I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[elx]

what are you going to be when you grow up pub?

[Pub Lover]

Happy. :tear

[elx]

what will make you happy pub?

[Pub Lover]

It was sort of a joke. A peter pan catch-22, if you will. I will never grow up or be happy.

What is it you have planned for your fine self?

[Dixie]

pub will be happy if you share your webcam with him

[Tadao]

practice your stripper dance

[elx]

short version? i'm going to be an astrophysicist extraordinaire.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/3angrypestoswithbewbs.jpg

[The Leader]

[Crude joke about black holes]

[Dixie]

i think i'm offended by that
(tadao's picture i mean)

[Pub Lover]

short version? i'm going to be an astrophysicist extraordinaire.

If you had a penis you would be my perfect woman. :tear

[Pub Lover]

i think i'm offended by that
(tadao's picture i mean)

You wanted your face slathered with something else? :eek

[Dixie]

If you had a penis you would be my perfect woman. :tear
that's why you always come back to me

[elx]

if you guys were on a guillotine and could choose your executioner who would it be and why?

[Pub Lover]

that's why you always come back to me

It is really useful that you have so much you can just give it to everyone that asks! :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

if you guys were on a guillotine and could choose your executioner who would it be and why?

I would want it to be Willie, because he is the best executioneer I know.

Also, I could trust him to destroy the time machine when he gets back from revolutionary France.

[MattJack]

I would want it to be Willie, because he is the best executioneer I know.

This.

:lol

[Esuohlim]

A young David Boreanaz in a leatherjacket. :eek

:wank

SHIT :(

[Sam]

bad lieutenant is a good movie though :(

man i haven't seen that in forever

is that the one where he pulls over the two girls and jerks off in front of them? :(

[Dixie]

It is really useful that you have so much you can just give it to everyone that asks! :orgasm
i'm loving like that

[kahljorn]

it might be i can't remember the whole thing i was pretty high when i watched it :(

[executioneer]

I would want it to be Willie, because he is the best executioneer I know.

Also, I could trust him to destroy the time machine when he gets back from revolutionary France.

aw man i wanted to use it for TIME RAPES :(

[Colonel Flagg]

short version? i'm going to be an astrophysicist extraordinaire.

Work on inertial propulsion and PM me the specs when you're done.

[Dixie]

aw man i wanted to use it for TIME RAPES :(
that's what detours are for my sweet

[elx]

Work on inertial propulsion and PM me the specs when you're done.
what exactly is it that you're requesting?

[executioneer]

i think he wants a star trek impulse engine :/

[Colonel Flagg]

Willie, I can't believe I'm saying this, but you are mistaken. :(

elx, if you need to ask, you gots lotsa learning ahead of you. That's OK, though, aren't you still like 17 or something?

[executioneer]

are you talking about ion propulsion then

edit: n/m wikipediad it

edit 2: and how exactly is a star trek impulse engine NOT a type of inertial propulsion drive

[elx]

Willie, I can't believe I'm saying this, but you are mistaken. :(

elx, if you need to ask, you gots lotsa learning ahead of you. That's OK, though, aren't you still like 17 or something?

no sir, i fully understand the concept - what i don't understand is if you're asking me to defy the laws of physics.
what did you mean by 'work on it'?

and no, i'm not 17 yet.

[Tadao]

RUNAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUNAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Leader]

Like that's ever stopped you before, Tadao.

[Tadao]

After they admit it, yes!

[Pub Lover]

Why does this keep happening to me? >:

:wank

[Dimnos]

Girls. :rolleyes

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/dress_lights_up_to_incoming_ce.php

[Tadao]

:highfive

[Guitar Woman]

Job interview at 5!

I'm wearing a tie and everything.

[Tadao]

what's the job?

[Guitar Woman]

I have no idea.

Probably telemarketing, but the job offer and guy on the phone never explicitly stated what their company did.

[Tadao]

Door to door tie salesman?

Sorry, Salesperson?

[Guitar Woman]

We do absolutely no door-to-door sales! What are you talking about!

[Tadao]

That's not what your mom said.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.spamlaws.com/vector-marketing-scam

I'll probably still do the interview because fuck not having a job

[Colonel Flagg]

and how exactly is a star trek impulse engine NOT a type of inertial propulsion drive

The impulse engine is a work of fiction created by Gene Roddenberry. Intertial propulsion is a concept that has basis in scientific fact and was being discussed in peer-reviewed journals as early as the mid 1990's (and probably earlier than that). This from a confirmed Trekkie.

what did you mean by 'work on it'?

See above. It's just what a young, wide-eyed, idealistic physicist-in-training should be fascinated by. (and no, it doesn't 'defy the laws of physics'.)

and no, i'm not 17 yet.

;)

:Scienceforum?

[kahljorn]

Colonel flag is winning guys

[Tadao]

:Scienceforum?

Science and Health

[Pub Lover]

He sure is, just not the spelling competition. I was all "Intertial? I no not of this thing you speak."

But then this is a place fo boner jokes not accuracy.

Not even accuracy of boners. :wank

[kahljorn]

You've never heard of inertia? :O

your penis can't work without it

[Pub Lover]

My penis works fine with inertia, it's the intertia it has problems with.

[kahljorn]

Indubitably, professor.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

That misplaced T had me frantically using google to combat a terrible feeling of being ignorant. I don't need that on a saturday.

[elx]

Intertial propulsion is a concept that has basis in scientific fact and was being discussed in peer-reviewed journals as early as the mid 1990's (and probably earlier than that). This from a confirmed Trekkie.

See above. It's just what a young, wide-eyed, idealistic physicist in-training should be fascinated by. (and no, it doesn't 'defy the laws of physics'.)
I understand inertial propulsion, i'm slightly insulted that you assumed I had never previously learned of it. It's not all that fascinating to me either, but that's just because i'm more interested in the universe than physics itself.

also, i do still believe that every action has a reaction and every cause has an effect - so i'd be more than happy to debate that last bit with you. :)

[Pub Lover]

I'm siding with Newton too, he gets my props everytime.

[Colonel Flagg]

My penis works fine with inertia, it's the intertia it has problems with.

I bow before your superiour spelling capabilities, good sire. :worship

Of course, I meant 'inertia' but I don't expect anyone will believe me now. :(

[Pub Lover]

No way, I spell terrible-like. However, I've been caughtout before by subtle word similarities in science. :dunce

Can we get back to being needlessly crude now?

[kahljorn]

Pub Lover its time to grow up :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I don't mind getting taller, but I have no wash with that dang ol' behavioral maturity thing.

[kahljorn]

You're already tall enough considering your behavioral maturity level, mr.

[executioneer]

i think getting space elevators to work and making ion propulsion more efficient are more practical goals to work for :(

[Pub Lover]

A midget in every way. :tear

[Pub Lover]

i think getting space elevators to work and making ion propulsion more efficient are more practical goals to work for :(

No way, making money is the end goal. Making money quickly.

No fast profit in space, my friend.

[kahljorn]

SPACE ELEVATOR.

Is that the one that connects earth to space?

[Pub Lover]

No way, that would suggest the name is descriptive.

[kahljorn]

IT PROBABLY IS DESCRIPTIVE BUT BEING AS THAT THERE ARE MULTIPLE DESCRIPTIONS IT COULD POSSIBLY BE DESCRIBING I REQUIRE QUALIFIFUCKINGCATION.

[Pub Lover]

Because you're thinking of building one if the description is simple enough?

[kahljorn]

YES IM CONSIDERING BUILDING A SPACE ELEVATOR FROM MY FIST TO YOUR FACE

[Pub Lover]

Oh, you sweet talker. :love

[kahljorn]

You're the one that's so sweet, honey ;) ;) :love

[executioneer]

yeah a space elevator is a elevator to space, its cheaper than launching shuttles all the time (or should be!) + if we get efficient space travel we can like mine the asteroids or soem sh*t plus then people can vacation on mars or something idk

[MattJack]

they should build a Space Slip N Slide for the trip back to Earth. Just sayin.

[MattJack]

If a space elevator is anything like Sim Tower's elevators, they are going to be sorely disappointed when they find out how many lobbies they are going to have to build >:

[elx]

someone make flagg acknowledge me :(

[Pub Lover]

Dude is old enough to be your grandfather.

[Tadao]

He would die in jail :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[executioneer]

inertial drive, why not invent a perpetual motion device while you're at it D:

[Tadao]

Or a woman that shuts up.

[Pub Lover]

Haha, I made that joke in my head earlier. :(

Then I tried to think of a way to make it about my dick.

[Pub Lover]

Or a woman that shuts up.
Hey! You're trying to join in, that is so cute. :)

[Pub Lover]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4563/46908143336770872701270.jpg

If I looked like that all you jokers would be up the duff. >:

[Dixie]

i'd still make fun of you

[Pub Lover]

:wank

[Pub Lover]

i'd still make fun of you

You've been making fun? :tear

</3

[Fathom Zero]

i'd still make fun of you
hey baby, that hurts me too.

[Colonel Flagg]

someone make flagg acknowledge me :(

No one can make anyone do anything on this forum. Except Publover. :hickmanchallenge

I acknowledge you as a student of science who has aspirations toward advanced degrees in physics. I approve - it's just that I find it too early to pass judgement on certain tenets of scientific reasoning as immutable. If that were the case, then we'd still believe the earth was the center of the universe. (Perhaps a bit over the top as an analogy, but there it is.)

Keep in mind that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - paraphrased from Robert L. Forward.

Incidentally, the late Dr. Forward was a proponent of space tethers, a precursor to Willie's space elevator. We can't build one yet (we haven't invented the materials for one thing) but the physics is sound, and it would send the space shuttle to the slag heap pretty quickly.

[Dixie]

no one is immune, i even laughed at sam for his poison oak.
everyone gets laughed at.
but most of the time it's done with LOVE

[Colonel Flagg]

Damn. On this forum, you snooze, you lose.

[Dixie]

i'm lauighing at sam now in fact

[DevilWearsPrada]

:pagebrak

[Sam]

IT'S TRUE :(

[DevilWearsPrada]

OH GOD I DID IT AGAIN

[Fathom Zero]

It's okay. Deep in my heart, I know that this forum is festering with love.

[Sam]

THE LOVE OF LAUGHING AT OTHERS

[DevilWearsPrada]

Like an open wound dipped in swamp water

[Fathom Zero]

The love of a nobler era

[DevilWearsPrada]

I will leave this page brak business to a professional

[Fathom Zero]

THE LOVE OF A LIFETIME

[Dixie]

pub is the professional page braketeer

[DevilWearsPrada]

Seriously why hasn't the goddamn page brakked yet

I don't get this internet thing anymore :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Dixie]

that's why we need pub

[Pub Lover]

What else have I to do on a Saturday afternoon? :(

[Dixie]

you could go catch koalas or something

[Sam]

THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBEE

[Pub Lover]

Thanks, but while I'm in Texas, I'm not from Texas.

[DevilWearsPrada]

If you're IN texas it's actually friday night, guy

[Dixie]

i don't believe that at all

[Pub Lover]

Only if you're using the broken Texas. Get with the times, Son.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I don't know what's right anymore D:

[Pub Lover]

i don't believe that at all

Never been one for the convincin'.

[Dixie]

i don't know if i'll be awake for doc mock tonight
:(
if i stay up it better be good

[Guitar Woman]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/Katzinaru/1245467072029.jpg


YOU WAN PRAY VIDDEO GAEM?

[MattJack]

The chat is filled with tons of ppl

[MattJack]

Stream.tv that is

[MattJack]

lol Licky is great on the show.

[Dimnos]

Whats up with stream.tv? When I try to watch it there it redirects me to justintv. I thought stream.tv got a fancy new wide screen.

[MattJack]

same here :\

[elx]

not everyone got cake :(

[MattJack]

It really makes me hungry >:

[Dimnos]

And these guys at justintv suck. >:

[Misdemonar]

I GOT CAKE


DID YOU

NO?


HAHAHAHA

[Dimnos]

I have cupcakeS.

[MattJack]

I HAVE OATMEAL

[Dimnos]

AND POT

[MattJack]

POT IS FOR ZORAK

[MattJack]

AND SAM

[MattJack]

AND ME >:

[Dixie]

AND ME

[elx]

this movie sucks, the only cool person is now dead

[Womti]

:\

[Guitar Woman]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6045/vlcsnap335360.png

[Pub Lover]

I've seen that movie. :(

[Guitar Woman]

pervert

[Pub Lover]

I CONSIDERED MAJORING IN ASTROPHYSICS BUT THEN I DIDN'T AND IN RETROSPECT I SHOULD HAVE :( (IT'S MORE INTENRETSTING THAN EINGIENREERING >: >:)
You'll get paid more working in Engineering. This is assuming you will be sub-par in your work as your postcount here is too high for you to have done all the studying you need.
I am going to become an astronomer
Astronomy was fun fifty years ago. Now it is all stellarcartography, and that is so below fun. How many times can you be told off for screwing up the redshift calculations before you cry and quit?

Me? Once. :wah

[Colonel Flagg]

Astronomy was fun fifty years ago. Now it is all stellarcartography, and that is so below fun. How many times can you be told off for screwing up the redshift calculations before you cry and quit?

Oh, I don't know, If you're really good you could get a Post-Doctoral fellowship at Geneva or at ASU and look for planets around other stars. You might be the one to discover Earth II. :eek

[Esuohlim]

I've loved cosmology and astronomy my whole life and Neil deGrasse Tyson is my hero and I watched him speak for about three hours in January and I didn't want him to stop :(. Also I shook his hand :swoon

But engineering does pay more and although looking at hundreds of scanning electron microscopy pictures searching for microstructural anomalies is fucking fascinating I'd rather be looking through a telescope into SPACE >:

[MetalMilitia]

So far as space goes I think the real money's in Astrology. Become a new-age guru and people will pay you to sit about talking absolute bollocks. It'd basically be exactly like your life now but without a forum being involved.

[Dimnos]

So far as space goes I think the real money's in Astrology. Become a new-age guru and people will pay you to sit about talking absolute bollocks. It'd basically be exactly like your life now but without a forum being involved.

What is sad is this is true. There are plenty of suckers out there just waiting for you to take their money in exchange for fancy future tellin'

[Pub Lover]

Oh, I don't know, If you're really good you could...

Good advice to someone that isn't convinced they'll be sub-par at everything they'll ever do. Those that are really good get the fun stuff, those that are not so good have to type it up.

[elx]

hate taxes hate taxes hate taxes hate taxes

my 10% back please :(

the government should not be taking money from little kids to fund the welfare of other little kids

[Pub Lover]

Totally. They should put them in a sack with some rocks and throw them in a river.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I still haven't gotten my fucking refund yet. >:

[Pub Lover]

Go talk trash about taxes in another thread. This thread loves them. >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maybe I will

[Pub Lover]

Some of you really need to learn what a comma splice is and why it's a good idea to avoid them.

Considering it has been endemic on the forums for years, perhaps you only just learned about the issue in writing class, in which case, you can blow it out your blowhole, Sugar. :eek

[Pub Lover]

i had the shits today because i ate at dennys last night. I hate eating out. Stupid 25 dollar shit machine. my girlfriend puked ;\

How did your wife fare?

[kahljorn]

she was fine cause she didn't go :O

[MattJack]

Denny's should give you toilet paper in your to-go box

[Zomboid]

Considering it has been endemic on the forums for years, perhaps you only just learned about the issue in writing class, in which case, you can blow it out your blowhole, Sugar. :eek
So someone finally mentioning it is invalid because they didn't do it when the problem first started showing up?

It seems to be happening more frequently now, and it bugs me.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Aaarg]

i went into tennessee for the first time in my life today. if i had to live in pigeon forge, i would drink a liter of cyanide.

[Kitsa]

So my uncle is on a volunteer fire department and got this call.

Couple was having sex in someone's backyard treehouse. Woman falls out of treehouse, gets lodged in tree, serious injuries apparently.

Guy gets dressed and flees the scene, leaves her there naked in the tree.

What a dick. :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

right in the crotch of the tree huh?

:HYUK

[Kitsa]

I wonder what kind of injuries she had, and where.

I can't believe the guy was all "fuck this!" and left.

[Tadao]

Whatta you wanna bet the guy was a minor and she told his ass to get the fuck out of here.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Going to bet 20 quid at least.

[Tadao]

Qm7IuTyVHg0

[Kitsa]

Someone involved was 27 but I can't remember if it was her or him.

[Tadao]

Maybe she was the minor so he left the bitch hangin'.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'll be 9000 days old in 2 weeks and need to find some way to celebrate.

[Tadao]

You never take our advice.

[Kitsa]

I bought a new box of crayons just for the smell :(

[Zhukov]

Not the taste?

[Kitsa]

It hasn't gone there yet, but I'm not ruling out the possibility.

There was a boy in my kindergarten who ate blue crayons and charged other kids to watch him pee green. I never took him up on it but the kids who saw it were impressed.

[Zomboid]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BAN DURRSOMETHING AGAIN?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

He might have to be burned to get the job done.

[Tadao]

Burton and Depp should have thier own movie company name.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/need-to-know-alice-in-wonderland.html

Like Burpp or something.

[Tadao]

http://elbo.ws/post/1813773/the-orbs-andy-hughes-passes-at-the-age-of-44/

:tear

[Tadao]

Finland is actually pretty nimble.

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/inspirational-end-cat-copy.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

He's huntin for Lasagna

[Aaarg]

so j had a rough day at work today. he was abnormally down. his wife says "will a blowjob make you feel better?"

why can i never meet a woman like this?

[Misdemonar]

BECAUSE I HATE YOU

[Aaarg]

fuck! please stop hating me, then!

[Misdemonar]

NOT IN YOUR LIFETIME BUB

[Aaarg]

D:

[Dimnos]

My wife just sent me a txt message

"Will you massage my boobs when you get home. They hurt."

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[Kitsa]

she must have magical boobs.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

As in they do tricks?

[Kitsa]

as in the average woman with sore boobs would not want anyone rubbing them. It's like jabbing a bruise.

[Dimnos]

Either way I dont care. Its not every day you receive a formal invitation to play with boobs.

[Tadao]

:posh

[Dimnos]

:boob:boob

[Tadao]

:boob:posh:boob

[Dimnos]

:boob:yum:boob

[Tadao]

:lol

[Sam]

I went miniature golfing and one of the obstacles is a pony all on it's hind legs with it's package out.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/June-08_1531.jpg

someone broke the cock off it

[Tadao]

The Catholic church. :tear

[Sam]

Someone was like "how dare this horse have a cock where my children conduct miniature business" *SNAP*

[Tadao]

"How dare that pony penis be bigger than mine, the girl I took here commented on how small and cute the pony cock is >: "

[Kitsa]

I ate too much and now I feel all gross :(

[Tadao]

I got the new Dinosaur Jr. album with bonus cd last night. I'm afraid to listen to it because I don't want to hate it.

[Tadao]

Hey Sam, I have another Ween for you.

ween - all request live

[Tadao]

Fine fag, eat shit and die then.

[Dixie]

The Frankie Valley Story, Day 3:
i fucking hate the french hip-hop version of "oh what a night" much more than i hate the original version

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

How dare you hat the french "anything"

[Tadao]

Late December back in 63? I love that song. can anyone really ruin it?

[Dixie]

yes they can

[Fathom Zero]

HOW TERRIBLE OF THEM

[Kitsa]

You want to hear a shitty French song, try "Dur Dur d'être Bébé"

7IiLZ0dvDWU

[Tadao]

:puke

[Kitsa]

I was proactive today!

A neighbor was having a garage sale and I was getting pissed at all the people parking in my driveway and walking across my yard. I mean, what the fuck?

So I took my dog out and let her shit all over the front yard instead of the backyard.

People are still parking in my driveway and walking through my yard, but it's way more entertaining now.

[Dimnos]

Just back your car up so they cant.

[Dimnos]

Or better yet. Make a sign that says "Unauthorized vehicles with be spray painted"

[Kitsa]

lol, I don't drive, household car is gone for the day.

I dunno, I'm pretty happy with my dogshit solution.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just sit in the driveway on a lawn chair in a wifebeater then. That'll learn 'em.

[Tadao]

Put a 5 dollar parking sign up.

[Dimnos]

Put a 5 dollar parking sign up.

That was my next idea. Might as well make some cash. :lol

[Dimnos]

Has anyone hit some droppings yet?

[Fathom Zero]

I was proactive today, as well. I mowed my lawn!

[Kitsa]

Oh, yes, there have been several sucessful hits. That's why I'm so happy with the solution.

I also heard "I hate people who won't pick up their dog's crap", which was simply delightful.

[Dimnos]

Oh, yes, there have been several sucessful hits. That's why I'm so happy with the solution.

I also heard "I hate people who won't pick up their dog's crap", which was simply delightful.

:lol nice

[Kitsa]

Michael Jackson died?!?

[The Leader]

Where have you been?

[Tadao]

http://rockin-records.com/site/wp-content/uploads/wpsc/product_images/Dino%20Jr-where-you-been.jpg

[Tadao]

farrah is also dead but she's not getting any news coverage whatsoever because of michael. :(

Boys of my age are still way more sad about Farrah's death.

[Esuohlim]

did you guys hear michale jordan died

[Tadao]

Rumors abound that Jeff Goldblum died earlier this morning in New Zealand. What say you Pub?

[Fathom Zero]

He's supposed to be on Law and Order now.

[Tadao]

True. I'm sure the episodes the play on Sundays haven't been pre recorded at all.

[Mockery]

Rumors abound that Jeff Goldblum died earlier this morning in New Zealand. What say you Pub?
That story was generated from a hoax site. You can put in any person's name and it generates a fake story. Goldblum is fine. He was just on The Colbert Report in NYC joking about Obama killing "The Fly" :P

[Tadao]

I only trust my gossip news from Pub.

[elx]

did you guys know that chuck norris is like 69 years old?

i thought he was like 40

[executioneer]

did chuck norris die too

[Tadao]

I'm kinda glad Jackson took the media bullet for Farrah.

[executioneer]

they clearly got the causes of death mixed up- butt cancer is a much funnier thing for m. jackson to have died from

[Sam]

did you guys know that chuck norris is like 69 years old?

i thought he was like 40

THAT'S BECAUSE HE USES THE TOTAL GYM

[Kitsa]

I was just surprised, is all. It wasn't an "elbow everyone aside to bring the news to a forum" thing.

When I was a kid, Michael Jackson was the shit. I had a pair of red high-top leather reeboks because he wore them in a video once. I got Michael Jackson trading cards and puffy stickers at the mall. Kids used to wear one glove to school, and when his hair caught on fire I was actually distraught enough to write in my little kiddie diary about it.

It's just really, really strange, that's all.

[Tadao]

Oh man, I wanna read that kiddie diary page.

DAM YOU PEPSI!

[Kitsa]

I could spell.

It was the same night as the premiere of the miniseries V, because I was horrified that Diana ate a guinea pig.

[Tadao]

I wonder if Dusk is from the GBfans forums.

[Esuohlim]

I'm already tired of hearing about Michael Jackson, so I'm glad it'll take weeks before the media stops talking about him.

And Farrah Fawcett too I guess idk

[Fathom Zero]

xK9FkutYTAI

[Fathom Zero]

http://gizmodo.com/5302406/bake-a-delicious-healthy-pizza-on-your-way-to-work

[Kitsa]

Our AC went out yesterday during a heat wave. It's one of those things you don't really appreciate until it's 95-100F in the house and smells like Calcutta.

[Dimnos]

Our AC went out yesterday during a heat wave. It's one of those things you don't really appreciate until it's 95-100F in the house and smells like Calcutta.

Mine went out Sunday. Had to have an entire new unit installed. Ran me about 4 grand. >:

[Kitsa]

:(

That's one of the only reasons I'm glad I'm in a rental right now.

Check this out, BJs for snack foods:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0624091chips1.html

[marks960]

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[marks960]

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[Shrubfest]

Shut up, Spambot.

We want to know more about snack/BJ exchanges.

[marks960]

Nintendo R4

[marks960]

Juego Nintendo R4

[Tadao]

I wonder if she has greasy hands and lips from those chips.

[Dimnos]

What do the ladies give out for head? That is what I want to know.

[Dimnos]

You would think they could have just said they were on a date. He bought her dinner and she was just giving him dessert. ;)

[Sam]

HEY SHRUBFEST I GOT A BOX OF CHIPS FOR YOU. ;)

[Sam]

OR MAYBE YOU GOT A BOX OF CHIPS FOR ME. ;)

[Sam]

OR MAYBE WE JUST SKIP THE BOX OF CHIPS. ;)

[Sam]

I COULD SKIP THE CHIPS AND GO STRAIGHT FOR THE BOX. ;)