I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/17.jpg

HEY BUDDHA

[Pub Lover]

Jesus Christ I was wondering where you were last night! :eek
Matt Harty, like Esuohlim, has a girlfriend & is too busy having teh secks to waste time in the Nets. :tear

[Seven Force]

I actually thought he was banned for some reason.

[Riggo44]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/faggot.jpg


dude put some quality asian pussy up or don't bother......

[Pub Lover]

I actually thought he was banned for some reason.
Liquidstatik is still banned. :neva4get

[Pub Lover]

dude put some quality asian pussy up or don't bother......

I find you offensive. >:

[Riggo44]

sorry i just thought she was foul that's all.....

[Seven Force]

Liquidstatik is still banned. :neva4get

Why is that?

[Chojin]

i dunno, i'll go unban him.

I agree with pub. Riggo, you need to fucking grow up and stop hounding our boards for vagina. I've sent you a warning.

[ziggytrix]

Seriously WTF, I'm not the Mod of this thread, I just pretend to be. :(

If Rog installed some kind of phpBB plugin that allowed you to set mods for threads, I'd vote for you.

And what the hell did liquidstatik ever do to get banned?

[Chojin]

Apparently he isn't. Banned that is. Talking about liquidstatik.

From: Chojin
To: Riggo44
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:02 am
Subject: Re: Warning

It isn't so much what you say as the intent behind it. In my 7 years here i've never before had to warn someone about sexism but your constant requests for 'pussy' and outward love of 'pussy' and annoying need to tell us of your fever for 'pussy' is making me sick.

Pluswhich, you're scaring all the 'pussy' off. Change your sig.
Honestly, this would be just as bad from a gay dude. And probably easier to 'understand' why it's gross for people like Riggorous. You're one of the elite that can give straight guys the heebie-jeebies from your genital cravings.

Not to say that I'm straight, but whatever. I do love that asian dick ellipses.

[Riggo44]

You're one of the elite that can give straight guys the heebie-jeebies from your genital cravings.


LMFAO. If you really live in Baltimore I can get you hooked up with an Asian hottie for sure.

[Seven Force]

Uh...I like Asians and all, but seriously.

[Riggo44]

stop....i'm not allowed to say the p word anymore because it's considered sexist to the i-mockery forum.

[AChimp]

Oh, lawdy lawdy... lookit what I get to do. :)

I warned you once already, Riggo. You're gone.

[Chojin]

Nah, I talked to him and we have an understanding of sorts. I'm gonna unban him.

[AChimp]

I'll bet he gave me the same understanding. We have enough worthless shits around here already.

[Riggo44]

Thanks for stepping up Chojin ....Chimper don't be a hater,i didn't know i couldn't respond to a picture...sheesh :/

[Seven Force]

She looks like Meg from Family Guy, only Asian.

[Chojin]

I don't think you 'get' what the problem is. It's not that my monocle has plummeted into my highball from your LASCIVIOUS terminology. It's that I get the impression from you that you see women purely as sexual objects and you objectify them as such in many of your posts. We have quite a few female members who have to deal with that shit every day in the 'real world', let alone here. You aren't doing it to be cute or funny, you're sincere. Therein lies the issue.

It's the same thing as if someone posted a picture of Vin Diesel and I said "please, no more ****** dick in this thread." It's hatespeech, and whether it gets you all hot and bothered really isn't the issue.

That being said I don't think you were really spoken to about it before so much as set up for a banning. But if you keep it up, it will come to that.

[Pub Lover]

PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY! cat

[Pub Lover]

http://www.cs.ubc.ca/~rap/cat.jpg

[Seven Force]

You beat me to it.

[Pub Lover]

Apparently he isn't. Banned that is. Talking about liquidstatik.
In that case I'm going to have a stern word with Mister Tatom for misleading me in this way. >:

[Pub Lover]

You beat me to it.
I have Guitar Woman like powers. ;)

[Seven Force]

Well then YOU stop being a lesbian and go out with me.

[Seven Force]

Wait wait wait...that came out all wrong.

[Riggo44]

It's that I get the impression from you that you see women purely as sexual objects and you objectify them as such in many of your posts. We have quite a few female members who have to deal with that shit every day in the 'real world', let alone here. You aren't doing it to be cute or funny, you're sincere.

You're absolutely correct. I just want to fuck hot Asian women. I even lived in Hong Kong for a few years just for that purpose. I've been married almost 4 years and love my wife and would never cheat on her. However looking at Asian girls is an addiction for me,like drugs or alcohol for someone else.

[Seven Force]

What i'm trying to say is...

http://www.posterplanet.net/images/sayanythingboom.jpg

[Pub Lover]

We have enough worthless shits around here already.
Yeah, guys that have websites & just never update them. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

It's not that my monocle has plummeted into my highball from your LASCIVIOUS terminology.
Golly Gosh! :pipepuff

I think I RP as Seth too much, I might even end up going so far as making myself a Seth costume and hanging around bars & libraries interrupting conversations with well placed pipepuffing.

[Pub Lover]

We have enough worthless shits around here already.
Yeah, guys that have websites & just never update them. :rolleyes

I hope you don't mean my site. :(
I mean your site, my site, AChimp's sites, & every other guy on the board with a few crappy pages of misaligned html code that they laughably refer to as a website.

[Pub Lover]

If Rog installed some kind of phpBB plugin that allowed you to set mods for threads, I'd vote for you.
Ahhh, now you've got me blushing. :love

[Pub Lover]

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is...

[Pub Lover]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/Bicycle_two_1886.jpg/280px-Bicycle_two_1886.jpg

[Seven Force]

Finally, someone else on the board. :(

[Pub Lover]

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is...

[Pub Lover]

http://chamonix.as.utexas.edu/HTML/jpg/bbc/pennyfarthing.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Isn't that The Retro Kat holding a surfboard!? :eek

[Pub Lover]

Finally, someone else on the board. :(
Oh No! Were you lonely? It is Sunday, after all.

Wait! No, sorry, it's Monday. :x

[Seven Force]

Over here it's Sunday. :(

[Seven Force]

Hate mail from my site:

yo seriously ... whats the matter with you? i know
theres such a thing as free speech and all, but come
on? you bitch about how everyones such a fucking
pathetic loser because they blog about their lives
that no one cares about, but then what about you? you
go around surfing the internet for shit like that just
to bitch about it? whos the pathetic one? for someone
who is so anti xanga, it makes you hypocritical for
even having a xanga username even if its to post your
damn website link. thats sad that you need to promote
the site like that.

and to pick on some high schoolers xanga about his
christian beliefs? fine, you dont believe in God,
thats fine, does anyone bash on you for that? why do
you have to go and say shit like that for? it's people
like you that make society such a shitty place that
encourage and promote hatred, prejudice, ignorance,
bigotism and racism, or whatever the hell else there
is.

and as for that pudgy comment? that girl is my fucking
sister. dont make assumptions based on a picture.

dont be so fucking bitter about everything for
whatever reason you have. these people never did
anything to you. i dont even hate you for posting it.
it gave me a good laugh because i made me realize how
sad you must be to actually spend your time doing
something like that.

for all i know, maybe you guys enjoy getting angry
emails about your site because it makes you happy. so
i hope you enjoyed this email. just remember theres
something called karma ... whether it be to you or
anyone else you care about in your life.

[Seven Force]

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/anti-xanga/images/frontpage/wowfat.PNG

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, you called a girl fat? That is so uncool! >:

I'm gonna get Chojin to ban you now! I cannot believe how insensitive you are! >:

Seriously, WTF? >:

[Pub Lover]

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/anti-xanga/images/frontpage/wowfat.PNG
What a fatty! :lol

[Seven Force]

I just find it sad he took the time to write that because of shitty site that no one reads.

[Pub Lover]

http://images.direct-seller.com/images/P/B0002XL37E.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Chojin]

You're absolutely correct. I just want to fuck hot Asian women. I even lived in Hong Kong for a few years just for that purpose. I've been married almost 4 years and love my wife and would never cheat on her. However looking at Asian girls is an addiction for me,like drugs or alcohol for someone else.
Keep it off of i-mock. I don't make you sift through all of my Johnny Cage porn to have a good time here, do I?

[Pub Lover]

Ever see that Gene Wilder & Richard Pryor movie 'Silver Streak'? There's this one point where Pryor pours coffee on this rich white guy's crotch & the white guy calls Pryor an 'ignorant ******' so Pryor pulls a gun on him. The expression on the white guy's face is classic, pure acting genius.

Then I thought maybe the gun wasn't fake, maybe that was real terror. Then I elle oh elled.

[Seven Force]

F99Cloud is that SevenForceINC guy. :-(
robuttocks is liquidstatik. :-(

F99Cloud (83152 PM) Hey.
robuttocks (83156 PM) hey :D
F99Cloud (83202 PM) What's up
robuttocks (83234 PM) You going to that party at Rongi's with us
F99Cloud (83244 PM) Where is it
F99Cloud (83300 PM) I don't know where it is.
robuttocks (83302 PM) Rongi's house in west palm beach
robuttocks (83313 PM) me, gadzooks, drev and TonyKC are going :D
F99Cloud (83316 PM) They said they would pick me up.
robuttocks (83321 PM) oh realy :O
robuttocks (83327 PM) thats cool
F99Cloud (83328 PM) But they don't know where I live.
robuttocks (83334 PM) lol where you live
F99Cloud (83346 PM) 4256 Leo Lane.
F99Cloud (83357 PM) They don't know that.
robuttocks (83409 PM) oh werd.. rongi lives on the other side of lake worth :X
robuttocks (83412 PM) you from around there
F99Cloud (83439 PM) Lake worth, nah.
I've lived in Palm Beach Gardens for 4 years.
robuttocks (83445 PM) hey well.. we're fixin to leave
F99Cloud (83451 PM) Near WPB.
F99Cloud (83503 PM) Well, are they gonna pick me up
robuttocks (83506 PM) like.. are you ready to go, cause we'll be leaving in a few minutes
F99Cloud (83507 PM) :-(
robuttocks (83508 PM) yeah
F99Cloud (83519 PM) So you know where it is.
robuttocks (83534 PM) 4256 Leo Lane right
robuttocks (83538 PM) in Palm Beach
F99Cloud (83540 PM) Yeah.
robuttocks (83550 PM) yeh.. it'll be a few minutes
F99Cloud (83554 PM) Off of Military.
robuttocks (83556 PM) just be outside waiting fer us :D
F99Cloud (83601 PM) Ok.
F99Cloud (83628 PM) See ya there.
robuttocks (83639 PM) wait
F99Cloud (83642 PM) Hopefully this isn't some kind of joke.
robuttocks (83653 PM) Gadzooks wants to know if he takes 95 to get to yer house
F99Cloud (83724 PM) I think so. He needs to get off at Blue Heron though to get to Military.
F99Cloud (83733 PM) Do you guys know what I look like
robuttocks (83744 PM) no clue lol
F99Cloud (83812 PM) Maybe i'll just wait on Military and Leo Lane then.
I'll be wearing a blue shirt with blue shorts.
F99Cloud (83839 PM) On the corner there.
robuttocks (83844 PM) oh ok.. well we're on our way
robuttocks (83856 PM) not sure how long it'll take.. be there as fast as possible, though
F99Cloud (83859 PM) Ok.
F99Cloud (83902 PM) See ya.
robuttocks (83910 PM) bye
robuttocks (84108 PM) HELLO
Previous message was not received by F99Cloud because of error (84108 PM) User F99Cloud is not available.


Liquid's computer's being stupid and he can't post this :(
You assholes. :lol

[Chojin]

Stood up?

[Emu]

how long ago was that

[Pub Lover]

I remember that, did you actually wait ouside? :lol

[Seven Force]

I was bored so I looked around and saw "Mini Mock Meet" and thought, "hmm, I wonder how that turned out" and then I read the thread. >:

It was 2004 I think. I stood out there for 15 minutes. >:

[Seven Force]

Looking back, that's funny as hell. :lol

[Chojin]

it was part of yoru INITIATION

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, but don't think for a second that it's over haha it's only just beginning, you newbs gotta learn your place, maybe one day you'll be a vet, but only if you try really hard, not everyone makes it hahaha! Oh Yes! Vets 4 Life! [/cpde]

[Sam]

I just find it sad he took the time to write that because of shitty site that no one reads.

Obviously some one is reading it. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

I'm out of the loop, does Seven Force not suck anymore or something? Because no one's telling him to shut up and it's bugging me. >:

[Chojin]

i think he's ok

[MetalMilitia]

I still think he sucks a bit

[MLE]

i still think he sucks a whole lot, but has epiphanies every once in a while into the beautiful world of humor

[Sam]

He is a budding bloom and with a little TLC he'll grow into a beautiful flower.

[The Retro Kat]

He's a SCRUB.

[camacazio]

Whatev

[lunlun]

It's that I get the impression from you that you see women purely as sexual objects and you objectify them as such in many of your posts. We have quite a few female members who have to deal with that shit every day in the 'real world', let alone here. You aren't doing it to be cute or funny, you're sincere.

You're absolutely correct. I just want to fuck hot Asian women. I even lived in Hong Kong for a few years just for that purpose. I've been married almost 4 years and love my wife and would never cheat on her. However looking at Asian girls is an addiction for me,like drugs or alcohol for someone else.

@chojin this really touched my heart

and righgo.. this is ill.. this makes me sick.. its just insane..
addicted to asian.. ok i like long haired more than shorties but you sound like an asshole.. like you have no respekt to females..
i dont think i want to read sth from you anymore

[lunlun]

and esu

i dont think its very funny to have a disabled man as avatar

[executioneer]

but that is steven hawking, the most awesome disabled guy in the world :( he's like the einstein of our generation :(

[lunlun]

oh
that superman guy?

i didnt identified him sorry

[executioneer]

no that was someone else this guy's from england

[Sam]

oh
that superman guy?

i didnt identified him sorry

CHRISTOPHER REEVES >:

[lunlun]

oh
im embarrassed

[camacazio]

He's at the forefront of geberal relativity and cosmology.

[lunlun]

yes ive read it


im sad :( noone wants to AIM with me :(

[Esuohlim]

I'm merely paying homage to A Brief History of Time and it's a great book that has opened my eyes and I suggest you read it to make you better as a person. >:

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/5760/bhotime4pw.jpg

lunlun >:

>:

[lunlun]

icant

i dont understand english

[Emu]

that much is clear

[camacazio]

Ha ha, geberal. I feel ridiculous.

[Riggo44]

and righgo.. this is ill.. this makes me sick.. its just insane..
addicted to asian.. ok i like long haired more than shorties but you sound like an asshole.. like you have no respekt to females..
i dont think i want to read sth from you anymore

good....don't read my posts then and shut the fuck up,it's that simple lard ass.

[Seven Force]

i still think he sucks a whole lot, but has epiphanies every once in a while into the beautiful world of humor

That's pretty much what I thought too.

[Pub Lover]

I'm out of the loop, does Seven Force not suck anymore or something? Because no one's telling him to shut up and it's bugging me. >:
With Riggo44, Womti, & CosmoToad fucking up the board, some of the perennial newbs don't seem so bad. :(

[Pub Lover]

I still think he sucks a bit
You are on a par with Seven Force in my estimation, sirrah. >:

[Pub Lover]

good....don't read my posts then and shut the fuck up,it's that simple lard ass.
How about you being the one that shuts up as the consensus around here is that it is you that has the worthless opinion. >:

[Pub Lover]

i still think he sucks a whole lot, but has epiphanies every once in a while into the beautiful world of humor
Once again we have stumbled onto a single phrase that can encompass almost the entire board membership.

[Pub Lover]

i dont think its very funny to have a disabled man as avatar
Are we having a game of "I don't think your avatar is very funny"? I think you might just lose. ;<

[Seven Force]

Damn, Pub, you're on a roll.

Oh, and how are you tonight?

[Pub Lover]

I'm merely paying homage to A Brief History of Time and it's a great book that has opened my eyes and I suggest you read it to make you better as a person. >:
Except he dumbed it down so much that several portions are complete bullshit. :(

I heard a rumour he was going to play Davros in the new season of Dr Who! :eek
http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/content/images/2005/03/15/davros_dalek_resurrection_terry_malloy_400_400x300 .jpg

[Pub Lover]

Damn, Pub, you're on a roll.
A roll of unfunny. :(

Oh, and how are you tonight?
It's too damn hot & I can't sleep. :(

How are you, Mister Half&Half? Which reminds me, you know your obsession with random Asian women (or pussy, haha), what is your opinion of half-asians? & if ...if you had a choice what would the other half be? You know, for your kids to even out, or divide...


WTF? :eek

[Seven Force]

You know, I don't really have an obsession with Asians.

That being said, I like half-asians half as much. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

CHRISTOPHER REEVES >:
http://www.chairmanmoo.co.uk/images/news/superman.jpg

[Seven Force]

Oh, and i'm not doing too good.

[Chojin]

Why not!

Every time we watch The Big Lebowski and it gets to the part where Maude plays Logjammin' and it lists Karl Hungus as the lead, someone in the house says 'gave rog porn' :<

[Pub Lover]

You know, I don't really have an obsession with Asians.
& I don't think I'm a racist, insensitive jerk with the makings of becoming a pathological killer. :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

Well as long as we're on the same page.

Why not!

Every time we watch The Big Lebowski and it gets to the part where Maude plays Logjammin' and it lists Karl Hungus as the lead, someone in the house says 'gave rog porn' :<

Now the moniker makes sense. :<

[Esuohlim]

Every time we watch The Big Lebowski and it gets to the part where Maude plays Logjammin' and it lists Karl Hungus as the lead, someone in the house says 'gave rog porn' :<

That's Karl Hungus's user title here! :eek

[Pub Lover]

I think I turned two pages at once. :(

[Karl Hungus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/DriveFast.jpg

im so sorry.

[Pub Lover]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/70/250px-Ac.thequeen.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Dang.

[Emu]

So last night my 10 year old cousin came over to my house and the Daily Show was showing a clip of Bush on the TV, and he started badmouthing Bush and and saying that he wanted to turn the entire US into Texas and that he was pure evil.

I laughed so hard. :(

[Seven Force]

I still don't know what I did to go from being annoying to being "ok".

[camacazio]

It's the apple.

[Esuohlim]

Seven Force r u a goon do u have stairs

[Pub Lover]

I still don't know what I did to go from being annoying to being "ok".
Probably the name change, I thought you were someone else at first. :lol

[Sam]

Seven Force r u a goon do u have stairs

I AM THE SHOVER BOT I PUSH AROUND THE BLIND PEOPLE

I AM THE PUSHER BOT I SHOVE BREAD DOWN THEIR THROATS


or something to that effect :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

Actually, I am protected. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/emot-eng101.jpg

[Seven Force]

I still don't know what I did to go from being annoying to being "ok".
Probably the name change, I thought you were someone else at first. :lol

I thought that name was pretty dumb, and it wasn't what I originally wanted.

[Esuohlim]

More like "I SUCK LOWTAX'S DICK IN ALL HIS THREADS".

Did you see the video of his U of Illinois presentation? He sounds like the most socially inept individual right behind Pub Lover. >:

[Seven Force]

I didn't watch the whole thing. It was boring. :/

[Sam]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

He sounds like the most socially inept individual right behind Pub Lover. >:
:lol

Sigged. :(

[Seven Force]

*yawn*

[Pub Lover]

:sleep

[Seven Force]

What'd you do today?

[Pub Lover]

I tried to sleep all day, but it was too hot, so I daydreamed.

[Pub Lover]

What is this -RoG's Army- bullshit? It's in both LunLun & some newb Covenant's sigs. >:

[Seven Force]

It's some stupid idea a bunch of new people came up with. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

What'd you do today?
So far I'm behind in this tournament, but unless you have a damn good opening move, Ithink I can pull the complete loser card & win out!

[Seven Force]

I went to work.

That's it.

[Pub Lover]

It's some stupid idea a bunch of new people came up with. :rolleyes
New people cannot have fresh ideas! They must bow to the status quo! If we were some 'new ideas' site we'd be www.i-newideas.com. & we're not because that's a sucky website name. >:

[Pub Lover]

I went to work.

That's it.
What's your best work story? & so help me if you tell your Doody Duty story I'll ban you so fast... >:

[Pub Lover]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/70/250px-Ac.thequeen.jpg

[Seven Force]

Actually, it does have something to do with poop. Want me to go ahead?

[Marc Summers]

OH NO MY POWERS ARE DILUTED :tear

[Esuohlim]

chojin,, why should rog join the club..

the club is named after (by?) him he MUST NOT join the club

i mean dumbledore didnt even KNOW that his army exists

haha I hate lunlun so much

[Seven Force]

Me too. :(

[Pub Lover]

Actually, it does have something to do with poop. Want me to go ahead?
Sure, whatever. :(

[Pub Lover]

I didn't read the 'secret club meeting!' thread because it was too long, & it seemed to be getting longer rather quickly, so I left it till I had finished reading the other boards. But oh man did that thread suck. Stupid Newbs! >:

[Seven Force]

I found a huge pile of shit in the urinal my first week at CVS. Then in the cripple-accessible area, somebody (I guess it was the same person) smeared jelly doughnut all over the walls and floor.

[Sam]

You know who I like?

That Sam guy.

He's cool. :(

[Seven Force]

You know who I like?

That Sam guy.

He's cool. :(

Me too.

[Pub Lover]

I found a huge pile of shit in the urinal my first week at CVS. Then in the cripple-accessible area, somebody (I guess it was the same person) smeared jelly doughnut all over the walls and floor.
I was expecting something about three paragraphs long. Try harder, Brian. D-

[Pub Lover]

You know who I like?

That Sam guy.

He's cool. :(
Yeah, he's pretty good.

You know who I really like?

That Sam guy's girlfriend.

She's cool & hot & cool. :orgasm

[Pub Lover]

You know, if you put Sam in some pink trousers, he'd be Chojin's double! :eek

[Seven Force]

You know who I don't like?

Eusohlim.


















Just kidding. :lol

[Pub Lover]

You know who I don't like? Eusohlim.
Come on, it's Esuohlim, it's not hard to spell. :rolleyes

& if you don't spell his name right, your ban application gets rejected immediately ...apparently. :chatter

[Sam]

You know, if you put Sam in some pink trousers, he'd be Chojin's double! :eek

You think so?

I don't. :/

[Esuohlim]

I hate "Eusohlim" too 'cause the jerk has a similar name.

And Pub's right I'm a force to be reckoned with. I'm more like Eight Forces lol

[Seven Force]

THRILLHO

[Esuohlim]

Shut up or I'll buy your soul, seriously.

[Esuohlim]

I just played Yahoo Literati with some cunt who got like 89 points in one turn for getting "SCALPALS". >:

[Sam]

HEY AREN'T YOU ERNIE THE KLEPTO?

[Esuohlim]

At the time my letters were like "ZZTYZDDL" >:

[Esuohlim]

Fuck Yahoo Literati, is my point here >:

[Pub Lover]

You think so? I don't. :/
Yeah, that is because you know what you look like but we do not. I don't remember you posting your pic, which puts you in the same catagory as Esuohlim, except he's a girl, & you're only not a girl because the idea of N4B kissing a girl is too hot. >:

Plus she once said the only girl she kissed was some fat chick. Are you a fat chick Sam? :lol

[Esuohlim]

I'm a girl that gets her penis sucked almost daily >:

[Esuohlim]

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/122/044_chef7.jpg.150.150.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Fuck Yahoo Literati, is my point here >:
I've played Literati once, it was with Gadzooks & his bitch friends. If someone had told me it wa a crappy internet version of Scrabble, I wouldn't of played. I hate Scrabble. >:

[Esuohlim]

By a girl btw >:

[Sam]

No, but I was there when she made out with the fat chick and she wasn't really fat chick she was a chick who is now fat and it really wasn't that hot in a hot lesbian kind of way. :/


AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I AM A MAN I HAD A PENIS THE LAST TIME I CHECKED!

[Esuohlim]

She's in my bed two feet away and I posting on the Internet :(

[Esuohlim]

I've played Literati once, it was with Gadzooks & his bitch friends. If someone had told me it wa a crappy internet version of Scrabble, I wouldn't of played. I hate Scrabble. >:

It's America's Good Time Game, so I can see where the problem lies.

[Seven Force]

Stop bragging.

[Pub Lover]

I'm a girl that gets her penis sucked almost daily >:
So am I. :flexible

[Esuohlim]

Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Milhouse got the girlfriend well it's kinda like that only real life, Seven Force

[Esuohlim]

So am I. :flexible

Stop bragging. :(

[Sam]

I'm too slow for this thread :tear

[Pub Lover]

No, but I was there when she made out with the fat chick and she wasn't really fat chick she was a chick who is now fat and it really wasn't that hot in a hot lesbian kind of way. :/
I'm crushed. :(


AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I AM A MAN I HAD A PENIS THE LAST TIME I CHECKED!
Let's see some pictures! >:

& if they're going to be of your penis, just PM them to me. ;)

[Seven Force]

I thought America's good time game was Yahtzee.

[Pub Lover]

By a girl btw >:
You got me beat there. :(

[Seven Force]

I mean, I guess i'm out of the loop here or something. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

She's in my bed two feet away and I posting on the Internet :(
Worn out, ay? Wink wink, nudge nudge say no more! :orgasm

[Sam]

I mean, I guess i'm out of the loop here or something. :rolleyes

About having a penis, getting your penis sucked, or playing Literatii? :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Hey Webster zip the lip

[Pub Lover]

It's America's Good Time Game, so I can see where the problem lies.
Yes, we agree. America sucks. :)

[Pub Lover]

Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Milhouse got the girlfriend well it's kinda like that only real life, Seven Force
You gave her a tub of jelly worms? :orgasm

[Esuohlim]

Worn out, ay? Wink wink, nudge nudge say no more! :orgasm

She played Yahoo Text Twist and went to bed after she missed "utmost" and got mad. :(

[Esuohlim]

You gave her a tub of jelly worms? :orgasm

AND her dad hates me :eek

[Pub Lover]

You gave her a tub of jelly worms? :orgasm
Orgasm? Yum! :yum

Oh, no I get it. I was making a double entendre. :lol

[Seven Force]

:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

That double entendre was subpar, D+ :gadzooks :capngoodtiems

[Seven Force]

OH SHIT :eekhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/919001_20040921_screen005.jpg

[Seven Force]

Yeah, that's about right.

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/sam.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/buddha.gif

DANCE PUPPETS DANCE

[Seven Force]

GOODNIGHT FOLKS

[Pub Lover]

*IMAGE REMOVED*
OK, not so much Chojin. Too Goofy. :(

[Pub Lover]

AND her dad hates me :eek
Maye you should get a job. >:

[ziggytrix]

it's like jixby and chojin had a baby. :(

[ziggytrix]

man i hope that wasn't out of line - i guess people just all look alike to me.

[Pub Lover]

it's like jixby and chojin had a baby. :(
Spot on! :eek

[Sam]

No that is just like the most god awful terrible picture of me ever. :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, but you're getting a pound & a half of extra sexiness from N4B, so it's unfair. :(

My real aim was to shame Esuohlim into posting his pic, but you just upped the anti, now all of us other losers have to get girlfriends & convince them to put their pictures on the internet. It's unfair. You are just like Chojin in that respect. He's forever shamelessly flaunting MLE around the boards. :(

[Sam]

I never flaunt n4b. :(

[Sam]

I'm like too humble or modest or something. :(

[Pub Lover]

You're a lucky man, sir.

I'm sitting alone in my room watching Miss Congeniality.

LOL @ Will Shatner

[Chojin]

I have never once told emily to post her picture on the internet :<

[Pub Lover]

Thank you, Chojin. Everyone should know what a damn liar I am. :(

[Guitar Woman]

He doesn't make his girlfriend post her pics, but he will guilt his lesbo pal into doing it >:

[Chojin]

I've been trying to get Italian to post a picture for years.

You should post more pictures of yourself too!

[Pub Lover]

Hey Hey GW, good to see you! :)

Could you go through the last few pages & reply to everything? That would be cool. :)

[Guitar Woman]

Wow, we haven't had a page as awesome as 545 in a long time here!

[Guitar Woman]

Too bad I'm back, now this thead is going to go in the toilet again :(

[Pub Lover]

Too bad I'm back, now this thead is going to go in the tiolet again :(
If I can turn Seven Force around, I'm sure I can get you back on top. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Sadie's a mom, she's tasted poop. :x
:lol

[Guitar Woman]

Nothing quite like feces humor to liven up your persona :lol

[Pub Lover]

now this thead is going to go in the toilet again
:lol

[Pub Lover]

http://www.adhdkids.org/images/depressed.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

:(

[Pub Lover]

Are you insane?

http://www.greatoakscamp.org/Pictures/2004%2011-12%20boys/eat_frog.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Fine, edit your post. Make me look like the crazy one. >:

Again. :(

[Guitar Woman]

lol, it was like that time I put milhouse's dancing people gif as my avatar and it got deleted :(

[Pub Lover]

Why did you do it? Have you just signed up? Do you think "Oh man, fucking with the rules is awesome"? >:

[Guitar Woman]

Hey, I'm getting lectured about the rules here by the guy who's been banned two times :lol

[Pub Lover]

ANSWER THE QUESTION! >:

[Pub Lover]

I've been banned three times. :<

[executioneer]

i got banned from ezboard can i play

[executioneer]

and i got banned from stripcreator like twice too :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, but your bannings were for being funny. Mine were for being an idiot. :(

[Pub Lover]

I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Ju-u-lie
but last night she said to me, when we were watching te-elly
This is what she said:
She said - "Listen John I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me"

"Who's this bloke" I asked her, Go-o-or-don she replied
"Not that puff" I said dismayed, "Yes, but he's no puff" she cri-ied
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"

Here we go 2 , 3, 4

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chi-ip shop
When I came out there was Gordon, standing at the bu-us stop
And guess who was with him?
Yeah Julie - and they were both laughing at me

Oh she's cruel and heartless
Two packed me for Gordon
Just 'cos Gordon's better looking than me
Just 'cos he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron

Here we go 2, 3, 4

Oh, she's a slag, and he is a creep
She is a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah Yeah It's not fair
Yeah Yeah It's not fair
I'm so upset

I'm so upset
I'm so upset
Yeh Yeh

I ought to smash his face in
Yeah but he's bigger than me, innit
I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him, he'd flatten him
Yeah, but Barry's a mate of Gordon's, isn't he


Oh well I don't care

[Guitar Woman]

lol, I got banned from this zelda forum once for being more awesome than all but one guy there, who got banned a little bit before me :(

His title was MY BED IS NOT YOUR CACTUS

I'll never see him again :tear

[Guitar Woman]

he also successfully pulled off that kit fisto avatar thing i tried a little while ago :(

[executioneer]

Yeah, but your bannings were for being funny. Mine were for being an idiot. :(

well if it's any consolation i think it's funny when you're being an idiot :x

[executioneer]

i mean come on, SCANDALIZE SOME ******S!

[Pub Lover]

well if it's any consolation i think it's funny when you're being an idiot :x
What a shame you are not a mod. :(

[executioneer]

i'm pretty sure everyone knows that me being a mod would be a bad idea :(

[executioneer]

no self-restraint, y'see :(

[Pub Lover]

i mean come on, SCANDALIZE SOME ******S!
NIGGA :eek

:lol

[Pub Lover]

no self-restraint, y'see :(
Pretty much me too. I need someone like Chojin to tell when to quit whenever I get a little too manic with my posting. :(

[executioneer]

plus i need more responsibility (and the stress associated with it) like i need to have my arms and legs lopped off with a rusty hubcap :(

[Pub Lover]

Protoclown is never on, & he's still a mod. No real responsibility.

I had a panic attack & passed out last week from the stress from the responsibility of doing the News on a tiny radio station on a tiny island in a tiny nation, somewhere in the pacific. :(

Edit: 4800th post! :wwk

[Pub Lover]

hey you [Chojin] talked about me .. but nice that you think at me first hehe
In a thread about unruly newbs, it's not a good thing to be thought of first.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.mpi.mb.ca/Images/Veteran.gif

[Pub Lover]

wha what happened?
this thread started so good. (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=20912)
just because some noobs are getting over-excieted it is flooded by posts.
It did not start out good, and the fact that it was overrun by newbs shows what a bad idea it was.

im disappointed you didnt understand the sense of this club.. havent you been in one when you were a child?
its just.. you DONT do sth in the club.. its just all about who is in and who s not and making the other jealous that they are not in it.. nothing more.
There is already an elitist club here, it's called the Union of I-Mockery Veterans, they have their own secret forum which they use to make fun of us newbs. Please do not ask to join.

[xbxDaniel]

My money will be in the mail sometime this week.

[Pub Lover]

My money will be in the mail sometime this week.
You put $10,000 in the mail! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Sadie's a mom, she's tasted poop. :x
sorry to clog your toilet, but no, no, i have not.
Oh well. :lol

Edit: Uh oh, Guys! Now Sadie is calling me a liar! Look at what you've started, Chojin! :(

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/publiar.gif

[Esuohlim]

Is anyone else getting this?

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/875/wtftw6pg.png

[Pub Lover]

Haha, now I regret editing that post! :lol

[Pub Lover]

Is anyone else getting this? (http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/875/wtftw6pg.png)
1969? That's pretty weird! :eek

[Seven Force]

It figures that as soon as GW leaves I show up. >:

[Pub Lover]

If you use two windows you could log into both accounts simultaneously. :/

[Seven Force]

What's with the avatar?

[Seven Force]

Wait, i'm going to get some breakfast.

I'll see you later. :(

[Pub Lover]

What's with the avatar?
Chojin & Sadie think I'm a truthophobe. :(

[Pub Lover]

Veritasphobia?

[Guitar Woman]

ha ha, I could watch that avatar for hours :lol

[Pub Lover]

There is something almost hypnotic about it. :hypno

[Seven Force]

Back.

[Seven Force]

ha ha, I could watch that avatar for hours :lol

I could stare into your eyes for hours. ;)

[sadie]

it's not really a chatroom, sevenforce. :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

There is something almost hypnotic about it. :hypno

I like the frown on her better than the old one. :lol

[Esuohlim]

Homeboy, my muthafukin wristband was 3 HUNNIT dollas

[Esuohlim]

OK now I'm AFK BBL

[lunlun]

pub hehe nice try but you cant beat me with my own weapons..
and i think chojin liked the idea of the club too..

who wants to be with this stupid veterans who never laugh?
me dont

ok moving on..

got my money yesterday and ordered my new pc.. with controller.. im so hothothot to play with my emulator :) aah this will be my christmas

*smiling*

i love you all

pure love to everyone

[Guitar Woman]

My next post is a tribute to chojin

[Guitar Woman]

I met him in a swamp down in dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-o-d-a, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda
Y-o-d-a, yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I’ve been around, but I ain’t never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he’s wrinkled and green
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I’m not dumb, but I can’t understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I’ve never ever been a jedi before
But obi-wan, he set me straight, of course
He said "go to yoda and he’ll show you the force"

Well I’m not the kind that would argue with ben
So it looks like I’m gonna start all over again
With my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

So I used the force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
But I won’t forget what yoda said

He said "luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide"
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

"I know darth vader’s really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you’ll be unemployed"
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I’m gonna have to leave yoda, I guess
But I know that I’ll be coming back some day
I’ll be playing this part ’till I’m old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I’ll be making these movies till the end of time
With my yoda,
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,
Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,

Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,
Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,

Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,
Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
:rockout

[lunlun]

we need a music thread.. i hate this lyrics posting

[Seven Force]

That sucked GW. :lol

[sadie]

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