I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Grislygus]

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO PUT IN MY TWO SENSE ABOUT RANDOM TRIVIA BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE ON THE FIELD. DID YOU KNOW THAT OSU'S RUNNING BACK IS THE SINGLE GREATEST PLACE SINCE INSERT BULLSHIT REFERENCE HERE?

[Grislygus]

I DID NOT KNOW THAT, GUS! WOW! WHAT A TEAM! THEY JUST LOST TEN YARDS! HOLY SHIT, THAT'S A REALLY EDGY STRATEGY! AAAAAND OSU MISSES ANOTHER FIELD GOAL! DAMN, THAT WIND IS LIKE A GODDAMNED HURRICANE! AND IT'S COLD, TOO!

[Grislygus]

SO, RANDOM FORMER PLAYER TURNED COMMENTATOR, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS A BIGGER THREAT TO THESE FANTASTIC ATHLETES, A MILD BREEZE OR A CHILL?

[Grislygus]

WELL UUUUUUUUUNH THE COLD WAS DEFINITELY NOT A PROBLEM, I AM ALMOST PRETTY SURE. THE WIND, I THINK, THE WIND IS DEFINITELY A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN BEING COLD. THAT IS MY OPINION, YES

[Pub Lover]

Grislygus joins Pub Lover in being confused and angered by ZeldaQueen.

They hold hands for mutual support.

[Grislygus]

Share a flask for mutual support. We need her picture so that I can draw an unflattering portrait

[Tadao]

Share a flask for mutual support. We need her picture so that I can draw an unflattering portrait

'ere we go:

http://s161.photobucket.com/albums/t211/ZeldaQueen/?action=view&current=Mypic.jpg
:love

[WhiteRat]

Bought a pair of these today:
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-24884574127194_2033_307186

These binoculars look and feel just like the real things. Each side is an eight ounce flask for a total of 16 ounces of your drink of choice. The eyepieces pull off and make handy shot glasses so you don't have the game beggers taking pulls off the poor spout.

[Kitsa]

I acquired my knowledge of Pokemon and Power Puff Girls through babysitting 2 korean kids for years and they were HEAVY into that shit.

I think most cartoons today are garbage.

[Tadao]

I never liked cartoons much as a kid. Always hated Flinstones/Jetsons/Scooby Doo Etc. I think I liked Daffy Duck and that's about it.

[pac-man]

I'm shocked your not a Bugs Bunny fan.

[bigtimecow]

IS THIS THING ALIVE

[bigtimecow]

what's up mr. pac man

[pac-man]

Just waiting for the change to kick in.

[bigtimecow]

obama was mad nervous today, stumbling all over his words :lol

[bigtimecow]

i keep farting

[Zomboid]

I shaved my head. I do it like once a year and then just grow it all out and when it gets so long that it annoys me a bit, I shave it all. I am thinking of shaving my goatee too and being all DISGUISED.

I figure if I did that and people don't recognize me at the bars I've been to, I have carte blanche and can be a total douchebag ALL OVER AGAIN.

[bigtimecow]

i recently shaved part of my beard so now i have sideburns and a goat

i look ballin

[Shyandquietguy]

With the grain or against it, Zomboid?

[Zomboid]

I had to use my beard trimmer, and I didn't use a razor to shave it right to the scalp. So, pretty much however I could get it all off.

[bigtimecow]

tomorrow morning i need to get the shaving cream out and bic this bad boy

[Shyandquietguy]

Which is it?

[Tadao]

Always shave against the grain.

[bigtimecow]

if its short then with the grain, otherwise it kills. but if its longer than against it because its flimsy enough to not hurt :pussy

[Shyandquietguy]

Zomboid, which is it?

[Shyandquietguy]

Indecision is just fear to a holy man, Zomboid. Either get a vest for winter or wear a coat.

[Zomboid]

I went against the grain! It was the most effective way of getting all the hair off.

I have a coat that has a vest attachment that I can zip into it.

[Shyandquietguy]

Is that how you treat someone trying to help you?

[Mockery]

Sorry for the delay in posting this... here be my current entertainment center / workplace setup.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/entertainment-center.jpg
Bape skin is better, admit it :rolleyes
make me :picklehat

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/made.jpg

[Tadao]

:p

[Kitsa]

I found an email address scribbled in an old book I bought. I got all excited and emailed it. It was a dud :(

[Esuohlim]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2091/seinfeldxs3.gif

I WAS THE BEST MAN AT A WEDDING. IF I'M THE BEST MAN, WHY IS SHE MARRYING THIS GUY?

[Aaarg]

aaaaaahahahahahahahaha

ooh that was a kneeslapper

[Kitsa]

also

yesterday someone called me and hung up. I thought it was more of that collections bullshit for that Greg guy. So I called back. It rang 5 times, and then whoever answered didn't know English.

Them: (unidentifiable language)

Me: Did someone from this number just call me?

Them: (some sort of question in unidentifiable language)

Me: Someone from this number? Just call my phone?

Them: (babble in aforementioned language) Wha?

Me: Never mind.

I forgot until the bf mentioned it later that people's numbers can be spoofed. That would explain why they seemed to think I was harassing them and not the other way round.

[Pub Lover]

Being buggered by Gordon Ramsay.:eek

Have you forgotten that you now illustrate your dreams?



Please. :)

[Grislygus]

Share a flask for mutual support. We need her picture so that I can draw an unflattering portrait

'ere we go:

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Mypic.jpg (http://s161.photobucket.com/albums/t211/ZeldaQueen/?action=view&current=Mypic.jpg)



http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/LauretteandHardy.jpg

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/GY-00052-CNose-Art-Hot-Pants-Pin-up.jpg


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/PoisonIvy_jpg.jpg


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/24.jpg


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/noseart.jpg

[RaNkeri]

I made a B-29 scale model once.

[Tadao]

:lol @ Gus

[RaNkeri]

I had few shermans too :x

Never had one that would've been 1/35 though :(

[Tadao]

Your age on other planets.

http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/age/

[Kitsa]

Have you forgotten that you now illustrate your dreams?



Please. :)


I started by saying that it's a memory best put behind me, then I stopped for obvious reasons.

If I had a choice, it damn sure wouldn't be Gordon Ramsay, let's say that much.

It's a memory best repressed, eh wot?:hypno

[Pub Lover]

so i'm makinga thread about plush toys and post pictures of them
and i wanna se yours too

Darkvare has posted a thread that matches Rog's thread on 'Entertainment Centers'.

Tadao, everyone is crying out for you to troll us with your penis.

[Tadao]

Plush toys are Mexican Enterainment systems :(

What you talking about Pubbles?

[Pub Lover]

Oh, I forgot, you shave your junk. Whoops. :x

[Tadao]

:lol I get it now.

[Esuohlim]

Your age on other planets.

http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/age/

Venus got some long ass days

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/NessuAnim.gif

[Kitsa]

Rankeri, I just took a muscle relaxer and it is really fucking with me the way that dog picture is moving exactly to the beat of every single Ramones song I've played since you posted it, even allowing for pauses between songs :(

[Shrubfest]

How dare there be noone talking when i need some satisfying anonomous abuse.

[Sam]

I GOT SOME ABUSE FOR YOU.

[Shrubfest]

Thank God.

Abuse me Sam.

[Esuohlim]

SAM

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/BIGroll.gif

[Kitsa]

New "Sasha and Malia" beanie baby dolls...but, uh, they SWEAR they're not named after the Obama girls! The names were chosen COMPLETELY AT RANDOM!!!!!

http://www.nwi.com/articles/2009/01/22/ap/entertainment/d95s7tdg2.txt

[Tadao]

Those seem to have bewbs.

[Kitsa]

Man submits drawing of 7-legged spider in lieu of money to pay debt (http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:66kcaFqM5sYJ:www.geekologie.com/2008/11/good_idea_man_submits_drawing.php+seven+legged+spi der&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=5&gl=us)

[Pub Lover]

The lady was very kind to return the picture. She could have stolen it and sold it for almost $600.

[Kitsa]

I appreciated her no-nonsense approach.

[Tadao]

When I posted that no one cared! :tear

[Kitsa]

I'm sorry, I didn't see it.

I'll make it up to you, here's Joey Ramone and his mommy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Fo1_ZV7CY

[Tadao]

That is an awesome mommy.

[Kitsa]

Yeah, she was an awesome mommy :(

[Tadao]

Today is the first day I've had in a long time where I don't really care about much. It's been like summer here all month and now it's seems to be going away for a while :( I love summer.

[Tadao]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/22/128771427221132649.jpg

[Kitsa]

cute.

[Tadao]

http://www.photofunia.com/output/1/y/C/9/yC9eaeWzgb-7n57BWwiaKA.jpg

[Tadao]

http://www.photofunia.com/output/1/G/3/N/G3N91yJaQ8JBxpaB6mjZpQ.jpg

[Kitsa]

you've got to admit she's a cute dog, even if she is a little batshit

[Tadao]

Definitely! But then again, I do find batshit crazy cute :(

[Tadao]

I should submit her to cuteoverload.com

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/emopagebrak.jpg

She got 12 stuffed animals for Christmas from well-intentioned relatives and has destroyed 11 of them.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/godzillaXVIII-preproduction.jpg

[Tadao]

Worth 1000 did a tribute to Farside Comics. Maybe you'll find it in there Kitsa.

http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=22649&display=photoshop&page=5000#entries

[Aaarg]

those are some awful photoshop jobs.

[Aaarg]

i'm saying that MY DICK could photoshop a better image using MY ASS instead of photoshop

but MY ASS is an expensive application so i may want to download A CRACK

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/horny-ex-of-aaarg.jpg

[Aaarg]

So true.

[Tadao]

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/gimages/good%20news.jpg

[Grislygus]

Christ Tadao, I already knew you were a jap and a pedophile, but I didn't know you were that bad

[Tadao]

???

[Tadao]

Crap, That's 4chan :( I SWEAR I WASN'T THERE!

[Aaarg]

Seriously, a fucking /b/tard? FREAK.

[Tadao]

What is a btard?

[bigtimecow]

TADAO DID YOU HAVE LIKE A 4 YEAR HIATUS ON THIS BOARD

it says you joined in 2002, i joined in 2004 and i don't remember seeing you post at all until like a year ago :/

[Aaarg]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/B/tard

[Tadao]

I'm Jixby Phillips Shhhhhh.

[Tadao]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/B/tard

So what you are saying is that you know more about 4chan than I do. No wonder your whore girlfriend left you.

[Aaarg]

:'(

[Tadao]

She was hot though. I forget, how did you fuck that up?

[Aaarg]

I temporarily moved back in with my dad so I could make 500-600 dollars a week rather than barely 250/week and have to spend most of that on gas. Though we had discussed it before I left, she "got new perspectives" on the whole thing and I guess felt as though I had abandoned her.

What I think happened is she fucked somebody else (she had a history of cheating on boyfriends--for Christ's sake I fucked her for a week while she was still dating someone else) and didn't want to be honest about it.

She was certainly hot, though. Great tits, too.

[Tadao]

If you posted dirty pics of her you would be justified.

[Aaarg]

Don't have any, anyway.

[Kitsa]

I'm pissed off at my toaster.

Put 2 pieces of bread in on light, barely toasted.

Put 2 pieces of bread in on medium, burned.

Put 2 pieces of bread in on light, then on light again (shortest possible setting)...burned.

Strangely enough, it does everything but toast this particular brand of bread really well. It must be the bread. Guess I should be pissed off at the bread.

[bigtimecow]

what kind of bread? i prefer some straight up 100% whole wheat myself :D

[Kitsa]

This is special 40 calories/slice diet bread that the bf has been getting. I prefer wholegrain oatmeal or wheat bread if given the choice.

[bigtimecow]

oh man, some wheat toast with grape jelly right now sounds amaaaaaaaaaaazing

and a coffee with cream and sugar but that's getting outlandish :(

[Pub Lover]

Yay! Someone finally merged the What Are You Eating thread with my sweet little baby. :D

Next I hope for it to eat that damn PYPH bitch. >:

Or maybe the entire Sport forum? :x

[bigtimecow]

SHUT THE FUCK UP PUB LOVER

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

[RaNkeri]

Bitchin'

[HickMan]

hay guys i'm back i just graduated quartermaster school yay!

[pac-man]

Did they teach you how to be jewish with supplies or is that something you guys just pick up over time?

[RaNkeri]

For some reason i've been humming/singing the gay bar song the whole day without any good reason. :x

[Tadao]

That bread might set your toaster on fire, be carefull!

[Kitsa]

Dammit, why can't I be asian so I can be my avatar-woman next Halloween?:tear

[Tadao]

If you were good with makeup you could still do it. I can't even tell she's asian, you you have a head start.

[Kitsa]

I got an A+ in stage makeup in college, but that was well before my latex allergy developed, and no one ever asked me to make myself Asian :/

[RaNkeri]

At the gay bar
gay bar
gay bar
YEEEEEOWWWWWW!

[Kitsa]

My dog needs to shut the hell up because if I take her out I'm going to end up with all the neighborhood kids in my yard and I'm just not in the mood today :(

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/ihateallofyou.jpg

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/constipation1.jpg
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Constipated.gif

[RaNkeri]

Suffering from constipation, Gus?

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/smiley.jpg

[pac-man]

Must be a Watchmen fan.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Whatever format the pictures people post here usually doesn't work for me at work. I normally have to guess what people are talking about until I get home and fill myself in.

[WhiteRat]

Someone isn't doing the required maintenance:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/3416498.jpg
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/3416497.jpg

[DevilWearsPrada]

:puke

[Kitsa]

That's nasty. But it looks as if she's wearing different pants in the 2nd pic?

I have no energy today. Not good if I plan to get anything accomplished other than watch the all-stars skills tonight :/

[WhiteRat]

That's nasty. But it looks as if she's wearing different pants in the 2nd pic?



The shirt and pants being lighter in the second pic is probably due to the camera lighting/shadows, etc.

That would be much nastier if the heffer was photographed in two different outfits with flies scopin' her crack.

[Kitsa]

Did I mention in the ER stories thread about the guy who had sores filled with bugs?

I will NEVER forget that smell in my entire life, and I thought I was good with that shit- I even spent a summer picking maggots off dead pigs to get my forensic entomology cert.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Roller derby tonight. Can't wait.

[Kitsa]

NHL all-star skillz tonight. Also can't wait.

I have mah hot pockets, mah chips and dip, mah sliced veggies. I am ready to go.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I need to DVR teh skillz comp when I get home and remember to DVR the game for tomorrow.

[Tadao]

No matter what part he plays, the guy from Christine creeps me the fuck out.

[Kitsa]

which guy?

(I am here during le commercial break)

[Tadao]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/jkm82/KeithGordon.jpg

[Esuohlim]

The kid from Back to School :rolleyes

Oingo Boingo were in that movie :rolleyes :rolleyes

[WhiteRat]

That was on Comedy Central just a few hours ago.

IT'S A DEAD MAN'S PARTY

[Tadao]

Yeah, I was watching it and he is super scary creepy. I think it's his teeth.

[Colonel Flagg]

I just had dinner with my dad and step-mom. I think I'd rather stick needles in my eyes next time. :x

[Tadao]

Did you get grounded?

[Fathom Zero]

Put on some Electric Wizard, now it's time to shower in the dark.

[Seven Force]

hey everyone

[Fathom Zero]

HAY SEVEN FORCE

[Colonel Flagg]

Did you get grounded?

No, but I was considering electrocuting my Dad.

3 drink minimum.

:domo

[Kitsa]

I've been through dinners like that.

I went outside with the aim of sweeping the light, fluffy snow off the driveway before it got tromped-through and turned icy. Then when I was finished I noticed that more had come down (as, indeed, it'd been snowing the whole time). So I did it all over again. And when I finished, I saw that even more snow had come down, so I did it all over again. And basically got stuck in a compulsive loop for about 2 hours. I must have looked like an idiot and I was freezing my ass off.

Finally I snapped out of it and I'm trying to just do it on the hour instead of frantically trying to sweep away each ten or twelve flakes as they fall. :/

[Fathom Zero]

Throw some hot water on it and melt it all away!

[Pub Lover]

Hey Kitsa! I suggest you put ice on your driveway so you can slip and fall and be completely disabled rather than just partially!

This plan has few drawbacks and is backed by the good Doctor Alford.

[Kitsa]

It gives me warm fuzzies to know you guys are looking out for me.

[Shrubfest]

How is everyone this day?

[RaNkeri]

Abe Lincoln was the first person ever to use an emoticon.



Stop the press

[Pub Lover]

How is everyone this day?

All the better for the conjunction of you and my imagination.

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Get your tyttobakteeri-infected, eye-rolling, Finnish-speaking ass outta here, Ranny-K.

Don't you have a new tv to buy?

[Tadao]

Abe Lincoln was the first person ever to use an emoticon.



Stop the press

Explain yourself

:rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

Explain yourself

:rolleyes

http://www.labnol.org/internet/did-abraham-lincoln-invent-emoticon/6682/

:rolleyes

[Kitsa]

==):-)=

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/NessuAnim.gif

[WhiteRat]

hahahhahahah HUNTIN' BEAVER:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsArvcl3vo

[RaNkeri]

HAHA I get it!

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/pilomancy.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I pay attention to all the wrong sports. Cricket, Rugby, & Ladies Tennis?

The only one I got to discuss in the sports forum was the tennis, and it mostly consisted of ElPila rubbing his legs like an Argentinian Vic Reeves.

[Kitsa]

I met a lady last year in a surgery waiting room...she was a research physician, from India but working here in the US, married to a caucasian American.

She took him to India and his first hour there, he's trying out cricket with her family (the family he just met) and somehow completely shreds his lower leg to bits.

First time ever out of the country and he's in an Indian ER. No ambulances, so they piled him in a taxi to get him there. They gave him some sort of emergency surgery- screws and pins- to get him home. So she was waiting for the American doctors to redo the job because she (an Indian doctor) didn't trust the doctors in New Delhi.

My semi-point was, how scary would it be to be so seriously injured an HOUR after you arrive in a foreign country your first time ever, and even your native-born spouse is looking nervous?

[Tadao]

Pffft, I've had worse.

[Big McLargehuge]

does anybody here own a pistol? i am considering getting one and i need input. i want a Kimber Raptor II (http://www.kimberamerica.com/pistols/customshop/raptor_II/) but there is no way i am dropping 1400 dollars.

[Big McLargehuge]

HOW THE FUCK :(

[Big McLargehuge]

I swear i only pressed the button once.

[Tadao]

HAHAHAHAHA MAKE ONE ABOUT ME >:

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/Esu.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I got banned from StripCreator six years ago :(

[Esuohlim]

http://www.stripcreator.com/users/Netuohnav

lol

[RaNkeri]

I'd also pick Esuohlim for the worst regular ever :rolleyes

[Dixie]

I'm feeling pretty good.
A little past 7 AM and I'm already intoxicated.
I probably shouldn't try to pack dishes now, but I'm going to anyways.

I'd say we've packed about half the house at this point.
Now I'm selling clothes on craigslist.
I'll pee on them for an extra $10 (plus shipping and handling).
;) ;)

[Kitsa]

lol

In other news: this struck me last night and apparently I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Ovechkin totally looks like that Jaws guy (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0804/nhl.players.resembling.entertainers/content.27.html)

[Esuohlim]

I'd also pick Esuohlim for the worst regular ever :rolleyes

DUH

[executioneer]

I got banned from StripCreator six years ago :(

milhouse i demand that you edit the frowny face in this post into a lol face, it is not sad face to be banned from strip crater by brad the canadian who bans everyone funny

[HickMan]

Sup guys!

[Shrubfest]

Hickman, you make the army seem ok. How dare you upset my principles.

[HickMan]

The Army is more then OK. It's downright great

[Kitsa]

I have two cousins who went through survival training together and would use it to fuck with people. I remember going to the grocery store with them and each one somehow knew exactly where the other was at all times. They'd throw glass jars over the tops of the aisles at each other and catch them every time.

They also put colored smokebombs down groundhog holes, which resulted in a spectacular rainbow groundhog parade and the single awesomest 4th of July ever.

[Shrubfest]

Bad shouty army people and princes. I bet they have bad recycling facilities too.

[Pub Lover]

Gentlemen, wanking gives you cancer. [link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7850666.stm)]

Please, knock it off.

[Shrubfest]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
haha.


hahahahha. I like this. Like it's gonna stop anyone.

[Esuohlim]

milhouse i demand that you edit the frowny face in this post into a lol face, it is not sad face to be banned from strip crater by brad the canadian who bans everyone funny

It is lol and a badge of honor but apparently I made over 500 comics and I'd like to know where they all went >:

[Kitsa]

Police Search for Jail Escapee (read for description of clothing) (http://www.nwi.com/articles/2009/01/26/updates/breaking_news/doc497deb09a7549322181096.txt)

How the hell are they dressing people in jail there?

[Tadao]

Gentlemen, wanking gives you cancer. [link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7850666.stm)]

Please, knock it off.

I can still wank, so long as I massage my prostate ;)

[RaNkeri]

Police Search for Jail Escapee (read for description of clothing) (http://www.nwi.com/articles/2009/01/26/updates/breaking_news/doc497deb09a7549322181096.txt)

How the hell are they dressing people in jail there?


:lol

It's pretty obvious who happened to be the prison's bitch. No wonder he's on the run

[Tadao]

Dad has a virus that seems to be activated by Chinese New Year.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

[Pub Lover]

How do I group shapes in photoshop?

[RaNkeri]

Holy shit guys, over weight is contagious :eek

[Tadao]

How do I group shapes in photoshop?

Is this what you are talking about?

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081222024839AAdFyc8

[Pub Lover]

Thank you, T-Dawg. Someday I'll install google on this computer and I won't have to keep asking for help. :)

[Kitsa]

:lol

It's pretty obvious who happened to be the prison's bitch. No wonder he's on the run

That place was just epic for prison escapes. I lived in a town that housed one of those jails, and I actually worked across the street from it for a while (we got prank calls from them...attempted prank calls, since they attempted to do it collect and the operator always told us it was the jail, and we'd just refuse).

That city was already notorious because John Dillinger escaped from the jail there. It was the local Sheriff's big shame and no one was allowed to mention it while she was alive. She lived to 102 or something, in a big mansion downtown.

There was one very famous incident in the early 2000s where these two murderers escaped, shot police officers, held people hostage in their houses, had a shootout at a gas station, and (for a few long, long hours) hid out in the woods behind our house.

That was unbelievably fucking scary. It was like a movie...nighttime, rural house, you look out the front window and there's a police helicopter hovering right there with a searchlight, someone shouting through a bullhorn to stay on the floor in your house and don't move. Shit. And cops tromping all through your woods. They caught the guys the next day running through a cornfield, I think.

Right after I moved where I am now, there was some sort of minor juvie escape and they had roads blocked off and helicopters out...I had flashbacks. :hypno

[Pub Lover]

That place was just epic for prison escapes.

Epic? Really?

[Kitsa]

Yes, epic, ass.

Do you think I'd bore you all with an account of every single one?

Anyhow, my ex in-laws (http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/northcounty/20031129-9999_1mi29hostage.html) trumped the experience of the escapees in the woods.

[Pub Lover]

If it's not worth retelling then it's hardly epic at all, you ditzy bitch.

[Tadao]

Hug it out you two!

[Kitsa]

Ah, listen to you sling the insults. Do they make you feel better?

[Tadao]

http://www.jongee.com/harry/b3ta/hug.gif

[Tadao]

http://procrastinators-anonymous.org/files/images/cyber_hug.gif

[Tadao]

http://colin-james.com/images/hug.gif

[Kitsa]

Anyway, any newspapers I link to have the annoying "nuh-uh, you gotta buy the content" thing, which gets to be an irritating stumbling block in the retell.

And if you're nitpicking about word usage, I ain't bovvered.

But I think what's more likely that you've been wanting to turn back into a bitch for some time and this was just your moment to pounce.

[Pub Lover]

Ah, listen to you sling the insults. Do they make you feel better?

You insulted me first! And as I have made clear, I have the mentality of a child. Maybe I should ask how hanging around morons and perverts make you feel?

[Kitsa]

normal.

[Pub Lover]

But I think what's more likely that you've been wanting to turn back into a bitch for some time and this was just your moment to pounce.

I stopped? :eek

I think it might be that I haven't read any ZeldaQueen posts yet today. She really makes your blathering seem tolerable.

[Pub Lover]

normal.

I've never been, but I've heard it's nice.

[Tadao]

STOP YELLING AT MOM!

[kahljorn]

i hope you two kill eachother

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/godzillaXVIII-preproduction.jpg

[Pub Lover]

i hope you two kill eachother

Me too. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Fuck Obama I hope he loses the election :ANGRY

A little late for that, eh? :\

There we go.

[Tadao]

No Pub I will not dedicate Lola to you. Too easy. I will find something befitting of you one day. Even if I have to record 8 hours of dead silence to do it.

[Pub Lover]

I agree, that choice must be too easy! I can follow the logic of why it'd be dedicated to me, which doesn't fit your usual dedication system at all.

[Tadao]

You know me so well.

[Tadao]

If Pub and I adopted a baby and gave it fatherly advice, The Kinks would right lyrics about it.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2009/weloveyourapathy.png

[Pub Lover]

Art Event : Pub's Love Child

Pub + [insert person] = A BABY!

Oooh! That is harsh on so many levels, My Friend. ;D



Have we got a laughing through the bitter tears emoticon yet?

[Tadao]

Nice Bape skin. :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

There isn't an eyeroll big enough to cover it.

[Tadao]

I'm supposed to shoot bullet out of a 45 and a paper target tomorrow. :(

Poor trees.

[Tadao]

KITSA! I made you a photshop project. I expect you to do something with it!

[Pub Lover]

Nice Bape skin. :rolleyes

I put it on just for the screenshot.

I'd forgotten it was there until you chastised Mr Mockery for not using. :x

[Kitsa]

I think I'll sit it out, Tadao.

[Pub Lover]

You and everyone else with a brain.

In that case, I guess I'll enter.

[Tadao]

If I drink just enough I'll be able to create something with Paint. But if I take one sip too many I'll rape myself and fall asleep.

[Asila]

Yo.

I died btw.

Thought you should know.

[Tadao]

ghey

[executioneer]

a g-g-g-g-ghost! :eek

[Kitsa]

It's supposed to snow 9 inches today :(

Still, not as bad as Iceland (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/iceland/4348312/Financial-crisis-causes-Icelands-government-to-collapse.html).....

[Zhukov]

Wow. I had no idea about that. Isn't it weird when you learn things from i-mockery?

[Kitsa]

A government collapsing would be pretty fucking scary.

When I was a kid reading about governments collapsing I always pictured total anarchy and the actual government buildings falling over.

[Zhukov]

Yeah, well, it's not as if all social and economic foundations have been torn asunder, it's just like all your current ministers quitting, which, depending who you talk to, isn't always going to be a bad thing. No idea about Iceland, but people protesting daily for them to quit sounds like they might not mind.

I too imagined actual building falling down. Also, lots of fire.

[Big McLargehuge]

Mr Haarde, who is also suffering from cancer, chose simply to resign rather than accept. Dang. What's a dude to do when he's got cancer, loses his job, and the country he is leading falls apart? We need to get this guy some suicide counseling.

Edit: Or a really good hug.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/brakbrak.gif


I dunno, I think the economic foundations are pretty buggered. As they are just about everywhere.

I'm still laughing from yesterday's wtf where Rod Blagojevich (the disgraced governor) went on a media blitz instead of attending his impeachment hearing. On a talk show, he revealed that he'd briefly considered giving Obama's empty Senate seat to Oprah Winfrey. He also compared his sufferings to those of Martin Luther King Jr. and Ghandi.

He's koo-koo.

[Shrubfest]

Is JD really bling?

[RaNkeri]

I thought all the mofo gangsta's drink cristal champagne

[Shrubfest]

I don't think i've ever seen them drinking. But then I obviously dont hang about in the right places.

[Kitsa]

It's the sparkly alcoholic bevvie that turned up on blingee, and it's the one I'd prefer anyway.

[Pub Lover]

Many mofo ganstas in yourkshire, Scrub?

[Kitsa]

It's snowing and snowing and snowing some more. My neighbor, the one with the giant van that farts voluminous clouds of exhaust, has somehow found a tatty snowblower that also farts voluminous clouds of exhaust. Dunno how he does it.

[Pub Lover]

Farts.

[Kitsa]

It's apt , the van is vulgar.

[Shrubfest]

Many mofo ganstas in yourkshire, Scrub?

We have dodgy ones, who think tucking one sock into their tracksuit bottoms and one over their trousers is cool.

[Esuohlim]

I JUST FINISHED READING GOOD OMENS BY TERRY PRATCHETT/NEIL GAIMAN

I LIKE HOW DEATH TALKS LIKE THIS

DEATH SHOULD POST ON I-MOCK

[RaNkeri]

g'nite

[Esuohlim]

SHUT UP RANKERI IT'S 4:45 IN THE AFTERNOON

FAG

[Esuohlim]

Rankeri: :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim, crissmus is over so you need to switch out from ralphie. i suggest sammy davis jnr

[Shrubfest]

I wish it was 4:45.
Then I'd still be in the pub.

[Esuohlim]

Every time I consider rehashing an old avatar I can never find the same image.

Remember the one with George Costanza smoking a cigar? That image does not exist on the internet anymore >:

[Esuohlim]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/9772/georgecigarax0.png

SEE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I finally looked into what the SHAMWOW guy(Vince) before selling SHAMWOWs. I knew he looked familiar but couldn't place him. He's from "The Underground Comedy Movie". :( When I first saw the preview for it I was excited because they had a parody of "The Baseball Furies" from the Warriors. Man was the underground comedy movie trash though. So much that I'm suprised Vince has ever gotten work again.

[Big McLargehuge]

DEAR MILHOUSE,
i hope this is an adequate substitute for what you are looking for.

http://www.cigaraficionado.com/Cigar/Graphics/Archives/fe997p1.jpg

[Kitsa]

I'm looking at being snowbound with no catfood. The last bit of catfood was gobbled down and then promptly thrown up....in the bowl....by the cat. Well, guess it's taken care of if she gets desperate enough.

I guess I could feed 'em dogfood.

[Esuohlim]

OK KITSA, THANKS

THANKS KITSA

THANK YOU FOR POSTING

[Esuohlim]

DEAR MILHOUSE,
i hope this is an adequate substitute for what you are looking for.

http://www.cigaraficionado.com/Cigar/Graphics/Archives/fe997p1.jpg

You bet your bippy it is, sir

[Esuohlim]

WAIT MAYBE IT WON'T I AM HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS :(

[Esuohlim]

Maybe someone could turn this math problem into an avatar for me idk

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/2015/math3ko4.jpg