I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You should put more clues up around the internet.

[Pub Lover]

No need for that. It is a very simple path. I think I am currently stalking his ex-wife. #saturdaynightforpub

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:WHATHAPPENEDTOTHEOTHERPAGEBRAK

You say all that, but you fail to mention "Looking at the fountain makes you feel better"


BLACKLICKULA

[Pub Lover]

I forgot the link to the other brak.

I now know what an Unlawful Detainer is thanks to Tadao's past. :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This jackass did not help me get any closer to the truth
3QTeaZ_ukBI

I don't know how you can talk about shooting a gun while sitting in front of one for 14 minutes and not shooting something with it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Fuck that guy and his ugly yellow rag of a shirt.

[Pub Lover]

Ton Ton's from Star Wars: Empire Strikes Bacl
At-At's (probably only the legs though)


That's already on the poster. And it's spelled Tauntaun.:x
Hey Canada, so is:
Cool Runnings
:rolleyes

[Tadao]

I forgot the link to the other brak.

I now know what an Unlawful Detainer is thanks to Tadao's past. :eek

Hahaha you found that eh? BTW I've moved Pub. Several times since that place.

[Pub Lover]

Which, Pinedale or Eureka? :eek

Haha,both. :lol :dunce ;)

[captain516]

http://hipsterhitler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/heilvetica.jpghttp://flic.kr/p/8zXdkS

[Tadao]

Which, Pinedale or Eureka? :eek

Haha,both. :lol :dunce ;)

Went from Eureka to Pindale to Santa Cruz to San Francisco to Ventura and now I'm in Los Angeles. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Lets see if anyone can catch up with all that put on a plate for them. :eek

[Jonathan Clement]

O HAI GAIZ

[Pentegarn]

BLACKLICKULA

I admit that was clever enough to make me :lol

[Pentegarn]

O HAI GAIZ

Real or hijacked account?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

GREAT CAESARS GHOST HE'S BACK.

[Jonathan Clement]

Real or hijacked account?

Real, but the lulz are over. I've given up trying to get revenge. I've decided to grow up.

[Guitar Woman]

ok

[Zhukov]

Piss off.

[captain516]

FUCK

[Fathom Zero]

So this horse walked into a bar.
Bartender said "why the long face?"
Horse said "I've got cancer."

[Tadao]

Real, but the lulz are over. I've given up trying to get revenge. I've decided to grow up.

Stop fooling yourself, you were never funny. It was fun to laugh at you, but only cause you're a sad sack of shit. Not because you are a funny guy.

[MLE]

Oh, and I'm backing up that whole thread on my harddrive, so if it ever does get deleted, i'll just try to upload it somewhere else.

Don't worry, I'll be more than happy to cite references! <3

[Tadao]

BACK
THAT
THREAD GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Chojin]

BEEF JERKY JERK OFF

[Esuohlim]

So this horse walked into a bar.
Bartender said "why the long face?"
Horse said "I've got cancer."

:(

[executioneer]

WAS IT LUNG CANCER FROLM SMOKING TOO MUCH, AND WAS IT A PONY

WAS HE A LITTLE HO(A)RSE

[executioneer]

BUDUM

[executioneer]

*PSSSH*

[MarioRPG]

And now... more cancer jokes.

[Esuohlim]

WHY DON'T THE OTHER SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC LIKE CANCER?

BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS CRABBY :(

[Tanuki]

I am having so much trouble with astronomy right now...none of the information is sticking, and even though my teacher says the answers to homework are in the book I never can find them...maybe it was a bad idea taking this as an 8 AM class. I feel like I understand, yet I don't.

Plus it doesn't help that two teachers are telling us "Get ready to work on your papers!' yet haven't decided on due dates for them yet.

[Guitar Woman]

WHY DON'T THE OTHER SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC LIKE CANCER?

BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS CRABBY :(

ahahaha

[Chojin]

I am having so much trouble with astronomy right now...none of the information is sticking, and even though my teacher says the answers to homework are in the book I never can find them...maybe it was a bad idea taking this as an 8 AM class. I feel like I understand, yet I don't.

Plus it doesn't help that two teachers are telling us "Get ready to work on your papers!' yet haven't decided on due dates for them yet.

idk what to tell you other than both my astronomy courses were online. i think i finally figured out how to use the starfinder by the end of the semester.

[Esuohlim]

Astronomy is easy Tanuki get your head in the game

[elx]

why was the vegetarian astronomer so sad? :(

it's cos he wanted something a little meteor

[Esuohlim]

Which star is the most easily frightened?

Arcturus, because he's always shaking in his Bootes :(

[Pub Lover]

So I had this dream that I was a cop & I spot this criminal couple, I arrest the girl before trying to take down the guy. Years pass & I eventually succeed in handcuffing him to a long chain, but he starts using it to whip me. Splitting in two I manage to pin him to a wall & then walk up behind him and put the chain around his neck. I slowly choke him, but just before he dies the girl tells us that the death sentence has been commuted. I let him go, assuming he'd want to go be with the girl or something, but he jumps me and starts bashing my head against a rock. Partially stunned, I pull out my gun and kill him. Instead of wondering why I didn't just shoot him before, I curl up on the ground and weep as the girl wails. There should be a thread for dreams and stuff. See ya later, Chaps.

[Tadao]

why was the vegetarian astronomer so sad? :(

cause he caught cancer

[Kitsa]

I laughed at the cancer jokes. But I'm allowed. It's like the N word but for cancer patients.

[Fathom Zero]

o wait

[Otto]

They opened a Michael's in my town. Now I don't have to drive for an hour and a half to buy ink and paper. Now if I could just find a place that sold pen nibs.

[Kitsa]

They don't? I've never bought art supplies there but I remember the paint section not being too bad.

Surprisingly the best serious art supply store around here is Crafts 2000. Half of the store is devoted to hokey florals and basketry, but the other half is really nice professional stuff. That's where I went when I was getting ready for the gallery thing last summer.

[Zhukov]

Just fought a white-tailed spider in my bed, I caught it but it escaped, then I lost it. When I found it again it came at me and I hit it with a sock (was putting it on to protect my feet from it) then I sprayed it with pyrethrum and trapped it under a glass. Should be dead by tomorrow.

They scare me because they cause severe pain when they bite you, along with vomiting, nausea, headaches and (allegedly) necrosis.

[Kitsa]

Those are ugly buggers :(

We have yellow sac spiders here who cause similar problems with their bite. In the past few years there's been quite a surge in their population and I've found them everywhere from corners of ceilings to cat litterboxes to plants in the garden (just as I was about to pick a vegetable). They unnerve me because they're smallish and pale and it's easy to miss them.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I had this dream where Milhouse opened a fake account called Hokus Pokus Jokus with thishttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/Great_milenko.jpg for his avatar. He wrote a music review about the Great Milenko and gave it a -50,000 out of 5 pickle score. ICP then read his review and decided to quit music forever.

Make it so.

[Kitsa]

so it was a good dream.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It was a cream dream.

[Otto]

They don't? I've never bought art supplies there but I remember the paint section not being too bad.

The paint section at this one is pretty good. I'm terrible at painting, but I'm going to pick up a set of cheap oils to try practicing some more. When I meant they don't sell nibs, I meant that they don't sell boxes of single kinds, just sampler sets like "Speedball Sketching set." The only place I can find multipacks of crow quills are embarassing websites that sell anime shit and are catering to those annoying I WANNA DRAW MY OWN ANIME kids.

E: MOTHERFUCKER!
:pagebrak

[elx]

why was the vegetarian astronomer so sad? :(

cause he caught cancer

i dont get it :(

[Tadao]

Odds are that you will :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:(

[Colonel Flagg]

:\

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

y'all should get in this here ventrilo, as we're chilling and conversing

barium.typefrag.com
Port 49515

[Kitsa]

I haven't used ventrilo in years and don't plan to start again anytime soon, but I don't think you were talking to me.

[Guitar Woman]

I was, sure

[elx]

IF I TALK TO YOU WILL YOU GIVE ME ADMIN PRIVILEGES AND ALLOW ME TO GLOBALLY MUTE WHOMEVER I PLEASE AT ANYTIME I DESIRE FOR HOWEVER LONG I SEE FIT?

[Guitar Woman]

no, since it's not my vent

[Kitsa]

Fuck you, youtube and fearnet, for tacking this completely inappropriate ad onto sesame street clips. It took me 5 minutes to get my kid calmed down after this popped up.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/damnyoufearnet.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

That's a funny mental image.

[Dr. Boogie]

NoScript

[Kitsa]

I griped to youtube, but their "help forum" people mainly just said that youtube should never be used by anyone under 13.

Yet, http://www.youtube.com/user/SesameStreet

[Tadao]

If I were a tech, I would recommend that you find a youtube like service that is child specific and as youtube is a free service to the viewer, you and your child could go eat a dick.

[Kitsa]

I have a standing recommendation for you to go eat a dick.

[Fathom Zero]

One of the networks Sesame Street comes on should have full episodes available online, by now.

[Sam]

YOU CAN ALL GO EAT DICKS

[Tadao]

http://www.opencollection.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/squeez_bacon.jpg

[Dimnos]

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

[Dimnos]

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

[Dimnos]

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

[Sam]

Eat dickers. :rolleyes

[executioneer]

d. tickers

[Pub Lover]

http://www.der-deutsche-spock.de/pics/williamanimation.gif

[The Doctor]

Mr. Brown (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000233/): Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0120483/): How many dicks is that?
Mr. White (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000172/): A lot.

[Fathom Zero]

I've decided I don't want to be friends anymore with people that seriously wear hoodies. They're fucking stupid looking.

[Zhukov]

I like them.

Just not on 12 year olds that hang around kebab shops in packs of a dozen or more.

[kahljorn]

hi

[Kitsa]

I have two hoodies but don't wear them much because t-shirts and sweatshirts make girls with big boobs look fat.

You have to wear things that zip and v-necks and things like that, like an explanation..."No, see, it's just boobs."

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There's a difference though for people who SERIOUSLY WEAR hoodies.

[Kitsa]

I guess I don't know what that means then.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Like those gangsters that roll around with their hoodies up and they have skeleton heads on the side with bling bling.

As opposed to wearing a hoodie to be warm and comfortable.

[Kitsa]

oh ok

most stores here have signs saying you can't come in with a hoodie on. One cigarette store I saw said no ski masks, which left me wondering if it was really that big of a problem.

[Tanuki]

So I had a mishap on the way to class today. I saw a car backing up into the street I was walking up, so I decided to step over a small ledge to get to class and get out of his way. However, i stumbled, slamming my elbow and my knee. It hurt like hell, and for some reason I had trouble breathing for a few minutes despite just having a few scrapes. What the hell happened? Was I in shock or something? Anybody know?

[Fathom Zero]

An increased flow of adrenaline might do that, but I'm talking out of my ass. Coulda been in shock. You must have a very weak tolerance for pain.

[Zhukov]

Hmm, sounds to me like you are a big wuss. Could be wrong.

[Kitsa]

Probably overanalyzed it at the time and hyperventilated a little during the self-assessment. Unless you're very fragile, in which case you might want to get checked out. Are you breathing ok now?

[Colonel Flagg]

You could have dinged a nerve - I've done it - in either your knee or your elbow. When that happens, it can affect your autonomous functions, but usually it's only temporary.

Of course, it also could be cancer.

[executioneer]

its lupis :doctorhosemd

[Tadao]

BETTER CHECK YOUR TEMPERATURE WITH MY MEAT THERMOMETER.

[elx]

it's called having the wind knocked out of you, it frequently happens to clumsy folks. durrr.

[elx]

SO I HEAR CALIFORNIA IS GONNA BLOW UP

[Tanuki]

Yes, I have a low tolerance for pain. I'm breathing fine now. I thought you could only get the wind knocked out if you if you hit your stomach; I only hit my knee and elbow. I probably did ding a nerve. Thanks, guys.

[Tadao]

Blow up in what way?

[elx]

you know how there was that gas line explosion? well that wasn't the whole thing. there's still a bunch of it running through residential areas and the warning sign for the explosion is smelling the gas leak - which they are smelling again. they just evacuated an elementary school. if the one continues to set off it could trigger other incidents which could be disastrous.

[Tadao]

Well if your gonna use that as an example, you might as well say the U.S.A is gonna blow up.

[Fathom Zero]

omg the U.S. is gonna die :(

[Tadao]

Today is the last day that I will be in my 30's! Horrray, I'll be middle aged tomorrow!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I thought you were going to explode today because you're in California.

[Tadao]

Yeah, my jizz all up in my GF's coochie.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HOW DARE YOU! THEN WE MIGHT HAVE TWINS.

[Tadao]

Not me. I took care of that a long time ago.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It can grow back. Maybe for your birthday.

[Colonel Flagg]

Today is the last day that I will be in my 30's! Horrray, I'll be middle aged tomorrow!

Celebrate by drinking Martini's and listening to Frank Sinatra.

[Tadao]

How about Vodka on the rocks and a blow job?

[executioneer]

buy a sportscar

[Dimnos]

If he had that kind of cash he would be on a bender.

[Tadao]

TRIP TO MEXICO FOR CODEINE AND VIAGRA!

[Kitsa]

I read codeine and vagina, which would probably be equally apt.

[Tadao]

Her vagina is gonna need codeine. ;)

[elx]

when california explodes does i-mockery disappear

[Sam]

How about Vodka on the rocks and a blow job?

FORGET THE ROCKS, TAKE YOUR TEETH OUT, AND WE HAVE A DEAL.

[Esuohlim]

when california explodes does i-mockery disappear

The switch over the new server is going to trigger the explosion :eek

[Esuohlim]

A NEW STELLA HAS BEEN OUT FOR A YEAR AND I DIDN'T KNOW? >:

xdby-GkQlg0

[Fathom Zero]

Some cunty fuck removed some of my posts from a forum because I wasn't keeping with a discussion.

Just another thing I hate about other people & places that makes me love I-Mockery soooo much. :love

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You know, I tried watching some episodes of Stella again and I almost couldn't sit through them.

[Tadao]

I couldn't sit through them. The stand up was better.

[Fathom Zero]

http://ttmethod.com/

wot

[The Doctor]

As I have read through this thread I had trouble figuring out the general theme but I do believe it is for a general rant about stuff like..... assholes who go to sporting events and sit in the wrong seats, not the ones who just want a better seat I mean the dumbasses who get a wrong row or section and then it causes everyone in front of you to stand up in the middle of the game as they have a discussion or argument about who is right or until the usher comes down. To all those fucktards our local hockey rink only holds just over 7000 learn how to read a ticket! I only go to Fenway park once a year and for the past 19 years I have never sat in the wrong seat. It happened several times last night I am assuming most hockey fans are a little dimwitted, not all but most.

[executioneer]

this is the chatroom thread, the first rulea bout chatroom thread is there is no rules

the second rule is EVIL ROBOT RULES

[MarioRPG]

Third rule is no outside alcohol on the premises.

[Fathom Zero]

the fourth rule is EVIL ROBOT RULES

[Fathom Zero]

AND FUCK YOU MLE, FOR GIVING ME AN INFRACTION

FACE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Pub Lover]

this is the chatroom thread, the first rulea bout chatroom thread is there is no rules
Bullcrap! This is the Post Fight Thread. Everyone post as fast as you can so we can get to 20 pages! :eek

[Sam]

YEAH LET'S POST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD.

[Fathom Zero]

37 steps ahead of you, buddeh

[captain516]

I wish someone would invite me to ffffound.

[Fathom Zero]

Found Footage Festival?

[MLE]

AND FUCK YOU MLE, FOR GIVING ME AN INFRACTION

FACE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That was a warning, not an infraction, you dolt.

[captain516]

Found Footage Festival?
Nah, it's this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiElEQxGsdw

[Fathom Zero]

YELLOW CARDS STILL HURT, MLE

[MarioRPG]

So I have to teach a 50 minute health class to the developmentally challenged students tomorrow. :(
Not looking forward to pulling that out of the air.

[Tadao]

What topics and what age students?

[kahljorn]

prolly stuff like dont stick things too far up your nose and retarded years old

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I didn't know that was a demographic.

[Kitsa]

My 30+ year old bird died this morning :(

[The Leader]

I'm sorry for your loss.

[MarioRPG]

Tadao: They are 14 - 17, probably mentally around 8 - 11. Teaching hygiene.

But it was actually postponed until tomorrow! So now I can plan a little anyway.

[Kitsa]

The Leader...it's ok, he was really fucking old and mean and senile to boot. I'd like to think he would have killed us first if he'd gotten the chance.

[Tadao]

Tadao: They are 14 - 17, probably mentally around 8 - 11. Teaching hygiene.

But it was actually postponed until tomorrow! So now I can plan a little anyway.

They need to wash P.T.A.

Pussy/Penis
Tits
Ass

Hope that helps.

[Zhukov]

I haven't washed tits in over a year now :\

[Tadao]

Gain some weight :(

[Kitsa]

I started work on my Halloween stuff last night. Depressingly, it looks like less than it is, and I lack funds to do anything bigger.

I've got some tweaking to do on the Zombie Barbie Garden, but it'll get done.

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/runkenrun.gif

[MarioRPG]

Well, the teaching went off well. I was all like here, colour in this sheet, yo. And that took a good 15 min so yeah.

Zombie barbies is awesome.

[Tadao]

Are you a teacher? My GF is a 1st grade teacher for a private school. She's looking into getting credentials to teach the challenged kids and to switch over to public.

[Kitsa]

The zombie barbies were a project with the neighborhood kids...got a lot of cheap barbies and we all painted them a la robot chicken. That's how I found out a little neighbor girl likes to steal my paint.

[The Doctor]

In Ontario do you guys have full inclusion in the classroom or partial or none? Here in New Brunswick, in my district anyways we have full inclusion. It can be good at times, but sometimes when including all we exclude other children it is hard to make a good balance. We do have life skills classes but for the most part everyone is lumped in together. I have only taught in public system and never had the opportunity for the life skills classes. Also the zombie barbies are sweet! We just bought a new house and are not sure what the kids are like in this neighborhood so it makes it sketchy to put stuff out, vandals and such.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/deer_pic_4.jpg

Full inclusion? I don't get that term. That would mean that some schools practice exclusion?

[The Doctor]

At one time there was special programs or classes that some students lets say with autism or extreme fetal alcohol disorder could attend instead of regular public schooling, but now they have full integration policies in our school districts in NB, the inclusion act so all children are together, tho some have special programs that are put in place within the classroom which can reek some havoc upon the teachers taking away from the needs of other students, like I said some good and some bad points.

[Tadao]

Fucking Nazis

[Kitsa]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_T4

[MarioRPG]

Are you a teacher? My GF is a 1st grade teacher for a private school. She's looking into getting credentials to teach the challenged kids and to switch over to public.
No, I'm studying to be a nurse and this is my child health placement.

We do have life skills classes but for the most part everyone is lumped in together.
This is officially labeled a "Life Skills Class". The children all have various disorders, Down's, Autism, and others I'm sure. They are the only students in the class, but are integrated with the rest of the school for some events (ie parts of football games, lunches...) depending on what they can handle.

[captain516]

nvU9mvDyi0o
God I fucking love Brad Neely.
LOT TOOK HIS DE-SEXING STICK AND HE WAVED IT AROUND MOST UNSEXILY.

[The Doctor]

This is officially labeled a "Life Skills Class". The children all have various disorders, Down's, Autism, and others I'm sure. They are the only students in the class, but are integrated with the rest of the school for some events (ie parts of football games, lunches...) depending on what they can handle.

Very similar to the life skills class I have seen, they are included and school assemblies and other activities that promote interaction type skills.

[Dimnos]

Do you teach special ed Doc? Kids who do the full inclusion down here get their own teachers assistant assigned to them so they arent taking so much of the actual teachers time pulling them away from their other students.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/hispanicpotbucks.jpg

[executioneer]

"pot bucks"?

[Kitsa]

potfarm, one of those facebook games.

[Fathom Zero]

lol

[executioneer]

that is possibly the most racist thing i've seen this year

[Kitsa]

http://newstalkradiowhio.com/localnews/2010/09/feds-bust-two-ohio-pot-megafar.html

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Eleven Mexican nationals were arrested Monday after a three-month investigation into marijuana megafarms. Attorney General Richard Cordray says some of those farms have shown up in Ohio, and farms in Logan and Muskingum counties have been busted.



The U.S. Marshal has custody of the Mexicans, and they made an appearance before a federal magistrate in Dayton federal court.
The investigation started in June after two hunters came across a field of pot near Zanesfield.


The 11 Mexicans face charges of conspiracy to cultivate over 100 marijuana plants. They could get anywhere from five to 40 years in jail if convicted.
Investigators say the pot seized from the megafarms would have been worth about $5 million.

[The Doctor]

Do you teach special ed Doc? Kids who do the full inclusion down here get their own teachers assistant assigned to them so they arent taking so much of the actual teachers time pulling them away from their other students.

No just regular elementary, we have TAs as well, but usually only one per class (for inclusion kids) if at all. I have bounced between grades and Phys Ed over the last couple years but always elementary (k-5 here). At the moment the TAs are in contract negotiations and are doing a work to rule as oppose to an all out strike.

[Dimnos]

Are various posts disappearing and then reappearing later for other people or is it just me?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Its the old servers ghost.

[Esuohlim]

Are various posts disappearing and then reappearing later for other people or is it just me?

IT IS A FRIGHTENING ORDEAL

[MLE]

marijuana megafarms.

What's with all the hate on Farmville.

[Kitsa]

I used to play it with/for family members who needed a neighbor, I just couldn't take how demanding it got. I had people wanting me to send them nails and sheep and everything all the time, people were sending me notes that started out with some fake salutation or concern and then quickly got to the real farmville business, and I'd just had a baby and it was all a bit too much.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Isn't Farmville just Harvest Moon + Ad Campaign?

[Zhukov]

How in the flipping heck do you arrest someone for growing dope on facebook? It's political correctness gone mad.

[Fathom Zero]

Zhukov, is Uluru worth seeing?

[executioneer]

How in the flipping heck do you arrest someone for growing dope on facebook? It's political correctness gone mad.
i don't think it was facebook pot

[elx]

YES! FINALLY I HAVE CAUGHT UP TO THE PRESENT.

[The Leader]

Or is it the future?

[MarioRPG]

Blowin' my mind man

[Colonel Flagg]

YES! FINALLY I HAVE CAUGHT UP TO THE PRESENT.

Hello! We're glad you made it!

[Grislygus]

HELLO EVERYBODY

HI, DOCTOR NICK

[Fathom Zero]

I'm thinking of learning C#. I'm probably not going to.

[Zhukov]

Zhukov, is Uluru worth seeing?
Never seen it, but I think yes. Don't climb it.


Willie; was joke.

[Chojin]

i had a dream that fathom zero was being an outrageous faggot on these boards and i kept banning him and he kept somehow getting around it and taunting me

[Esuohlim]

I'm thinking of learning C#. I'm probably not going to.

That's a tough chord to learn!

[Fathom Zero]

This time, the dream is for real.

FREDO KREIGER

[Babs]

DON'T YOU MEAN D FLAT!

[Fathom Zero]

http://audioporncentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Cee-Lo-Fuck-you-rhythm-scholar-extended-remix.mp3

[Guitar Woman]

what's crackalackin', yo?

[Dr. Boogie]

Despite speculations that the band named themselves after the film with the same title, it was actualized that they were formed before the film was released. They have explained that their band name is based on an anti-materialistic mindset and derived their name from the novel, The Devil Wears Prada. At the time of naming the band, the members assumed that the novel included anti-materialism as its moral, until later discovering that the novel did not feature this as its message at all. Despite making this mistake, the band members refused to change the name and decided that they created a new meaning behind the title "The Devil Wears Prada", within the terms of it being their band name.

Someone pointed this out to me a little while ago. Dumb is naming your band after a book you haven't read. Beyond dumb is sticking with that name even after learning that it doesn't mean what you thought it meant.

[Babs]

Dumb is naming yourself after that shitty band and coming to this site.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=9590

[captain516]

UzzZa5o1q5k
I thought this was kinda cool :eek

[executioneer]

aw i thought they were supposed to make it into a full feature. also lol @ including the "THIS VIDEO IS A CRIME" message :lol

[Kitsa]

This fucking house eats fucking lightbulbs like fucking candy >:

I just went out into the garage to get a fresh bulb and tripped over a fucking box because the lightbulb out there blew just as I turned it on.

>:

[executioneer]

have you tried compact fluorescents

[Kitsa]

One, it was shorter-lived than I thought it should be. I was thinking about those LED ones. Obviously this house is shittily wired; would an LED blow as easily as an incandescent?

[executioneer]

it shouldn't? LEDs are hell of difficult to destroy usually

[Kitsa]

Next payday I'll get some and see how it goes. For a while I was trying an experiment where I wrote the date of the bulb change on the bulb with a sharpie, but that only succeeded in pissing me off.

[Shyandquietguy]

Definitely get LEDs. They're solid state electronics made for stopping current in one direction so they'll last a hell of a lot longer. As for the shitty wiring blowing shit up, the only concern I'd have for the LED bulb would have to be the rectifier bridge, it's used to prevent the other half of the house AC from being blocked but I highly doubt it'll be affected since it's not made to resist the electricity at all.

If it does get damaged, expect to see some LED's on the bulb being half as bright or going out all together.

[Tadao]

You should have the Electric Co come out and check your wiring. Sometimes it's a free service. If you own the house you might not want to as you might have to fix it right away.

[The Doctor]

Cause they could help....

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee443/Patrick_Whitaker/electriccompany.jpg

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

This isn't 4Chan Dr. Meme

[Fathom Zero]

dSbYWbTXJfo

[Kitsa]

One time I was babysitting a little korean girl and her parents had rented a movie for her to watch without knowing that it contained a scary character in a white mask and she flipped out and when they got home she screamed WHITE PEOPLE ARE SCARY and that was one hell of a thing to get out of.

[Esuohlim]

I really really hate OxBlood's avatar, but since he only ever posts in like one thread I guess I can't get too mad :\

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

dSbYWbTXJfo
:love

[executioneer]

I really really hate OxBlood's avatar, but since he only ever posts in like one thread I guess I can't get too mad :\
that's why i have him on ignore :( A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE ON IGNORE JUST BECAUSE OF AVATARS :(

[Kitsa]

I forget OxBlood's avatar. I guess I'll have to look it up.

Edit: oh. I guess anime avatars are all the same to me.

[Tadao]

You can always just Ad Block their avatar. :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

man, fuck insomnia :(

[Guitar Woman]

Ambien.

[executioneer]

You can always just Ad Block their avatar. :rolleyes
yeah but being on ignore reminds me to be annoyed at the person for having a stupid avatar

i still read most of the posts people on my ignore list make anyways

[Ex Leper]

Rest in peace Greg Giraldo. :tear

[Esuohlim]

Rest in peace Greg Giraldo. :tear

Holy shit, seriously? lol to the max

[Tadao]

HAHAHAHA ARNIE OUT LIVED HIM.

[The Doctor]

Wow, didnt think I would wake up to that, lol to the Arnie comment.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Rest in Peace Tony Curtis.

[Phoenix Gamma]

I just got my very first driving citation a few minutes ago. I haven't felt this shitty since that one report card back in high school :(

6 years is a pretty good run I guess :\

[Fathom Zero]

Hahahahahahahaha

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I just got my very first driving citation a few minutes ago. I haven't felt this shitty since that one report card back in high school :(

6 years is a pretty good run I guess :\

What was it for?

[kahljorn]

tonight i was playin some videogames at like 3 in the morning and all of a sudden i heard this SccreeeeeECHHHHHHHH from inside the house somwhere and it scared the shit out of me :(

then i looked at myfan and it was all smoking :O

[Phoenix Gamma]

What was it for?
Speeding on a highway at 1:30 AM

Oh, and not wearing a seatbelt, but that was after he pulled me over. I put it on when he went to his car to write me up and he just took the speakerphone and say "YEA I SAW THAT SEATBELT VIOLATION BUDDY". I just gave him a thumbs up cause he was taking forever and I wanted to go home.

[Dimnos]

The last two tickets I got were for going 50 on the on ramp. :(

[Phoenix Gamma]

AND WHY DO COPS HAVE TO BE DICKHEADS. I KNOW I WAS SPEEDING JUST GIVE ME MY TICKET YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A JERK ABOUT IT. AND STOP YELLING AT ME IT'S 1:30AM THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY OTHER CARS MAKING NOISE.

EVEN WHEN I ASK A COP FOR DIRECTIONS, THEY'RE ALWAYS DICKS TO ME. "Excuse me officer I'm not familiar with this area. I'm looking for such and such place." "YEA WHATEVER IT'S OVER THERE FUCKHEAD LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN GO BACK TO STANDING HERE OKAY."

In retrospect, I don't think he called me fuckhead, but it was something along those lines :(

[elx]

i need ichat friends

[elx]

is this forum slowing down or am i just visiting more often?

[elx]

what do you guys do all day for amusement??

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Speeding on a highway at 1:30 AM

Bad times.

The last two tickets I got were for going 50 on the on ramp. :(

lol, really? What jerks.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

what do you guys do all day for amusement??

Work.

[Tadao]

Masturbate

[Phoenix Gamma]

Make deposits in the Spank Bank.

[elx]

man :( i was watching cnn while i was doing schoolwork and they were talking about this open-source study project and i thought it sounded neat so i googled it and registered to it. a second later they pull up the website on that big giant screen and i am the latest member and my name/email is right there at the top and the cnn guy has his elbow up to it :( :( :(

[elx]

i feel so violated :(

[Fathom Zero]

Now you're famous!

[elx]

i always hoped to be remembered as the girl that just joined the MIT calculus group

[elx]

boys should get maternity leave also

[executioneer]

i wish i could get a maternity-leave type thing for when new videogames come out

[The Doctor]

My only ticket was in Maine, so it didnt go against my driving record or insurance because I am Canadian, but the state trooper was hardcore, major asshole, his big line was you know we have moose in these woods (I was on the I95) all I wanted to say was really, man Im from Canada never seen one before. Then a month later I recieved a letter saying that If I was caught speeding in the state of Maine over the next year I would lose driving privileges of driving in Maine.

[Tadao]

WTF are you complaining about? Stay in Canada if it's so fucking great.

Oh hey guys, I entered another country and broke a law, and the the officer had the nerve to explain to me why it was a dangerous thing to do, even though he has to pull the dead bodies off the road when they hit a moose at high speeds. Being from Canada I should know what a moose can do to me in a collision, but I'm just gonna ignore it and think that the guy is insulting my intelligence, even though I clearly show none. How dare they tell me that I can't break the law in their country, I'm not even from there so I should be exempt.

[Colonel Flagg]

boys should get maternity leave also

They already do.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

boys should get maternity leave also

Only MEN get it. You can get FMLA but you don't get paid. :(

i wish i could get a maternity-leave type thing for when new videogames come out

I'd vote for you if you were a politician.

My only ticket was in Maine, so it didnt go against my driving record or insurance because I am Canadian, but the state trooper was hardcore, major asshole, his big line was you know we have moose in these woods (I was on the I95) all I wanted to say was really, man Im from Canada never seen one before. Then a month later I recieved a letter saying that If I was caught speeding in the state of Maine over the next year I would lose driving privileges of driving in Maine.

lol, what a privelage.

[Fathom Zero]

smokin' realism up in this bitch

[The Doctor]

Being from Canada I should know what a moose can do to me in a collision, but I'm just gonna ignore it and think that the guy is insulting my intelligence, even though I clearly show none. How dare they tell me that I can't break the law in their country, I'm not even from there so I should be exempt.

Wow dude you need to chill I didn't state I should be exempt. was just adding my story about dickhead police officers much like someone did earlier, simply because I had none involving Canadian ones does not mean they are any different. So thank you for showing intelligence in your post just like the red neck American cop I ran into.

[The Doctor]

lol, what a privelage.

I thought it was pretty cool myself, although the fine kinda sucked to pay, the Canadian dollar was really shitty at the time in comparison to the American one.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:goodoledays

[Tadao]

Wow dude you need to chill I didn't state I should be exempt. was just adding my story about dickhead police officers much like someone did earlier, simply because I had none involving Canadian ones does not mean they are any different. So thank you for showing intelligence in your post just like the red neck American cop I ran into.

No, what you did was complain that a U.S. trooper schooled you on something any dumb ass from Canada should have already known. Since you were so fucking embarrassed by your idiocy, you then changed the story into how he was a major asshole. It's ok though, I hope you hate Americans cause that would keep you fagots on your side of the border.

[Guitar Woman]

I feel like this website has turned into an internet old folk's home in the last year or so

[MLE]

Yeah, there are still some ornery residents, but everyone regards them as harmless.

[The Leader]

Tadao hits me sometimes.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Are Shonen Knife worth going to see?

[WhiteRat]

Shows your moves, Q-Ball!

GO Q-BALL! GO Q-BALL! GO Q-BALL!