I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Rongi]

GADZOOKS, that just made me picture brian wilson in an over sized diaper with his thumb in his mouth.

[GADZOOKS]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he did that during what wikipedia called "His Dark Ages".

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Microwaved Grape: I wanna be in secret santa
Microwaved Grape: I wanna send Gadzooks a thigh master and be all HEY MAN SORRY YOU'RE SO FUCKING FAT MABYE THIS WILL HELP
monobrow0101: He has pictures up
monobrow0101: ?
Microwaved Grape: no
Microwaved Grape: which leads me to believe there is something the matter with him
monobrow0101: Same here
monobrow0101: At least I got balls to post pictures of myself
monobrow0101: TOPLESS AND SEXY.
Microwaved Grape: I always imagined him as a fat David Carradine
monobrow0101: hahaha

[zeldasbiggestfan]

BE LIKE MILHOUSE GADZOOKS. COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT!

[Esuohlim]

Yeah but to be fair it took me four years and I was bracing myself for a barrage of insults anyway because I have no self-esteem :tear

But on the Internet WATCH OUT I'm tough as nails so don't cross me or you'll get the claws

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Yeah well its been 4 years for his stupid ass too.

[noob3]

don't worry milhouse as long as you look good enough to not post purposly blurred out pictures of yourself your good! i mean you'd have to be some sort of hideous freak to censor yourself :( unless you are sam then it'd just be topical and so funny and not raise questions about ones hideous features :lol

[GADZOOKS]

I like how the one time I don't insult zeldasbiggestfan he uses it as a vain attempted to ridicule me. NEVER 4GET


My pictures are on the internet. Willie has a CD with my face on it. But I'm not going to link to my Myspace for a couple of latch key kids both with mental deficiencies. Also when the day comes and I have to go down to Zelda's hometown and kill him I don't want him to have a running start*.

*this is a joke, I could probably crabwalk and catch up to him

[Guitar Woman]

You have a myspace?

Faggot.

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah I am such a conformist isn't it ridiculous?

[GADZOOKS]

Compared to a person who had to beg someone for an avatar and signature.

[Guitar Woman]

It would be going a little far to say I begged for them, I think

[noob3]

you are a conformist for listening to awful music!

[Rongi]

It would be going a little far to say I begged for them, I think

I could almost hear you salivating when you were asking MLE

[Guitar Woman]

How dare you!

[MarioRPG]

Man, I missed out on these sweet banner signatures.
BUT GW's IS OF SEXUAL NATURE AND OFFENDS ME GREATLY.

[Guitar Woman]

Chojin locked the porn thread. Now where the hell am I gonna post this?
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5696/1186873146763kk3.jpg

[MarioRPG]

Also, where is Esu, I thought for sure he would have made a .gif out of homer flipping the bird in the simpsons movie.
I wanted to steal it for my own avatar but he hasn't done it.

EDIT: oh man:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Soda_Popskinski/I-Mock/m-w.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Haha, for a minute there I thought he got rid of every thread in that forum but the ones I made

TO HUMILIATE ME

[Chojin]

guitar woman you are like || this close to getting your edit button taken away again.

Also mariorpg I have no idea what you're talking about!

[GADZOOKS]

Good Riddance to bad rubbish (except my GADZOOKS' MOCK WARS POWER RANKING those should of been saved for ages but w/e)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I like how the one time I don't insult zeldasbiggestfan he uses it as a vain attempted to ridicule me. NEVER 4GET


My pictures are on the internet. Willie has a CD with my face on it. But I'm not going to link to my Myspace for a couple of latch key kids both with mental deficiencies. Also when the day comes and I have to go down to Zelda's hometown and kill him I don't want him to have a running start*.

*this is a joke, I could probably crabwalk and catch up to him

We all know your a full member of the chub club so just post a picture and we'll be quiet KAY?

If you come within a 20 mile radius of me Id surely feel the quakes. And if you somehow managed to get to me Id gouge your goddamn eyes out, that is if they aren't covered with pudge.

[MarioRPG]

Also mariorpg I have no idea what you're talking about!
No, I was just messing around in photoshop, sorry for the scares guys.

[GADZOOKS]

We all know your a full member of the chub club so just post a picture and we'll be quiet KAY?

If you come within a 20 mile radius of me Id surely feel the quakes. And if you somehow managed to get to me Id gouge your goddamn eyes out, that is if they aren't covered with pudge.

Believe me I would gouge my own "goddamn" eyes out if i saw you in person. If I didn't turn into stone first.

[Esuohlim]

Also, where is Esu, I thought for sure he would have made a .gif out of homer flipping the bird in the simpsons movie.
I wanted to steal it for my own avatar but he hasn't done it.


I haven't even seen that trash yet so go ahead!

[GADZOOKS]

You look happy Schimid

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1240/medusasbiggestfanvm1.jpg

:gigh What now?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Thats pretty cool! I wish I could be as cool as you!

[GADZOOKS]

Maybe you should try harder not being a doofus?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Can you teach me plz, I could use the help.

[noob3]

you could usethe help the shut the fuck up and quit posting here

[Guitar Woman]

meowmixcity: hey if you give a good amount of money to the theremin fund, I'll make you cool chainmaille.
meowmixcity: srsly
meowmixcity: fine don't talk to me. I thought you wanted to be a cool kid
Microwaved Grape: what
Microwaved Grape: sorry, I was not here
Microwaved Grape: it's not like I am BLOWING YOU OFF ok
Microwaved Grape: hello?
Microwaved Grape: :(

come on ;_;

[Guitar Woman]

Also, where is Esu, I thought for sure he would have made a .gif out of homer flipping the bird in the simpsons movie.
I wanted to steal it for my own avatar but he hasn't done it.
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2077/1186915783512pv6.gif
You can resize it yourself, jerk

[arg_zombies]

Since when did this have so many pages XO

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3779/lulzft1.gif

[MarioRPG]

Heheheh, awesome. And made all the sweeter that I had little to nothing to do with it.

[Chojin]

So anyway sevenforce you didn't answer my question! I asked how lenor was doing and I got no response!

I mean, one week you're talking about how you want to use her boobs as pillows, and the next she's TOTALLY OFF YOUR MYSPACE 8 what gives homie?

[Seven Force]

I did answer earlier, I said I had no idea. But I hit her up on myspace and she's doing pretty good. I'm still plannin on using her boobs as pillows but its gonna take a pill and quick timing on my part

[Seven Force]

also im kidding cause in case that does happen i dont want to be implicated in anything

[noob3]

that's not very nice to say about a somone nice like lenor

[MarioRPG]

Sorry we all can't be happy-go-lucky, love-everyone, flower-power love hippies like you noob3.

[Rongi]

lenor sucks

i dont care how funny or ironic it is to like her.

[arg_zombies]

I hope you guys never find out that I have myspace

[kahljorn]

I hope no one ever cares

METEREORS

[kahljorn]

anybody else watching mETEROEOer showers tonight?

[MLE]

i think it's cloudy where i am

[Guitar Woman]

I've gone without sleep for the last 3 days. If I watch the meteor shower, I will die

[MLE]

i hear it's supposed to be really pretty

[kahljorn]

hopefully... we're going to a midnight picnic in the mountains to watch it ;o

[Esuohlim]

I hope no one ever cares


:lol
..

[kahljorn]

watching meteor showers and picinicing was pretty fun but now my left ear is all wonky.

[Chojin]

I really like how whenever I tell Nero to copy a CD illegally, it says 'The CD is copyrighted' and then does it anyway.

[Guitar Woman]

So I just got to a bunch of secret forums. BUT SHHHH

[arg_zombies]

I just stepped on my stapler :(

[Cfr5]

onoes, the secret's out? NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Whatever.

[Guitar Woman]

How come you guys do nothing in those forums but smash your heads on your keyboards and then post it? And how come you dedicated like 5 different forums for that? Couldn't you just have a generic INTERNET MAKE ANGRY, MODERATOR SMASH! forum?

YOU FAGS ARE MAKING NO SENSE AT ALL.

[Fathom Zero]

When will the world die?

[Cfr5]

Maybe it's just the super secret way to get more post counts.

[Esuohlim]

Maybe April 13, 2029 (http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2005/13may_2004mn4.htm) :eek

[kahljorn]

if im not dead that will be interesting to see ;o

[Fathom Zero]

Spooky!

[arg_zombies]

lol Chodas

[Misdemonar]

sup guys

[Noodles]

YAAA NIGGA

[Esuohlim]

NOODLES >:

[Esuohlim]

I got some lottery tickets tonight http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif

[Guitar Woman]

Did you also take the remaining money in your wallet and flush it down the toilet?

[Esuohlim]

I had no other money in my wallet. :tear

I'll get the last laugh when I'm raking in the millions. Let's go 10 13 18 27 33 40 :eek

[Guitar Woman]

Do any of you guys use DS emulators? Because I can't see them working very well.

[Esuohlim]

It's like Nintendo is making their hardware these days just to circumvent the whole emulation thing and I've had it up to HERE with it and furthermore

[Guitar Woman]

PLEASE BEFORE ENTERING MY ROM SITE VOTE FOR ME THREE TIMES ON A SITE THAT NOBODY EVER SERIOUSLY LOOKS AT AND HAS A LOT OF PORN ADVERTISEMENTS

[Guitar Woman]

ALSO I HAVE PROGRAMED SHITTY ANIME MUSIC INTO MY WEBSITE I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY THAT

[Esuohlim]

Why don't you go out and just buy the games, you criminal

[Guitar Woman]

Because I, like you, have no money.

Also, this is technically legal, since I do have a copy of Metroid Fusion. SOMEWHERE.

[Esuohlim]

Hey me too! Well I used to. I sold it a few months ago because it's easier to just download it for free off the internet lol

[Esuohlim]

The only reliable site I've found recently that doesn't hit you in the dick with a barrage of popups is http://www.dgemu.com but they have some sort of gay points system where posting on message boards will give you more points to download more roms. And since you love posting on a million message boards you should give it a shot.

I used it to download Pokemon Silver because the cartridge's internal batteries run out and I'm a fag.

[Esuohlim]

Also apparently they've never heard of the concept of alphabetical order so I always have a blast looking through lists upon lists, really >:

Well, at least they have it sorted by first letter. They got that part right at least :(

[Guitar Woman]

I tried DGemu but I didn't feel like becoming a member.

The internal clock on my Pokemon Emerald rom doesn't work. :(

Also, I had to get 4chan to tell me how to use the emulator properly, and I had to search for foot porn for them in return. The emulator SHOULD play the rom if I just tell it to open the .zip file like every other emulator, but I guess the GBA thinks it is special!

[Guitar Woman]

You should send me the Metroid Fusion rom over AIM so I won't have to join DGemu, ok

[Seven Force]

you should do your own FOOTWORK am i right folks :lol

[Guitar Woman]

Ok Esuohlim you are FORCING me to join this forum dickhead I hope you are proud of yourself

[Guitar Woman]

The first thread on the General Discussion forum is "What is your favorite color?"

It has 24 pages.

[Guitar Woman]

Homework is one of the most pointless wastes of time in the world. the only people who end up doing homework are average people, who don't want to be idiots. The idiots don't get it or don't pay attention, so its like learning new stuff at home. The smart kids don't do it cause its a waste of time since its the same thing they did in class that day.

Homework is more of a burden than any kid needs. "oh it'll prepare you for life" BS!!! how many people do you know that have jobs where they have to report to six or seven bosses each asking for a different kind of work? most jobs you'll have won't even require you to do work outside the office, much less six or seven different kinds of work. The only "Homework" i find nessecerry would be reading, so that a book can be discussed in class. Other than that, the only thing homework does is drag down an otherwise perfect GPA and hinder those who are truely brilliant from getting into good colleges.

so, who's with me?

It is your fault I am here, Milhouse Jerkwards.

[RaNkeri]

Because I, like you, have no money.

Oh! Here's an idea! How bout getting a job? :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

They bleep out all the swear words, too. THIS FORUM IS A WINNER.

[Esuohlim]

Homework is one of the most pointless wastes of time in the world. the only people who end up doing homework are average people, who don't want to be idiots. The idiots don't get it or don't pay attention, so its like learning new stuff at home. The smart kids don't do it cause its a waste of time since its the same thing they did in class that day.

Homework is more of a burden than any kid needs. "oh it'll prepare you for life" BS!!! how many people do you know that have jobs where they have to report to six or seven bosses each asking for a different kind of work? most jobs you'll have won't even require you to do work outside the office, much less six or seven different kinds of work. The only "Homework" i find nessecerry would be reading, so that a book can be discussed in class. Other than that, the only thing homework does is drag down an otherwise perfect GPA and hinder those who are truely brilliant from getting into good colleges.

so, who's with me?

This sounds like fodder for a Johnathan Clement youtube video.

[MLE]

"BS!!!"

[Guitar Woman]

This sounds like fodder for a Johnathan Clement youtube video.
That's totally what I was thinking.

This is probably the most retarded forum I've ever been on. In the Multiconsole Gaming section there is a guy who does nothing but post threads about animals and prostituion and other issues that have nothing to do with games, with very bad grammar.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.dgemu.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=312023
faceplam.jpg


Someone wake Chojin up so he can post on this forum with me.

[Esuohlim]

See, I did you a favor!

[Guitar Woman]

Thanks to posting in this guy's threads, I have enough points to get Metroid Fusion. Pee pee pants, here I come!

[Noodles]

Ya gotta work for ya roms boy!

[Esuohlim]

NOODLES I SWEAR TO GOD >:

[Guitar Woman]

I got Megaman Zero, too.

It's not hard enough.

what is the difference of good and bad. i come to think of it because i wonder why most of the people go to darkness if they don't want others to see what bad things they are doing. hehe! figures of speech
:lol

[RaNkeri]

I wanna read those forums.

But I can't come up with any good log in name

Help D:

[arg_zombies]

I've always thought the purpose of homework was to improve individual work, whilst ina classroom you can just copy

I'm going to Currys to get my iPod a battery pack, anyone want anything?

[Guitar Woman]

Pick me up some more Download Points for this fucking site, because I want to play Aria of Sorrow

[Esuohlim]

Get me some potato chips >:

[RaNkeri]

There are two squads each of the the world's finest and most elite soldiers: The US SEALS and the British SAS. All four squads comprise of the hand-picked best of the best from each unit. Both are locked in an intense battle of...paintball!

Each side is given identical models of top-of-the-line paintball guns for each respective role, such as snipers, MGs, (I'm sure you could make an MG PB gun http://www.dgemu.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif ) shotguns (same as MG lol) and your basic assault burst PB gun. All roles in all squads are in the same proportions between both sides. All other non-lethal equipment (so no knives) are allowed such as radios, binoculars, and night vision goggles (yes, this may take days) but both sides are given the same model for each piece of equipment. No tanks, or airstrikes, or naval bombardments http://www.dgemu.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

Both sides with their two squads start out on opposite ends of a 50 Hectare forest with tons of trees and rocks. First side to fully get all of the other side wins.

Who do you think would win?

Remember, these are some of the best soldiers in the world. They'll have amazing communication at all times and are trained with some of the best tactical manoeuvers ever. Don't count on one side setting up their snipers and just waiting around.

Yet, a thread about fish tanks gets more attention lol:lol:lol

[RaNkeri]

That forum is god damn awful

[Fathom Zero]

"If you could have an animal ability, what would it be?" by LegendaryShadowMaster.

"What do you think of smokers?" by Narugo

"Anyone ever get worried about the future of the world?" by monarchistknight

It's like they were all scraped from the bottom of the generic barrel. I won't do them the justice of trolling.

[RaNkeri]

Not to forget:

"Could you kill a person?" by HaroProBMXRider

"wat is cooler hail or snow?" by camula1

"What do you do before an Exam" by Dude2.2

And my favorite so far:

"Pokemon Associated with Satan?" by kami of death

[Perndog]

It's easier to get roms from bittorrent sites or peer-to-peer networks. I used to find them on Kazaa; eMule is probably the best bet now.

[arg_zombies]

Okay....
I got the battery pack and I also got you some neutral Ready Salted crisps and I got some new headphones and I got some batteries and I got a 521mb Xd card for my camera, then I came home and I packed loads of my clothes into a big suitcase with my brothers stuff then I got a small bag out the cupboard and I put my iPod speakers etc. in it then I downloaded Fight Club to watch on the plane off my iPod then I hacked all the iPod games to play and now I'm sitting here with my bass guitar playing Pixies songs and playing texas Hold'em on the Pod.

Howabout you guys?
:p

[RaNkeri]

Where are you going man?

[arg_zombies]

Greece :rock

We have these American friends who live 6 months in New York and 6 months in Greece and they have this really nice house witha swimming pool on top of a mountain next to the sea :lol

[RaNkeri]

Oh yeah, Greece pwns :rock

Been there once, in Athens. It's damn hot in there though, but noticing that they live near the sea the air might be pleasantly cool.

[arg_zombies]

Yeah
And apparently it's like their hottest ever summer atm :eek

We generally stear clear of Athens because it's too touristy, we go to the islands
Also because we fear the evil wreckless driving ;)

[RaNkeri]

Oh yeah, I forgot that I've also been to one of the islands, Aegina. And you're also right 'bout the reckless driving, almost every driver in Athens seemed to be on a rampage.

[arg_zombies]

We go to Evia :)

it's like an evil fox trying to have sex with the rest of greece :\
http://www.travel-info.gr/images/xartes/Evia.jpg

[RaNkeri]

What're you gonna do in greece?

Are you that type of a tourist who goes to the museums and ancient ruins and shares an interest to the mythology?

Or are you just gonna grab a beer, go to the beach and try to score some chicks?

[arg_zombies]

hehehehe

I have to say
I haven't yet been to a museum
But I have been to a lot of temples, like I went up Mt Olympus to check out the original Olympic Games which is all like ancient stone tracks and stuff, and that had a whole load of temples etc.

But yes,
i will eventually make my way to the beach and sit with the people fishing for octopus :lol

Also my grandma is Greek, so she can just order us stuff from the Tavernas

[Guitar Woman]

How come the Metroid style castlevanias are so fucking awful? These games basically have gotten rid of everything I liked about the old Castlevanias and replaced it with crap. What the fuck is with this gradual learning curve and leveling up? Where's my ball-busting difficulty? Why do I have so many shitty and not-useful-for-killing-undead weapons? Where's my CHAIN WHIP? And who the fuck is this white-haired Anime punk? WHERE IS MY MUSCLEBOUND ROMANIAN MAN IN A PLATED MINISKIRT? THIS IS BULLSHIT. FUCK YOU, NAMCO.

[Rongi]

I think you need to shut the fuck up right about now.

[Perndog]

Circle of the Moon HELLO :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

I just jumped straight to Aria of Sorrow, seeing as it is hailed as the greatest game on the gameboy advance by EVERY FUCKING PERSON ON THE INTERNET.

Of course, this isn't the first time I've been severly disappointed by something everyone said was good.
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9436/250pxtalesofsymphoniacaht9.jpg
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/7674/thedoorsquotescu2.jpg
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8256/officespacepw7.jpg


I really really hope Symphony of the Night does not suck like this, because I really want to like that game when I finally get to play it

[Guitar Woman]

Another thing I don't like is that it sends you into some huge open-ended castle without any objective or destination whatsoever, you're just supposed to wander around killing shit until you get to a place that advances the story. This was fine in the old castlevanias, because there was only one path to go on, but in an adventure game like this? This is not 1986, AoS development team.

[Rongi]

SHUT UP

[Chojin]

Can you imagine how stupid this board would be if you got prizes for posting?

[Guitar Woman]

Those faggots docked me so many points for trolling spam threads that I've got negative 68. :<

[Chojin]

So in their world, when someone's posting like an idiot, you make them have to post more?

[Chojin]

I think the official term for that is 'The 4Chan System'

[Guitar Woman]

Oh not only do they deduct points for being an idiot, they will also add to your warning level when you start breaking the rules, and the bigger a warning level you have the more it costs to download roms.

I think this is my new favorite website, guys.

[Chojin]

link? 6

[Guitar Woman]

I made a thread about it in Around the Internet.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69697275

This pages posts should probably be moved there, since it is not getting any love at all

[Guitar Woman]

Hey, speak of the devil!
Just want to let you know that I warned you.
For being a dumbass.
That's nice. You know, USUALLY when an internet forum dict-, uh I mean ADMINISTRATOR gives a citation, they also give a link to the thread the infraction occured in, so the poster will know where he went wrong and AMEND HIS AWFUL WAYS. Just a little hint, I know you might not be very good at this internet important person gig.
This is why I called you a dumbass.
Look at your warn log.
I already left a link in there.
Just so you know, there is a difference between being a dumbass and being a witty douchebag. You should spend more time on forums where you aren't awarded prizes for typing a few words in a text box and then pressing "Post Reply." :<
I am such a rebel, all the ladies will love it

Also!
http://www.dgemu.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=312348#

[Rongi]

Will you stop fucking switching sexs?

[Guitar Woman]

So I go and check my warn log, and I got a 10% addition for telling them they should sort their roms in alphabetical order. This is fantastic.

[liquidstatik]

shut up

[noob3]

WHAT'S UP NIGGA

[Rongi]

Liquid!

Where you been, motha fucka?

[liquidstatik]

NOTHING MAN BROWSING THE INTERNETS AND READING ABOUT THE ANIMATION INDUSTRY :D

SUP WHICHU, BOI

[Esuohlim]

liquid are you being a good boy and avoiding temptations these days?

[liquidstatik]

i moved to texas and stayed poor for a long time and had no internet :[

[noob3]

I AM EATING A BAD ASS PIZZA IT IS SO GOOD

IF YOU WERE HERE MAN I WOULD TOTALLY SHARE

[liquidstatik]

i quit doing cocaine 8)

[Rongi]

It's good to have you back, this place has run amuck with faggots

[liquidstatik]

AW YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, NOOB

[noob3]

i quit doing cocaine too because i ran out of money HURR

[liquidstatik]

so i've seen. i thought about coming back a month ago, but it was almost too much to take. :X

I'VE COME TO SAVE THE DAY :D

[Rongi]

I'm doing my best to combat it with my new powerz :O

[noob3]

how the fuck did u get mod powers and not me rongi

i asked chojin and he did not reply

[Rongi]

Probably because I'm here all the fucking time :(

[liquidstatik]

i'm watching those jonathan clement videos on youtube :X

[liquidstatik]

lol i miss you guys, it's good to be back

i need a new avatar :X

[arg_zombies]

Editing my posts makes me saaaaaaaad

[noob3]

i'm not here all the time? :( i just think mr mockery has a thing against me

[noob3]

fuck off zombie fag this is big boy time!!!!

[Rongi]

lol maybe you should stop dissing the articles :(

[liquidstatik]

yeah srsly

[liquidstatik]

did publover ever come back? :O

[Guitar Woman]

I wish ;_;

[Rongi]

Not yet. His ass will probably wonder back here sometime soon

[Guitar Woman]

I made a great New Zealand themed avatar for him, when he shows up he will be so surprised

[liquidstatik]

he hasn't been on msn or aim in forever, i'm starting to worry

guys i get to go to college next year, in san francisco, so i can make cartooons. i'm soo excited! :D

[Rongi]

What school?

My uncle went to guitar school in Cali.

[liquidstatik]

The Art Academy of San Francisco, it's supposed to be pretty good. Plus, they help you get a good job in the field you desire after you graduate.

To help myself out, i've been drawing a lot more lately. :]

[Esuohlim]

Pub Lover said something about being gone for 6 months and that was back in February, right?

[Esuohlim]

liquid it's good to see you again bud! Matt Harty came back for like two posts but that fucker left again >:

[liquidstatik]

he's probably too busy getting laid :rolleyes

hows life been milhouse? :D

[Esuohlim]

Not bad I got a shitty summer job and I'm going back to school in a week. I don't have a roommate anymore so since my room will always be empty now I'm going to try to fuck a lot of girls this year :x Wish me luck!

[liquidstatik]

Good luck with that! I just got a job helping old, dying people at their houses, 'cause their kids don't love them enough to do it. :x

[MattJack]

do you get alot of freshly baked goods though?

[Chojin]

milhouse i thought you had an internet girlfirned!!!! what will she say!!! :lotida

liquid, only homos change their avatars

[Guitar Woman]

Don't listen to this fag, get MLE to make a sexy combo for you!

[liquidstatik]

guys i forgot how to draw and now i don't know where to start again :[

[noob3]

i am so sure chojin that's been your only avatar forever :rolleyes

somone's a homo

[Fathom Zero]

I hate the gays.

[Rongi]

That would make you a self-loathing faggot wouldnt it?

[Fathom Zero]

That doesn't make any sense. Oh yeah, you're insinuating that I am a homosexual. HAHAHA.

Look out, everybody! Rongi's bringing the funny.

You, sir, are a comedy genius.

[Rongi]

I really thought you liked dicks

[Grislygus]

The Art Academy of San Francisco

You lucky motherfucker, that's the one with the godlike illustration program, right?

[liquidstatik]

sooo i hear, but there's like a 50% chance i'll actually have the money to go in a year. even with financial aid and shit, i'm still broke as fuck. :x

[Grislygus]

Remember though, it's a regionally accredited trade school, so the degree isn't worth shit if you end up going into a career other than art.

[liquidstatik]

the only other career i'd care to follow would be web dev/design, and i wouldn't really need a degree for that. ;o

[liquidstatik]

but thinks for the infoo, i didn't know that :x

[GADZOOKS]

AdBlocking Guitar Woman's "emblems of gross" makes this board a whole 20% more readable!

[Guitar Woman]

Someone is jealous of my sexy signature!

And, apparently, frustrated by the fact that I don't become enraged and start FLAILING MY ARMS AND SCREECHING when some person I will never meet in real life talks down to me on the internet!

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah making fun of the doors, real sexy. :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

I do not like The Doors. They are shit.

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah but I think you are about 20 years too late from making that shocking statement.

[GADZOOKS]

Hey guys, I gotta say it. The Beatles are a little overrated.

[Guitar Woman]

Led Zeppelin? More like bombastic sack of piss!

[Rongi]

Alright that's it

GW is not allowed to post in the imockery chat room anymore!

[GADZOOKS]

can you do that?

because that is pretty cool!

[Guitar Woman]

NOT ALLOWED

[Rongi]

Sure man, it's doable

Seriously GW, you used to be tolerable and now you just bug the shit out of me.

[GADZOOKS]

try adblocking his images, it helps a little

and if it's doable I'm impressed and am wondering why this fantastic feature isn't be implimented more. Think of the great threads!

[liquidstatik]

hasn't gw been banned from this thread like 8 times >:

[GADZOOKS]

I hope not because then that means some malcontent is unbanning him.

Also can ZBF be banned from the Post Your Pictures page. He keeps shattering my monitors. It's very cost effective.

[Rongi]

I hate to disappoint, but there is no real "ban person from thread" feature. I'll just make posting for GW a pain in the ass.

[GADZOOKS]

Well it's more manual then one would like but I think it will do.

It's a feature to think about when the new message boards are implemented. Write to you local congressmod folks.

[Sethomas]

My cousin goes to the Academy of Arts in SF. She loves it, but I'm worried that she's one more reason her family is going broke for no reason in addition to flipping our mutual psycho-dyke of an aunt's house.

[liquidstatik]

Yeahh, it's a bit pricey, but it seems pretty average compared to other colleges. :x

THE LEARNINGS 14,400/yr
BOOKS AND FEES 2,100/yr
TOTAL 16,500/yr

But, then you have to add housing and a few other things, which turns it into a total of 27-31k a year, depending on how ballin you want your room to be.

I've never been to SF, so I don't know if it'd be cheaper to live there, or in apartments. :/

[kahljorn]

san francisco is expensive ;o

[liquidstatik]

mhmm, s'why i gotta take a year before i go. gotta save up cash and stuff, and learn how to act gay so i don't get beat up :[

[Rongi]

That "Canada: America's Hat" shirt is so dumb

[kahljorn]

What if it was, "Canada: America's unibrow" would that be slightly funnier?

[Rongi]

I guess so

[GADZOOKS]

It would be fair to say that both shirts are a little bit funnier then "Canada: America's bordering land region to the north"

[MarioRPG]

I think it should just say Canada: Don't confuse us with the USA.

[Guitar Woman]

NOT ALLOWED

[Esuohlim]

A friend of mine has two girlfriends now. He doesn't want to give up either for the other, and everybody involved is perfectly happy with the situation >:

And they're both very attractive too >:

God just seriously cannot exist, because what kind of fucking idiot God would give an atheist two girlfriends? >:

And no, no no no, no no, no no, no, no no, the thought of a threesome sickens him >:

I need better friends they all make me so goddamn angry all the time >: >: >: :x

[Esuohlim]

This is some Maury Povich shit

[Esuohlim]

Hey guys it's 4:30am what did you all go to bed or something.

Gawd I have to talk to Rankeri of all people

[kahljorn]

what's up esulohime sorry i wasn't here to make your day ;)

[Fathom Zero]

Yay! School!

[FartinMowler]

I went to a "jam night" to play my bass and it was a very scary experience. I felt for Emu when he had a panic attack going through Atlanta even though when I went through I picked rush hour and it was bumper to bumper :\. So I get the balls to go down to a Jam night with my hand made Italian fucking loud bitchen bass amp and set up and everything seems cool. I order a beer and relaxed on a bench/bar table thing and watch bitch face organizer do her stupid acoustic "original material" boring shit. Another stupid ass Acoustic douche bag idiot recognizes me from the stupid ass Facebook@com faggot site and say's "Hey I recognizes you from the Facesbookcom" I ignore him politely but give him the thumbs up and a look of "hey you might be cool enough to play with me someday". Bitch face is on stage and I'm behind her thinking "this is the only place I would ever be comfortable" and proceed to accompany her and then she turns her head very quickly and mouths something...I can't hear her and she say's something again and I say "huh?" and she say's "don't play" and I say "why" and then she says "you have never heard the song before so you wouldn't know the changes" and I left :|

[Perndog]

I friended Fartin on Facebook as soon as I read that post. :) He has his bass in his profile picture for easy identification!!

[FartinMowler]

I didn't receive it :\ Soundtest has been my friend and hasn't posts for a while...I found a drummer who was my best friend from when I was a kid and his profile says he likes men but he was candy for the lady's when I knew him >:


I got it...never mind.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Microwaved Grape: she is so good looking you don't even care about how she is smoking hot
monobrow0101: She cant take pictures because the flash makes her go into a seizure
Microwaved Grape: hey fuck you in a japanese bukkake house ok
Microwaved Grape direct connection is closed.
Microwaved Grape signed off at 1:10:16 AM.

At first I laughed really hard, then I found out he was really pissed.

I LAUGHED MORE WHEN I WENT ON A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT AND HE BLOCKED ME ON THERE.

[Guitar Woman]

NOT ALLOWED

[Guitar Woman]

NOT ALLOWED

[ItalianStereotype]

argh guys I'm bored WHAT TO DO

[Guitar Woman]

NOT ALLOWED

[ItalianStereotype]

the only game I have on my ds right now is elite beat agents D:

[Guitar Woman]

NOT ALLOWED

[ItalianStereotype]

yeah well you don't, so you're just wasting my time

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Do you have Mario Kart, cause I really wanna play.

[GADZOOKS]

It's time to play "Guess what his Kart Logo" is brought to you by ABC's Geico Cavemen Hour


IS IT:

A) A poorly drawn version of the Triforce
B) A poorly drawn version of Link
C) A poorly drawn version Silent Bob from the Clerks Cartoon
or D) A gun

Text your answers now

[Emu]

b

23456

[RaNkeri]

Either a or b...

But since I doubt that ZBF knows how to draw geometrical symbols, I'll go with b.

[Noodles]

Im quite sure its A

[Guitar Woman]

I've played against him, and it is A.

[GADZOOKS]

I'm picking A, but I am pretty sure that Big Tuggins has attempted to draw all four.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

It actually is A. Wonderful job Gadzooks.

[GADZOOKS]

I hate when a mean joke turns into a sad reality. :sleep

[Grislygus]

A Christian rock band was having a jam session tonight in the warehouse next to the restaurant where I work.

While I was closing up and taking out the garbage, we noticed that the entourage consisted of twelve teenagers, two middle aged women with huge asses and pink sweatpants, an old guy and one incredibly creepy middle-aged man armed with a pomeranian, standing outside the door and praising Jesus. The only song I heard them play was a horrible rendition of "Why can't we be Friends" (dragged out to fifteen-twenty minutes). This was followed by previously mentioned old guy running past me with no pants on while I took out the garbage, which in turn was followed by three of the previously mentioned teenagers running out to apologize profusely.



Blah blah blah, stay the fuck away from Oregon.

[MarioRPG]

Eeeeeeew, sweatpants.

[Seven Force]

That's an awesome avatar you have there mario

[Emu]

Is yours supposed to be that guy from the What What in the Butt video?

[Rongi]

I thought it was Keenan from Keenan and Kel

[Misdemonar]

its a black guy that's all we need to know

[Chojin]

It actually is A. Wonderful job Gadzooks.

:oneofthosedays

[Misdemonar]

sup sup sup

[Seven Force]

Is yours supposed to be that guy from the What What in the Butt video?

Yes it is

[Matt Harty]

oh yea baby rub my pussy

[liquidstatik]

mm u make me soo w*t

[MockMeAmadeus]

Shit, I got King Kong in tha trunk.:love

[Fathom Zero]

I just coughed up a loogie as big as my thumb.

Want to know about my other expectorations? Click the link.

[Mockery]

We just reached 6000 members. 500 of which are surely spambots trying to create accounts, but still. we all like nice round numbers like that.

6000
:squigly:squigly:squigly

[liquidstatik]

HEEEYY LETS START A BAND AGAAAAAAAINN

[MarioRPG]

Heeell yea

[Shyandquietguy]

I love the fact that I'm enough of a sociopath to not even try to follow along with topical shit anymore. I'm starting to hate that fact of my life and I'm often hoping that I'll be able to stop myself and think before even acting on a response. Do you guys think that sociopathy is more of a phase? I can't even remember how long I've been like this. I think I'm turning around, but on the other hand it's more of thinking the right thing to say that's even remotely entertaining on the basis of what's going around. Then again, I am constantly around people who worship Mind of Mencia or Quentin Tarintino.

[Shyandquietguy]

Wait, maybe I'm not too sociopathic for this forum after all!

[liquidstatik]

maybe you're just way too gay

[liquidstatik]

im jk bro

[Shyandquietguy]

They're slowly updating filters here. Soon I won't be able to "hang" with anybody on the internet, which I've actually never really done on a forum before.

Nothing interests me anymore.

[liquidstatik]

you need god

[Shyandquietguy]

My family took me to church when I was young and I never really knew which branch of Christianity we were.

We were Mormons.

[Moobs]

where am i ;o

[Shyandquietguy]

Clickclick.