I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[RaNkeri]

fgt

[Dimnos]

Anything smaller than a B is just sick.

[Fathom Zero]

Unless you're into small boys. Then it's right up your alley.

[Kitsa]

depends on the shape of the woman involved, some things just look ridiculously disproportionate.

Small boobs on someone with my shape (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf) would just be sad, so I guess at least I balance out.

[Chojin]

i usually wear a size small now. a year ago i was bordering on XXL.

i have mixed feelings about this

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I need to use the Chojin weight loss system. Just without the Randy Orton crush.

[Chojin]

This is what I used:

Version 2.0:
http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/the-rapid-fat-loss-handbook

Version 1.0 is in this torrent:
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4628392/Fitness.rar

Version 2.0 is updated due to studies that had been completed since 1.0 and therefore has some new recommendations for supplements and cardio. Also 2.0 includes a strength training guide and online diet plan (I don't use either of them, tbh, but I think most people would find them helpful). I bought the 2.0 book after the diet helped me lose 40 lbs; I figured it was the least I could do.

For strength training, I did Starting Strength:

Site:
http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/Starting_Strength_Wiki

Torrent:
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4776524/Starting_Strength_Basic_Barbell_Training__Book_and _DVDrip

Now I just do my own system, because my squats were getting so high that I was frequently injuring myself due to the weight and frequency (SS has you squat every other day, which is fine when you're just...starting). My current system is basically the SS variant that uses chins instead of power cleans, then I added a couple exercises to hit areas that SS is weak on and increased the reps to 10x.

So my new lifitng schedule looks like this (incl. weight from a 22 lb standard bar):

A:
Squat 10x3 @ 142 lbs
Bench press 10x3 @ 152 lbs
Standing curlz 10x3 @ 47 lbs

B:
Clean pulls 10x3 @ 202 lbs
Seated military press 10x3 @ 102 lbs
Deadlifts 5x1 @ 252 lbs

Then I also do pullups/chinups and dragon flags at the end of the workouts if I can.

[kahljorn]

KO KO MUST BE A FGT AND THATS PROLLY WHY HIS AVATAR IS A SHUDDERING PENIS


CHOJIN IS TRAINING TO BE A NAZI? ITG ALL MAKES SENSE

[Kitsa]

dragon flag?

[Chojin]

dragon flag?

http://www.unique-bodyweight-exercises.com/images/photo-dragon-flag-2jpeg.JPG

it's an ab exercise invented by bruce lee

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck. Looks fun as hell.

[Chojin]

yeah, it looking rad as hell contributed to my decision

[kahljorn]

:lol

i think that's the same exercise powdered toast man does

[Kitsa]

Amazing how fast good evenings go to shit.

Anyway, I was at a concert earlier this evening and some guy looked like Jake Busey and all I could think was I FOOKED UR MOM. And fuck you guys for ruining it for me :(

[Fathom Zero]

:(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Fuck. I would never want to meet jake busey.

What else.....chojin that exorcise looks badass. Maybe too much for me.

I'm watching tosh.0 and they have chris crocker on. He has long hair and I'm pretty sure I would do (her). Kinda had some drinks.

[kahljorn]

i was watching that southpark where they meet that guy when they are getting internet money the other day and i was like WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUy and now i know :(

[Kitsa]

There was also a guy who looked exactly like John C Reilly but I didn't take a picture of him as he was a mental health patient and I don't do that shit.

[kahljorn]

you mean this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v60oNUoHBYM

[Colonel Flagg]

Are you sure John C Reilly isn't a mental health patient?

[kahljorn]

man i suck at youtube :(

anyway its that mean senator dude http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v60oNUoHBYM

[Kitsa]

More like this, only more forehead wrinkles. Otherwise he looked remarkably like him.

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[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Wow, fuck that senator guy.

[Kitsa]

I dunno, he seems kind of paranoid :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Wow, fuck that senator guy.

Guy's a douche. But so was the student.

Student filming representative walking down the street. Asks loaded question. Rep asks question in return "Who are you?" - student refuses to answer. (Reasonable question - the student addressed him by name, so he already had some information about Rep - student should have answered immediately - and did not, merely repeated the question several times.)

Rep gets pissed off. Gets caught on film/posted on YouTube.

In retrospect, Rep should have either ignored the student, or (better choice) since the student refused to identify himself, just say pleasantly "I have no comment to those who haven't the courage to stand behind their questioning."

[Fathom Zero]

So, because the students didn't immediately give their name, (which they probably would have, had an actual interview transpired), that gives the guy carte blanche to grab them?

So no, I don't think the students were spineless just because they didn't give their names to an asshole.

[Esuohlim]

I HAVE A FRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE JOHN C. REILLY >:

JOHN C. REILLY 20 YEARS AGO MAYBE :(

[Babs]

What friends milhouse?

On the Jake Busey note, I was working the other day and saw a perfect Jake Busey look-a-like RIGHT AFTER spotting a Kitsa look-a-like 3 minutes prior... NOW THAT'S A COINCIDENCE.

[Kitsa]

red hair does not a kitsa lookalike make.

Was she fat?

I WAS IN COLUMBUS YESTERDAY, HOW'S THAT FOR A MINDFUCK.

On the senator...if the students didn't want to identify themselves by name, they should have at least given the college/high school they were affiliated with by way of introduction.

[Babs]

She had red hair and a baby. Instant qualification.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

In retrospect, Rep should have either ignored the student, or (better choice) since the student refused to identify himself, just say pleasantly "I have no comment to those who haven't the courage to stand behind their questioning."

I agree.

[Fathom Zero]

Or, after they said they were students, he could have asked, "From what school," and started a report with the students.

This could have been handled by him in any other way and it would have been better. But he showed himself to be what he is. That's all.

[kahljorn]

i hate cars :( i just bought a new car last month and the AC already died ;/

[Fathom Zero]

I'm getting a plum-coloured Oldsmobile Alero shortly. :\

[Fathom Zero]

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[Tadao]

I need to show you a picture of our parking space at the zoo yesterday, tadao. Shit was first row in front of the gate.

We just went to Six Flags Magic Mountain with 3 dads today and all the cripple parking was taken. I'll tell you though, using it in L.A. for metered parking is awesome, cause every street is metered.

[Fathom Zero]

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[Esuohlim]

We just went to Six Flags Magic Mountain with 3 dads today.

You're lucky I only have 1 dad :(

[executioneer]

is your dad sad

[MarioRPG]

Oh hey guys I'm back from Fiji
Any interesting developments during my absence? More bannings I assume. And I'll post some pictures of the trip some time when I weed out the terrible ones.

[Dimnos]

Was Fiji as bad ass as I would imagine it to be?

[The Leader]

Wrong thread. How embarrassing. :x

edit: Welcome back MarioRPG. Did you remember to get Tadao a souvenir?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm getting a plum-coloured Oldsmobile Alero shortly. :\


:( The alero is really bad. I know 5 close people who have had one and they all had problems with theirs.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wanna see all the pictures MarioRPFIJI

[Fathom Zero]

I know a guy with one, too. His passenger side door is held on with bungee cables.

[Esuohlim]

is your dad sad

Yes my dad is a Sad Dad :(

[Esuohlim]

Oh hey guys I'm back from Fiji

Does being back from Fiji make you a sad dad :(

[executioneer]

Oh hey guys I'm back from Fiji
WHAT COLOUR WERE THE HATS AT THE HOTDOG STAND :religiousdebate

[Fathom Zero]

DRAGONCOCK: like Hackers
DRAGONCOCK: I AM ACID BURN
Horace Horsecollar: and I'm that guy that was in scooby doo later in his career
DRAGONCOCK: hahaha
DRAGONCOCK: i can't even remember his hacker name

[Kitsa]

That movie sucked ass hard.


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[Grislygus]

:patchesbrok

Guy's a douche. But so was the student.

Student filming representative walking down the street. Asks loaded question. Rep asks question in return "Who are you?" - student refuses to answer. (Reasonable question - the student addressed him by name, so he already had some information about Rep - student should have answered immediately - and did not, merely repeated the question several times.)

Rep gets pissed off. Gets caught on film/posted on YouTube.

In retrospect, Rep should have either ignored the student, or (better choice) since the student refused to identify himself, just say pleasantly "I have no comment to those who haven't the courage to stand behind their questioning."

D'AAAW. that last option is just PRECIOUS. so let's review: gangly punk kids think they're hotshots and are gonna ask a senator a "GOTCHA!" question without identifying themselves, because THAT'S THE WAY THEY ROLL.

the natural response to this, of course, is to grab them in an impotent and inexplicable rage and exhibit behavior that I haven't heard of since my aunt and mom remembered that they hated each other during my little brother's high school graduation

[Dimnos]

In short. Everyone in the video is an ass hat.

[MarioRPG]

Was Fiji as bad ass as I would imagine it to be? It was the best trip ever. Honestly. It's a beautiful country and the weather is almost always fantastic. The people are all friendly and welcoming. I'd definitely go back. Felt good to do volunteer work too. Many of us who went on the trip already miss it and want to plan an in-Canada reunion already.

edit: Welcome back MarioRPG. Did you remember to get Tadao a souvenir? I've got a postcard I'm sure I could send his way. Although I did see a knockoff "Power Station" that boasted 8-bits of gaming power that I jokingly thought about picking up. That'd more be for someone like Chojin though. It even had a terribly image of Lara Croft on the box

I wanna see all the pictures MarioRPFIJI Woop! I'll get a thread up in a day or so and show off.

WHAT COLOUR WERE THE HATS AT THE HOTDOG STAND :religiousdebate I'm sure I'm missing something here. But regardless hats are banned in the villages because they offend the chief.

Does being back from Fiji make you a sad dad :( :(

[Kitsa]

http://www.regretsy.com/2010/06/22/atm-machine/

human centipede cat toy.

[Esuohlim]

But regardless hats are banned in the villages because they offend the chief.

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/296/thechief.jpg


http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif NO HATS ALLOWED http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif

[Kitsa]

Lynne Thigpen :(

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[executioneer]

DRAGONCOCK: like Hackers
DRAGONCOCK: I AM ACID BURN
Horace Horsecollar: and I'm that guy that was in scooby doo later in his career
DRAGONCOCK: hahaha
DRAGONCOCK: i can't even remember his hacker name

important fact i learned from Hackers: real hackers use mac laptops

[executioneer]

I'm sure I'm missing something here. But regardless hats are banned in the villages because they offend the chief.

I WAS MAKING A RED DWARF REFERENCE

[Fathom Zero]

Hey, 10k, can I call you ghost dad?

[Tadao]

That's ok, keep the postcard, next time you go to Fiji send me one from there. :wank :eek :orgasm

[Chojin]

http://jessfink.com/Chester5000XYV/comics/2010-03-06-CS143.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hey, 10k, can I call you ghost dad?

I endorse this. I'd even reccomend putting the 10K V Ghost on top of Bill Cosby's head.

:ANGRIESTPLAGIARISM

[Kitsa]

I was really, genuinely considering making a 10,000V (cartoon version) cake for the hell of it. I had visions of orange coconut.

I might still do it, I just have to be in the mood.

[MLE]

I made ginger rice balls. They were good.

[Kitsa]

zhukov, that apple chocolate you sent was incredibly kickass. Up till now, I had never partaken in apple flavoring that actually tasted like fresh apples and not that godawful sour green apple crap. Because of the sour apple crap, I was convinced I did not like apple-flavored things. The chocolate you sent has made me rethink this.

[Babs]

COMFEST WEEK KITSA, SEE YOU AND YOUR LOOK A LIKES THERE.

[Kitsa]

I WILL BE NOWHERE NEAR THERE FOR MORE REASONS THAN ONE.

[The Leader]

BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU WILL BE THERE, BABS

[Kitsa]

thanks for the heads-up, though, I have to pass through Columbus and I appreciate the reminder that traffic will be a thick slice of hell :(

[Babs]

:lol Comfest is a dead museum of yuppies, hipsters, and homeless gypsies. I'll more than likely find myself three sheets to the wind next to the stagnant waters of the Scioto instead.

[Kitsa]

there are plenty of idiots who think it's Burning Man

[Babs]

That and the persistant abuse of "hacky sack".

[Kitsa]

speaking of sack.

http://technorati.com/entertainment/glosslip/article/todays-hippies-are-doing-it-wrong/

Video completely NSFW, bitty wiener visible.

[Babs]

None of that should be on your mind, you know, being a mom and all. Almost qualifying as a sad dad :(

[Kitsa]

Not sure what you mean by on my mind, but that guy had a number of sad situations going on. I was surprised they didn't censor the footage somehow.

I have a special eyeroll for all the people standing around, "FREEEDOM OF SPEECH! YEAH, I'M TAPING THIS, MAN! THE WORLD IS WATCHING!"

The problem with modern "hippies" is that, for the most part, they are utterly vapid. They have no message. They have no conviction. They have fads and they have vague unhappiness and they still buy their ankle-length batik dresses from Nirvana at the mall.

I know of a few exceptions, but they were around for actual hippiedom when it really was about something.

[The Leader]

I'm pretty sure a large portion of the hippies of yore were that way too.

[Zhukov]

zhukov, that apple chocolate you sent was incredibly kickass. Up till now, I had never partaken in apple flavoring that actually tasted like fresh apples and not that godawful sour green apple crap. Because of the sour apple crap, I was convinced I did not like apple-flavored things. The chocolate you sent has made me rethink this.

We do apples right in the apple isle.

[Otto]

I'm pretty sure a large portion of the hippies of yore were that way too.

Yeah, I think that the downfall of the original counterculture was that it got co-opted and most hippies didn't care about it. You had companies manufacturing bell-bottoms and 7-Up using psychedelic imagery in their advertisements.

[Babs]

Not sure what you mean by on my mind, but that guy had a number of sad situations going on. I was surprised they didn't censor the footage somehow.

I have a special eyeroll for all the people standing around, "FREEEDOM OF SPEECH! YEAH, I'M TAPING THIS, MAN! THE WORLD IS WATCHING!"

The problem with modern "hippies" is that, for the most part, they are utterly vapid. They have no message. They have no conviction. They have fads and they have vague unhappiness and they still buy their ankle-length batik dresses from Nirvana at the mall.

I know of a few exceptions, but they were around for actual hippiedom when it really was about something.

This generation of kids are more than impressionable, they're a flock of shit looking for the next asshole to do their worthless talking so they can sideline themselves and comfortably nod to the nonsensible shit their big ass spews out. They're the type of clowns that let citations do the arguing, not knowing one piece of information they're agreeing too.

[Fathom Zero]

I really wanted to be a yippie when I was twelve. :<

[Esuohlim]

Did anyone watch the new Futurama episodes?

It was pretty underwhelming :(

[Fathom Zero]

I would never have guessed.

[Esuohlim]

Don't get me wrong, it was funny. It just felt different :\

[The Leader]

This generation of kids are more than impressionable, they're a flock of shit looking for the next asshole to do their worthless talking so they can sideline themselves and comfortably nod to the nonsensible shit their big ass spews out. They're the type of clowns that let citations do the arguing, not knowing one piece of information they're agreeing too.
Jesus, shut up.

[Babs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/CHUD.jpg

I mean do I really have to say much about this?

...chud

[Wiffles]

Isnt it time we removed the "HEY KGP4DEATH CAN YOU SEE THIS" part of this topic title? Its kinda getting old ^.^;

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was really, genuinely considering making a 10,000V (cartoon version) cake for the hell of it. I had visions of orange coconut.

I might still do it, I just have to be in the mood.

That would be the best cake ever.

[Colonel Flagg]

'sup Wiffy? :)

[Wiffles]

Life in the candy coated mean-streets is rough ^.^;

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

Me, I'm steppin to the AM

[Dimnos]

Isnt it time we removed the "HEY KGP4DEATH CAN YOU SEE THIS" part of this topic title? Its kinda getting old ^.^;


Willie said he was going to leave it up there for a year.

[Dimnos]

Did anyone watch the new Futurama episodes?

It was pretty underwhelming :(

I thought it was good. It wasnt fucking great or anything but it was good. Although I only watched the first one. I didnt catch the second one because I was on baby duty.

[Zhukov]

Hello Wiffles, how are you?


My best mate is working on Christmas Island for a month, so I went out this Friday night with some other guys hoping to have a good night anyway. I ended up at a casino for an hour watching someone play the pokies while I supped a free cup of tea :( waiting in vain for the chance to go somewhere better and let rip on the dance floor while wooing beautiful women.

[kahljorn]

This generation of kids are more than impressionable, they're a flock of shit looking for the next asshole to do their worthless talking so they can sideline themselves and comfortably nod to the nonsensible shit their big ass spews out. They're the type of clowns that let citations do the arguing, not knowing one piece of information they're agreeing too.

I read that in a COPS voice :(

[Dimnos]

What the hell are pokies and why were you not playing blackjack?

[Zhukov]

I was not playing anything, I was waiting around making fun of the unfortunates that waste their lives in there, before realising that I was in there wasting my life. There were so many pensioners there, and I think I saw a lady with a pram. I think you might call pokies slot machines.

http://images.whereilive.com.au/images/uploads/2009/02/02/8bf402673eb5cd220b3dd4ed9d21c1c5_resized.JPG

They give you free coffee or tea there though. I guess to keep people playing longer. When you win (I saw the guy I was waiting for 'win') they give you credits to keep playing rather than money. Wtf? What is the point of playing if you don't even win money?

[The Leader]

I mean do I really have to say much about this?

...chud
:lol Are you good at anything?

[Dimnos]

I was not playing anything, I was waiting around making fun of the unfortunates that waste their lives in there, before realising that I was in there wasting my life. There were so many pensioners there, and I think I saw a lady with a pram. I think you might call pokies slot machines.

Ah. Yeah slot machines or just slots. Whats a pram though? :lol


They give you free coffee or tea there though. I guess to keep people playing longer. When you win (I saw the guy I was waiting for 'win') they give you credits to keep playing rather than money. Wtf? What is the point of playing if you don't even win money?

Round these parts they dont stop at coffee and tea. They will give you free liquor if your playing. If your drunk you make dumb decisions and loose even more of your money to the casino. With the credits there should be a booth somewhere you can turn your credits/chips in for cash.

[Kitsa]

A pram is a stroller.

I spent a very bad couple days of my life in Atlantic City. Not only is the place a rat-infested shithole with nasty, sludge-y, filthy beaches, but the casinos were so very sad. There were many old people chain-smoking and wheeling oxygen tanks (???) (!!!) and they all had big keyrings full of plastic rewards cards that they plugged into the machines. When they won, they got little slips of paper that had to be turned in at an office for cash. I never won more than a few dollars.

Then I went to an arcade and shot a token down some sort of jackpot slot and it spit out a literal bucketful of tickets, and the workers were all mad at me when I turned the tickets in for some porcelain doll that was locked high in a case that signified it was unattainable.

See also:

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"Atlantic City Hookers: It Ain't E-Z Being a Ho" (NSFW)

[Fathom Zero]

I was watching the Comedians of Comedy and they all agreed on Atlantic City being the most sad and depressing place on Earth.

[Kitsa]

Oh, it is. As I left I vowed to never, ever, ever go back.

What do you think of the Atlantic City Hookers? Or are you at work and unable to watch?

[Babs]

:lol Are you good at anything?

So asks Louie Anderson's aborted fetus.

[The Leader]

All you can muster is fat jokes, huh? You know you can wait and come up with something better before you post, there's no time constraint.

[Kitsa]

fucking mall-hippies, why did you have to screw up columbus this weekend

[Dimnos]

Cant smoke a cig because it unprofessional. :lol

[Shrubfest]

Damn you Kitsa, I'm now sitting watching the other parts.

[Kitsa]

In one of the parts (and this is only from what I remember because I watched the whole thing through a long time ago), a hooker takes a guy into an abandoned building/crackhouse. I could see that very crackhouse from my hotel window when I was staying there. It was a weird, unpleasant sort of deja-vu.

[The Leader]

You should have dropped in to say hi.

[Babs]

All you can muster is fat jokes, huh? You know you can wait and come up with something better before you post, there's no time constraint.

I mean if all you get out of Louie Anderson is him being fat, then my chudish friend, you have a very limited perception.

p.s. I'm calling you dead weight, a waste (hence the aborted part of a failed glutton). Poor kid can't take a hint :(

[The Leader]

I never knew you had such a deep seated hatred for Louie Anderson or people who wear multiple t-shirts. :O

[Babs]

:notfunny

[The Leader]

This is just sad.

[The Leader]

Is this how you get people to stop writing mean things about you, you make them feel bad for you?

[Dimnos]

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/click-here-newspaper-article.jpg

The future is now!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:( I tried clicking a bunch of times before I got it.

[Kitsa]

I've heard of people who lose stuff on their desk and start moving around shit on their desktops to look for it.

[Fathom Zero]

That can't be real. THAT CAN'T BE REAL.

[kahljorn]

:lol lazy plagiarism?

[Fathom Zero]

My tics are acting up again. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

When I worked at blockbuster I had to write down a phone number for a customer. I copied the number with my mouse on the computer screen, then clicked paste and was looking at a sheet of paper wondering why the number did paste to it. Was a bit sleep deprived at the time but when I realized what I was trying to do I was just like "oh wow."

[Babs]

God damn cinemageddon blocked my IP address >:

[The Leader]

What did you do? :(

[Babs]

Probably because my username there was random letters and numbers thinking I was a spam bot. I was a VIP though and active for 4 years so most likely I must of pissed of an admin somehow. Guess I have to spam F5 until a new slot opens.

[RaNkeri]

¡ɥɐǝʎ ʞɔnɟ 'ǝɔıʌ ıɯɐıɯ

[Fathom Zero]

x1UoN79-8-o

[Kitsa]

I've had a very long weekend and can't go into specifics but I am considering whiskey and possibly therapy.

[Colonel Flagg]

Enough whiskey and the therapy becomes moot. ;)

[Colonel Flagg]

I spent a very bad couple days of my life in Atlantic City. Not only is the place a rat-infested shithole with nasty, sludge-y, filthy beaches, but the casinos were so very sad. There were many old people chain-smoking and wheeling oxygen tanks (???) (!!!) and they all had big keyrings full of plastic rewards cards that they plugged into the machines. When they won, they got little slips of paper that had to be turned in at an office for cash. I never won more than a few dollars.

How long ago?

Back in the mid '80's I attended a conference in AC. A whole bunch of us students crashed on the floor in a room at the Claridge, getting up whenever someone staggered in from having one too many. The stuff about oxygen tanks and rewards cards on the gaming floor brought back all the unpleasant memories.

The place being a rat-infested shithole was true for at least the previous 40 years - way before casino gambling was legalized.

Other than that, have a great time! :x

[Kitsa]

2003.

[Zhukov]

With the credits there should be a booth somewhere you can turn your credits/chips in for cash.
No they weren't chips or anything, you won digital credits that let you have another go pressing the 'play' button, no chance to cash them in or something like that. I suppose it was possible to win money/chips/whatever, but most people just win credits.

I don't really have to say it, but everything about these machines is designed to take your money and not give it back. Yet people still play them every single day of their lives until they are put in jail for unpaid taxes/bills. Insane.

[Kitsa]

I hate casinos. It was interesting to see, I guess, but it was depressing/frightening.

At least at arcades you get a bit of fun for the money, and can win nominal prizes every now and then.

[Pub Lover]

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[Colonel Flagg]

2003.

Nice to see things haven't changed.

[Tadao]

http://izismile.com/img/img3/20100625/640/daily_picdump_441_640_03.jpg

[Kitsa]

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE EFFECTIVE SEGUE!

http://www.gravesitemasters.com/Funny-Bone-Ticklers-C196.aspx

[Tadao]

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

DUde, it's like some number you have never heard before yet.

[Colonel Flagg]

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

DBH!

[Tadao]

I am formally requesting emoticons of smaller version of 10k's nightmare.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/th_DSCF2259.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/th_DSCF2264.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/th_DSCF2276.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/th_DSCF2277.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/th_DSCF2278.jpg

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/th_mailgooglecom.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

:lol times about 10,000

[Kitsa]

I like the last one best.

[Babs]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cam_whore

She's still in the learning process.

[Colonel Flagg]

I like the last one best.

Bill's expression screams "SOMEBODY SHOOT ME RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT!"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You will summon the beast with those.

[Pub Lover]

Amazing how fast good evenings go to shit.

Anyway, I was at a concert earlier this evening and some guy looked like Jake Busey and all I could think was I FOOKED UR MOM. And fuck you guys for ruining it for me :(
Yay! :domo
Oh hey guys I'm back from Fiji
WHAT COLOUR WERE THE HATS AT THE HOTDOG STAND :religiousdebate
Was he breeding horses with a sheep and cow? :eek
Isnt it time we removed the "HEY KGP4DEATH CAN YOU SEE THIS" part of this topic title? Its kinda getting old ^.^;
No! He hasn't learned his lesson. >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want an airhorn emoticon.

[Colonel Flagg]

Those photos made me go back and reread the "Defenestrate" thread.

Memories .... Like the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories
Of the way we were

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m104/rmkeeley/smiley-airhorn-1.gif

[Tadao]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/th_DSCF2259.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SON OF A BITCH

[Sam]

AIRHORN EMOTICON

[kahljorn]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m104/rmkeeley/smiley-airhorn-1.gif

the defenestrate the ex thread is just perfect now that 10kbghost's posts have airhorns at thebottom of them

[Kitsa]

I don't even know what the airhorn thing means and I'm too proud to google it

[kahljorn]

:lol
its one of 10kghosts infamous sex moves

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm at work so I won't be able to explain the airhorn till I get home. Someone else is more than welcome to give Kitsa the rundown. I may have only told a few people about it.

[Dimnos]

The short and skinny is that he had an airhorn at hand while bumping uglies with some girl. At some point after or before her "moment" he blasted her in the face with the horn. :lol At least thats how I remember the story going.

[Dimnos]

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/28/truffle-shuffle.jpg

[Sam]

THEY SHOULD HAVE USED A PICTURE OF THE FACE HE ACTUALLY MAKES WHEN HE DOES THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE.

THOSE FAGGOTS. >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The short and skinny is that he had an airhorn at hand while bumping uglies with some girl. At some point after or before her "moment" he blasted her in the face with the horn. :lol At least thats how I remember the story going.

Pretty close. It was during my moment...and with the crazy.

[Sam]

NO ONE DESERVED IT MORE.

NOW BILL NEEDS A VUVUZELA TO BLOW.

[The Leader]

:lol

[Tadao]

http://izismile.com/img/img3/20100628/640/the_women_of_640_26.jpg

[MarioRPG]

That is pure hawtness.

[Fathom Zero]

LwknFJpjl9g

[Kitsa]

I just made like 100 oreo balls for one office party and have to make another 300 or so for a party this weekend.

:(

[Zhukov]

I'm assuming you don't get paid for this either.

You need to stop agreeing to be a slave, Kitsa.

[Kitsa]

I got volunteered, and I'm trying to cheer myself up about it by regarding it as a compliment to my candy-making skillz.

it gets me through the day.

[Zhukov]

Claim expenses on tax, ask work for ingredients money.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm chewing on a SATA cable, guys. I've got a terrible habit.

[Zhukov]

You need to ween yourself onto LAN cables or something. You can do it.

[Guitar Woman]

someone teach me how the fuck the Substitution Method works

Don't laugh, either, I'm a medically certified mathematical retard and finding it humorous makes you an insensitive bastard

[kahljorn]

use your math skills to solve as far as you can for x or y and your answer will be something like x=2y+7 then you put that into the other equation which has a Y part so it ends up looking like 7(2y+7) +3y or some shit and then you can solve for y.

[Guitar Woman]

Man when the fuck am I ever gonna use this, ever

College is definitely a step-up from high school but god damn does math still suck a massive cock

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Seriously...you'll never fucking use college or even high school math except to tell someone you have an associate degree of something or some such. I'm a math/science major but with no diploma and since I don't have a piece of paper saying such I don't get shit.

[Fathom Zero]

I only need a semester of College Algebra.

I failed it the first time. :(

[Esuohlim]

Quit complaining you pussies

HERE'S YOUR MOTIVATION: Jobs that use math will make you a lot of money. If you suck at math you'll end up like Tadao with a vasectomy and a fused spine.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS

[Esuohlim]

I'm good at math and science, but I'm absolutely terrible at history, geography, social sciences, economics, english, reading comprehension, foreign languages, communcations, art, and having muscles >:

[Esuohlim]

YOU MSIED THE PAGE VRAK >madrolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Btw GW the Substitution method is when you get some nerd to take your tests for you in exchange for Miller Lite, you'll never get throuhg college if you don't learn the tricks >:

[Esuohlim]

:pagebrak

[Esuohlim]

>:

[Zhukov]

I'm good at math and science, but I'm absolutely terrible at history, geography, social sciences, economics, english, reading comprehension, foreign languages, communcations, art, and having muscles >:

Ha, that's quite a coincidence, since I am good at history, geography, social sciences, economics, English, reading comprehension, foreign languages, communications and art, but I suck at maths, science and having muscles. >:

[Esuohlim]

We need to find someone good at having muscles. Then we can be the I-Mock dream team :(

[executioneer]

AHEM

[Zhukov]

We need to find someone good at having muscles. Then we can be the I-Mock dream team :(

If we had a baby and it was a girl it would be pretty much perfect.

[Kitsa]

I only need a semester of College Algebra.

I failed it the first time. :(


You know, you might not be as big an idiot as you think. My mechanical engineer father and I were both trying to help Mr. Kitsa finish his only required semester of college Algebra a couple of years ago, and it was pretty wacky. They were doing some weird left-field shit that was making our heads spin. I don't know what crack they were smoking when they wrote his algebra text, but it may have been the same book you had.

We were all cocky about it, too, it was like OH YEAH PICK ALGEBRA THAT'S EASY, WE'LL HELP YOU.

It didn't help that that particular course was an online version and the instructor wanted you to "show your work" in some sort of absolutely fucked online fill-in-the-blank format that broke half the time and didn't fit your answers the other half.

[Pentegarn]

You know, you might not be as big an idiot as you think. My mechanical engineer father and I were both trying to help Mr. Kitsa finish his only required semester of college Algebra a couple of years ago, and it was pretty wacky. They were doing some weird left-field shit that was making our heads spin. I don't know what crack they were smoking when they wrote his algebra text, but it may have been the same book you had.

We were all cocky about it, too, it was like OH YEAH PICK ALGEBRA THAT'S EASY, WE'LL HELP YOU.

It didn't help that that particular course was an online version and the instructor wanted you to "show your work" in some sort of absolutely fucked online fill-in-the-blank format that broke half the time and didn't fit your answers the other half.

What you do in that situation is use a flip to record yourself typing in the answers, upload it to youtube, and posting the link to it in the 'show your work' box

[Zhukov]

I want to take online courses for things, but not if they are wacky.


Also, I got in the newspaper again for the 'street talk' segment, but I'm not posting a picture this time because I look like an utter, utter wanker. Plus my comment was raped to pieces and turned into what an idiot would say when asked if brothels should be legalised, rather than what an intelligent person would say. So there you go.

[Kitsa]

I was hoping to see what an utter, utter wanker would look like.

I hate talking to reporters for that very reason...they can take something completely out of context, piece something together, make it whatever they need it to be to prove whatever point they want to make, and they don't care if you look like a moron in the bargain.

[kahljorn]

you should take her article and write an article about what journalists with no journalistic integrity or objectivity would do.

i think one time i used the substitution method maybe when i was calculating a conversion for a reciple :(

[Fathom Zero]

http://consumerist.com/2010/06/mmm-cheerwine-filled-krispy-kreme-doughnuts.html

MUST FUCKING HAVE SOME

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/3991/cheerwinekrispykremes.jpg

[Zhukov]

I've had a Krispy Kreme doughnut only once. :( and Cheerwine looks like it would taste good, too.


I was hoping to see what an utter, utter wanker would look like.


They look like a smug prick with their chin tucked into his neck and half an open mouth.

[The Leader]

:lol I've got to see the picture now.

[Dimnos]

http://consumerist.com/2010/06/mmm-cheerwine-filled-krispy-kreme-doughnuts.html

MUST FUCKING HAVE SOME

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/3991/cheerwinekrispykremes.jpg


Arent you in Texas right now? Go to Shipleys mofo. :yum


Zhukov. If you dont want to show us the pic can you at least post what you said and what they printed?

[Colonel Flagg]

i think one time i used the substitution method maybe when i was calculating a conversion for a reciple :(

I use Algebra nearly every frigging day of my life. It's part of what I get paid to do. :themoreyouknow

[Dimnos]

GW. Three or five years from now when your cooking your own bathtub crack you will use all these pointless math skills.

[Zhukov]

:lol ^


I was asked if brothels should be legal in Tasmania, I replied that it's a difficult question that can't be answered easily and certainly needs a lot of investigation and research done before it is legalised, but it's not going to go away just because it's illegal, so I think it's better to have it regulated and under some sort of control than underground and unsafe to all involved.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF3094.jpg

I got a lot of morons at work asking me if I'd had bad experiences with brothels in the past etc etc.

[Tadao]

Quit complaining you pussies

HERE'S YOUR MOTIVATION: Jobs that use math will make you a lot of money. If you suck at math you'll end up like Tadao with a vasectomy and a fused spine.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS

That's only because I defied the asian gods.

[Colonel Flagg]

^^^ ... and you learned your lesson, right?

[Tadao]

Hell no. Math can soduko my balls

[Kitsa]

:pagebrak


Weird thing is, I'm sure I saw some documentary about legalized Australian prostitution (???)

[captain516]

Im in Argentina, biiiiiitches

[Zhukov]

Weird thing is, I'm sure I saw some documentary about legalized Australian prostitution (???)Not in TAS, SA, WA, or NT. i.e: the retarded states.
Im in Argentina, biiiiiitches

Really? Cool. Pictures.

[Kitsa]

Went to the Cheesecake Factory (http://www.thecheesecakefactory.com/#lobby) yesterday. The blonde chick on their website talks to you.

[Zhukov]

Cheesecake is probably one of my most favourite things in the world. Communism, sex, cheesecake... I don't want to put them in order but that's the top three that I can think of. So when I saw the link to the cheesecake FACTORY I immediately clicked it.


Within seconds of hearing that womans voice I closed the window.

[elx]

cheese cake factory is great if you like cheese cake and half cooked spaghetti noodles :(


I WISH GROWNUPS COULD ORDER OFF THE KIDS MENU :(

[Zhukov]

Why don't you just order it for them?

[elx]

IF WE HAD MATH TUDOR THRAD I COULD JUSTIFY SPOENDING MORE TIME HERE MAY-B

[Dimnos]

Spoending? At your age? Wow you kids really do grow up fast these days. :\

[Kitsa]

I warned you about her voice, zhukov :(

They have excellent cheesecake, although the portion size is out of control and they add some completely unnecessary whipped cream alongside the slice. I like their tamale cakes, which are presented in a sort of little cornhusk boat, but I figured out how to make them myself (and better, if I do say) so I don't go as often now.

They also load their food with MSG and you walk out of there with a heart thudding at odd patterns because of it.

Also, their bathroom layout sucks and I took a hard metal doorknob directly to the small of the back, with some force, as I was trying to change my daughter's diaper on the changing table. The person coming in didn't know the changing table was right behind the door, of course. I noted that in the survey (they bribe you to do surveys...they'll give you a $10 giftcard for completing a questionnaire about your visit).

[Zhukov]

I warned you about her voice, zhukov

You didn't warn me about her voice! You said a woman would talk to me! Add that to the promise of looking at pictures of cheesecake and I was almost losing my fingers with the speed of clickage. If you had said she was wearing a ushanka I would have had to travel through time to click any quicker.

Oh, and why the fuck would you put MSG in cheesecake? What the hell?

[Esuohlim]

IF WE HAD MATH TUDOR THRAD I COULD JUSTIFY SPOENDING MORE TIME HERE MAY-B

Math tutor thread? You and GW both? What's wrong with kids today >:

[Dimnos]

I was guessing she wanted to tutor GW in a math thread.

[Otto]

A homeless man kept following me yesterday, begging for cigarettes. I ended up throwing a whole pack at him and running away. I swear to god I saw bugs moving around in the guy's beard.

[Babs]

Looking in the back of your text books for the answers and telling kids does not qualify you as a math tutor.

[Kitsa]

If you had said she was wearing a ushanka I would have had to travel through time to click any quicker.

Oh, and why the fuck would you put MSG in cheesecake? What the hell?

I can arrange that, but I have to get back to my computer with the photoshop.

I don't know that the cheesecake has any MSG in it, but I know for sure that most of the food does.

[elx]

perhaps i just wanted to chillax in a thread with nerds talking about math since that's all i do everyday anyway >:

[Guitar Woman]

I use algebra all the time to calculate drug doses

therefore algebra should cease to be taught in schools because it promotes illegal behavior

[Dimnos]

Come on. Tell the truth. You want GW because you think you can change him with the ways of math.

[elx]

I use algebra all the time to calculate drug doses

d00d if you suck at math you prob. shouldn't do that :lol

[Esuohlim]

perhaps i just wanted to chillax in a thread with nerds talking about math since that's all i do everyday anyway >:

We can do that here, kiddo!

How do you feel about using the Gram-Schmidt method? Personally, I think orthonormaliziation is a waste of time!

And don't get me started on Laplace transforms >:

You fucking nerds >: >:

[Guitar Woman]

well, I'm good at algebra until about chapter five in the book

[Esuohlim]

Algebra is for 11-year-olds

[elx]

if you have placement testing you can just take the algebra subject one over and over again until you randomly end up with a score high enough to bypass the course entirely.

(thats what im doing with driving)

[Kitsa]

I always regarded algebra as an indicator of roughly how much bullshit you were willing to put up with in order to get what you want.

Which is basically how I looked at undergraduate study in general.

[Dimnos]

:pagebrak


Wow. That is EXACTLY how I look at English classes. :lol



Unrelated...

http://www.technohugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Question24.png

[The Leader]

Wow. That is EXACTLY how I look at English classes. :lol
We can tell.

[Tadao]

THE DR SAID I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND GAVE ME PILLS. FUCK YOU FAGHOLES TO HELL.

[Tadao]

I SHOULD HAVE PUT THAT IN THE SCIENCE AND HEALTH THREAD. FUCK.

[Dimnos]

You should probably get out and run more T. :\

[Dimnos]

Im sorry. That was wrong. :(

[Tadao]

All true :(

[Shrubfest]

Lol.

[Fathom Zero]

Savage, scourge, supply, and sanctify. So what?

[Kitsa]

I was in my neuro doctor's office yesterday and they asked what exercise I was getting, which is a wtf question because I'm in roughly the same boat as Tadao. So I told them I did what I could....walked and swam.

Then, later, they told me I was doing too much and should take it easy.

I asked, what the hell? Am I supposed to exercise or am I supposed to take it easy?

:(

[Kitsa]

I can arrange that, but I have to get back to my computer with the photoshop.

I don't know that the cheesecake has any MSG in it, but I know for sure that most of the food does.


Here you go Zhukov, although it seems to fit her big head a bit snugly.


http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/cheesecakefactorychick.jpg

[Tadao]

I was in my neuro doctor's office yesterday and they asked what exercise I was getting, which is a wtf question because I'm in roughly the same boat as Tadao. So I told them I did what I could....walked and swam.

Then, later, they told me I was doing too much and should take it easy.

I asked, what the hell? Am I supposed to exercise or am I supposed to take it easy?

:(

Mines been trying to get me to swim forever, I finally had a sunburn to show him.

[Esuohlim]

Sounds like your doctors are a couple of nappy-headed hos :lol

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[Guitar Woman]

How do brown people get sunburns?

[Dimnos]

Hes yellow.

[elx]

oh, do they? i dated a mocha style boy and he could only get sunburn around his nipples...

[Tadao]

Japs turn white when they stay out of the sun :(

[Fathom Zero]

They do get sunburned.

[Esuohlim]

I've become addicted to store-bought fresh salsa :( The kind that comes in the plastic containers, hell no to the jarred stuff.

Does anyone here make their own salsa? The only problem with store-bought is the sodium content (which isn't even that high anyway) but I figure homemade stuff probably tastes a lot better too.

I don't want any errant fluorine atoms creating reactions and poisoning my salsa >:

[Grislygus]

someone teach me how the fuck the Substitution Method works

Don't laugh, either, I'm a medically certified mathematical retard and finding it humorous makes you an insensitive bastard

i was always told that i had math "disabilities" by various child psychologists, psychiatrists, and school counselors

Then i got into college and discovered that math was fucking easy when you had decent teachers and hired a tutor that you got along with. THEN i discovered that only about one fifth of my fellow students could understand simple shit like logarithms and unreal numbers (even after having the subjects explained to them for an entire term), which has further confirmed my suspicion that child psychiatrists and their ilk are incompetent moneygrubbing drama queens

[Esuohlim]

Hey Gus, four posts since June 12. Let's step it up a little >:

[Fathom Zero]

It really does take good teachers. Math's as easy for me to learn as English was when I was a kid, it just needs to be taught properly.

That said, there's a reason why I'm an English major.

[Grislygus]

seriously, what the fuck kind of ingrate perscribes heavy pill cocktails to an eight year old based on GUESSWORK

"well, you see, we have this list full of symptoms, and your son has quite a few of them... not enough for any ACTUAL diagnosese, no, but since he's having trouble in school it's pretty clear to me that your son has ADD, various mood disorders, and based on his family history we're going to figure that he has manic depression, too. Oh, he doesn't have manic depression? You're wrong, the problem's probably just exhibiting itself in subtle ways that you're just too dense to notice. Now, we're going to mix and match various heavy medications to SEE IF THEY WORK, just in case. Take this chart home, and start making immediate notes if he begins acting abnormally or abruptly develops severe anger problems"

[Grislygus]

Hey Gus, four posts since June 12. Let's step it up a little >:

I'm working, going to school, and getting laid on a regular basis again. IT'S TOUGH, OKAY? I'M TRYING. NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND ME, I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN I'm going to run to my room and SLAM MY DOOR, DON'T TRY TO STOP ME

[Esuohlim]

I learned more math teaching myself from the book than I ever learned from all my shitty teachers and professors.

I mean, really GW, just literally rewrite the practice problems step by step. Once you've rewritten it, try doing the same practice problem again but just change one or two of the numbers. Then find the similar homework problems and follow the same steps. When it comes to math problems any idiot can learn and retain new shit by repeating problems over and over again until you can do the steps to the problem without thinking about it. It'll be tedious, but when it's time to take the test it should just be second nature by then.