I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[liquidstatik]

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[liquidstatik]

A WONDERFUL PAGE BREAK 8]

[Misdemonar]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/pix0902B_1_big.jpg

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/PURPLEKUSH1.jpg

[Misdemonar]

delicous :OOOO

[Fathom Zero]

It's like Christmas!

[Misdemonar]

I used to have some panama red, but then the cops took it :(

[liquidstatik]

:lol that purrple looks nice :O

[Misdemonar]

thanks, but it's not mine :(

[Fathom Zero]

Amidst all the pot, there's a banner for last-memories.com memorial site at the top of my page. RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.

[liquidstatik]

well im hiiigh and hungry, SO AFK MAN BURGERKING

[Pub Lover]

Didn't you get ordered to make Zorak's eyes spin in your sig?

[Misdemonar]

I don't know how to :(

[Tadao]

Hey Asila! :boob :boob

[Fathom Zero]

HEY NOW

[Pub Lover]

Young people with an interest in computers can easily be seduced by online gangs, an online security consultant warns.

The comments follow the case of a teenager who has admitted six charges relating to introducing hidden programs into more than 1 million computers worldwide, causing an estimated economic loss of $26 million.

Police say Owen Thor Walker, 18, was paid $40,000 to develop the software used.

Computer security analyst Brett Moore says though it is unusual for a New Zealander to be involved in such a high-profile scam, online crime is commonplace.

Mr Moore says criminal gangs are treating the internet as just another tool to extort money.

"This sort of thing just goes on constantly … The old mafias and organised crime gangs are just moving to new territory, using the same tricks to get more money." (http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/latest/200804021013/36bc8298)

AS OF NOW ALL OF YOU ARE MEMBERS OF THE I-MOCKERY CRIME SYNDICATE, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! :crime

What do you want your silly middle name to be?

[Fathom Zero]

"Pasty" or "Jingler"

[MarioRPG]

Online gangs? That sounds pretty dangerous :o I mean really

[Pub Lover]

THIS IS SEDUCTION! YOU WILL CRIME, CRIME ALL NIGHT!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Amidst all the pot, there's a banner for last-memories.com memorial site at the top of my page. RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.
http://bp1.blogger.com/_PjjnTkXJp1o/RztmL_kJhGI/AAAAAAAAAEU/2KYgD0yaMmM/s1600/wire.gif

[Fathom Zero]

"Crime" is one of my middle names, next to "Pasty" or "Jingler."

[Pub Lover]

Jake The Crime Jingler Busey Jnr?

[liquidstatik]

so where can i join this gang?

[Pub Lover]

You're already in the gang, and if I ever get caught Imma naming you as the ring leader & gettin some sorta plea-bargain.

[Ninjavenom]

nigga, i STARTED the gang

[Asila]

Tadao!
Am I in the gang too, because I want a middle name that has something to do with balls.

[Esuohlim]

i committed suicide today, rofl APRILE FOOLS

I'll be in the gang my middle name will be TWEEZER :picklehat

[executioneer]

man its a good thing i already changed my title to johnny phonecalls :lol

[Pub Lover]

Better the jibblies than an erection, though.

:lol

[liquidstatik]

4D is down, and yous guys ain't even talking ;_______;

[executioneer]

who's down

[Esuohlim]

I've been on the internet since 6:30 :(

I feel pretty depressed about this :(

[liquidstatik]

i've been on since 9am :(

[liquidstatik]

but its nothing new ;<

[liquidstatik]

who's down

4 Dimensions :x

[executioneer]

what is that a mmo

[liquidstatik]

idk i guess, it's a mud. :x i wouldn't call it massively multiplayer, as theres only like 15 or so people ever online at the same time ;<

[Esuohlim]

Man I've got to make an outline for a powerpoint presentation I got to do in three weeks. >:

Presentations suck because not only am I incredibly awkward when I attempt to speak in public but it also completely prevents me from further pretending that I know what I'm doing in the class :x

[Esuohlim]

i've been on since 9am :(

:x

[liquidstatik]

iknorite, and i dont even do anything productive either :x

[Esuohlim]

Yeah I know that's part of the reason why I'm so :( about it :x

And I've been completely bored the whole time :x :x

Especially on here where nobody's been posting in the last few hours >:

[liquidstatik]

hahaha, exactly :(

i just sit here, staring at the screen, hitting F5 'til I see a new post :x

and then i ignore it if it isn't in the chat thread :x

[Fat_Hippo]

It's like an amazing new drug!:hypno

[Fathom Zero]

Good Morning!

[Fat_Hippo]

Morning? Oh, right.

[liquidstatik]

mornin 8]

[Grislygus]

Man, this Octogonopus guy is irritating me.

[Pub Lover]

Try reading Fat_Hippo's posts sometime.

[liquidstatik]

dont do it man :x

[WhiteRat]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/amd_olson.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5336/aileenwuornostd7.jpg

I guess we know who's having a good time!

[Asila]

Smexy

[Pub Lover]

Yeah I know that's part of the reason why I'm so :( about it :x

And I've been completely bored the whole time :x :x

Especially on here where nobody's been posting in the last few hours >:
>:
hahaha, exactly :(

i just sit here, staring at the screen, hitting F5 'til I see a new post :x

and then i ignore it if it isn't in the chat thread :x

>:

[liquidstatik]

WHAT >:

[Pub Lover]

NO ONE IS POSTING IN THIS THREAD? YET THERE ARE PEOPLE READING IT?

CRIMES!

[MetalMilitia]

It just occurred to me that the storyline of Red Heat is almost identical to that of K9.

[MetalMilitia]

And the storyline of K9 is almost identical to that of K9:2... possibly called K10, but that wouldn't make any sense.

[MetalMilitia]

Oh wait, it was called K-911. NINE ELEVEN.

I knew there was a pattern here somewhere. I'm going public with this info first thing tomorrow morning.

[Fathom Zero]

IT ALL ADDS UP WITH CRIME

[Fathom Zero]

Phil Collins - You Can't Hurry Love

[MattJack]

Phil Collins - You Can't Hurry Love

I heard this song for the first time on my way to work this morning :x

[Pub Lover]

I just infractioned all of BongHitMan's posts. If he gets one more he's banned. Oh wow, I hope I don't read another of his posts. :willie

[BongHitMan]

Pub lover more like PUBE Pub Lover!

haha I'm mocking

[liquidstatik]

http://www.last.fm/music/edIT/_/Laundry :420

[BongHitMan]

I don't understand that

[Esuohlim]

I wore doug funnie clothes all day today :eek

[Esuohlim]

I haven't worn them in about five months but I was all fuck it why should I waste it on halloween only >: >:

[Esuohlim]

I didn't write in a journal though >: fuck off >:

[BongHitMan]

Remember that episode when Doug finally did Patty?
I liked it when Skeeter revealed that Patty was drunk and that it was technically rape

[Pub Lover]

Add BongHitMan to Your Ignore List? CLICK CLICK CLICK PUNCH KICK SCREAM CLICK

[Esuohlim]

I don't think I'm allowed to have people on ignore :(

[Pub Lover]

Mister S, if I was you then no one would need to have anyone on ignore.

[Pub Lover]

Because I'd be making out with Mia Sara in the back of a red convertible. :eek

[WhiteRat]

I was at a bar that was full of butch dikes on ladies night.

[Pub Lover]

Damn, I deleted those PMs automatically because of my spam reflex, but I should've flagged them as the abuse they were.

Anyone want to guess the sender?

[Asila]

He spams because he loves.

[executioneer]

man i'm glad he came along i havent gotten to tell anyone to shut up in a while

[Pub Lover]

http://www.titikpilipino.com/images/album/willie_revillame-wowowillie.jpg

[executioneer]

i'm famous :eek

[Sethomas]

Guys, I just made an awesome post for this thread. However, I tried to open a new tab to check something, but refreshed the screen instead and thus lost my work.

This happened in two different incarnations of the awesome post. I hit ctrl+r instead of ctrl+t twice in the frame of a few minutes.

To wit, I opened this CL ad: http://bloomington.craigslist.org/grd/628060680.html because I was fascinated that someone would offer anything with a price variable like "free or $10", as if there was some room for fluctuation in opinion of what was the better deal. But for a goose, I thought that free or $10 were BOTH offers I couldn't ignore.

To sidetrack the long missive I originally wrote about why I'd like to buy a goose to kill, cook, and eat, I'll just say that it's a nice idea I'd like to undertake but probably won't. Even if in the future I don't have the liberty to choose between paying nothing for a goose or paying $10 for it, more opportunities for geese will certainly come in my future.

Anyways. Reading the ad, I decided that what I SHOULD do in the interest of sealing my name in the annals of asshole history is this: I should buy enough geese to constitute a flock and offer ample evidence of their existence such that I could get the goose in question for free. Immediately upon receipt of the free goose, I would kill, cook, and eat that goose with proper video documentation to give the farmer. The rest of the geese I would keep as pets. Perhaps I would send the farmer sporadic updates about how healthy and happy my pet geese are with frequent references to my having eaten his pet.

[ElPila666]

http://www.alphastamps.com/art/mother_goose_melodies.jpg

[Chojin]

Anyways. Reading the ad, I decided that what I SHOULD do in the interest of sealing my name in the annals of asshole history is this: I should buy enough geese to constitute a flock and offer ample evidence of their existence such that I could get the goose in question for free. Immediately upon receipt of the free goose, I would kill, cook, and eat that goose with proper video documentation to give the farmer. The rest of the geese I would keep as pets. Perhaps I would send the farmer sporadic updates about how healthy and happy my pet geese are with frequent references to my having eaten his pet.

I'm still laughing about this and i'm not sure why :<

[bigtimecow]

lol seth :<

[Sethomas]

I had to dig this up for reference for a friend who was complaining about feeling like she needed to censor herself in college papers about sexuality. I wrote it four years ago for a social science class in the school that developed the working methods of sociology, verily inventing sociology as a unique line of study. Hence, "the Chicago School of Sociology". I mention this to impress that I was graded by people who take this stuff very seriously.

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“Getting fucked is both clouded and intensified by shame,” as was evidenced by the fact that while many homosexuals claimed to take the active role in anal intercourse, an impossibly scant fraction admitted to being the receptor. (W. 212) Warner was not ambiguous in making his contention that the vast majority of sexual shame is unmerited. “In the realm of sex, more than in any other area of human life,” Warner testified, “shame rules.” (W. 17) Warner ushers in this point by many means, not excluding verbiage—he did not cower from including fist-fucking, strap-ons, and barebacking in his lexicon. This is certainly a grand step away from the subtlety demonstrated by his predecessors; it could easily be remarked that Foucault’s The History of Sexuality is so metaphysical that it could make perfectly coherent sense to replace most instances of the words “sex” or “sexuality” with “baseball” or “gardening.”
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I think I got an A- on that paper. Generally speaking, that department doesn't award A's for anything.

[BongHitMan]

Anyways. Reading the ad, I decided that what I SHOULD do in the interest of sealing my name in the annals of asshole history is this: I should buy enough geese to constitute a flock and offer ample evidence of their existence such that I could get the goose in question for free. Immediately upon receipt of the free goose, I would kill, cook, and eat that goose with proper video documentation to give the farmer. The rest of the geese I would keep as pets. Perhaps I would send the farmer sporadic updates about how healthy and happy my pet geese are with frequent references to my having eaten his pet.

is the free goose in question the farmer's pet, or something?
If so, I'm laughing just thinking of what his reaction would be
:emotionalscarring

[Esuohlim]

me too rofl

[Pub Lover]

You too what? :lol

[Esuohlim]

Hey Pub you haven't said you liked the new South Park yet :eyebrows

[Pub Lover]

That would require having nothing to do for half an hour so I can actually watch it.

YOU DON'T WAN TME TO BE A LIAR! :eek

[Esuohlim]

ANSWER WISELY THIS IS AN INFRACTION TRAP :eek

[MattJack]

Crunch n Munch by Mike Jones is quite possibly the dumbest/most talentless rap song I have ever heard. When Mike Jones raps I always imagine he's riding on the back of a garbage truck rapping his shit or yelling, "MIKE JONES!" Life would make a little bit more sense if Mike Jones was a garbage man.

I fucking hate you Mike.

[MattJack]

I'm sorry Liquid :(

[Hobo Renee]

I remember that Mike Jones song with his phone number in it. Who?

[MattJack]

Yeah he did that in hopes women would call him, but he forgot that black people can't afford phones!

ZING RACIST JOKE

[Hobo Renee]

I actually tried calling him...shame...it was busy though.

[MattJack]

I would like to take this time right now to apologize to the readers of the I-Mockery Forum for my prior statement about black people. No I'm not racist, but yes I do hate Mike Jones. I hate Mike Jones so much that he makes me want to be a racist against people named Mike, or Jones, or some kind of combination of those two names.

[MattJack]

You didn't miss much Renee. I can pretty much sum up your conversation right now.

HR:Hello? Mike?
Mike: MIKE JONES
HR: Haha! Yeah hey Mike how are you?
Mike: MIKE JONES
HR: Haha. I got it! I just wanted to say that I'm a big fan..
Mike: MIKE JONES
HR: Yea, so anyways, hello. That's all I wanted to say really..
Mike: MIKE JONES
HR: Mmmkay, bye!
Mike: MIKE JONES

[Hobo Renee]

BUY MY ALBUM!

[Pub Lover]

ANSWER WISELY THIS IS AN INFRACTION TRAP :eek

I so wanted to follow through & say I liked it.

I like shit so much of the time, but that episode had nothing.

Maybe if I was less tired & drunker it would've at least gut a chuckle frm me. :(

I'm now behind on my work & I didn't even get to make the joke I wanted.


Plus I'm getting IMed by a nigerian conartist right now. jenifer_fills on yahoo

[liquidstatik]

DUDE I DON'T EVEN LIKE MIEK JONES

[liquidstatik]

Plus I'm getting IMed by a nigerian conartist right now. jenifer_fills on yahoo

you're talking to a girl :eek

[liquidstatik]

http://www.trevorromain.com/blog/archives/father&son2.jpg

That pub lover sure is an annoying character lol!

:lol

[Grislygus]

Some dumb asian broad ran a red light and hit my mustang >:>:>:
It bulged the bumper, goddammit, everything's original on it. >:>:>:



At least her car was completely and absolutely totalled, tho

[Grislygus]

Of course, by "just" I actually mean a few months ago, but I don't think I've gotten around to bitching about it in these parts

[Pub Lover]

you're talking to a girl :eek

High point of my day so far. ;(

[Pub Lover]

CATCH THOSE FLYING NAKED CHILDREN!

[Pub Lover]

my mustang

WHERE THE HELL IS THE VIDEO OF YOU SLIDING ACROSS IT'S HOOD?! INTERROBANG!

[Esuohlim]

Nice page break image now I'm going to have to clear my cache again >:

[Grislygus]

Awright, pub, I can see if I can hook you up wid dat

Except that the right bottom front side is kinda crumpled now >:, awesome factor lost.

[Pub Lover]

I would also like the phone number for that Jewish vegan activist chick you metioned.

[Grislygus]

No you don't. I never met her , but I've heard horror stories.


Literally, horror stories, I have some reliable info that she regularly turned into a werewolf and devoured men's penises

In a bad way :eek

[Grislygus]

The whole D&D club thing is actually a hilarious story in and of itself, actually

[MetalMilitia]

I would also like the phone number for that Jewish vegan activist chick you metioned.

I hear liquidstatik can arrange for you to have sex with a baby, if that's any help.

[liquidstatik]

Nice page break image now I'm going to have to clear my cache again >:

:rolleyes

[Hobo Renee]

a vegan baby.

[liquidstatik]

I hear liquidstatik can arrange for you to have sex with a baby, if that's any help.

he's already asked once :x

[Pub Lover]

A Jewish vegan activist baby? In Arkansas?

[liquidstatik]

i got hoes in diff area codes :ludacris

[Hobo Renee]

Kinky.

http://starling.rinet.ru/music/sleeves/zap_kinks.jpg

[Grislygus]

Post 19


STAY ON TARGET

[Grislygus]

STAY ON TARGEEEET

[Pub Lover]

Kinky.

http://starling.rinet.ru/music/sleeves/zap_kinks.jpg

What happened to the side scroll?

NO EDITING IN THE EDIT ROOM!

[Hobo Renee]

I"M DRUNK!

[Pub Lover]

Devil Wears Prada (my wife wanted to watch this one, it was awful. Really predictable, cliche, and boring)

First she makes you move to a shitty country & then she makes you watch shitty movies?

If I didn't share your bad teeth fetish I wouldn't know what you saw in her.

[Pub Lover]

I"M DRUNK!

Good. :)

[Grislygus]

STAY ON TARGET

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/2007-09-lizardcouch.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Oh now you've gone and done it

[Grislygus]

I can't find my cool pics folder :(

[Grislygus]

Wait I should've gone with a Cyd Charisse shot


WHAT HAVE I DONE

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/fatherson2.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/fatherson.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://i32.tinypic.com/1znmkck.png

[liquidstatik]

http://i27.tinypic.com/20qavkw.png

[liquidstatik]

oh man i wish i had imageready ;__;

[Fathom Zero]

I won a medal today in computer literacy because I knew the difference between RAM, ROM, EEPROM, CMOS, and the BIOS.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

oh man i wish i had imageready ;__;

I wish I had photoshop because what I keep making in paint looks ugly like yo momma :x

[liquidstatik]

does that mean what you do in paint is dead :x

[Pub Lover]

I wish I had photoshop because what I keep making in paint looks ugly like yo momma :x

No matter what program I use it looks like a paint product, it's due to no talent.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/son2.gif

[Esuohlim]

does that mean what you do in paint is dead :x

lol sry :x

[Esuohlim]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/son2.gifhttp://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6011/boowi1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/fatherson2.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

:lol It's all in the your additional image.

[liquidstatik]

lol sry :x

:lol

[liquidstatik]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/son2.gif

can you resize it to avatar size :x

[liquidstatik]

p.s. this is my new favorite page :x

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/noob3avatar.gif
This is the last avatar I made for someone else.

[MattJack]

"We just two deadly, deadly honey dews."

"But daddy.."

"Shhh, fruit don't talk. Fruit just listens."

:x Squidbillies is probably one of my favorite shows! Fuck yall id care if it's on Adult Swim, fuck yall it's funny. Fuck yall.

:lol the spinning baby made my day

[Pub Lover]

CATCH THOSE FLYING NAKED CHILDREN!

"My name is Pub Lover, you might know me from the Internet"

That pub lover sure is an annoying character lol!


...

[Esuohlim]

While you're at it make the spinning baby spin in Zorak's eyes from Misdemonar's avatar 8]

Each one an opposite direction :eek

[img - page break image.jpg] >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/son2.gifhttp://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6011/boowi1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/fatherson2.jpg

...

[MattJack]

make the man say, "My name is Pub Lover, you might know me from the Internet."

[Pub Lover]

:x Squidbillies is probably one of my favorite shows! Fuck yall id care if it's on Adult Swim, fuck yall it's funny. Fuck yall.
noob3 didn't like that the avatar sometimes says COCKS

Which is the only reason I agreed to make it
:lol the spinning baby made my day

:)

[Pub Lover]

While you're at it make the spinning baby spin in Zorak's eyes from Misdemonar's avatar 8]

Each one an opposite direction :eek

>:

make the man say, "My name is Pub Lover, you might know me from the Internet."

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/son2.gif

can you resize it to avatar size :x

I don't know how to do any of those things. :(

[Esuohlim]

Also get me a sandwich

[liquidstatik]

dude you suuck ;<

[Pub Lover]

make the man say, "My name is Pub Lover, you might know me from the Internet."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/son2.gifhttp://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6011/boowi1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/pulobverson2.jpg

[Pub Lover]

dude you suuck ;<

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/son3.gif

[Pub Lover]

While you're at it make the spinning baby spin in Zorak's eyes from Misdemonar's avatar 8]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/zorak.gif

This one is weak, but do you know how many damn frames Missy's avatar has? >:

[Pub Lover]

Also get me a sandwich

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/fatherssandwich.jpg

[liquidstatik]

you should have left the sky and nnot the swirly things :x

[liquidstatik]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/fatherssandwich.jpg
:lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/son3.gif
ty :eek

[Pub Lover]

Oh Danny, you're really using it?

I though you were kidding. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/dannytotalloli.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:lol idk, i like the kimbo avatar ;_;

[Pub Lover]

Total Loli. :eek

[Esuohlim]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/fatherssandwich.jpg

Haha ok now make the sandwich spin and we'll call it a day :o

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

i'm applying at albertsons right now :eek

[GADZOOKS]

If you saved the sandwhich on a seperate layer you could have it spin without fucking with the sky.

This is your Animated Gif Tip of the day.

[Pub Lover]

I could've done with reading that before I started doing this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/fatherssandwich2.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/pulobverson2.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

Seamless.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

Check this out:

torrifica.blogspot.com

My blog, of sorts.

[GADZOOKS]

http://arcmusic.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/break_dancin_4.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

Costco sells some pretty good frozen taquitos, vermin free. Your blog is racist.

[liquidstatik]

i thought his shirt said speed freak :lol

[Esuohlim]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1630/anim7fc2082221132ff485bay0.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Thought it was speek freak too.

Back in my day the Donkey was called the "Old-Glory Mule Kick"

[Esuohlim]

I wonder when the time will come when we can sum up the entire '00s decade with one picture.

[GADZOOKS]

This is the new I-Mockery Vet Squad handshake

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1545/brakefagsxh4.gif

[Esuohlim]

So is that GW and Seven Force then :lol

[WhiteRat]

So a friend of mine who lives in Mississippi now calls the other day to say that he's gonna be in town for the weekend and asks to crash at my place. Then yesterday he calls and says he's bringing two of his friends. Hmm, whatever I say, I can handle three people here. Then 30 mins ago he calls me and says those two friends invited 3 other people. So that's 5 people i've never met that plan on staying at my apt for 3 days. FUCKKKKKK

[Pub Lover]

Sounds like WhiteRat should be getting ready for trip to Mississippi.

DON'T FORGET YOUR HOUSEBREAKING KIT!

[Esuohlim]

Say you've been called in for duty again immediately starting tomorrow morning.

This will let you off the hook for six months too so it's airtight.

[WhiteRat]

Actually, all of these guys are in the Reserves so that yarn won't spin.

[GADZOOKS]

I would just tell him he has no right to invite a bunch of scumbags to my house and that he should fuck off.

[GADZOOKS]

"this aint the party zone, get lost"

that's what you should say

[Esuohlim]

I want this conflict situation to end with a comedic misunderstanding and then I want to see it on TV.

[WhiteRat]

I would just tell him he has no right to invite a bunch of scumbags to my house and that he should fuck off.

That's what I pretty much told him over the phone. The best part is that the 3 additional guys were invited by his 2 other friends. He doesn't even know these guys! I told him to put everybody up in a motel and his response was, "i'll try..."

EDIT: They should be here in less than an hour...SPOOKY TIME

[Esuohlim]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/200/133310georgellb7.jpg

HOW COULD YOU INVITE THREE PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, KRAMA!

GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET

[Pub Lover]

gahh can you not comprehend that your ignorance will cause me to explo

Oh no he exploded before he finished the post :(

...

[Esuohlim]

Pub why are you reading three-year-old threads

From the politics board no less

[Pub Lover]

Get Smart is my favorite show. I saw they're making a movie version with Steve Carell. I think it's a pretty good choice

A new version of Get Smart?

Who would be Agent 99?

Anne Hathaway? Ick.

OH SHIT, THE ROCK IS IN THIS TOO? THIS IS GOING TO BE CRA...

Oh, Bill Murray? Maybe it'll be ok, but still The Fucking Rock?

Terence Stamp means it can go either way. I don't know how to feel.

[liquidstatik]

i'm installing savage2 right now :eek

[Pub Lover]

Pub why are you reading three-year-old threads

From the politics board no less

The politics board was worth reading then.

Also, Guest watching.

[Pub Lover]

i'm installing savage2 right now :eek

I'm standing in the middle of the Wild West feeling all alone. >:

[liquidstatik]

lol whooops i'll be there when these updates are done 8]

[liquidstatik]

whurr you at?

[Pub Lover]

Intersection Of Main And Central

[liquidstatik]

brt

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/son2.gifhttp://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6011/boowi1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/pulobverson2.jpg

...

[Esuohlim]

Making up for all my crimes :eek

[Esuohlim]

:eek

[Esuohlim]

:eek :eek

[Esuohlim]

This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes. :eek

[Esuohlim]

This post is a duplicate of a post that you post have posted in the post last five post minutes post post. :x

[Pub Lover]

Making up for all my crimes :eek

All your crimes? :eek

[Esuohlim]

ALL my crimes :elk

[Esuohlim]

Well ok not really I'd be here for hours :(

[GADZOOKS]

I don't know what you people are doing. Singing songs from They Might Be Giants?

[executioneer]

pub lover are you and dan tatum playing online games

[Esuohlim]

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9623/linnelloj3.jpg

Yeah you're gonna beeeee in my expeeeeerimental fillllllm :(

[Pub Lover]

pub lover are you and dan tatum playing online games

I am playing online games, Danny has fallen asleep. :(

[Pub Lover]

Does standing in one room waiting for you buddy to wake up count as playing?

[GADZOOKS]

cool what game

[Pub Lover]

Well, Danny is playing savage 2 7 didn't bother to tell me, while I'm playing a MUD called 4 Dimensions.

Muds have too mucgh reading involved.

[Pub Lover]

http://users.ox.ac.uk/~sg/ridgeway/11%20Mud.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

I'm playing Street Fighter 3!

Edit: Third Strike

[GADZOOKS]

I wish the Mame Gang was back

it's death knell was the thread being stickied. All sticky threads are doomed to failure






:rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

all i remember from that is beating rongi at marvel vs capcom and him crying

[liquidstatik]

Well, Danny is playing savage 2 7 didn't bother to tell me, while I'm playing a MUD called 4 Dimensions.

Muds have too mucgh reading involved.

it ran to slow, so i'm back on 4d :x

[GADZOOKS]

Rongi cried alot

[Guitar Woman]

how about you guys play PSO with me!

[Pub Lover]

I remember the one game I played with the Mame Gang. It was also marvel vs capcom & Gadzooks made some harsh comments concerning my poor performance.

It was Literati all over again.

[Guitar Woman]

or don't, the game is horrible ;<

[Guitar Woman]

hey guys

[GADZOOKS]

I did NOT

but yeah you got toasted in Literati, Pillowfight tore you a new one.

[Guitar Woman]

guys

[GADZOOKS]

get lost, we are talking about real girls

[Guitar Woman]

guys srsly guys

[Guitar Woman]

come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[liquidstatik]

i used to want pillowfight to be my internet gf :x

[GADZOOKS]

she doesn't do drugs anymore, you wouldn't like her anymore :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Anyone want to play Mouse Trap? :(

Or Sorry >:

[liquidstatik]

she was such a drunk :rolelyes

[GADZOOKS]

You can play those online :(

[GADZOOKS]

how about isketch or acrony :(

[Esuohlim]

No but I've got real friends to play with so long losers I'm going to go play Mouse Trap :picklehat

:(

[liquidstatik]

how about you guys play 4d >:

[Esuohlim]

If I had time I'd play Literati with someone :(

[GADZOOKS]

I bet you won't even finish setting it up before your weed kicks in and you all forget what you are doing >:

I DON'T DO TEXT ADVENTURES

[liquidstatik]

:rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

btw i'm high right now :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

No seriously, I HATE SCRABBLE

And that is only 50% because I'm so bad at it.

[BongHitMan]

Someone said weed

Anyone wanna hang out with a cool new guy?

[GADZOOKS]

no

anyway, my literati stragedy is to ridicule the other person until they resign. It worked on Pub lover.

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

My strategy is to use an online scrabble dictionary :o

Only when I'm playing against random yahoo fags though