I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Noodles]

Congratulations Pub lover.

[Archduke Tips]

He is awesome.

[Noodles]

Indeed

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Archduke Tips]

Noodles, I like your avatar.

[Pub Lover]

wow man how do you come up with new ideas for posts?
I don't. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Congratulations Pub lover.
Thank you, Interchangeable Newb. ;(

[Yggdrasill]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

He is awesome.
Who is? :eek

Not me! >:

[Yggdrasill]

This thread moves fast

[Pub Lover]

:lol
;(

[Noodles]

Noodles, I like your avatar.

6th time ive changed it!!!

[Pub Lover]

This thread moves fast
That's the point of a post fight. ;(

Keeps the crap in a constant state of transition.

[Pub Lover]

Who is? :eek

Not me! >:
Self-pity. ;(

[Archduke Tips]

Well Pub,
That is to say you have an awesome ability to post, and you are pretty cool to talk to.

[Noodles]

Congratulations Pub lover.
Thank you, Interchangeable Newb. ;(

Your welcome Not Newb...thats gonna be my new nickname INTERCHANGEBLE NEWB!!!

[Yggdrasill]

You should post a Noodles comic Noodles

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hey guys! Look what Jesus decided to send to me!

From: Jesus Christ
To: zeldasbiggestfan
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:32 pm
Subject: hey Quote message
I like you. Do you like me?

[_] Yes

[_] No

[_] Maybe


Yay!

[Archduke Tips]

Who is? :eek

Not me! >:
Self-pity. ;(


Dude you talked to yourself, that is like masturbating on the internet.

[Pub Lover]

Well Pub,
That is to say you have an awesome ability to post, and you are pretty cool to talk to.
:eek

Thanks. ;(

[Noodles]

Whats the point of mabey?

[Yggdrasill]

Catholic Priests :O

[Archduke Tips]

Hey guys! Look what Jesus decided to send to me!

From: Jesus Christ
To: zeldasbiggestfan
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:32 pm
Subject: hey Quote message
I like you. Do you like me?

[_] Yes

[_] No

[_] Maybe


Yay!

So do you like him or do you like like him?

[Noodles]

Isnt Jesus Jewish?

[Archduke Tips]

He was the King of the Jews.

[Yggdrasill]

Who was the queen?

[Noodles]

That is a pretty gay question to ask.

Edit: Jesus's Question

[Archduke Tips]

She's a killer queen!

[Yggdrasill]

Mary was the queen right?

[Archduke Tips]

Yggzy is your avatar from Jurassic Park?

[Yggdrasill]

No it's Stargate

[Noodles]

"Was Mary the queen"

I think because God was king.

[Pub Lover]

Dude you talked to yourself, that is like masturbating on the internet.
It was a slow three seconds. ;(
(My internet just cut out, irony I guess. :lol)

Doopa. :wank

That's masturbating on the internet. ;(

[Yggdrasill]

Doopa is REAL PERTY

[Archduke Tips]

Krinkled hands.

[Pub Lover]

No it's Stargate
Oh man, it's totally Carter. I didn't notice that before, Moobs.

[Yggdrasill]

Doopa was the Queen all along

[Noodles]

Where did god even come in and why was he the lord what happend to Adam and Eve.

[MarioRPG]

But of course. :rolleyes

[Yggdrasill]

No it's Stargate
Oh man, it's totally Carter. I didn't notice that before, Moobs.

It's the one where she's in space and the big stargate activates and everybody dies! :eek

[Yggdrasill]

What did zelda tell jesus?

[Pub Lover]

Doopa was the Queen all along
Doopa's a queen. ;)


That's why they're heading to San Francisco, their getting married! :eek


You know because they're gay dudes & stuff. ;(

[Noodles]

Pimp my Ride reminds me of those RC cars with spinners that never spin.

[Pub Lover]

It's the one where she's in space and the big stargate activates and everybody dies! :eek
We're not talking about Sci-Fi on the internet, ok? >:

Just drop it. ;(

[Yggdrasill]

Aww man I thought Doopa was a real pretty lady. At least now I can masterbate to her.

[Noodles]

If we were there would be a thread for that.

[Pub Lover]

their getting married! :eek
:rolleyes

[Yggdrasill]

That's been my avatar forever. I need something christmasy

[Pub Lover]

Oh page breaks! >:

[Yggdrasill]

It's like turning the page in a story

[Noodles]

Theres 1 page break every 3 minuits.

[Pub Lover]

Aww man I thought Doopa was a real pretty lady. At least now I can masterbate to her.
I'LL FIGHT YOU! >:

[Yggdrasill]

I submit

[Noodles]

I hope shes worth to fight over.

[Pub Lover]

I hope shes worth to fight over.
I'LL FIGHT YOU! >:

[Yggdrasill]

Do you know who doopa is noodles how dare you

[Noodles]

ACK EVERYONE BEATS ME TO THE POST!

[Noodles]

Do you know who doopa is noodles how dare you

Doopa=Re

[Pub Lover]

Theres 1 page break every 3 minuits.
That was about making bad photoshopped avatars before you GWed it. :(

NO EDITS IN THE POST FIGHT!

[Yggdrasill]

Haha thanks thats not cryptic at all

[Archduke Tips]

I just want to help us get to the next page break and let you guys know that I am going to get some subs for tastey taste time.

[Noodles]

Ok I abide (The only reason I edit is because every one beats me to a forgotten post.

[Pub Lover]

Guys, I'm kidding but I'm not sure if you are. :(

You've out creeped me. No more Doopa comments ok.

Let's just turn the page & maybe she won't see this. :(

[Yggdrasill]

just deal with it, I didn't edit my last post which was intended for you, noodles

[Noodles]

I just want to help us get to the next page break and let you guys know that I am going to get some subs for tastey taste time.

I hope its not Subway the boast how little fat they have,BECAUSE AMERICAS FAT!

[Yggdrasill]

Sub sandwiches yum yum

[Noodles]

Advertising KILLS

[Pub Lover]

Page breaks need page break images. If you break the page & don't post an image, you fail the page. And the page cries. And no one likes a crying page. Guys. OK, guys? Guys? ;(

[Noodles]

Last time I posted a photo no one cared. :(

[liquidstatik]

i got the best porn ever :x

[liquidstatik]

BIG WET ASSES 8

[Pub Lover]

Last time I posted a photo no one cared. :(
It's not about caring, it's about breaking the page correctly.

If no one liked your photo, you didn't pick the right photo.

[liquidstatik]

http://www.blushsf.com/catalog/images/VELE04309_lg.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/serioushomoproblems.jpg
Well damn.

[liquidstatik]

PUB YOU JERK >:

p.s. that porn is srsly so hot
:(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.blushsf.com/catalog/images/VELE04309_lg.jpg
Are you trying for another ban, Liquid Statik?

[Yggdrasill]

oh my

[Pub Lover]

PUB YOU JERK >:
I know. :(

[Noodles]

Please save it for a NSFW thread.

[Yggdrasill]

Is that a big anal video?

[Noodles]

I bet if we all stop double posting we will have less page breaks.

[Pub Lover]

Please save it for a NSFW thread.
How SFW do you expect "I-Mockery Chat Room (guys this is a gay chatline come on)" to be?

[Noodles]

It is quite gay...

[Pub Lover]

I bet if we all stop double posting we will have less page breaks.
I bet if I made up another stupid rule, I'm thinking it'll be 'not being an ass', you'd finally break one. >:


;(

[Yggdrasill]

Guys I bought caviar at albertsons

[Yggdrasill]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b103/ComaHack/Picture13.jpg

[Noodles]

Tis' True

[Pub Lover]

http://www.blushsf.com/catalog/images/VELE04309_lg.jpg
I really don't like this picture being in this thread. :(

It's gross. :x

[Yggdrasill]

I'm afraid to eat it

[Pub Lover]

Guys I bought caviar at albertsons
:eek

[Pub Lover]

I'm afraid to eat it
Why?

[Yggdrasill]

Because i'm all alone, I wonder if you can make it into an omelet?

[Noodles]

http://www.blushsf.com/catalog/images/VELE04309_lg.jpg
I really don't like this picture being in this thread. :(

It's gross. :x

What does the 8 even mean?

[Yggdrasill]

8 is the number of times that picture has been quoted

[Yggdrasill]

next page quick!

[Pub Lover]

Come on you newbs, pick up my slack! >:

[Noodles]

PAGE FILLER:

FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER FILLER

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2006/moreseriousproblems.jpg

[Yggdrasill]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b103/ComaHack/chair_430x600.jpg

[Noodles]

Yes...

[Pub Lover]

Come on you newbs, pick up my slack! >:
THE slack! The! :homogay

[Yggdrasill]

I keep getting those ads and I stare at them for hours

[Yggdrasill]

Noodles whats your homo problem?

[Pub Lover]

http://www.blushsf.com/catalog/images/VELE04309_lg.jpg

What does the 8 even mean?
That it's not BIG WET ASSES! 1-7. ;(

[Noodles]

There anoying they could hook you up with a bear if they could.

[Pub Lover]

WHOOPS! :eek

:rolleyes

[Yggdrasill]

like a gay bear or a bear bear

[Noodles]

Noodles whats your homo problem?

I have no homo problem which is more then I can say for some people.

[Yggdrasill]

everyone has homo problems

[Noodles]

like a gay bear or a bear bear

Bear Bear O MY GOD WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ANY WAY!?!!?

[Yggdrasill]

they are the same thing

[Noodles]

Bears are gay

[Pub Lover]

Bears are gay
No, they are not! They're catholic. :rolleyes

[Yggdrasill]

Back to Jesus! :eek

[Yggdrasill]

The christian version of Back to the Future

[Pub Lover]

Well, my plan to lock you two in here didn't work, as you're still shitting over all the other forums. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/horriblepub.jpg

[Noodles]

Wow its like a whole cycle Jesus-Porn-Bears

[Pub Lover]

:lol

I can't count. :(

[Yggdrasill]

I need to go get my meds now :(

[Pub Lover]

I need to go get my meds now :(
Are you kidding? What meds? :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[Yggdrasill]

anti parkinsons, my cogentin

[Yggdrasill]

serious homo problem lol

[Noodles]

Happy Pills

[Pub Lover]

Parkinson's? How old are you? :eek

[Noodles]

PAGE BREAK YAY

[Pub Lover]

Robots could one day demand the same citizen's rights as humans, according to a study by the British government.

If granted, countries would be obliged to provide social benefits including housing and even "robo-healthcare", the report says.
APRIL FOOLS! :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'm reminded of...
It's not just Black folks I don't like. I don't care too much for Jews either. And don't get me started on those God Damn Swedes!
Fuck equal rights. >:

[Archduke Tips]

I am back from Subway.

[noob3]

did you stick the sub up your ass

[Noodles]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o233/stapleboard/YAY.jpg

[Archduke Tips]

did you stick the sub up your ass

Yes.

[Noodles]

why?

[Archduke Tips]

It makes me feel slankier than a cuddlefish at a shrimp farm.

[Pub Lover]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o233/stapleboard/YAY.jpg
I really don't feel so bad now. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/venuswrist.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:sleep

[GADZOOKS]

Are you playing christmas music on the radio?

If so play Monster Mash.

[Pub Lover]

Wow its like a whole cycle Jesus-Porn-Bears
I was going to make a diagram for that, but I couldn't think of what gays look like.

...

...

...I now notice that gays were not in the cycle.

I am a little disturbed by this realisation.

[Pub Lover]

Are you playing christmas music on the radio?
Yes.

If so play Monster Mash.
Since you last asked for that song, I still haven't procured it.

[GADZOOKS]

Comeon it's a graveyard smash.

[Pub Lover]

Bobby Pickett? OK, I've got it. :(

Still for your cat? Or was that something else you asked for & I didn't do?

[Pub Lover]

I agree with Jesus Christ
:eek

[executioneer]

oh man is that a indirect simpsons reference (monster mash) :lol

[Pub Lover]

Damn, if I'd waited a minute, that would have been Fartin talking about his girlfriend cheating on him. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/7Fseriousproblems.jpg

[Archduke Tips]

Serious homo problems?

[Pub Lover]

I like to think so. ;(

[Archduke Tips]

Pub, try to reply to this as fast as you can!

[Pub Lover]

I failed. :(

:eek

[Pub Lover]

;(

[Archduke Tips]

Six minutes is pretty good. Plus I waited 10 minutes after you last post to post that.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, I'd sit here compulsively refreshing the page, but doing some work is such fun...

[Pub Lover]

I rarely have pop/coffee/Tea after lunch. I don't think it's good for your bowels or your brain to be working so hard.
AND BANG! It's another Fartin quote. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Shaun McDermott has lost "his only real friends in the world" after thieves took his two pet dogs from a KFC car park.
:lol

[Pub Lover]

The rest of the story is really sad. :tear

[Pub Lover]

Oh for fucks sake. What am I thinking?

KFC isn't the one with chihuahuas in it's adverts.


:dunce

[Pub Lover]

OK, to make up for that lapse I'm reclassifying the guy having Down's Syndrome, a ginger beard, & a dead mother from 'sad' to 'funny'.

[Archduke Tips]

I didn't want you to be all alone, Pub.

[Pub Lover]

Oh, I'm sure I could post eeks for a few pages and only run a 50% chance of being banned . ;(

[GADZOOKS]

My cat wanted to hear Fleetwood Mac, but now he's listening to "Rat Trap".

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[executioneer]

:eek

[Archduke Tips]

:themoreyouknow

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:themoreyouknow
:eek

[executioneer]

:eel

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/eel.jpg

[executioneer]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/cordelia.jpg

[executioneer]

:eke

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (:eek)

[Pub Lover]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

I mean... :eek

[executioneer]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Esuohlim]

:eel

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eel (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9262&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=21425) :x

[Esuohlim]

:eek

:rolleyes

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, go away ZBF! :P

[Noodles]

HORRAY this is no longer a gay chat line!!! :party

[Pub Lover]

And yet you're still a gay chatline user. :eek

[Noodles]

Serious Homo Problems???

[Pub Lover]

Yes. You do.

[Noodles]

Cant we celebrate not being homo cause im not fuckin gay.

[Pub Lover]

Then you're posting it up in the wrong thread on the wrong forum, Homonski. :eek

[Noodles]

Homonski??? Can we please stop with the homo jokes.

[Pub Lover]

No. :eek

[Pub Lover]

THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS.

[Pub Lover]

As true as it ever was. ;)

[Noodles]

I DONT HAVE HOMO PROBLEMS!

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/raysrvproblems.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I DONT HAVE HOMO PROBLEMS!
The lady doth protest too much, methinks. ;)

[Noodles]

Yes I need help getting rid of your serious homo problem.

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

I mean really! You seem to have turned the tables on me, you young scalliwag! :posh

[Noodles]

Is that an insult or a compliment?

[Pub Lover]

It depends if you appreciate suggestions that large men insert themselves into your behind, my young chappy. :posh

[Noodles]

So it was an insult?

[Noodles]

That was a really gay insult just as gay as you...

[executioneer]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

No, no! Your bottom is well set for the insertion for even the largest of male genitalia.
Im going to take that as a moment of awe.
Yes, so shall we all. :gheysecks

[Pub Lover]

That was a really gay insult just as gay as you...
My lad, you seem to be a bit too excited by all this talk of sex. Maybe you should take a sedative.

[Noodles]

And that is the spaz in all of us the complete rush of insult known as Pub Lover...IM NOT GAY!

[Pub Lover]

And that is the spaz in all of us the complete rush of insult known as Pub Lover...IM NOT GAY!
My poor boy, you'll learn in time.

You're the gayest person here! :eek

[Noodles]

Here we go again insults, insuults, insults to gain the upper hand on someone or as you think...(GEESH this really is sounding gay)

[Pub Lover]

Noodles, why is being gay an insult to you?


We do like our catamites with spirit! :D

[Pub Lover]

(GEESH this really is sounding gay)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/jersey/content/images/2005/11/24/geese_ecard_350x300.jpg

[Pub Lover]

QUACK QUACK QUACK! :eek

[executioneer]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[executioneer]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

I must say, that really was quite thrilling. My heart is beating a mile a minute! :eek

[executioneer]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

(GEESH this really is sounding gay)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/jersey/content/images/2005/11/24/geese_ecard_350x300.jpg

[executioneer]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

Only nine posts until your Ten thousand, Willie. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Eight! :eek

[executioneer]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (:eek-ing my way to 10000)

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (:eek-ing my way to 10000) :lol

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

MY WEBSIGHT IS MAKING ME MIGHTY ANGRY >:O

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[executioneer]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

MY WEBSIGHT IS MAKING ME MIGHTY ANGRY >:O
<head><title>Danny Tatom</title></head><body>soon.</body>

:lol

[executioneer]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

:eek

not that
im actually workin on the site
on my COMPUTA :x

[executioneer]

:eek

[executioneer]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[executioneer]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[executioneer]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/thehillsarealive.jpg