I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha, I love that Garfield strip generator :lol

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7792/garfieldzh8.jpg
http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/4121/garfielddh6.jpg
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/2116/garfielddj5.jpg

[HickMan]

I thought willie's were real at first. You never know with those comics :eek

[HickMan]

oh yeah willie I know this sounds weird but gregory from ricky bobby looks kinda like you btw

[Moobs]

http://img506.imageshack.us/img506/9223/srshomodm2.png

:(

[Seven Force]

fuck god please be wearing pants

[executioneer]

oh yeah willie I know this sounds weird but gregory from ricky bobby looks kinda like you btw

you mean andy richter :(

[Moobs]

fuck god please be wearing pants

socks :D

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.marsrocks.ca/

lol. The CSA.

[Esuohlim]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5585/garfieldoc4.jpg

I've spent like all day on this site :(

http://www.dougshaw.com/garfield.html

[Chojin]

I was JUST going to suggest that willie rename this thread to serious homo problems but he knows EVERYTHING ;* ;*

[Fathom Zero]

I gotta register fo' skool tommara.

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS ...? :'()

[Pub Lover]

One might infer that you intentionally took a picture with some space to the left just for it to happen one day? :eek
Diabolical, eh? :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/serioushomoproblems.jpg
:lol

[Fathom Zero]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7681/captainmorgan1ww8.jpg

LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT A LITTLE CAPTAIN IN HIM

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/4224/manleyccg2.jpg

CAPTAIN MANNY C. LAWTON, "THE LITTLE CAPTAIN".

[Pub Lover]

Yes, because acting like an idiot is funny. :blah

[GADZOOKS]

Hey guys I got a fun maze for you, the current record is 20 seconds see how fast you can solve it.

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/paintjob/

[Seven Force]

Sometimes

[Seven Force]

Oh man, I like stay tuned. :(

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/cb582884.png

[Seven Force]

QUICK, MIGHTY ONE! THE PORTAL TO THE NEXT PAGE IS THIS WAY!

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/page44-06.jpg

ENJOY LOUISIANA'S FAVORITE PASTTIME

[Esuohlim]

Nice one, Cliff :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Yablonski >:

[Esuohlim]

Speaking of SA, Pub Lover had better watch out or else he'll end up just like the guy on today's front page.

[Seven Force]

It's still holds true to THIS DAY

[Seven Force]

Speaking of SA, Pub Lover had better watch out or else he'll end up just like the guy on today's front page.

But he'd have to be good enough to get to the front page in the first place. :(

[Seven Force]

oh HO wait a minute here

wait

[Seven Force]

I just took a look at todays front page and I TOTALLY misunderstood what Milhouse was saying. So, I take that back. ;)

Please ignore that other post.

[Pub Lover]

Speaking of SA, Pub Lover had better watch out or else he'll end up just like the guy on today's front page.
I don't go to SA, so you'd have to describe it to me.

P.S. No one has ever given me a description that has made me wanna look at that PoS site. ;)

[Esuohlim]

Well technically the front page just updated again.

WE MIGHT HAVE TWO MISUNDERSTANDINGS ON OUR HANDS. MAYBE WE SHOULD BE IN A PRIME-TIME SITCOM :eek

[Esuohlim]

I don't go to SA, so you'd have to describe it to me.

P.S. No one has ever given me a description that has made me wanna look at that PoS site. ;)

Swallow your pride, you ninny >:

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4006

[Seven Force]

I'm NOT going to be that token black guy that says hip things and is always wearin' my bling. >:

FUCK THAT SHIT

[Seven Force]

To tell you the god honest truth, SA isn't all that's cracked up to be.

I'm actually pretty fucking tired of some of the forum people there.

It sucks you can't belittle and shun people you don't like, it let's everybody and their uncle with a fucking bank account waltz right in.

And I know what you're going to say BUT THEY DO well they don't. Not like we do it.

with feeling

without catchphrases

[Seven Force]

E/N: HAY GOONS IM FAT AND STUPID AND GIRLS FIND ME REPULSIVE WHAT DO I DO? (56K GETS A RESTRAINING ORDER)

[Seven Force]

hey man now you know I HATE TO SAY THIS and everything I mean it's not like EVERY OTHER JACKASS HAS SAID IT BEFORE even if it's TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE but post pic plz

[Fathom Zero]

Who would I talk to if I had serious homo problems?

[Seven Force]

hi fellow goon i'm a poster with good advice you should listen to me because i've been where you are and i know where you might be headed i know you're in a rough spot right now and everything will be all right but you need to do whatever it is you have to do

[Seven Force]

SEVER MAN FUCKIN SEVER I AM A CLEVER PERSON

[Seven Force]

hey i just found this girls myspace and phone number and email address and physical address and her job even though nobody fucking asked for it now i can be a real internet detective hero by harassing innocent fucking people out of the blue

[Esuohlim]

I hate the forums, but once in a while there's a piece of content that doesn't suck on the actual site.

For a message board filled to the brim with elitist assholes that think that because they are a member of SA they must have the greatest sense of humor in the world, I'd be hard-pressed to laugh at another one of their stupid photoshops. >:

[Esuohlim]

I never paid one cent to that goddamned community. My account was a Christmas present. :(

[Seven Force]

Well I wish I could've asked around before I wasted my chump change on an account. :(

[Seven Force]

He won't update the cliff section. :(



I had a number of entries sent in like the one picture I showed Pub Lover. The one with the three girls. Also, that one girl with the hooters shirt.

[Esuohlim]

That was the only part of the site that was consistently hilarious.

And State Og was usually great too. :(

But no let's trudge through another boring-as-fuck horror movie review >:

[Seven Force]

I hate it when they're pages long. It used to be I could go through 'em alright but now they're unbareable. I think it's Pantfish. >:

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/MLEHOMO.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Swallow your pride, you ninny >:
I looked at the page, then closed it, because it really looked boring, and I still had Esuohlim's site update to read.

After typing offensive expletives to those few internet losers that still IM me on a regular basis, I reopened the SA page and tried to read.

I only managed half the page. While Steve Sutton may in fact be as mesmerizing as Josh Boruff suggests, Boruff's prose are such a nightmare of uninteresting bile artificially inserted into my stomach by a giant penis of non-white ethnicity that I just couldn't continue.

In contrast, the playfully dull meanderings of Esuohlim.com are suddenly a pleasure to consume. A stark difference to their usual dismal display of half-hearted editorialship.

If I am not careful I will be Sutton? Then roll on the next twenty years, for I only have death to look forward to anyway.

[Pub Lover]

For a message board filled to the brim with elitist assholes that think that because they are a member of SA they must have the greatest sense of humor in the world, I'd be hard-pressed to laugh at another one of their stupid photoshops. >:
Ditto for this board, guys.

[Pub Lover]

What the hell did MLE ever do to you that you didn't deserve, Seven Force? >:

[Pub Lover]

Plus, if you're going to change the colour, then fine. >:

...But it's fucking :'( not ;'( >:

[Seven Force]

You act like I just slapped her in the face and shat in her driveway.

[Esuohlim]

Ditto for this board, guys.

Well, yeah, but you don't have to keep track of 50,000 people here >:

[Seven Force]

Things I DID NOT DO, by the way.

[Seven Force]

Ditto for this board, guys.

Well, yeah, but you don't have to keep track of 50,000 people here >:

And most of us are civilized and don't sport neckbeards. >:

[Esuohlim]

And I may be the leading offender in being an asshole to new people, but once in a while someone comes along that isn't a total Cap'n Crunch. >:

For example, I don't think I've ever disliked WhiteRat. :(

[Esuohlim]

And most of us are civilized and don't sport neckbeards. >:

And the average weight of members here is probably much less than 400 pounds >:

[Pub Lover]

Well, yeah, but you don't have to keep track of 50,000 people here >:
Yeah, thank the gods that I-Mockery isn't popular. :lol

[Pub Lover]

You act like I just slapped her in the face and shat in her driveway.
If you did that, I'd give you a medal. :lol

[Pub Lover]

I note that the multiple sentance post that I actually took some time over is ignored, but the one-off line saying that this place sucks gets multiple replies.

This is why I don't write new articles for your site. >:

[Seven Force]

Well, yeah, but you don't have to keep track of 50,000 people here >:
Yeah, thank the gods that I-Mockery isn't popular. :lol

oh god we'd be overwhelmed :(

You act like I just slapped her in the face and shat in her driveway.
If you did that, I'd give you a medal. :lol

I'd do it, but not necessarily in that order. ;(

[Esuohlim]

I note that the multiple sentance post that I actually took some time over is ignored, but the one-off line saying that this place sucks gets multiple replies.

This is why I don't write new articles for your site. >:

The part that hit me most was "usual dismal display of half-hearted editorialship", but only because, in a nutshell, it's dead-on. :(

[Seven Force]

I note that the multiple sentance post that I actually took some time over is ignored, but the one-off line saying that this place sucks gets multiple replies.

-----------------------------------


I looked at the page, then closed it, because it really looked boring, and I still had Esuohlim's site update to read.

After typing offensive expletives to those few internet losers that still IM me on a regular basis, I reopened the SA page and tried to read.

And I get nothing... :(

I only managed half the page. While Steve Sutton may in fact be as mesmerizing as Josh Boruff suggests, Boruff's prose are such a nightmare of uninteresting bile artificially inserted into my stomach by a giant penis of non-white ethnicity that I just couldn't continue.

Some of the articles are hit and miss, but nowadays the hit percentage has gone up 85%. :mulletman

In contrast, the playfully dull meanderings of Esuohlim.com are suddenly a pleasure to consume. A stark difference to their usual dismal display of half-hearted editorialship.

I know I don't take myself seriously when writing, although I can't speak for Milhouse. :( It seems like they're trying too hard. One guy I talk to has other stuff to do on top of writing articles. Not that i'm defending them, but just so you know where they're coming from. I would say that the creative well has run dry, but I doubt that'd be the case, with current events and such, but it seems like there's less originality and more of a forumlatic approach to some of the front page updates, which, to me, gets old pretty fast.

If I am not careful I will be Sutton? Then roll on the next twenty years, for I only have death to look forward to anyway.

:tear

[EVILCAKE]

I will send you a few dollars in the mail if you change your Avatar PUB :/ and I finished the Davinci Code if you want it.

[Emu]

That was the only part of the site that was consistently hilarious.

It was consistently hilarious because that was the only feature of the site where you didn't have to wade through Lowtax's vomit-on-a-page to find something funny. The pictures alone were hilarious, and the humor in that comes solely from the failures of mankind.

[Misdemonar]

I think Comdey Goldmine is hilarous :(

[Esuohlim]

Wrong.

[Esuohlim]

Someday I'll write about why every single section on SA sucks. Then I'll make Awful Link of the Day and get tons of hits :sunglasses

[Seven Force]

Think your bandwith can handle all that?

Also, those fucking internet detectives. >:

[MarioRPG]

Someday I'll write about why every single section on SA sucks. Then I'll make Awful Link of the Day and get tons of hits :sunglasses
Make sure you change the article that day to "Why "Awful Link Of The Day" Sucks"
And then just say point made.

[Esuohlim]

Think your bandwith can handle all that?

I've got 1 Terabyte :picklehat

[Chojin]

http://media2.ugoto.com/pictures/lol-a9d.jpg

[Chojin]

http://media2.ugoto.com/pictures/lol-a9d.jpg

[Chojin]

first google result for 'lol' is apparently from grog.

[Chojin]

i like to imagine that shortly after that picture was taken, her lips wrapped backwards around her head, exposing her skull.

[GADZOOKS]

Why is Fathom Zero using the message board as his diary on his so called life.

I mean sure he's a nice guy but who cares about his class schedual, I don't make a thread everytime i get road rage.

[Fathom Zero]

My life has a big hole in it right now. Anyways, I was offerin' up my schedule and was interested in other people's.

[Seven Force]

New movie review. ;(

[executioneer]

mark do you get road rage a lot :(

[GADZOOKS]

Man me and road rage go together like insulin and diabetes if you catch my drift.

[Juttin]

So, you awkwardly act like you help road rage, but you're really just a component of another road rage's body? :/

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23110

CHECK IT OUT PLEASE

[GADZOOKS]

Go deep fry your face, juttin.

[Chojin]

I am the original serious homo.



The alpha and the omega.

[HickMan]

http://myspace-618.vo.llnwd.net/01026/81/63/1026253618_l.jpg
the boys are back in town

[Fathom Zero]

Lee Hotti.

[Emu]

Chojin, is your avatar Alex Chiu?

[Pub Lover]

I will send you a few dollars in the mail if you change your Avatar PUB :/
What is wrong with my avatar?

and I finished the Davinci Code if you want it.
Sure, I'll give it a go. Thanks.

[Pub Lover]

I note that the multiple sentance post that I actually took some time over is ignored, but the one-off line saying that this place sucks gets multiple replies.

This is why I don't write new articles for your site. >:
YOU ARE A WHINY BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD! >:

[Seven Force]

I thought I saw that as his avatar a while ago when I first came here, and I honestly thought that's what he looked like. Of course, I was new to forums period so whaddyaknow.

[ziggytrix]

Chojin, is your avatar Alex Chiu?

it's the Terminator robot from T4

[Misdemonar]

no it's from ROBO-COP, creep!

[MarioRPG]

It looks like the bad guy from the legend of drunken master.

[MarioRPG]

And not just because all asians look the same.

[Guitar Woman]

Chojin's new mean guy attitude is getting on my nerves!

[blackwar12]

And we care because?

[Guitar Woman]

Pretty tough talk coming from a dude who has a final fantasy avatar. :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

Yeah, fuck you. >: Even though I don't really know what she's talking about. :(

[Seven Force]

What the fuck are you talking about, anyway?

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[Pub Lover]

And we care because?
We care because we are under the impression that GW's nerves are connected to a pair of pale, pert breasts. >:

[Pub Lover]

Chojin's new mean guy attitude is getting on my [pale, pert breasts]!
Hey, I actually had that conversation with Chojin. :eek

[Pub Lover]

It was a slight tangent from our main topic of cocks.

Big, throbbing, purple man-cocks! :orgasm

[Jeff The Ninja]

I got one of those Stupid web Spaces. Its like myspace but worse because it goes through MSN :/

[Chojin]

how am i any different now, huh

i'm just more serious :|


:|

which is how it USED TO BE




newb

:|

[Pub Lover]

Even I knew that. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Rog banned ojb for not posting pictures of his secret santa gift, and he's not coming back for reasons that I'm not gonna go into.

THE WAY I SEE IT, we need:

Max Burbank
Me haha am i right
Scruu2wice
CaptainBubba

I'd expect and like to see:

Jin
Sethomas
Dr. Boogie
Jaeger S. Meistersen

I'd love it if we could get:

Esuohlim
James
Schimid
Soundtest
Helm
Sspadowsky
Cherry
thekapn
Les Waste
Carnivore
Pub Lover
Jixby
Wreckreation
Protoclown
Glowbelly
George
Sadie
Whiterat
Kevintheomnivore
Mew
Supafly
Ninjavenom
Maddox
Tom Fulp

And off the top of my head, I'd be nice to have the following people show up:

Ziggy Trix
Guitar Woman
Seven Force
Blue Fox
Blueoatmeal
SicktodeathMX
Jeanette X
Mockery
Emu
Drumming4buddha

And i'm probably forgetting some people ;<

But yeah if we could get half that crowd, we'd have ourselves one hell of a mock war ;<

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/469/pubrs7.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I'd love it if we could get:

Esuohlim?, James, Schimid, Soundtest, Helm, Sspadowsky, Cherry, thekapn :lol, Les Waste, Carnivore, Pub Lover?, Jixby, Wreckreation, Protoclown, Glowbelly, George, Sadie, Whiterat?, Kevintheomnivore, Mew, Supafly, Ninjavenom, Maddox, Tom Fulp
A few of those should be on the I'd Be Nice list, or not there at all. ;)

>: @ The Missing Willie!

[executioneer]

i've never been in a mock wars and i'm not starting now

[GADZOOKS]

how does a twerp like blueoatmeal get on that list and Mr. Adventure doesn't. He wiped the floor with all those people.

[WhiteRat]

That's a snazzy question mark you got next to my name.

[HickMan]

I guess I'm not the insanely funny poster I used to be...


Shut up, I like to dream

[MarioRPG]

lol @ Hickman being a has-been. :/

[Seven Force]

He's funnier than you.

[HickMan]

http://www.bruce-springsteen.com/bruce-main.jpg
BOOORN IN ONTARIO


I WAS


BOOORN IN ONTARIO-OH-OH-OH

[Trash]

I HAVE A PENIS OH SHIT BAN ME OH WAIT SHIT DON'T BAN ME I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

[Esuohlim]

Trash I don't even care about the thread title change but it doesn't mean you can post in here now. >:

[ArrowX]

But I can!

[Trash]

I post anywhere I want.
Especially a board for serious Homo problems.

[Seven Force]

Trash I don't even care about the thread title change but it doesn't mean you can post in here now. >:

HE POSTED A BAN ME YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS :gonk

[ArrowX]

I-mock rumble!

Skins, that means no knives, fistfillers or chains.

[MetalMilitia]

Robocop is on TV and, although I don't really like like Robocop anyway, this is my least favourite one. The one with the 'Nuke' drug and the annoying kid.

[HickMan]

Is that the one with the future nazis or was I dreaming that part?

[MetalMilitia]

I haven't seen any yet but there could be. There is OCP corp who are pretty bad news but I don't think that's who you mean.

[Moobs]

Bullet Proof Monk has some future nazis in it I think.

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[Pub Lover]

What is up with all you ghosts posting in my thread? >:

[Pub Lover]

That's a snazzy question mark you got next to my name.
Only the best people get them. ;)

[Pub Lover]

how does a twerp like blueoatmeal get on that list and Mr. Adventure doesn't. He wiped the floor with all those people.
Mr A. would indeed pound those other guys into mush with his awesome humour, but he doesn't stickin the mind due to a lack of creepy calls to Chojin's fiancee.

[HickMan]

dudes and dud dudettes its all not that cool

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Who's that black guy in the Washington Mutual commercials that's also the green grape guy in the Fruit of the Loom commercials and I see him all the time in other commercials and he was the token black guy before Jerry Minor on Mr. Show and fuck I need to know who it is because it's bugging me. >:

[liquidstatik]

well esuohlim, im not too sure about that, but i am pretty sure that i need to change my name.

i don't like liquidstatik anymore. :[

help plz

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[WhiteRat]

Nuuuuuuke.

[Esuohlim]

Change it to whatever you named your dog!

[Pub Lover]

Who's that black guy in the Washington Mutual commercials that's also the green grape guy in the Fruit of the Loom commercials and I see him all the time in other commercials and he was the token black guy before Jerry Minor on Mr. Show and fuck I need to know who it is because it's bugging me. >:
I'm sorry, America. I have not seen any of those commercials or tv shows. :(

[Pub Lover]

i am pretty sure that i need to change my name. help plz
I think Danny Tatom would be a great internet name.

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[HickMan]

I'm confused

[Pub Lover]

By what are you confused, Mister Hickman?

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[HickMan]

The Whole Serious Homo Problems thing. How did it start? I am baffled!

[Seven Force]

pub's sig holds all the answers

[Pub Lover]

Many years ago, the man that is known as Chojin uttered a marvelous description of this forum. This excellent statement was put in the signature of some long departed board regular. Then, seeing it, I was transfixed and saved the holy words to a text file that sat for a long time undisturbed. Opening the file in persuit of some other unimportant errand I again sighted the phrase and I knew it was good. Putting it in my own signature was a simple matter, and there it stayed for many months before one of the many newbs we have here posted a picture that I knew captured the essence of those fateful words.

Then everyone copied me.

[Pub Lover]

pub's sig holds all the answers
You're a faggot, Seven Force! >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I like the Willie one better now. :eek

[Seven Force]

well esuohlim, im not too sure about that, but i am pretty sure that i need to change my name.

i don't like liquidstatik anymore. :[

help plz

Native American custom dictates that parents name their newborns after the first thing they see after being born, which is why so many unfortunate Native Americans are answering to the name "Hairy Pussy".

Just a thought.

[Pub Lover]

Post Count?

[Pub Lover]

Post Count!

[Rongi]

i just realised that people probably jerk off to the not safe for work thread

[Pub Lover]

Several people have asked me to change my avatar now. :(

STDmx also asked me to post a picture of myself, so that makes her crazy, & crazy people can't call for avatar reform.

I like my avatar. :(

[Rongi]

I dont get your avatar

[Pub Lover]

i just realised that people probably jerk off to the not safe for work thread
Ewww! :x

[Pub Lover]

I dont get your avatar
What is there to get? I'm a Sad Cosplaying Liar.

[Rongi]

pub i like you and everything, but it wouldnt suprise me if you've jerked off to that thread :(

[Pub Lover]

i just realised that people probably jerk off to the not safe for work thread
There is only freaky porn in that thread. WTH perverts?! >:

[Rongi]

isnt that that girl from farscape though?

[Pub Lover]

pub... ...it wouldnt suprise me if you've jerked off to that thread :(
Yes, I really give a great impression to people. >:

[Rongi]

i thought the german shit porn was hillarious. my friends think i'm a psychopath for finding it so funny :(

the japanese shit thing was funny too

[Pub Lover]

isnt that that girl from farscape though?
OR IS IT ME DRESSED AS HER FOR A SCIFICON?




oh gods, I totally see I'm the guy that jerks off the the NSFW thread. :(

[Rongi]

i was just kidding you big baby

[Pub Lover]

i thought the german shit porn was hillarious.
The idea of human shit on me makes me sick. :(

Animal shit I don't mind so much. :)

[Rongi]

i thought it was hillarious, but it also made me really nauseas. especially when she was rubbing it all over her face :x

if i ever dated a girl and found out she was into scat, i'd put that bitch to the curb >:

[Seven Force]

what would you say to her exactly

[WhiteRat]

SEVEN FORCE 7 FORCE SEVEN FARCE

[HickMan]

SECOND COURSE

[executioneer]

Native American custom dictates that parents name their newborns after the first thing they see after being born, which is why so many unfortunate Native Americans are answering to the name "Hairy Pussy".

Just a thought.

sevenforce that really sounds like something kellychaos would post :(

[HickMan]

Kelly always posted like he was narrating a discovery channel special

[Seven Force]

alright guys

truth time

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/ohnogw.jpg

[ziggytrix]

This excellent statement was put in the signature of some long departed board regular.

I'm not gone, you jerk. >:

[Seven Force]

check your myspace >:

[ziggytrix]

ok

[ziggytrix]

there is a theme on my friendlist. i have met every single one of those people in person. no internet people allowed! no camgirls! no bands! no pets! no fake celebirty accounts! none of it!

the purity of my myspace will not be compromised for anything less than fifty dollars.

[Seven Force]

well thats quite alright

i wouldnt want you to compromise your principles

I TOO have principles to follow:

no trannies :(

thats not to say im calling you one, im not, thats just the way it is :(

[Seven Force]

i guess you could say im not too fond of surprises :lol

[Esuohlim]

Myspaces are for emo kids >:

sex
fun sex toys
anal sex
sexy sex
anal sex toys
sex toys
sex stories
sex movies
toy story movies (http://www.fjshfuidsafudsiuofsd.com)

[HickMan]

I can't stand it when people say "my myspace". But there's no other way to say it >:

[executioneer]

you could refer to yourself in the third person i guess

or say "THE MYSPACE WHAT IS MINE" or some shit

[Rongi]

what would you say to her exactly

"you are really gross"

[Seven Force]

that'll learn her

[MarioRPG]

:lol I'm surprisingly laughing with Seven Force.

[Sam]

FUCK

[Seven Force]

:lol I'm surprisingly laughing with Seven Force.

Surprisingly, I could give a shit what you laugh at/with.

[Seven Force]

HEY EVERYBODY!

:eek :eek SAMS BACK :eek :eek

[Esuohlim]

HEY THERE MISTER SAM >:
WAY TO MAKE A ONE WORD POST >:
SEE YOU IN THREE MONTHS >:

[executioneer]

excellent haiku 10/10 points

[Esuohlim]

I won five bucks in the lottery drawing today :(

[GADZOOKS]

I liked this place when it was Saved By The Bell

I tolerated this place when it became Saved By The Bell: The College Years

But I can't stand this place now that i's Saved By The Bell: The New Class.

You know what I mean, guys.

I'm going to melt, thanks alot juttin and misdemanor you cads

EDIT: AND TRASH >:

[ArrowX]

Am I a vet yet?

[Supafly345]

You need to go see a vet.

[GADZOOKS]

A vet is where his pal Shifty's baby was born.

[Juttin]

:(

[Misdemonar]

Hey gadzooks man, I ain't posting here, man I was like " fuck noone likes me" so I'm gong to stop man, sorry man, sorry. :(

[Juttin]

I've improved over my old posting.

like this lol.this is how i used to post,all the time

I mean,

Come on. Come on.

[liquidstatik]

Why do people continuously feel the need to say how they've gotten better at posting, or have gotten funnier since they first joined?

If you're funny, people will realize. They don't need you to tell 'em.

:O!

Oh, and being a vet isn't THAT big of a deal, kids. It's nothing to stress over. Alrighty? :D

[Juttin]

I don't care about being funny, or being a "Vet".

I've been lurking here longer than half of this board's been posting

[liquidstatik]

And once again, that matters because?

[Misdemonar]

MOCKERY, I'M SORRY FOR MY CRIMES AGANST YOU, LET ME HOLD YOU TO ME, AND WHISPER SOFT WORDS OF SORROW. :(

[Fathom Zero]

I feel the same as I always did.

[Seven Force]

It doesnt fucking matter whos a vet or whos gotten better or whatnot. The point is is that we're all white.

[Seven Force]

Alright.

Alright is what I meant to say.

[Esuohlim]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1701/snakesvd2.jpg

I hope everyone brought a bag of LOLs because you are going to need them all

[ArrowX]

Yay another bitch for me to slap around.

[Fathom Zero]

I have a very sad confession to make.

[MarioRPG]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1701/snakesvd2.jpg

I hope everyone brought a bag of LOLs because you are going to need them all
:( I wanted the "glory" of posting that.

[Fathom Zero]

I have a very sad confession to make.

I have an account with Myspace.

[ArrowX]

so I play Second life.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Seven Force]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1701/snakesvd2.jpg

I hope everyone brought a bag of LOLs because you are going to need them all
:( I wanted the "glory" of posting that.

There's not much glory involved, unless you get that person to post something in defense. :)

It's the internet equivilent of saying "hey guys that annoying kid is walking towards us let's say mean things to him".

IMO

[Guitar Woman]

shouldn't it be "Snakes on a Forum"?

[Fathom Zero]

He could be dangling them by a string.

[ArrowX]

Sevenforce Gimme Back my TV! >:

[Juttin]

shouldn't it be "Snakes on a Forum"?

Shouldn't you be cooking my dinner? >:

[Immortal Goat]

Oh, I haven't read a "Woman cooking dinner" joke for such a long time, ever since before Kulturkampf took over for ole whatshisname.

Thanks, Juttin. You are now a valid poster in the I-Mockery community.

[Juttin]

I feel so validated :(

Anyways, I agree, that was in bad taste.

[Fathom Zero]

No you don't, kissass.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6991/funcoaster1wp5.jpg

Now that is comedy gold.

[Juttin]

You should be talking, KISSASS

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/cartoon244.jpg

[MarioRPG]

I almost didn't notice the whip.

[Esuohlim]

If that's Pee-Wee Herman that picture is fucking great.

FUCKING

GREATXFLAHG

[Esuohlim]

Ever since I stopped updating I've been getting like 4 HITS A DAY man :picklehat

[Trash]

That's because me being the eternal queer I am, I check the site about 4 times a day. :(

[Pub Lover]

Ever since I stopped updating I've been getting like 4 HITS A DAY man :picklehat
Hey, I wrote a really funny article for your site. Shoot me an email if you're interested!

[Esuohlim]

I'll shoot your face >:

But yeah I'm interested but I'm not going to throw URLs all willy-nilly on my address bar to access my email right now.

If you're still interested in getting emailed then shoot me an email.

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, sorry, that was a joke. :(

I was totally going to post right after that with some sort of sarcastic comment about me never being funny. :(

It's Chojin's fault he said his new newb toy was 'better than nude shots of my [Chojin's] perfect ass' which it isn't. Seriously, this forum used to get asses like this Eliminator chap every other day. :(

P.S. if anyone has some new shots of Chojin naked I'm totally willing to trade for some old ones. :(

[xbxDaniel]

I can make one for you.

[Chojin]

i... i got a little excited :( i haven't had an oversensitive dickbag to poke in a while :(

[Pub Lover]

:lol

I can make one for you.

Waht happened to you? And why hasn't your name changed yet? >:

[xbxDaniel]

I went away to discover myself.

In north carolina.

[Immortal Goat]

i... i got a little excited :( i haven't had an oversensitive dickbag to poke in a while :(
I'll always be here, Chojin. How about I call you out again for old times sake :(

lol that's not funny I heard this all before lol that's not funny seriously guys it's not funny why are you all still laughing :(

EDIT: That is a lot of frownies in that post. This is a sad post.

[Pub Lover]

No more frownies than can be found in one of my posts. :(

[Immortal Goat]

I had three more frownies in that post than you had in yours. And don't edit your post to make it have five or so help me I'll probably care at least a little. :(

[executioneer]

pub lovers posts automagically get +100 frownies ;(

[Immortal Goat]

Pub rolled a goth chick :(

[Pub Lover]

And don't edit your post to make it have five or so help me I'll probably care at least a little. :(
I do not edit my posts. If I started doing that I would just get mad and want to delete every post I've ever made. :(

I had three more frownies in that post than you had in yours.
I should have said per sentance. :(

I sometimes wonder if :( just means full stop to me. :(

Err, you guys call the periods in the US, right?:(

You couldn't call them that in the UK. :(

You'd end up having to turn a hose on the childrn to stop them giggling. :(

Stupid children always laughing at me! >:

[Pub Lover]

pub lovers posts automagically get +100 frownies ;(
:lol


:(

[Pub Lover]

Pub rolled a goth chick :(
What does rolled mean in that context? :(

I think it means 'fucked'. :(

'Is' would have been a better word. :(

:lol @ :goth

:(

[Immortal Goat]

"Rolled" in that context means that's the character type you chose when you started a D&D game or any MMORPG.

Nerd reference.



:(

EDIT: :(

[Pub Lover]

Since I started to 'touch type' instead of 'watching my fingers', my spelling has really gone down hill. :(

[Emu]

I can't find chojin's email thread but I got this one today

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Number Order Ascending From
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sports tales move of.It guy likes u.But
Cup Testing
GeForce netllama HDTV
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Forums End Original
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Unstable sync DFP CRT
Visit CarePet Home Directory
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Windows lockup

[Pub Lover]

Nerd reference. :(
I actually got that the first time I read the post, but then my self pity made me forget by the time I replied. :(

I'd have said +5 to make extra sure people knew I was being a nerd. :(

+5 is the nerd catch all in my opinion. :(

I dated a hot girl with a +5 after date experience. :(

I saved the town and gained a +5 population gratitude award. :(

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing +5 sunglasses. :(

[Immortal Goat]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing +5 sunglasses. :(

get ye flask

ye can't get ye flask. ye be driving.

:obligatoryfrownyfaceemote:

[Pub Lover]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2565/homoproblemsxx8.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2565/homoproblemsxx8.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2565/homoproblemsxx8.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2565/homoproblemsxx8.jpg