I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Babs]

Do you have any pictures of him before molting then after? It would be even more awesome if you had a a small video of him molting! I hear they get really pissy before and after. My curiosity needs to be satisfied, and I don't want to see a YouTube of some other dude's tarantula, that's to impersonal for me.

[Tadao]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Aaarg]

Do you have any pictures of him before molting then after? It would be even more awesome if you had a a small video of him molting! I hear they get really pissy before and after. My curiosity needs to be satisfied, and I don't want to see a YouTube of some other dude's tarantula, that's to impersonal for me.

that's likely a female. well, i hope it's a female. i guess i could find out whenever i get the exuvia out of her tank, but i don't even know exactly what i'd be looking for.

also, nah, i usually miss the actual molting process, and can only tell by the fact that my spider is bigger and more vibrant and there's an empty spider in the tank with it. i do my best to not move their enclosures right after molts, just because i don't want to disturb 'em.

molts can be dangerous. sometimes a chunk of the old exoskeleton gets stuck, or the new exoskeleton tears, or w/e. the only tarantula we've had die so far died in the middle of a molt (although it was basically dying for weeks leading up to it, definitely didn't have enough energy to molt but it tried anyway :( ).

and it's not really something worth taping, unless you sped up the footage a lot. it's a pretty slow process, with lots of slow tugging.


the neatest pre- and post-molt pictures i have are of a young brachypelma emilia, and it's really only neat because the spider didn't have any of its adult coloration and then it molted and the colors were like... BAM!
http://klimp.dk/glown/b_emilia_0213.jpg
http://klimp.dk/glown/b_emilia_0313.jpg

[King Hadas]

Not too long ago I was scanning the comments of some blog and I came across this automated spam that really made me laugh.

"Can I simply just say what a relief to discover a person that actually
understands what they're discussing on the web. You definitely know how to bring an issue to light and make it important. A lot more people need to check this out and understand this side of your story. I was surprised that you're not more popular because you definitely have the gift.

[link removed]"

[Aaarg]

yeah, i love when those are on, like, music blogs.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just watched Farrah from Teen mom get drilled in the asshole. Made having to sit through all those teen mom marathons worth it.

[Kitsa]

And then she was afraid he'd gotten her pregnant.

[kahljorn]

so.. my ex who tried to kill me a bunch of times and was extremely abusive now speaks for this organization that fights violence or some shit. She even has her picture up.

lol

life is kinda dumb sometimes

[Tadao]

sometimes?

[kahljorn]

most of the time

shes actually on the poster and shit

like shes the postergirl for anti-violence and stuff
seriously

[Tadao]

There was a teen slut where I used to live and she liked to fuck 20 year olds while she was 14ish. She was always all up in everyone trying to get mature cock and everyone I knew was all "Bitch I aint going to jail for your ugly ass".

Years later she was on a Jesus commercial for abstinence. I kept thinking that she would still take a cock in the cunt if anyone offered but this is a great way to show her school friends that she's not a whore.

lol

[kahljorn]

not really as disgusting as being a hella violent person trying to act like you're against violence, but definitely as funny.

[Aaarg]

court-mandated community service

[Tadao]

Now that you mention it, it does sound like something a judge would make you do.

[kahljorn]

lol

[Esuohlim]

KAHLJORN, some guy who said he was you tried to add me on Facebook

[Tadao]

It's probably his ex hiding in the bushes with a crowbar.

[Esuohlim]

I called him out on being an IMPOSTOR and then he basically blocked me so I'm thinking it was some long-forgotten womti-type jerk from 9 years ago who is still mad that I made fun of him on the internet

[Tadao]

You should have just freinded him then. He would have super depressed at the lack on info he gets from your fb page lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

so.. my ex who tried to kill me a bunch of times and was extremely abusive now speaks for this organization that fights violence or some shit. She even has her picture up.

lol

life is kinda dumb sometimes

I will punch her in her GD cunt. Just let me know when. I will declare diplomatic immunization prior to her muff Tiger Uppercutting.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I tried measuring out the size for flyers for our club earlier and microsoft word fucking said like 6 inches was like 8.5 inches so I thought my dick shrunk all day until I got home and busted out the ruler to make sure my dong was he same length. I don't know if my monitor is widescreen at work but I had real bad anxiety all fucking day. Like my dick shrunk in Microsoft word anxiety.

[Aaarg]

stretch to fit

[kahljorn]

dude that was me esuolohim didnt you notice that i have wilie and william on my facebook?

lol
i just deactivated my facebook the other day ill prolly reactivate it soon

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/yM4EpYs.png

I feel pretty rad right now you guys

[Esuohlim]

dude that was me esuolohim didnt you notice that i have wilie and william on my facebook?

lol
i just deactivated my facebook the other day ill prolly reactivate it soon

I did notice this but I am on my guard about these things as I am a notorious internet presence.

[kahljorn]

so famous people friend your friends to be friends with you

[Esuohlim]

i know right it seems weird to me too

[Tadao]

It must be hard being the guy from that movie that was about not going to school.

[Zomboid]

One or more of you is friends with Willie on Facebook? Is he still a bronie?

[kahljorn]

he seems more depressed than bronie, but maybe those go hand in hand

[Zomboid]

Huh. Well...Yeah, I really don't have anything to say.

Is anyone else gonna get a PS4? We can play games online, like we briefly did with Red Dead Redemption! Actually, I think GTA V has multiplayer!

[Seven Force]

Nah I'm gonna stick with my Genesis. :)








:(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm going to get a ps4 because all my friends care more about their gamerscore than playing with friends.

Like what the fucking shit.

[SuperYuriGagarin]

I'll probably wind up with a ps4. Stoked as hell for GTAV's mp. RDR and IV were pretty damned phenomenal.

[Babs]

I winder what that kid microshock is getting.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Probably some ball hair by now.

[Dimnos]

Ill be getting the PS4 at some point.

[Big McLargehuge]

I'm not going to get one!

[Ex Leper]

I only just got my first PS1 at a yardsale for 2 dollars, now i have the difficult task of finding a copy of Skullmonkeys.

[Tadao]

You can get a transistor for ps1 so that you can play burned games. best investment I ever made back then.

[Aaarg]

or if it's an old psx you can just use the swap trick

does it have a/v jacks in the back?

[MarioRPG]

Probably some ball hair by now.
I imagine we'll find out near Christmas.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Fuck, is he old enough now?

Also getting a ps4

[Aaarg]

did you guys know GOBLIN is on tour?

i'm going to see goblin live.

i am excited.

[Babs]

Wait..... Goblin.... THE goblin in giallo flicks. Just saw deep red awhile ago, that has to be my best Goblin score so far.

Oh yeah, I miss you guys and hope yalls is still being sexy asses.

[Aaarg]

yes THE goblin

[LordSappington]

I like to wait at least six months before getting a new-gen console. Gives them time to iron out some bugs and for developers to stop thinking like the last generation still.

On that note, all of it looks kinda really lame to me :(

[Tadao]

Can't post this in TV because certain people will bleed out their vagina, but Breaking Bad season 5 and and 6 suck ass shit. They could have ended it a million cool ways, instead they went all predictable.

Fuck them.

[LordSappington]

I didn't like it at all. Too much growling at the camera for extended periods

[Tadao]

Gustavo dead = lack of interesting characters.

[HickMan]

:pagebrak

[HickMan]

I'll be getting a ps4 at some point as well. I'd like to wait a little while after it comes out but the ol' lady wants one pretty much day of.

GTA Online would be super badass fun if it actually freakin' worked. Tried to get on numerous times yesterday to no avail. We'll see how it goes.

My PSN Name is cdun136 though for anyone that wants to not play online with me.

BTW sup guys?

[kahljorn]

I stopped watching breaking bad i think at the end of season 4 or 5, when they were considering killing gus.

the reason i stopped watching is because i realized that every season has the same formula. WALT WANTS TO MAKE DRUGS BUT JESSIE DOESNT BECAUSE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO HIM/WALTS A JERK/ETC. SOME SHIT HAPPENS THAT LOOKS KINDA GRUESOME AND COOL. SUDDENLY JESSIE WANTS TO MAKE DRUGS. WALTS WIFE STARTS ACTING LIKE A BITCH. WALT NO LONGER WANTS TO MAKE DRUGS. SHIT HAPPENS THAT LOOKS KINDA GRUESOME AND COOL. SOMETHING MAYBE BAD HAPPENS THAT TURNS EVERYTHING ON ITS HEAD
END OF SEASON
NEXT SEASON
WALT WANTS TO MAKE DRUGS BUT JESSIE DOESNT BECAUSE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO HIM/WALTS A JERK/ETC.

once you realize that the only thing that show had going for it was drugs and ATMS falling on people's heads

[kahljorn]

man college students are straight up faggots

my one room mate ALWAYS starts fights with me cuz he thinks he is tough shit, but he ALWAYS backs down. everytime. then he tries to act like im an asshole or some shit.
and the university has some rule that if you punch a room mate out you get expelled.

life sucks

[HickMan]

I'm a door guy on 6th street in Austin...I know how you feel. I'm a pretty small dude, and when I have to deny grown men at the door for being too intoxicated, they always talk big shit.

But I'm always polite. And that drives them nuts. Some people will try and threaten me with violence and I always tell them the same thing: "Either back up what you're saying or get outta my face cuz I'm working"

I'd love to scrap it out with some of these rich trust fund babies that come into my bar that act like they're the shit. But they're all pussies.

[kahljorn]

:lol dude thats exactly what its like here. a bunch of spoiled little kids and shit.
the last time my room mate got up in my face (he started the whole thing) i was about to punch him in his face, and i was like, "If you don't get the fuck out of my face right now I'm gonna sock you in your ugly face." and he was like, "YOU DO THAT AND IM CALLING THE COPS AND YOU'RE OUT OF HERE." Pussy.

how do people like that exist. My theory is that none of my room mates were spanked as children. I'm gonna ask them about this next time i see them :)

[Tadao]

:lol I was just going to say that they were never hit by their parents. Fucking little shits.

[kahljorn]

yea.. they've been trying to get me kicked out for months just cause i told them that i expect them to buy a vacuum cleaner and a trashcan (after four months of living here). They told me we should all contribute something, so I brought an entire living room worth of furniture. They told me they got kitchen stuff and bought "bathroom stuff." The bathroom stuff was a one dollar hand soap dispenser, we only have like 4 forks and I brought most of the dishes. Most of the stuff they "contributed" they sold within the first week of living here because my stuff was so cool. They didn't even bother to use the hundreds of dollars they made from that to buy a cheap trashcan or vacuum cleaner. I literally had to beg them to buy a broom from the dollar store. Also my one room mate wouldn't even let me hit his bong because it has "sentimental value." :lol
the first time that guy tried to start a fight with me was because i told him i was bringing way more shit than him so i kinda expect him to stfu about me paying rent late the first month (school ends in the middle of a month, so i wasnt even living here when we could move in). He wrote me and said some shit like, "PAY UR FUCKIN RENT." Started a fight with me, lost, then got on facebook and dug up old photos of me and posted shit talking stuff. I embarrassed him on facebook so he deleted what he wrote. Anyway, turns out he paid rent late the first month too and EVERY SINGLE MONTH after that :lol
so yea they called the landlord to spy on my pot plants, but i replaced the lock so they couldnt get in my room. lol. I'm also pretty sure my one room mate stole my wallet and tried to get me arrested/kicked out of school because there were two hits of acid in it. Two+ weeks after it mysteriously went missing it turned up somewhere on campus that i never go to with most of the money still inside and the two hits of acid inside. weird right? wallets don't usually go missing that long and still have mostly intact money and drugs. but i dunno maybe i dropped it in a bush or some shit. Pretty sure i remember leaving it here though.
additional evidences of wallet theft, conversation with room mate:
"Hey I can't find my wallet have you seen it"
"bhrbhrbhrrbhrbh(stuttering) you have a wallet? I didn't even know you had a wallet"
"Yes. That's a pretty weird response."
"What does it look like?"
"Like a wallet that doesn't belong to anybody else in the house."
"WELL IM GONNA GO CLEAN MY ROOM NOW CAUSE THIS IS FUCKED UP"
:lol
i dunno maybe the guy is just weird. You should've seen his face though, like a deer in headlights.

fuckin douche bags
the best part is the other day we ran out of trashbags. I already do most of the cleaning around th ehouse so i was like, "hey how about if i buy the trashbags and you guys take the trash out from now on."
My one sociopathic room mate then declared, "Hey i bought trashbags from the dollar store last time."
"Well you should work some shit out with the other guys so they have to do some extra trash taking outs."
"Yea like we should have some kind of system so that when you do good stuff you get rewarded for it."
"yea like if you bring 500 dollars worth of furniture, dishes (also an xbox and a printer) and everything else a house needs and your room mates bring 15 dollars worth of pots and pans and a toaster maybe they should have to buy a trashcan and a vacuum cleaner."
*roommate goes to room plots revenge*

greatest event ever.

[Tadao]

Oh man, best tv show ever!

[kahljorn]

:)
life is fun sometimes

[Tadao]

Sup Hickman?

[HickMan]

I'd be looking into moving into a new place...Man I really can't imagine living with someone else unless I'm fucking them these days. Did that for 4 years in the army...over it haha.

BTW AWESOME BAR STORY FROM TONIGHT!

So I was doing my rounds tonight, which was actually a decent Thursday. Walked with a good tipout and such.. Anyway, this roided out kid that was wearing a Hollister or Abercrombie polo WAAAY too small for him (didn't even think that shit was popular anymore) was walking towards me down this hallway (where the bathrooms are located) and shoulder checked me. I turned around, stared him down (I'm probably about 50lbs less than this kid...and like I said, he was pretty jacked) and I said "Do we have a problem?" He saw my tshirt and realized I was working and said "Oh no man my bad" I politely told him "Look dude, that shit doesn't fly at this bar. You're on WEST 6th Street (where all the rich yuppies come and get fucked up) not DIRTY 6th (college doucher fist pumpers)." He said sorry and went into the rest room.

I noticed after that though that he was in there for a little while, so I peeked my head into the men's room. We have only one stall and a urinal in the bathroom, and I saw TWO sets of feet in the stall...so they were either doing coke or sucking dick... So I banged on the stall door and yelled "THERE'S ONLY TWO THINGS YOU GUYS ARE DOING IN THERE AND NEITHER ARE GOOD" They one guy screams "We're doing coke We're doing coke!"

Needless to say, Mr. Roids left without a fuss and his whole doucher crew had to leave with him. With one of his friends calling him a piece of shit because the bar that I work at attracts ALL the fine ladiez.

[HickMan]

Whudup Tadao

[Tadao]

lol I did coke in the bathrooms at bars but we did it though bullets and by the sinks like grown ups.

[kahljorn]

:lol
they coulda been doing molly too. i do that shit in bathrooms all the time

i got a bullet now though, so no more DECADENCE doing lines off of dirty toilet paper containers :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It sounds like the kind of people where if they were to die I wouldn't care....like for a few days until they started to stink and rot and shit themselves. Thats when I would toss their asses to the curb.

[LordSappington]

I'm a door guy on 6th street in Austin...

I'm down on SoCo. We get a bunch of people tweaking out on shit and creepy homeless dudes. Also tons of dickweeds because fuck SoCo

[HickMan]

I live on SoCo and I can't fucking stand it...It's such a nice apartment complex but the other residents are spoiled St. Ed's kids that just trash the place all the time. When my girlfriend and I moved in here, it was really quiet and nice, but this past summer has just been full of fuck.

I love Austin but I really hate a lot of Austinites.

OH AND ANOTHER SUPER COOL STORY FROM HICKMAN'S BAR EXPERIENCE!

This past Saturday night was especially shitty since Austin City Limits is going on and people think they can day drink, take a shit ton of 5 hour energies and coke, attempt to sober up, and go out and drink again at 11pm.

So needless to say, the people walking into the bars are ticking time bombs. All it takes is basically one drink and they're fucked.

This one drunk broseph rocking a Corona tank top was so drunk he snuck into the back office "looking for the bathroom". The barback (super awesome and good guy but when shit goes down, is the first to get into the mix) threw this kid out and told me not to let him back in. I was at the door when this all happened.

After we exchanged a few words, I told him he needed to leave before I and my managers get upset. So he eventually left and walked around to adjacent alley way and relieved himself. He eventually came back around to the right side of the bar where there is a fence separating the bar and the sidewalk (perfect place for people watching) and this fool thought he could jump it without getting noticed. I immediately went up to him, grabbed his arm, flipped him around and chicken-winged him. Took him straight to the gate and quite literally threw him out.

This is the part that kind of blew my mind... He called me a bitch. I get called a million things every night. From asshole, dickhead, dick-wad, faggot, idiot, moron, fucker etc...but a bitch?! I'm pretty sure I just manhandled that kid and he has the balls to call me a bitch?

Well, it didn't really bother me that much as it more or less confused me. I told him "Have a good night!" like I do to all the drunk morons I throw out.

Thankfully only one more weekend of ACL remains.

[LordSappington]

I'm working at an ice cream store. We've been getting tons of tourists for ACL who can't be bothered to read or find the menus, and hold up the line coordinating with their friends. The worst have been the people who make a 'line' by just bunching up all over, and blocking the whole sidewalk, then ignoring me when I tell them to move it. Californians...

[Tadao]

Oh man, I can totally see you slinging ice cream.
:chuckleworthy

[LordSappington]

It's kind of therapeutic to beat the shit out of the ice cream when annoying people want a bunch of awful candy/cookie combinations in it

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What's an ACL thats not an injury?

[HickMan]

Do you work at Amy's? I'm closer to the far south location, basically just south of St. Ed's.

And ACL stands for the Austin City Limits music festival.

[LordSappington]

I'm in the Amy's closest to the bridge.

I don't know the full story, but a co-worker was at the window a month ago, and some lady ran down the sidewalk and punched a girl in the back of the head; someone heard later that she had stolen a tip jar or something downtown, was on drugs, and had jumped off a building at the end of the night. Hear anything about that?

[HickMan]

:pagebrak
No but I'm not the least bit surprised.

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/UG5Tg.gif

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/WHAT.jpg

[kahljorn]

is that really an adult or like a 13 year old with a hella padded bra?

lol

[Tadao]

That's ELX, you decide heh

[MarioRPG]

Hickman, it's great to see you continued to be awesome in your absence.
Thanks for posting the giant dildo pic Tadao! It actually got me to post a reply instead of just lurking.

[HickMan]

Thanks, dude. It's really easy to be not-awesome. Glad to get some assurance that I didn't become a Doucher McDoucheFace.

Nothing really new or interesting has happened in the bar the past few nights. Except for maybe a group of these jewish hoes that have a crush on me were hittin on me pretty hard tonight. And that's always a good time. I call them my Hebrew Hunnies. Not to their faces though...

[Tadao]

When the lick your taint they can really get that nose all it in your butt. You know, if your into that or whatever. ;)

[HickMan]

Youre a bad person for saying that.

[MarioRPG]

Tadao's a bad person for a lot more reasons than that.







but we love him :)

[Dimnos]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon. >:

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony. >:

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me. >:

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.


Bullshit!

If this is real, wb dude.

[HickMan]

Every time I view a post from willie I end up listening to Wu-Tang.

[executioneer]

nice place you got here, I'll take it

[Tadao]

was it the ELX w/ dildo?

[executioneer]

that old chestnut? heck no

[Esuohlim]

Four months until the 10 year anniversary of post count fights? :eek

[The Leader]

I forgot elx existed.

[executioneer]

no i got bored :-[ :-[ :-[

[HickMan]

Same reason as me. I remember when this message board was the place to be here on the net.

[Esuohlim]

It still is dude we've really kept up with the times. check out these memes i've got

[executioneer]

you ingorant fuck

[HickMan]

#like

[Tadao]

http://crossfitarmoury.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Deficiency.jpg

[executioneer]

http://youtu.be/zgJp7aLLZdU?t=3m12s

SLAP DAT ASS

[MarioRPG]

Err'body be coming back to post. Must be the Halloweentimes. :halloween2

[Esuohlim]

I just found a fun new game. It's called go through your old I-Mock private messages and try not to cringe.

I did a lot of GETTING TO KNOW PEOPLE THROUGH FRANK DISCUSSION :(

[Tadao]

I delete all mine in case one of you mods tries to peek. ;)

[executioneer]

i had to delete all of mine because my inbox got all full because I wasnt a mod anymore and my limit went down to 50 D=

lucky there's a thing to export all your PMs to a text file :x

[executioneer]

I delete all mine in case one of you mods tries to peek. ;)
also im p. sure mods can't look at ur PM folder that is kind of the point????:confused::confused::confused:

[Tadao]

Oh, Ok. ;)

[kahljorn]

hey can somebody download this book called fun home off of thepiratebay and e-mail me a copy of it? csophxwt@gmail.com

my only internet is school internet :(

[executioneer]

hey can somebody download this book called fun home off of thepiratebay and e-mail me a copy of it? csophxwt@gmail.com

my only internet is school internet :(

is it the comic book by bechdel?????

[executioneer]

because if it is i sent you a email!!!!

[kahljorn]

yay!

thanks yo u just saved my life

[HickMan]

That was a pretty swell thing to do there, willie.

Why can't internet people be more like willie?

[Esuohlim]

kahl how about I download books I think you should read instead like bible.pdf >:

[executioneer]

milhouse i think you need to learn to hate the sin and love the sinner >:

[LordSappington]

I don't have the money or plans to do anything on Halloween this year. I may just make a hookah out of a pumpkin, put on a gas mask, and throw a tv outside so I can watch scary movies, smoke, and hand out candy.

[Tadao]

why don't you just make a hookah out of a gas mask and go as a fag?

[Tadao]

sry :(

[executioneer]

I don't have the money or plans to do anything on Halloween this year. I may just make a hookah out of a pumpkin, put on a gas mask, and throw a tv outside so I can watch scary movies, smoke, and hand out candy.
i have p. much the same problem :( i might go do halloweenish stuff with my sister this weekend, idk. i have no costume idea and zero dollars to make one if I did :(

[LordSappington]

The woes of being lazy, broke, and with a complete lack of creativity

[cavemanbabe]

Consider living in a country that doesn't celebrate Halloween, it's hell. I'm moving to make 2014's Halloween better though!

[Kitsa]

My kid wanted to be a jellyfish this year because she loves jellyfish. So I was thinking, uh, okay, we can do this. I got a clear pink umbrella and hung a pink hoop inside to offset the tentacles, which I made out of pink ruffly ribbon with fish tangled up in it here and there. It didn't look bad, if I say so myself. When I made it, I googled "jellyfish costume" and the only real picture of one was two women at a festival or something in jellyfish hats.

So I took her to an amusement park and she won 2nd place, which was a big backpack full of amusement park stuff and very cool. So I'm thinking, ok, we did all right with this one, apparently it does look like a jellyfish.

Then a woman in big bee-glasses came up to me and started talking about how the costume is on pinterest and she knew I'd found it on pinterest. I didn't find it on pinterest. I've grown to hate pinterest for precisely this reason- there are no original ideas anymore. But apparently it looked like something that was on pinterest.

Today we were in a costume parade and there was another jellyfish. Not done the exact same way, but similar. So I guess other people must have come up with the same idea at the same time or something.

To be fair, my kid was carrying an empty jumbo tub of Jif as her trick or treat bucket because she decided she should be a peanut butter and jellyfish. Some people got that, some didn't.

I fucking hate Pinterest.

[Tadao]

I hate bitches who like to hear the sound of their own voice. Do bad you didn't electrify the stingers and have your daughter light her up. "DID THEY HAVE THAT ON PINTREST CUNT?"

[Tadao]

Oooooooo battery leds of the pinkish nature glued to the inside and the tentacles could look cool.

[Kitsa]

I have glow-in-the-dark pink necklaces for the gonads (that's what the loops on the top of moon jellies are, fwiw) and I was going to tie some up and down the tentacles with pink thread. I didn't do it today because it wasn't dark enough to make a difference.

BTW, "Pinterest Cunt" should be a new genre of person.

[dextire]

Was her kid in the costume competition or did just want to insult your creativity?
Hey, the stinger comes in pink to match the costume! :halloween2

http://tewsarmory.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1000x800/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/v/i/viper-taser-pink.jpg

Pink LEDs or EL wire would look really cool.

[Kitsa]

I don't remember if her kid was in the contest. There were so many, because it's basically a large amusement park full of kids all lined up, not divided into age groups or anything. I think nowadays people just assume you can't come up with an idea by yourself- if it looks cool or original, it must have come from Pinterest. I don't know where the hell the stuff on Pinterest is supposed to have come from.

I do know that last year we did the same contest (also took second, my daughter was in a chicken suit with red spots as chicken pox and her treat bucket was a giant bottle of calamine lotion) and there were like 50 or 60 Meridas. And the mom in front of us was telling her daughter that she would win because she had the OFFICIAL bow, the OFFICIAL wig, the OFFICIAL Disney dress, etc. And of course none of the Meridas won. Nothing like that could win because when they say "And first place is Merida, let's have Merida come on up!", fifty kids would head for the stage.


The kid who won first place deserved it. He was in a black trenchcoat with a giant bloodshot eyeball mask, and a fedora on top. He was a private eye.

The three prizes were amusement park backpacks filled with stuffed toys, hats, small souvenirs.

[Tadao]

I'm sad he didn't go as a private dick. :(

[Kitsa]

Probably wouldn't have flown at Planet Snoopy, but you could probably swing a private dick at a party.

[Tadao]

Dress you kid as a birth control pack with a day accidentally skipped.

[Kitsa]

Frightening to some.

To tell you the truth, I don't like costume contests. My grandmother and mom used to enter me into them and those costumes got ridiculous. I always won first place or grand prize, but I did it trying to balance a giant chickenwire cabbage patch kid head on my scrawny broken neck. I hate that parents are trying to tell kids they have a shot at winning a contest dressed in a boxed costume that is identical to fifty other kids'. Too much stress to be fun, and too much stress constantly trying to come up with something original. I think next year if I haven't thought of something amazing that my kid likes, or if my kid hasn't thought of something amazing that I can reasonably execute, I'm going to say fuck it and let her assemble whatever.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I went to a Halloween party last night as Big Boss. Grew my hair out and a beard and bought some camo and everything.

I showed up to the party and only 4 other people were in costume. I brought a sack of candy and some beer and nobody ate/drank any of it. Everyone was just sitting around watching a shitty internet stream of the Bruins game and nobody was really talking. 45 minutes in I realized I wasn't going to have any fun so I left. The one person I knew was the host, who I didn't see until I was making my way to the door to leave. Then I walked 10 minutes back to my car in costume because there's no on street parking in that neighborhood. I didn't even have dinner cause I thought there would be food at the party. I would have stopped by some fast food place but my face paint wasn't wiping off and I already felt dumb.

Also I left my candy and beer at the party and I hate Halloween it's dumb :(

[King Hadas]

When you left everyone went, "Snake? SNAAAAAAKEEE!"

[Kitsa]

Last time I went to a costume party, the host was only hosting it as a means to seduce someone at work. He invited those of us he could count on to attend and bring food, and we were just sort of background. Then the person he was after seemed underwhelmed and left with someone else. I was pretty much through with things after that.

The first one I went to at his house was cool though.

We had an evening of rain and tornadoes. There was a lot of trying to get my kid from house to house and a bunch of teenaged asshats shoving little kids out of the way to run up to the startled oldpeople and grab handfuls of candy as they bent over with the bowl. Times like that you need a fucking cattle prod.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Halloween sucks when its on a Thursday. We went out the weekend before to different bars. Like 30 people dressed up total between 5 different bars..

[Tadao]

That's the only day when it's nice to live near West Hollywood.

[Babs]

I voted for Tadao today. Miss you dude.

[executioneer]

Halloween sucks when its on a Thursday. We went out the weekend before to different bars. Like 30 people dressed up total between 5 different bars..

it sucks pretty hard on tuesdays and wednesdays, too. nobody knows which weekend to shift their getting costuming up to >:

[Babs]

So when did you come back? Missed you too.

[executioneer]

like couple weeks ago idk

[HickMan]

Halloween Day is at best disappointing for me every year since about 2009. The season is what makes Halloween so much fun, not the day itself.

Being a door guy and having to deny Dr. Seuss, Bob Ross, some girl from Alabama, and a slew of others at the door isn't as cool as it sounds.

I love being in the Halloween spirt, watching scary movies, eating candy and drinking pumpkin ales and stouts...but that's about it.

Drunk and ignorant people ruined this holiday for me.

[Aaarg]

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/beach_lyco2.jpg
collected a few of these during a field trip to the sc coast last weekend. pretty.

[Babs]

EWWWW DAT N..I..GEE...GEEE...UHHH IS NASTY!

[Babs]

HE DO GOT A FAT ASS DOE

[Babs]

P.S. DAT NI66UH NEEDA SHAVE HIS LEGS BECAUSE DAT IS FUKN BUSTED

[Aaarg]

that's not a fat ass!

[Kitsa]

Nope, pretty lean. Very nice :)

[Tadao]

If I sign up for SS can I be guaranteed Thanos?

[Tadao]

also next year you might want to up it to 50 dollar gifts.

[executioneer]

why the hell is my sig broken all of a sudden :/

[executioneer]

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/signatures.jpg
well then

[Tadao]

someone ran a game on you

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The shame

[captain516]

HOLY SHIT WILLIE

[Mockery]

Happy Turkey Day, all!

SCLPkuW7m0M

[Aaarg]

december

[Esuohlim]

oh good, time to change my avatar haha

[MarioRPG]

You've remembered to change your avatar, but did you ever get around to watching Twin Peaks, Esuohlim?

[Kitsa]

I'm sure he hasn't called his mom.

[Babs]

HEY CAMERON! YA ASS READY FOR DAT BIG 10 CHAMPIONSHIP!

[Aaarg]

"i'm looking forward to the final. it'll make up for that last test."
"what did you get on the last one?"
"101, but it didn't feel good."

fuck grades and fuck people who base everything in education on grades (EVERYBODY). what good is a high score if you aren't comfortable with the information? FUCK.

14 yrs later and still nobody understands me !!!!! :emoteen

[Babs]

try pharmacy school

[Esuohlim]

HEY CAMERON! YA ASS READY FOR DAT BIG 10 CHAMPIONSHIP!

WE'RE GOING TO THE ROSE BOWL ANYWAY

[Babs]

MSU! CONGRATULATIONS MY MAN! DUDES DON'T FUCK AROUND

[Esuohlim]

this is the truth

[Tadao]

the fuck, where is UCLA and USC :(

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, god, like 12 new posts since my last visit, half a year ago? What the fuck happened?

Remember when this place was the best forum on the internet? Remember when some dickweed said I'd be sitting here toothless years from then telling everyone in a half-crazed drug stupor that this "used to be the best forum on the internet?" Shithead called it, didn't he?

[Tadao]

yeah but to be fair, you say that every 3rd post.

[captain516]

When I joined, the I-mockery community was still somewhat thriving

and I took it all for granted

[Aaarg]

are you toothless, gw?

[Tadao]

he's from Portland

[Esuohlim]

Nobody cares about message boards anymore. "This was the best forum on the internet" will be the equivalent to "These were the best buttons at the haberdashery!" It's like fuck off gramps I'm trying to tweet here

[MarioRPG]

If you can't say it in 140 characters or less then I don't even want to read it

[Babs]

YYn4F65gCKo

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want to go to the compass rose bowl. Make them play foosball on the high sea.

[captain516]

Man. hot chocolate with liquor is fucking delish.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

not as good as coffee and rum

[liquidstatik]

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[Babs]

what? what the fuck is a doug blog? does this entail having an extra 21st chromosome?

[liquidstatik]

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[Tadao]

I tried to find the blog last night and was very sad to find out that Milhouse is a racist. :(

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Esuohlim]

I HAVEN'T HAD A DOUG BLOG SINCE 2004 :(

[liquidstatik]

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[Tadao]

Who gave Thanos broken candy canes for Christmas? lol

[Kitsa]

I still don't know what the fuck is going on in liquidstatik's avatar after all this time, but it looks like Anna Faris is trying to protect someone from him

[Esuohlim]

YOU'RE RACIST? :(

I don't think so! :(

[Tadao]

Everyone knows that Doug was a racist show.

[liquidstatik]

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[Kitsa]

I vaguely remember that movie. I used to have an old, old copy of the novel somewhere. All I remember about the movie is a bunch of naked boys crawling around.

I'm almost to 9000 posts. WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Who gave Thanos broken candy canes for Christmas? lol

YOURWELCOME

[Aaarg]

i can't get off work to visit family and my girlfriend has left to visit hers, so i'm alone for christmas. before she left, she gave me the gift she bought for both of us. a 700-some page book about insects. awesome.

[Tadao]

spider porn

[Aaarg]

spiders aren't insects IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!

there is a chapter about arachnids tho

i mean we've got books full of drawings of spider body parts you didn't even know existed so if that's your thing i could get you some scans bro !

[Tadao]

Exactly, they eat them. Thus Spider porn.

[Tadao]

Fucking 8 leggers :rolleyes

[Aaarg]

oh porn for spiders

dunno man i don't consider cookbooks and food magazines (food magazines are a thing, right?) to be human porn so whatEVER don't roll your eye at me!!


also spiders are sometimes the prey!
http://klimp.dk/glown/mantidfly.jpg the larvae of these guys hitch a ride on a spider until it spins an egg sac. then it gets inside the egg sac, eats all the eggs, pupates, and becomes a badass adult.

all i talk about is bugs because i don't like anything else!

[Tadao]

I like to hang out in the woods and jerk off to boy scout roasting marshmallows. You know because marshmallows are like boobs.

[Aaarg]

last month i went on a field trip and some f*gs brought stuff to make s'mores and it was all just sitting on a table near the fire and i emerged from the woods with the other "cool kids" who went out night collecting

and then i took a bunch of chocolate bars because fuck the rest

gimme the chocolate

[Tadao]

ke3ua0kLhYA

[Aaarg]

today somebody went to give me her business card, but she didn't have any on hand so she gave me somebody else's with her name and email scribbled on it.

not, like, a colleague or anything. just a random business card. and it had stuff printed on the back, so it's not like it had a blank side.

my life is boring.

[Kitsa]

Someone needs to get on vistaprint or so the commercials tell me.

I got scotch, paintbrushes and a biography of charles manson for Christmas. Oh, and the flu or something like it. I've basically been sick as fuck since Thanksgiving.

[Kitsa]

So here's my glorious 9000th post. What the hell did I ever write 9000 posts about? fuck.

[Babs]

Kitsa, I had a dream the other night you were shitting in a sink.

[Kitsa]

I acknowledge your creepiness, babs.

[Aaarg]

to all the people who have laughed at me over the years, saying "what are you afraid of? you have 4 wheel drive!" ... go fuck yourself.
http://klimp.dk/glown/goshen.jpg

[Tadao]

are you dead?

[Aaarg]

reincarnated as two dogs

i mean

bark

[Tadao]

or do you mean

Bark


Bark

?

[Tadao]

Are there even any treads on those tires? Also wrong tires for snow 4X4 turns and friends never give good advice.

[Aaarg]

nah they were in dire need of replacing. just got the $$$ to do it, too!

[Aaarg]

also lolfriends. not me!

[Tadao]

CkN6EJv_qfA

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

what cod is that? Black ops 2? I was to fucking play capture the points in a skate park.

[bigtimecow]

this sucks

[Zomboid]

Yes.

[MarioRPG]

The problem is we've been coming here too long and run out of things to say and stories to tell.

[Tadao]

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/yeti-pug.gif

[Aaarg]

OLD

[Tadao]

Oh man, you mean we have to hold up to a higher standard here?

[bigtimecow]

I really miss this place though. Like when I'm telling stories to my other nerdy friends about high school or college I talk about amazing threads from this forum. And then for the last 2 years all I do is pop back in, say how lame everything is, don't contribute, and then leave

I guess my question is: is it my/our fault?

[LordSappington]

Everything is our fault. We are all deficient human beings.

Also, I'm in the middle of helping open up a new hookah lounge. Right now I'm working on licenses and finding a location. It's gonna be really cool!

[bigtimecow]

i'm listening to this awesome two-man doom band called Bell Witch and getting sad because i'm tired and sad :(

[liquidstatik]

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[bigtimecow]

hey i bet liquidstatik is going to show up like now

[bigtimecow]

woops i posted after danny sorry

you haven't smoked pot in 4 years?

[liquidstatik]

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[liquidstatik]

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[bigtimecow]

that is true; i think the last time i truly liked the articles on the site i was in high school and RoG taught me how to steal candy bars in a slurpee :x

[bigtimecow]

and that's not even to say the site sucks or something i just don't read it

i have some pot sitting in a bowl ready to be smoked, but i have to be at work by 7am tomorrow to help run a workshop uggggh

[bigtimecow]

GUESS I'LL JUST LISTEN TO DOOM METAL AND BE DEPRESSED

[liquidstatik]

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[bigtimecow]

it really makes me upset to go to the main forum page and see that music hasn't been updated since december and loveline since NOVEMBER and the last post in there was by MLE of all people someone i used to know -gotye

[liquidstatik]

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[bigtimecow]

RoG, if you can hear me, DO SOMETHING

is it still going to come out on vinyl because i will buy that ish immediately

[Tadao]

There were a ton of funny things here. Catching pervs on the internet, pissing off straight edge fags, stealing candy. It all changed one day because someone is trying to be serious and it could effect his career. This is a guys life and if it came between him getting a life changing job or me laughing at penises, well he made the wrong choice.

[liquidstatik]

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[bigtimecow]

There were a ton of funny things here. Catching pervs on the internet, pissing off straight edge fags, stealing candy. It all changed one day because someone is trying to be serious and it could effect his career. This is a guys life and if it came between him getting a life changing job or me laughing at penises, well he made the wrong choice.

what is this "life changing job"? i think i remember RoG hanging out with the behemoth dudes

[bigtimecow]

OKAY CONVERSATION OVER FUCK OFF EVERYBODY

[Tadao]

he never got that life changing job :lol

[MarioRPG]

Well, thanks the for the revival that totally wasn't a downer to read.

Motion to (re)start an embarrassing/dumb/funny sexual memory thread in loveline.

[Tadao]

I 2nd it

[Mockery]

Yeah I gotta stop being so serious all the time.
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/christmas-sweaters-2013-pac-man.jpg
:lol2

Also, what job is it you're talking about? I'd like to know so I know what dream job I'm supposed to try to get. I released the game of my dreams and now I'm almost done making a game with my pals that I was hired to create for Adult Swim. It's a lot of fun, but it's also a LOT of work that takes up most of my time cuz I want these things to be awesome. When I have free time, I always try to create some fun new content for the site.

As for these forums being so quiet, to put it simply - a lot of forums died off when social media sites became all the rage. That's where people mostly talk now. Some sites still have forums that are active, most don't. There's no magic button I can push to suddenly breathe new life into these forums. And for those of you who only came here for the forums, I honestly think you've missed out on a lot, but hey... I realize I-Mockery's articles, games, videos & more aren't for everyone, so no hard feelings.

I love I-Mockery and I'm super thankful for all the fans it has made over the years and how long it's managed to hang around. If you liked how something used to be on here, that's awesome. If prefer the newer content on here more, awesome. Whatever the case may be, I don't believe in constantly doing the same thing forever. I think you should always try new things.

I got bored doing the old mockery sites and rants back in the day, so I started doing other stuff. When I got tired of that, I started working on comics. After that, I moved onto simple web games. From there, I started working on much bigger games. Next, I started up a web show. Now I'm working on videos, performing in live shows when I can, and making more games. When time permits, I put up new articles about the things I love... toys, games, Halloween, whatever happens to be inspiring me at the moment. I-Mockery will always be a wonderful home where I can spill out my brain.

It's always nice when people follow whatever new projects I work on, but I certainly don't expect everybody to like everything I do. All I can tell ya is that I'm always going to keep working, because I can't stand doing nothing. Thanks again to all of you who've stuck around for ages and continue to do so.

:picklehat

[Tadao]

Hey, don't call me on my bullshit. That's not cool bro.

[Esuohlim]

THIS IS A VERY POIGNANT CONVERSATION, AND QUITE APT SINCE THIS THREAD WAS OFFICIALLY TEN YEARS OLD LAST WEEK. :eek

[Esuohlim]

Speaking of last week, I got this PM:

So I doubt you still check this website, but if you do I want to tell you that you were an early influence on my internet career. Milhouse backwards was an institution in my chatroom personalities and Chojin was a big fat bitch. Morrowind had been the rage and I was enthralled by the exclusive, bullshit society that formed under the rock of I-Mockery.

You were funny as shit and I wish I could find your blog and your posted conversations with smaterchild or whatever the fuck was so funny about you. I remember thinking you and whats-his-name who made the damn site were on par but you were funnier. haha -Rog- or whatever.


Anyway I'm surprised I remembered about this website and congratulations on essentially being a brain fart I had ten years ago and then also tonight.

I get messages like this a lot from random forum people I don't remember anymore, which is weird because MY biggest influence was Jixby and I was essentially a big Jixby rip-off for a very long time. Hell, my first website was basically a carbon copy of the Jixby Phillips Page-O-Fun.

[bigtimecow]

Well, thanks the for the revival that totally wasn't a downer to read.

Motion to (re)start an embarrassing/dumb/funny sexual memory thread in loveline.

for real, let's do that. loveline was my only savior in life before i got married

i.e. i got married last year guys woot woot

[bigtimecow]

my biggest influences were bape and bubsyyyyyyyyyy. the bape takeover of this forum was a landmark in my internet life

i agree with RoG that social media has killed forums, and really this was the only forum i ever posted on (aside from smogon when i was super obsessed with pokemon... anyway). social media is terrible though; i still interact with danny tatom (bros4lyfe) on there a lot, and i see willie cry about losing jobs and singing karaoke which is great

not sure the point of this post. i'm at work on a saturday and hate everything

anyone here located in houston, texas? i'll be there for work Monday - Wednesday, let's get drunk

[Tadao]

I think forums can make a come back. It's way easier to navigate and hold conversations than facebook. Facebook and their kind are way to ADD for me. I like novels, not short stories.

[liquidstatik]

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[MarioRPG]

The social media thing is definitely accurate. People seem to think they'd rather talk to their friends instead of strangers on the internet about things they find funny. Who knows, I mean, btc keeps checking back every now and again so maybe there is still hope.

Also I guess Esuohlim is a big shot or something :rolleyes:

[Esuohlim]

2014 I'VE STILL GOT THE CLOUT

I agree that social media is rendering message boards sort of obsolete. In this day and age where people are scrolling through their phones for two minutes at a time throughout the day, stuff like Twitter and Facebook is easily and quickly digestible. You see it, like it, share it, whatever, and move on.

What I miss the most is the amount of effort making internet content used to take. You don't really see that effort anymore. Everything's become disposable.

[liquidstatik]

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[liquidstatik]

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