post? I'm actually curious what you were gonna say...

Another example of why Fat Hippo sucks

Anyone can contribute to this btw

[Pub Lover]

DUDE, STOP RAGING ON OL' MAN F_H! >:

[Esuohlim]

SORRY PUB I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT OF BOUNDS IN YOUR THREAD HERE

[Esuohlim]

http://www.sporcle.com/

I've been having fun on this site lately because I'm a fucking nerd. :( I know where all the countries in the world are now because of this site so watch out Jeopardy

[Pub Lover]

SORRY PUB I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT OF BOUNDS IN YOUR THREAD HERE

ARE YOU SASSING ME? DON'T BE SASSING ME! FUCKER! >:

[Fathom Zero]

Sounds like an opportune time to choke a nigga out.

[Pub Lover]

WHOSE SIDE YOU ON, JAKE? CHOOSE! ME OR ESUOHLIM, WHO IS IT GONNA BE? ASSFACE! >:

[Esuohlim]

ARE YOU SASSING ME? DON'T BE SASSING ME! FUCKER! >:

WANNA GO LET'S GO. I'M PICKING UP MY PHONE RIGHT NOW

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/amd_olson.jpg

[Pub Lover]

WANNA GO LET'S GO. I'M PICKING UP MY PHONE RIGHT NOW

OH, THE SHITFACED CHILD CAN'T HAVE AN INTERNET WITHOUT THREATENING THE OTHER WITH SEVERE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA, YOU BASTARD!

YOU DO FORGET THAT YOU'D HAVE TO TALK ON THE PHONE TO ME AND THEN I'D HAVE YOUR NUMBER! >:

[Fathom Zero]

I'm gonna have to go Milhouse on this one.

BUT I LOVE YOU MORE.

[Fathom Zero]

Hey Pub, you gonna go see Split Enz?

[Pub Lover]

No.

[Fathom Zero]

COME ON.

[Pub Lover]

No.

[executioneer]

deli roast beef on roasted garlic sourdough bread with "emerald isle" cheese spread (horseradish & green onion + cream cheese)

[Pub Lover]

Everyone in the NZ media completely forgetted April Fools. It wasn't until America got to today that the shitty jokes started.

[Misdemonar]

GUYS I REALIZED THAT THE INTERNET IS EATING MY LIFE AWAY, WHEN I COULD BE OUTSIDE ENJOYING THE SOFT TINGLE OF THE SUNS RAYS AGAISENT MY WARM PEACHY SKIN. WERE I COULD BE GOING TO PARTIES AND DOING HOT GIRLZ. SO I AM QUITING THESE FORUMS AND NEVER COMING BACK. BYEEEEEEEEE

[Pub Lover]

GOOD FOR YOU! :)


FUCKER!

[liquidstatik]

GET ON AIM PUB

[Pub Lover]

HALF MEASURE: MSN

[Misdemonar]

GOOD FOR YOU! :)


FUCKER!

;(

[Pub Lover]

A COW PATTY! HAHA?

Reminds me of one summer in my childhood. Dried cow turd frisbees.

I was the only one that didn't get sick.


What is a Reece Piece?

[Misdemonar]

DOSEN'T ANYBODY LOVE ME?

:tear

[Pub Lover]

Who are you again, noob?

[Pub Lover]

fuck shit damn

[Misdemonar]

Misdemonar.

Internetfiend :(

[Pub Lover]

http://users.ox.ac.uk/~sg/ridgeway/11%20Mud.jpg

[Pub Lover]

wow, even mud brings up porn

i love you internet

let's get married

[Misdemonar]

idk pub

are you ready for such a commenment?

[Pub Lover]

yeah, i am

I'm not ready for the b ullshit before it though

[liquidstatik]

idk he's pretty committed to the bottle if ya catch my drift ;]

[Pub Lover]

oh dude, i want to keep drinking right now but i'm all "i don't want another morning like this morning"

[Misdemonar]

pub your alcholic rage fuking with your miiiiiiinnnnnnnndddd.

[Pub Lover]

DUDE, YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH!

[Misdemonar]

DON'T HIT ME! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PUB I MARRRRIEED?!

[liquidstatik]

http://www.muscularchristians.com/music_files/drphil.png
I sense a communication problem between the two of you :posh

[Pub Lover]

DON'T HIT ME! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PUB I MARRRRIEED?!

oh, you're the aspect of the internet I ended up with?

nice. lets go to bed early to night, we can chat as you hold me

[Pub Lover]

[dr phil]
I sense a communication problem between the two of you

Posting that guy is an infraction. You only have two more before you're banned.

[liquidstatik]

i got a whole folder of dilbert

[Pub Lover]

I didn't know dilbert was a 12 year old girl. :eek

[Sethomas]

I've come to an explanation for my sudden profusion in actual posts here in light of the fact that I never really stopped visiting the forums, if but totally passively.

With the Euro climbing ever higher against the US Dollar, it's suddenly become worth my effort to pursue the Nobel Prize in Literature.

[liquidstatik]

everyone on the adultswim forusm are so dumb :x

[liquidstatik]

seth all you rposts sound real smart and i bet they're good reads, but they're so long and i lose interest after a few words ;<

[liquidstatik]

plus i usually have no idea what you're talking about ;<

[Fat_Hippo]

And it's not like we join forums to read.:rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

nothing over 2 lines

[liquidstatik]

p.s.

Has anyone else noticed Fat Hippo's tendency to put his two cents in about posts and ruin jokes by not understanding sarcasm and not having a sense of humor?

I'd give him infractions but he'd probably whine about it :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

And it's not like we join forums to read.:rolleyes

oh shit dude this is your forth infraction one more and you're banned i didnt want to do this as i think youre cool but shit man stop fighting against me so damn hard

[Fat_Hippo]

I'll laugh at you jokes when they're funny.

It has yet to happen.

[Emu]

where our april fool's gag at

[Pub Lover]

oh buggery

[liquidstatik]

If only I had been playing MMOs back then. Are there still any like that around, where you can just do whatever you want and be an ass?

..

[Pub Lover]

I'll laugh at you jokes when they're funny.

It has yet to happen.

sorry dude, you're banned. :tear

[liquidstatik]

I'll laugh at you jokes when they're funny.

It has yet to happen.

:rolleyes

[Fat_Hippo]

where our april fool's gag at

http://www.i-mockery.com/

[Pub Lover]

GET THE FUCK OUT FAT_HIPPO! YOU DON'T CARE WHO YOU HURT

[Fat_Hippo]

This is going to fast for me. Everytime I do anything, there are 2 new posts. Okay, to clarify, I was talking to liquidstatik, and I meant it. Mostly. It has happened occasionaly. And seriously, maybe I do have a bad irony detector, but it really is hard to tell sometimes. Especially with liquidstatik.

[liquidstatik]

227H 118M 177V (100) 309,193TNL>filet corpse
As you begin to filet the corpse, you make a mistake and destroy it.

i keep destroying muh corpses ;____;

[Fat_Hippo]

GET THE FUCK OUT FAT_HIPPO! YOU DON'T CARE WHO YOU HURT

I'm sorry baby. Come here, and I'll make it ALL better!:tear

[liquidstatik]

I'M SO TIRED IF U GUYS ASAYING I'M NOT FUNNY

[Pub Lover]

I'm sorry baby. Come here, and I'll make it ALL better!:tear

IT'S TOO LATE! I DEFENDED YOU, I SADI YOU'D GET IT INTIME IF YOU JUST GAVE AN EFFORT, BUT YOU RUINED THAT CHANCE AND NOW THERE NO CHOICE BUT TO FUCKING HOUND YOU TO LEAVE

[Pub Lover]

This is going to fast for me. Everytime I do anything, there are 2 new posts.

CHATROOM AT IT'S BEST

[liquidstatik]

i remember during the madlibs there was like 10 new posts everytime i refreshed :x

[Pub Lover]

I'M SO TIRED IF U GUYS ASAYING I'M NOT FUNNY

YOU'RE SO WELL IN CHARACTER THAT YOUR SUBTLETY IS LOST ON US

[Pub Lover]

i remember during the madlibs there was like 10 new posts everytime i refreshed :x

GOOD TIMES

[liquidstatik]

IN CHARACTER

[liquidstatik]

;)

[Pub Lover]

YEAH, I SAID SUBTLETY YOU ASS, DANNY WHAT YOU GONNA DO? TAKE IT TO IM? PUSSY

[liquidstatik]

W/E YOU'RE NOT WORTH MY TIME

[liquidstatik]

I'D SO KICK YOUR ASS IRL THO

[Asila]

YOU GUYS ARE FUN AND FAT_HIPPO MAKES WANT TO PLAY BG AGAIN. DAMN YOU I JUST GOT OVER THAT FUCKING ADDICTION

[liquidstatik]

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA?

[Pub Lover]

W/E YOU'RE NOT WORTH MY TIME

OH FUCK YOUR GODDAMN W/ES SO GODDAMN HARD >:

[Fat_Hippo]

Baldur's Gate?

[Asila]

BALDUR'S GATE IS THERE A BATTLESTAR GALACTICA GAME BECAUSE I WOULD PLAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT

[Pub Lover]

I'D SO KICK YOUR ASS IRL THO

LOO

IRL?

YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE FIRST, BITCH

then i'd hafta do it, oh man, no thanks

[Fat_Hippo]

I see you've joined in on this capslock craze.

and apparently: http://www.bsgarcade.com/

[Pub Lover]

DAMN YOU I JUST GOT OVER THAT FUCKING ADDICTION

AIN'T NO CURE FOR AN ADDICTION TO FUCKING

BUT YOU CAN COME OVER HERE & SELF-DESTRUCT WITH ME ANYTIME. :orgasm :tadao

[liquidstatik]

then i'd hafta do it, oh man, no thanks

yeah ;_;

[Pub Lover]

I see you've joined in on this capslock craze.


I'M SHOUTING MY GODDAMN ASS OFF, BECAUSE YOU MADE ME THAT GODDAMN MAD

[liquidstatik]

p.s. it's page 1420 gusy 8]

[Fat_Hippo]

Wel I said sorry baby!:(

[Pub Lover]

THE LAST 420 GOT BUMPED THE SHIT OUT SO FAST

[Pub Lover]

THE LAST 420 GOT BUMPED THE SHIT OUT SO FAST

OR AM I THINKING OF 1337? WHATEVER, FUCK LOOKING AT THE NUMBERS

[liquidstatik]

THIS IS MY PAGE

[liquidstatik]

http://i28.tinypic.com/6q9x1y.jpg

:love

[Asila]

AIN'T NO CURE FOR AN ADDICTION TO FUCKING

BUT YOU CAN COME OVER HERE & SELF-DESTRUCT WITH ME ANYTIME. :orgasm :tadao

BRING IT. Where is tadao anyway?

You people need to stop talking so much or else the weed jokes will cease to be relevant to the page and then I'll be sad :(

[ElPila666]

Awesome page liquid!, at this moment i feel both horny and tortured since have past 5 days that i smoked my last joint, well actually it's pointless to me to keep posting in here without being stoned, but that picture really makes me happy for a while :lol

[Pub Lover]

True dat. I've got a hamster that dances AND sings. Best birthday present I've ever received.

:domo

[liquidstatik]

Awesome page liquid!, at this moment i feel both horny and tortured since have past 5 days that i smoked my last joint, well actually it's pointless to me to keep posting in here without being stoned, but that picture really makes me happy for a while :lol

dude hotties smokin weed is the best thing to happen to the world

[RaNkeri]

:lol @ apple

[Misdemonar]

page 420 is cool guys

[liquidstatik]

bein high is cooler tho

[Misdemonar]

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/583/whitewidow1lm0.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://appalachianslacker.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/whitewidow.jpg

[Misdemonar]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4120/1058bluecheesebud2nc8.jpg

[Misdemonar]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/dank-49097.jpghttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/marijuana08.jpghttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/hemp___dank_weed_f_jpg.jpg

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/purplehomegrownorganic.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/DSCF0370.jpg