I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Seven Force]

great comeback kid youre gonna go far

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/milhousedayoff.gif

[Seven Force]

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[Seven Force]

milhouse take a pic of you yawning or yelling so i can splice it into another shitty gif plz

[Seven Force]

and do it against a solid color background so i can easily paste onto something else

[Seven Force]

i-mockery -> http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/28.gif <-seven force

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Everybody, I will call in a single favor. Go to your AIM, and bother this person for me:
DarrenKane2003
I don't care what you do to him. Send him some Goatse, tubgirl, go nuts. Just do me this one thing, and I will be in your debt.

[Seven Force]

fuck you

[WhiteRat]

Seven Force, don't try to bo up on him just because you are surrounded by urban militias, who much like their Iraqi equivalents, fire assault weapons wildly into the air.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Well, this guy has been harassing one of my lady friends for a few weeks now. Every time she blocks him, he gets a new screen name. So this time she's keeping him occupied with idle, meaningless chatter just for this. So please, help me out. :)

[Seven Force]

step back son i got this, nigga be up on my turf now

[Seven Force]

but we dont give a shit

[WhiteRat]

the last thing this trick will hear will be klack!-klack!-klack!-klack!-klack!-klack!-klack!

[Seven Force]

thats how a true nigga rolls down in rawvera

[Seven Force]

with dominoes i guess

[bigtimecow]

i forgot you were black

[Seven Force]

i forget too, dont worry about it

[Pub Lover]

Well, this guy has been harassing one of my lady friends for a few weeks now. Every time she blocks him, he gets a new screen name. So this time she's keeping him occupied with idle, meaningless chatter just for this. So please, help me out. :)

What I'm going to do is befriend this person & get him to give me your ladyfriend's AIM screenname & I'll start harassing her also. You are a fool.

[Pub Lover]

i forgot you were black

Only half.:lol

[Seven Force]

once you get it post it here so we can all chat with her

[Seven Force]

Only half.:lol

3/8ths of a person :lol

[Seven Force]

ineligible for land-ownership and voting :lol

[Tadao]

I bet she likes to get group chatted.

[liquidstatik]

roseannes on 8]

[Esuohlim]

milhouse take a pic of you yawning or yelling so i can splice it into another shitty gif plz

Sounds good I can't wait to see it of me sucking a dick ahaahaha

[Tadao]

Him and his dick fetish.

[ElPila666]

Did anyone go to Yankee Stadium to watch the pope speeach?

[Esuohlim]

The pope is gay, dude

[Dr. Octogonopus]

But you have to admit, the popemobile kicks ass.

[MetalMilitia]

For god's representative on earth he sure is scared of bullets.

What a dork. :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

i am gods rep;

how can i help you all today

[Tadao]

Ok, I know this is an infraction but dam if I didn't laugh.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/mike_yang/squidz.jpg

[Seven Force]

yeah, god says japanese people have no souls

next

[Pub Lover]

Does the new pope even use the popemobile?

[Pub Lover]

Where is Seth telling us about this second quake in Illinois? >:

Are we going to have to hire a real seismologist to keep us informed?

[Tadao]

Maybe he got trapped in an elevator.

[Pub Lover]

Man, I wish I didn't read every post. You guys suck. :(

And by 'you guys', this morning I mean T-Rex. Fuck that guy. >:

[Pub Lover]

ME ON YOUTUBE (http://youtube.com/dscom0nkie) APPARENTLY NOW OH HEY INTERNET

You did the overly long interview but forgot to include the montage of bad porn at the end.

[liquidstatik]

who else celebrated 4/20? :o

[Pub Lover]

who else celebrated 4/20? :o

I did in Seven Force's dreams.

[MetalMilitia]

When it comes to celebrating the day that corresponds to the time that someone once got high after school or something, I kind of think I have better things to do with my time.

But Sevenforce, feel free to dream me celebrating. I can't imagine that being too much effort on my part.

[Seven Force]

its not like i dream about you people on purpose :lol

[Grislygus]

I would like to remind everyone that Doc Octogon annoys me terribly

[Pub Lover]

I would like to remind everyone that Doc Octogon annoys me terribly

Him & T-Rex tag team the forums, which mean I read more T-Rex posts when I first wake up & I'm more likely to be irritable.

[Seven Force]

file a report

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I would like to remind everyone that Doc Octogon annoys me terribly

MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

[Grislygus]

Reports are boring

Here's to hoping they get taunted until they leave, like with that Pandajuice queermo

[Grislygus]

Oh, there you are

you're somewhere around thirteen years of age, right

[Dr. Octogonopus]

..... sure.

[Grislygus]

Good, so at least you have an excuse.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I suppose. Is it really an excuse to yell 'I'M THIRTEEN LULZ'?

[Seven Force]

god has no excuse for you

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/tropicalpub21-11-2007.jpg

or this either

[Seven Force]

also i keep reading your location as Autism even though its not but you're not really helping yourself any

[Pub Lover]

>:

[Pub Lover]

>: >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/james_mcgann.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/ErickYockey.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/JakeBusey.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/welcomeforums.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/tadao.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2007/sethshp.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/ohnoesinternet.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/fatfurryccks.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/gwshp.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/doopa.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/7Fseriousproblems.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/hecantalker.gif

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/horriblepub.jpg

[Pub Lover]

OH SHIT FUCK NO! NOT THAT LAST ONE DAMMIT! >:

Oh edits. :(

[Grislygus]

It's like a menagerie

[Pub Lover]

Sweet Messiah, it takes forever to spam a whole page with the 30 second rule. :(

[Pub Lover]

It's like a menagerie

Was it you that had the classic car & promised a video of you sliding across it's hood?

[Pub Lover]

file a report

I'm not allowed. :(

Else you'd have as many. >:

[Pub Lover]

Well, this guy has been harassing one of my lady friends for a few weeks now. Every time she blocks him, he gets a new screen name. So this time she's keeping him occupied with idle, meaningless chatter just for this. So please, help me out. :)

How did this turn out?

[Pub Lover]

I hate this page. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.notsalmon.com/images/want_to_be_happy.gif

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Oh, he invited me to an audio chat, where he promptly started yelling like a girl, and just got more and more pissed off because we couldn't do anything but laugh at him. So we reported him to AOL with a different username and said he was sexually harassing her. I dunno how it'll turn out.

[Pub Lover]

Lame.

[Pub Lover]

Shooter was awesome IMO :x

Want to know why I immediately discount your opinion? :eek

[RaNkeri]

Sure :)

[Pub Lover]

Haha, just kidding! I think you're awesome, Rankeri. :D

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Lame.

Yeah, I was expecting more, too. Maybe next time it'll be funnier.

[Grislygus]

Was it you that had the classic car & promised a video of you sliding across it's hood?

I'll get to it, dammit

[Fathom Zero]

Patrick Hernandez - Born To Be Alive

I heard this on the radio yesterday and it reminds me of times I've never lived.

[executioneer]

yes doctor octocon we are aware of the fact that encyclopedia dramatica has a article on i-mockery

were you aware of the fact that encylopedia dramatica sucks a bag of dick

[MetalMilitia]

strongly agree

[Pub Lover]

I'm still not convinced that Number Seven is Esuohlim.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I already know who number 1 is. :rollseyes

[WhiteRat]

Patrick Hernandez - Born To Be Alive

I heard this on the radio yesterday and it reminds me of times I've never lived.

I was rockin' this song yesterday loud and proud.

[liquidstatik]

When it comes to celebrating the day that corresponds to the time that someone once got high after school or something, I kind of think I have better things to do with my time..

do you always have a stick in your butt? :x

[Pub Lover]

I already know who number 1 is. :rollseyes

The rest of the list in uncontested. Note, you're not interesting enought be there, so shut up until you are.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I wasn't talking about myself, douchefag. And obviously the people on the list are not so much interesting as they are people who need to get over themselves. The majority of the people who make it onto ED deserve it with all the attention they draw to themselves.

[Pub Lover]

Oh shut up.

[liquidstatik]

number one made me laugh :<

[Grislygus]

Seriously, the single interesting thing you've done so far is be the only person on here who doesn't like Evil Dead, mainly because of the tree rape.

[Grislygus]

Wait, that's not interesting either. Slightly entertaining, though

[Grislygus]

And that really isn't all that interesting

[Pub Lover]

Dr O: YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST EITHER, PUB! YOU SHUT UP!
Pub: Funny you mention that I have a joke that explains...

[Grislygus]

Quick Reply, why do you hate me

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Fagboy.jpg

[Dr. Octogonopus]

[I]That's my point.[I] You guys like to yell at newfags, and make witty posts, and then you bitch when there's an ED post about you. Go to ED, and look around for awhile. Now, you might notice a trend. Nearly every article has to do with some dramatic, stuck up bitch/bastard. Now, take a look at these forums. Granted, some of the people you guys yell at are bonafide dumbasses. But the rest of the time, you just end up calling people off for doing absolutely nothing wrong. If anybody needs to shut up, it's you. You hog up the boards, and whine when anybody says something you disagree with. In short, hypocrisy is generally frowned upon.

[Pub Lover]

Who's bitching?

[Pub Lover]

I've been to ED & looked around & it is as Willie pointed out 'a bag of dicks'.

I don't find that place funny even when not attacking my home. :eek

Also, NO! YOU SHUT UP!

[Grislygus]

I'm sensing a detachment from reality here

Tell me about your mother

[MetalMilitia]

do you always have a stick in your butt? :x

I take it you've never met an Englishman in real life. >:

[Pub Lover]

Being a hypocrite is awesome. Just ask the President. :)

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Hey, I never said anything about how funny it is or isn't.
And that's your argument now? I try to get you to see reason, and you resort to NO YOU SHUT UP ? Good job, Pub. You absolutely destroyed me. My teenage mind cannot comprehend how badly you owned me.

[Pub Lover]

We don't say 'owned' in that context here, kid. But your irony was well placed. Good Job!

[Grislygus]

Earth to numbnuts, Everyone on here thinks that everyone else on here sucks, deal with it, and work on figuring out why people don't really care enough to have an intellectual debate about it.

[Grislygus]

Once you've figured out that conundrum, work on the sound of one hand clapping. 'kay sport?

[Dr. Octogonopus]

You know what" Fine. Go ahead and be a dick. I've got chemo to do.

[Pub Lover]

Point for the future, you can't argue reason with someone that is being unreasonable. Internet shut-ins, Theists & Politicians. It just doesn't work.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

You know what? Fine. Go ahead and be a dick. I've got chemo to do.

[Grislygus]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

If ED isn't supposed to be funny, then I don't get it. :(

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/cancerboy1.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

We can be dicks all we want because WE are AMERICAN. Ass.

[Pub Lover]

USA! USA! USA!

Über Alles!

[Pub Lover]

Read the FAQ dicklick
It was an on topic question. All bumping isn't a crime. Your response would've been considered more grievous.

Also, 'dicklick' is almost as inane as Dr O's 'douchefag', knock it off.
I find your opinions about games to be wrong. You should stop thinking about things and just do what pop culture tells you.

[Zomboid]

I do think that the imock ED page is pretty funny. That being said, I'm surprised more people aren't on there.

[Pub Lover]

Those are for standout characters, most of us idiots are generic enough to appear on most forums.

Seth's & Seven Force's make me laugh. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Oh for fuck's sake. I just took a shit in Glowbelly's serious thread. >:

I didn't realise what I was doing until moments after hitting submit (like all my posting guilt). :(

To be fair, a bunch of other idiots shat all over it first. >:

Any mods on? Could you chatroom my crap for me, please? :(

[Zomboid]

Chojin/MLE/Their cats, kahljorn, and milhouse's made me laugh. The rest were pretty good too but those were the STANDOUTS for me.

[WhiteRat]

Guitar Woman and Seven Force entries made me laugh. I vaguely remember Seven Force always asking to see some tits.

[Pub Lover]

I liked Kahljorn's better when he posted more, now it kinda falls flat as that's just how I remember him.

:rolleyes at calling Chojin fat.

I'm not convinced that Number Seven is Esuohlim.

[WhiteRat]

Guitar Woman and Seven Force entries made me laugh. I vaguely remember Seven Force always asking to see some tits.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

The lag is making for some amusingly distant double posts across the board.

[Pub Lover]

LordSappington, why are you reading this thread? This is the last thread you want to be looking at, you dreadful new person!

[executioneer]

i'm probably just mad because i'm not on there

j/k i hate that site because it is unapologetically 'internetty' and panders to a demographic that i find appalling 8-)

[Pub Lover]

I'm glad you're just kidding, Willie. Are you glad, next person?

[WhiteRat]

possibly

[Zomboid]

Of course 7 is milhouse. Who else would it be? It all but says ZAPPA.

[Pub Lover]

Well, ok then. I just hope you're not so indecisive when under fire, Sir.

[Pub Lover]

Of course 7 is milhouse. Who else would it be? It all but says ZAPPA.

Rongi.

[Pub Lover]

If it said Zappa, I'd concede.

[Zomboid]

The Beatles are an obscure band?

[Pub Lover]

I never hear their songs.

[Zomboid]

THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE OBSCURE

[Pub Lover]

If it said Zappa, I'd concede.

No, that's wrong. Looking at Rongi's posts has reminded me, he was the fag that got Esu into Zappa.

[Pub Lover]

THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE OBSCURE

JOKES JOKES JOKES!

[executioneer]

i might have helped with that too :(

[Pub Lover]

i might have helped with that too :(

Uh oh, Willie! Quick...

Do you part your hair on the side? :eek

[executioneer]

i don't even comb my hair

[Pub Lover]

i don't even comb my hair

What about your beard? :eek

[Zomboid]

WILLIE I HOPE YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST PROVIDING THEM WITH MORE INFO WITH WHICH TO WRITE AN ENTRY ABOUT YOU!

I'm willing to bet GW's life that 7 is milhouse. I don't think that one has been there for more than a year, and rongi has been gone for a while.

[Pub Lover]

I'm willing to bet GW's life that the sky is green, Jesus was not only real but a woman, & Hillary Clinton will be a great president.

[executioneer]

haha well i do actually kind of feel 'left out' that i dont have one on there :lol

[Tadao]

It was an on topic question. All bumping isn't a crime. Your response would've been considered more grievous.

Also, 'dicklick' is almost as inane as Dr O's 'douchefag', knock it off.

Fuck you cuntdouche

[Pub Lover]

Fuck you cuntdouche

No, thank you though. You... Poopiehead!

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Esuohlim]

#7 is me you fucker >:

Don't take that away from me >:

[Pub Lover]

Sure. ;)

Could you get my off topic remark out of Glowbelly's divorce thread please. :(

[HickMan]

Guys I just got back from MEPS for the army and I had to spread my cheeks for an asian while he asked me if I smoked weed :(

[executioneer]

seven-kinky

[Esuohlim]

Sure. ;)

Could you get my off topic remark out of Glowbelly's divorce thread please. :(

For the right price ;) ;)

[Pub Lover]

How about I promise not to give Seven Force these pictures of you with your mouth open?

[executioneer]

guys someone decided they wanted to pay 25 bucks to "sponsor" a ytmnd i made years ago, so its on the front page now :x

it's the i wanna dip my balls in it one

[Pub Lover]

Haha, you're famous Willie! :eek

Who the hell has $25 to waste on shit like that? >:

The Lion King = Basically the anthropomorphic animal version of Hamlet
Goddammit Shakespeare, why did I only just notice you're a furry? :x

You're worse than Uwe Boll. :(

[JediScum]

There are some who believe in in one God. There are some who believe in Goddess. Some believe in a multitude of Gods, and Goddesses. Some do not believe in any of this and then there is Satan.

So why does God, Goddess, Nothing and Satan NOT want me to ride a fucking bike on my only day off, huh? I did my laundry... I mowed the fucking yard yesterday, after work. EVERY FUCKING TIME FOR THE LAST TWO GODDAMN MONTHS, I get 1(one) day off a week and it ALWAYS FUCKING RAINS!!!

I only wish the delight of escaping the confines of the box i dwell in, to leisurely ride a bicycle, through some trails that my local park district has provided, not just for me but for all of the local community. I wish to smell fresh air, and be far away from the sound of automobile traffic.

Alright... ok.... i don't blame any form of Divinity or lack of such. I blame, if anyone, the shitty meteorologists in this town.

Fuck it! I may strap on my leather coat and ride anyway.

[Esuohlim]

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/Nomornings.jpg

Maybe it's because you look angry as hell dude you should cheer up and our lord and savior jesus christ will provide

[MetalMilitia]

Bit o' rain never hurt anyone.

[Esuohlim]

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/Nomornings.jpg

http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/10334-bigthumbnail.jpg

[JediScum]

Yeah... i guess i be putting too much pressure on myself to "Have Fun".
And rain doesn't hurt... i just don't like it.

[JediScum]

Hey Ma... Is it ok if this guy Milhouse wants to come over and play doctor like on TV?

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah... i guess i be putting too much pressure on myself to "Have Fun".I always have a ton of plans for my days off. Unfortunatly they inevitably degenerate into dicking around on the Internet, playing computer games against 12 years old Germans and, without putting too fine a point on it, ferociously masturbating.

Such is the life of a procrastinator I guess (or should that be pro-masturbator :x).

:(

ADDED: This post was lies, I actually do squat-thrusts and talk to girls IRL.

[JediScum]

I don't mind dicking around on the net or playing video games, I've just been planning a nice 10 mile bike ride for roughly about 2 months. Seems like every time I think I get a chance to do it, it rains. Or I have to do laundry. or she's a lesbian.... wait, nevermind. Did you say something about talking to girls?

[MetalMilitia]

Talk about OVER SHARE. Jesus Christ, Jedi Scum.

[T-Rex]

Having plans requiring good weather and having it rain is like winning the lottery. Only they pay you in dissapointment.

[Esuohlim]

Maybe in England :rolleyes

I love rainy days and I never get them >: So shut

[JediScum]

Rainy days aren't that bad... I just have to restructure my plans.

So ... I'll listen to the first Black Sabbath album AGAIN!

(Hey... am I "Emo" yet? Or do I have to wear eyeliner?)

[liquidstatik]

DUUUUUDDES

[JediScum]

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/emosnotafad.jpg

SHIT!!! Now that I'm "Emo", it stopped raining.

That, and I accidentally put in Ozzy's last Black Sabbath album ("Never Say Die") instead of his first one.


OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm bad at this!!!!!!

[liquidstatik]

you're also bad at having a pretty house :x

[executioneer]

Maybe in England :rolleyes

I love rainy days and I never get them >: So shut

move to washington, you'll have no shortage

[JediScum]

That's because right before I took the picture (of my"Emo" self), I moved into my parents' house (Because I'm Emo and Dark... oh, shit if I talk about darkness then, people might confuse me with Goth or Industrial, but I've never heard of those because I live with my parents and I'm Emo).

So anyway, it stopped raining again.... I wanna get some Chinese food from the restaurant like 4 blocks away. I don't care if I get rained on (because I'm Emo), I'm just wondering, do ya think I might hook up with some rad bitches?


http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/heyladies.jpg

[Esuohlim]

move to washington, you'll have no shortage

I'm actually considering moving there once I get out into the real world :x

[Grislygus]

If it were one of you motherfuckers, would you buy a 70s mercedes 280s in good shape for 800 bucks

Seems like it would be a fun little road trip car.

[RaNkeri]

I'm actually considering moving there once I get out into the real world :x
What? You're still living with your folks? :x

[Esuohlim]

I still go to school fag

[RaNkeri]

k. I was thinking whether this was just a misunderstandment caused by cultural differences. Apparently it wasn't.

That's funny, because I've always thought that Milhouse would be older :x

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, & him talking about college all the time made you think he was a Professor.

A cool Professor, you suck up Rankeri?

[Esuohlim]

School meaning university, I suppose, if you're still confused. I don't consider myself out in the real world yet.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, & him talking about college all the time made you think he was a Professor.

I try not to talk about it all the time because I think that's what Perndog used to do and fuck that guy

[Pub Lover]

I suppose not everyone reads every post & makes notes, huh?

[RaNkeri]

Oh :(

I admit I was confused when you mentioned school.

But it's all ok though, some of my friends are living with their parents because of their studies too.

[Pub Lover]

I think I live with my parents.

I'm told I don't, but I'm not that good at reality.

[Pub Lover]

And as gas for my car just hit $7.50 per gallon (it's a significant number in metric) here plus food prices tripling in the last year, then I wish I lived with more people to spread the cost. >:

[JediScum]

Pub, wouldn't that be roughly $4.00 a liter?!?!? THAT'S INSANE!!!!

Which is why I walk or ride a bicycle since 1990 (y'know, the first President Bush).

And then spend all the money I WOULD HAVE SAVED on cigarettes and beer.

[RaNkeri]

I'm lucky enough to live near the center of the city and luckily everything I need is close enough that I can walk there (max. 6km). I could use busses etc. but I'm such a sport that I always walk.

I've been thinking of getting my bike here, but with Turku being the city with most bike thefts at the moment, I prefer using my feet.

[Esuohlim]

I prefer biking and walking over driving as well, which is another reason why I want to move somewhere else. :x

[JediScum]

Fucking Christ! I could've BUILT a house out of empty cigarette packs and beer cans by now!

[Esuohlim]

Everyone here is like HOLD ON I NEED TO GAS UP MY BMW BRAH :x :x :x

[JediScum]

I've seen people DRIVE across the street. It's ridiculous. And then mention that you wanna ride a bicycle 10 miles just for fun. That drives the natives of this planet to a level of madness This Organism cannot comprehend.

Fuck it! Who wants Chinese food? I'm buying!!!

(Oh shit! This menu coupons expired in 2006)

[RaNkeri]

We get it ,JediScum, you're hillarious

[Pub Lover]

Rankeri, what the hell do you think you're doing? :lol

[JediScum]

I might be "hillarious" yet, I have still seen people drive across the street.

[RaNkeri]

Rankeri, what the hell do you think you're doing? :lol

No worries, even though I happened to reveal more specific information about my exact location, it's not like anyone would bother with bookin plane tickects to Helsinki, take a flight from helsinki to Turku and try to find me :rolleyes

Sure, they could try from the university area, but with all the faculties it would take forever :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Oh yeah well I just booked my flight you better watch out

[Esuohlim]

I'm boarding the plane now bitch start running

[MetalMilitia]

I've seen people DRIVE across the street. It's ridiculous. And then mention that you wanna ride a bicycle 10 miles just for fun. That drives the natives of this planet to a level of madness This Organism cannot comprehend.

Heh, yeah I do that. I often drive to my parents house which is:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/SNV30601.jpg

Picture taken from my bedroom window.

[Tadao]

I hate North Cali/Oregon/Washington for the amount of rain they get. I lived In Eureka California for 15 fucking years and developed a severe case of alcoholism and depression.

[ElPila666]

i live in a South American country i haven't much to say. i have a mental issue cause i were raped back when i was a kid

[ElPila666]

just kidding i wasn't

[ElPila666]

i heard that Tori Amos was raped, which other celebrity were rape?

[executioneer]

all celebrities get raped one way or another

[ElPila666]

here in my country rapists have copying the spiderman technique, they climb the buildings and rape their victims, they're nuts

[executioneer]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

here in my country rapists have copying the spiderman technique, they climb the buildings and rape their victims, they're nuts

it's more impressive to see the dude from wings being a crazy creepy guy than j. nicholson, because the dude from wings does not have creepy built in


Movie Idea.

[Zomboid]

El pila is such a horrible character. I don't care if I originally liked the person behind it, but I don't now.

[Emu]

who

[Esuohlim]

I don't know whose character he could possibly be since his IP ends in telecom.net.ar

[ElPila666]

WTF!!! i just felt raped :tear

[ElPila666]

So you work in the CIA, oh man i hate you so, do you see the porn that im watchin too?

[executioneer]

I don't know whose character he could possibly be since his IP ends in telecom.net.ar

you would say that cause he's your character :roileyes

[Esuohlim]

oh sh*t

[Pub Lover]

Who ever smelt it, dealt it

Zomboid is El Pila :fartin

[Pub Lover]

What the hell emoticon? >:

:fartin

[Pub Lover]

Wahlberg is never the best in anything.

not even raping? :(

:lol

[Pub Lover]

But you like dick, so you still lose.

:lol

Hypocrite. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

Hey, I never said I wasn't a hippicrite.

[bigtimecow]

!!

[Pub Lover]

GOD DAMN YOU, PENNSYLVANIA! >: :sportforum

[JediScum]

So you work in the CIA, oh man i hate you so, do you see the porn that im watchin too?


Hey! Kick me up some Argentinian porno, brutha!
Unless it has to do with Spiderrape.... I ain't into to that.

Among other things I did today, I found out that I can't smoke cigarettes IN A GODDAMN TOBACCO STORE! They had ashtrays that were recently used, they even had a 3 foot hookah up for sale. "I have allergies... could you please put that out?" This place is even set up with couches and a coffee table with a chess board on it, so smokers can lounge about, but OH NO! Not me! It's Spring, right? People need to stop whining and bitching about smokers who don't wear pants in this town.... assholes.

[Pub Lover]

http://home.uchicago.edu/%7Estp/pics/beard.jpg

I wish I had more to give, and I wish the contrast were greater that what I do give might be appreciated.

That picture was taken at least four years ago. :rolleyes

Try again.

[Sethomas]

Guys, I haven't been able to visit more than for a few minutes since Saturday night.

Did I miss anything?

[Pub Lover]

The page break.

& another illonois earthquake.

No.

[Sethomas]

I used to monitor my eye color compulsively because it used to be far more capricious. For example, I remember on Drunk Night here on the boards when I was a high school junior, I tried to figure out a way to scan my eyes without going blind because they were seriously grass green. They'd never had that color before. In recent months they seem to have been settling to a boring shade of blue, so it's interesting for me that the above picture captures the color well.

[Esuohlim]

I used to be insanely jealous of this one girl I knew in high school with eye heterochromia. One was light blue and the other was sort of a reddish brown. Of all the eye defects to have, that's by far the coolest. :lazyeye :sevenforce

I found out later that I have central heterochromia, where my gray pupils also have gold rings around the irises. According to Wikipedia this is even rarer so I'm no longer jealous. :eek

[Esuohlim]

OK I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS >:

[Esuohlim]

Does anyone want to sell me their Wii :(

[Zomboid]

Make me an offer.

[Sethomas]

I have the central heterochromia deal, id est the golden rings in my iris around my pupil. Both of my parents have it, as do both my sisters, so I don't get what they mean by saying it's residual toxins. That doesn't sound scientific.

[bigtimecow]

don't sell your wii, MARIO KART THIS WEEK FAGGORT

[Esuohlim]

Make me an offer.

Shit how much more is the Canadian dollar worth these days :(

[Esuohlim]

Of course 7 is milhouse. Who else would it be? It all but says ZAPPA.

If anyone's keeping track I think my new obsession might now be Buckethead.

I hope it's not gay to like Buckethead :(

[Esuohlim]

I have the central heterochromia deal, id est the golden rings in my iris around my pupil. Both of my parents have it, as do both my sisters, so I don't get what they mean by saying it's residual toxins. That doesn't sound scientific.

The only other person in my family who has it is my mom's sister, and hers is sectoral heterochromia which I also happen to find much cooler >:

[executioneer]

If anyone's keeping track I think my new obsession might now be Buckethead.

I hope it's not gay to like Buckethead :(

depends on who you ask i guess :/

[Esuohlim]

Every time I start liking a new band I check Facebook to see who else I know likes it and almost every time you show up Willie :eek

I have also taken an interest to Presidents of the United States of America, Primus and Tom Waits as of late :eek

[Guitar Woman]

as a general rule I avoid any band with a -head suffix in their name

[Zomboid]

I'll back you up on the Primus, milhouse.

[JediScum]

I hope it's not gay to like Buckethead :(

It is... if he's with Les Claypool.

But if he's with Bootsy Collins, that Butch!

But if Buckethead is with BOTH Les Claypool and Bootsy Collins... well, that's like having a chick squat on glass table and shit while you lay underneath

So, whatever you do, don't get "Monsters and Robots".

I'm gonna listen to some early SWANS....

[liquidstatik]

BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE

[liquidstatik]

Jiggalatin I been rollin bout a week you can tell i got cake by the diamonds in my teeth
WIPE ME DOWN

[Sethomas]

But if Buckethead is with BOTH Les Claypool and Bootsy Collins... well, that's like having a chick squat on glass table and shit while you lay underneath

I understand the image that's being expressed, but I have no idea whatsoever what actually meaning is intended to be conveyed.

To me, you may as well have said, "if Giuseppe Gentile is with BOTH Kofi Annan and Marylin Monroe... well that's like having a man in a Big Bird costume bludgeon a small child as you drink a Slurpee."

[executioneer]

as a general rule I avoid any band with a -head suffix in their name

then you should listen to death cube k instead lol

[T-Rex]

The Dodge Nitro is a bunch of butt cracks. Could it try to look any more like a Range Rover? A crappy one at that. Also, what's up with the Chrysler 300?

Dodge Nitro

http://auto.biz.by/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/dodge-nitro.jpg

Range

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/autoreview/400x266/2006-07-Land-Rover-Range-Rover-Sport-06409041990006.jpg

Chrysler 300

http://www.myride.com/images/vehicle/2006/Chrysler/300/oem/06.-Chrysler--300-10_(400x300).jpg

Rolls-Royce Phantom

http://www.autobytel.com/images/2006/Rolls_Royce/Phantom_Extended_Wheelbase/400/2006_Rolls_Royce_Phantom_Extended_Wheelbase_exfrdr vr34.jpg

Dudes at Dodge and Chrysler, stop making crappy copies of kickass cars. Maybe hire a European design team, I guess?

[Dr. Boogie]

Dudes at Dodge and Chrysler, stop making crappy copies of kickass cars. Maybe hire a European design team, I guess?

Racist.

[Pub Lover]

Car Forum. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

http://www.national.com/rap/images/czar.jpg