I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Grislygus]

wait, FREE RUNNING? As in parkour, or however the fuck you spell it? Sappington is into FREE. RUNNING?

That's just a joke, right? As in, not true? Only wiggers do that, right? It hasn't contaminated the general populace- right?





That shit is geekier than kendo, which is the only thing geekier than fencing, and gayer than cosplay, which is the only thing gayer than Vin Diesel having sex with Graham Norton.

[Fathom Zero]

My Brazilian buddy's into it. I broke my ankle years ago, so I can't do it anymore. Not that I really care to, either. I'm just into Urbex sometimes. :\

[LordSappington]

wait, FREE RUNNING? As in parkour, or however the fuck you spell it? Sappington is into FREE. RUNNING?
I mess around in parkour from time to time, but I'm not really any kind of badass at it. It usually consists of, 'Hey, do you think we can make it onto those roofs, and across to the next?'
None of that flipping all over the place bullshit.

[Tadao]

OH! I GET IT! You're not as good at it as your friends so you concocted a brilliant excuse. I APPLAUD YOU!

[LordSappington]

But yeah, freerunners are generally assholes.

[LordSappington]

OH! I GET IT! You're not as good at it as your friends so you concocted a brilliant excuse. I APPLAUD YOU!
That wasn't an excuse. That was me admitting I'm not really that great. Parkour and Freerunning are two different things.
Parkour is simply getting from Point A to Point B, in as straight a line as possible, including vaulting obstacles, climbing, and all that jazz. The point is to be as efficient as you can; you don't waste energy doing flips and whatnot.
Freerunning can be getting from point A to Point B, but it's mostly doing flips and running on walls in public, because hey look at me look at me I'm so cool guys. Most of them amount to those kids that go to public parks and repeatedly fail at tricks on their skateboards; it's not really about learning/doing something useful, it's more about getting attention.
EDIT: Although, I can see why people can hate both of them; a lot of people think it's some badass skill that makes them some elite urban ninja. We just thought it looked fun, and it is to us.
Go soak your head.

[Tadao]

I WAS FUNNING YOU! >:

[LordSappington]

I WAS RUINING YOUR FUNNING >:
THERE WILL BE NO HAPPINESS IN MY PRESENCE

[Zhukov]

Parkour is a utilitarian discipline based upon the successful, swift and energy-efficient traversing of one's surrounding environment via the practical application of techniques, based around the concept of self-preservation and the ability to help others. Obviously.

[elx]

can we exile babysappyton to one single thread that he may go to whenever he feels the need to talk about his bodily functions or his girlfriend?

[elx]

oh yeah i'm class president i can do whatever i want


HEY SAPPYTON, you gotta take anything/everything depressing to the ethical love making thread from now on, ok?

[Zhukov]

Can you two just PM each other your giggles instead?

[LordSappington]

oh yeah i'm class president i can do whatever i want


HEY SAPPYTON, you gotta take anything/everything depressing to the ethical love making thread from now on, ok?
No. I am the angsty teenager. These are my ways.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOdpX6dcrU4

[Pub Lover]

can we exile babysappyton to one single thread that he may go to whenever he feels the need to talk about his bodily functions or his girlfriend?

I thought this was the thread for exiles. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Can you two just PM each other your giggles instead?

I think they're an adorable pair. :eek

[Pub Lover]

HEY SAPPYTON, you gotta take anything/everything depressing to the ethical love making thread from now on, ok?

I don't read loveline because it is always about poop or vaginas exploding. >:

[Pub Lover]

oh yeah i'm class president i can do whomever i want

Oh, your fickle and wandering fancy; where will it take you? :eek

[Pub Lover]

That shit is geekier than kendo, which is the only thing geekier than fencing, and gayer than cosplay, which is the only thing gayer than Vin Diesel having sex with Graham Norton.

My Brazilian buddy's into it.

I envy Brazilian guys. They get to have sex with men and not be gay. :eek

[Pub Lover]

...having sex with Graham Norton.

What the hell are you doing knowing about Graham Norton? :eek

[Grislygus]

What the hell are you doing knowing about Graham Norton? :eek

I also know about Yes Minister, Eddie Izzard, The Goodies, and Dara O'Brian :eek

[Zhukov]

He probably accidentally saw an episode of Father Ted once.

[Esuohlim]

Graham Norton had a show on Comedy Central for about two weeks once over here

[Esuohlim]

I think it was called "GRAHAM NORTON SUCKS DICKS" and on the show he sucked some dicks.

This was my reaction when it got cancelled:

http://www.nndb.com/people/058/000031962/graham-norton.jpg

[Grislygus]

He probably accidentally saw an episode of Father Ted once.


never got the chance to watch father ted, was talked into watching hamish macbeth instead... mistake.

[Zhukov]

I think you would like Father Ted, I'd lend you the DVDs but they probably don't work in your region. Also, Hamish Macbeth is pretty good too.

[Tadao]

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[Pub Lover]

I also know about Yes Minister, Eddie Izzard, The Goodies, and Dara O'Brian :eek
The difference being these things do not make me annoyed. :eek

[elx]

how is it that we don't have a single decent independent presidential candidate? :\

here's what the currently declared individuals have to say on the issues of civil liberties (sic - everything was taken word for word):

abortion-im opposed to abortion of any kind because its murder plain and simple. if ppl dont want kids then they shouldnt have sex or they should use protection plus there is adoption

~ No embryonic stem cell research and no cloning.


If I CHOOSE to not wear a seatbelt and end up going thru a windshield in an accident then hey it's my life to loose not yours.

Guns do not kill people, people kill people and it does not have to be done with a gun. Should we also tell everyone that they have to give up their steak knifes, screwdrivers, pencils, pens, toothbrushes, etc, etc

[Colonel Flagg]

How wonderfully naive. :rolleyes

EDIT: So sorry, I thought those were YOUR opinions, not those of actual CANDIDATES.

That's not naive, that's just sad.

[Colonel Flagg]

On another subject, why do educated people insist on using the word "loose" when they actually mean "lose"? Have we all forgotten how to spell?

[executioneer]

i don't mind the last two, those first two are going in the oven

[kahljorn]

how is it that we don't have a single decent [s]independent[s] presidential candidate? :\


FIXED FUCK STRKEOUTWHATEVER

ALSO I THINK ITS A POSSIBILITY THAT UNTIL OUR COUNtRY IS DEStROYED WE WILL HAVE celebRITY POLItiCIANS

i don't mind the last two, those first two are going in the oven

Agreed. The first two would basically only make unconstutional federal laws which means they are irrelevant for a president to discuss, and the last two are protecting rights so yea.

[Tadao]

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY GUNS!
TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY BODY!

[executioneer]

i'm pro death/science

[LordSappington]

Do aborted fetuses have the appropriate stem cells, or do they have to be taken fairly soon after conception?
Because if it's legal to abort in one state, it's a stupid fucking waste NOT to use the stem cells.

[Tadao]

The reasoning is because bitches will do anything for money, like having an abortion every month.

[executioneer]

no, you can't get embryonic stem cells from a fetus, because a fetus has already started to develop

[Grislygus]

oh man I just recommended Embryonic Culture as a joke title for his Doodles thread, and YOU PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT ABORTIONS STEM CELLS AND EMBRYOS


craaaaaazy

[Grislygus]

Also, Hamish Macbeth is pretty good too.

It was good until it stopped being FUNNY, once it went from quirky pseudo-dramedy to flat-out oddball drama it became just another meandering, low budget brit show... the mountain hike episode with the love confession was PARTICULARLY bad

[King Hadas]

I think you would like Father Ted, I'd lend you the DVDs but they probably don't work in your region.

You can watch it on youtube you know.

-9qfzlZSu14

[Kitsa]

I made a Father Ted dollhouse years ago.

It's all kinds of fucking awesome.

[Grislygus]

You can watch it on youtube you know.

-9qfzlZSu14

EXACTLY what I' been doing, ha ha

what is a father ted dollhuse, exaclty

[Kitsa]

Sometimes I make things in miniature and at the time I felt like making a miniature Craggy Island Parochial House.

It's as yet unfinished but what's done is good. I even handpainted the stains on Father Jack's chair.

[Pub Lover]

Name- BurningSquirrel
Age- 15

I want you to pretend to be a 15 year old girl called Alex for me. Can you do that? :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

Don't trust pub!

[Pub Lover]

What have I ever done that is untrustworthy? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Show us yer knob, Biggie. :yum

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Apparently people stopped having birthdays as of february this year.

[Fathom Zero]

is fibromyalgia a superpower?

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

Sure. Super powers are fake and fibromyalgia is a fake disease.

[Fathom Zero]

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[Tadao]

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[Big McLargehuge]

We are in a field standing 20 feet apart, I'm staring at you with a look of hate. You shift your weight from foot to foot hand dropping ready and poised at hip level. I have a boner.

[MLE]

>> Run screaming from the scene.

[WhiteRat]

>>Is glad a lunch was packed

[Fathom Zero]

or just one

[Tadao]

>> Inventory

[Big McLargehuge]

You have nothing but the clothes you wear and two stale cigarettes.

[Fathom Zero]

>> get lamp

[Big McLargehuge]

Username Fathom Zero dies of lamp poisoning.

[Fathom Zero]

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[Grislygus]

>> sing
>> 'when everybody keeps repeating that you'll never fall in love'
>> 'when everybody keeps retreating I just can't get enough'
>> 'let my love open the door'
>> 'let my love open the door'
>> 'let my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'

>> bust a move

[Esuohlim]

Username Fathom Zero dies of lamp poisoning.

lol

[Zhukov]

Apparently people stopped having birthdays as of february this year.

I didn't, just hold on.

[Pub Lover]

even if you guys don't have gals you still have friends right?
I do not. :eek

[Big McLargehuge]

But pub you do. You really do. :tear

[Grislygus]

So I kind of lost a new friend at the college after he recommended that I "just give [Depeche Mode] a chance" and after listening to some of their songs I told him that the chorus 'Everything Counts' is a crappy, badly-disguised ripoff of the chorus from Rolling Stones' Ruby Tuesday


I didn't know he'd get mad

[Fathom Zero]

but dude, everything counts

in large amounts

I can't lie - Black Celebration is one of my favorite albums.

[Fathom Zero]

And the video for Wrong is pretty sweet, too.

[Dimnos]

I know one guys who likes Depeche Mode. One. And he likes cock.

[Kitsa]

I can't believe I got Depeche Mode and The Cure goofed up in my mind.

I honestly, honestly thought you were talking about The Cure for the past 1/2 hr or so.

[All Hail Duke]

I do not. :eek

same here, but i'm a paranoid, mean spirited ass and don't get along with others :suicide

[Pub Lover]

Maybe we could be friends. :)

[Pub Lover]

Show me your cock. :yum

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy Hearts Day.

[Colonel Flagg]

Pretty big one for you this year, Mr. Ghost! :D

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Thank you :). I got two valentines now.

[Fathom Zero]

Here is a plea from my heart to you. Nobody knows me as well as you do. You know hard it is for me to shake this disease that takes a hold of my tongue in situations like these.

[MarioRPG]

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[Pub Lover]

HARGLEBLARGLEBLURGLEBLAH



why everyone thinks bathrooms are so sexy is beyond me, but here i am joining the ranks of facebook users :)

I always thought it was because they don't have friends to take a picture for them so they need a mirror. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Assuming for the sake of argument that elx really isn't a thirty year old bachlor from rhode island...
I don't live in Rhode Island, Doofus. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

You look different.
Bulimia is like that. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I have an opinion about the size of your head.

Jamesman once commented that I have the biggest head he had ever seen. :eek

[Pub Lover]

That was back when I was wearing a size 8 dress. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'm a size 10 now. I am so fat. :eek

[Tadao]

That makes my head big.

;) :wank :love

[Grislygus]

I don't live in Rhode Island, Doofus. :rolleyes

Fine, Toledo. GOD.

[Kitsa]

I didn't know that i-mockery was listed on the ED "most frequented" white-knighting locations (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/White_knights).

[executioneer]

yeah we had someone mention that a while ago

i'm still of the opinion that it's no longer true, or at least not of the more active posters

[Pub Lover]

YOUR FINGERTIPS ARE BLEEDING :(
Bulimia is like that. :eek
..

[executioneer]

yeah we had someone mention that a while ago

i'm still of the opinion that it's no longer true, or at least not of the more active posters
ps lol irony

[Tadao]

What we need is more soul savers.

[MLE]

i read that as soul ravers.

[Tadao]

and I read that as soul reavers :O

[executioneer]

i read it as EAT LITTLE DEBBIE CAKES AND WEEP OPENLY

[executioneer]

i've made a terrible mistake

[Esuohlim]

:tear

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

i've made a terrible mistake
At least it was a tasty one. :eek


The last three pictures in this thread are terrifying.

I am not terrifying in any way shape or form. At least I hope I am not.
Dylan is hitting on you, Alli. :eek

[executioneer]

jk i only wept on the inside

[Pub Lover]

I cried twice today but I didn't get any snack cakes. :eek

[Pub Lover]

man fuck it i'm not spending 40 bucks and driving an hour and a half to sit by myself

i'm doing that now

And the expensive one requires the wearing of pants. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

That at least puts it at eighty theoretical dollars.

[elx]

I didn't know that i-mockery was listed on the ED "most frequented" white-knighting locations (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/White_knights).
we should go back in time when we would be more appreciated around here >:

[elx]

VitdaCaRPe4

this is wrong

[Pub Lover]

sfwtkko[twsdf

I like how you took that picture in a public restroom as opposed to your own. Changing it up.

Freak.

;;fk[oj9tw=i-

I like how you can see the glory hole, porn mags and bottle of lube. What a whore.

..

[Fathom Zero]

I think elx needs her edit button taken away

[Tadao]

agreed

[Esuohlim]

I THINK ELX LOOKED JUST FINE :whiteknight

[Tadao]

I have opinions about the size of her melons.

ALL 3 OF THEM!

[elx]

hey fathom zero, when you look like david villa you can start calling other people pale, until then, shut the fuck up. also, your taste in music is shit. i don't care if you listen to it ironically or seriously, you're a hipster douchebag either way. maybe you were cool once when you were like 14, but you're not 14 anymore. and as such, perhaps you should consider moving out of your mom's place. i hear there's this alley behind the urban outfitters around here where the homeless people reside. I do believe that you and your useless lomographic camera would fit in nicely there!


and next time any of you guys want to question my gender again, i kindly direct you to this post and invite you to try to emulate the above level of bitchiness and when you inevitably fail, perhaps you will come to the realization that it is only capable of emanating from someone in possession of the double x chromosomal make up, thus disproving your dumbshit assumption.


and stop white knighting me, i don't want it because i hate you guys right now. and i'd rather we all continue to call eachother names.

[elx]

assfuckers

[Esuohlim]

ELX I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM NAYSAYERS, I BROUGHT MY WHITE STALLION

[Esuohlim]

I don't know why I started playing online poker but now I can't get any shit done >:

[Tadao]

I used to play at ultimatebet.commie

[executioneer]

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[Tadao]

Stop putting your finger in it. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

I didn't call you pale, Ms. Sourpuss McVinegartits.

[elx]

you said I had deathly pallor, that's the same thing as pale you vinyl listening snoot sucker.

[Esuohlim]

I used to play at ultimatebet.commie

I'm on Full Tilt. I want to play for real money but I have a tendency to go all in on a bluff ;_;

[Tadao]

I don't think she got a valentine. Here you go sweetie.

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[Tadao]

I'm on Full Tilt. I want to play for real money but I have a tendency to go all in on a bluff ;_;

I sent Ultimate 20 bucks, played the pennies, got down to a dollar, made 40, then lost it all at the dollar tables.

Ult used to have free tourney and I got all the way to the final 2 tables and lost, but they gave me a few real dollars to play with as a reward. It was fun.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ELX, since you http://www.androids.us/wp-content/images/Android_18_sexy_photo.jpg'd you have been crude and abusive.

[Tadao]

Leave her alone jerk, she's always been crude and abusive. That's why I lover her. :love

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat (IT STINKS!)

[Tadao]

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[Pub Lover]

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[Pub Lover]

and stop white knighting me, i don't want it because i hate you guys right now. and i'd rather we all continue to call eachother names.

Sorry. :(

[Pub Lover]

Guys! When did people get feelings? This is some serious bullshit. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I demand you all stop having feelings right now. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I also demand to see all your dicks. :eek

[Tadao]

I'm guessing that she is bleeding out of her pussy. This is exactly why we can't have females in power. :(

[Pub Lover]

At least that is nothing new. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'm guessing that she is bleeding out of her pussy. This is exactly why we can't have females in power. :(

>:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

but thats where valentines day comes from.

[Pub Lover]

I didn't call you pale, Ms. Sourpuss McVinegartits.

you said I had deathly pallor, that's the same thing as pale you vinyl listening snoot sucker.

I couldn't recall the pale comment either. At first I thought it was a PM; as we have all been sending the Little Miss love notes. But...

I'd never date someone with such a deathly pallor.
Dylan, you said it last May. :eek

That is some Elephantine memory for slights right there.

[Pub Lover]

but thats where valentines day comes from.

The juice that powers the love machine. :eek

[Tadao]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/DSCF2259.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/fghlhpestopubtadao.jpg

And the PYPH thread moves so slow that it will be there for weeks. :eek

[Tadao]

Great Moments in Herstory.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm sorry I couldn't remember a generic insult I made a year ago. The daffy cunt should be more memorable than that - I'll do better next time.

[Grislygus]

we should go back in time when we would be more appreciated around here >:

Funnily enough, most of the posters here WERE irl girls at one point back in THE DAY, and apparently you couldn't pass over four posts without hitting a catfight.

Glory days, glory days.

[Grislygus]

also, an incorrect assumption. The internet has ALWAYS consisted of bitter, woman-hating monsters. If she actually WAS a girl, this all would be pretty rough

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tadao, you son of a bitch. I came home from work expecting some kind of good picture. How dare you.

[Tadao]

I tried playing UB and I can't figure out how to get my free fake chips out of the bank. Shits changed. Gonna try full tilt instead.

Oh and ;) 10k

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/entertainment/2011/01/27

This is the best movie ever. It makes the expendables and rambo look not that good or macho. also going in the youtube thread.

[Tadao]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/9527_275402235386_671000386_9102834.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Real women keep their photos up when trolled.
Where did that picture of your red hair go? :eek

[Pub Lover]

also, is seven force a lesbian?
I have seen his penis. :eek

[Pub Lover]

A tasty looking mocha dick. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Way to count, Pub. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I tried playing UB and I can't figure out how to get my free fake chips out of the bank. Shits changed. Gonna try full tilt instead.

ok look out for me on full tilt my handle is hard to remember lol but it's "esuohlim" see if you can spot me some time!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/9527_275402235386_671000386_9102834.jpg

I'm going back to work then, you could at least put up the one on the titantron.

[MLE]

Where did that picture of your red hair go? :eek

I think I sent that to you on AIM, not on here. My new red hair is redder than red. I'll get a photo up soon.

[Pub Lover]

Of course it was. Whoops. :eek

[Tadao]

ok look out for me on full tilt my handle is hard to remember lol but it's "esuohlim" see if you can spot me some time!

TadaoG, I'm positive I signed up as Tadao, but I must of used a super secret email account and can't get the password now. :eek

[Coldcache]

man ha man wwf is faggot as hell, why is there still a thread

[Pub Lover]

What? :eek

[Coldcache]

it's gay

[Pub Lover]

So am I. What about it? :eek

[Pub Lover]

ha o man long time guys. so there's a problem with some chick or something, anyway

HARGLEBLARGLEBLURGLEBLAH

masked of i-mocker mirite ha ha

nyway what is a high school kid doin posting of internet. right? ha i'm just kidding, you look okay kid but seriously don't post pictures

Man of all the people to save the photo and repost it I didn't think it would be uhhh nevermind

whoosp Last edited by Esuohlim : Feb 16th, 2011 at 03:29 PM. Reason: removed Grislygus's name in order to keep secrets.Sorry bud!

a ha sh i new that this would happen and be funny lol, pink floyd writing on tha wall rite

i mean for seris, what could tha outcome POSSB be other than to get mad na take it down within a day

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[Pub Lover]

:blah

[Coldcache]

ha lol you dodn't know?

[Coldcache]

when is edcvery time i post? everyone knows, most obvious thing ever. only time i ever actually tried to fool people was with punkster_fx

[Pub Lover]

What? :eek

[Coldcache]

that one blew up, though. got banned so fast

[Coldcache]

fooled everyone, but everyone got so pissed he died :(

[Coldcache]

h ha

[Pub Lover]

Man of all the people to save the photo and repost it I didn't think it would be uhhh nevermind

This place is full of creeps. :eek

Session Start (drjarv@hotmail.com:Tadao): Wed Feb 16 10:14:15 2011 1300
[10:14] Tadao: did you save her pic? I forgot to. :(
[10:15] Pubbles: you fool.
Session Close (Tadao): Wed Feb 16 10:39:53 2011 1300

[executioneer]

tequilaaaaa

[Coldcache]

no. drink

[Coldcache]

socth

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Coldcache]

ha ah

[Pub Lover]

Oh great. :eek

[Esuohlim]

Hey Gus if you're drunk again I might have to ban you for a night like I did that one time :eek

[Coldcache]

no i'm not

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

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[Pub Lover]

Hey Gus if you're drunk again I might have to ban you for a night like I did that one time :eek

You could you ban me for not being drunk? :eek

[Coldcache]

I've been talking, it's ony 7:30. been contributing to converstions here. just killing time till a get together at ten

[Pub Lover]

no i'm not

Why are you not drunk? What is this? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I've been talking, it's ony 7:30. been contributing to converstions here. just killing time till a get together at ten

I start drinking at noon. :eek

[Coldcache]

GOD, that horrible Goddamned Picture again. Why is it still used, my mind is bleach

[Coldcache]

starting drinking at noon does not count as drunk, just a beer and sandwich

[Pub Lover]

GOD, that horrible Goddamned Picture again. Why is it still used, my mind is bleach

I know how you feel. Dylan needs to post a cock shot. :eek

[Coldcache]

NO, you'll wanna SHARE It

[Pub Lover]

starting drinking at noon does not count as drunk, just a beer and sandwich

Ok. But instead of the Beer I drink Gin and instead of the sandwich I have more Gin and it is technically my breakfast. :eek

[Coldcache]

ha ha ha

[Pub Lover]

NO, you'll wanna SHARE It

I think the fact that you have never seen mine or Seven Force's knobs means I am good at not sharing them. :eek

[executioneer]

socth

i dont like scotch i liek irish whiskey

[executioneer]

i dont like scotch i liek irish whiskey
AND ANCHORMAN BE DAMNED

[executioneer]

AND ANCHORMAN BE DAMNED
I DON'T THROW BURRITOS OUT OF MOVING CARS, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF ASSHOLE

[Fathom Zero]

In other news, I found footage of Sappington doing some freerunning

-8Mklbl-1Gs

[Supafly345]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/165528/wtf-o.gif

[Babs]

That was a very confident jump, as if he were like, "just lunge the majority of your mass towards the other top of the unstable portable bathroom, something should catch and turn out alright".

[Kitsa]

ATTENTION TEN THOUSAND VOLT GHOST

I like your avatar.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Emotion/pageblak.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

ATTENTION TEN THOUSAND VOLT GHOST

I like your avatar.

:) me too. I've been meaning to change it to that for a while but I didn't have it saved at work.

[Pub Lover]

The mouth... :eek

[Pub Lover]

Am I... :eek

[Pub Lover]

Am I the only one? :eek

[Kitsa]

you'd have to ask the original animators. I just duplicated their design in cake.

[Guitar Woman]

I've quit smoking! For real this time!

PROS:
I can smell things again
I don't stink like a wet ashtray
I'm suddenly lucid all the time instead of the 30 minutes following my last smoke
I have a fuckload of magical health energy
Less cancer

CONS:
I really want a fucking cigarette. :(

[Zhukov]

Wow, I think you should just take it back up again. Why do what society expects of you?

[Pub Lover]

you'd have to ask the original animators. I just duplicated their design in cake.

Looking at the animation I can see the shape but it doesn't have same... :eek

[Pub Lover]

...uh. :eek

[Pub Lover]

You've made it much more... :eek

[Pub Lover]

Look, does no one else see what I'm saying? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I've quit smoking! For real this time!
You still suck cocks though, right? :eek

[Fathom Zero]

It's a special shape, that. Put your index fingers and thumbs together.

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pentegarn]

Wow this discussion got all angry and filled with angst really fast, at least there was lots of funny though

[Pub Lover]

You're right. :eek

[Pub Lover]

lZqrG1bdGtg

[Pub Lover]

:tear

[Pub Lover]

cds7lSHawAw

[Pub Lover]

:eek

[Pub Lover]

Speak Australian you bastards >:
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[Zhukov]

Or New Zealandish I guess, since I can understand that if I concentrate.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's a special shape, that. Put your index fingers and thumbs together.

:eek



http://www.instantreplaysportcard.com/items/8x10s/ddp.jpg (http://www.instantreplaysportcard.com/items/8x10s/ddp.jpg)

edit: Better pic

[Pub Lover]

Exactly. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Kitsa]

Exactly. :eek


You know what, you try to render a 70s cartoon villain in chocolate and then get back to me, ok?

[Pub Lover]

Touchy much? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I didn't even know it was by you. :eek

[Pub Lover]

And anyway, I would more likely skip right to drawing labia on cakes. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'm kidding. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'd draw dicks. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Then lick them. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Hard. :yum

[Kitsa]

I've already done a dick cake, you're not getting another one.

[Guitar Woman]

Wow, I think you should just take it back up again. Why do what society expects of you?

I quit because it was expensive, killing me, and I was sick of requiring nicotine to function, not because everyone said I should.

In fact, more than half the people I know are heavy smokers, so they're probably going to be bothering me to start again.

[Kitsa]

Photo on a local restaurant website for the kids' menu.

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/openchildrensbar.jpg

[Kitsa]

I went to the dermatologist and got surprise biopsy surgery. It felt like a punch biopsy. Google it sometime, it hurt like all hell.

[Pub Lover]

Thanks ... I think ... for solving the mystery of the past couple of days. :(

i-Mockery - you miss a day, you miss a lot. Or not.


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[Pub Lover]

I went to the dermatologist and got surprise biopsy surgery. It felt like a punch biopsy.

2UeW_-6aat0

[Pub Lover]

it hurt like all hell.
I can believe that. :x

[Pub Lover]

Red Dwarf by Grant Naylor. Yes this novel inspired the series, and yes, there are differences. The novel has a considerably darker tone. I mean really, really much grimmer. The characters are identical in their portrayal however, so that was good to see. I hate it when characters get changed in the transition, but Naylor wrote the television script too, so we saw none of that. Much of the book is in the series, but it goes more into Lister's backstory and also there is quite a bit that didn't make it into the series, such as the evolution of the cats and what their holy war was about (not the color of the hats at the hotdog stand, but rather the name of Holy Mother Frankenstein's protector and their savior. Cloister or Clister.) It was an entertaining read, but I was depressed at the end. It's very well written too. So I give it four out of five.

No! The novel did not inspire the series. Are you retarded? The television programme was based on the radio show and then the book was a reworking of the the telly scripts. What book are you even fucking reading? Are you German? Even then the book would be called Roter Zwerg. If you are reading it in English and if you're in this reality then you're probably pressing your callused Braille finger against Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers. Grant Naylor are two people. Rob Grant and Doug Naylor. It says that on every goddamn copy of the book unless you pull the pages out at random to wipe your drooling gob without first reading them. You have really pissed off the the ten year old deep inside me that had that as his favourite book. So take that, Person That Doesn't Post Here Any More And Has a Post from November That I Am Replying To. >:

[Pub Lover]

Deep inside a ten year old, eh? :liquidstatik

[Fathom Zero]

I like the feeling I get when I know I could help somebody I dislike, but decide not to. Is this one of marks of serial killerism?

[Esuohlim]

RED DWARF RED DWARF RED DWARD

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/3091/reddwarf.png :eek :eek

[Fathom Zero]

what a nerrrrd

[Pub Lover]

Dammit, I spot a grammatical error instantly. Why couldn't I see that at the time? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I would edit that so heavily if submitting it to you today, Esuohlim. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I think it is still funny though. :(

[Pub Lover]

what a nerrrrd

"i was also going to write a long speech about how much i hate fathom zero, fucking hipster douchebag :("