I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

I think I might need a friend to help me get through all of this. Could that be you pub? May I call you pubbles?

Absolutely. Would you like a hug?

[Babs]

Obviously! I mean the most profound effect it had was on me.

[Pub Lover]

Internet reaction: Boys or girls? How old? :liquidstatik
Admittedly I was treating emotions like hashtags on here for years before hashtags were a thing. :(

[Pub Lover]

Emoticons.

[Pub Lover]

Obviously! I mean the most profound effect it had was on me.

Then consider yourself to be receiving the tightest of hugs from some person that you regard as a Bro or whatever word you use to describe kinship.

[Pub Lover]

Sheriffs are people too. Sometimes popping off our boots is the way to go. :(

For all of Gus' jokes about me being in Australia; NZ is like a kiddie version of that place. No dangerous animals. No massive desert. We don't even let our cops carry guns.

[Babs]

Emoticons, feeling in the emotions in which you lack.... FOR MY HORRIBLE SITUATION. YOU'RE SO SELFISH GAHHGHAGHAH THIS IS ABOUT ME AND MY "WHAT IF THAT WAS MY SITUATION" SITUATION. ALlll BOUT mE!!!

[Pub Lover]

We don't even let our cops carry guns.
A bunch of their cops came over to help keep the peace after the devastating quake we had last month. They freaked out when we took their guns off them. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Emoticons, feeling in the emotions in which you lack.... FOR MY HORRIBLE SITUATION. YOU'RE SO SELFISH GAHHGHAGHAH THIS IS ABOUT ME AND MY "WHAT IF THAT WAS MY SITUATION" SITUATION. ALlll BOUT mE!!!

Perhaps you are not thinking about the embrace that we are currently sharing. It is of the tightest kind. If you were to hug a gnat's chuff after this you would find it lacking.

[Babs]

Chumbawamba

[Pub Lover]

Chumbawamba

I don't know what that is, but if it is something dirty then I would probably do it for you. Alas, it is only four hours until the badger parade; so I better get down that grooming bay. In the meantime: Ladies and Gentlemen, Burt Kwouk!

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[Fathom Zero]

What about School for Scoundrels? The earlier one. Does you like that one by any chance, pubbers?

[Fathom Zero]

And incidentally, Michael Caine is in my death pool.

[Fathom Zero]

Oh man, Harry Dean Stanton is going too.

[Pub Lover]

What about School for Scoundrels? The earlier one. Does you like that one by any chance, pubbers?

Are you kidding? Terry Thomas and Alaistair Sim? I love the fuck out of that film. :eek

[Tadao]

Too bad he didn't murder Babs. That would have totally made my day.

[Pub Lover]

Who, T? Harry Dean Stanton? Oh yes. :eek

[Grislygus]

man, I never knew you wrere another movie nut, Public

[Pub Lover]

My endless chatter about cocks does make it seem like I have no other interest. :eek

[Tadao]

Harry Dean Stanton kinda looks like a veiny cock. :(

[Tadao]

or an upside down nut sack.

[Tadao]

Babs is gonna be one of those "Wow I was an idiot, can we start over?" kind of faggots. Can we preemptively strike now and remove his edit button?

[Tadao]

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/harry-dean-stanton-as-roman-grant.jpg

[kahljorn]

that girl that followed me home the other day was at the bus stop but this time her voice was extra raspy and her face was all dirty and moistened from the rain and she was all, "I TOLD YOU I WOULD See yOU AGAIN"

[Fathom Zero]

Yay for sleeping 'til 5pm!

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

Listening to the sound of my stupid fucking girlfriend excuse me of seeing other women. I wish I could hit this bitch in the mouth.
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[Pub Lover]

that girl that followed me home the other day was at the bus stop but this time her voice was extra raspy and her face was all dirty and moistened from the rain and she was all, "I TOLD YOU I WOULD See yOU AGAIN"

How did you offload her this time? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Today I was prescribed naproxen. Are they any good?

As a nationally certified pharmacy technician I can tell you that Naproxen is pretty much the best thing you could take for your menstrual cramps and gout. Careful though. Tadao might run in here in a minute and tell you that Aleeve is like a hundred times better, but that is bullshit. Naproxen shits all over Aleeve. Tadao hasn't got a fucking clue. Naproxen is really awesome. The only thing better is if you took some Feminax Ultra. That is seriously the bomb-diggity. Bomb Diggity Ultra.

[Tadao]

:tear

[Pub Lover]

T, I'd suggest you switch from Aleeve to Naproxen for your Ankylosing spondylitis, but you're so old that you'd probably end up taking Naprosyn! :lol2

[Pub Lover]

My friend takes them because he gets mad headaches from anxiety issues. He says they work hella good.
How many Hellas to a Bomb-diggity, D?

[Fathom Zero]

At least 3, but more is possible.

[Tadao]

More than five is inadvisable.

[Esuohlim]

I just saw a dude in the banner ad that looked exactly like Schimid, and now I can't find it again

[MLE]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ac/Fagboy.jpg

[Shrubfest]

Huh, Pub.

You weren't making shit up. Naproxen-containing tablets Naprosyn can be used for all those things. Fancy you actually googling rather than making it up.

I said 'oh, he was right' in the middle of a conversation.

[kahljorn]

How did you offload her this time?

WAITED TILL SHE WASN"T LOOKING AND THEN RAN HOME :lol

[Pub Lover]

Miss Shrub, it is a hard life making obscure yet researched jokes on the internet. :eek

[Pub Lover]

The punchline was that all off the drugs were just brands of the same drug. :eek

[Pub Lover]

So there it is explained. You're welcome. :eek

[Pub Lover]

WAITED TILL SHE WASN"T LOOKING AND THEN RAN HOME :lol

Good work. You will have to be more careful next time. :eek

[Tadao]

The punchline was that all off the drugs were just brands of the same drug. :eek

I didn't even bother to google it. :(

[MLE]

I actually got the joke the first time :< and laughed :<

[Grislygus]

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:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
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In case that y'all didn't get to see this shit

[Fathom Zero]

I'm heading back to school early tomorrow because I can't stand being away from work.

[Fathom Zero]

now let us go to da discotheque

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[captain516]

Rest in peace old movie Alfred :(
http://www.sheeplaughs.com/scrooge/michael_gough.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Bum-Tt9yWg8

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Nate dog died too.

[Esuohlim]

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[Babs]

Rest in pieces

[Tadao]

Babs, you aren't man enough to post here. Either publicly admit to how fucking dumb you acted or disappear like the rest of the losers. I bet (and I'm always right when it comes to you) that you aren't man enough to own up.

[Tadao]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Tadao]

OLD

You're right, and with less than 6,000 views?! Sheeit, that's overexposed as hell, how dare I

Bet you puss out here too. FUCK I HATE YOU!

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.mediafire.com/?r7d2hdu5nxyhph5

Made halfway between asleep and awake. I laughed so hard at me.

And this makes me want to do I-Mockery Masterpiece Theater again.

We really need to do that again.

[Pentegarn]

In case that y'all didn't get to see this shit

Buzz has it that's old. So we must have already seen it :lol

[executioneer]

haha good news everyone, PRAM MAVEN NOT VERY SMART THE THREAD is now the #1 google search for "pram maven", we did it!

edit: not #1 for "pram maven" in quotes, though, just pram maven no quotes. weird

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

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:lol then .........:(

I like the A the best

[MarioRPG]

I feel like it's 95 or something when I see dancing gifs

[Zhukov]

The first time I saw those dancing letters was on this site in about 2003; Dole called someone a fuck or something using them. I laughed so hard.

[Fathom Zero]

Willie said "SHUT THE FUCK UP" with them. That's one I remember, and I laughed just as hard.

[Fathom Zero]

and hazzy mirthbay, kitsa

[Tadao]

Happy birthday faguette!

[Kitsa]

Thanks.

[WhiteRat]

In honor of your day of birth I give you this heartfelt gift:

http://i53.tinypic.com/2md59mp.gif

[Kitsa]

Thanks for that.

[Shrubfest]

Kitsa, I just thought: Do you give your child theme-orientated food?

Like edible Sesame street lessons.

[Kitsa]

Hm. Sometimes. I just finished a big project and usually when I *have* to do decorative food for something I get burned out for a while.

I'm doing it more as she appreciates it more. She's learning in a weird order. I thought the colors would come first, but the reading came first. She can read and spell her name, and a couple of other words, but she still points to something purple and says "yellow". So that's what I'm working on now. I paint her fingernails with green or purple or whatever paint and she's learning from that.

[MarioRPG]

Hahaha what the fuck whiterat.

[Shrubfest]

Hm. Sometimes. I just finished a big project and usually when I *have* to do decorative food for something I get burned out for a while.

I'm doing it more as she appreciates it more. She's learning in a weird order. I thought the colors would come first, but the reading came first. She can read and spell her name, and a couple of other words, but she still points to something purple and says "yellow". So that's what I'm working on now. I paint her fingernails with green or purple or whatever paint and she's learning from that.


That's cool. If it helps, I might have to steal the idea if I ever have kids.
I imagine you'd have to stop when they hit about 8, when it ceases to be amusing at school dinnertime.

[Babs]

Babs, you aren't man enough to post here. Either publicly admit to how fucking dumb you acted or disappear like the rest of the losers. I bet (and I'm always right when it comes to you) that you aren't man enough to own up.

You're such a whiny ass wimp. Act your age, son.

[Tadao]

:lol

You will always be the biggest idiot here. Congratulations on achieving something.

Oh wait, you can't read. Can some one make a picture for him?

[Tadao]

Oh man, you can't even use the phrase "whiny ass wimp" in it's proper context. My GF teaches 1st graders, someone send me his address so I can mail him the left over weekly readers.

[Babs]

Why do you try to drag others into something so childish? Get the hint, no one gives a shit besides you.

Oh yeah, by the way...

My GF teaches 1st graders

So pathetic that you had to squeeze that in there.

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

[Pentegarn]

I am just surprised the Weekly Reader still exists

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot.

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

p.s. You shouldn't even get to moderate with you're dumb ass always double posting.

You're an idiot. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

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[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pentegarn]

that made me :lol

I like to :lol

[Tadao]

Oh man pub, I idolize you. :love :wank :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

I've never before seen a vigintuple post.

[Pub Lover]

I'm not gonna bother anymore. >:

Care to count how many I made in a row there, Colonel?

[WhiteRat]

I've only been recently checking out this wonderful forum again on a daily basis so out of curiosity what's the beef between Babs and Tadao?

[Pub Lover]

I am just giggling all over the posts from 2004. :( I mean :eek

[Pub Lover]

what's the beef between Babs and Tadao?
Babs is exceedingly stupid but somehow has the delusion that he is showing T to be the stupid one. His idiocy is seemingly impenetrable.

[Tadao]

Also, he smells and has a doo doo face.

[Pub Lover]

...their hearts break and they never reach out to anyone ever again. And then they die all alone, never being touched and never touching anyone. Like a rock, like an island :(

:love

[Fathom Zero]

Babs is just the village retard right now.

[executioneer]

you can't double post in here, this is the post count fight thread

[executioneer]

:drstrangeloveorhowilearnedtostopworryingandloveth ebomb

[executioneer]

why the hell did it put a space in there, i didn't type a space :ghosts :eek

[executioneer]

:spaceghosts :thatwasunintentional :lol

[Grislygus]

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SO YOU CONDEMNED THE LYNX TO STARVATION. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, STUDENTS. MISERABLE LITTLE FUCKS.

[Pentegarn]

But even a born loser wins sometimes!

[Colonel Flagg]

Care to count how many I made in a row there, Colonel?

Not really.

It looked like a lot, though. ;)

[Colonel Flagg]

Sometimes you need the "n-tuple" posting if you really mean it.

I'm not going to bother anymore, either. :tear

[Kitsa]

I'll take this opportunity to say that I can't fucking believe I've come to this place for three years.

More frightening is the fact that three years is nothing compared to some of you.

[Esuohlim]

8 years not counting the ezboard lurking days :x That's crazy

[The Leader]

God, what a bunch of losers.

[The Leader]

:tear

[Tadao]

I took a long vacation.

[Chojin]

let's all make a pact to never come here again

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Grislygus]

BRUSH TOOLS ARE MY BITCHES


NO tablet, thank you very much. Years of MS Paint training have indeed made me a master of the touch pad

Now if only I didn't suck at using actual paintbrushes :( to a humiliating degree :( :( :( WHY CAN'T MY DRAWING SKILLS BE ENOUGH TO CONTINUE EARNING ME MONEY

[Pub Lover]

Take 4 aleve.

SELF PORTRAIT FOR PHOTOSHOP CLASS
Very nice, Gus. You do great stuff. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Oh & I was going to say something to T but changed my mind. :eek

[Pub Lover]

This week's Art Shit theme is tough for me because I hate both those things so much. :eek

[Pub Lover]

If I hadn't promised myself I wouldn't; I would just write the two words on my hands and clap at the camera. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I am not above running any joke into the ground. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Hard. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I would, but i took naproxen already and don't want to mix drugs.
:lol

[Pub Lover]

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I played Portal for the first time this weekend. A lot shorter than I expected. Plus I still don't get the cake is a lie hysteria. Maybe years of the internet being a twat spoiled that aspect too much for me. :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I watched an interview with the singer and guitarist from Cake the other day. Their singer literally should never open his mouth unless there is a tune playing alongside it. He spewed out so much useless garbage it sounded like his brain was permanently fried.

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/c/Cake/sq-john_m_intv990222-mtv.jpg

Wrenched my gut..... I felt like I drank 2 pots of coffee on an empty stomach.

[Tadao]

I hate musician interviews.

[Kitsa]

You have just caused a weird deja-vu moment because someone was just telling me they'd talked to that guy and it was the first time I'd thought of him since that old Comfort Eagle flash.

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, Pub, I was sick of Portal long before I played it, and that wasn't even the funniest part of the game.

I hate Still Alive, as well.

[Kitsa]

that.

fucking.

song.

[Pub Lover]

Is it played somewhere? I have heard it a grand total of twice now. When I completed the game and when I searched out that cover on youtube.

[Kitsa]

it's one of Mr. Kitsa's favorite songs and I fucking hate it.

[Guitar Woman]

It's a stock song for spamming on Source games. Every round.

[King Hadas]

There's a reason people reference inane things like "the cake is a lie", it's because they're lonely. They're only looking for friends, people with similar interests. So they innocently cry out "The cake is a lie!" Desperate to draw attention to themselves but unable to do so through personal merit. They're too naive though, or too thoughtless. They never consider the predators lurking so near to home.

[Grislygus]

Nah, i just finally have the money and scholarships required to pay for a REAL college

... only to discover that only 18 credits transfer from three entire years at the community college I attended, so that's fucking fun...

And I really, really, REALLY hate effectively being a second-term freshman at 22 years old.

[Grislygus]

But it makes me feel REALLY GOOD to talk to the 25 to 29 year old freshman

[Grislygus]

Right until I look over at one of the three eighteen year old prodigies we have at the moment

[Fathom Zero]

I never really paid attention to people that much to get their ages. Especially since I plan on being in school for longer than most of my peers, anyway. Fuck 'em.

[Grislygus]

I pay attention to people their age when they're that good, have the work ethic to go along with it, are smart enough to have already gotten work, are easygoing and affable, all of this balling up and making them my biggest competitors. They're basically younger, far more talented versions of me

[Fathom Zero]

Most people I enjoy being around are Math, Science, and Philosophy folks, and they aren't really my competitors. Art students are insufferable. My photography class is a pain unlike any other. Also; writers. It's why I'm not primarily an English major.

My biggest problem with this stuff, (and I'd known it before I got here), is that creativity is very stifled. You're allowed to think outside the box, so long as that box is encased within another box and you don't go outside that one. It's all completely fake. I love it when there's disagreement and dissension in class. I hate most the people that try to agree with one another as quickly as possible, and unfortunately that's not something that changes with age, as I've come to find out. Someone that disagrees with me is well on their way to earning my total respect.

EDIT: Oh and :school >:

[Pub Lover]

Do you feel lonely, Milhouse?

Not with seven of my best friends by my side :tear

Do you happen to have a video of you all doing a circle jerk? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Fuck.

[Fathom Zero]

UxsIGtju1So

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

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[elx]

I'm going to university in bonaire this winter. :)

[elx]

because conserving tropical reefs is only allowed for scientists, harharhar

[Fathom Zero]

Try not to get sold into the sex slave trade.

[elx]

man why did you guys have to change the page and make my post all out of whack :(

[Tadao]

Most people I enjoy being around are Math, Science, and Philosophy folks, and they aren't really my competitors. Art students are insufferable. My photography class is a pain unlike any other. Also; writers. It's why I'm not primarily an English major.

My biggest problem with this stuff, (and I'd known it before I got here), is that creativity is very stifled. You're allowed to think outside the box, so long as that box is encased within another box and you don't go outside that one. It's all completely fake. I love it when there's disagreement and dissension in class. I hate most the people that try to agree with one another as quickly as possible, and unfortunately that's not something that changes with age, as I've come to find out. Someone that disagrees with me is well on their way to earning my total respect.

EDIT: Oh and :school >:

What a load of bullshit. That's like saying that peeing on jesus can be art because no one has thought of it. Fuck dude, I'm making at right now. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I'm going to university in bonaire this winter. :)

So we get to see you with a tan? :eek

[Fathom Zero]

That's funny - we got shown slides the first day of class and Pisschrist came up. I did like the ones where Serrano mashes his semen and cow's blood between two glass slides, though.

Also, I don't know what you're talking about.

[Pub Lover]

Try not to get sold into the sex slave trade.

At least until I get loan approval. :eek

[Pub Lover]

man why did you guys have to change the page and make my post all out of whack :(

As evidenced by Dylan's nipples; I didn't mean to brak the page there. :eek

[elx]

Try not to get sold into the sex slave trade.
oh man I'm terrified now :( I can't imagine a fate worse than getting sold into the sex slave trade on a tropical island that was built exclusively for european billionaires... better pack my pepper spray!

[Fathom Zero]

Yes, I'm sure sex slaves come with vacation time and luxurious benefits packages. Not as though they'll take you back to Europe and tie you to a post in the castle's dungeon.

[Tadao]

You don't want to be fucked by a European Billionaire. Trust me. That's unless you do want 2 dicks in your ass at the same time. Don't forget that there will be ATM.

[elx]

I bet a trip through the sex slave trade sounds like a vacation to everyone on i-mockery

[elx]

let's start voting people to the island! I think we should sell milhouse first since he's lonely

[The Leader]

slut

[Pub Lover]

let's start voting people to the island! I think we should sell milhouse first since he's lonely

I've had more years of lonely & I don't have his boyish good looks. :eek

[Pub Lover]

slut

Shut up. >:

[Tadao]

I just saw a clip for Sucker Punch. It looks like a SciFi Channel movie. :(

[elx]

slut
no. selling you guys off into slavery only makes me a wonderful business venturer. >:


...and now you're headed for somalia >:

[Pub Lover]

Considering most of the chaps here; you're starting your glorious business venture with inferior stock. :eek

[Pub Lover]

You were on the money with your first pick of Tom. :(

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Grislygus]

Most people I enjoy being around are Math, Science, and Philosophy folks, and they aren't really my competitors. Art students are insufferable. My photography class is a pain unlike any other. Also; writers. It's why I'm not primarily an English major.

My biggest problem with this stuff, (and I'd known it before I got here), is that creativity is very stifled. You're allowed to think outside the box, so long as that box is encased within another box and you don't go outside that one. It's all completely fake. I love it when there's disagreement and dissension in class. I hate most the people that try to agree with one another as quickly as possible, and unfortunately that's not something that changes with age, as I've come to find out. Someone that disagrees with me is well on their way to earning my total respect.

I can't wait for the critiques to get serious here, most of the kids are nervous about things getting taken personally. Of course, this means that one of my classes has hilarious critique sessions. Every week, this one chick gets offended that no one has anything to say about her work. She calls everyone out on it, and everyone gets embarrassed and dutifully critiques her work. Then she gets irritated and surly because they're critiquing her work. It's like some kind of continuing lab experiment on repetitive behavior... I think the only serious disagreement I've had with anyone at the college were idiots who considered themselves whiskey experts.

[Grislygus]

I'm going to university in bonaire this winter. :)

That's awesome, actually.

I just saw a clip for Sucker Punch. It looks like a SciFi Channel movie. :(

I hate that dude. 300 was fun :gerardbutler, but not worth a movie ticket. Glad I bought the popcorn, though. Watchmen was completely fucktarded, and my comic-book loving friends would never have been able to convince me to read it if I'd seen the movie first. Sucker punch does look exactly like a SciFi movie with a budget, and about half as interesting. It's like he's building a career on making random interesting things boring as hell

[Grislygus]

SLOWMO. ABRUPT MUSIC CLIP. SLOWMO. ABRUPT MUSIC CLIP. ABRUPT SLOWMO. TALKING! ABRUPT SLOWMO. MUSIC CLIP. SLOWMO SLOWMOSLOWMOSLOWMO MUSIC AND BLOOD EXPLOSION TALKING!

[Grislygus]

TALKING IN EARNEST. SOME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. NOW FIGHTING! CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT SWEET SLOW MOTION

[Pub Lover]

Gus, I endorse you making Zack Snyder's movies for him from now on. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Yuck. Vodka and Fanta.

Still, it's an order of magnitude better than vodka and Tang.

[Fathom Zero]

You know, it's probably not a good idea for me to drink before class.

VXxfcvu7q_U

[Pub Lover]

I wouldn't even use that to wash the taste of filthy cock from my mouth. :x

[Pub Lover]

You know, it's probably not a good idea for me to drink before class.
I was always better in class when drunk. I credit excess sobriety for all my failures in life. :(

[Tadao]

I mixed some vodka a V8 last night. I forgot that the vodka was berry flavored. :puke

[Fathom Zero]

Probably would've gone better with the berry-flavoured V8, no?

[Grislygus]

I'm STILL a bit drunk from last night, but drove to school and bullshitted my way through a few conversations without anyone noticing, So I'm good. I'm just repeating myself a bit when I talk. Thank god this is a digital lecture-driven class, so I can pretend to be working while dicking around online, I'm not going to effectively remember anything here

Gus, I endorse you making Zack Snyder's movies for him from now on. :eek

I accept this. His next movie will be about homicidal clockwork machine men invading a nudist utopia, entirely written under the direct influence of mescaline, with the original intent of pointlessly re-envisioning rene laloux's Gandahar as a steampunk film before it goes completely off the rails and becomes Snyder's personal fear-driven neocon fascist tract

[Tadao]

Probably would've gone better with the berry-flavoured V8, no?

Also, I don't like berries.

[Fathom Zero]

you're berry stupid

[All Hail Duke]

awesome, not the only person who can't fucking stand zack snyder

[Grislygus]

Zack Snyder's filmmaking style is the cinematic equivalent of constant and willfully premature ejaculation, all over the place. And I don't want to watch it happen.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yuck. Vodka and Fanta.

Still, it's an order of magnitude better than vodka and Tang.


Depends on if its Russian or not.

[Grislygus]

Screwdrivers and pepper vodkas are the only way to go

[Tadao]

I like spicy bloody marys

[Kitsa]

I can't stand artificial berry flavored stuff either. Those fake blueberry muffins and waffles about make me puke.

[Fathom Zero]

Screwdrivers are my favorite drinks, tho probably coz they were one of my first.

[elx]

virgin style screwdrivers and un-fermented wine are the best

[elx]

back in the old days we used to only lose our best friends and young loves to war, now it's only to world of warcraft :(

[Kitsa]

I am watching some bizarre show where large women in tie dye and mullets are singing to their ferrets. :tvthread

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Zack Snyder's filmmaking style is the cinematic equivalent of constant and willfully premature ejaculation, all over the place.

Speaking of premature ejaculation...
virgin style screwdrivers and un-fermented wine are the best

Hullo Miss. :)

[Esuohlim]

I'm going to university in BONER this winter. :)

loll

[Fathom Zero]

cannuh sleep tonight. Had Freebird tacos. Carnitas will be the end of me.

[Colonel Flagg]

virgin style screwdrivers and un-fermented wine are the best

I'm actually quite partial to virgin 7&7's. A delightful lemony-lime taste. :yum

[Kitsa]

I enjoy the Welch's carbonated grape juice stuff.

[Zhukov]

I like Irn Bru.

Pub what are you doing up it's like 4:30am or something.

[Pub Lover]

Work.

[Pub Lover]

The real question is; what am I doing refreshing this forum over & over at 4 in the morning?

[Pub Lover]

...when I have work to do.

[Pub Lover]

Seriously. I actually need to get this shit done, but I'm here.

[Pub Lover]

Pressing refresh.

[Pub Lover]

Over & over.

[Esuohlim]

:x

[MarioRPG]

The real question is; what am I doing refreshing this forum over & over at 4 in the morning?

As if there's ever anything worthwhile to find.

[Pub Lover]

Certainly not from you, Canada.

[Tadao]

I thought Machete would be the perfect storm for Tarantino, turns out it bored the fuck out of me. :(

[Tadao]

He took the meanest, toughest, ugliest mexican and turn him into a clown. :(

[Tadao]

At least I still have Edward James Olmos. :(

[Fathom Zero]

RUTGER HAUER POWER HOUR RUTGER HAUER POWER HOUR

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Depends on if its Russian or not.

Talking about the tang. The russian tang.

[executioneer]

I'm actually quite partial to virgin 7&7's. A delightful lemony-lime taste. :yum

i like double-virgin rum and cokes

no alcohol, also w/ cherry

[MarioRPG]

Certainly not from you, Canada.

No argument here. :lol

[WhiteRat]

:lol

GW and his windswept Bieber hair is on the run!

http://www.twincities.com/ci_17693173

[Tadao]

Yes, this is now the Colonel and Pentegarn post P&S nonsense back and forth thread!

Hol-la-la-la-la

This is what basketball does to people. :(

[Pentegarn]

:pagebrak

This is what basketball does to people. :(

Now that's not fair, the Colonel and I were that ridiculous before March Madness began :lol

I mean in general of course, not by a date of that post

[Colonel Flagg]

This is what basketball does to people. :(

Actually it's what bumping a thread concerning Paul Wolfowitz does to people. :posh

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

GW and his windswept Bieber hair is on the run!

http://www.twincities.com/ci_17693173


That and there is an advertisement for the truffle shuffle about half way down on the left.

[Fathom Zero]

http://soundcloud.com/akira-the-don/6-curb-crawling-rapist-scumbags-anthem-mp3/

[Fathom Zero]

Wikipedia says Bob Einstein is Albert Brooks' older brother. :eek

[Esuohlim]

No way :eek

[Guitar Woman]

That kid's jaw isn't nearly lanterney enough to be me.

Also, no sideburns.

[Guitar Woman]

http://theaddendumonline.tumblr.com/post/4080441052/drwho

Fuck yeah publication

They removed all the pictures >:

[mahadi]

I often think of utility stocks in the investment arena as the equivalent to penicillin in the medicine field. Generally speaking becoming a HORSE'S DONG will yield you "double play". While often times you receive a nice dividend you also stand the chance of capital appreciation. With interest rates on short term bonds and money market at historically low levels I believe buying utility stocks today and receiving a 3%-5% dividend is a smart decision.

[elx]

oh god they are becoming smarter than us :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Anyone else working today?

[WhiteRat]

That kid's jaw isn't nearly lanterney enough to be me.

Also, no sideburns.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

[Fathom Zero]

xxqxNzlEFM4

New Cars single is out. It's aight.

[Esuohlim]

I like how they still sound like an 80s band

[Tadao]

Better dry clean my members only jacket.

[Evil Robot II]

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqUOKi8E1KgJDFBLBNjkB1GYZw~~_12.JPG

[Fathom Zero]

I don't want to go to Nepal - FUCK YOU

[Pub Lover]

Yes, but Jimmy Dean Sausages only come in those GOD DAMNED small 12 ounce packages. They used to give you a full 16 ounces of sausage in a single package, but not anymore.

I wanna eat, godammit.

It's hard to feed a wife and a daughter that're a little plump on 16 ounces of sausage, let alone 12. I'll just go back to making my own. Doesn't taste as good as yours does, but...

I was also thinking the Flagg family must be fatties. :eek

[Womti]

hi new here :)

[Pub Lover]

Tell us about yourself, Mr. Destiny. :eek

[Evil Robot II]

china spambot?

[Womti]

Tell us about yourself, Mr. Destiny. :eek



well, I run a site called bootlegactionfigures.com which chronicles action figure knockoffs and fakes. I like the work Mr. Barr has done here.

[Chojin]

do you have any cialis i could buy?

[Pub Lover]

happy belated birthday!

Do you know Kitsa or are you just saying Happy Birthday without actually meaning it?

He may have read the entirety of Kitsa's posts on this board. It would certainly make him think he knows her. :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

I was also thinking the Flagg family must be fatties. :eek

Damned straight. I gots to lose me some ounces. At least 96. :x