I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

I came here for the mocks, not to write a book and paint :\

[Neen]

wanna wrassle then?

[Esuohlim]

says you

Well I'm all for hounding people around here but SOME OF US (GW) GET ALL SORE ABOUT IT :rolleyes

[Misdemonar]

CAUSE ROG TOLD US TOO, HE HOLDS THE BLACK LEATHER/CHAIN COLLAR, AND WE'RE ALL HIS BITCHES!

[Tadao]

Well, I started a campaign against it, I bet these new wimps won't do it.

[Esuohlim]

It all started with the removal of the Mock Wars forum and furthermore

[Tadao]

So what I'm trying to do is a loss cause huh?

[Asila]

Yeah, did that just disappear with the site change, or was there a reason given...?

[Asila]

AND WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING A BANNER AD FOR ANN COULTER

[Esuohlim]

We worship Ann Coulter around here get used to it

[Tadao]

Mock wars was locked when we got here Asila. It looked unused for some time too.

[Esuohlim]

We are nice people now only here to do nice things :3

Are you two aware of the teachings of our lord and savior Jesus Christ

[Tadao]

Can you point me to the knitting thread kind sir.

[Mockery]

So what I'm trying to do is a loss cause huh?
Yes. :picklehat

[Guitar Woman]

Colgate took down all the Dr. Rabbit poops, guys :(

[Esuohlim]

I don't know what context that's supposed to be in but lol

[Esuohlim]

If it's Youtube related maybe the Deleted Youtube Viewer will help?

http://www.youtube.infamousx.com/

[Pub Lover]

I really did a number on this thread.

That number would be two.

A huge number two.

Number two up & down.

[Qwarx]

ESPECIALLY TO NEW PEOPLE. WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY "GIVE THEM A CHANCE" >:

No one said that about me, but it's all good.

[Misdemonar]

shutup gay

[Pub Lover]

Misdemonar, could you make the eyes in your sig swirl. Please. :(

[MLE]

I think I would like that better too.

[Asila]

Every time Misdemonar says something, all I can think is "man, I haven't watched Space Ghost in forever."

[Pub Lover]

The Donnas' 2007 album is disappointing. And I really have no clue what they were thinking when they selected their single. I almost re-'A listed' Hot Pants just to cheer myself up.

Oh, & it seems Australian Cartoon Network has dropped showing Adult Swim, so I'll never see Space Ghost again. :(

[Emu]

You were seeing Space Ghost on adult swim? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Is that some nerd dig at me not putting C2C at the end of his name, or did they show SG on some crazy network in the US for the last two years that no one bothered to tell me about?

Also, Space Ghost is an insensitive lover, if you ever date him, just.. you know, be prepared for that.

[Asila]

Also, Space Ghost is an insensitive lover, if you ever date him, just.. you know, be prepared for that.

I'll pass the word along.
Now, I haven't had cable in forever (3 years) but I'm almost certain they stopped playing Space Ghost on adult swim some time ago?

[Emu]

No. Space Ghost hasn't been a part of adult swim's regular programming for years. Or if it is, it's at like 5 in the morning.

[Pub Lover]

Australian Cartoon Network.

:(

[JediScum]

I don't where else to ask this....

Macrodeath, what the hell is that avatar? It's vaguely familiar and extremely creepy.

Like Martin Short combined with repressed memories of a babysitter.

[Sam]

YEAH A PM PROBABLY WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN THE CORRECT CHOICE FOR THAT QUESTION.

[Qwarx]

shutup gay

That's sad how that's the best you can do.

[executioneer]

like anyone cares about you enough to use their best stuff

[MarioRPG]

OH NOW THAT WAS A BURRRN

[Fathom Zero]

Now that's what I call music!

[MattJack]

NEW SQUIDBILLIES TONIGHT @ 12 EASTERN

BE THERE U SOM BITCH

[Pub Lover]

why did you start posting-at 4:30 central time january 20th 2008


This is something I see alot in the NU:LAGTKOA thread.

Why would 'why' & 'when' be so easily confused?




WHEN would 'why' & 'when' be so easily confused? :rolleyes

[Qwarx]

like anyone cares about you enough to use their best stuff
Why you gotta be like that? :tear

[Esuohlim]

This is something I see alot in the NU:LAGTKOA thread.

i hope that's not some sort of anime

pub you're going to be on thin ice here so help me

[Sam]

LEAVE PUB ALONE, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU. >:

YOU RAPIST.

[Seven Force]

SPAGETT!

[Seven Force]

hahaha Spooked ya! Gotcha!

[Seven Force]

You should've seen the look on your faces

[Dixie]

omg!

[Madman914]

He was hiding there for 10 min. At first I thought that was just the boss kid, then when he popped out it turned out it was a full-grown man

[Tadao]

Yes. :picklehat

Call me Judas

[Sethomas]

http://www.myspace.com/andyjonathanfender

The song "Enjoy my Dick" is the most fantastically bad song I ever did hear. Nonsensical English + nonsensical Spanish + nonsensical French + presumably passable Italian + the lines "Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy my dick, Get down, get down, get down on knees" = FANTASTIC.

[Pub Lover]

i hope that's not some sort of anime

pub you're going to be on thin ice here so help me

NU:LAGTKOA is a great tv show. A group of misanthropic shut-ins are slowly driven mad by the "wacky" humour of reality television contestants.
The better characters are the ones that mainly hide in the building's stink-filled basement and gently gnash their teeth at each other, except they have this one guy I really hate, I don't think he really gets it at all. Really, that one guy can fuck off, but other than him the show is great. I watch this show for many hours each day, it's just that full of awe for me.

Although I have heard that they want to switch the show to being anime. :sleep

[Esuohlim]

That's a fantastic synopsis and I'd like to put it on my website :lol

[Seven Force]

I TOTALLY LOVE SONGS THAT TELL ME TO PUT STUFF IN MY MOUTH ILL TAKE IT

[Pub Lover]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/IMG_6396.jpg
I like the emphasis that the clash give behind you.
They knew this image would one day be made.
So what happened six hours ago that caused you to mistake "why" for "when"?
Why has the good Doctor not picked up on this common error until now? :rolleyes

That's a fantastic synopsis and I'd like to put it on my website :lol

:tear

If you had done that thing where you just quoted a bunch of my posts, you'd probably still have a website. :lol

Because I think you think I'm just that great. :x

[Pub Lover]

By the internet gods I wish I had put some spoiler tags around that image. :(

[Seven Force]

I forget, is your website still even up?

[Sam]

HAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE TREATING HIS WEBSITE LIKE IT WAS A REAL WEBSITE. :lol

[Sam]

AND NOT A TERRIBLE JOKE. :lol

[Sam]

THE WEBSITE OF A RAPIST. >:

[Seven Force]

WHAT THE FUCK MILHOUSE >:

[Pub Lover]

IF I STOPPED TREATING TERRIBLE JOKES AS REAL THINGS THAN I DON'T THINK I'D HAVE ANY WILL TO LIVE.

THE RENOWNED RAPIST ESUOHLIM'S WEBSITE WAS NOT THE WORST THING ON THE INTERNET.

[Esuohlim]

IT EXPIRED APRIL 28, 2007 :tear

I WOULD HAVE MADE A TRIBUTE PAGE BUT I COULDN'T PUT IT ON MY WEBSITE >:

[Pub Lover]

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS, RAPIST!

[Esuohlim]

:x

[Dr. Boogie]

Why has the good Doctor not picked up on this common error until now? :rolleyes

Because I didn't have any reason to read that thread until I got a job with access to the forums. Ass.

[Pub Lover]

Congratulations on the better job, sir! :)

[Dr. Boogie]

Thank you. It's nice to have a computer that can access the internet outside of Wikipedia and NBA.com. It's also nice to have an office email account that can actually be used to email other people in the office.

[Asila]

I'm surprised any job let you have access to Wikipedia, it's like the Playboy of information.

Uh, pretty but essentially fake.

[Pub Lover]

While not convinced, I am willing to accept truthiness over actually finding a valid source.

Also, not all jobs that allow internet access are crazy limiting facists. Some even let you look at porn! :eek

Not mine though. :)

[Spetsnaz]

When I worked for TiVo as tech support, I had access to Wikipedia, MySpace, IMDB, I-Mockery, porn, etc.

I was almost ALWAYS on Wikipedia or IMDB though. Sometimes I-Mockery on a slow night.

[Spetsnaz]

Captain Blood.

[Dr. Boogie]

They let us have access to those two sites because we convinced them that we needed to look up info on NBA players for the game we were testing. Which was partially correct.

[MarioRPG]

I miss esuohlim's site. I actually read it.

[Pub Lover]

Even my articles?

[Esuohlim]

I went back to reread a few of my site's old pages and this is the first time in my life I didn't feel embarrassed while reading shit I wrote in the past :(

Even Seven Force's article was funny

Pub had his moments :lies

[Pub Lover]

PaGE BrEAk

[Seven Force]

I went back to reread a few of my site's old pages and this is the first time in my life I didn't feel embarrassed while reading shit I wrote in the past :(

Even Seven Force's article was funny

Pub had his moments :lies

:)

[Pub Lover]

Are we posting sarcastically nice things people have said about me here? :)
You are a thread horder, Pub.

pub is our honorary chatroom moderator

>:

[executioneer]

I-Möckery Chät :eek

[Chojin]

great, now it's like this room is all the people I play team fortress 2 against >:

[Sacks]

Gordon Bombay.

[Pub Lover]

Re:343. The only exercise I managed in my late teens was laser tag. Since then I have done no exercise at all. :x

[Emu]

This thread is really metal now

[Seven Force]

i always thought the internet had a metallic taste to it

[Dr. Boogie]

You're thinking of blood.

[Neen]

Or well water.

Don't Bathe in it though; it'll leave you greasier than when you where filthy

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat(FOR ALL YOU CHATROOM NEEDS)

i am embarras by this thread

i wish i could n/m it

i wish i could n/m my whole life sometimes


I have those sometimes a lot of times. :roastbeef

[executioneer]

pub lvoer when you were in ingland did you see my sister cause i think she was there the same time :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'm sorry Willie, I did not see your sister while I was in the UK. I was in some pretty unpopular places so it was all my fault.

or for all you chatroom NERDS more like hahaha

-willie

[Pub Lover]

According to New York police Actor Heath Ledger has been found dead in a Manhattan apartment.

Batman got him. :lol

[executioneer]

he was being such a jagoff

[MetalMilitia]

It's the batman curse :eek

[Zomboid]

This is seriously not funny at all if it delays the dark knight :(.

[Asila]

I'm sure we can give Batman enough credit to kill disturbingly pretty Hollywood actors and still have time foil the Joker's diabolical plans. Jeez.

[Pub Lover]

It's just publicity for the new film.

Christian Bale killed him to make sure the box office sales are the best ever.

Because Batman likes it when his films do well.

[MattJack]

wow I thought everyone was joking about this, but he really is dead!

[Tadao]

i dont even know who he is, so i'm un effected.

[Pub Lover]

Dude, you should totally watch 10 Things I Hate About You! It is his best movie.

[JediScum]

I'm surprised Brock Samson hasn't been mentioned yet.

[Sethomas]

he was being such a jagoff

Willie, never doubt how much I appreciate you. I appreciate you a lot.

[Pub Lover]

I just want everyone to know that Sam is my favorite out of all of you. :(

[Sam]

I beleive that.

[Esuohlim]

SAM IS THE MAN :rolleyes

[Emu]

I just had a customer named Louis LaFlash.

[JediScum]

I'm sure this has nothing to do with anything ever said in the forums within, maybe the last 10 minutes, but does anyone remember when the US first went to Iraq (under Dubya Bush, not HW) and the French protested and so instead of calling French Fries(which they're not), we proudly called them Freedom Fries? Which led to a joke I made around then, whenevr I'd cuss like "I NEED A MEDIUM RARE STEAK ON THIS PLATE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! PARDON MY FREEDOM!!!"

Anyway, the whole French= Freedom gag. Though we used that to mock the French at the time, it just seems like another joke on the Americans since the French aided us in the Revolutionary War. Plus they gave us the Statue of Liberty and those little doohickeys that go the end of a wang, which is supposed to help please a woman, but the only ones i've seen have tips made of hard plastic, and there is no way i'm putting that on me, let alone wear it for a girl because, if I DO, there is NO WAY i'm getting the sex again on the 3rd date.

I don't fuck on the first date.

[Sethomas]

Yeah. I talked about "freedom ticklers" a lot back in 03, and I knew some people that drove from Chicago to a "Freedom Fry" joint in New Jersey more or less just to order some in French. (They financed this venture by selling shirts that said "The University of Chicago was my first choice" at Princeton.)

[Seven Force]

wow I thought everyone was joking about this, but he really is dead!

Holy shit, why didn't I put him in my death pool :(

[Sam]

SAM IS THE MAN :rolleyes

AT LEAST I'M NOT A RAPIST. >:

Esuohlim is a rapist.

[executioneer]

q: for pub lover

what is it like having christmas and newyears in the summer is it nice :(

[Tadao]

I think I'll work on controlling my anger today. Maybe I can keep it in a box for later use.

[Kingofeurope]

Name- Kingofeurope
Age- umm... :\
job- STUDENT ROFL
where are you at?- on the moon
how did you find out about this site?- forgot :|
what's your favorite thing about the site?- video game related stuff
why did you start posting- why not?
Level of Educ.- me fail English? that's unpossible!
hobbies- Video gaming
fav. music/band- Rock/Rap music, i guess
fav. book- don't know
fav. movie- Friday the 13th movies
Fav. Video Game- I like many games, so i can't choose :\
fav. food- LOTSA SPAGHETTI! (with cheese)
In high school you were voted most likely to...- selfish jerk of class
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like cheese!

[Tadao]

You aren't actually required to fill this form out.

[Esuohlim]

I like cheese!

What a coincidence, I also like random noun to show off my self-proclaimed creativity

[Tadao]

This thread needs more ROFL's

[executioneer]

guys i'm afraid kingoreurope is the new zbf :(

i want to ignore him, but i also can't wait to see the trainwreck

[Tadao]

He makes everything fun and refreshing!

[Dr. Boogie]

I'm gonna go ahead and dump these posts in pub's thread.

If you're not going to post any info at all, don't bother posting in the "let's all get to know one another" thread.

[Chojin]

New thread backups!
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22264

[Tadao]

my area got todays worst weather in america tag from msnbc. yay!

[MarioRPG]

Willie is a genius.

[Pub Lover]

q: for pub lover

what is it like having christmas and newyears in the summer is it nice :(
It is very nice, however winter is like it's Narnia. Always winter & never fun. :x

I'm gonna go ahead and dump these posts in pub's thread.
:lol :butdoublebackwardscryingstyle
I just want everyone to know that Sam is my favorite out of all of you. :(

Nice try, I spell it favourite. And you totally are. ;D

[Seven Force]

It is very nice, however winter is like it's Narnia. Always winter & never fun. :x


:lol :butdoublebackwardscryingstyle


Nice try, I spell it favourite. And you totally are. ;D

You Brits and Aussies tend to put more vowels in words that were fine without them so I believe it.

[Seven Force]

Name- Kingofeurope
Age- umm... :\
job- STUDENT ROFL
where are you at?- on the moon
how did you find out about this site?- forgot :|
what's your favorite thing about the site?- video game related stuff
why did you start posting- why not?
Level of Educ.- me fail English? that's unpossible!
hobbies- Video gaming
fav. music/band- Rock/Rap music, i guess
fav. book- don't know
fav. movie- Friday the 13th movies
Fav. Video Game- I like many games, so i can't choose :\
fav. food- LOTSA SPAGHETTI! (with cheese)
In high school you were voted most likely to...- selfish jerk of class
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like cheese!

i hate you already

[Pub Lover]

Brits and Aussies tend to put more vowels in words that were fine without them

Haerdly. :rolleyes

Also, stop quoting the whole post if you're only replying to a section.

And multi-posting is only acceptable if you have no edit button. And not really then as you should be patient enough to wait. This is not a chatroom.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/stuff/williechatline.jpg

[Esuohlim]

THERE ARE ONLY TWO RULES

#1: BE A JERK

#2: POST INCESSANTLY

[Esuohlim]

CIRCA BACK WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL THIS THE "CHATROOM THREAD" :rolleyes :rolleyes :ROLLEEKS

[Tadao]

I'm

[Tadao]

sorry

[Esuohlim]

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

[Esuohlim]

PAIGE BARK

[Pub Lover]

THERE ARE ONLY TWO RULES

#1: BE A JERK

#2: POST INCESSANTLY

CIRCA BACK WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL THIS THE "CHATROOM THREAD" :rolleyes :rolleyes :ROLLEEKS
The good old days. :tear

If this was still the 'POSTCOUNT FIGHT THREAD', I'd agree. It isn't, get over it. :(

[Moobs]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

[Guitar Woman]

I can't decide if I think Icky Thump is great or terrible.

Too many off-beat chaotic solos, but some of this stuff is catchy as fuck.

[Pub Lover]

Musical discussion is your idea ofposting something crazy?

I like Icky Thump. However whenever Iever see Jack White he reminds me of Chojin & I get a boner. :orgasm

Bonever?

[Guitar Woman]

I've lost the ability to be CUHRAAAAAAAAZY, I think.

[Guitar Woman]

Also I've decided that I love this album :<

[Pub Lover]

Then stop posting on the internet & get a girlfriend, for the sake of the gods. >:

[Guitar Woman]

It's one of those things that's best when you're listening to it and doing something else, I guess, cuz then you can tune out all the things that are wrong with it if you want to.

[Guitar Woman]

I totally would if I didn't hate everyone around me :<

[Asila]

I loved most of Icky Thump, but I could not stand Conquest. It's just... weird. And seriously, Jack White is the palest motherfucker in existence.
PEOPLE ARE OVERRATED.

[Esuohlim]

OH NO KELLYCHAOS FRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO :panic

[Guitar Woman]

Conquest is one of my favorite songs on the album :<

[Guitar Woman]

Esuohlim that kind of thing is why the block function was invented

[Pub Lover]

Conquest is one of the best things on the album, but I like the Patti Page version more.

Fuck you & your intolerance for pale people. >:

People are underwrited. ;(

[Guitar Woman]

I'm really fair skinned, do you hate me too ;_;

[Pub Lover]

OH NO KELLYCHAOS FRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO :panic

He isn't dead? :eek

[Esuohlim]

Nevermind it's not him :eek

I AM A KEEP SECRATS

[Pub Lover]

ESUOHEPAR, YOU ARE NOT A FRENCH PORNO STAR! >:

WHAT GIVES?

[Esuohlim]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3313/meeedo6.jpg

NSFW

[Pub Lover]

Is that guy your dad? Because I see a resemblance.

Also I found an article on anime that cites an Engineering student's opinion. Is that to do with you?

[Asila]

I said he was the palest person ever I didn't say I hated pale people, JESUS CHRIST. I'm half-Scandinavian and could easily blind people in the winter.
I wish I could backtrack and say that I was kidding, but I really don't like Conquest in relation to the rest of the album--it just doesn't seem to fit with everything that's around it? Of course, I love "I'm Slowly Turning Into You" so you're welcome to blame it on my shitty taste, I won't cry. ;_;

[MarioRPG]

Jesus Esu, what the truck.

[Pub Lover]

I really don't like Conquest in relation to the rest of the album--it just doesn't seem to fit with everything that's around it?

Oh yeah, I agree with that. :(

[Esuohlim]

I AM A FRENCH MIDGET PORN STAR IN A DISGUISE :eek

[Guitar Woman]

Is Silent Hill 2 really worth playing, guys, or is the entire gaming community liking it some cruel conspiracy to get me to SUFFER like with Tales of Symphonia

I spend most of my time wishing it was the Resident Evil remake instead, or that I was just watching the movie

The cutscenes so far remind me of Killer 7 in that they have barely any substance unless you care enough to over-analyze them (I don't), except they aren't nearly as cool to watch

I'm afraid to say this because I know an angry mob is going to find me and burn my house down, but this game is seriously no fun

[Guitar Woman]

I want to like it REALLY BAD, too

[Guitar Woman]

Also, before you say anything, I was afraid to post this in the scary games thread because Emu would end me.

[Esuohlim]

RATED "M" FOR "MATURE".

BETTER WAIT A COUPLE YEARS

[Guitar Woman]

I keep forgetting that I'm a big boy now :<

[Pub Lover]

I want to play the Silent Hill games, but I think the internet ruined them for me, like Kevin Smith movies & Slipknot.

[Asila]

Guitar Woman: Drink a significant portion of a bottle of whiskey and you'll have the perfect combination of paranoid and reckless, and loud sounds will scare the shit out of you. Then play.
Pub: I dunno, I watched the film and everything before I played 2 and it didn't scare me, and I'm actually afraid to play the others.

[executioneer]

mr mockery yelled at me ;_;

[Guitar Woman]

I already know that an adorable Welsh Corgi is responsible for the whole thing anyway so w/e

[Guitar Woman]

or was it some other kind of dog

I don't pay attention to that kind of thing

[Pub Lover]

What for Willie?

Guitar Woman: Drink a significant portion of a bottle of whiskey and you'll have the perfect combination of paranoid and reckless, and loud sounds will scare the shit out of you. Then play.

I'm glad you didn't suggest the Whiskey solution to me, because that is not how I get at all & I drink significant portions everyday.
Pub: I dunno, I watched the film and everything before I played 2 and it didn't scare me, and I'm actually afraid to play the others.
Yeah? & what are your opinions on Kevin smith & Slipknot? :lol


when i was reading this page i thought it was the caption your avatar game thread

and i almost wish it had been
I want to eat all those threads. :(

[Asila]

mr mockery yelled at me ;_;

He hits you because he loves you.

Yeah? & what are your opinions on Kevin smith & Slipknot? :lol

Umm, well I umm.... OH MY GOD, LOOK OVER THERE!
I'd say that Slipknot could suck my ass, but I have this fear of being beaten up by people younger than I.

[Pub Lover]

No one should be scared to say that Slipknot suck.

[Asila]

No one should be scared to say that Slipknot suck.

In theory, yeah, but kids today have access to more weaponry than I do, so I'm just going to smile pleasantly and wander away.
And I just said 'kids today', what the fuck?

[Guitar Woman]

Getting old feels wierd, yeah.

[Seven Force]

mr mockery yelled at me ;_;

What did you do :(

[Guitar Woman]

this game sure has a lot of unintentionally funny moments

I thought Pyramid Head was supposed to be some horrific rape machine but i'm trapped in a small room with him and all I have to do is walk to the other corner every so often while he swings at where I was 30 seconds ago

[executioneer]

What did you do :(

i was just smarting off in a article commentry thread is all :x

[Neen]

No one should be scared to say that Slipknot suck.

My brother sleeps with one of their posters over his head.:hypno

I should definetly post his picture sometime.... fuckhead.

Seriously, I wanna beat the shit out of him and his smug face.

[MetalMilitia]

I want to play the Silent Hill games, but I think the internet ruined them for me, like Kevin Smith movies & Slipknot.

I feel the same way about scat porn and super mario bros.

[Sethomas]

I just prepared some pre-made Indian food. Some kind of gravy with kidney beans or something in it. I eat Indian food fairly frequently and I honestly cannot name a single dish I like off-hand, I just don't pay attention to its nomenclature.

Anyways, it came in a vacuum-sealed pouch nestled in a cardboard box. On the cardboard box was an unflattering picture of the gravy substance in a bowl beside a super-imposed image of a mildly attractive (by Western beauty standards reflecting upon an "exotic" features) woman in traditional subcontinental garb. I guess it was her function to inform the less culturally nuanced members of foreign markets that "this product is typically eaten by people who look like this". Maybe they also wished to convey an idea such as, "eat this product, and girls of our culture who look like this will fuck you."

Anyways, my parents are probably coming to visit tomorrow and I can totally picture my mom asking me, in all seriousness, if I bought the box of Indian food just because of the picture of the girl on it. That made me think, "yeah, I bought this bean gravy so I could masturbate."

The thoughts in my head progressed along to something along the lines of making a YouTube video talking about how I bought the bean gravy so I could masturbate. It would show me lustily looking at the image on the box, then I would make some comment about not being to control myself. I'd then pull out my dick, remove the contents of the box, and proceed to fuck the bean gravy itself inside the vacuum-sealed pouch (so as to provide form). I could offer up-to-the-moment commentary about the degree of sensation I was getting from all the spices, and I'd talk about how the burning I felt was releasing endorphins to enhance my experience.

I don't think YouTube would allow that, however.

Discuss.

[MetalMilitia]

It's weird because people usually masturbate to obtain bean gravy. Not the other way round.

[Esuohlim]

Also I found an article on anime that cites an Engineering student's opinion. Is that to do with you?

I'll have you know that that "anime defamation league" was one of the first (if not THE first) groups I ever joined so kiss my d*ck

[Pub Lover]

'Defamation' means you love it, right? :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Page Break. :(

Damnit! She was hot as hell, too! This sucks. Her music wasn't too bad, either.

ALL OFF YOUSE NUTTIN BUTT PLAYA HATTERS!!! HEATH WASS MUH BOI YOH!!!! >:

[MetalMilitia]

willie didn't say that :eek

[executioneer]

yes i did :eek

[executioneer]

i mean not originally of course i'm not sure i was even posting back then but i reposted that in the heath ledger thread :eek

[Pub Lover]

Willie can be McClain if he wants to.

Too many people on my buddy list are low-self esteemists, suicidalists & plain unhappilogicalists. :(

[MetalMilitia]

Birds of a feather I guess

[executioneer]

more like misery loves company am i right

[Tadao]

I hate Jared real bad.

[executioneer]

he's kind of a cock, it seems to me

[Tadao]

not to me, he's just trying to be random, and he's not good at it.

[MarioRPG]

He was ever since that monty python issue.

[Grislygus]

He reminds me of the horribly awkward dorks that got emotionally involved in the extra-credit trivia sessions in my high school history/science classes.

[Grislygus]

"THEY SHOULDA SENT ME UP TO DO THAT ONE"

[Grislygus]

"God, that one was SO EASY, what were they THINKING *grrraaaaaaargh-eeeeeeeeee*"

[Tadao]

I see Spiritwise is logged in, probablly wondering why he's banned haha

[Esuohlim]

My graffiti wall is not a toy you f*ck**rs

[Pub Lover]

YOU SMELL!

[Sam]

YOU RAPIST. >:

[Tadao]

PAGE BREAK!

[executioneer]

sry x_x

[Sam]

O_o

[Tadao]

Random Cheese Monkey SPOON!

[Pub Lover]

Tadao, can you not count?

[Esuohlim]

Tadao your posts have severely dipped in quality lately we might not pick you up for another season if this keeps up

[Tadao]

:sadclownface

[Tadao]

I know, I'm not even trying lately. Thanks for the slap.

[Esuohlim]

I was just going to page brak but Willie's website is a delete :(

[Seven Force]

wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

[executioneer]

i will put it back up soon but it might be a different address i am having a bit of a squabble with my hosting internet people (err actually it's more like a i havent paid them in seven months because my card kept bouncing problem heheh :-[ )

[Seven Force]

when i hear anybody talk about internet communities as anything other than a group of random people typing shit onto a bulletin board i feel really embarrassed for that person, especially if they use terms like "chaotic neutral"

maybe i'll write an article about it :o

[Pub Lover]

I was just going to page brak but Willie's website is a delete :(

I know. :(

It's that broken image at the top of a thousand pages that had me not mind if this thread got archived. Without Page Brak it's dead.

[Zomboid]

Willie you should feel ashamed for creating this abomination :(

[Pub Lover]

Willie feels guilty about pretty much everything. :(

[executioneer]

this is true

[Esuohlim]

Well have you ever thought that maybe you should feel bad for feeling that way

[Zomboid]

Have you ever thought that maybe if you spent less time raping and posting in here you'd have more time to be a decent mod? YEAH, THINK ABOUT IT.

[Seven Force]

have you people ever thought that sometimes words fucking hurt :tear

[executioneer]

Well have you ever thought that maybe you should feel bad for feeling that way

i already do, doi

IT IS A CASCADE EFFECT AND THE PLASMA CONDUITS OF MY EMOTIONS ARE OVERLAOD :cry

[Pub Lover]

Well have you ever thought that maybe you should feel bad for feeling that way

I feel bad about feeling bad a lot, it makes me feel bad. :(

[Asila]

Oh goodie, I have a butt-load of homework to do tonight, and the person that I usually procrastinate with on messenger had the audacity to go off to work today. So what I'm asking for, in the most shamelessly desperate way possible (IT'S A TRICK, THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO ASK THIS) is for anyone else who happens to be bored and still has a favourable opinion of me to talk with me on Messenger, just tonight. YES, I am aware of how this looks, but no one could possibly understand how badly I do not wish to conjugate french verbs all on my own.

[Pub Lover]

Chat Room. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

FIRST THREAD

[Asila]

Chat Room. :rolleyes:

There's a difference, unless you're saying that I should have posted this in chat room and then... whoops.

[Esuohlim]

I CAN CONJUGATE FRENCH VERBS. POWER TIP: HE TALKS = IL PARLE :eek

THIS IS ALL I REMEMBER >:

[Pub Lover]

I eat and eat, but my hunger is never sated. I will post forever in this digital hell.

Another thread's soul claimed.

[Asila]

I CAN CONJUGATE FRENCH VERBS. POWER TIP: HE TALKS = IL PARLE :eek

THIS IS ALL I REMEMBER >:

MY GOD MAN, YOU MUST TAKE ALL OF MY TESTS FOR ME FROM NOW ON

I eat and eat, but my hunger is never sated. I will post forever in this digital hell.

Another thread's soul claimed.

Now I feel kind of odd.

[Tadao]

Not one of my threads have been eaten yet. Pub has never tasted my gooey center.

[Pub Lover]

My request for this thread (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698820) was rejected, so it's not all bad.

[Sam]

I CAN CONJUGATE FRENCH VERBS. POWER TIP: HE TALKS = IL PARLE :eek

THIS IS ALL I REMEMBER >:

YEAH RIGHT I AM SURE IT REALLY MEANS "HE RAPES" >:

[Tadao]

I just started a group story in books. Yay!

[Pub Lover]

Good luck with that. ;(

[Tadao]

One post after Page Break.

[Pub Lover]

Oh no, are we all calling the Page Breaks again? :(

I COMMAND YOU TO EXPLODE INTO A PILE OF GORE

I want such power as to command such & it be done suchly. :)

[Tadao]

Good luck with that. ;(

It's destined to fail.

[Asila]

I just started a group story in books. Yay!

I must go there now and use up four paragraphs describing a blade of grass, or something equally innocuous.

[Tadao]

Hehe

[Guitar Woman]

http://drmcninja.com/images/gatorfight.png

[Pub Lover]

You have to hold them by the other end, else you're fighting the 'gator itself in three seconds.

[Tadao]

Yeah! You only fight that way with tigers fool!

[Asila]

Greeaaaat, my neighbours are fighting again. If you find yourself standing on your front porch, loudly discussing why you felt the need to become a prostitute with your boyfriend, then maybe you should fucking kill yourself and save me the trouble.

[Sethomas]

When I know a word in a foreign language, I'm usually able to recall when/where/why I learned it.

I have the recollection that I've known the French verb "violer", "to rape", for years. I don't know why I learned that. It seems like I'd have some reason to learn it.

Maybe it was so I could write my alliterative quips. J'ai violé le voleur en violet!

(I raped the thief who was wearing purple.)

[Asila]

Technically J'ai violer le voleur en violet I think since (as far as I know right now) you don't conjugate the second verb at all.

[Spruce Moose]

Iron Jack Rafferty.

[Tadao]

Wolfman Jack

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Cock McPenis
Kojak

me..whatever my name is

[Sethomas]

Composite past tense participles in regular -er verbs are pronounced the same as the infinitive, but spelled with an é instead. Unless, of course, their used with a feminine or plural subject and are conjugated with être, in which case they have to show agreement.

Maybe they need agreement even with avoir in certain usages, I don't know because I fucking hate written French over spoken French and it doesn't matter one fucking bit in spoken French.

[Sethomas]

"...their used", said in discussion of verb conjugation.

I AM AWESOME.

[Asila]

It's because you're so good that you need not obey all the rules. I have a note from the teacher about it.

I'm a bit on the opposite side because spoken french can kiss my pasty white ass, but that's really only because I'm taking french again after 10 years, and I've lost so much in the interim that I had to start over again. It *sounds* quite pretty, but not when your grade is riding on the ability to tell the difference between calme and calmes.

[Esuohlim]

Technically J'ai violer le voleur en violet I think since (as far as I know right now) you don't conjugate the second verb at all.

No this is wrong, Seth's right, never argue with Seth again

[Asila]

No this is wrong, Seth's right, never argue with Seth again

It was a momentary lapse! A shot of bravado brought on by really good fucking wine.

[Sethomas]

Guys, I finally broke down and investigated my penis on the internet. I guess its adorable idiosyncrasy is called a "skin bridge". Some sites describe it as "extremely rare", others as "extremely common". I even saw pictures of people with my idea of exploiting it with performance-enhancing decoration, although none were nearly as ambitious as mine.

Staring at medical-setting pictures of penises wasn't the best way to spend the past half an hour. But, maybe I can finally convince myself that I'm not The Chosen One, or if I am it's not because of my penis.

This is worth chatting about, so I will NOT consider putting this in Loveline.

[Asila]

Guys, I finally broke down and investigated my penis on the internet.

It insisted all along that it was a troubadour from Mexico, but when I googled it I got the homepage for chiropractor from Long Island.

[Sethomas]

Well, at least I can thank you for not using the term "private dick".

[Asila]

It was h-h-h-hard.

[Great Mighty Poo]

Yes you, sho-nuff boy. You know who I am, we have known each other for a long time in real life.
We have been friends for a long time and I think it's time to serve some of our antics with crazy-sauce© all over this place.
Try and meet or beat me, act for act amigo.

I'll start this show off with a nice mild one.
(Because I havn't scoured the rules completely to find out just how far I'm allowed to go... YET.)

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w182/lancekalvaz/STOPPED.jpg