I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

He's on USA time.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/112256587_7e91cdf269.jpg

[Pub Lover]

USA! USA! USA!

[Tadao]

USA! USA! USA!

[Tadao]

Milhouse was born on Chinese Independence Day!

http://www.ntscmp.com/mao-zedong-3.jpg
MAO! MAO! MAO!

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif
MEOW MEOW MEOW

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Birthday Milhouse!

[WhiteRat]

The fat cat is down to 32lbs. Things are slow going for the fat bastard but he's taking one day at a time...or should I say one pound at a time! har har ho!

[Tadao]

FINALLY A REPORT!

[kahljorn]

hello!

[Tadao]

Sup Kahl?

[kahljorn]

stoned and downloading HONKY CAT BY ELTON JOGN :(

you?

[Tadao]

playing on the internet :(

[kahljorn]

wish i could afford to play on the internet and waste my time like some kind of kid

gro w up

[kahljorn]

who are your role models :(

i think mine is that girl from touch of evil :(

wagging index finger
"WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MISTER"

[Tadao]

I am grown up, so grown up I don't need a job anymore.

[kahljorn]

that's the movie where charleton heston does mexican face.

[kahljorn]

i only need a job that gives five hours. and another one where i sit at school and do nothing and probably get fired because i forgot to do something i was supposed to do :(

i better try to do that tomorrow

[Kitsa]

I GOTS A PUPPY

[MattJack]

Wut kind?

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/chloe2ndday5.jpg

Standard poodle. The big ones.

[MetalMilitia]

Woah so that's what a poodle looks like without the stupid hair?

[kahljorn]

big poodles are kind of ugly but they are awesome dogs ;o

[MattJack]

at least you didn't get a small dog :\

[RaNkeri]

terriers for the win

[Kitsa]

I'm not a small-dog kinda girl. I've been wanting my own standard poodle since we bought my grandmother one 15 years ago, I love them.

And yes, I refuse to do stupid poodle-hair. I'm aiming for a shorter version of the puppy cut she has now.

I just wish she'd figure out it's not cool to shit on the carpet.

[Tadao]

http://transition.turbulence.org/Works/saddest/images/dogwheelchair.jpg

Newspaper to the nose.

Very cute puppy btw

[Kitsa]

Thanks.

[Asila]

Someone I know just got a standard poodle recently, and I didn't realize how much I loved them until I met hers. Also, they're as big as a HORSE

[Tadao]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/chloe2ndday5.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Animal/PhotoFunia_3bf7c.jpg

[Asila]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/october/lol-upsidedown-dog-wtf.jpg

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/PhotoFunia_3b6c9.jpg

[Tadao]

Awesome

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[WhiteRat]

Rankeri's classic rolling eyes emote is back!

[Tadao]

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/5507/img2317dj5.jpg

[WhiteRat]

Men. They have to be.

[Tadao]

Pub, I have sent you a pm and you are not on IM. I HATE YOU!

[Tadao]

The IM message is different from the PM :( Stupid I-Bape doesn't show PMs I know I lnow, but IM off is no excuse.

[RaNkeri]

Rankeri's classic rolling eyes emote is back!

No need to wet your pants, there's plenty of :rolleyes for everyone

[Tadao]

Pub: I'm sure you are already busy doing what I already did though. :wink

[Asila]

...The one on the far left looks like Brendan Fraser in a wig

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/PhotoFunia_40b37.jpg

[RaNkeri]

I used to have that pic of Willie as my wallpaper. I lost it when the computer broke down :tear

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[yukinimura-chan]

I don't have superman undies... and yeah I did buy a tube of used panties, but they weren't for me. It was for a friend with a fetish

[Tadao]

I wish code wasn't broken :(

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/BIGroll.gif

[Tadao]

Oh shit, Power Ranger sheets. I can smell the Sailor Moon wet dreams from here.

[yukinimura-chan]

that's my brother's bed, I hate sharing a room with a little one... especially since the bunk bed is so goddamn small.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Avatars/fatcat_dance.gif

[Tadao]

Thank god your fat ass is'nt in the top bunk :x

[yukinimura-chan]

I sleep on the bottom actually, or I'm supposed to... I usually just sleep on the floor. I'm more in between actually, not too skinny and not too fat...

[Tadao]

I sleep on the bottom actually, or I'm supposed to... I usually just sleep on the floor. I'm more in between actually, not too skinny and not too fat...

I said is'nt fatty, what are you, retarded on top of everything else?

[Dixie]

I think I love you but what am I so afraid of, a sore there is no cure for.

[Sam]

Yukimural-chang I think you should make friends with JakeOfAllTrades you guys will get along great.

[yukinimura-chan]

I said is'nt fatty, what are you, retarded on top of everything else?

I must have posted while you were fixing your post... I apologize

and sam, yeah I'll look him up.

[Tadao]

I bet it is one of his friends here to defend him. I had a feeling JOAT would send out the Manga-fetish alert signal.

[Tadao]

I must have posted while you were fixing your post... I apologize

and sam, yeah I'll look him up.

For being a fatty? How about just not eating like a pig at a troff?

[yukinimura-chan]

For being a fatty? How about just not eating like a pig at a troff?

I meant for jumping the gun and posting... just because you suffer from delusions doesn't mean you should attack those who are new, you'll find that most people you hate you'll actually have a lot in common with.

[Sam]

HA, FATTY

[Tadao]

Who said I hate you? I'm just worried about your health. You probably have the diabetes already. Just because your mom can't touch your ugly ass and decides to give you a snickers bar instead of a hug doesn't mean you can't jog every once in a while.

[yukinimura-chan]

it's a joke, wow... there are a lot of angry people here aren't there? Is this just some kind of initiation thing because I'm new?

[Asila]

:lol

[yukinimura-chan]

I only weigh 132 and I run track... looks can be deceiving.

It's not healthy to be so close to your parents, a lesson I thought most adults would learn in adolescence.

[Asila]

...I was going to reply to that but I'd hate to have Pub follow behind me and call me a hypocrite. He always pops up at times like that.

[Dixie]

A pox on you, yuiki-chan-thing, a pox I say!

[Dixie]

Ohhh someone hit a nerve, huh fatty? Fatty fatty fatty?

[Schimid]

Wait, you weigh 132? And how tall are you?

[yukinimura-chan]

I am about 5'9"...

[Tadao]

around the waist.

[Dixie]

Pffffft!
We all know asians don't get taller than 5'4"

[Asila]

I only weigh 132 and I run track... looks can be deceiving.

You still have a moon pie face

[Tadao]

He's a beaner. Don't sully our good race.

[yukinimura-chan]

I'm a halfbreed... my dad's flilipino (asian beaner) and my mom's mexican

[Dixie]

They don't get taller than 5'4" either.

[Dixie]

If you start quoting Carlos Mencia I swear to god I'll bribe one of the mods to ban you.

[yukinimura-chan]

actually, there are some pretty tall people in my family... the whole only 5'4" thing is a myth

[Asila]

Our maid in Hong Kong was filipino. Everytime she talked I wanted to jam knitting needles in my ears

[Asila]

Oh wait, ALL the maids in hong kong were filipino

[Tadao]

Look at his fat prom date, did you rent a flatbed to drive you guys to the prom?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/random%20sub%20folder/valerie2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/random%20sub%20folder/valerie.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/random%20sub%20folder/noname2.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/random%20sub%20folder/noname.jpg

[Schimid]

I am about 5'9"...

Oh God, have you checked your BMI lately? I think Tadao's onto something, that weight simply can't be healthy for a boy your age.

Go call a doctor and schedule an appointment. Now. Tell them it's urgent. I'm serious, stop what you're doing and get help. If you can't hit the buttons, use a pencil or something. Given the assuredly hamhock-ian girth of your fingers, a novelty size rotary phone might be best for you.

[yukinimura-chan]

she's a friend of mine, I didn't even go to prom... btw the girl next to her in the fourth pic is my girlfriend.

[Asila]

Oh god the fish lips

[Dixie]

Hahah we were just kidding!
We don't think you have a girlfriend.

[yukinimura-chan]

my bmi is within average you dolt, I know how to calculate that... I kinda have to

[Tadao]

No fatty, this is the only girlfriend you'll ever have.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/dolls/?action=view&current=Rika.gif

[RaNkeri]

His BMI is 19,5. You're normal weight if your BMI is 18,5-24,9

[Dixie]

No fatty, this is the only girlfriend you'll ever have.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/dolls/?action=view&current=Rika.gif
Complete with absurd sex midgets. Or are those illegitimate children from a previous relationship?

[Tadao]

You are 1 sick fucker dood.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/dolls/?action=view&current=Kai.gif

[yukinimura-chan]

No fatty, this is the only girlfriend you'll ever have.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/dolls/?action=view&current=Rika.gif

wow, that's the most original you could come up with? Raiding my photobucket doesn't get you much cred man...

[Tadao]

Just look at all this sad shit.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/

[Asila]

I could see him buying those creepy child-sized japanese dolls, whatever the fuck they're called. His little rika-chan will always understand him

[yukinimura-chan]

like you don't have a hobby... I draw those for girls I know

[Tadao]

Well yeah, look at what he singed up for.

http://cosmosrpg.proboards82.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=karekanoaddict

[Tadao]

Don't worry, we Japanese will always be there to supply you with imaginary girlfriends.

[Asila]

Dear Yuki-whatsis, Sephiroth will never manifest in your bedroom late one night and take you away to forever be a one-winged misunderstood hero with a large-breasted girlfriend. I'm sorry.

[Asila]

Oh Tadao, are you like the Japanese wish fairy of I-mock now?

[Tadao]

Titled :
another reason to stay home


http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=ccs_6_800.jpg



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[yukinimura-chan]

you guys take everything out of context don't you...

[Dixie]

Now that we're brimming over with Otaku guys where's Yukiko?
She'd totally get wet for this one.

[Dixie]

Titled :
another reason to stay home


http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=ccs_6_800.jpg



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT'S A DUDE!
IT'S GOT NO BOOBS!

[Asila]

I'm pretty sure it's because she's 12 or something

[Dixie]

you guys take everything out of context don't you...
Only when it suits our purposes.

[Tadao]

a good reason to skip school


http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=sailormoon006.jpg

How is this out of context?

[Tadao]

hot pikachu with ash?

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=DSCN2667.jpg

[Tadao]

membership

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=mem_badge.jpg

[yukinimura-chan]

I dunno, you're taking a bunch of pics from my photobucket and using them to perpetuate some kind of stereotype maybe? I knew it was a good idea to put fake titles to distinguish the people from the bots...

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/piechart.jpg

[yukinimura-chan]

A pox on you, yuiki-chan-thing, a pox I say!

this is all vaguely familiar...

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/september/tadaobeach.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/piechart.jpg

Pac-man, do you eat pie? :(

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/waiting.gif
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/waiting.gif)

[Tadao]

And signing up for a Sailormoon rpg and

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=sora27.jpg
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=sailorsaturn1.jpg
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=Sexynojutsu.jpg
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=naruto_naruto0273.jpg
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=naruto_naruto0321.jpg
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=naruto_naruto0272.jpg
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=naruto_naruto0322.jpg
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=naruto_naruto0265.jpg
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=naruto_konohamaru0008.jpg
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=metalsig-1.jpg
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/?action=view&current=SosBrigade.jpg
Has nothing to do with you being a creepy lonely little rapist?

[Tadao]

and you all too familiar.

[Chojin]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/PhotoFunia_40b37.jpg

I lol'd so hard i nearly threw up :<

[yukinimura-chan]

people have hobbies... for example, what are yours?

[Dixie]

Raping.

[yukinimura-chan]

everyone faces newbies... its just life, suck it up and move on.

[Tadao]

Hobbie? No son, what you have is an Asian fetish. Stupid beaner.

[Chojin]

Well, I'm pretty sure one of them is harassing newbies.

WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE

[yukinimura-chan]

some might find that weird... I don't judge, to each their own. If you think you need help then seek it... if not then good for you, it all boils down to how you want to define yourself. Only you know who you are.

[Tadao]

some might find that weird... I don't judge, to each their own. If you think you need help then seek it... if not then good for you, it all boils down to how you want to define yourself. Only you know who you are.

And you have found your inner rapist. Good for you!

[Chojin]

That sounded awfully rehearsed.

Something the school counselor said, maybe?

[Tadao]

Well, I'm pretty sure one of them is harassing newbies.

WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE

I have the I-Bapery skin on :(

[yukinimura-chan]

no, something I have been saying for a long time...

if you guys want to be assholes I don't see why I should try to stop you

[Dixie]

Yuki, let's share rapist techniques. I'm getting bored with the old "ambush and chloroform" tactic. I need some new ideas.

[Tadao]

It's not that you are new. I welcome new people all the time, I do however bounce potentially dangerous rapist at the door.

[yukinimura-chan]

try the willing?

[Dixie]

That takes the rape out of rape >:

[yukinimura-chan]

there's a difference between stereotype otaku and real otaku, did you ever stop to think about getting to know someone before you judge?

My guess is no... you were born and raised to trust only your kind.

[Pub Lover]

Chojin, could the bickering in the new person & photo threads be moved in here or into their own threads?

They were already so offtopic that Tadao's new catamite didn't even know to use the correct introduction form.

[yukinimura-chan]

well I'm not a rapist, I know not about how it works...

[Dixie]

Pubbles is right, it should be moved here.

[Dixie]

LIAR!

[yukinimura-chan]

believe what you want...

[Chojin]

... ... ...

[Dixie]

Everything about you says "I rape teddy bears", I only wanted to know what you use for bait.

[yukinimura-chan]

okay this has gone on far enough, I'm pretty sure this thread isn't for bickering... I apologize for assisting in the ruin of the picture thread. I did not expect to be welcomed like this.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Rape.jpg

I think she knew I had a crush on her because she seemed hesitant to take the picture. I'm on the right by the way





:x

[yukinimura-chan]

it seems someone has never heard of photoshop... what was that done with, mspaint? A rather bad edit...

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Rapist.jpg

[Chojin]

Isn't -chan something you use for girls?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/october/TADAORape.jpg

[yukinimura-chan]

traditionally yes, but I've heard it used for guys too...

good job pub, that's mildly better... at least it looks photoshopped now

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Rapist.jpg

[yukinimura-chan]

tadao... why did you pick my 16 year old portrait? Are you that attracted to younger me? That is the weakest form of flattery I've seen, too bad I'm taken.

[Dixie]

it seems someone has never heard of photoshop... what was that done with, mspaint? A rather bad edit...


tadao... why did you pick my 16 year old portrait? Are you that attracted to younger me? That is the weakest form of flattery I've seen, too bad I'm taken.

http://cowlander.neobahumut.com/GIF%20TIME/insult%20master.gif

[yukinimura-chan]

http://cowlander.neobahumut.com/GIF%20TIME/insult%20master.gif

DAMN STRAIGHT, DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/pingpong.gif

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Raper.jpg

[yukinimura-chan]

now that's a low blow tadao... why did you have to defile that pic, I know you're jealous of the sword but don't hate.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/cornholer.jpg

[Dixie]

That's pedobear on the package isn't it?

[RaNkeri]

I thought our goal was to differ from 4chan etc. :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY

[yukinimura-chan]

yeah seriously, but yeah... that's pedobear alright

[Dixie]

You'd totally know it was pedo bear you rapist.

[yukinimura-chan]

I used to frequent 4chan

[RaNkeri]

that's even worse

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/october/tadbeachrap.gif

[Yukiko]

This guy is a disgusting perv! Ewwwww, why do you have so many pictures of anime girls on your page? You are creepy!

[Kitsa]

I found Tadao on google street view. But I had to censor him :(

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/seriousry-1.jpg

[Tadao]

I have such awesome abs, unlike fatty.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Hungry.jpg

[The Leader]

So let me get this straight, his little brother sleeps on the top bunk with power ranger bedding... from ten years ago? Someone has parents who don't love them...

[Pub Lover]

I have 30 year old star wars and thomas the tank engine bedsheets that I still use because hey, clean sheets are clean sheets and I really don't feel like doing the laundry today. >:

Jerk.

[The Leader]

Oh, I wasn't aware that you're a six year old boy whose older brother regularly molests him.

[RaNkeri]

OOOOOOOOOOOH! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Well, now you know. :tear

[The Leader]

Don't worry, I care.:)

[yukinimura-chan]

I give up... y'all are not worth it

[Pub Lover]

And all he wanted was to be our friend. :(

I, for one, am very ashamed by all this. >:

There should be a law or something! :eek

[yukinimura-chan]

I'm gonna stick around, I'm just not gonna argue anymore. there's no point

[DevilWearsPrada]

This forum is about harassing people and rolling with the punches so learn to do so or stop crying like a bitch prz

cunt

[The Leader]

Now if only he could realize that the same is true of his life.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tiger%20Hug.jpg

[Pub Lover]

This forum is about harassing people and rolling with the punches

No, it isn't. :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

IHATEYOU

[yukinimura-chan]

I have been rolling with the punches as you put it... I've stayed calm and restrained myself, but I'm through resisting your insults. I should have just ignored them in the first place now that I realize it.

[The Leader]

Well isn't someone a downy clowny?

[Pub Lover]

*HUGS*

[Tadao]

I have been rolling with the punches as you put it... I've stayed calm and restrained myself, but I'm through resisting your insults. I should have just ignored them in the first place now that I realize it.

:domo

[Pub Lover]

You didn't get banned for posting porn :-/

It has to be in image tags to be an outright ban.

Not marking it NSFW is only a ban if the mod is already looking for a reason, like getting Al Capone for tax evasion.

[Tadao]

I think he DWP is in witness protection. That's why he gets away with being such a horrible thread ruining fag.

[Tadao]

He can't even start a new page properly.

[Tadao]

Maybe DWP doesn't have an edit button. :conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

Maybe you could ask him to give you some personal details so you can stalk him or something.
*raises hand* I'm a girl

I doubt that.

[Pub Lover]

Maybe DWP doesn't have an edit button. :conspiracy

The No Edit Club is only for homos & pedos though! :eek

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/PhotoFunia_51b03.jpg

[Pub Lover]

NO RAPISTS ALLOWED! >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Not even ANALysttheRAPISTS?

[Tadao]

I have a hard time with people who have Obsessive Japanese Disorder.

[Kitsa]

lawlz

[Dixie]

Please don't go yukichan, I just got off work and need entertainment.

[Kitsa]

I'm glad you changed your signature, Tadao. It felt like I was watching some lamer otaku family feud.

[Tadao]

Lol Bape is all that needs to be said.

[Tadao]

I AM AN OTAKU... but I'm not like the others who get bent out of shape about people making fun of them or what they enjoy.

I hope to have fun here and meet all you cool people.

-Yukinimura

:lol

[Dixie]

RAPE
:whitepig:whitepig:whitepig:whitepig:whitepig

[Tadao]

http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/images/motivate_otaku.jpg

I have been rolling with the punches as you put it... I've stayed calm and restrained myself, but I'm through resisting your insults. I should have just ignored them in the first place now that I realize it.

:tear

[Tadao]

ROG, Protoclown, even you Max Burbank, what are you going to do about this situation so that something like this never happens again?

:chatter

[Pub Lover]

In the old days baiting fools was what they all did on here. :( :gigh
This has all lost its novelty. Let it be, he'll stop posting eventually. Either that or he'll an hero after said otaku girl sprays him with mace, or aerosol wasabi, or whatever the hell they use in Japan.

NO, YOU SHUT UP! >:

[Tadao]

Lord Somethingshitty thinks he is an authority on the forums. Give that man a hall pass sash.

[Tadao]

LordSappington 07:58 PM Private Messaging

I'm sure he is just recommending me for a Vet position.

[Pub Lover]

Shit I take forever to type when I'm this drunk, I was going to say that. :x
Lord Somethingshitty thinks he is an authority on the forums. Give that man a hall pass sash.

He has been here for a very long time now, maybe he should be made a vet.
Haha, yeah rite. :rolleyes[/flash]

The fool got secret and sacred confused.

I was the first one to say secret in that thread, I hope you're not calling me a fool. :(

I was surprised to find that the cowboy thread did predate my time here, I suppose I just remember reading all the backthreads and pretending I was involved. :(

[Pub Lover]

No. Wait, what do pronouns mean? I think you should both be vets, that would be great,. :)

[code]like i fuckin care, gigh you bastards[/codessssdsdd

[Tadao]

Attacking minute sentence structure flaws is the final attack of a cornered Sappington. If he feels that he has averted attention from himself, he will puff out his cheek pouches in the attempt to attract a mate. Sadly, all females can smell the nut cancer in his urine stained Hanes pull ups and while laughing at him have sex with his father instead.

[LordSappington]

Attacking minute sentence structure flaws is the final attack of a cornered Sappington. If he feels that he has averted attention from himself, he will puff out his cheek pouches in the attempt to attract a mate. Sadly, all females can smell the nut cancer in his urine stained Hanes pull ups and while laughing at him have sex with his father instead.
Better than starting a flame war to prove your vet status. LOL NEWB LET'S GET HIM
But to be fair, he IS a pretty big douche, and that's from ME.
Also, I don't give a fuck about vet status. All it proves is that so far, you STILL haven't found anything better to do.

[Tadao]

:lol

once again aspie boy you got it all wrong you really dont pay attention

[LordSappington]

Or maybe I've been jerking your chain all along. :)
You're not the only person in the world who likes to fuck around with people.

[Pub Lover]

lol at you guys talking about vet bullshit. [flash]seriously guys it isn't real :hypno

while laughing at him have sex with his father instead.

I was pretty sure I made the suggestion that The Leader was an unclefucker earlier.

Then I remembered that song from the southpark movie (whichI haven't seen) and regreted the post


then whenI went back the post wasn't there. :eek

I was so close to breaking out the dilbert porn & postfloods. >:

:rawr

[Tadao]

Or maybe I've been jerking your chain all along. :)
You're not the only person in the world who likes to fuck around with people.

Dood, you so powned me! :highfive

fucking cornered aspie

[LordSappington]

BUT IF VET STATUS ISN'T REAL WHAT DO WE HAVE TO LIVE FOR

[Zomboid]

Tadao hasn't even been here a year. Why would you think he's a "vet?"

[Tadao]

Like I said, he doesn't understand what is going on around him.

[Pub Lover]

Check his join date, Z-Man. ;)

'Three aspects of communication patterns are of clinical interest: poor prosody, tangential and circumstantial speech, and marked verbosity. Although inflection (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflection) and intonation may be less rigid or monotonic than in autism, people with AS often have a limited range of intonation; speech may be unusually fast, jerky or loud. Speech may convey a sense of incoherence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coherence_%28linguistics%29); the conversational style often includes monologues about topics that bore the listener, fails to provide context (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Context_%28language_use%29) for comments, or fails to suppress internal thoughts. Individuals with AS may fail to monitor whether the listener is interested or engaged in the conversation. The speaker's conclusion or point may never be made, and attempts by the listener to elaborate on the speech's content or logic, or to shift to related topics, are often unsuccessful.'
According to wikipedia, all of us here are Aspie's. Go figure.
I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT, OMG GUYS I HAVE ASPERGERS :x

[LordSappington]

Like I said, he doesn't understand what is going on around him.
Then where does that leave you?

[Tadao]

:highfive Lord Sappington! You powned me again!

[LordSappington]

Stop dodging the question. Or is it too socially awkward for you to answer?

[Asila]

Fuck, why are you never on MSN when you're that drunk?

....I really should have read everything else that was just said. My OCD is kicking in.

[Tadao]

I'm am now sweet stuff. I was just playing with the Aspie until something interesting happened. And baby, you are in ter rest ing!

[Asila]

I was talking to Pub, I don't have your MSN... oh wait. And my god that was so sinceeeeeeere

[Dixie]

I'm eating the candy we bought for trick or treaters.
And it's gooood.

[Dixie]

Goddammit Jeanette get on AIM, I NEED to talk to you.

[Tadao]

Damit Janet

[Dixie]

Smarties Sugar Rush!
:hypno:eek:hypno:eek:hypno

[Tadao]

:party:party:party:party
:party:party:party:party
:party:party:party:party
:party:party:party:party
:party:party:party:party

[Asila]

christ, now I want smarties. You gotta suck 'em til they're powder SUCK 'EM I SAY

[Dixie]

I like putting the whole roll in my mouth and crunching them til my teeth hurt.

[Dixie]

Anyone else still attempt to snort pixie sticks?
Sometimes I think, that's not going to hurt THAT bad.
Then I do it, and it burns. It burns bad.

[Asila]

OWOWOWOWWWWWW now I'm going to try that

[Tadao]

Will you ladies sort it off my cock?

[Dixie]

I don't snort off of people, too much goes to waste.
And I'm normally not that drunk.

[Tadao]

Not like I would want you to.

[Tadao]

:tear

[RaNkeri]

Pixie sticks? You guys are pussies! Here in north we snort ammonium chloride :rolleyes

[Dixie]

I prefer to stick the tube up my nose then tear the bottom of the tube off and get as much as possible at once.
That'll teach me not to do it again, I say each time.

[Asila]

Why, yes I am that drunk

[executioneer]

Pixie sticks? You guys are pussies! Here in north we snort ammonium chloride :rolleyes
you can't eat sugar or you will d!e

[RaNkeri]

Fuck, you're rig-

[Tadao]

Don't die diabetes man :tear

[Asila]

Diabetes strikes again

[Dixie]

What about that LiknDip powder?
Is that as tart as pixie sticks?

[Asila]

I always thought that stuff was... wait, you're right. The stick you licked was sweet, but the powder was tart. I wonder if it's the same powder?

[Tadao]

Please stop talking about licking and sucking.

[Dixie]

No, I don't think so, it's a little bit different. From what I remember the LiknDip stuff would stain your hands, pixie sticks didn't stain.
I'm trying to think of a powdered candy that won't burn as much.

[Tadao]

I used to just eat the dip stix straight and poor the powder down my gullet.

[Asila]

It's been such a long time for either, I guess I can't reply with any knowledge. Powdered candy ummm I suppose powdering hard candy doesn't necessarily count

[Asila]

Ooooooooh but the stick was sooooo sweet! Crap, myspace talk