I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/cavepubbles.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/baby.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/20-09-05_3.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2006/aaf_airport2_june04.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2006/06-11-04.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2006/oao.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2006/27May2006-02.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2006/01-03-06_newcam.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2007/dragonq1.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2009/2009december30-b.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2009/2009december30.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2009/2009-dec-8a.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2009/2009-nov-22.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2009/2009-nov-20.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2009/2009-nov-18afternoon.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2009/2009-nov-17.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2009/ghostbuster_cool.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/andycut.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/earlyteen.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/face.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/2010jan6.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/2010jan5-b.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/april/zoannaswedding017-1.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/april/kilts002.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/april/kilts011.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/april/kilts006.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/april/kilts004.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/april/kilts010.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/august/2010-august-01b.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/august/2010-august-01a.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/dec/2010-december-1031.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/july/2010-july25.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/july/2010-july24.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/july/2010-july.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/march/2010-3-27001.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/march/2010-3-27005.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/march/2010-3-27catwoman.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/march/2010-3-19009.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/may/reaction.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/oct/2010-october-19.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/oct/2010-october-7.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/sept/2010-september-17005.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/sept/2010-september-25002.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/sept/2010-september-15001.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/sept/2010-september-3.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/may.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-05-11.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-05-03.png

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-04-23.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-04-29.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-05-02.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-05-04.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-05-05.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-05-06.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-05-17.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-05-18.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-05-19.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-05-29.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-05-30.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-06-03.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-08-09.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-07-16.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-09-09.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2011/2011-11-04.png

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2012/2012-01-08.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2012/2012May6th031.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Oh dang. I forgot I resize these things.

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2012/2012May6th044.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2012/2012nov22.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Fuck.

[Pub Lover]

Look at all those posts I would edit. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

As good a place as any to stop.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Hey pubz, what do you look like? SHOW ME YOUR FACE.

Next time ask me to show you sexy lady faces, please. :(

[Shrubfest]

Oh man. I don't know if I'm more amused, terrified or aroused.

Pub.
I love you.
Like, legit.

[Pub Lover]

Oh man. I don't know if I'm more amused, terrified or aroused.

Pub.
I love you.
Like, legit.

;)

[Pub Lover]

Depressed Exhibitionists. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Should I post this picture? Do I have any shame?
Yes! No! Respectively.

[Babs]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near Just like me they long to be CLOSE TO YOU
:love :love :love x mobius loop

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Clean shaven you might be able to pass for thomas lennon pub

[Esuohlim]

Little Billy is walking along the lake with his grandfather. The air is calm. The evening sun reflects dimly over the serene lake, casting shadows from the trees on the mountains surrounding it.

"Grandfather," Billy says as he kicks a pebble into the grass, "what is heaven like?"

Billy's grandfather chuckles, "Oh Billy, no one knows that for sure!"

"What do you think heaven is like, Grandfather?"

"Well, Billy..." his grandfather pauses as he admires the view of nature bestowed upon the earth by God himself.

They both gaze in awe at the spectacular beauty.

"...heaven is the most recent five pages of Pub Lover's posts."

[Kitsa]

The frightening part was when I realized that pub is inching closer and closer to the viewer with every picture, but not 100% of the time. You'd think you were imagining it, then he was even closer. It was like if Ninja Cat moved backwards about 12% of the time.

[Pub Lover]

Why do birds suddenly appear[/SIZE] everytime you are near[/SIZE] Just like me they long to be[/SIZE] CLOSE TO YOU[/SIZE]
:love :love :love x mobius loop[/SIZE]

Babs.

[Pub Lover]

Clean shaven you might be able to pass for thomas lennon pub

I was also told David Thorne. I have to say that you people are overly generous, but thanks.

[Pub Lover]

Little Billy is walking along the lake with his grandfather. The air is calm. The evening sun reflects dimly over the serene lake, casting shadows from the trees on the mountains surrounding it.

"Grandfather," Billy says as he kicks a pebble into the grass, "what is heaven like?"

Billy's grandfather chuckles, "Oh Billy, no one knows that for sure!"

"What do you think heaven is like, Grandfather?"

"Well, Billy..." his grandfather pauses as he admires the view of nature bestowed upon the earth by God himself.

They both gaze in awe at the spectacular beauty.

"...heaven is the most recent five pages of Pub Lover's posts."

:tear

[Pub Lover]

Beautiful.

[Pub Lover]

The frightening part was when I realized that pub is inching closer and closer to the viewer with every picture, but not 100% of the time. You'd think you were imagining it, then he was even closer. It was like if Ninja Cat moved backwards about 12% of the time.

The final stage is when I climb out of the screen with my matted hair covering my face. :eek

[Babs]

DON'T MEAN TO INTERUPT BUT HOW 'BOUT YOU QUOTE ME ASSHOLE.

[Babs]

MORE.

[Babs]

Babs.

PUBZ

[Babs]

I'M DRUNK AND DRINKING ON CODEINE.

[Nick]

yall got problems

[Babs]

SIPPIN' ON SCISSORS

[Babs]

DON'T MEAN TO INTERUPT BUT HOW 'BOUT YOU QUOTE ME ASSHOLE.

DO IT.

[Babs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/april/kilts004.jpg

BABS.

[Pub Lover]

yall got problems

Nick.

[Babs]

:pagebrak

BABS

[Babs]

:pagebrak
BABS

BABZ BABZ

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/april/kilts004.jpg

Pub Snipples. :eek

[Babs]

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no PUBEZZZZZ LOVR3ZZZZ

[Babs]

Pub Snipples. :eek

surrender the innocencez

[Babs]

I FUCXED UP MY PAGW BRAK WIT BY POSTNG 1 TW0 EARLY. FUK I SUX. DIZ IS MY TYME FOR POSTING BOT YOU PUBZ.

[Babs]

THE CARPENTRZ

[Babs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2012/cavepubbles.jpg

WHATZ UP HOLLA

[Babs]

I MISS TAD, seriously, I need muh boi'Z

[Babs]

GOR DAMNIT I LUOVE YOU ASSHOLES AND I WANT IT IN ME NOW. HASHTAGHASHBROWN LUV YALLZ

[Pub Lover]

AzIOO065L4k

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

poevLGQ74Co

[Tadao]

You have a little less than thousand to go my friend.

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

O6jwyMiilgE

[Shrubfest]

Pub Snipples. :eek

Wait, why are you wearing 2 watches?

[Tadao]

He likes 2 watch you.

[Pub Lover]

:rolleyes

:eek

[Pub Lover]

poevLGQ74Co

:eek

[Pub Lover]

You have a little less than thousand to go my friend.

A modern Zeno's paradox.

[Pub Lover]

:rolleyes

:eek

[Pub Lover]

O6jwyMiilgE

:eek

[Pub Lover]

Wait, why are you wearing 2 watches?

I'm a photoshop amalgam.

[Pub Lover]

He likes 2 watch you.

This is very true as well. :wank

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

:conspiracy

[Tadao]

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

[Tadao]

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

[Tadao]

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

[Tadao]

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

[Tadao]

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:conspiracy

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:conspiracy

A good tactic. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

Oh my. Leek

[Pub Lover]

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

Oh yes. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

I've lost count.

[Pub Lover]

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:conspiracy

:eek

:eek

[Pub Lover]

Trying to empty this boat with a sieve. :eek

[Tadao]

:conspiracy

[Pub Lover]

:conspiracy

Absolutely.

[Fathom Zero]

pluvvy

[Shrubfest]

Just to interject, I bought a cape.

A tweed cape.

Because awesome.

[Pub Lover]

Excellent. :eek

[Pub Lover]

pluvvy

sup

[Fathom Zero]

wudoin

[Pub Lover]

Nuttin, wudoin.

[Kitsa]

Went to a bar for the first time in a very long time.

Drank no alcohol.

Had absolutely horrible, inedible food.

You must need the alcohol to tolerate the food.

[Esuohlim]

Hi I'm Kitsa

wah

wah wah wah

waaaaahh

[Kitsa]

Yeah basically

Not that that's so different from what anyone else does.

[Nick]

You could understand him? What'd he say?

[Pub Lover]

He said.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2010/april/kilts004.jpg

PUB SNIPPLES. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Went to a bar for the first time in a very long time.

Drank no alcohol.

Had absolutely horrible, inedible food.

You must need the alcohol to tolerate the food.
I need the alcohol to tolerate life.

[Pub Lover]

sup
wudoin

[Pub Lover]

Yeah basically

Not that that's so different from what anyone else does.

But you get the extra kicker of our misogyny. :eek

[Pub Lover]

You could understand him? What'd he say?

Nick.

[Babs]

You could understand him? What'd he say?

Do it. Join me.

[Babs]

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

I miss this fat ass.

[Babs]

PUB SNIPPLES. :eek

I would put the page brak on this body, but I'm too babs about it.

[Kitsa]

I played with penguins today.

Penguins poop a lot.

[Kitsa]

But you get the extra kicker of our misogyny. :eek

You call it mysogyny, I call it laziness

[Pub Lover]

I played with penguins today.

Penguins poop a lot.

What kind? Clearly not the vicious little bastard kind.

[Pub Lover]

You call it mysogyny, I call it laziness

Like all absurd prejudices; a mix of laziness and ignorance.

[Pub Lover]

I'm full of both.

[Dixie]

Scanning............Scanning..............Scanning ..........

[Tadao]

dic pic found

[Dixie]

Yours again? FUCK!

[Tadao]

I know Pub can't find it :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Those pants go all the way down?

[Aaarg]

omg dixy

[Pub Lover]

I'm going to go drink some coffee. I'll be right back. #twitterdotcom

[Pub Lover]

Yay coffee. Leek

[Pub Lover]

I was going to cross post that precoffee post on twitter but I thought "nah, no one on twitter wants to read that." So clearly I think of here as a place for things that are too dull for twitter.

[Pub Lover]

Have you guys ever read twitter? Bloody hell.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

So I had this dream last night that Noel Fielding wouldn't let me go to my dorm to study until I had wanked him off.

[Pub Lover]

I wasn't allowed to look him in the eyes though.

[Pub Lover]

And he kept insisting that I should use my mouth once I had started.

[Pub Lover]

And the entire time he was completely limp.

[Pub Lover]

This is no longer the dream thread.

[Pub Lover]

Everyone else post your dreams in the proper dream thread.

[Pub Lover]

Scanning............Scanning..............Scanning ..........

Hullo CiG, how are you doing?

[Pub Lover]

dic pic found

I think she said no the last time I drunkenly offered.

[Pub Lover]

I should PM some dick pics to Babs.

[Pub Lover]

Yours again? FUCK!

T wanted me to give him something in return for his dick pics. I forget what.

[Pub Lover]

I know Pub can't find it :lol

Everyone says they deleted the pics you sent them. :(

[Pub Lover]

I'd say that was a crime.:eek

[Pub Lover]

Except I think I deleted the Seven Force dick pics I had. :(

[Pub Lover]

And I don't want to go to dick pic deleters prison. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Those pants go all the way down?

Occasionally.

[Pub Lover]

omg dixy

omg Aaarg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/Buy-CiG-A-Shirt.jpg

[Pub Lover]

None of my Aaarg images are tagged. Well that is my next half hour planned out.

[Dixie]

Doing totally awesome here! Hope yall (well most of yall) are doing good. Dick pix for everyone! FREE WILLY! Also Philadelphia has been super kind to me, other than the whole colder than Chojin's heart and snow thing.

[Dixie]

Nice pic!

[Pub Lover]

Doing totally awesome here!
Glad to hear it. :)

[Pub Lover]

Hope yall (well most of yall) are doing good.
We're all doing really well. Except for Babs.

[Pub Lover]

Dick pix for everyone!
If only. :yum

[Pub Lover]

FREE WILLIE!
Nothing can free him from his pony nightmare. :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Also Philadelphia has been super kind to me, other than the whole colder than Chojin's heart and snow thing.
Yay for cream cheese.

[Pub Lover]

Nice pic!

It is pertinent to my interests.

[Pub Lover]

FREE WILLY!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/freewillie.jpg

[Dixie]

Not exactly what I meant, also, I'm totally cool with mlp. by free willy, I meant let the Dickens pix flow like cream cheese lava. topped with internet aspie tears. man I miss the nsfw thread something fierce.

[Pub Lover]

man I miss the nsfw thread something fierce.
Wasn't it full of anime and bondage? :eek

[Pub Lover]

by free willy, I meant let the Dickens pix flow like cream cheese lava. topped with internet aspie tears.
Sounds delicious. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

I'm totally cool with mlp.
I've got nothing against any cartoon for kids.

[Pub Lover]

Seriously no problems with any cartoon for kids.

[Pub Lover]

Rock on with your animated selves, Cartoons for Kids.

[Pub Lover]

Now...

[Dixie]

Wasn't it full of anime and bondage? :eek

It was freedom. Or at least that's how I want to remember it.

[Pub Lover]

Dudes that...

[Pub Lover]

ADULT DUDES that...

[Pub Lover]

...wank over cartoon ponies and post pics of the cumstained toys to tumblr without tagging said pics are my bane.

[Pub Lover]

My internet bane.

[Pub Lover]

I don't even know why I follow them.

[Pub Lover]

It was freedom. Or at least that's how I want to remember it.

We're just so oppressed by all the rules here, man.

[Dixie]

For realz. I dunno anything about whatever pony fetish anyone might have, don't really care. there are worse things out there......like mtv.

[Pub Lover]

How is M... Oh wait. I remember modern MTV's schedule. All those 13 and pregnant shows Liquidstatik keeps talking about.

[Pub Lover]

I dunno anything about whatever... ...fetish anyone might have, don't really care.
Not enough people have a Sad, Lonely Nerd Loser fetish. :eek

[Pub Lover]

How can McVities taste like someone pressed them together from wet sand and yet have NO DIETARY FIBER IN THEM WHATSOEVER?

They have a grainy grass thing stamped into the top and everything. They're not digestives, they're LIES. >:(

I ate so many of those as a child. I dipped them in tea. Then spilt the tea so I didn't have to drink it. When did I become a person that never eats cookies? :eek I could really stretch this out for about six posts.

[Pub Lover]

Then it would go over the page.

[Pub Lover]

Biscuits not cookies. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

If I'm going to pretend I haven't heard of a city; then I should say biscuits.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

When did I become a person that never eats biscuits? :eek
When all my relatives that made me drink tea died. :(

[Shrubfest]

...wank over cartoon ponies and post pics of the cumstained toys to tumblr without tagging said pics are my bane.

Don't say that! I custom made Willie a set of MLP stuff. That is not what it was for! :shudder

[Shrubfest]

How can McVities taste like someone pressed them together from wet sand and yet have NO DIETARY FIBER IN THEM WHATSOEVER?

They have a grainy grass thing stamped into the top and everything. They're not digestives, they're LIES. >:(

Wasn't it Kitsa who didn't like jaffa cakes? I know i wanted to argue the point but it was soon after I joined and I was too much of a coward to tell people on the internet that they were wrong about snack cakes.

[Pub Lover]

Don't say that! I custom made Willie a set of MLP stuff. That is not what it was for! :shudder

Seeing as they were custom made and provision wasn't made to make them accommodating, I'd say he hasn't done anything shudder-worthy with them.

[Pub Lover]

Wasn't it Kitsa who didn't like jaffa cakes

I remember that. I think I just told myself that she'd had a stale pack/was an idiot woman.

[Shrubfest]

They had extra long legs so they could be tied to things.

Or potentially tie people to things.

But I suppose that would take away the solo aspect.

[Pub Lover]

But I suppose that would take away the solo aspect.
I can't imagine you'd protest his non-solo abuse of them. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

I can't imagine you'd protest his CONSENSUAL non-solo abuse of them. :orgasm

:eek

[Colonel Flagg]

Pub, your avatar is one of the scariest images on teh interwebs.

[Babs]

yours is hawt

[Babs]

This place is dead as my soul. WHERE DUH SHIT IS EVERYONE. What happened to MattJack, BTC, CiG, ettctetctetc. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT TAD IS GONE, WUT DUH FUX N166ERZ

[Babs]

" I WANT TO TALK TO YOU IN REAL LIFE ON AIM OR YAHOO"

The second cumming well begin in 1976 days.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Gonna make your face look like the stay puft marshmallow man after they crossed the streams.

Feel free to use that one.

[Babs]

Gonna make your face look like the stay puft marshmallow man after they crossed the streams.

You know you're still my baby.

Bill aint got no time for me anymore. Don't lie, I aint yo baby any more.

You don't have to leave yet do you?:tear

why it gotta end like this?

[Babs]

Just noticed Chojin died

[Pub Lover]

Pub, your avatar is one of the scariest images on teh interwebs.

As a halloween avatar, it should. I like to keep my politics fresh.

[Fathom Zero]

Just noticed Chojin died

he didn't die

He just transmuted into kettlebells.

[Babs]

AND HE DOESN'T GIVE "SQUAT" ABOUT US

[Babs]

JUST AS LONG AS HE KEEPS HIS CHIN UP

[Babs]

Seriously, everyone is gone now.

[Babs]

Where is sam, gus, cig, shit even milhouse barely comes around. Willie left and said he'll never come back. What about zhukov? Sacks and bigtimecow. Wiffles and elx. WHHHY! GOD DAMN THIS WORLD

[Pub Lover]

Why do those people not come here anymore?

[Pub Lover]

Short answer: You.

[Pub Lover]

Long answer: Me.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak