I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Esuohlim]

:faceemoticon

[liquidstatik]

Dude you live in New Zealand that means pretty much the whole world put you on ignore :x

:lol

[Tadao]

Kitsa, come on now... this is one fat bitch.

[Kitsa]

About me being fat...I don't think anyone's disputing that shit.

With her, I don't quite see it. Could just be me.

[Fathom Zero]

I feel like I could go to sleep for a few weeks and none of it would matter.

[Fathom Zero]

I just had a lot of diarrhea.

[Pub Lover]

What was the last good simpsons episode?
Probably the one with Homer's thumb cut off :-\

The last really good one that I saw was the episode where Lisa decides to cheat on that test. I laughed my ass off when it showed how Nelson turned a toilet stall into an office, and Willie was across the aisle unplugging a toilet with his bare hands.

"Look at me! I turned out fine... ach! You're a slippery little bugger... Oh! You've got a partner, have you?!"

:lol

I saw that one a while ago. Heh.

The most recent episode I laughed at...ah, jeez, I can't remember anything else from it except there was an Enron roller coaster.

"We're gonna be rich! Whoa! Broke even! WHOA!"

And the ride ended in the poor house. Classic.

I thought an episode last season was surprisingly redeeming. It was the one where Grandpa wants to get his license so he can impress this old lady at the retirement castle. As the wackiness unfolds he is introduced to the Souvenir Jacquitos and they have a death race.

-Your jacket, she burns!

-Then I burn with her. For I would rather die than have people not know what stores I have been to.

It was anomolously unsucky and all episodes have sucked since. I think the last good one before that may have been the X-Files one or at least the last episode in that season.

The one where Lisa joins Mensa. Everything after that became total shit.

The one where the man with the braces made me laught because of one line, "Who do I have to gum to get a refill around here." How the hell did they get away with that!
L :( L

Which is the one where Bart contracts a fatal illness and is forced to live in a bubble?

"Lisa, this bubble is great, it give the world a whole new beauty. Look at that wonderful sunset."

"Bart, that's not a sunset, that's a bird on fire!"

THe latest funniest one was when lisa got those braces.

Is that the one where Ralph breaks down during the Big Book of British Smiles and "Why must you make my office into a house of lies?"

Homer going to Rock and Roll camp was brilliant, and that was this season.

I disagree. That episode had maybe one funny part and the rest was just celebrities making lame appearances, which is something that they've been doing for few seasons now and I hate it. I almost couldn't watch the "300th episode" after that lame blink 182 crap.

"Dude we should trash this place" "AFTER we get paid" "Sweet"
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I did see one funny part on a recent episode though. Lenny and carl fighting with isotopes (I think) and arguing about episode 1 or 2 sucking more.

The only things that made me even smile in that skating episode were the demon thing at the beginning and the suit of drugs remark. I was in pain the rest of the time.

Hastur

REBEL! :eek

According to the commentary for the first season DVDs (I forget which episode this was mentioned in) Matt Groening wanted the cartoon to have a true-to-life/live action feel to it. In other words, he wanted a cartoon to act as un-cartoony as possible, and therefore not include any crappy slapstick nonsensical stuff in it.

I don't know what the hell happened, but the Simpsons turned into crappy slapstick nonsensical stuff. Exactly what Matt didn't want the show to turn into.

What really pisses me off is that they should have made a movie when the show was good. There are rumors that they will make a movie when the series ends, but I bet it will be horrible. If they had made the movie while the Simpsons was still the great thing it once was, it would probably be one of the greatest ever made (at least in my opinion). When (or if) they make a movie in two or three years, it will be the biggest pile of garbage in Simpsons history. I'm guessing they'll cram more pointless celebrity appearances in 90 minutes than no one can ever even picture within the confines of their vast imagination.

I hate the Simpsons so much now. >:

That's a good way to die, Rongi.

Any other words you don't want me to say ;)?

I can't think of any others that cause insane demigods to kill you or teleport you to their hidden cities, so no.

Yes Zomboid, the 300th episode was garbage. The only funny part was Puppy Goo-goo. :(

I will never get why people keep watching a show that they have almost nothing nice to say about.

Every one ive ever seen I have not been dissapointed with.

It's because it used to be a great show, and there's always a minute chance that it could become good again. It's like when a relative develops a terminal disease, and you go to visit them in the hospital, even though you know that they are in terrible shape and have almost no chance of recovery, because you still love them.

The Simpsons isn't a dying relative, it's a TV show. And how do you send the message that the show needs to be fixed? By not watching! If the ratings drop, they might re-tool!

I dunno, I always get annoyed at people who do nothing but talk about how bad the show is, it reminds me of the Poochie episode.

CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Bart: Hey, I know it wasn't great, but what right do you have to complain?
CBG: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.
Bart: What? They're giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them.
CBG: [pauses] Worst episode ever.

I don't agree with that comment either though. We pay for cable (most of us) and the fans made the show what it is. We have the right to bitch about a show that we grew up with suddenly sucking ass on a regular basis.

Boogie pretty much said exactly what I was going to. As a fan, I find it impossible to not watch. From what I've heard and read, most fans feel the same way so a sudden ratings drop because of lack of viewers isn't likely.

It's a metaphor, dammit! A metaphor!!

Anyway, for me it's a tradeoff; part of me wants to avoid the new episodes like the plague in the hopes that the show will be retooled, but another part is pure fanboy, and wants to see every episode, regardless of content.

Ok, so it's a metaphor! Well then, do you sit around making fun of said relative and talking about how you wish it'd just die already and complain about how shitty they've gotten? ;)

http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=50748

I will never look at Apu or Homer in the same way ever again :(

And, with that, I don't plan on clicking that link.

"Ahhh!! Mr. Simpson, I am going to cum!! I am going to cum in your fat, blubbery mouth!! UGHHHHH!!"

I'd say the same, but I have a feeling that it's the "Auuuugggghhhh! Mr Simpson!" story that jamesman used to link to, so I've already been scarred.

[Fathom Zero]

How long were you doing that?

[Fathom Zero]

GODDAMN IT, I DID IT AGAIN.

[Tadao]

About me being fat...I don't think anyone's disputing that shit.

With her, I don't quite see it. Could just be me.

Did you spit your baby out yet?

[Pub Lover]

I want to make a George Carlin isn't dead thread. :(

[Pub Lover]

I thought it was really funny. I had not seen the original series though, so I can't comment on how it compares.

What the hell Canada? >:

[Kitsa]

Did you spit your baby out yet?

Yes.

[Pub Lover]

Was she ok?

[Kitsa]

No.

[Fathom Zero]

Awww damn.

What happened?

[Pub Lover]

I know it doesn't mean much, but I'm sorry for your loss. :(

My condolences.

[Kitsa]

Fathom Zero: They were premature identical twins. I had one who died, then I was able to hold on to the other one for a month more, but she died too.

Pub Lover: Thank you.

[Fathom Zero]

FUCK.

I hate life.

[Tadao]

:(

[HickMan]

I forgot about the Will Smith comment :o

[Fathom Zero]

I need a drink something fierce, guys.

Today has been relentlessly shitty and I have no reason to believe the rest of it nor tomorrow will be any better.

The one saving grace is that tomorrow I get to go pick up my check. With my luck, they'll probably lose it.

[Kitsa]

Try scotch...works for me.

EDIT: Unless you're underage. If you're underage, drink milk with a little umbrella in it.

[Fathom Zero]

Does it matter? I want to destroy myself.

[Kitsa]

I don't know if it matters or not.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Jameson works wonders.

[Pub Lover]

I got snow in my beer. :(

[Guitar Woman]

it's like fluffy ice!

[Fathom Zero]

What the fuck? Why do you get snow in June aside from being on the other side of the world?

[MattJack]

southern hemisphere BI*CH


:(

[MattJack]

i was jus jokin man i am actually jealous of you having snow in june but not too much cause i went swimming today and it felt great so i guess yea

[Pub Lover]

I'm not a big fan of winter. It looks cool through the window, but it makes going out that much worse.

Plus I have no snow appropriate shoes.

Also, somewhere out in the blizzard there is a flickering power pylon that keeps fragging my modem.

[HickMan]

Find it. And destroy it.

[bigtimecow]

so what's going on in THIS thread

[Fathom Zero]

Misery. :(

[bigtimecow]

typical :lol

[bigtimecow]

i really want some pizza right now

[Fathom Zero]

I have Macaroni and spaetzle.

[Colonel Flagg]

Try scotch...works for me.

EDIT: Unless you're underage. If you're underage, drink milk with a little umbrella in it.

Jameson works wonders.

Woodford Reserve or Knob Creek make for a refreshing change. Kitsa, I'm very sorry for your loss. :(

[Fathom Zero]

The day just get's shittier and shittier. http://www.destructoid.com/ghostbusters-game-will-have-100-less-rick-moranis-91932.phtml

[Kitsa]

I can't remember the last brand of scotch I had. Right now I want a giant margarita made with the good stuff.

Thanks Col. Flagg...

[bigtimecow]

oi, i've been skeptical about this game since day one

[Fathom Zero]

I reserved it. :(

They got all the Ghostbusters and the receptionist what's-her-name, if I remember correctly.

[Pub Lover]

Thanks for repeating what I just said new guy.
Ouch, was that a vicious 'anti-newb' remark, or am I just being overly sensitive?
Are you kidding at vicious, you useless sack of shit? That was practically hugging your shitpot face and giving your wankhardened dickclasping hands the keys to the boards, you fecally infected puss-sore. Jesus, you're so fucking dumb I hope I bloodywell die before seeing you post again. >:

[Tadao]

:lol

[Chojin]

hail, fellow cimmerians

also sry kitsa :<

[Kitsa]

Thanks.

Tried one of those Dairy Queen coffee drinks tonight. It sucked. It was made with instant coffee....blarrrgggg.

[Esuohlim]

on a slight digression, the In Rainbows I downloaded doesn't work anymore. What's the deal with that?

Saad sighting :eek

[Pub Lover]

Everyone read :[

I need 60 bucks to get my car fixed, so I can start my job.

Somebody lend me 60 buuucks, and I can get ya back on either the 1st or 15th of next month.

:x


paypal = dannytatom@gmail.com

http://www.crazylanka.com/bicycle.jpg

Nice try Danny, or should I say, Nigerian Prince?

epic story on what happened to your car plz

i was leaving the boondocks and flies wouldn't gtfo of my car so i wasn't paying attention to the road and hit a curb, popped my tire, and fucked up the rim lol :[

I'd so donate money to you but I am still waiting for noob3 to post pictures of the bacon he bought after the noob3 hunger drive. I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THE MONEY IS GOING TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

hahaha liquid ;o

wasn't I supposed to give noob3 that money?

guys all i need now is like 20 bucks

I'll give you money when Sam posts drumming4buddha's boobs :(

sam you better do it >:

and soon, i was supposed to start today >:

noone ever sent me money for the noob3 hunger bacon drive :(

good thing i still have your address!

haha liquid did you get fired already

naaahh, i don't even start yet >:

omg so now my car is towed and i need 300 bucks total to get it out of the impound and fix the tire
UGH, i have no way of making money

i can't get any kind of loans because i haven't had my job and/or back account for 30+ days. :/

what are these lies liquidstatik :(


lol @ getting a loan to get a car out of the impound :lol

epic story on why your car got towed plz

Guys I need about $300 by today!

hey can anybody spare some food stamps????

Does anyone have a spare prosthetic leg so I can start my job?

i'm supposed to start, but i haven't yet ;o


i found money so nvm you guys 8]

yeah usually if you're "supposed" to be there and you aren't you get fired. this entire story of yours has been sketchy my friend. What is your job anyways?

hes probably an illegal day laborer who posts using public library computers.

home health care 8]

AND NVM GUYS, my friends dads payin for it. ;o

You're a real career ladder, ruthless type of guy.

Thank Kee-Rsyt you know how to beg and blow, beeg time.

huh :x

terra shut up!!!!!!!! BITCH

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/scrucasket.jpg

[WhiteRat]

Would you like to see the ruins my friend?

[Pub Lover]

Am I displaying my Horgon again? :x

[liquidstatik]

TERRA IS A BITCH THO

[HickMan]

I remember terra and she always talked about sex. I bet she's like the ret*rd that comes to the YMCA and hits on me and talks about sex. I bet Terra's like that guys. Big sexual ret*rd

[Esuohlim]

TERRA GOT PREGNET AND STOPPED POSTING THEN POSTED AGAIN WHEN SHE WAS NO LONGER PREGNET

BASED ON THIS PATTERN I THINK I KNOW WHY TERRA'S NOT POSTING AGAIN :eek

[Esuohlim]

SHE'S PROBABLY DEAD :lol

[HickMan]

Good call :lol

[Seven Force]

FUCK...TARD?

[Esuohlim]

HI 7 F

[HickMan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDdPuCsOLaQ

[HickMan]

This thread is the only thing worth posting in anymore IMO

[Cedar]

the user cp link should be renamed gives me urges...

[Fathom Zero]

Where can I download Firefox 2.Whatever? 3 isn't working for me at all.

[Fathom Zero]

Nevermind, I just found it on tucows.

[Pub Lover]

Seven Force's N*gnog comment got deleted. :lol

SCANDALIZED! :eek

[Pub Lover]

This thread is the only thing worth posting in anymore IMO

So Clay already left and he gave his account to Danny?

[liquidstatik]

w/e pub YOU THINK SO TOO :x

[liquidstatik]

my mouse died and i have to use this dumb touchpad now ugh ;_;

[liquidstatik]

shwoer time :eek

[Pub Lover]

I think the exact opposite. I think this thread is a torrid sinkhole of suck. It's only redeeming feature is that it allows me to spew my unfunny nonsense without interrupting other people's enjoyment of the rest of the forum.

[liquidstatik]

yeah w/e

[Pub Lover]

King of comebacks.

What happened to your job?

[liquidstatik]

gotta work in a couple hours :o

[liquidstatik]

p.s. king of whineallthetime :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

D:

[Pub Lover]

p.s. king of whineallthetime :rolleyes

Pretty much. ;)some girls can pull off the big sunglasses, they can look sexy sometimes

[ElPila666]

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8104/unclesamposterst3.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[ElPila666]

I heard that obama smokes reefer sometimes, is that true? also hillary was a hippie long ago i think

[Fathom Zero]

I'm locked in a room right now.

I could take apart the window, but it's storming outside and I wouldn't be able to get back in.

[ElPila666]

The movie Twister was awesome it is a shame that they didn't make it a sequel

[Pub Lover]

I thought they did, but it had a volcano.

[ElPila666]

The Chile's last exploded volcano make a big disaster, fortunately the citizens were evacuated days before, i cry thinking about those animals that couldn't make it poor horsies poor sheepies :'(

[Pub Lover]

All the animals El Pila couldn't love in their lifetime. :tear

DAMN YOU, VULCAN! >:

[Kitsa]

Every volcano documentary I see contains at least one cantankerous old bastard who refuses to leave his house and ends up buried alive in ash and rubble at the end.

One on National Geographic had the scientists die at the end. You see them go up the volcano and then nothing...then there's this postscript that said they fell through the crust and were incinerated, or something like that. That'd be a bad way to go.

[Pub Lover]

I dunno who you are but welcome back, I suppose.

:hypno

[LordSappington]

Oh go die

[Pub Lover]

I dunno who you are but welcome back, I suppose.

:hypno

[LordSappington]

Blah blah blee blah

[Pub Lover]

...trying to... ...look... ...away...
I dunno who you are but welcome back, I suppose.

:hypno

[LordSappington]

Well of course I don't know who she is, I'm a n00b, remember?

[Pub Lover]

I dunno who you are but welcome back, I suppose.

:hypno

[Fathom Zero]

Well of course I don't know who she is, I'm a n00b, remember?

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

...have... ...other... ...things...
...to... ...say...


...plus...


...joke... ...has...


...been...

...band...





...wagoned...






...but...





I dunno who you are but welcome back, I suppose.
:hypno

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

:hypno

[Tadao]

Leave him alone already

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/tadaosigsaplol.jpg
:lol

[Pub Lover]

I dunno who you are but welcome back, I suppose.

Well of course I don't know who she is, I'm a n00b, remember?



It's just so... well, hypnotic. :hypno


Hypnotically stupid. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Fathom Zero]

It's so hot, I want to run around screaming nude.

[HickMan]

hi guys we should all post pictures of ourselves flexing with no shirts on...not that i'm gay or anything...justd a thought ya know

[Fathom Zero]

Good to know.

[HickMan]

AND IF YOU DON'T YOUR A FAT INTERNET NERD

[Fathom Zero]

How about I send my clique-mob to break your beautiful musician hands?

[HickMan]

Is that from a movie :rolleyes

[MattJack]

like not in a gay way, but just like hangin out like a couple of bros?

[Pub Lover]

I'm a skinny & pasty internet nerd.

Plus it's far too cold to take my shirt off.

[HickMan]

yeah brah lets kick it

[HickMan]

Do it like OAO did

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2006/oao.jpg

[MattJack]

oh shi* pub just said put up or shut *p

[MattJack]

ware mah camruh fone?

[HickMan]

keep em up guys if 10 ppl do it I'll do mine

[Pub Lover]

http://imgboot.com/images/MattJack/hitlerafi.jpg (http://imgboot.com/)

their new album is kinda whack, but Davy Havok and Adolf Hitler do have some pretty sweet harmonies :\
:lol
attn: all vets
your every reply does not absolutely have to contain a message telling a new person to shut up


Yeah, you mean vets, leave those new people alone! >:

[Kitsa]

I'll sit this one out. You can thank me later.

[MattJack]

*itch

[MattJack]

jus joken ge*z

[Pub Lover]

keep em up guys if 10 ppl do it I'll do mine

I'm pretty sure I've seen you without your shirt on.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.amazon.com/Digital-Leisure-Dragons-Lair-Blu-ray/dp/B000IMUYRE/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1214358827&sr=8-24

Fuck it, I'm buying a PS3 tomarra.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_6396.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

FATHOM ZERO, WOULD PLEASE STOP RIDING MY BALLS! :orgasm

[Fathom Zero]

FATHOM ZERO, WOULD PLEASE STOP RIDING MY BALLS! :orgasm

:hypno

[Pub Lover]

HARDER, HARDER!

[Pub Lover]

Thanks for making an extremely deceptive thread title you internet jerk

ouch...Notice I didnt post RIP, though...

Ouch? Ouch? Ou-ch?

I will scream obscenities at you. Then you can say 'Ouch'.

[Esuohlim]

I'd post myself with my shirt off if there were more hot babes on here that would give me their phone numbers afterwards :picklehat

[Fathom Zero]

:hypno

[Esuohlim]

READ AS: NO THIS THREAD IS A SAUSAGE FEST :ANGRY

[Pub Lover]

Homophobe. >:

[Pub Lover]

Yeah ok that's all well and good but the tattoo in the picture is on her right wrist, geeeeeeeeeeezzzz

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/posh-small2.jpg

[WhiteRat]

Hey Tadao, are you watching the video for Rock the Casbah?

[Kitsa]

I didn't know if something screwy had happened with the pic.

[MattJack]

yea like someone photoshopped a half naked man pinching his nipples while having a note to Jixby Philips tucked away in his pants?

[Pub Lover]

Hey Tadao, are you watching the video for Rock the Casbah?

No, he just has the soul of Joe Strummer trapped in a box.

[Pub Lover]

Maybe. Or things could be reversed (maybe some fact checker fucked up).
Like that time mysterio got Nick Fury's picture from the paper and Spiderman totally knew. :johnstewart

[HickMan]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_6396.jpg
is that vince vaughn?

[Tadao]

I'm really a girl :(

[Esuohlim]

ME TOO

[liquidstatik]

thanks for locking that thread mihlouse, that guy was just plain awful :x

[Sethomas]

I just read that my favorite professor I've had was born fifty years to the day before me. I wonder if his antipathy towards that date is equal to mine, especially since he probably has few ahead of him.

[MarioRPG]

I think Tadao has Dr. Dre in a can.

[Tadao]

Drum Tobacco

[MetalMilitia]

...smells like bacon.

[Tadao]

I hope resident-adam comes over here to post. He's dreamy!

[Kitsa]

I shut a car door on my leg yesterday. The bruise is awesome.

[Colonel Flagg]

Photo please.:)

[Pub Lover]

You can't ask for photos in here until you've accomplished the Hickman challenge.

[Fathom Zero]

When I get back from Hell again I'm gonna be so elegant the relevence of my benevolence is evident.

[liquidstatik]

Well it's not like the people on this forum would pass up an opportunity to show how outrageous they are.

MM, your avatar is a cat with shades in a suit, dude :x

[liquidstatik]

what i'm sayin is you suck just as hard get over yourself :x

[bigtimecow]

what's up fellas. i'm at work and hella ready to chat

[Chojin]

seriously, a cat in sunglasses is just as bad as a guy that is unabashedly racist and posts pictures of hannah montana covered in jism.

[liquidstatik]

exactly dudde thanks

[bigtimecow]

lol danny is racist

[Fathom Zero]

Whoop, there it is!

[liquidstatik]

i'm so not racist though btw >::

[Fathom Zero]

I'm off to work guys! Don't go changing!

[liquidstatik]

whats up bigtimecow 8]

[bigtimecow]

not much mr. tatom. i need to confirm that underground thing!

[liquidstatik]

you SHOULD :o

you have to post in the forums sometimes though which is pretty lame ;_;

[bigtimecow]

as long as the forums are ghey they i won't mind

[liquidstatik]

i just use the smile emoticon every now and then when nobody slookin

[bigtimecow]

sweet. today sucks

[liquidstatik]

YEAH KINDA, it's boring for sure :(

[bigtimecow]

okay, maybe i'm not ready to chat :( sorry bye

[Pub Lover]

I don't think it's cool to lay down the ethnic slurs on a new person as they might take it seriously.

I prefer to find out if they recently lost a loved one, and riff on that.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-dog-helps-criminal-you-get-away.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-when-ewoks-go-bad.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-little-dog-teases-big-cat.jpg
:lol
:lol
:lol
:lol
:lol
:lol
:lol
:lol

[liquidstatik]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-they-see-me-boating.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-dog-hurt-by-kittens-harsh-words.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-dog-helps-criminal-you-get-away.jpg

THAT DOG ISN'T WEARING A SEATBELT! WHAT A FUCKING NEGLIGENT OWNER!

[Seven Force]

[IMAGE MACRO]

[Seven Force]

Seven Force's N*gnog comment got deleted. :lol

SCANDALIZED! :eek

nignog's not even a slur :lol why would they do that?

WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM

[Pub Lover]

BRIAN, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTHING RACIST. THIS IS DUE TO YOUR APPLICATION TO BE CONSIDERED SOLELY WHITE HAS BEEN APPROVED. YOU ARE NOW A CRACKA, SIR.

[Seven Force]

ok maybe it is but its better than the other word that we're banned from saying

[Seven Force]

BRIAN, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTHING RACIST. THIS IS DUE TO YOUR APPLICATION TO BE CONSIDERED SOLELY WHITE HAS BEEN APPROVED. YOU ARE NOW A CRACKA, SIR.

well there's an upside and a downside to everything i guess :o

[Pub Lover]

THE FIRST STEP IS TO PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP SO WE CAN'T SEE YOUR BOXERS

[Seven Force]

fuck now i actually have to try and be funny

[liquidstatik]

YOU ARE NOW A CRACKA, SIR.

REPORETED

[Pub Lover]

THEN YOU MUST FORGET HOW TO DANCE, THIS ONE MIGHT BE HARD FOR YOU, AS WE KNOW YOU LIKE TO GET DOWN ON IT, BUT YOU MUST BE STRONG.

[Seven Force]

id take a pic of my boxers but im at work

[Pub Lover]

REPORETED

Lord Sappington seriously did that to me yesterday. :(

BUT WITH LUCK DOCTOR BOOGIE DIDN'T CARE, AND ROG BARR WAS LENIENT BECAUSE I LIKE HIS WIFE... wait, hat?

[Pub Lover]

id take a pic of my boxers but im at work

THE NORMAL THIRD STEP WILL NOT BE NECESSARY AS YOUR PENIS IS ALREADY WITHIN THE WHITE RANGE OF SIZES, IE NORMAL

AND NOT A CRAZY HORSE DICK OR SOMETHING

[liquidstatik]

i was really gonna do it but right before i hit the submit button i decided against it ;_;

[liquidstatik]

i'm such a wusss

[Seven Force]

Selectively bred to be quite fleet-footed, much akin to horses

[Pub Lover]

ALSO, YOUR YEARS OF OBSESSIVE VIDEO GAME PLAYING HAS REMOVED ALL OF YOUR LATENT ATHLETIC ABILTY

[Seven Force]

i was really gonna do it but right before i hit the submit button i decided against it ;_;

also this

[Pub Lover]

Selectively bred to be quite fleet-footed, much akin to horses

YOU WILL STILL BE HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER BY WHITE WIMMIN EVERYWHERE, BUT YOUR HOMOSEXUALLY AND PENCHANT FOR THE CRAZIES WILL BE SURE TO NEGATE THAT ISSUE

[liquidstatik]

PUB AR ETHERE A BUNCH OF N*GGER LOVERS IN NEW ZEALAND LIKE IN THE US? I SWEAR IN LIKE AYEAR ALL US WHITE MEN WILL HAVE TO RESORT TO MEXICANS FOR LOVE

[Pub Lover]

Sure, why not.

[Seven Force]

There's always asian women, it worked for Riggo44 or whatever

then again he's a skeeze

[Seven Force]

heres to hopin' someone remembers that flash-in-a-pan :eek

[liquidstatik]

there aren't asians where i live :(

[liquidstatik]

AND PUB THAT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION, all the white girls here are wantin black dick all the time, leaving us white men with no girls to fuck unless we wanna fuck black chicks, but they don't wanna fuck us 'cause we're not black :/

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/hecantalker.gif

[Pub Lover]

AND PUB THAT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION, all the white girls here are wantin black dick all the time, leaving us white men with no girls to fuck unless we wanna fuck black chicks, but they don't wanna fuck us 'cause we're not black :/

Uh, I really din't want to say it but ok...

WE HAVE REALLY STRICT IMMIGRATION RULES AND BLACK DUDES AIN'T ON THE LIST


I'm not kidding. :(

[Pub Lover]

there aren't asians where i live :(

What about the wife of that old dude?

[Seven Force]

the monkeys in that pic look mixed as well :eek

[liquidstatik]

okay well theres ASIAN here, not asians :x

[Pub Lover]

Dang. :(
is that GW in your avatar? or is it you and there's a dollar store out there somewhere that sells cookie-cutters in the shape of "hopeless unfunny animu faggot"

Leave El Pila alone, he's in love.

[liquidstatik]

and :lol no wonder y'all have such a low crime rate pub :x

[liquidstatik]

The Australian Boomers will see some fresh faces when they take on the New Zealand Tall Blacks in the opening game of the 2008 Ramsay Shield in Auckland


hahahha, oh man

[liquidstatik]

and your ruby team is named All Blacks? :eek

[Seven Force]

i guess you could say they'll win this tournament

...in spades

[Pub Lover]

and your ruby team is named All Blacks? :eek

Strip colour, not race. They're Hawaiians.

[liquidstatik]

yuh, i saw a picture, it's why i laughed ;_;

[Pub Lover]

You should have posted it with some funny words written on it as if they were talking like people.

[HickMan]

sup dudes we talkin bout girls we've fcked?

[Pub Lover]

sup dudes we talkin bout girls we've fcked?

I did post a rather short list of them up there, as it happens. :(

[HickMan]

repost it cuz I wasn't paying attn

[Pub Lover]

:tear

[Pub Lover]

i thought this was going to be a thread about fancy restaurants

The key difference being I can get into a fancy restaurant.

[Pub Lover]

The key difference being I can get into a fancy restaurant.

No, I can't. :(

[Pub Lover]

Hell yes, hannah montana is the shit!

:x

[Tadao]

FUCKING CHINKS!

[Pub Lover]

It's the only racism I've ever felt bad for using publicly. :(

Damn Chinamen. >:

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[HickMan]

happy 1700th page guys

[Mockery]

Hooray. Seems like 700 was just yesterday. Onward to 2000!

(unless I decide to be a dick and lock this thread forever at 1999, at which point, we all party ;))

[HickMan]

You should. Makes me remember the whole Y2K scare :posh

[Esuohlim]

There's hella asians here, but they're all essentially white people. We have a few blacks too but they're also white as hell.

OH WAIT WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THIS ANYMORE, FINE

[Esuohlim]

THIS THREAD IS ONLY BUSY WHEN I'M NOT AROUND AND I HAVE TO CATCH UP ON LIKE 6 PAGES FUCK. THAT.

Although page 1698 has some genuinely lol Pub posting :eek

[HickMan]

Every pub post is lol. Maybe he should go on tv. We should encourage him to follow his dream and have a better outlook on himself...

[HickMan]

http://www.pimpmytshirt.com/images/front.gif

[Esuohlim]

[img-buffmilhousemuscles.jpg]

I'LL EDIT THIS POST LATER WITH MY PICTURE

[WhiteRat]

Mexicans are everywhere!

[HickMan]

http://www.e-lindsay.com/centura_careers/images/assoc_photos/asian_guy.jpg
"So are brack peopre"

[bigtimecow]

i have a headache. how doth i cure ith?

[Pub Lover]

Kitsa won the HARASSMENT GAME. :(
Jeanette came a pretty good second.

No one harass those guys, they'll win.

The rest of you suck.

[WhiteRat]

piss off you tosser

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/big-loser.png

[liquidstatik]

I DIDN'T READ THAT WHITERAP BUT I BET IT WAS REAL DUMB

[bigtimecow]

you're missing out danny, it was lol

[liquidstatik]

it's a lot of words though :(

[liquidstatik]

SUM IT UP FOR ME?

[Fathom Zero]

fleshlights

[bigtimecow]

fat guy small dick flesh light disappointment suicide

[liquidstatik]

odang

[bigtimecow]

k, bedtime. dentist appointment tomorrow >:

[liquidstatik]

Wnan hit this j?

[Esuohlim]

WHITERAT WHY HASN'T CHOJIN CHANGED YOUR NAME TO "JERKDOUGLAS" YET