I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Otto]

I always have weird luck with stuff like that. I bought an out of print Taschen book about Otto Dix for around forty dollars and now Amazon has a hardcover reprint for ten dollars.

[MarioRPG]

found some little book of common root words in biological nomenclature and what they mean for like a dollar at a bookstore. amazon sells used copies for like 40 bucks. nice. also, it's a sweet-ass book.

That's pretty cool, for such a potentially boring subject. I mean, I'd find it intersting, but..

[Seven Force]

http://i60.tinypic.com/21jd6ja.png

Just came in yesterday. After a couple of essays, I'll be playing this all week. :D

[Esuohlim]

THE WILLIE WARS :eek

[dextire]

Nice! It took 16-bits for me to realize Woodman has eyeshadow.
I recently picked up the Megaman X RPG myself.

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Imock%20misc/MegamanRPG_zpse5d3a269.jpg

[Seven Force]

That's a really good game imo

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I bout the MMX rpg and never played it.

[dextire]

I think it's worth dragging it out if you've still got it. It's been a fun game so far.
I've got it hooked up through my Wii with component cables and it looks pretty good on my HDTV.

[replicant]

I am addicted to play Bardbarian on Steam.

H6D_5ClkVzE

[dextire]

Looks like fun! I'll give it a go.

[Ex Leper]

We are one person short to having an even 14 participants in the secret santa.

[Tadao]

******

[captain516]

30 days until this shitty fucking year is over with.

[Chojin]

message boards :rolleyes

[Supafly345]

Messaging the boards as we speak.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Weiner beau beaner

[Aaarg]

happy new year!!!!! lets get this party start 2015 style!!!!!!!!!

[Babs]

A little late here, but in response to seven force. I'm currently working on making a Mr. gimmick cart for the NES. Getting the donor cart which is return of the joker and I'm set. Though some kick ass news just came about in the NES modding scene with an HDMI board for the NES being released by a guy named Kevtris. Looks amazing and way of a better route than the RGB mod that's currently been out.

OHHHH!!! And I almost forgot something. O-H!!!!

[Uncle_Sham]

i just came to visit for nostalgia's sake and now i feel like killing myself

[Babs]

Wow this place is so fucking dead now. Such a fucking shit hole. To busy having kids and trying to act all responsible? Eat shit. What a fucking disgrace.

[captain516]

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the mods?

[Tadao]

Censorship and lack of conflict have done wonders for this place.

[Colonel Flagg]

Do you still get an automatic ban for posting a picture of a cheeseburger?

[Schimid]

hello

[Tadao]

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[Esuohlim]

hello

what is up my main man us March 2003s need to stick together in these trying times

[HickMan]

I still use I-Bapery

edit: and I'm off by a month...:(

[kahljorn]

Hey guys

IS THIS MESSAGEBOARD DEAD NOW?

[Wiffles]

no its just dormant, sweetie ;>

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I think this is the first time I've seen someone online while I was in like, a year.

Hi Wiffles!

[Wiffles]

herro.. what do you think about the new upcomming zelda game for wiiU? ;>

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I'm hoping it's gonna be an Assassin's Creed-Skyrim-Zelda baby, because that's what it looks like.

3ds is worth buying for a Link Between Worlds and Smash Brothers. Indie games on it are the shit too, and cheap

[Wiffles]

yeah it looks promising.. its good to see nintendo ditching casual games

[Tadao]

THERE IS A TIME AND PLACE FOR CASUAL CONVERSATION!

[Wiffles]

no need to be a grumper, bunnykins :o

[MarioRPG]

Might as well use this thread for random posts then

Steven Spielberg to Direct Sci-Fi Novel 'Ready Player One' for Warner Bros. (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/steven-spielberg-direct-sci-fi-784370)
Actually one of my most enjoyed books, holy crap holy crap :love:love:love:love

[Otto]

Decided to shut down the show today but the gun shop found out about my involuntary commitment. I'm going to spend my birthday crafting a zip-gun.

[Tadao]

Was that supposed to sound all lunatic killery?

[Otto]

I'd never kill another person, at least not this time. This shell's for me. Happy twenty sixth BANG!

This would be so much easier if I had close access to a tall building or a nearby source of phenobarbital. Then again the thought of my family finding my brains splattered across the walls of my studio like some sort of smelly Jackson Pollock painting is really exciting to me.

[WhiteRat]

A/S/L room?

15/Demi-Pansexual Platonic Romantic/Dutch and a little Swahili

[WhiteRat]

I'd never kill another person, at least not this time. This shell's for me. Happy twenty sixth BANG!

This would be so much easier if I had close access to a tall building or a nearby source of phenobarbital. Then again the thought of my family finding my brains splattered across the walls of my studio like some sort of smelly Jackson Pollock painting is really exciting to me.

I've been to Spooner, Wisconsin. Bought some fireworks once.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I'd never kill another person, at least not this time. This shell's for me. Happy twenty sixth BANG!

This would be so much easier if I had close access to a tall building or a nearby source of phenobarbital. Then again the thought of my family finding my brains splattered across the walls of my studio like some sort of smelly Jackson Pollock painting is really exciting to me.

You're sad.

Today, I called Gamestop to pre-order a Ness Amiibo. The girl said to come in because they had a few and THEY SOLD OUT ON MY DRIVE THERE :(

I'm Facebook friends with her too, she said she could have held it for me if I had asked her >:

See Otto? My life is so much worse.

[Otto]

Well, got bored sawing pipe for the shotgun, decided to blaze up with a hibachi full of charcoal in an unventilated room but got caught by a friend just as I was starting to pass out. Got to spend my birthday in a hospital upstate. fun times.

[Tadao]

At least you aren't ZBF

[Otto]

NO MY NERD TOYS

[Tadao]

Who buys an Amiibo? lol Someone who can't even find someone to play online.

:highfive

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I just wanted Ness, he's too awesome to pass up. BUT I MISSED OUT, MY LIFE IS TERRIBLE, OH JEEZ

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I miss you guys :(

[Otto]

I ain't spendin' more than five bucks on a hunk of plastic unless it's at least forty years old. Except for my two Pee Wee Herman dolls. Those things'll be fucking buried with me.

[LordSappington]

One of my rats passed the other day. RIP Navi rat :(

[Tadao]

I ain't spendin' more than five bucks on a hunk of plastic unless it's at least forty years old. Except for my two Pee Wee Herman dolls. Those things'll be fucking buried with me.

I'm gonna grave rob you.

[Wiffles]

rob him of his tasty necrotized man-meats

[Tadao]

Lightly salted by the tears of chronic depression. :yum

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Peppered with a dash of gunpowder

[Otto]

Trust me, look in my pocket. There's gonna be a leather pouch and a flask. A token of thanks to the graverobber that showed an interest.

ALSO: A note that reads "Thanks for making me feel like the prettiest girl in the entire graveyard."

[Tadao]

Otto, you are the only person I've ever considered worthy of robbing your grave. I'd be proud to steal from your afterlife.

[Wiffles]

be sure to leave some candy in it too to ensure a grave-visit from wiffles

[Aaarg]

too to

tutu

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hutu the tootsie on hulu

[Otto]

Appointment with a new shrink today. Sweet Jesus do I love messing with those people.

[Aaarg]

suddenly recalls a bit of fry & laurie skit in which both stephen fry's character and hugh laurie's character act as though they are one another's therapist with a patient who is pretending to be their therapist

[Shrubfest]

Jesus. It's so empty here it probably echos.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

IT'S NOT EMPTY IN SPIRIT!

[Tadao]

ZBF, can you tell Shrub I said hello? I'm not allowed to talk to her anymore.

[Wiffles]

its cuz you fap alot

[Tadao]

is that the wrong way to tell a girl she's pretty?

[Wiffles]

not if you ask first~

[HickMan]

Just here to do my random inspection!

*Looks around for a few seconds*

Great! See you guys next time!

[Tadao]

Hickman only hangs out if there are 3 girls around.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

All about tha pussy, like a straight up thug

[Tadao]

ZBF YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.

Geez

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Well shit, I'll have to try again next year whenever she comes back.

GET IT, CAUSE THE SITE IS SLOW?

[Tadao]

ZBF, take solace in that I don't care enough about you to search out your address and rape you.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm glad that was the first new post I saw after two or so years.

[HickMan]

All about tha pussy, like a straight up thug

Back in the day fo sho. But I'm actually engaged now! Our wedding is next May. We're having a small destination wedding. Drama free and relaxing. It's also much cheaper then a local wedding.

At this point I don't really see any reason to post in any other thread, so I'll just write this here: I got to see Mad Max yesterday and I have to say it was very refreshing to see such a well-done practical effects driven action movie. Well worth the price of a ticket. I may even see it again in theaters. Something I haven't done in years.

So go see it.

Seriously. If you enjoyed the Road Warrior, it's worth seeing. If you enjoy action flicks, go see it. If you enjoy special effects, go see it. If you enjoy strong characters (especially strong female characters), go see it.

So go see it. You fucks.

[Ex Leper]

Working on a website inspired by I-Mockery called Spumoni Sloth.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I broke another "ruggedized" phone.

Mother fucking fucker.

[Tadao]

Stop looking at them.

[Esuohlim]

Working on a website inspired by I-Mockery called Spumoni Sloth.

People don't make websites anymore, dude.

[Aaarg]

i gotta make a website so i can sell my books
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/spoonbook1.jpg
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/spoonbook2.jpg

[Sacks]

Good job man.

[Tadao]

Are they books or a bunch of bleached paper? Nice hard cover though.

[Aaarg]

thanks

blank books
http://www.klimp.dk/glown/spoonbook3.jpg

[Wiffles]

need to fill it with notes about hidden temples and ancient artifacts

[Aaarg]

not the right colors for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/spoonboon1.jpg

[bigtimecow]

Hanging with liquidstatik in Seattle. This is so 2004.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

Forum4life

[zeldasbiggestfan]

MR. DANNY TATUM.

Shit boys.
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[bigtimecow]

nvm i thought i would want to come back to this forum but nvm it still sucks

nvm

[bigtimecow]

actually liquidstatik and i had a nice chat last night IN PERSON about this forum and how it ruled back in the day. like, i-mock was never the reason we were here, but the forum for whatever reason was its own thing. even though there was only like 12 of us that actively used it

where my boys at? mattjack, sethomas, milhouse, guitar woman, chojin? lol we had a laugh about sevenforce last night too

of course this was two grown men talking about an internet forum in person which is sad as fuck

[zeldasbiggestfan]

IT SURVIVES AND THRIVES IN OUR HEARTS AND MINDS.

[Tadao]

Save it for October.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I just heard The Joker and the Thief on the radio and was reminded of the times when GW and I would play Mario Kart and he would talk about how much he loved Wolfmother and Flight of the Conchords.

Good times

[zeldasbiggestfan]

RUN ON SENTENCES ARE MY FAVORITE THING, AMIRITE

[Aaarg]

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/greybis.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

[Wiffles]

thats Pub's job, you bunny-lumps

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I miss Pub :(

[Tadao]

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[Otto]

I got an undercut today. I call it the "I was only following orders!" hairstyle.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Sounds like you need an uppercut, AMIRITE GUISE? :lol

[Otto]

sounds like you need a wood router in your left eye

I AM GOING TO ETHAN ALLEN YOUR BRAIN

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I already took a BB, these folks know.

That sucked, hahah

[Tadao]

Yeah I was thinking you meant a punch in the face lol. My brother was shooting bbs at my feet in the garage to make me dance and one ricocheted grazed my eye. When went back to shooting each other in the stomach.

[Otto]

During marksmanship lessons at Boy Scout camp I had a BB ricochet off of the metal side of a target holder and catch me in the ear. Thank god it was one of those shitty air rifles that you had to manually pump. I couldn't imagine the pain if it was one of those green gas powered motherfuckers.

I also remember quitting around at around 11 years old because I got into studying the World Wars and was kind of revolted by the similarity between the Scouts and the Hitler Youth. The ear BB was just icing on the shit cake, I guess.

[Esuohlim]

Skulhedface sucks

[Esuohlim]

http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt152/maryannkopp/feafea.jpg

I-MOCK FUN BUNCH :D

Sam wanted me to go. Sam wanted to hang out with me :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

WHERE, OH WHERE, HAS OUR WILLIE GONE?

OH WHERE, OH WHERE COULD HE BE?!

Cum back guise

[Wiffles]

he's being held hostage in the pony kingdom

[WhiteRat]

he's being held hostage in the pony kingdom

He enjoys getting off on a kid's cartoon. He's no hostage.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=8799

POST COUNT FIGHTS THREAD HALL OF FAME

ok now I'm going to look for pics of drumming4buddha

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Holy shit, I didn't even know that existed.

[Esuohlim]

think that's something huh? i got another one for you it's called the logout button

[zeldasbiggestfan]

You aren't a very friendly ghost, MILTRAILER :lol

[Tadao]

think that's something huh? i got another one for you it's called the logout button
:chuckleworthy

[zeldasbiggestfan]

You goddamn Canadians are polluting the city.

http://fox2now.com/2015/06/30/alaska-canadian-fires-send-smoke-across-central-u-s/

[Otto]

Uggggggghhhh, living in this toilet of a state was bad enough without having to listen to dudes who look like white trash Baron Harkonnens try to sputter out reasons why the Civil War wasn't about slavery.

Then I get a lecture on how I should be proud of what my ancestors stood for. Jesus fuck, I had ancestors in my Grandmother's family who were members of the freikorps. But you don't see me waving around a black flag and pining for the good old days of Kaiser Bill.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Why weren't you blowing things up on the 4th of July like a good American? You sicken me.

[Otto]

But I did? I drank malt liquor and shot off a couple of bottle rockets... I even had a little paper dog that shat out black snakes and then exploded.

[HickMan]

I was in our nations Capitol for the 4th of July. I took a lot of pictures of neat landmarks and saw a bunch of people taking pictures of themselves in front of neat landmarks!

These two teenage girls were making faces and taking selfies in front of the Lincoln memorial right where MLKjr gave his 'I have a dream' speech. I kinda wanted to throw up.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Why didn't you just narf on them? Be like "Hey, bitches! Blaaaaaargh"

[Tadao]

lol, fucking kids.

[Tadao]

On the fourth I was high at a dead show.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

THE LAST ONE

[Tadao]

5th was the last one. I went to the 2 in California and then skipped the Friday in Chicago. But I caught the Sat and Sun shows.

I also saw that gay ass painting at the museum on Monday. You know the one. Ferris Buller.

[Tadao]

Also you missed the page brak. ONE FUCKING JOB!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I'm a bad person because I knew none of that business at all. Not a bit.

[WhiteRat]

I ate a brownie on the 4th that messed me up for a while. Good times.

[Pub Lover]

I miss Pub :(

No you don't

[Pub Lover]

Jesus. It's so empty here it probably echos.
ZBF, can you tell Shrub I said hello? I'm not allowed to talk to her anymore.
its cuz you fap alot
is that the wrong way to tell a girl she's pretty?
not if you ask first~

Hey Wiffles, can I tell you that you're a pretty rainbow hamster?


Otto, you are the only person I've ever considered worthy of robbing your grave. I'd be proud to steal from your afterlife.

be sure to leave some candy in it too to ensure a grave-visit from wiffles
RIP Otto. :tear

[zeldasbiggestfan]

bby, i knew ud cum bak

[Otto]

I've always had an extreme contempt for the living, and now I know it's because I'm dead!

[Tadao]

Then hell has a lot of drugs.

[Otto]

It would have to. If they didn't have enough horse to keep Bill Burroughs satiated, or enough blow to keep Hunter Thompson from freaking out more than usual, their souls would probably pierce the fabric of reality to get their fix and cause everything to tear apart.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Yeah man.

[Otto]

go smoke a drug, ZBF

[Tadao]

go smoke a cock, ZBF

[zeldasbiggestfan]

go smoke a sausage, ZBF

[Otto]

http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a540/PoseyVonLang/doll_zps3pgkh3o4.jpg (http://s1282.photobucket.com/user/PoseyVonLang/media/doll_zps3pgkh3o4.jpg.html)

also ive been told i can easily pass for someone that isn't a dangerous psychotic drug addict
http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a540/PoseyVonLang/im.jpg (http://s1282.photobucket.com/user/PoseyVonLang/media/im.jpg.html)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Do you wear that suit for fun?

[Otto]

That was me at a funeral. So, yes.









(Because it was your funeral)

[Tadao]

You look like a sexy Leonardo Dicaprio. Good job Otto.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

He does look like Leo :o

Otto, let me get your Ottograph :lol

[Tadao]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/675x380/2014/11/leonardo_dicaprio.jpg

[Tadao]

http://images.contactmusic.com/newsimages/leonardo_dicaprio_562231.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

[Otto]

I'm sick of seeing news stories about Donald Trump leading in the GOP polls. I'm throwing my hat into this whole election thing, fuck crafting an image of freedom loving man of the people. I'm giving the people what they want: A tyrannical nationalistic despot! Vote for me or be PURGED!
http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a540/PoseyVonLang/q_zpsmbled4mh.jpg (http://s1282.photobucket.com/user/PoseyVonLang/media/q_zpsmbled4mh.jpg.html)
http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a540/PoseyVonLang/po_zpszbpbcoj9.jpg (http://s1282.photobucket.com/user/PoseyVonLang/media/po_zpszbpbcoj9.jpg.html)
Happy voting, chumps!

[WhiteRat]

or enough blow to keep Hunter Thompson from freaking out more than usual,

that's not how coke works

[Otto]

Huh, I was just guessing. Never really been into coke. Too expensive, scarce in this area, and I'm not going to gamble with mixing cocaine and my addictive personality.

I always found its scarcity down here weird, given how hard crack's gotten into most of the neighborhoods.

[Tadao]

I've got 99 problems and a bitch caused every single fucking one of them.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Shoot her!

With yer d*ck!

[HickMan]

http://pixel.nymag.com/content/dam/fashion/daily/2014/07/29/29-leonardo-dicaprio-supersoaker.jpg

[Tadao]

That wasn't a supersoaker, I was just happy to see him.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

God, I fucking love your nipples in that one. So juicy.

[Otto]

Hahaha, I just reported my psychiatrist to the AMA for professional misconduct.

[Tadao]

Yeah but isn't that a once a month thing for them? I'm sure that in your mind you have a case, but then again your mind is in question.

Ahahaha just kidding buddy, make them pay.

wehavearunnerIrepaetwehavearunnercodecrystalisredI repaetcodecrystalisred

[Tadao]

I SEE YOU PUB

[Colonel Flagg]

What the hell?

[Colonel Flagg]

Anyone around here seen Don C?

[Pub Lover]

I SEE YOU PUB

:orgasm

[Tadao]

:orgasm
:wank:conspiracy

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Butts

[Otto]

Yeah but isn't that a once a month thing for them? I'm sure that in your mind you have a case, but then again your mind is in question.

Ahahaha just kidding buddy, make them pay.

wehavearunnerIrepaetwehavearunnercodecrystalisredI repaetcodecrystalisred

:lol I'm sure they get their fair share of bizarre complaints from their patients that are low-functioning schizophrenics and the like that go straight into the furnace, but they usually tend to heed complaints from my type of nutjobs (mood disorder sufferers). Especially since this shrink isn't in a private practice, but an office that's funded by the state government.

[Wiffles]

holy frejole! its pubbles! give us some sugar

[Pub Lover]

ZBF, can you tell Shrub I said hello? I'm not allowed to talk to her anymore.
its cuz you fap alot
is that the wrong way to tell a girl she's pretty?
not if you ask first~
Hey Wiffles, can I tell you that you're a pretty rainbow hamster?
holy frejole! its pubbles! give us some sugar

:wank

[Tadao]

Anyone around here seen Don C?

I just saw him in Age of Ultron, is War Machine supposed to be cool? It's not cool.

[Colonel Flagg]

I just saw him in Age of Ultron, is War Machine supposed to be cool? It's not cool.

Stop-motion. :lol

[Tadao]

Idiot probably still doesn't know that he attached his real name to the end of all his claymation, which he posted videos of everywhere he was flaming people.

[Tadao]

Alley

[Tadao]

Oop

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Colonel Flagg]

'sup Pub. :(

[Pub Lover]

Not much. How about you? :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

Just hangin' around waiting for something to happen.
Kind of like a book by Camus.

[Colonel Flagg]

Your avatar still scares the bejeezus out of me.

[Pub Lover]

It was a very fitting halloween avatar. I'd suggest that it be updated to have Trump behind the door, but somehow Palin is still on the main stage.
And, on a related note, New Horizons has a second potential target (http://www.planetary.org/blogs/emily-lakdawalla/2014/10151024-finally-new-horizons-has-a-kbo.html) beyond Pluto. Estimated Time of Arrival - January 2019.

The Hubble space telescope comes through in the clutch.

Only a billion kilometres beyond Pluto? Barely any distance at all.

[Colonel Flagg]

Already 3/4 of the way there
:lol

[Tadao]

https://hallofbeorn.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/nerds-ogre.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

Hi T! ☺

[Tadao]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

I see I have a new PM. It better be the nudes I asked for. >:

Nah she went to the front pages and praised RoG, then left when she didn't get love.

But she never knew love was at her backdoor.

;)

:orgasm

[Pub Lover]

I see I have a new PM. It better be the nudes I asked for. >:

It was. :wank

[Tadao]

PM means PM!

[Pub Lover]

Argh! My reputation for discretion is in tatters. :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Post Meridian

[Tadao]

Happy A Bomb day!

Science!

[Tadao]

:hat

[Colonel Flagg]

Little Boy.

[Tadao]

Little Boy Blue come blow your load.

[Colonel Flagg]

He did, 70 years ago.

[Tadao]

Colonel takes it up court

[Tadao]

Passes to Tadao

[Tadao]

Tadao swivels left, then right and passes back to Colonel.

[Tadao]

Colonel sees Pub and fakes to the right.

[Tadao]

Colonel lays it up!

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

fgt

[Tadao]

i mean that in the nicest way :(

[Pub Lover]

Who braked the page? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Who braked every page? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover, don't take this the wrong way, but you look a lot like Satan.
:posh

[Pub Lover]

Backdoor love is the savory forbidden fruit

this year was good for space.... we saw Ceres and Pluto up-close

But not Uranus for years.

[Pub Lover]

pub lover i'm gonna have to ask you to leave

I know. :(

[Tadao]

hrm, did someone find my secret not so secret Dilbert?

[Pub Lover]

hrm, did someone find my secret not so secret Dilbert?

No. :eek


Something else was deleted. :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

ALSO, how was it a year ago that you did that?! I thought it was last month not 2014. The fuck is going on.

[Pub Lover]

I know Esuohlim removed the hidden Stacy Dash butt I hid in here.

I hid it in the post quote image. I thought myself so clever. :sleep

[Pub Lover]

I hid it in the post quote image. I thought myself so clever. :sleep

Something like this. Secret Brak.

[Pub Lover]

Guest
Viewing Printable Version
I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)
Now there is an idea.

[Tadao]

Dude, time = :wank :( :death

[Otto]

I bought a hi fi console yesterday! I only wish I could keep it on the front porch, so I could listen to my 78s while polishing a revolver and giving my neighbors menacing grins.

[Colonel Flagg]

Just to reminisce a little .....
Whatever happened to Kulturkampf?

[Tadao]

FUCK YOU! I challenge you to chess again when I get to it!

WTF ever happened to RoG? is he too good to mix with the slime!

OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU DESERTED US!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

WHERE'S PUB?

[Colonel Flagg]

FUCK YOU! I challenge you to chess again when I get to it!

Oh, it's so on. :shocked

[Pub Lover]

Just to reminisce a little .....
Whatever happened to Kulturkampf?
He rubbed peanut butter on his balls and his dog ate him.

WTF ever happened to RoG? is he too good to mix with the slime
He saves his energy for yelling at conventions.
WHERE'S PUB?

Danny asked me to leave. Read my fricking posts. I don't need to be here until 2016.

[Colonel Flagg]

Hi Pub.

[Pub Lover]

Hey!

[ChrisGlass]

Hey

[Tadao]

Ho!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

TO THA WINDOWSSSSSSS

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

Have you ever looked at a puppet and thought "I'd fuck that."?

I hope that happens to me one day.

[Wiffles]

if its a Real-doll, why not ;3

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Howdy Doody with a fleshlight.

[Tadao]

I'm gonna need some one to pull the strings on a Realdoll. You don't seem to bust ZBF.

[Otto]

I can do it, I tried my hand at ventriloquism when I was a dumb kid, until I couldn't stop getting creeped out by the dummy's lifeless staring eyes and I burned it in an oil drum in the back yard.

[Tadao]

This will be the most important thing you can do for a bro.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

WE ARE JUST SO CHATTY, HUH DUDES?

[Pub Lover]

Posting on a forum is too much like going outside.

[Otto]

This isn't like the outside at all! Where's the twig-thin homeless lady that talks to St. Roch in public, or the pale dude in the 5XL Gadsen Flag shirt that seems to know a lot about the second amendment, but little about personal hygiene?

[Tadao]

They are all here. Mostly lurkers, but they are here.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

This isn't like the outside at all! Where's the twig-thin homeless lady that talks to St. Roch in public, or the pale dude in the 5XL Gadsen Flag shirt that seems to know a lot about the second amendment, but little about personal hygiene?

You are so weird, all the time. BRUH, Y U DO DIS TO U

[Pub Lover]

I like not being considered the strangest one here.

[kahljorn]

hi

[Otto]

You are so weird, all the time. BRUH, Y U DO DIS TO U

MY PARENTS NEVER LOVESD ME AND I SUFFER FROM A MYRIAD OF CRIPPLING EMOTIONAL DISORDERS >:o

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Lol that doesn't make it any better. It's okay, I accept you

[zeldasbiggestfan]

hi
:meat

[Otto]

Lol that doesn't make it any better. It's okay, I accept you

I may be a deranged, emotionally crippled weirdo, but at least I'm not ZBF!

































pretty sure that's the only thing that's keeping me alive....

[Tadao]

:highfive

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Touche. I don't know how to do the accent, I'm not cool enough

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Haha.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Otto]

Touche. I don't know how to do the accent, I'm not cool enough

??????

Any dumbshit can affect a quasi-midwestern accent with a vague German undertone. Plebian.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I meant the accent on the e, you fuck.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Otto]

I meant the accent on the e, you fuck.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

Yeah, keep laughing. It's going to make it all the more rewarding when I surgically alter you into a sentient pumpkin.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

That's that shit I'm talking about. Do you say that shit in public?

Wes Craven died, whaaaaat