I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Esuohlim]

I saw Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle last night and I totally expected a shitting-girls scene before it happened >:

[The Retro Kat]

So...you were disappointed, then?

[The Retro Kat]

I really think that the I-Mock Christmas banner should have a snowman fucking Shannon Elizabeth like in Jack Frost.

[Seven Force]

Girl: so what year did the Germans invade America?
Teacher: ...They didn't.
Girl: SO WHY ARE THERE GERMANS HERE
Teacher: They immigrated.
Girl: JUST LIKE THEY IMMIGRATED JEWS INTO SLAVERY
Teacher: ...
Student: Don't you mean concentration camps?
Girl: JEWS CAN'T CONCENTRATE!
Entire class: :lol

True story.

[Guitar Woman]

shanghai_mccoy: being a good jedi is for faggots >:
trancesapphire: I like being good for a while and making carth trust me then betraying him
trancesapphire: then killing everyone but bastilla and HK-47
shanghai_mccoy: that's what I did lol =(
shanghai_mccoy: I was good until you decide to side with Bastilla or fight her and I picked side with her and I killed the black guy and the cat chick and then I made the wookie kill Random and then AND THEN I KILLED THE WOOKIE AND CARTH
trancesapphire: Random?
shanghai_mccoy: yeah
shanghai_mccoy: the Twi'lek girl
shanghai_mccoy: isn't that her name I don't remember
shanghai_mccoy: RANSOM
shanghai_mccoy: something like that ;_;
trancesapphire: you mean Mission right
shanghai_mccoy: OH MISSION
shanghai_mccoy: FUCK
shanghai_mccoy: I KNEW IT WAS SOME KIND OF WORD THAT ISN"T NORMALLY A NAME >:
I don't know why I didn't get YIM earlier :lol

[Guitar Woman]

Oh fuck I just put a soda in the freezer to make it get cold real fast and it exploded cuz i forgot abuot it :lol

[Guitar Woman]

When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine,
If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
You'll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.
I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone,
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride,
Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera Chuck & Dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

[kellychaos]

Girl: so what year did the Germans invade America?
Teacher: ...They didn't.
Girl: SO WHY ARE THERE GERMANS HERE
Teacher: They immigrated.
Girl: JUST LIKE THEY IMMIGRATED JEWS INTO SLAVERY
Teacher: ...
Student: Don't you mean concentration camps?
Girl: JEWS CAN'T CONCENTRATE!
Entire class: :lol

True story.

Where the hell did "student" come from? ... shut up.

[xbxDaniel]

I can't wait for you all to mock me. I'm giddy as a school girl. :)

[Seven Force]

You mean nobody does already?

-----------------------------

We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (LEAVING GROUND)
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown... :(

[xbxDaniel]

Not really, they sort of just get angry at me and walk away. I leave feeling empty in the end, and like I wasn't truly humiliated. There are apparently better prey for the top of the line mockers.

EDIT: Hell, any mocker probably.

[kellychaos]

I can't wait for you all to mock me. I'm giddy as a school girl. :)

If we met in person, I would SO punch you in the face.

[Seven Force]

I'd then buy you a drink. :posh

fake edit: Kellychaos, not xbxMCj. >:

[Sam]

shanghai_mccoy: being a good jedi is for faggots >:
trancesapphire: I like being good for a while and making carth trust me then betraying him
trancesapphire: then killing everyone but bastilla and HK-47
shanghai_mccoy: that's what I did lol =(
shanghai_mccoy: I was good until you decide to side with Bastilla or fight her and I picked side with her and I killed the black guy and the cat chick and then I made the wookie kill Random and then AND THEN I KILLED THE WOOKIE AND CARTH
trancesapphire: Random?
shanghai_mccoy: yeah
shanghai_mccoy: the Twi'lek girl
shanghai_mccoy: isn't that her name I don't remember
shanghai_mccoy: RANSOM
shanghai_mccoy: something like that ;_;
trancesapphire: you mean Mission right
shanghai_mccoy: OH MISSION
shanghai_mccoy: FUCK
shanghai_mccoy: I KNEW IT WAS SOME KIND OF WORD THAT ISN"T NORMALLY A NAME >:
I don't know why I didn't get YIM earlier :lol

YOU CAN'T BE AWSOME UNLESS YOU HAVE AN IM CONVERSATION WITH ME AND THEN POST IT IN HERE

[Comrade Rocket]

ITS HOTH COLD

IM GOING TO SLICE UP A FAT PERSON WITH MY LIGHTSABER AND USE HIM TO KEEP ME WARM.

[Sam]

WOW WHAT AN AWSOME CLERKS ANIMATED SERIES REFERENCE :ROLLEYES

[GADZOOKS]

A BABY'S GOTTA DO WHAT A BABY'S GOTTA DO, AM I RIGHT COMRADE ROCKET

[Seven Force]

LOUD NOISES

[Archduke Tips]

One time I told some people that I was sponsoring a contest in which a large sri-lankan man would attempt to eat a manta ray in one sitting.

[Seven Force]

Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for you love O.K.


Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day orTWWWWOOOOOO


So needless to say, I'm odds and ends
But that's me, stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is O.K.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry.


Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or TWWWOOOO.


The things that you say
Is it live or just to play
My worries away
You're all the things I've got to remember
You shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway


Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or TWWOOOOOO

[Comrade Rocket]

WOW WHAT AN AWSOME CLERKS ANIMATED SERIES REFERENCE :ROLLEYES

IT WAS AN AWESOME QUOTE SHUDDUP

[xbxDaniel]

This site is distracting me from writing my paper up. :/

[Guitar Woman]

THANKS ALOT YOU CUNT, THIS THREAD WAS JUST STARTING TO GET AWESOME >:

[nothing4buddha]

it will never be awesome as long as it's in GB

[Emu]

sure, with that attitude

when did you stop drumming btw

[xbxDaniel]

GW makes me laugh.

[Esuohlim]

THE THEME OF PAGE 512 WILL BE "POST PICS OF UR BOOBS" SO LADIES YOU MUST COMPLY (THIS MEANS U)

[Guitar Woman]

milhouse you know I would but I'm too poor to afford a digital camera :(

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Guitar Woman]

Don't be too sad I'm only a B anyway :(

[The Retro Kat]

Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

[The Retro Kat]

Hey, sevenforce, where did you quote you sig from, I don't remember saying that?

[Guitar Woman]

THANKS FOR ALSO RUINING THIS THREAD YOU FAGGOT
YOU AND XBXJMC SHOULD GO HAVE THREAD RUINER FAGGOT BUTT-SEX >:

[xbxDaniel]

GW you promised that if we let you look you wouldn't tell. You, my good miss, have broken my trust. A Fine Day to You! >:

[Seven Force]

Hey, sevenforce, where did you quote you sig from, I don't remember saying that?

An Open Letter To Sethomas (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=363058#363058)

How's it been for you Retro?

[Marc Summers]

Fuck, GW how many people are you going to bitch at today for ruining a "great" thread...

Are you checking in to the red roof inn? :ohmy

[The Retro Kat]

Ahh, I do remember that now. I'd do that to GW, but I think it would implode from UGLY OVERLOAD.

And I'm good, how's about you?

[Guitar Woman]

Uh, if you don't think it would implode from ugly overload, then wouldn't you be saying I'm pretty?

[xbxDaniel]

Bye bye Miss American Pie!

[Seven Force]

Ahh, I do remember that now. I'd do that to GW, but I don't think it would implode from UGLY OVERLOAD.

And I'm good, how's about you?

I'm doing good. I'm about to move up to Chicago in Feb. Hopefully getting my own place. Maybe we should meet up sometime.

Uh, if you don't think it would implode from ugly overload, then wouldn't you be saying I'm pretty?

No, he's implying that his penis is indestructible and powerful against all types of ugly. You could've realized that from reading my sig. :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

your sig just implies that he enjoys cock-slapping people.

[MetalMilitia]

who doesn't

[Comrade Rocket]

Mushrooooooooom STAMP!!!!

[Sam]

I approve of Comrade Rocket posting in this thread. :rock

[MetalMilitia]

I just realised that i have now been on this forum for over 12 hours... I really should have dont something constructive today :(

[Comrade Rocket]

I approve of my new avatar

also

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Wooshi/1133878572815.jpg

:O

[The Retro Kat]

Uh, if you don't think it would implode from ugly overload, then wouldn't you be saying I'm pretty?

I'm crafty.

[nothing4buddha]

Don't be too sad I'm only a B anyway :(

we should start a club :(

[Guitar Woman]

For every Sam and Comrade Rocket post in this thread there is a xbxJMc or Retro Kat post there to completely ruin it. >:

[Comrade Rocket]

Don't be too sad I'm only a B anyway :(

we should start a club :(

Amber had one that was a B and one that was a C.

i saw her on myspace :O

[Big McLargehuge]

i don't understand boob sizes pls ladies explain.


and my girlfriend is a 36 D ;)

[The Retro Kat]

What do you get when you put a big titted porn star on an Imax screen?

[The Retro Kat]

A 3D Movie!!1lol

[Emu]

comrade rocket what's that movie in your sig from

[Guitar Woman]

Ha ha ha, I'm gonna be in Romeo & Juliet :lol

[Sethomas]

Romeo y Julieta is one of my favorite cigar brands. The Cuban ones are much better, though.

[Guitar Woman]

Seth watch out you might get cancer :(

[Comrade Rocket]

comrade rocket what's that movie in your sig from

I belive its from silent hill 2 or the teaser trailer for the silent hill movie :O

[Emu]

MESSAGE TO YOU PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY LIVE IN/NEAR BLOOMINGTON:

Visit the Monster Pawn shop and tell the owner I'm sick of seeing his commercial. >:

[Sethomas]

Umm, I live in Bloomington, Indiana. Does that count? :/

[MetalMilitia]

Im super tierd and need to be in uni at 9 tomorrow but am staying up playing loud, annoying, bassy music just to piss off my housemates who would usually be doing the same thing right about now.

I hope they dont appreciate it enough to make it worth my while.

[Dr. Boogie]

MESSAGE TO YOU PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY LIVE IN/NEAR BLOOMINGTON:

Visit the Monster Pawn shop and tell the owner I'm sick of seeing his commercial. >:

Bah. Ed's a great guy.

And just be glad the Midwest Exchange Rod Stewart commercial isn't being shown anymore.

[Seven Force]

I'm about to move out on my own.

Scary shit. :(

[Pub Lover]

Hey Wooshi, Kari Byron! :love

Seth watch out you might get cancer :(
:lol

[Emu]

MESSAGE TO YOU PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY LIVE IN/NEAR BLOOMINGTON:

Visit the Monster Pawn shop and tell the owner I'm sick of seeing his commercial. >:

Bah. Ed's a great guy.

And just be glad the Midwest Exchange Rod Stewart commercial isn't being shown anymore.

Oh, that's right. I think I tried to wipe that one from memory. :(

[Guitar Woman]

hey pub what's your avatar from?

[MetalMilitia]

Its an english series called farscape which was awsome for about 1 or 2 serises then sucked big time.

[Pub Lover]

It's an American show that was partially made in Australia. It is called Farscape. MM, don't let Protoclown or AChimp hear you saying anything bad about the show or they will ban you.

As for my avatar, I was going back to Jessica Alba, but I saw the Chiana one in my photobucket account from when AChimp had his own forums. Sexy Alien > Jessica Alba

[Pub Lover]

Apparently Fartin Mowler quit the internet again, but this time because he's forty. He left me a message & everything, but it was on the FYB forum, & I don't go there because I'm not funny enough, or I'm a big jerk or something... What was the reason, Gadzooks?

Thing is, I didn't notice he was gone. :/ :/ :/ :/

Just like the other dozen times he quit.

[GADZOOKS]

The reason I sent to the proboards office was Poor Sportmanship in Literati, but the real reason is we didn't want Guitar Womens hanging around there.

It's not like that threads hopping with fun lately, although Mr. Adventure showed up and gave a few chuckles.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm leaving for a while >:

And I mean it this time, don't try to stop me again buddha >:

[GADZOOKS]

good one

SNACK BREAK

http://infolab.stanford.edu/~widom/photos/icecream.jpg

What kinda kid eats nightcrawlers, an american kid!

[The Retro Kat]

Big ones
Little ones
Itsy Bitsy tiny ones
I guess I'll go eat worms

[Jixby Phillips]

Guitar Woman, more like guitar WORMan

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/k/r/krippa/worman.jpg

pleeeeeeeeeeease come closer so i can act angry with you and also act like i'm above things

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/k/r/krippa/worman.jpg

i am a creeeeeeeep and i dont knoooooooow ittttttttttttttttt

[Jixby Phillips]

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/k/r/krippa/worman.jpg

under arrest? but why officer? Its because I fuck cows

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/k/r/krippa/worman.jpg

I did not realize, that it was illegal to do that!!

[Jixby Phillips]

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/k/r/krippa/worman.jpg

I'm going to go take a bath

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/k/r/krippa/worman.jpg

whoops I just now realized that I'm already ALL WET

[Jixby Phillips]

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/k/r/krippa/worman.jpg

stupid people think i'm funny

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/k/r/krippa/worman.jpg

also my neighbors racist dog barks at me as if I TOO were one of the non-whites

[The Retro Kat]

Nonsense, you are one of the whites.

[GADZOOKS]

Guitar Woman I'll give you a count of 3 COUNT EM 3 LESLIE NIELSEN FACIAL EXPRESSIONS to say something funny.

ARE YOU READY? GO!

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.peoples.ru/art/cinema/actor/nielsen/nielsen_6.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.peoples.ru/art/cinema/actor/nielsen/nielsen_2.jpg

[Seven Force]

1!

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.peoples.ru/art/cinema/actor/nielsen/nielsen_3.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

And TIME IS UP. let's see you answer.



While it ain't much it certaintly the most funniest thing you ever said, congratulations! Let's see what you wagered.



Oh! Darn, you gain nothing from that. So our champion for tonight is Jixby Phillips with a grand total of 12,000 chuckles, Stay tune for the 5 O' Clock news.

[Seven Force]

Hello i'm Linda Yu and this is Eyewitness 7 news at 5, here are the top stories we have for you tonight:

GW sucks

and now here's field reporter GADZOOKS with more info. How are you GADZOOKS?

[Dr. Fu]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/8138/eggdance5zt.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Jixby Phillips]

dr fuCK OFF

[Seven Force]

I swear to fucking god you're annoying, Dr. Fu. You know that? I'm making your stay most unenjoyable.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.mis.nsysu.edu.tw/~frlin/index.jpg

What did you do to your face in the middle picture, and why do you look like the asian Gerhard Reinke?

[GADZOOKS]

Also, Linda Yu, more like Linda EWW. The best female asian reporter in Chicago's is Fox's Nancy Loo.

[Seven Force]

I like them both.

And fuck Fox.

[Comrade Rocket]

YUMI IS WAY HOTTER

[Seven Force]

I'd bang them BOTH.

They're the only reason why I turn past Cartoon Network.
I don't watch the cartoon show though. >:

EDIT: Hey who put that guy there?! :lol

[Pub Lover]

YUMI IS WAY HOTTER
Kari is hotter than both.

[Comrade Rocket]

YUMI IS WAY HOTTER
Kari is hotter than both.

this i wont deny.

[Seven Force]

I'd bang them BOTH.

I still stand by my first statement.

[ziggytrix]

NO POSTS EXIST FOR THIS TOPIC.

[Pub Lover]

NO POSTS EXIST FOR THIS TOPIC.
I wish. :(

[Pub Lover]

ROFL I'M A HYDRA HEAD! :lol2

[MetalMilitia]

I just found out that the guy who played Uncle phil also did the voice for shredder in the teenage mutant hero turtles cartoon. :eek

[Jixby Phillips]

no shit you fucking twerp

[Dr. Fu]

:D






Tila Nguyen.

[Esuohlim]

Oh goddmanit >:

[ziggytrix]

ROFL I'M A HYDRA HEAD! :lol2

No, you're fairly distinctive on this board.

[Marc Summers]

A "new" arnold commercial :/
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6172556998285728198&q=japan&pr=goog-sl

And I laughed at this because I try to make it a habit to laugh at little girls :/
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8663630273311292125&q=japanese+show&pr=goog-sl

Courtesy of my roomate :/

[camacazio]

THIS THREAD IS NOTHING LIKE I REMEMBER IT >:

[Esuohlim]

:(

[executioneer]

well of course they moved it out of mock wars and RUINED IT :(

[executioneer]

and they won't let me edit the title anymore fun ruins >:

[camacazio]

HEY GUYS when I first started posting here I was gonna make a thread all like "who are you afraid of getting mocked by" and I was gonna be all like "Esuohlim" because that stephen hawking icon freaked me the fuck out

[Supafly345]

Wait, I thought it was because I told you of the time he tore me down when I was new.

[sadie]

and they won't let me edit the title anymore fun ruins >:

that's just wrong.

[camacazio]

Stop ruining my street cred Supa.

[Supafly345]

Stop piggy backing on mine.

[Esuohlim]

HEY GUYS when I first started posting here I was gonna make a thread all like "who are you afraid of getting mocked by" and I was gonna be all like "Esuohlim" because that stephen hawking icon freaked me the fuck out

Next to Steve Urkel, Dewey, The Stripcreator Kid, Chris Elliot, Jerry Seinfeld, Jon Lovitz, Al Roker, Pirate Roker, Gay British Bobby Roker, Jeffrey Jones, Bob Saget, Buster Bluth, Michael Bluth, George Costanza, Sponge from Salute Your Shorts, Sammy Davis Jr., Alex Trebek with Ken Jennings, Gay Penny Arcade kid, Esuohlim, and Flippy Esuohlim, that one was my favorite avatar :(

[Esuohlim]

Which reminds me, flippy avatars are so July :(

[Sethomas]

Spinning avatars are FOREVER.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/ava2.jpg
Shit Dawg! That's my Ex! :eek

[ScruU2wice]

Spinning avatars are FOREVER.

I second that..

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/ava2.jpg
Shit Dawg! That's my Ex! :eek

Are you serious? I'm sorry!

[Pub Lover]

She's only half asian, so you should only half like her. ;)

[Pub Lover]

http://www.thefineartcompany.co.uk/figurative/shooting-break.jpg

[Seven Force]

I like the ones that are out of my league. :(

[Immortal Goat]

EVERYONE GO READ THE HEARTWARMING TALE OF MY HOLIDAY CAPERS IN THE GIFT EXCHANGE THREAD! >:

IT WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS AGAIN!

[GADZOOKS]

It made me believe Hickman when he said you had clevage, not christmas.

[Immortal Goat]

:( lol :(

[executioneer]

christmas is CANCELLED :(

[Esuohlim]

not this year i set out grinch traps ;)

[Dr. Fu]

Spinning avatars are FOREVER.

werd, yo

[Gurlugon]

Liar X. Aggerate

[The Retro Kat]

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[GADZOOKS]

Oh no, Willie's thread was deleted, now he won't know all the mean things that were said about him.

[Esuohlim]

Liar X. Aggerate

I am playing this game right now it is my Christmas tradition right now I just got to Threed :picklehateek

[Marc Summers]

I had a crappy dream last night :(

I had psychic powers and which included invisibility and making things levitate and whatnot so I decided to raise havoc at this school...so at first I did little things like make the kids float and bounce off the walls but eventually everyone at the school had gone insane because of the stuff I did...then the kids found me and stopped me from using psychic powers and stuff and chased me in the dark which was really scary because I turned to look behind me and they kept coming no matter how hard I ran...and then they finally caught me and held me while they all had these glowing eyes and one of them cut my hand off with a chainsaw while I pleaded for my life and they just grinned devilishly and then held it up to my neck while I was thrashing around trying to escape :(

and so I wake up this morning in a cold sweat and a fading image of a chainsaw inching closer to my neck :(

[nothing4buddha]

in my dream sam married me because i swallowed :(

[Marc Summers]

I guess that beats my other dream where I was pushed off a cliff by Lara Croft because I hit her with a funnoodle :(

[Esuohlim]

I have actual sex with my girlfriend on a regular basis now :(

But the second Sam dumps you I'm going after you drumming4nothing >:

[nothing4buddha]

the name's nothing4buddha >:

i don't drum anymore :(

[sadie]

how does buddha feel about that?

[Esuohlim]

I'm sure drumming isn't the only thing you could do for buddha. What about playing computer games? Or giving handshakes? :(

[nothing4buddha]

i miss drumming :(

[Seven Force]

I should change my name to drummingforpussy. I would definitely take up drums to get pussy.

Maybe that's why she's nothingforbuddha now, she's not a carpet eater. ;<

[Esuohlim]

Might I suggest hungry4buttah :eek

[Seven Force]

No butter for me, thank you very much. :lol

[Seven Force]

It's Alf! You remember Alf? He's back. In pog form.

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/anti-xanga/alfpogs.jpg

[Seven Force]

So this is what it's like...when doves cry. :tear

[Esuohlim]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/345000/images/_347284_lukebinnersley300.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Seven Force more like "shutup4eva" >:

[executioneer]

i dont know if you guys forgot or anything but let me remind you of the best thread that has ever been on this board

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=5404&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=50

:(

[Esuohlim]

I knew that was going to be it and if it wasn't I was going to be like "Uh no direct your attention over here instead" and then make with the links

[Esuohlim]

Did anyone else notice that Jixby has a toilet paper dispenser over his bed?

[GADZOOKS]

His room is Masterbater-Friendly

[Sam]

SO LET ME TELL YOU GUYS A STORY.

ALMOST EVERY SINGLE NIGHT SEVENFORCE TRIES TO IM DRUMMING4BUDDHA (OR NOTHING4BUDDHA IF YOU MUST) AND TIRES TO GET HIM TO TALK TO HER AND I ALWAYS KNOW WHEN HE DOES BECAUSE SHE GOES "GOD DAMMIT WHY IS THIS ASS STILL TRYING TO TALK TO ME" AND THEN I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH.

And he even said that drummingforpussy thing to her and it sounded really creepy. :/

[Seven Force]

And she can't just say, "I don't want to talk to you", because she has the social skills of a cunt.

If you wanted me to feel bad, you failed. :rolleyes

And I thought drummingforpussy was funny. >:

[Karl Hungus]

creep.

[The Retro Kat]

snap

[Marc Summers]

crackle

[ziggytrix]

STOP

[Esuohlim]

DROP

[MetalMilitia]

AND ROLL

[Seven Force]

That beautiful bean footage!

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.iengraverock.com/images/shutup.jpg

[Seven Force]

Ok.

[Marc Summers]

Don't feed the need

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.iengraverock.com/images/whate.jpg

[Chojin]

ALMOST EVERY SINGLE NIGHT SEVENFORCE TRIES TO IM DRUMMING4BUDDHA (OR NOTHING4BUDDHA IF YOU MUST) AND TIRES TO GET HIM TO TALK TO HER AND I ALWAYS KNOW WHEN HE DOES BECAUSE SHE GOES "GOD DAMMIT WHY IS THIS ASS STILL TRYING TO TALK TO ME" AND THEN I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH.
He does it to me, too. So either both your girlfriend and I are both in trouble or he's just lonely :<

[Emu]

you're both attractive and personable :)

but seriously though where the fuck is your Ralphie avatar, milhouse >:

[Seven Force]

Yeah guys, I'm wearing nothing but a santa's cap right now. ;)

[Esuohlim]

you're both attractive and personable :)

but seriously though where the fuck is your Ralphie avatar, milhouse >:

I realized yesterday while watching it 8 times that I had completely forgotten about my annual Ralphie avatar good call Emu :(

From now until New Years I'll put it up but I don't think this will redeem myself sufficiently oh god :(

[Pub Lover]

Look At Me! :(

[Marc Summers]

Right now I'm imagining a middle-aged asian guy in a cowboy suit and hat singing an obscure lonely cowboy song in engrish and he's smoking a cigarette with a real contemplative look on his face.

Am I going to hell?

[Pub Lover]

http://www.thailandtradenet.com/photos/catalog/country/cowboy-chair.jpg

[Seven Force]

You found 200 zenny.

[executioneer]

I'D DO ANYTHING FOR A DRAG RIGHT NOW :(

[Seven Force]

Oh god. :tear

[Pub Lover]

Look At Me! :(
Seriously! :(

[executioneer]

ok i'm looking what now :x

[Pub Lover]

:)

[Esuohlim]

Thanks Pub :(

[Pub Lover]

Any time. :(

[executioneer]

great now i'm 29 >: what the fuck am i supposed to do now >:

[Supafly345]

Career.

[executioneer]

but i don't waaaanna

[Pub Lover]

great now i'm 29 >: what the fuck am i supposed to do now >:
Bemoan the next year as you're about to turn 30? :(

[executioneer]

yeah its my last good year :(

[sadie]

that, my friend, is utter horse shit.

[GADZOOKS]

Life doesn't even begin until your 40!

http://photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/martyspictures030.jpg

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys, did you know that I'm leaving today?

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys, did you know that my Mom is going to take me out to get a soda before I leave?

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys, did you know I was a lot head cooler before I came here?

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys, did you know that I try to live with family?

[Seven Force]

GADZOOKS did you know that you almost look like this one guy that works at the Winn-Dixie next to my store?

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys, did you know I liked it over there?

[mozz]

The title is spelt wrong. It is you're ( You are all liers ).

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys, did you know that I missed it over here?

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey guys, I hope you do fine, well and be happy.

[Shyandquietguy]

Shit, I think I broke the thread. :(

[Pub Lover]

GADZOOKS did you know that you almost look like this one guy that works at the Winn-Dixie next to my store?
That's a picture of Fartin. :(

RIP buddy.

[executioneer]

The title is spelt wrong. It is you're ( You are all liers ).

mozz sometimes people on the internet spell things incorrectly on purpose i'm surprised you didn't know that

[executioneer]

and please don't post in my thread until you can stop having a sig/avatar that has something from futurama/family guy/robot chicken/other faggy thing internet people like

[Pub Lover]

No Faggy Internet Shit? Might as well lock this thread. :(

[Seven Force]

I work near a corpse. :(

[Pub Lover]

I work near a corpse. :(
Is it an Asian corpse?

[Pub Lover]

I work near a corpse. :(
Or do you mean copse & you work for the Forestry Commission?

[Seven Force]

I meant to say "dickhead" instead of corpse.

I work with a complete dickhead. He's also the assistant manager. :(

[Seven Force]

Temporary, but still assistant manager.

[Pub Lover]

Hey careful! Don't double post, or the mods will ban you! :eek

[Pub Lover]

I work with a complete dickhead. He's also the assistant manager. :(
What is your job again? Something sucky no doubt.

[Seven Force]

Definietly. CVS/Pharmacy. I manage the stockroom. :(

[Pub Lover]

Temporary, but still assistant manager.
Spray him with water, & then claim your mom always told you to wash off the temporary tattoos if they irritated. It works better if he has tattooos. :(

[Pub Lover]

Definietly. CVS/Pharmacy. I manage the stockroom. :(
Why don't you go to school & learn how to be less of a loser?

[Seven Force]

:rolleyes Man, why didn't I think of that? I guess I should forget working at CVS for the rest of my life like I planned to and follow your advice! :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I was being sarcastic! >:

Only losers go to school. :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

I actually plan on furthering my education.

Into what, i'm still not really sure. Programming or engineering seem good to me.

[Seven Force]

I looked back at my old posts and I died a little inside. :(

[Marc Summers]

I almost bought a 120G external hard drive for $30 today at Best Buy :(
It was an open item and they put the wrong sticker on it, but then the manager noticed and wouldn't sell it for that price so I ended up buying it for 90 :/

[Pub Lover]

I looked back at my old posts and I died a little inside. :(
Happens to us all. The worst part is when you look back on your old posts & realise you can't even get close to being that funny now. :(

[Pub Lover]

I almost bought a 120G external hard drive for $30 today at Best Buy :(
It was an open item and they put the wrong sticker on it, but then the manager noticed and wouldn't sell it for that price so I ended up buying it for 90 :/
Remember when Gadzooks bitched that I'd made this thread into a crappy blog? He was so right. >:

[Seven Force]

I hate blogs. I need to start writing about them again.

Maybe i'll tackle liquid_dookie's journal again.

[Pub Lover]

NO NO! DO MY BLOG! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! :lol2

[Seven Force]

You have a blog? :(

[Pub Lover]

http://maskew.users.btopenworld.com/imagesww1/hpmitchell.jpg

[Pub Lover]

You have a blog? :(
I have six. :eek

6

[Pub Lover]

6?

[Pub Lover]

6!

[executioneer]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/getdown3.jpg

lets see you dance sucka you got nuthin on me

[Guitar Woman]

What does your shirt say?

[The Retro Kat]

I'm starting to masturbate a lot more than ever, nowadays.

[Esuohlim]

OVER A MAN'S FACE, NO LESS

[Seven Force]

So who here likes CANYON.MID? :lol

[GADZOOKS]

fuck you, FUCK YOU >: >: >:

[Seven Force]

No, fuck you! (http://webzoom.freewebs.com/anti-xanga/canyon.mid) :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

I don't click disgusting links.

[executioneer]

my shirt says this

http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/362/product_medium/OLCT34.jpg

here come the bastards
primus tour de fromage

[The Retro Kat]

OVER A MAN'S FACE, NO LESS

If by that you mean my computer screen, then yeah. And over a man's face you mean all his nakedness, then right agian. :(

[The Retro Kat]

Do the Dead Thread Boogie!

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/getdown3.jpg







What am I saying? You can't kill this thread, not even with GW's dick.

[MarioRPG]

What am I saying? You can't kill this thread, not even with GW's dick.

Great, as soon as I come into this thread, it's talking about dick. good job guys!
:bestthread

[Seven Force]

And not just anybody's dick. GW's flaccid, withered cock.

No wonder she's a rug muncher. :rolleyes

[Marc Summers]

Wait is she taking steriods because that would explain a lot

[GADZOOKS]

Quit saying her name she's like beetlejuice only she doesn't entertain.

[MetalMilitia]

Its Beetlegeuse >:

[GADZOOKS]

NO IT'S NOT JERK FOR BRAINS.

[Esuohlim]

Great, as soon as I come into this thread, it's talking about dick. good job guys!
:bestthread

[Mister Sarcastic]

Great, as soon as I come into this thread, it's talking about dick. good job guys!
:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

SHUT UP CHARACTER :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

oh snap wrong account >:

[Esuohlim]

http://www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/3032540/turtlhedg1cp.gif

[Pub Lover]

Isn't this thread always about Dick?

[Seven Force]

Dick and Jane.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,206707,00.jpg