I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[bigtimecow]

VENICE

[Esuohlim]

BLUE BALLS, PENNSYLVANIA

[liquidstatik]

ANOTHER PLACE

[liquidstatik]

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he CUNTED along the road, some STUNTS came out of the town and GOOSED at him. " STOP FUCKING TICKLING ME!" they said. "STOP FUCKING N*GGERING ME YOU TICKLE LOVER :(!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a RECTUM on them in the name of the SEPTUM. Then two SPERM WHALES came out of the woods and SHARTED forty-two of the DOGS. And he went on to VENICE and from there returned to BLUE BALLS, PENNSYLVANIA.

[Esuohlim]

hahahaha

[liquidstatik]

I like how he sharted 42 of the dogs :x

[bigtimecow]

lol

[liquidstatik]

yeah like your games any better, btc :rolleyes

[Sam]

F*CK

[bigtimecow]

SO HERE'S MY GAME

MARRY BONE KILL

KITSA, GLOWBELLY, MLE

[Esuohlim]

MARRY GLOWBELLY, BONE MLE, KILL KITSA

DUH

[Sam]

WILLIE, ESUOHLIM, PUBLUBER

[liquidstatik]

PILLOWFIGHT(:(), PILLOWFIGHT(:(), ZOMBOID

[Esuohlim]

SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM
SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM
SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM

[Sam]

I WAS SWIMMIN' IN THE CARIBBEAN

[executioneer]

I CHOOSE BONE

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

I WAS SWIMMIN' IN THE CARIBBEAN

Yeah me too why didn't you say hi >:

[Kitsa]

I'm unboneable :(

[Kitsa]

IS IT BECAUSE I'M ALL REDHEADED AND GROSS AND SHIT?

OR, IN PUB'S CASE, WANGLESS?

:cry

[liquidstatik]

YES

[Tadao]

Crying makes you sexy

[HickMan]

pics plz

[Kitsa]

If you're asking me, I put a pic up in the pics thread a long time ago.

[liquidstatik]

:rolleyes

[Kitsa]

p 467, you lazy faygelahs

[Tadao]

I have pics of her but I'll let Pub post them.

[Kitsa]

I'm sure.

[Kitsa]

I'm sure.

[Tadao]

Totally.

[Pub Lover]

Pics of who, T?

[Kitsa]

Not valley girl sure, Tadao. Just regular type.

[Sethomas]

I passed a crowd of vagrant youth today and a teenage girl said that I look like Will Ferrel, except sexier. I told her that I don't have a sense of humor and that I usually beat up people who make any Will Ferrel comment to me.

[Tadao]

Not valley girl sure, Tadao. Just regular type.

Ok fine.

[Pub Lover]

In the vain of 'My friend buying a Seth Pace poster the other day (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699711)'

Seth Pace cares not for hobo loving.

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, Carnivore Is God.

[Pub Lover]

A solution may be on hand for parents who cannot get their youngsters to eat meat.

Studies show that toddlers and the elderly who sometimes cannot stomach meat, are at risk of a diet depleted in iron and zinc, but AgResearch scientists have made an accidental discovery that may help.

While investigating the binding strength of meat proteins, researcher Dr Mustafa Farouk found meat could be formed into long, spaghetti-like strings. The product's advantages include being able to make it out of cheap cuts of meat and to dry it, which would lead to snack products.

The next step is to look for a commercial partner to market the spaghetti meat.
:meat

[Tadao]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3738/55851formatteddo20not20ri9.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[HickMan]

:rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday CIG

[Dixie]

Thank you!
I'm scared of being so close to 30.

[Zomboid]

As you should be. Old broads = blegh

[Dixie]

I'll try not to get old, I promise.

[Zomboid]

That's all I ask. Also, happy belated bday :O

Edit: Oh, it's today. HAPPY BIRTHHHHDAY!!!!!!!!!

[Tadao]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/listen-to-mee.jpg

[HickMan]

:notfunny

[Tadao]

When do you leave anyways and is the Asian girl ruined?

[HickMan]

I leave in 6 days and the asian girl's from chicago :rolleyes

[Tadao]

She can work her way here on the rails.

[Tadao]

http://www.jinx.com/Content/Product/343p_0c_1b.jpg

(11:09:02 AM) Tadao: Went to the Dr's :) Everythings fine
(11:09:11 AM) Millie: cool
(11:09:15 AM) Millie: which doctor?
(11:09:26 AM) Millie: tee hee witch doctor...hee heee
(11:09:28 AM) Tadao: The back Dr
(11:09:29 AM) Millie: sorry
(11:09:32 AM) Tadao: lol
(11:09:37 AM) Millie: what did he say?
(11:09:49 AM) Millie: are you dead yet?
(11:09:57 AM) Tadao: The usaul, get healthier
(11:10:31 AM) Millie: hmm....tell him you'll up your stamina next time you level up...

[Pub Lover]

http://i36.tinypic.com/33z8ayb.jpg

[MattJack]

Hickman is such a handsome girl :{

[bigtimecow]

hickman is a girl, guitar woman is a man

i'm so confuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused :/

[Pub Lover]

>: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY

DAMMIT BTC, STOP BEING SO MEAN! WTH? >:

[bigtimecow]

YOU AREN'T FUNNY EITHER >:

on another note, i did enjoy our heart to heart the other night :love

[Esuohlim]

It was probably more like a penis to penis haha faaaaaags

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah Pub Lover doesn't have a heart AFAIK

[Babs]

Is there anyway I can fit into this conversation?

How's this for starters

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/CMB.jpg

So who's going to sex me up?

[Tadao]

HI GUYS I WANT ATTENTION CAUSE I HAVE FUNNY THINGS TO SAY AND I KNOW YOU'LL LIKE ME EVENTUALLY!

[WhiteRat]

HI GUYS I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I'M FROM RIVER CITY!!!!!!

edit: you get 2 points for your choice of avatar but unfortunately that still leaves you at -1567.50 points. Sorry.

[Babs]

Jesus, way to be an asshole.

you're the reason why child abuse exist.

[Tadao]

Minus 20 points for 30 year old joke.

[pac-man]

HI GUYS... no, nevermind, I'm not well liked enough for that. Good luck, Pancakes.

[Tadao]

Minus 20 points for 30 year old joke.

Oh, and another 50 points of for being a puss.

[Babs]

Well I guess having Pac Man on my side is worth something....

Why don't you just rape me already.


edit: ok, minus your life for having shitty grammar skills.

[Pub Lover]

No, I'm the reason child abuse exists, as I fuck children.

They don't like it. No, Sir.

[pac-man]

-20,000 points for having me on your side.

[Tadao]

Hahaha, he edits his posts in Chat Thread. What a dumb shit.

[Babs]

You're seriously waiting there waiting for me to reply so you can have your 2 cents?


Now, tally that up to you're amazing fuck me in the ass points.

Now remember, I care.

[pac-man]

+5 points for caring

[WhiteRat]

Spread your cheeks Mr. Cakes, because i've got a freshly lubed piece of copper piping that's about to go two feet into your pooper.

[Tadao]

Pffft, of course you care. That is why you did your little dance, you crave attention. You're just pissed because you used up you best comedy routine and it was a dismal failure.

[Tadao]

What? No snappy comeback? Maybe you can ask your dad for another one if he comes home tonight.

[Babs]

Indeed, like you stated "you used up you best comedy".

Now who's the ass keeping the score on me now?



edit: Sorry I didn't have some "snappy" comeback, I was to busy taking a shit for those who care. Just trying to spread the love of how much I care about my cool image to.... Tadao?

[WhiteRat]

Don't worry Babs, we've wiped your slate clean. You have a fresh start now, please don't ruin it.

[Babs]

What, no snappy come back? Maybe I can ask your father why he has an affair on your mother as you gently weep to Evanescance

... tool


Remember, your opinion matters on the microcosmic website I-mockery, wait a second let me correct myself, I-Mockery's "Forum"

Now ask your father about that.

... your still a tool


show me how much you care now




-1000000000 points for me

[Tadao]

http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/temp/SCHOOL_GIRL/rolleyes.gif

[pac-man]

poop a-doop dumpers

[Tadao]

Awww he logged off. I wonder if his mom heard his fat fingers pounding on the keyboard and the little piggy squeals. Now I feel bad, he might not be able to go to his Inuyasha fan site tonight.

[WhiteRat]

Babs, behave yourself! You were doing so good but now I'm starting to have my doubts about you.

[pac-man]

I believe the "y" is capitalized. KAGOMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[Tadao]

See pac-man, that kind of knowledge only hinders you.

[Guitar Woman]

I haven't slept in 40 hours

[Guitar Woman]

Hey, what kind of person does it take to be a Special Olympics judge?

That's really kind of depressing when I give it serious thought.

[pac-man]

See pac-man, that kind of knowledge only hinders you.

I got it from Wikipedia, so I could be wrong. And to be a Special Olympics judge only takes one skill: the ability to not laugh at anything that is remotely funny.

[Guitar Woman]

I mean, do you score higher on how sorry you feel for the guy who just went, or do you fail the guys with the worse disability?

Or do they just make up shit so the losers don't feel awful?

[Guitar Woman]

I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. >:

I have a huge hole in my tooth, mabye I'll get a cool filling!

[pac-man]

I think it goes like the non-special olympics. The best 3 get medals. All the competitors get compliments. Americans either laugh uproariously or pay no attention.

[Sethomas]

What I told a flatmate a few hours ago:

Playing Scrabble is like running for the county coroner: even if you win, people won't like you.

[executioneer]

dang it there goes my masterplan

[bigtimecow]

so what is up with this thread tonight? board games i see

MARRY BONE KILL
willie, seth, pac-man :eek

[pac-man]

http://images.mmorpg.com/images/avatars/bored2.gif

[Esuohlim]

I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. >:

I went to the dentist today :eek

No cavities :eek

EVER :lol

[Sethomas]

You have no life so you brush your teeth and floss while other people are having fun and engaging in sexual activities.

[Esuohlim]

It's sort of a catch-22 then I guess since clean healthy teeth are supposed to help in that respect :(

[HickMan]

BABALITY PANCAKES IS NEW SO F*CK YOU

[HickMan]

AS IN, F*CK YOU, BABALITY PANCAKES

[Esuohlim]

BABALITY PANCAKES MORE LIKE "BANCAKES" WHEN I BAN TH*T MOTHERFUCKER

[liquidstatik]

PLEASE DO THAT GUY IS DOWN RIGHT HORRIBLE

[liquidstatik]

so....


how about that new hip NES system, I heard they have a seal of quality so we know which games arn't shitty

>:

[Esuohlim]

BANALITY PANCAKES :rolleyes

[Tadao]

You guys are d*cks

[liquidstatik]

If something happens you won't even understand it anyway, best to just toke up son 8]


YOU'RE LUCKY THIS IS I-MOCKERY >:

[Esuohlim]

Maybe if you told me what you knew about fundamental forces piercing blows such as those wouldn't be justified :hat

[liquidstatik]

Maybe if this was smartguysforum.com I wuld :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

8]

[liquidstatik]

:posh

[Esuohlim]

This reminds me, I saw Pineapple Express tonight and it was sorta kinda ok :(

[liquidstatik]

it looks dumb :(

[Tadao]

It looks really dumb.

[liquidstatik]

stoner comedies aren't funny to any stoner i know :x

[HickMan]

WELCOME TO i-C*CKERY WHERE J*RKS POST J*RK THINGS

[ElPila666]

stoner comedies aren't funny to any stoner i know :x

Cheech & Chong Up in Smoke :)

[liquidstatik]

i meant IRL, not e-stoners D:

[ElPila666]

I' d stab you IRL >:

[ElPila666]

no :(

[ElPila666]

maybe i could beat publover irl ;)

[ElPila666]

Liquid havent you downloaded some oxi shows torrent lately? i heard that they are hot :p

[liquidstatik]

lol what? :(

[MetalMilitia]

stoner comedies aren't funny to any stoner i know :x

Bullshit, I used to love stoner comedy when I was a stoner (IRL). Dazed and Confused still rates pretty highly in my all time top 10.

[MattJack]

That makes more sense MattJack, you seem more Vegas to me than Midwest.


I'm from Louisiana, but I live in Screwston Tejas now. F people from the midwest :{

jkjk i lub u guys out in the midwest.

I didn't like living out west. People are mean and super materialistic (Look at Willie, he's from the west). Plus the food sucks!

[Tadao]

Are you going to the Dead Milkmen reunion show? I know you are all thug life and shit, but punk bitches are hawt!

[MattJack]

I listen to punk rock. Not into the scene though, the kids are assholes. I only liked 1 dead milkmen song, Retards On The Bus. So I think imma pass on that one.

I saw Rancid in Dallas about a month ago and they were beyond good :sellout Granted they only played songs from Let's Go! and, And Out Come The Wolves

[Guitar Woman]

guys wolfmother broke up god DAMNIT

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[liquidstatik]

Bullshit, I used to love stoner comedy when I was a stoner (IRL). Dazed and Confused still rates pretty highly in my all time top 10.

IRL AS STONERS I KNOW IRL SORRY I DONT KNOW YOU OR ELIPIEIEILIL666 IRL >:

[liquidstatik]

hey pub ;D

[liquidstatik]

http://i34.tinypic.com/11hv2ug.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

liquidstatik could you not post pictures anymore

[liquidstatik]

SORRY I MAEN
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-you-have-forgotten-the-food-part-of-dinner.jpg

[executioneer]

I'm from Louisiana, but I live in Screwston Tejas now. F people from the midwest :{

jkjk i lub u guys out in the midwest.

I didn't like living out west. People are mean and super materialistic (Look at Willie, he's from the west). Plus the food sucks!

hahaha heyyyy ;_; im not either of those things ;_;

[Pub Lover]

Babality Pancakes is online, and frankly, I don't want to hear it from him or any of you, so just be civil for one goddamn day and leave me the hell alone. :burbank

[Tadao]

You only want him to post so that you seem funnier :(

[Pub Lover]

And yet that never actually happens. :(

[Babs]

I feel honored I'm mentioned

[Tadao]

SHUT IT YOU T-REX ALT CHARACTER

[Pub Lover]

GODDAMMIT! Why will you kids not shut the hell up? I have a damn headache and you little bastards continue to tear at the fricking walls?

[Babs]

sorrrrrry dad

[WhiteRat]

What's hoppin Babs?

[MattJack]

BPancakes has a long name yea

[pac-man]

Ha.... Babs.

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u248/Dputnam1/Barbara_Streisand.jpg
http://www.platypuscomix.net/onlyme/babs.jpg

[Babs]

I prefer good ol' Streisand.

I'm stuck with this venture today I guess, my schedule is completely free and it's relieving? Anyways, what's new?

[MattJack]

a/s/l

pics?

[Babs]

type 69 if u wanna c muh titz

[pac-man]

69

[Babs]

omg im such uh slut

[pac-man]

Ahem... I was promised titz.

[Babs]

no... not now

[liquidstatik]

GOD DAMN THIS GAME IS FUN :eek

http://www16.big.or.jp/%7Ezun/img/th09/th09a03.jpghttp://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1634/th09a01ay5.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[liquidstatik]

D:

[bigtimecow]

danny, who ever is that in your avatar? :?

[Guitar Woman]

Isn't that ElPila? :lol

[Guitar Woman]

where the hell is that guy, anyway

[bigtimecow]

i get it! because he has danny tatom in his avatar :eek

so guess what GW, i work in the computer science department of my school. please keep that in mind, computer fucking science. we get paid by filling out paper time sheets and faxing them to payroll. i also get paid every 2 weeks, so if a timesheet is missed then i'm fucked for like 4 weeks. I DIDN'T GET PAID TODAY BECAUSE MY TIMESHEETS WERE PROBABLY TURNED IN LATE BY MY BOSS, OR MY NEW PROJECT NUMBER DOESN'T WORK FOR SOME REASON, BUT OF COURSE I WOULDN'T KNOW THIS UNTIL I TRIED TO GET PAID

COMPUTER FUCKING SCIENCE, AND WE USE PAPER TO GET PAID >: >: >: >:

[Guitar Woman]

ok

[Guitar Woman]

I'm wasting time in my school's computer lab right now instead of working, so I blame you guys for my shitty academic habits.

[Guitar Woman]

While we're on the subject, is Calculus

A, hardened plaque
B, inherited
C, good for teeth
or D, a protective covering on the tooth?


I could probably find this in my book, but I really don't want to because I care incredibly hard.

[Guitar Woman]

hey guys, go google "Calculus +dental" in images

it'll be funny

[Guitar Woman]

I should be a senior this year, why the fuck am I doing Health?

fuck high school

[bigtimecow]

so you're in summer school then

[bigtimecow]

those pictures were wonderful btw :x

[Guitar Woman]

I seriously regret using my normal "do everything in two months" school for summer school, because instead of what normal public schools do, which is hold your hand through the entire course for 3 weeks and give you a virtually free credit, they actually make you do a semester's worth of work in that time

which is ridiculous >:

[Pub Lover]

Freddy got upset that danny used him as his avatar.

How upset?

Anakin Vader upset! :eek
hey guys, go google "Calculus +dental" in images

it'll be funny

I'm British, I've seen worse.

[HickMan]

3 days left guys. lets try to get to 2000 pages before i leave

[Tadao]

i get it! because he has danny tatom in his avatar :eek

so guess what GW, i work in the computer science department of my school. please keep that in mind, computer fucking science. we get paid by filling out paper time sheets and faxing them to payroll. i also get paid every 2 weeks, so if a timesheet is missed then i'm fucked for like 4 weeks. I DIDN'T GET PAID TODAY BECAUSE MY TIMESHEETS WERE PROBABLY TURNED IN LATE BY MY BOSS, OR MY NEW PROJECT NUMBER DOESN'T WORK FOR SOME REASON, BUT OF COURSE I WOULDN'T KNOW THIS UNTIL I TRIED TO GET PAID

COMPUTER FUCKING SCIENCE, AND WE USE PAPER TO GET PAID >: >: >: >:

Do you back up the records to Microfiche? Sucks about the pay situation, usually you can get an advance from HR if you did everything you where suppossed to.

[Tadao]

3 days left guys. lets try to get to 2000 pages before i leave

ok

[Guitar Woman]

remember when I got the first post on page 1000 and then some comedian deleted it

[Guitar Woman]

I hate you guys so much

[Tadao]

How can anyone forget if you mention it every time an event comes up?

[Guitar Woman]

Ok, but we've had like 1 event

[Guitar Woman]

fffffffffffffffffffffff

[Guitar Woman]

THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH!

[Guitar Woman]

:pagebrak

[Guitar Woman]

:oneofthosedays

[Tadao]

:x

[Guitar Woman]

hey man. :(

[bigtimecow]

[/late] :lol

[bigtimecow]

shit, i mean [/early] :( >:

[Tadao]

Why does Liquid like thirty eight year olds?

Because there are thirty of them.

[bigtimecow]

>:

[Zomboid]

But really, is being a pedophile what you cool kids are doing now? 'Cause I still think he's one of the most disgusting people here.

[liquidstatik]

its 31 year olds tadao the way you saiad it doesnt even make sense >:

[liquidstatik]

why dont you cry about it zomoid

[liquidstatik]

sorry tadao i thought you said thirty year olds, not thirty eight. :x

[Tadao]

:x

[MetalMilitia]

http://www.karmapanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/gatito12.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.fightdump.com/thumbnails/bn1N5Rvk.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.fsinet.or.jp/%7Esokaisha/rabbit/991115/cd.JPG

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's about to be Night of the Leapus ON DVD.

[HickMan]

keep it up guys! <3

[Rez]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/rez/hotsauce.jpg

[Kitsa]

Excedrin is so wonderful, I want to roll around on a pile of it.

[Tadao]

Will it make you less of a know it all bitch?

[Kitsa]

Possibly.

[Rez]

kitsa i was three minutes late with the pink ribbon image :(

[Kitsa]

That's ok, yours is a tad different with the shading, I can use both :) Thanks.

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/08/06/image020.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/letsbeergreat.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/rez/pinkribbon.jpg

[Pub Lover]

That isn't what meant to post at all. My apologies.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm sick. I think Whiskey is going to be the solution here. I usually go with either Jamison or Beam. Any other suggestions that aren't the norm?

[Kitsa]

My standby is Johnnie Walker Red, but that's scotch.

[pac-man]

Some scotch whiskey will cure what ails you. I like the Glenfiddich on the rocks.

[Pub Lover]

When it's Scotch you don't put the E in Whisky. :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm going to check that out. It's too bad they don't have RX Scotch

[pac-man]

When it's Scotch you don't put the E in Whisky. :eek

I had noticed it on labels, but old habits die hard. I also enjoy the Oban, but its pricier.

[Babs]

I generally prefer wild turkey bourbon.

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm going to check that out. It's too bad they don't have RX Scotch

Try Woodford Reserve Bourbon - it's pricey, but probably more pleasant to drink than medication.

[Colonel Flagg]

I had noticed it on labels, but old habits die hard. I also enjoy the Oban, but its pricier.

Try Laphroaig for a kick!

[Kitsa]

Tomorrow I get to see if I won anything at the fair!

Probably not. There was an Amish guy in front of me who was submitting a pic of a cow, which confused me to no end because I thought photos weren't their thing. But everyone around here dampens their drawers for the Amish, so I'm guessing he'll win.

[Tadao]

I guess that as long as electricity isn't involved, everything is ok.

[WhiteRat]

Anyone else plan on watching the UFC Brock Lesnar fight tomorrow night?

[Sam]

HE STINKS

[WhiteRat]

Well you are just no fun.

[HickMan]

TIME TO STEP IT INTO GEAR!

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Tadao]

Anyone else plan on watching the UFC Brock Lesnar fight tomorrow night?

But ir SciFi Saturday :(

[WhiteRat]

But ir SciFi Saturday :(

SciFi Saturdays are a thing of legends, but Mr. Brock Lesnar is fighiting in his home state and also it's my fried house warming party so T-Rex In Space Strikes Back must take a back seat for the weekend.

[wobzire]

BRACE YOURSELVES I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
I am at work.

[Shrubfest]

Nice.

I'm at home. Where my boyfriend is currently living. Unfortunatly, so is my ex. They hate each other. It's awkward central. THE STRESS IS KILLING ME.

[Esuohlim]

POST++

[Kitsa]

I went to the fair and saw I hadn't won anything, but a shitty ass picture did and some pumpkin someone dressed like a baby, and I concluded the judges have no taste, and then I went and got the biggest margarita the mexican place had and now I'm quite tipsy.

[wobzire]

A pumpkin dressed as a baby? that sounds adorable.

[Kitsa]

ALSO I TOOK A PICTURE OF THIS SHEEP DRESSED AS A MEMBER OF THE KKK. ONE MOMENT AND I WILL EDIT TO ADD THE PICTURE OF THE PUMPKIN.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/kkksheep.jpg

[Tadao]

I went to the fair and saw I hadn't won anything, but a shitty ass picture did and some pumpkin someone dressed like a baby, and I concluded the judges have no taste, and then I went and got the biggest margarita the mexican place had and now I'm quite tipsy.

Bummer Kitsa, but I would like you to go back and take a picture of the picture that won so that we can judge it ourselves.

[Tadao]

Morning Wobby

[wobzire]

What a morning it is. I've made 2 comics and saw a racist sheep!

[wobzire]

How could it get any better?

[Tadao]

I noticed. You a re a very funny comic, but the 2nd one didn't catch me by surprise like you usually do.

[wobzire]

I see why you would think that. It's not my favorite either. The gunmans opinion is my own. I only finished it beacause the second panel is sadly one of the best things I have ever drawn.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Bernie Mac Died today :tear

[MattJack]

some cookies and millllkk

;_;

[Kitsa]

Here are some pics of the vegetable people, which apparently is an entire division of the agricultural thingamawhatsit...

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/cucumberbaby.jpg
Cucumber baby

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/mreggplanthead.jpg
Mr. Eggplant got third place...

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/eggplantbaby.jpg
The trophy means "best in show". It appears I didn't take a pic of the pumpkin baby, or it didn't come out. It was a pumpkin with eyelashes drawn on and a hole cut for a pacifier where the mouth would be.

[Tadao]

I would put a Vegetable Person on life support just to piss people off.

[Kitsa]

You never know, Tadao. These judges seem a bit quirky.

There was a display of toy farms. One was properly scaled, had obviously had hours and hours put into it, and even had rows of artificial wheat in a field. Another had giant, shoddily painted cheap plastic animals indifferently affixed to a plank with large blobs of glue. Guess which one won?

[MattJack]

cucumber baby is complete shi*

a cucumber wrapped up in a blanket with a face drawn on it is art?

rly?

[liquidstatik]

I would put a Vegetable Person on life support just to piss people off.

http://i37.tinypic.com/10ngexg.jpg

I was gonna hook it to life support, but I lost interest. :(

[MattJack]

that should be imockery's new logo :{

[Tadao]

You never know, Tadao. These judges seem a bit quirky.



Then maybe next year you should use a potato and use the natural energy in it to make diodes light up on a life support machine.

[Sam]

Well you are just no fun.

HE STINKS!

He should fight Kimbo.

[Chojin]

moved hickman's posts to a new thread as well as the replies

link because i am sure he's too drunk to find it:

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69700322

[Pub Lover]

I liked watching The Bernie Mac Show in the UK. It was nice how he kept calling me America.

Also, it was four in the morning, and I was drunk, and really just waiting for Countdown and the Hoobs.

What's more interesting is the abandoned Ebony mine near Balmora...

What does that game think Ebony is?

It is still wood, right? No one changed that while I wasn't looking?

[Babs]

A good way to remember Bernie Mac's dead corpse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFr9ne6B8Cs

everyday... is a day closer to your death

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/mac.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a199/srcbeastmaster/ChrisFarley1.jpg

[Babs]

terri schiavo and the veggie tales

[sloth]

isaac hayes, reunited with xenu

[MattJack]

chris must be tired because before he took that nap he forgot to put his money in his pocket