I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[terrva]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/375369763_38916afab3_o.jpg

Everybody is gay for Bridget.

[liquidstatik]

http://www.mensuas.com/catalog/Bulge01.gif

well THAT page was digusting

this page will rock >:

[liquidstatik]

other than ellen page

[Zomboid]

I really didn't think I'd agree with you, but yeah, that was pretty fucking disgusting. These forums are steadily going downhill. Thanks, metrosexuals! :D

[Chojin]

No, thank YOU, Carnivore.

[ElPila666]

HI ERIC! :rock

[executioneer]

No, thank YOU, Carnivore.

oh no you di'in

[ElPila666]

WILLIE!!!

[Zomboid]

:gigh

[ElPila666]

wHAT'S UP zOMBOID

[ElPila666]

I really didn't think I'd agree with you, but yeah, that was pretty fucking disgusting. These forums are steadily going downhill. Thanks, metrosexuals! :D

http://www.mediafire.com/?gbjt28tt9d1

[Guitar Woman]

I know if I were surrounded by people who annoyed me I'd sit around whining about it instead of leaving

[Chojin]

Maybe he gets paid to post here.

By Microsoft.

SUDDENLY IT ALL COMES INTO FOCUS :eek

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[bigtimecow]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4585/mybanner47d1b3aa18f59uh1.jpg

lol

[liquidstatik]

freckled are gross but i'd let her suck my d*ck

[liquidstatik]

&& those sites never work ;_;

[liquidstatik]

GHB wrks :eek

[Guitar Woman]

I think she's cute ;_;

[liquidstatik]

http://tablefork.net/dny/sluts/1205516676480.jpg

theese grls are way hotter :x

[liquidstatik]

i could stare at thoseee asses all day

[Guitar Woman]

yeesh

[Grislygus]

Cheap gutter trash, all of them






http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/175008Cyd-Charisse-Posters.jpg


Yesssssssss

[Grislygus]

Class, baby




And legs

[Emu]

this thread is not safe for work anymore :|

[Grislygus]

How come the very latest in classy, laboriously intimate studio photography makes every Jessica Alba/Kiera Knightly/{Insert useless hot celebrity here} look like a top dollar whore, and yet every Marylin Monroe/Cyd Charisse photo has them totally slutting over everything and still looking refined?

[Grislygus]

Well, maybe Marilyn wasn't all that classy, but Cyd Charisse :love


Whoops, page brak

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/stripedhyena_cjr.jpg

[Grislygus]

MINE, BITCH


I KILLED THIS THING HERE

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/notafaerietale/ohmygod4wn.jpg

[Grislygus]

How passe'.

[RaNkeri]

tres' oui :posh

[Grislygus]

What is this, moon language


I speak American, pal

[Tadao]

http://www.movietreasures.com/SigPix/04b/b017_loren.jpg

Humana humana

[liquidstatik]

oh sh*t she has something growing out o fher chest :eek

[Grislygus]

Chestburster :eek


Or is that chestbuster? I can never remember. I haven't played AVP in forever

[RaNkeri]

AVP2 was the shit

Although I never had the balls to play past the few first levels as a Marine :(

[Xydexx]

Heh, I guess weirdos are always on the defense.
Meh. Could be I just have better things to do with my time.

[Grislygus]

Can it, dweeb

[Grislygus]

SO why the fuck do they cut out the music videos whenever anyone puts Beavis and Butthead episodes online? even mtv, for chrissakes

[Pub Lover]

i could stare at thoseee asses all day

Me too.

Ass man since small times.

[Evil Robot]

I have to go to Iowa on Monday to walk around the Pella windows plant and tell them how to do thier job. My question is, what the fuck is Iowa? One person told me Iowa is a large home depot parking lot, another told me Iowa is intangible, and that I can't actually "go" there.

PS, I am out of weed and smoking resin.

[Pub Lover]

HEY SLOB THAT WAS THE DUMBEST THING I'VE READ ALL YEAR

That's bullshit and you know it.:blah You're on this forum so much you're bound to have read something dumber. Probably within the last couple of days.
:rolleyes
When I was a little kid and had chicken or beef or whatever on my plate, my dad used to go, "Mooooo! Nooo, don't eat me, mooooo! That hurts! I thought I was your friend! Moooo!" He thought it was funny, but I have a hard time eating meat to this day.

It really doesn't take too much effort to mess up your kids, lol.

Hahaha I'm going to do what your dad did to my girlfriend.

[WhiteRat]

It's a shit hole full of corn and lonely highways. Really, that's about it. Ames is an alright city, though.

[Emu]

A parking lot is an accurate description this time of year.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

SO why the fuck do they cut out the music videos whenever anyone puts Beavis and Butthead episodes online? even mtv, for chrissakes
It might have to do with some copyright issues. Mabye these TV stations want to avoid having to pay a royalty to some music label, or avoid legal problems.

[Chojin]

jesus I hate that ugly girls picture ;<

[Evil Robot]

So this "Iowa" could be compared with, say, a 13" TV that only gets two channels?

[liquidstatik]

FAT_HIPPO MEAT ME OUTSIDE

[Esuohlim]

That still gives it credit for being somewhat possibly entertaining.

It's more like a 13" TV with a picture of Iowa taped to the screen.

[Emu]

It's like someone gave you a Playstation 1 with no games or controllers.

[Dr. Boogie]

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

[Tadao]

It's like Jedi Scum telling Fat Hippo a joke.

[executioneer]

it's like raiaiiin on your wedding day

[Tadao]

I'm getting a bunny rabbit today. A dwarf bunny to be exact. :O

http://www.airolink.net/%7Eespooner/pets/pumpkin_fifi.jpg

they stay small
& they're the cutest things EVER.

I went to the pet store yesterday to look at 'em and I think I want the grey one. He had the cutetest faceee, and was very nice and playful.

I think ima name him Desperado!

Pics?

[liquidstatik]

it froze to death :lol

[liquidstatik]

it was pretty sad :( muh dad was like "ITS HOT IN THIS ROOOM," but it was just right for desperado :x

[liquidstatik]

:( :( :(

[Tadao]

He's out building fences :(

[Tadao]

er, I mean ridin' fences. I used to think it was building fences when I was a kid because what the fuck is ridin' fences?

[Tadao]

although bunnies ride along rails when dogs chase them on dog track.

[Tadao]

http://sokaisha.hp.infoseek.co.jp/010617/aomuke.JPG

[Pub Lover]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t60/atomicscissors/harrypotter.jpg

[Zomboid]

Fuck sake.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

It's like where Slipknot was founded. No lie :(

[Pub Lover]

Fuck sake.

I would too! :eek

We're like peas in a pod! :eek

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Emu]

It's like chicken nuggets without barbecue.

[Guitar Woman]

It's like Jedi Scum telling Fat Hippo a joke.


Tadao I love you

[liquidstatik]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t60/atomicscissors/harrypotter.jpg

that grl is smoooookin :o

[Pub Lover]

I kno rite! u me & Z-Man all teh holz

[Sam]

It's like a sentence with no concl

[executioneer]

it's like LIVING in a LIVING NIGHTMARE!!! ;_;

[liquidstatik]

i remember in that part in one of thsoe movies , her ass was on screen for like [I]10 minutes :eek

[liquidstatik]

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/movie/harrypotter/harry_potter_1.jpg

[liquidstatik]

that one :O

[liquidstatik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kULccxr2N1I
0:25 :eek

[Pub Lover]

Pixels Not Nipples :looked

[Pub Lover]

Oh wow the :loo emoticon. I forgot about you. Sorry guy.

[liquidstatik]

w/e

[Pub Lover]

YEAH!

[liquidstatik]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z69/celebritycool/M_Lusha-GeorgeLopez01hd-DL.jpg

[liquidstatik]

i've been j*rkin off to nick at night the last few days ;_;

[Pub Lover]

I've been w*nkin over you not logging into IM all day & now I'm going to sl**p. >:

[liquidstatik]

UUUUUUHH I'V BEEN ON IT FOR LIKE A HOUR AND U RNOT ONLINE >:

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/watson.jpg

[liquidstatik]

holy sh*t :O

[liquidstatik]

heaven to me would be an island of underage celebs that all want my d&ck and each others p*ssys 24/7 :x

[liquidstatik]

I'MG OIN TO SLEEP THO, G'NIGHTTTT 8]

[RaNkeri]

Hi, how are you doing? Why don't you have a seat over there?



EDIT: So, apparently there's a connection between Chris Hansen and Tubgirl :eek

[liquidstatik]

http://www.sonofthesouth.net/slavery/african-american-art/young-black-man.jpg

closet case

[Guitar Woman]

I was going to find a screenshot of Rammy complaining about her pager but now I will have to wait 23 MORE POSTS >:

[RaNkeri]

22 posts left :rolleyes

[executioneer]

NEW AVATEAR BECAUSE ACHEWOOD IS GREAT

i listened to that one part of that dang elvis song on loop to fix the timing like a million times and now im not even sure i care for it anymore

fools rush in you and me are ON A BREAK >:

[Guitar Woman]

I should really get back in the habit of reading Achewood. The last one I can remember was when Mr Bear had the Star Wars tatoo which was ages ago

[ElPila666]

I need to get myself a star Wars tatto in the culo, one of Master Yoda

[WhiteRat]

Just get this entire picture done instead:

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q15/JerkDouglas/fl-yoda.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

Oh fuck, I just did something really stupid.

I was trying to invite a friend of mine over to my house tonight via MSN, found out he wasn't doing anything, arranged for him to bring over Super Smash Bros' and a Wii and stuff, then I asked him what time I should pick him up. He said "you have a car?".

Turns out I'd been speaking to someone completely different (Remember Dudefather who used to post on these boards?) who I'd only ever spoken too once or twice before over MSN a couple of years ago.

Apparently he though I was someone else too. It's just a good job I asked if I should pick him up or he might've shown up at his friend's house later on tonight :lol

[Evil Robot]

OK, I've read enough analogies, I think I understand what "Iowa" is. I guess its safe to day I would have more fun on saint patricks day at home in New York. Shit.

[Tadao]

Oh! On Saint Patrick's day is totally different!

It's like finding a cheerleader tied up in your closet.

[Evil Robot]

Live or dead?

[Tadao]

In a coma!

[liquidstatik]

yeah i hate when i say "wait 'til whitneys in dallas, and we'll f*ck ;]" to whitney :x

[Emu]

It's like getting the last slice of pizza.

[ElPila666]

Liquid i took your page barack obama as an avatar since he's doing the i-mockery sign, i think is cool :)

[ElPila666]

i hope you wont bothered

[RaNkeri]

He's doing it wrong :/

[liquidstatik]

sorrry elpila we reserve ****** avatars for ******s only

R U A ******?

[liquidstatik]

oh wtf, N*GGERS

[liquidstatik]

cencosorship sucks, guys :(

[liquidstatik]

SLUR
African't
WUT THEY R
Blacks
MEANING
Unemployed/lazy Blacks

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Tadao]

It's like a Thai prostitute without a penis.

[Tadao]

I used that alrady :(

[liquidstatik]

there should be a vote of wether or not theres word censors >:

[Tadao]

Then you would think he would be good at it, this is one black person who doesn't frighten me. He's an Africant.

Jerk

[liquidstatik]

yeah like i ever read your posts :rolleyes

[ElPila666]

SLUR
African't
WUT THEY R
Blacks
MEANING
Unemployed/lazy Blacks

Is Porsche Monkeys still a racial slur?:confused:

[liquidstatik]

spic

[liquidstatik]

HOW BAISD

[Tadao]

******

[Tadao]

http://www.ep.tc/howtoj-ex1.gif

Weeeee find the censored words!

Sand******

[liquidstatik]

i think its only n*gger cuz rogs a pussy and i guess thinsk he'll get shot :rolleyes

[Chojin]

it's only the N-WORD because kids on the internet think it's hilarious to be racist

[liquidstatik]

but n*gger isn't the only racist word ;<

[Chojin]

it's the only one kids on the internet know about.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Tadao]

Chojin is a cranky ****** today.

[liquidstatik]

I GUSS THATS COOL

[ElPila666]

Then jap or chink are allowed, Why Eric? :(

[executioneer]

man i was so happy when i found out how to get past the swear filter here even though they patched it up right away :(

[ElPila666]

spic

:sadfacemoticon

[MattJack]

lol zomboid damn you and your sense making ability!!!!

[Emu]

It's like punching a LARPer right in the balls.

[pogwonking]

it the kingdom of the Lot Lizards....go there with protection Gun and Condoms for i speak from exprience and you dont wanna wake up with no clothes and pissing fire!

[MarioRPG]

Look who's back

[MarioRPG]

Cmon where are my homies at. Pub should've replied thrice by now.

[Tadao]

It's like banning a newcomer for being random.

[liquidstatik]

sup guy

[Tadao]

Did you bring back my "package"?

[MetalMilitia]

haha racism is pretty funny on the internet :lol :lol

[MetalMilitia]

racism

:lol

[ElPila666]

i think its only n*gger cuz rogs a pussy and i guess thinsk he'll get shot :rolleyes

Rog loves jamaican rasta reggae you know, i think thats why he doesn't like N word

[Pub Lover]

UUUUUUHH I'V BEEN ON IT FOR LIKE A HOUR AND U RNOT ONLINE >:

MSN? Because I don't have AIM on my laptop & I'm not going to install it for just two days a week. :(

[Pub Lover]

heaven to me would be an island of underage celebs that all want my d&ck and each others p*ssys 24/7 :x

& you're not even kidding. :(

[Pub Lover]

Look who's back

Where you been?

Were you the guy that went to Cuba, or was that someone else?

[Pub Lover]

Pub should've replied thrice by now.

I get one day a week to have a lie in & I abuse that ability rotton.

[liquidstatik]

MSN? Because I don't have AIM on my laptop & I'm not going to install it for just two days a week. :(

oo, i dun ever use msn. ;_; SRRY ILL GET ON IT MORE OFTEN IS WEAR

& you're not even kidding. :(

:x

Who is that guy?

Is he a GWChan reference? >:

GWChan :lol

&& YES :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Apparently Iowa is the "Hawkeye State". So that probably explains why Hawkeye the comic book character is pretty useless too.

How long are you in Iowa for?

[Guitar Woman]

it's like a mod locking this shitty thread

[Dr. Boogie]

It's like a mod not taking requests!

[Pub Lover]

Would everyone stop asking for threads to be locked? >:

It's dump it in the Chatroom and you know it!

[Pub Lover]

You can sick face it all you want, my buddy the FBI knows your real opinion on the subject.

He just showed me this: http://www.explosm.net/comics/197/

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/loneliness1.jpg

[Pub Lover]

tadao are you secretly fartin mowler

yes :(

I called this already. ;)

[Pub Lover]

It's like George Clinton with Monica Lewinsky affair, the guy deserves a second chance, in Argentina that's happens all the time and some poticians get divorced but they remain in their charge then they rent the younger whores to celebrate, great sucess

You mean Bill Clinton. I don't think people would be all that shocked or appalled if George Clinton got caught splooging on a fat assed white girl.

To be fair George Clinton is way more famous.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Is Porsche Monkeys still a racial slur?:confused:
That error in grammar totally made me lol.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/bunnydanny.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

It's like the hole in the middle of a doughnut.

[Esuohlim]

HELLO MARIORPG HOW WAS YOUR CUBAN ADVENTURE

[Pub Lover]

So he was that guy?

Cool.

[Chojin]

DON'T FUCK THIS ONE UP, OKAY

YOU BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP, PEOPLE ARE WATCHING



MAKE ME A PRETTY SALAD

[Emu]

watch this space

[Chojin]

ONLY 33 NOW

FUCK

GOD DAMNIT


GOD DAMNIT YOU GUYS

COULD YOU JUST ONCE FUCKING KICK IT

[Esuohlim]

SHH IF THEY SEE THIS THEY MIGHT REGISTER AND START POSTING >:

[Tadao]

I'm playing on the internet!

[Evil Robot]

It's like Chojin diddling a cat's butt hole with his tounge because it's soft and cuddley.

[Evil Robot]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=3557&dateline=1188348105http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=3557&dateline=1188348105http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=3557&dateline=1188348105http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=3557&dateline=1188348105http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=3557&dateline=1188348105
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=3557&dateline=1188348105http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=3557&dateline=1188348105http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=3557&dateline=1188348105http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=3557&dateline=1188348105http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=3557&dateline=1188348105http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=3557&dateline=1188348105http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=3557&dateline=1188348105http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=3557&dateline=1188348105
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/zhochaka/Pictures/CatTrooper.jpg

[Chojin]

HOW DARE YOU

[Chojin]

http://waterside.way-nifty.com/happyman/050718domecity/iyoq.jpg

[Pub Lover]

That dude is really cute. :love

[Guitar Woman]

manly tears

[Tadao]

You can see me in the bottom corner trying to hide my face when the show Cheaters burst in. :(

[Guitar Woman]

why'd you tear off her horn

I bet that hurt >:

[Pub Lover]

Wait! That dude is a chick? :wah

[Guitar Woman]

So the Ides of March Scientology Protests happened today.

I was planning on showing up in rollerskates to become an internet celebrity, but then I didn't.

[Pub Lover]

It's like Chojin diddling a cat's butt hole with his tounge because it's soft and cuddley.

Burbank Kisses!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/max_tourcatbutt.jpg

Oh & hey I'm reading the mockwars for the first time. ;(

[Chojin]

you don't say!

[Pub Lover]

Baby, if you were less sexy you would really suck.

[Pub Lover]

Chojin too, I guess. ;)

[Chojin]

okay thanks for the porn I had to delete evil robit, you do that again and you're doing

http://www.razor79.de/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_8634/Big~Boss~Man.jpg

HAAAARD TIME

[Tadao]

Yeah dude, that was messed up.

[Guitar Woman]

MAX BURBANK SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE HE IS IN CERTAIN LOCATIONS

[liquidstatik]

oh man i missd it

[Girl Drink Drunk]

The officer kinda looks like John Goodman.

[Pub Lover]

oh man i missd it

You wouldn't have been into it, she was a bit old for you.

A few million years. :eek

Seriously, cradle of life porn. It Was Hawt!

[Sacks]

okay thanks for the porn I had to delete evil robit, you do that again and you're doing

http://www.razor79.de/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_8634/Big%7EBoss%7EMan.jpg

HAAAARD TIME

Eight year olds, dude.

[liquidstatik]

You wouldn't have been into it, she was a bit old for you.

A few million years. :eek

Seriously, cradle of life porn. It Was Hawt!

deads hot too :eek

[Chojin]

Eight year olds, dude.

Shut up, dude.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm not reading this thread as a protest.

[Fat_Hippo]

Against what? Or just in general?

[Sacks]

Shut up, dude.

You didn't HAVE to pick the extremely John Goodman-esque action figure.

Edit: Well I guess you did, I could have sworn there were less portly Big Boss Mans out there.

[Pub Lover]

I should really get back in the habit of reading Achewood. The last one I can remember was when Mr Bear had the Star Wars tatoo which was ages ago

While there are some stand out greats, like the one in Willie's avatar, overall I'd recommend this method of letting a backlog build up & readinging it in a big lump. Onstad hates updating.

Also, what is up with the comments feature? Way too many idiots. :lol

[Esuohlim]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/I-Mockery#Forums

Woo #7 I'm famouse :eek

[Pub Lover]

I never get on that list. :(

[executioneer]

well just make zomboid mad/annoyed and i'm sure he'll edit you in

[Pub Lover]

I would, but we're in the middle of an ignore off.

[Evil Robot]

That wasn't porn it was a photo of a museum of natural history exhibit. It was Australopithicus, therefore not a human. Speaking of porn, arent you the one responsible for my user pic?

[DuFresne]

So that isn't actually supposed to be John Goodman? It looks so much like him that I assumed it was a novelty fugure from some movie I'd never seen.

[Sam]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/I-Mockery#Forums

Woo #7 I'm famouse :eek

THAT COULD BE ANYONE.

[Guitar Woman]

6. A male forum troll who after being banned 3 different times comes back impersonating a female who the number 5 falls in love with

:D

[Zomboid]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Xydexx

Do we have yet another hilarious character, or is he the genuine article?

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, man, Cartoon Network's finally airing Miyazaki again

This might even make up for Chop Socky Chooks >:

[MattJack]

IM SORRY I THOUGHT YOGA WAS LOW IMPACT SILLY ME

Also I didn't realize that every yoga/stretching/low impact exercise class used your lower back or couldn't help you out by giving you different exercises for substitution, silly me :rolleyes

http://egowebsites.net/ecademy/club/thinkingoutsidethebox/image/logo.jpg

Yall are right. Tadao, go buy a wii IMMEDIATELY :lol

[Pub Lover]

dammit girl, learn to count. >:

[Guitar Woman]

it's ok, someone hilarious will edit a hilarious image into my post to make it hilarious

[Pub Lover]

They better! >:

[Pub Lover]

man, if guitar woman says you're the gayest you are pretty gay...

[Zomboid]

We should start going to the gym to hand out wii pamphlets. They can save money by not paying gym dues and get the same exercise by swinging around the wiimote! It's a fun way to exercise! Personally, I can't handle doing any kind of weight lifting or running unless there is a way to make it into a game.

Edit: Last night I was asking one of my friends about some kick boxing classes he took during the summer. I should've called him a fag for that and suggested wii boxing instead.

[Guitar Woman]

It's from another forum.

I'm a celebrity there, too!

[Guitar Woman]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2226/1203476749442nl1.jpg

[Zomboid]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/technology_the_evolution_of_game_controllers/img/5.jpg
HE'S A REAL BOXER AND I BET HE GOT SO GOOD AND IN SHAPE BY PLAYING WII

[Pub Lover]

I DON'T CARE THAT YOU CHEAT ON ME ALL THE TIME, I STILL LOVE YOU BABY! :love

:(

[Guitar Woman]

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7077/1203475780237pc4.jpg

[Zomboid]

THE GREAT THING ABOUT PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL FOR OVER A YEAR IS THAT IT FULFILLS MY WEIRD FETISHES!

[Guitar Woman]

wow, you too?

[RaNkeri]

Pub, you're weak >:

[Pub Lover]

Rankeri, do NOT come between a man and the boy he dresses as a girl and loves dearly. >:

[Tadao]

It's not tentacle rape if she cums.

[Esuohlim]

Oh, man, Cartoon Network's finally airing Miyazaki again

This might even make up for Chop Socky Chooks >:

I can relate!

[liquidstatik]

I HATE HAVING TO RETAG MUSIC >:

[liquidstatik]

I DON'T NEED NO VIP I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT
PARKIN LOT, IN THE PARKIN LOT
I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT

[liquidstatik]

I DON'T NEED NO WHITE TEE I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT
PARKIN LOT, IN THE PARKIN LOT
I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT

[liquidstatik]

I DON'T NEED NO PHAT CRIB I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT
PARKIN LOT, IN THE PARKIN LOT
I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT

[liquidstatik]

I DON'T NEED NO FAM-ILY I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT
PARKIN LOT, IN THE PARKIN LOT
I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT

[liquidstatik]

I DON'T NEED NO BAG OF WEED I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT
PARKIN LOT, IN THE PARKIN LOT
I POST UP IN THE PARKIN LOT

[WhiteRat]

God bless the Big Boss Man.

[Tadao]

Don't waste your money on a Wii dude that is for little kids, get a 360 IT HAS HALO 3 AND GEARS OF WAR DUDE.

Got one already, I don't use it though. I don't plat video games like I used too. I only want the Wii for physical therapy.

I understand this is too much for MattJack to comprehend. At one time MattJack, you where almost funny, but since you've been Zomboids bitch, all you do is tag along behind him and go "me too, me too, I'm funny see! Right Zomboid?"

Pathetic.

[Zomboid]

This is truly a great thread.

[Zomboid]

We just get along because we're like-minded and agree. It's like chojin, gw, liquid, pub, etc. Only instead of agreeing that we're all obsessed with cock, sexually confused, and probably spend too much time on the internet (with the exception of liquid. He's just fucked up), we agree that we're awesome and usually right.

Edit: As for actual exercise - The other night, my friends and I took a cab to a bar on other side of the city, got shitfaced, did the usual bar stuff (drinking, retard dancing, snorting coke off of dead hookers) and then walked back because we couldn't get a cab. It was roughly a 16 km hike and there was about a foot of snow in most places that we went. I suggest doing that!

[Fathom Zero]

More like "Howl's Shitty Castle."

[Zomboid]

By great thread, I meant "thread where I can only see every 5th or 6th post because the people I have on ignore fill up 80% of each page."

[Pub Lover]

I really don't like the Wii. :(

Or cock, for that matter.

haha, just kidding I LOVE THEM! :love

btw, not really. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, Zomboid.

[Pub Lover]

I know you don't read my posts, which is a pretty smart thing to do.

[Pub Lover]

& you don't really comment on the main site so I assume you don't read it.

[Pub Lover]

There are the guys you like, but they do seem to be posting less in the face of the shit spittle me & my ilk vomit everywhere.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.jsd.k12.ca.us/bf/teachers/Metz/website/images/random/crying_baby.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I hate babies.

[Pub Lover]

What did babies do to you, Jake?

[Pub Lover]

I wasn't aware we were competing with 4chan/YTMND. I thought we were just posting shit.

Dude, now you know, you really have to lower your tone. Seriously, join us down here.


We all float.

[Pub Lover]

SINGLE MALE 22YO SEEKS LIKEMINDED FEMALE FOR DRINKING AND CRYING IN FRONT OF RESPECTIVE COMPUTERS

NO TIME WASTERS!
:lol :tear

[Fathom Zero]

FUCK

[Pub Lover]

FUCK

Curse those molesting babies! Curse them good! >:

[liquidstatik]

:O

[Pub Lover]

Not those that molest babies, some of those duudes are ok.

I'm talking about those damn babies that molest. Curse those dudes!

haha, because like racism, paedophilia is funny :dunce

[liquidstatik]

:dunce:dunce:dunce:dunce:dunce:dunce

[Pub Lover]

Exactly. ;)

[liquidstatik]

sup pub?

[Pub Lover]

just chillin @ home with a beer

watchin M*A*S*H & macking on Alan Alda

sup wit chu?

[liquidstatik]

hiiiigggh, eatin some mint chocolate pirouette thinggs,sippin coffee && watchin fresh prince :x
NEEDIN A CIGARETTE