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Tadao
Oct 2nd, 2010, 05:37 PM
:pagebrak

Are Shonen Knife worth going to see?

They used to be. I doubt it now though. The last album I heard lost all energy.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 2nd, 2010, 06:00 PM
I'm debating whether or not to go see them tonight. Trying to save money, going to see the Gorillaz on wednesday.

Fathom Zero
Oct 2nd, 2010, 06:33 PM
Hey, guys. It's my unbirthday today.

Guitar Woman
Oct 2nd, 2010, 06:41 PM
I'm gonna be 20 this month.

I, too, will be part of the I-Mockery Old Folks club.

Fathom Zero
Oct 2nd, 2010, 07:08 PM
AGEIST FUCK

Fathom Zero
Oct 2nd, 2010, 07:10 PM
IN OTHER NEWS

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7304/coverartj.jpg

NEW ALBUM :rock

Tadao
Oct 2nd, 2010, 07:16 PM
The people who invented internet trolling are now old. Don't worry GW, I'm sure your group will be known for something one day.

Fathom Zero
Oct 2nd, 2010, 07:20 PM
Responsible for the resurgence in lung cancer deaths.

Tadao
Oct 2nd, 2010, 08:33 PM
and shoe gazing

Fathom Zero
Oct 2nd, 2010, 08:35 PM
I wasn't made for this people, man

Tadao
Oct 2nd, 2010, 08:42 PM
I know, you have talent and you like to branch out and have new experiences while not giving a shit about what w think. It's like you are your own person. If that generation is gonna account for anything, it will be because of people like. Pic of your penis pls.

The Doctor
Oct 2nd, 2010, 09:04 PM
It's ok though, I hope you hate Americans cause that would keep you fagots on your side of the border.

No Americans are all good, and I cannot keep on my side of the border because of my weakness for good ole American Cheese. Mmm Mmm good.

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee443/Patrick_Whitaker/cheese.jpg

MLE
Oct 2nd, 2010, 09:17 PM
Cheddar is better anyway.

Fathom Zero
Oct 2nd, 2010, 09:19 PM
I know, you have talent and you like to branch out and have new experiences while not giving a shit about what w think. It's like you are your own person. If that generation is gonna account for anything, it will be because of people like. Pic of your penis pls.

If I get a bolt in my cock, you guys'll be the first to see it. Otherwise, there's nothing particularly special about it worthy of taking a picture.

Tadao
Oct 2nd, 2010, 09:23 PM
I've been eating a lot of pepper jack. :yum

The Doctor
Oct 2nd, 2010, 09:31 PM
I don't think I have ever had pepper jack is there a certain brand thats worth a taste over another? Is it really spicy or just have a hint a jalapeno peppers? I really like cheese.

Tadao
Oct 2nd, 2010, 11:15 PM
Different brands have different levels of heat. I usually just get the one at Costco. I think it's Tillamook. I buy it in bricks and slice it myself, so I don't have the label handy. I've never had a bad pepper jack though. Makes a great casadia.

MLE
Oct 2nd, 2010, 11:23 PM
you mean quesadilla?

Kitsa
Oct 2nd, 2010, 11:49 PM
I got some smoked pepper jack from Jungle Jim's yesterday and that shit is divine.

Tadao
Oct 3rd, 2010, 01:08 AM
you mean quesadilla?

:*

Wiffles
Oct 3rd, 2010, 01:26 AM
funny how some people i know pronounce that as kwe-sah-dill-ah

Zhukov
Oct 3rd, 2010, 04:10 AM
Key-sah-dill-ah?

MLE
Oct 3rd, 2010, 04:56 AM
keh-suh-dee-yah

Zhukov
Oct 3rd, 2010, 06:37 AM
Ah.

Wiffles
Oct 3rd, 2010, 10:09 AM
well some pronounce the 'dee' as 'dill'. I kinda lol inside when that happens~

Fathom Zero
Oct 3rd, 2010, 03:35 PM
I love your new look, wiffels.

Zhukov
Oct 3rd, 2010, 10:10 PM
It is pretty good. Can I be bothered making a Halloween avatar? No.

MLE
Oct 3rd, 2010, 10:54 PM
Why would someone friend me on Facebook, no message given, no friends in common, and expect me to accept it?

elx
Oct 4th, 2010, 12:17 AM
because you have compassionate understanding eyes and this person just knew they had to get to know you and that you would inevitably accept such an invitation due to the aforementioned compassion

elx
Oct 4th, 2010, 12:17 AM
dudeeee is it just me or does it seem way too early to be having midterms? :(

Fathom Zero
Oct 4th, 2010, 01:17 AM
I'm not yet. What planet are you on?

MLE
Oct 4th, 2010, 01:32 AM
Middle school has midterms early.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 4th, 2010, 09:03 AM
Monterry Jack

Dimnos
Oct 4th, 2010, 10:57 AM
Quiz-A-Dill-A :rolleyes

Wiffles
Oct 4th, 2010, 11:34 AM
I love your new look, wiffels.


Ive been using the same ava sig combo for quite some time now. Just dusted it for teh halloween =P

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 4th, 2010, 03:07 PM
I feel like the hamster would eat its way through before halloween is here.

Fathom Zero
Oct 4th, 2010, 06:33 PM
I'm thinking of taking up mushrooms.

LordSappington
Oct 4th, 2010, 07:45 PM
FUCK COLLEGE.

Zhukov
Oct 5th, 2010, 05:07 AM
My parents don't understand me and are squares.

Fathom Zero
Oct 5th, 2010, 10:24 AM
I wpoke up today with a good idea but I think people will think it too morbid for its own good.

Tadao
Oct 5th, 2010, 12:20 PM
I told you, it's ok to jack off to your grandmas funeral picture.

Kitsa
Oct 5th, 2010, 02:36 PM
There is a spider in the hallway so big that I am hesitating to approach it. That's really saying something, when I'm iffy around a spider.

Guitar Woman
Oct 5th, 2010, 04:05 PM
the Willy Wonka rifftrax is definitely the best one

The Doctor
Oct 5th, 2010, 05:03 PM
For the first time to my knowledge (as far back as I can remember 25-30years) we have a seasonal Halloween store, awesome! But as I was making a purchase yesterday the lady who is running or leasing the store informed me the city has sent her numerous fines such as too much signage. I leave on in a small town on the outskirts if the city and have to admit the city tends to be behind the times. I was excited when we had our first zombie walk last year and it is now annual with our second coming in a couple weeks.

It would be a shame if this is the first and last year for a while that we have one of these great stores to shop in, the woman running it says she is going to wait to see if the store made enough profits after fines to determine her interest in opening it again next year.

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee443/Patrick_Whitaker/2-1.jpg

Kitsa
Oct 5th, 2010, 09:22 PM
That sucks. I'm lucky to live near a year-round Halloween place.

MLE
Oct 6th, 2010, 04:37 AM
Catch the spider and keep it for a pet!

Zhukov
Oct 6th, 2010, 04:58 AM
You can't trust spiders just kill it from a distance. Just KILL it.

MLE
Oct 6th, 2010, 05:20 AM
Hey. My Natasha is a sweet little thing. You never know until you give them a chance.

Guitar Woman
Oct 6th, 2010, 05:37 AM
I mentioned that spiders are descendants of Cthulhu's poker buddy, right?

Guitar Woman
Oct 6th, 2010, 06:45 AM
Goddamnit, I got like 5 hours of sleep last night. Why can I not sleep right now.

Guitar Woman
Oct 6th, 2010, 07:07 AM
:pagebrak:

Guitar Woman
Oct 6th, 2010, 07:07 AM
I think the reason I barely ever post here anymore is that twitter pretty much covers all the bases I-Mockery used to.

I make a statement on a pointless subject, and then people either don't read it or question my heterosexuality in spite of whether or not that has anything to do with the issue.

Also, this website contains a crippling lack of JoMo shenanigans.

Guitar Woman
Oct 6th, 2010, 07:08 AM
In an unrelated matter, I taught my cat to drink tea.

The Leader
Oct 6th, 2010, 07:51 AM
faggot

Esuohlim
Oct 6th, 2010, 09:35 AM
GW do you wear a beret and hang out at coffeehouses now

Kitsa
Oct 6th, 2010, 09:38 AM
actually I did picture him smoking gauloises.

Tadao
Oct 6th, 2010, 09:43 AM
I picture him smoking penis

Zhukov
Oct 6th, 2010, 11:04 AM
Hey. My Natasha is a sweet little thing. You never know until you give them a chance.

What? You have a pet spider?

Is it your pet or are you it's host?

Guitar Woman
Oct 6th, 2010, 12:27 PM
GW do you wear a beret and hang out at coffeehouses now
Hell no, I'm not made of money

Even if I was I could probably think of better things to do than hang out at cafes and listen to hipsters talk about their horrible post-rock

actually I did picture him smoking gauloises.
I still smoke spirit blacks, for real men

Tadao
Oct 6th, 2010, 04:03 PM
I still smoke spirit blacks, for real men

;)

MLE
Oct 6th, 2010, 04:47 PM
What? You have a pet spider?

Is it your pet or are you it's host?

My pet. She's a chilean rosehair tarantula, and she's about eight years old.

Zhukov
Oct 7th, 2010, 04:06 AM
That's horrible. You should post pictures so I can know just how horrible.

Kitsa
Oct 7th, 2010, 11:40 AM
MLE: Do you feed her crickets?

MLE
Oct 7th, 2010, 12:44 PM
Yep. She won't touch anything else.

Kitsa
Oct 7th, 2010, 04:04 PM
I used to have to breed crickets, when I was raising so many reptiles and tree frogs. Even though I got the cleanest kind (top hat) and took immaculate care of the trash cans where they bred, it stunk to high heaven. I'm down to one leopard gecko and I still hate the chore of crickets.

MLE
Oct 7th, 2010, 06:40 PM
I love leopard geckos. My best friend bred them for years. She only has one now.

Kitsa
Oct 7th, 2010, 08:31 PM
Mine's going on 17 years old or thereabouts.

Fathom Zero
Oct 7th, 2010, 10:13 PM
There is nothing special about the pile of leaves.

>kick leaves

Kicking the pile of leaves isn't notably helpful.'

>: fucking game sucks

MLE
Oct 7th, 2010, 10:46 PM
Kings quest?

MarioRPG
Oct 7th, 2010, 10:49 PM
>kick leaves
>playfully romp in leaves

Fathom Zero
Oct 7th, 2010, 10:50 PM
zork

Fathom Zero
Oct 8th, 2010, 12:11 AM
issit cool that i'm in the aclu?

Kitsa
Oct 8th, 2010, 09:31 AM
I just vaccumed up a yellow sac spider (bad) the same approximate size as a wolf spider (ugly but harmless).

Fuckers must be breeding in the walls to create some sort of superspider. :(

Spiders are the main reason I hate this time of year. If they want to stay outside, that's fine, but don't bring all your venom and necrosis shit into the house.

MarioRPG
Oct 8th, 2010, 09:33 AM
it's cooler if you're eaten by a grue.

/Seuss

Guitar Woman
Oct 8th, 2010, 04:35 PM
I've taken to scooping spiders up in paper towels and crushing them as hard as I can squeeze. Everyone thinks I'm sadistic, but fuck them.

I saw a big thick brown one crawling down the wall behind my desk yesterday; I tried to drive him higher so I could smash him, but the little bastard crawled down on the carpet and basically disappeared, he was blending in so well. I've spent most of the time since then in a twitchy paranoia waiting for him to crawl up my pants and murder me, or until I pick up a piece of paper and find him chilling underneath it and scampering away to parts unknown waiting to fuck my shit up some more.

I hate him so much that I'm not going to give him the pleasure of a crushing death if I find him again, I'll just trap him under a glass or something and watch as he struggles to escape and eventually dies slowly of starvation and/or asphyxiation, the little fuck. Or maybe I'd take him outside and set him on fire, that could be fun.

Maybe I am a bit sadistic.

Babs
Oct 8th, 2010, 05:10 PM
I hope that spider crawls up your dick and lays eggs in your bladder.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 8th, 2010, 05:14 PM
Yeah!

Babs
Oct 8th, 2010, 05:15 PM
Hey, I missed you.

Fathom Zero
Oct 8th, 2010, 05:25 PM
so i bought blotter stuffs

Tadao
Oct 8th, 2010, 08:14 PM
ePapkAfPyQk

Fathom Zero
Oct 8th, 2010, 08:21 PM
good plan

Tadao
Oct 8th, 2010, 08:29 PM
I pmed it to Mockery. It's a bit north of him but maybe worth it.

MLE
Oct 9th, 2010, 12:45 AM
To the spider haters in the thread- you do know that you don't have to worry about them, with the exception of black widows (small) and brown recluses (even smaller), right?

Fathom Zero
Oct 9th, 2010, 01:54 AM
I like spiders more than bugs. It's weird. I used to be really afraid of them.

elx
Oct 9th, 2010, 02:02 AM
yeah no need to worry guys, so long as it doesn't kill you it doesn't matter if it hurts like holy hell.

elx
Oct 9th, 2010, 02:05 AM
also you should play with strange snakes cause as long as it doesn't rattle, have red on yellow, or a white mouth it's not gonna kill you!

elx
Oct 9th, 2010, 02:05 AM
and you only have to worry about those brown bears, you know

elx
Oct 9th, 2010, 02:18 AM
it's not like people are giving into some cruel unfounded stereotype against spiders, there's obvious reasoning for the hatred. they're obnoxious little bastards that get in your face, crawl all over your shit and regularly bite peoples' defenseless asses. no other insects do that. you can call them cutesey curious and just say that it's not their fault and they're good for gardening and w/e else but don't cry when someone squashes them. it's not like you're any better sending those crickets to their deaths.

MLE
Oct 9th, 2010, 03:15 AM
The only vicious spider I've ever seen (and the bite is really only about as bad as a wasp) is the wolf spider. I give them pretty wide berth when I see them.

elx
Oct 9th, 2010, 03:31 AM
at least we're not in australia with zhukov, where the spiders chase you :(

MLE
Oct 9th, 2010, 03:41 AM
hahahaha

executioneer
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:06 AM
i like jumping spiders, they're adorable :(

MLE
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:22 AM
THEY'RE SO VICIOUS! I LOVE THEM! THEY'RE SO TINY AND FULL OF VIM AND VIGOR.

Kitsa
Oct 9th, 2010, 08:36 AM
I think somewhere earlier in the thread I said that it was unusual for me to be weird about the size of that one wolf spider because I'm normally very spider-friendly. I relocate if they're compatible with the outside world.

I have a different attitude about Yellow Sac spiders because they are dangerous, particularly because I have a curious infant in the house. Their bites are painful and can cause necrosis. We've had a mini-infestation of Yellow Sac spiders in this area for the past couple of years and I don't want to go looking for trouble. I vacuum them up when I see them, then get rid of the vacuum bag. I don't know whether they survive the vacuuming but I know the bold jumping spiders I've vacuumed do, so I picture this sort of spider fight club going on in there.

Anyway, that sort of cold decision favoring your family's welfare is the sort of thing that happens hormonally when you have a kid.

MarioRPG
Oct 9th, 2010, 08:55 AM
To the spider haters in the thread- you do know that you don't have to worry about them, with the exception of black widows (small) and brown recluses (even smaller), right?

But there are so many legs!

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 9th, 2010, 11:02 AM
Tonight!!!!!
http://www.alttheatre.com/Graphics/images/evil_dead_large.jpg

The Leader
Oct 9th, 2010, 11:33 AM
it's not like people are giving into some cruel unfounded stereotype against spiders.
Yes they are.

The Doctor
Oct 9th, 2010, 01:33 PM
I gave into it many years ago.

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:21 PM
Am I supposed to know who the fuck Derek Frohock is? >:

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:25 PM
Pub looks sexy

He does.

Thank you. :) Right back at you both. ;) :love :orgasm :eek

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:26 PM
:pagebrak

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:27 PM
Am I supposed to know who the fuck Derek Frohock is? >:

He looks like this:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs002.snc4/33485_436157246694_501406694_5692130_5352432_n.jpg

Anyone seen this guy? >:

Fathom Zero
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:38 PM
i just don't know

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:43 PM
what do you guys do all day for amusement??

Work.

Masturbate

Those are the two things that came to mind for me too. :eek

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:44 PM
i just don't know

You're buddies with him though, SexyBelly. :eek

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:47 PM
boys should get maternity leave also
They do here. Well no, they get paternity leave because we don't let them get pregnant because we are just so mean. :eek

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:49 PM
They already do.

Oh hey. :)

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 04:54 PM
If I get a bolt in my cock, you guys'll be the first to see it. Otherwise, there's nothing particularly special about it worthy of taking a picture.

I never get bored at looking at dicks.

Fathom Zero
Oct 9th, 2010, 05:05 PM
so boring it is

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 05:11 PM
Plus it is only a prelude to me putting them in my mouth anyway.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 9th, 2010, 05:33 PM
Best view in the house. Hey Pub. :halloweensmileface

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 05:53 PM
Hullo 10k, I saw those halloween emoticons. I don't take part in memes I didn't start though. :eek

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 05:56 PM
I think the reason I barely ever post here anymore is that twitter pretty much covers all the bases I-Mockery used to.
I left here for twitter, but I barely post there because I worry people might actually read what I have to say. :x

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 05:57 PM
No worries of that here. :lol

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 06:02 PM
Plus it is only a prelude to me putting them in my mouth anyway.

I made that post at 2010-10-10 10:11, which just shows I think about penises for all noteworthy events.

Fathom Zero
Oct 9th, 2010, 06:19 PM
I love you, Pubber

Pub Lover
Oct 9th, 2010, 06:26 PM
I love you too, TightButt.

Zhukov
Oct 9th, 2010, 08:29 PM
To the spider haters in the thread- you do know that you don't have to worry about them, with the exception of black widows (small) and brown recluses (even smaller), red backs, trap doors, funnel webs, wolf spiders, black house spiders, white tipped, mouse spiders...

Some spiders have venom that is effective against humans but not so much against other animals. Doesn't that tell you something?

Kitsa
Oct 9th, 2010, 10:03 PM
wolf spiders are unnerving as hell and, in the case of rabid-wolf spiders, will run right at you without fear, but generally don't pose any threat to humans.

Zhukov
Oct 9th, 2010, 10:42 PM
They cause a very painful bite. I think pain is enough grounds to worry about them.

elx
Oct 10th, 2010, 12:03 AM
question:


are funny chicks sexy? like do you guys think kristen wiig/tina fey/sarah silverman are hot?

elx
Oct 10th, 2010, 12:03 AM
(although i dont really think silverman counts as funny but w/e :( )

Esuohlim
Oct 10th, 2010, 12:23 AM
ESUOHLIM WILL FIELD THIS QUESTION

THE ANSWER IS YES >: Sense of humor is second only to intelligence. And I rate both of those above physical attractiveness. :gay

MLE
Oct 10th, 2010, 12:43 AM
And Sarah Silverman is just an annoying cunt.

Fathom Zero
Oct 10th, 2010, 02:19 AM
I'm not a fan of any of those broads. However, Amy Schumer is cute. But cute's not really the best. She's awesome, though. And most people have to be intelligent to be funny, Milhorse.

FzI_YyF0mqk

elx
Oct 10th, 2010, 02:32 AM
oh man dinasour egg instant oatmeal is the best but the sizing is cruel :( 1 packet is not enough and 2 packets is way too much :( my dog wont eat the rest either :(

elx
Oct 10th, 2010, 02:37 AM
someone should do something about that

Pub Lover
Oct 10th, 2010, 02:53 AM
Am I supposed to know who the fuck Derek Frohock is? >:

He looks like this:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs002.snc4/33485_436157246694_501406694_5692130_5352432_n.jpg

Anyone seen this guy? >:

I'm still looking to find out who this is.

Fathom Zero
Oct 10th, 2010, 03:13 AM
I'm sure he's one of those guys that has to tell you that he lives on your street.

Pub Lover
Oct 10th, 2010, 03:22 AM
Saying he is a sex offender doesn't shorten the list on who from here it would be.

Zhukov
Oct 10th, 2010, 03:47 AM
question:


are funny chicks sexy? like do you guys think kristen wiig/tina fey/sarah silverman are hot?


I agee with Milhouse in that humour is second only to intelligence, but I don't generally find female stand up comedians sexy or anything. Funny is attractive, but it doesn't turn me on if that makes sense.

Elx, if you are looking to impess some boy then you should certainly try to be funny. If you are trying to be sexy in the bedroom then leave the jokes about your ex-husband out of it.

Fathom Zero
Oct 10th, 2010, 04:55 AM
The best guys love horribly dirty jokes. ;)

The Doctor
Oct 10th, 2010, 09:17 AM
Elx, if you are looking to impress some boy then you should certainly try to be funny. If you are trying to be sexy in the bedroom then leave the jokes about your ex-husband out of it.

Agreed girls who can tell dick and fart jokes are entertaining, but once you cross over to the bedroom actions speak much louder than words, also getting freaky is a major plus

Pub Lover
Oct 10th, 2010, 10:51 AM
The new guy suggests you be a whore, ELX. :rolleyes

Esuohlim
Oct 10th, 2010, 11:22 AM
And most people have to be intelligent to be funny, Milhorse.

Yeah and that's why intelligence comes first, pay attention

Esuohlim
Oct 10th, 2010, 11:29 AM
I agee with Milhouse in that humour is second only to intelligence, but I don't generally find female stand up comedians sexy or anything. Funny is attractive, but it doesn't turn me on if that makes sense.

Oh yeah, I forgot to follow it up with the fact that a lot famous comedians make "being funny" their identity, like Sarah Silverman, and fall into the category of annoying. I don't find a lot of funny female celebrities sexy.

But in real life, though, funny girls are awesome. And sarcasm is hot as hell. Girls are often stigmatized as being less funny than guys, but a few of the funniest people I know are girls. And a girl that can make me laugh definitely sticks in my mind.

AND GIVES ME A BONER :WINK
Are you writing this shit down, elx, this is gold.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 10th, 2010, 01:15 PM
And Sarah Silverman is just an annoying cunt.

Exactly what came to my mind. I scrolled down for half a second and you beat me to it.

MLE
Oct 10th, 2010, 01:15 PM
Anyone seen this guy? >:

(Referring to Derek Frohock)

I think it's just some random fan of I-Mock that wanted to say HEY LOOK AT THIS I'M FRIENDS WITH ALL THE VETS. If he was anyone regular on here, he'd have piped up in this thread OR he would have responded when I messaged him back on facebook, asking who he was.

Tadao
Oct 10th, 2010, 01:22 PM
Derek Frohock is my brother.

And Silverman isn't funny, but that bitch has a very fuckable body.

Pub Lover
Oct 10th, 2010, 01:24 PM
Thank you, MLE. :)

Hey Derek Frohock, you're ignored. :eek

Pub Lover
Oct 10th, 2010, 01:25 PM
Derek Frohock is my brother.

Then why would he want to be friends with me? >:

The Doctor
Oct 10th, 2010, 01:27 PM
The new guy suggests you be a whore, ELX. :rolleyes

Yes,yes I did

MarioRPG
Oct 10th, 2010, 01:57 PM
Then why would he want to be friends with me? >:

Yeah, i got one too...?
e: dufresne seems to be on the case.

elx
Oct 10th, 2010, 04:36 PM
i was asking because i was watching snl the other night with a friend and i was like, "wow, i never noticed how pretty kristen is!" and he was like "i guess" and i pushed him some more and was like "isnt she like a dream girl??" and he was like "she's more like a bro and you cant fuck a bro" :( and i thought that was dumb so decided to inquire more from others!

Fathom Zero
Oct 10th, 2010, 04:46 PM
Fucking idiot friend.

SHE'S JUST ONE OF THE GUYS, HYUK HYUK HYUK

MLE
Oct 10th, 2010, 05:50 PM
Derek Frohock

Salem, Massachusetts, 22 years old.
trent_shan@yahoo.com

http://www.salemnews.com/local/x1690087043/Police

Sunday, February 1, 2010

A homeless man seeking shelter from the cold in the lobby of the Hawthorne Hotel was arrested after police learned he had five warrants for his arrest. Derek S. Frohock, 22, was wanted by Cambridge District Court.

http://www.salemnews.com/local/x1271725156/Police-fire

Wednesday, April 30, 2010

Police received a report at 7:51 p.m. of a man asking people for money at 10 Park St. Police arrested Derek S. Frohock, 22, who is listed as homeless, on five warrants.

http://www.salemnews.com/local/x1150894767/Police

Monday February 5, 2008

Derek Frohock, 20, of 56 River St., Beverly, was arrested at 7:46 a.m. and charged with shoplifting at Red Lions Smoke Shop.

http://www.wickedlocal.com/cambridge/news/police_and_fire/x1886160043/Police-log-Week-of-Aug-13

Aug. 3, 2:48 a.m., 2009: Derek Frohock, 21, of River Street, Beverly, was arrested on Brattle Street and charged with trespassing and resisting arrest.

http://www.bpdnews.com/2007/02/page/5/

February 15, 2007

APPREHENDED FOR PUNCHING A POLICE OFFICER
About 3:05pm, on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, officers from District D-4 responded to a radio call asking them to remove an individual from the Boston Public Library on Boylston Street. On arrival, officers spoke to library security officers who stated there was a man on the property refusing to leave. When officers approached the individual in question, the individual, slumped over in front of a computer, appeared to be sound asleep. As a result, officers attempted to wake the individual. When the suspect did awake, he again, refused to exit the building. Officers informed the suspect that if continued to ignore their requests, they would be left with no other option other than to physically remove him from the premise. Again, the suspect became loud and aggressive. Left with no other option, the officers began escorting the suspect from the library. As officers were leading the suspect towards the exit, the suspect turned suddenly and struck one of the officers in the head. Derek Frohock, 19, was then arrested and charged with Trespassing, Assault & Battery on a Police Officer, Resisting Arrest and Disorderly Conduct.

http://www.cambridgema.gov/cpd/News/newsDetail.cfm?story_id=2266

On 8/3/09 at 2:48 AM, Derek Frohock, 21, of River St., Beverly MA, was placed under arrest on Brattle St. for Trespassing and Resisting Arrest.

http://htmlgear.tripod.com/guest/control.guest?u=fartfart_6&i=1&a=view

(guestbook for the novirginsallowed site)

"Oh, god, Matt. I hate you. fuck you. your such a fucking prick and this fucking site suck so fucking much and so does Jixby's. you two (and any others who contributed to this fucktard gay little site of yours) are the biggest fucking retards I ever seen. do us all a favor and fucking kill yourselve. oh yeah, and take this site down. that would be nice, as it is a complete failure and all your drawings fucking completely suck. you fucking gay retards."

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=485796

THIS IS WOMTI INCASE YOU HADNT GUESSED :ROLLEYES



10 minutes of internet sleuthing. If DuFresne didn't already figure it out, he's really bad at this.

Pub Lover
Oct 10th, 2010, 06:20 PM
MLE wins. :) Bloody Womti. >:

Tadao
Oct 10th, 2010, 06:27 PM
MENACE TO SOCIETY!

Fathom Zero
Oct 10th, 2010, 06:28 PM
LQ5N9-FNB3A

PLEASE DON'T TURN ME OUT

liquidstatik
Oct 10th, 2010, 06:33 PM
..

MLE
Oct 10th, 2010, 06:39 PM
I'd assume so, but you'll have to go to the HEAD HONCHO.

liquidstatik
Oct 10th, 2010, 07:39 PM
..

Tadao
Oct 10th, 2010, 07:49 PM
Sounds like a blowjob from a beaner.

Pub Lover
Oct 10th, 2010, 08:22 PM
Is that you offering, T?

Pub Lover
Oct 10th, 2010, 08:23 PM
Danny, send me pictures of your cock and you get to be a vet. ;) :orgasm :yummy

Tadao
Oct 10th, 2010, 08:28 PM
Only if you dip it in sour cream first. ;)

liquidstatik
Oct 10th, 2010, 09:09 PM
..

Colonel Flagg
Oct 10th, 2010, 09:25 PM
Holy Hell.

MLE
Oct 10th, 2010, 10:31 PM
I missed you, statik. :*

liquidstatik
Oct 10th, 2010, 10:45 PM
you could always reply to my IMs you jerk :(

Supafly345
Oct 10th, 2010, 11:18 PM
The Halloween season sure does bring back a lot of old timers. Tons of classics are suddenly popping up.

Fathom Zero
Oct 11th, 2010, 04:19 AM
@publover

1EzFFICCkGI

Esuohlim
Oct 11th, 2010, 07:30 AM
AM I A VET YET?

I SURE HOPE SO, OTHERWISE I SHOULD STOP LETTING YOU STICK YOUR FINGERS IN MY CAT'S ANUS :( :( :(

captain516
Oct 11th, 2010, 07:54 PM
Re's art reminds me of The Sandman
and I'm okay with that

Fathom Zero
Oct 11th, 2010, 10:12 PM
I have to confess that Halloween is one of my least favorite holidays. It's better than Easter, Flag Day, and New Year's though.

The Leader
Oct 12th, 2010, 08:07 AM
Fuck you, seriously.

Zhukov
Oct 12th, 2010, 08:34 AM
Yeah, Easter rocks.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 12th, 2010, 10:33 AM
Easter eggs.

Can't wait for Halloween.

Fathom Zero
Oct 12th, 2010, 11:26 AM
I don't have fun making pretend

Zhukov
Oct 12th, 2010, 11:38 AM
Except when you come here and pretend to hang out with friends :rolleyes

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 12th, 2010, 12:28 PM
Dylan, we're going to Halloween hangout.

Fathom Zero
Oct 12th, 2010, 01:08 PM
honeycomb hideout

Kitsa
Oct 12th, 2010, 06:38 PM
I saw the coolest hockey jersey today and was very enthusiastic about it until I realized it was a halloween costume for little boys. :(

The Doctor
Oct 12th, 2010, 09:25 PM
I saw the coolest hockey jersey today and was very enthusiastic about it until I realized it was a halloween costume for little boys. :(

What team and/or logo?

Kitsa
Oct 12th, 2010, 09:31 PM
http://www.halloweenstore.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=U888094&Store_Code=h

The Doctor
Oct 13th, 2010, 06:37 AM
Sweet jersey.

Esuohlim
Oct 13th, 2010, 07:25 AM
IT MUST BE COOL, THE DUDE IS WEARING SUNGLASSES

Kitsa
Oct 13th, 2010, 08:19 AM
damn straight

Fathom Zero
Oct 13th, 2010, 10:41 AM
Just got hit with a (relatively) sweetass earthquake for Oklahoma - 4.5 or thereabouts.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 13th, 2010, 06:45 PM
I saw the coolest hockey jersey today and was very enthusiastic about it until I realized it was a halloween costume for little boys. :(

http://nhl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p8452930dt.jpg

The entire front says Rookie.

Kitsa
Oct 13th, 2010, 08:56 PM
Heh heh.

My daughter has a shirt that says "Blue Jackets Sweetheart" because the jerseys were fucking ridiculous. Too bad I can't muster up much enthusiasm for the team this year. :(

The Doctor
Oct 13th, 2010, 09:04 PM
If Mason gets back to form, you have a solid team. Umberger is awesome, plus he sounds like the hamburgler....Umburgaler

Kitsa
Oct 13th, 2010, 09:37 PM
I dislike the ego and hissies out of Mase recently. I miss Leclaire, even though he was constantly injured. :hockeythread

Esuohlim
Oct 14th, 2010, 12:57 AM
Hey elx why the hell haven't you changed your sig it's been like a year

elx
Oct 14th, 2010, 01:18 AM
my signature can be whatever i want my signature to be >: mind your own bees wax

Esuohlim
Oct 14th, 2010, 01:53 AM
MAKE IT SOME BOOBS SO I CAN SEE SOME BOOBS INSTEAD OF READING YOUR POSTS

elx
Oct 14th, 2010, 01:57 AM
YEAH OK. LIKE YOU'D EVER GET TO SEE ANYONES BOOBS :(


I BET EVEN THOSE VIDEO CHAT WHORES WOULD BE LIKE SRY CANT SERVICE YOU SIR.

elx
Oct 14th, 2010, 02:00 AM
hey milhouse wanna skype

Fathom Zero
Oct 14th, 2010, 03:15 AM
:lol

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/1601/hardcandyfilmposter.jpg

Esuohlim
Oct 14th, 2010, 10:56 AM
hey milhouse wanna skype

ISN'T THIS HOW EVERY DATELINE NBC SPECIAL BEGINS?

ELX, BEING BAIT IS A DANGEROUS GAME TO PLAY

Zhukov
Oct 14th, 2010, 12:23 PM
:lol Fathom

Dimnos
Oct 14th, 2010, 02:57 PM
http://nhl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p8452930dt.jpg

The entire front says Rookie.


Thats bad ass. :lol

captain516
Oct 14th, 2010, 07:36 PM
Daft Punk's soundtrack for the Tron movie is fucking dope

Esuohlim
Oct 14th, 2010, 08:22 PM
Guys, pedophilia is the current topic

The Doctor
Oct 14th, 2010, 10:25 PM
On that note I have to go to bed and get up to teach school in the morning, goodnight all!

Fathom Zero
Oct 14th, 2010, 10:31 PM
TBf0r7Vae2E
MINT FUCKING TUNE

kahljorn
Oct 15th, 2010, 12:23 AM
i thought elx was legal

except maybe in australia

kahljorn
Oct 15th, 2010, 12:26 AM
there's money in an underground small breasted girl australian porn ring

zhukov you could be rich
zhukov, fuck you for having oppurtunities like this handed to you.

elx
Oct 15th, 2010, 12:32 AM
whats the name of that really gross green pudding that people serve at parties and holidays and stuff?

elx
Oct 15th, 2010, 12:33 AM
i miss misdemeanor :(

elx
Oct 15th, 2010, 12:44 AM
here's a personality test for everyone:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

it'll tell you what job you were supposed to pick instead of the one that you already did! exciting

MLE
Oct 15th, 2010, 12:51 AM
I think elx was like, 13 when she started posting. At least that's what I thought Eric told me.

Tadao
Oct 15th, 2010, 01:04 AM
Where the hell is MissD anyways?

Fathom Zero
Oct 15th, 2010, 01:12 AM
INTJ

Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging type

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/848/rationalmastermind.jpg

Masterminds are rare, comprising no more than, say, one percent of the population, and they are rarely encountered outside their office, factory, school, or laboratory. Although they are highly capable leaders, Masterminds are not at all eager to take command, preferring to stay in the background until others demonstrate their inability to lead. Once they take charge, however, they are thoroughgoing pragmatists.

Well, hot damn.

Computer Programming
Natural Science
Natural Science Education
Engineering
Management
Entrepreneurship
Law
Librarian

Stephen Hawking, Andrew Grove, Marie Curie, Guy Kawasaki, Igor Sikorsky, Hillary Clinton

Well that's fan-fucking-tastic.

Fathom Zero
Oct 15th, 2010, 01:37 AM
bitches ain't shit but shoes and dicks

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 15th, 2010, 09:04 AM
Is snak storm guitar woman's character?

Shrubfest
Oct 15th, 2010, 09:42 AM
I just got fired from a job I'd not started yet.

Because I 'didn't seem enthusiastic enough'

Which means 'I don't really like you, I just wanted to employ your friend'

Zhukov
Oct 15th, 2010, 10:24 AM
That's certainly something you could talk to a union about. Or maybe "hadn't started yet" means "was late turning up by a few days".

MarioRPG
Oct 15th, 2010, 10:31 AM
I got ESTJ
-Eng
-Law
-Entrepreneur
-Politics
-Educator
Famous people of your particular type
Bruce Willis, Sandra Day O'Connor, George W. Bush, Mark Anthony
e: but i was in a hurry so i may have fudged a few answers

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 15th, 2010, 10:34 AM
here's a personality test for everyone:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

it'll tell you what job you were supposed to pick instead of the one that you already did! exciting

Carl Jung is rolling in his grave with these sponsored tests.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 15th, 2010, 10:35 AM
I just got fired from a job I'd not started yet.

Because I 'didn't seem enthusiastic enough'

Which means 'I don't really like you, I just wanted to employ your friend'

Did they fire you on the interview?

Dimnos
Oct 15th, 2010, 11:52 AM
They fired her after she didnt take the oral exam. ;)

Esuohlim
Oct 15th, 2010, 12:00 PM
INTJ

As for being a "highly capable leader", well that's absolute bullshit

And fuck, I hate Hilary Clinton >:

Shrubfest
Oct 15th, 2010, 12:01 PM
We interviewed togerther, got the job, then i got a phone call a few weeks later of him basically trying to get me to quit, and me going, no, I really want this job.

Then I sent him an email saying, sorry, I REALLY want the job. So he phoned up trying to get me to quit again, and just gave up and told me I couldn't do it.

Esuohlim
Oct 15th, 2010, 12:03 PM
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU MARRIED A GINGER INSTEAD OF A REAL MAN

Shrubfest
Oct 15th, 2010, 12:05 PM
To make it to manhood as a ginge makes you well hard.

He's a manly man. I had to give him stitches.

Tadao
Oct 15th, 2010, 12:47 PM
Maybe you aren't as good at sucking cock as you believe to be.

Shrubfest
Oct 15th, 2010, 01:28 PM
The interviewer/boss man was a homosexual. Regardless of my cock sucking skills, It wouldn't have helped.

Because I have no cock to shaft him with.

Fathom Zero
Oct 15th, 2010, 01:32 PM
WOOPASH

elx
Oct 15th, 2010, 05:05 PM
Carl Jung is rolling in his grave with these sponsored tests.
hahhaa yeahh. the soap opera one was especially awesome:(


but hey, if anyone really cares they could just spend like two minutes categorizing themselves. like, the E/I at the start stands for extraversion/introversion, meaning that mario would rather spend his time with other people doing stuff, while fathom + milhouse would rather be alone or with very few people exploring/creating things. also those celebs must've been pulled from a random pool, cause none of those people are any of those things. ^5

Babs
Oct 15th, 2010, 05:35 PM
I come here time to time hoping to catch a decent conversation, but this is just bullshit. Something about sucking off a gay ginger boss and about how they REALLY like the job, clearly don't understand the employer - employee relationship.

Tadao
Oct 15th, 2010, 05:53 PM
You didn't even get that right. Reading and comprehension is vital to online forums. This is why everyone hates you.

kahljorn
Oct 15th, 2010, 06:10 PM
Fictional INTPs
Tom and Fiona (Four Weddings and a Funeral)
Dr. Susan Lewis (ER)
Filburt (Rocko's Modern Life

yesss

Fathom Zero
Oct 15th, 2010, 06:33 PM
Hannibal Lecter and Rosencrantz & Guildenstern come up for our category. :\

elx
Oct 15th, 2010, 07:25 PM
:luke skywalker

Sam
Oct 15th, 2010, 09:56 PM
HEY SHRUB I GOT A JOB FOR YOU

A JOB GETTING PLOWED AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT BY ME

IT PAYS IN BIG SLOPPY LOADS AND BRUISING AROUND ALL YOUR SENSITIVE AREAS

Fathom Zero
Oct 15th, 2010, 11:28 PM
:lol

Fathom Zero
Oct 15th, 2010, 11:31 PM
Shrub, have you ever been taken Swing dancin' by an Oklahoman, darlin'?

Babs
Oct 16th, 2010, 01:39 AM
You didn't even get that right. Reading and comprehension is vital to online forums. This is why everyone hates you.

Guy can't take a fucking joke.

Fathom Zero
Oct 16th, 2010, 01:58 AM
gay can't choke a fucking ****

Tadao
Oct 16th, 2010, 02:00 AM
If that was a joke, it provides yet another example of why you are treated like a disease.

Babs
Oct 16th, 2010, 02:10 AM
You are nothing but a failure with no future. I bet you don't even have your high school degree that's how much of a living disgrace you are. Before you can even begin to think of your current situation and how much you are more of a carcinogen than a (can't believe I can use this word with you) human being, you try being a piece of shit to other people so you can get some sort of short lived gratification before realizing you're a fucking joke. Good for you, you have some pathetic online community you can relate too, a bunch of delusional dumb asses who jack their dick's off to Sailor Moon characters. The only people that will agree with you, are the self diluted jackasses here (wow, what a fucking coincidence). So next time you're taking a shit in your bathroom that you don't deserve to take a shit in, just think about how much of a fucking failure you are and why you're fucking wife left you, you ignorant piece of waste, you god damn fucking goon.

Fathom Zero
Oct 16th, 2010, 02:12 AM
hahahahaha

Your goat's been gotten, my friend.

Babs
Oct 16th, 2010, 02:30 AM
I don't even want to get started on you. You're like that little sore in your mouth that would heal if you could just stop tonguing it.

Fathom Zero
Oct 16th, 2010, 03:11 AM
It's funny because I've got a fever blister on my tongue. Probably the herp.

MrAdventure
Oct 16th, 2010, 03:17 AM
why don't you shut up babs!

The Doctor
Oct 16th, 2010, 06:37 AM
0a45z_HG3WU

Wiffles
Oct 16th, 2010, 08:03 AM
Beautiful ^.^

Tadao
Oct 16th, 2010, 12:43 PM
Holy fuck Babs, did you pass any English classes?

MLE
Oct 16th, 2010, 12:56 PM
Oh man, I didn't think I'd wake up to this. Thank you, Tadao. You've made my morning.

Tadao
Oct 16th, 2010, 01:08 PM
No, can't take credit. Let's all give a big handed for the retarded dancing monkey.

The Doctor
Oct 16th, 2010, 01:16 PM
http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee443/Patrick_Whitaker/foto-kaki1.jpg

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 16th, 2010, 04:58 PM
MAaaaaaaaan saturdays are boring.

Fathom Zero
Oct 16th, 2010, 05:03 PM
http://jalopnik.com/5665722/chinook-pilot-takes-a-headshot-then-flies-home

That's exciting. :\

Shyandquietguy
Oct 16th, 2010, 05:34 PM
I got a job you guys.

It's full time and the highest I've been paid yet! Even better, the folks like workin' with me!

I'll be moving back out on my own in no time!

10,000 Volt Ghost
Oct 16th, 2010, 05:52 PM
What kind of job is it?

Shyandquietguy
Oct 16th, 2010, 05:53 PM
The best job in the world.

Production line!

Pub Lover
Oct 16th, 2010, 05:57 PM
I-Mockery Chat (PEDOPHILIA, FUCK YEAH)

MLE
Oct 16th, 2010, 06:03 PM
Production Line Pedophilia?

RaNkeri
Oct 16th, 2010, 06:03 PM
Miami Vice, fuck yeah!