I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

srsly

[Fathom Zero]

This is a mess.

[Fathom Zero]

DRIVIN THROUGH PEOPLE'S BACKYARDS

KNOCKING DOWN MAILBOXES

[Dimnos]

Just be a man about it. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I've driven by that place so many times when I'm leaving SC, but I never bothered to stop, because it always looked like the kind of place where people get stabbed.
And Otto doesn't take his stabbing knife out of state.
hey pub quit eating people this is why i would never hang out with you it'd get kind of quiet & then akward and it'd be all

"dude is this guy thinking about eating me"

[Tadao]

is there any good way besides banging a stranger to help get over an ex faster? I'm really starting to fall into another pit.

QzIolWER75o

[kahljorn]

just do drugs until u get a worse problem and then you will forget about it

[zeldasbiggestfan]

You could shoot yourself.

Or, you can realize how happy you can be instead of thinking of how sad you are and just move on.

[Tadao]

Just don't be one of those losers that posts here every 6 months wondering if he will ever be accepted and disappears after 2 days because no one cares.

Sappy, didn't they leave a plug in your skull where you can plug into your computer a remove that virus?

l8zcj5zRmwU

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Or you could be the coolest guy on the internet! That's always fun!

[Kitsa]

I love the Hanson Brothers and the last few pages hurt :(

I've had a bad couple of weeks. I make up for it by imagining an alternate reality in which I am happy. Feel free to use this technique :themoreyouknow

[Pub Lover]

Just don't be one of those losers that posts here every 6 months wondering if he will ever be accepted and disappears after 2 days because no one cares.

:tear

[Kitsa]

aw, pubbles.

[captain516]

http://tosh529.org/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

NOPE

[Esuohlim]

Daniel Tosh is like 10 years older than I thought he was

[Big McLargehuge]

I really don't understand his appeal.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

he doesn't like people

[Fathom Zero]

I don't like people.

I could be famous, too.

[Pub Lover]

...I got mad stung when I was a kid living in Germany. I had to go home from school and get taken to the doctor because of it, even though I'm not allergic to anything. It was really bad - whole face bad.
At least you got those sweetass superpowers out of it, Honeyboy.

[Kitsa]

I don't like Tosh, but that painting of him being buggered by John Cena (http://www.regretsy.com/2011/02/18/thank-god-its-fraud-day/) is okay.

[Fathom Zero]

At least you got those sweetass superpowers out of it, Honeyboy.

Nothing you've ever said has creeped me out so much as you calling me Honeyboy.

Well done.

[Tadao]

Now slather that honey all over your little boy chest

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't like people.

I could be famous, too.

Famous Zero

At least you got those sweetass superpowers out of it, Honeyboy.

Third reich super powers :o

[captain516]

I thought about submitting Tadao's picture but I'm not sure if they'll find it funny or disturbing.

[Tadao]

I doubt any Toshite would find anything I do disturbing.

[Kitsa]

I don't know, I tried to watch it again last night but the green screen clip format has kind of been done and he always looks so damn smug.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Some guy called in saying someone broke his windshield...possibly by some neighborhood kids. He was like "you know what that means...time to go crash some ass."

I told him I'm going to start using that (as terms for anal)

[Esuohlim]

hey guys nice site you have here lol well bye

[Fathom Zero]

baby

[Fathom Zero]

oh wait

[Esuohlim]

hi there

[Fathom Zero]

wudoin

[Esuohlim]

wudoin fz is your life going exactly as planned these days

[Fathom Zero]

I have health insurance

for about 90 days

So it's all good. Got my loan paperwork for next year in line - gonna survive on $200 and peoples' couches until then.

[Fathom Zero]

how about you, honey?

[Esuohlim]

NOT AT ALL, MY MAN. LIFE IS THE WORST

[Fathom Zero]

maybe you should try

killing youself

[kahljorn]

life is the brautwurst

[Esuohlim]

Is there a word for being simultaneously afraid of dying and the idea of living forever?

But then the fear of the idea of living forever goes away if you include the condition that you can choose to die when you feel like it.

Is there one word for that?

Is it "faggotry"? :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Mixtapes, video games, and Indian food keep me from killing myself.

You need a better hobby than being sad all the time.

[HickMan]

Sup guys. Glad to hear everyones doing well.

[Fathom Zero]

hay hickman. Still playing with brown people?

[Esuohlim]

I had a military dream last night. There were about 6 of us clinging to a helicopter's skids over the water and one of us was like "I'M OUTTA HERE!" and did a bunch of fruity flips into the water.

Is this what it's really like in the military Hickman?

[Babs]

Dreaming is for faggots, that's why that fag lennon got shot.

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

Dreaming is for faggots, that's why that guy shot that fag Lennon.

I seriously doubt you graduated from any school.

[Babs]

Your dick, it's in which I am sucking upon.

[Zomboid]

What?

PS - I've been posting here for 10 years as of this month. TIME WELL SPENT.

[Zhukov]

Ten years. Christ.

[Tadao]

Put it on your resume. It shows that you'll follow through with whatever idiotic thing work wants you to do.

[Esuohlim]

I was watching that video of Rog talking about microwavable milkshakes a few days ago and it made me realize that I've known about I-Mockery for like 11 fucking years. Also Rog never looks any older.

[Fathom Zero]

He lives in the past in the future.

[Babs]

I remember when I used to lurk you guys back during the .net days. Oh the memories that I can only share with my lonesome self.

[Dimnos]

:wank

[Fathom Zero]

I remember liking phpBB better than vBulletin.

I still like phpBB better than vBulletin.

[Esuohlim]

I remember I couldn't register on the old I-Mock ezboard because I was a complete jerk on random ezboards and I'm pretty sure I got myself globally banned. And I couldn't figure out how to go around it at the time. :(

[Kitsa]

Waiting to see a movie...in minutes to show time and the theater is completely silent and dark. Creepy as all fuck.

[MarioRPG]

known about I-Mockery for like 11 fucking years. Also Rog never looks any older.

Jeez. It's been a long time. I looked back at the features and had some flashbacks.

[CastroMotorOil]

So I still have an account here, cool. It's been a while homies.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i'M NEW. SUP JERKS

[Tadao]

:newbie

[Esuohlim]

Oh good some guy is back, things are really going to start picking up again

do u like picklehats?

[ThrashO]

olmost time for my 1 year bananiversary

[Tadao]

Oh good some guy is back, things are really going to start picking up again

do u like picklehats?

Don't you mean "things are really going to start pickling up again"?

[Fathom Zero]

zugs for tood

Does anyone live in Wichita Falls, TX and know of a good taqueria?

[MarioRPG]

So for the last week I had a course at CSTAR (Canadian Surgical Technologies and Advanced Robotics). It was kind of like an OR prep course, focusing on skills and situations that you may encounter in the operating room.
Highlights include (and any of these I could have made into a story)

Electrosurgery - Used a Bovie (http://boviemed.com/products_aaroncauteries_high.asp) to cut up some pork. This was our second day of rotation and using a tool that produces over 1000°C to cauterize was awesome. Plus we set it on spray coag mode (which you see the electricity arc)
Suturing - Holy crap am I ever bad at suturing. Guess I need some more sewing classes or something. Also it was on pig's feet which was gross.
Laproscopic Surgery Sim - This was pretty cool and very challenging. Using little simple robot arms to grab things and only being guided by a camera is tough. We had a challenge to see who could transfer 6 hoops onto 6 pegs the fastest. My time was 55 seconds... The record was 24 :(
Anesthesia machine - Taught the basics of which this dial does and what gas goes where. They asked for a volunteer, which of course was myself. To my disappointment, I was not anesthetized but instead they just took my vitals. But I impressed everyone by lowering my SpO2 to 90%! (The lowest healthy people get safely is 92)
Intubation - Balls hard on mannequins and probably even more challenging on some individual. Using a Laryngoscope (http://anatomicalromance.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/laryng.jpg) to move someone's tongue and jaw is a lot of work. Especially because you have to use your non-dominant hand; your dominant hand guides the tube!
My first ever cadaver lab! :rock - Cholecystectomy. Was intense as hell. Likely won't ever get to do this again, but it was pretty fascinating. All the friends I told about this thought it was gross, but I learned a lot from it. Like how crowded it is inside a person - four people's hands take up a lot of room. Oh, and remember all the names for tools is brutal.* For the record: people are much easier to cut through than pig's feet.


*Kellys, mayos, mets, needle drivers, lauers, wagens, richards, snaps, towel clips...

[ThrashO]

too neat.

spambot. :melt

edit: hey guys i guess im gonna post the same shit three times for no reason

[ThrashO]

too neat.

spambot. :melt

[captain516]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61bpuQGLi1rpw6tao1_250.jpg
:MUSICHUMOR

[ThrashO]

too neat.

spambot. :melt

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i'M HAVING A DEUCE

[Tadao]

zhTCg7WZHiU

http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/hockey-and-ice-hockey/smileys-hockey-and-ice-hockey-506817.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tadao. I'm thinking about getting my man junk tied. Can you still shoot buckets after?

[Esuohlim]

:lol

Is there a procedure you can get done where it's like Day 52 every time? :o

[Tadao]

The only difference is you wont make babies. You still spuge the same amount, it has the same consistency and it still taste the same. I'll let you taste if if you want.

[Tadao]

Y4Rgbtg8LXY

:wank

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I better taste it just to make sure then. I don't want to have a tasteless bonesaw shooter.

[Tadao]

No body has complained yet. In fact the ladies are happier because the don't have to worry about getting pregnant and still take a hot load all up in their cooch. I think there may be a new vasectomy technique that was approved this year that is easily reversible. I saw something on the news lat month or so. Didn't pay attention since I already got mine.

[Fathom Zero]

8r_iMG0JjuY

[Kitsa]

Just want to take the time out to thank you all for making me have to explain "*dicks touch each other*" to my 82 year old grandfather. That was a super bonding experience.

[Colonel Flagg]

Did you use the euphemism "swordfight"?

[ThrashO]

If two guys with vasectomies touch boners is it gay?

I heard its not.

Better taste it to make sure.

[Esuohlim]

Hey thrasho if GG Allin were still alive how much would you pay him to poop on you, serious question

[ThrashO]

2 wooden nickels

[Zhukov]

You need to work on your Alt-Tab speed, Kitsa. I perfected it whilst chatting to another woman during a loveless relationship.

You can to if you believe in yourself.

[Esuohlim]

I've learned to never be on I-Mock when people are around.

Also, how did you explain it? I don't even know how to explain it if I had to and I wrote it :(

EDIT: Turns out the original context was brony related. Now I'm even MORE embarrassed for you.

[kahljorn]

u could just say its about two dudes named richard who touch penises

[Fathom Zero]

eIbZLOmGQSA

Nomeansno's rhythms are so strange.

[Fathom Zero]

I know too many people that like children's shows because of dumb reasons. How can I stop them from liking dumb things?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think dicks touch each other is why my work banned i-mockery.

[Tadao]

THAT WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED IF OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT

[Fathom Zero]

this obama nation is an abomination

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Tadao]

Nomeansno's rhythms are so strange.

Only so many songs can be sung with two lips, two lungs and one tongue.

[ThrashO]

this obama nation is an abomination

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

+1 prickle

[Chojin]

put an old gem in backups last night
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7466&page=2

anyone else remember erika crystal

[Chojin]

EDIT: Turns out the original context was brony related. Now I'm even MORE embarrassed for you.

it's an internet COUNTER-CULTURE, grandad

[Shrubfest]

Dudes, I just hugged my dad. Awesome.

Also drunk muthafurckasssss!

[Chojin]

you came to the right messageboard while drunk

this is where all the action is at

[Fathom Zero]

this is where the cool people are at

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

I bet her dad gave her a boner hug

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/10ksis01.jpg

[Shrubfest]

Dad does not do boner hugs. He spends too much time telling me how he wishes I'd had siblings.

[Fathom Zero]

The alternative, though, is to hear about how he wishes you could be more like those other siblings.

[Kitsa]

Also, how did you explain it? I don't even know how to explain it if I had to and I wrote it :(

EDIT: Turns out the original context was brony related. Now I'm even MORE embarrassed for you.


"Bunch of idiots", I thought, was putting it rather succinctly.

[Tadao]

Maybe you would have more siblings if your dad could get it up around you.

[ThrashO]

show pops the shrub

[ThrashO]

Hey fags this was a good article

http://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/6/14/3084348/the-second-40-worst-rob-liefeld-drawings

I think this guy drew some of The Maxx

[Fathom Zero]

DON'T YOU EVER BRING UP THE MAXX AGAIN

[Tadao]

FUCKING HELL

[ThrashO]

He didnt even draw any of it. You guys were right.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

DON'T YOU EVER BRING UP THE MAXX AGAIN

DON'T YOU EVER BRING UP THE MAXIM AFINOGENOV EITHER

_VcAKESMi_E

[Fathom Zero]

grrrrrrrrrrl

that was awesome

[Tadao]

I bet he dances like a fucking fruitcake as well

[Otto]

I think I owe something to Rob Liefeld, seeing as his stuff single-handedly kept me from reading superhero comics.

[Tadao]

iEQBDyTjF7U

[Tadao]

NbxqtbqyoRk

[Fathom Zero]

---X12mY14Q

[Fathom Zero]

eMVNjMF1Suo

More Die Antwoord. And... Harmony Korine.

OKAY

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/10ksis01.jpg

ZUGS

[Sam]

ZUGS

>:

[Tadao]

boner zugs

[Fathom Zero]

EDIT: I originally wrote something incredibly boring here.

Not that it would've changed anything.

[Esuohlim]

>:

SAM

[Esuohlim]

EDIT: I originally wrote something incredibly boring here.

Not that it would've changed anything.

http://i.imgur.com/HTdbn.gif

[Kitsa]

Got a free subscription to Spin magazine.

Read the first issue yesterday.

What a bunch of masturbatory product-placement-heavy claptrap about a bunch of bands I care little to nothing about. Rock journalism has gone down the shitter hard.

All I came away with was vague surprise about Patton Oswalt being moderately articulate in an op-ed piece.

[Aaarg]

woah they still publish spin? that's awful.

i burned my hand/wrist with soup because i'm a fuckwit.

[Esuohlim]

MATLOCK DIED BUT WE STILL HAVE ABE VIGODA

http://www.abevigoda.com

[captain516]

Somewhere there is a Grandpa Simpson crying right now

[Dimnos]

Speaking of wang cutting, didn't you get yours done at planned parenthood for like $100? I have been putting this off for a year almost and still got no insurances.

[Esuohlim]

God damn I hate the 4th of July. It really brings out the fucking redneck, nationalist, intolerant jerks.

Patriotism is gay.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

MATLOCK DIED BUT WE STILL HAVE ABE VIGODA

http://www.abevigoda.com

Son of a bitch. I didn't know died.

[Esuohlim]

Andys die in threes :(

Rooney
Griffith

...

http://xfinity.comcast.net/blogs/tv/files/2010/01/300-andy-dick.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Eric Sykes died. :(

But then maybe the British don't count.

[Fathom Zero]

NOT TODAY, FAGS

[Fathom Zero]

http://i.imgur.com/USHu8.jpg

WOO

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Why couldn't it have been andy dick.

I hate that guy.

[kahljorn]

now i can only whistle the andy griffith theme song while i eat my morning grits with tears in my eyes :(

[Kitsa]

I passed right by Mt Airy not long ago and didn't stop, now I wish I had, not that it would have meant or changed a damn thing.

I also bypassed the graves of Chang and Eng, the famous Barnum & Bailey conjoined twins who became tobacco farmers and slave owners and baptist deacons.

[Fathom Zero]

the BEAUTIFUL MT. AIRY LODGE

[Kitsa]

I did stop at the world's largest strawberry, though.

[Kitsa]

*andy dicks touch each other*

[Tadao]

Speaking of wang cutting, didn't you get yours done at planned parenthood for like $100? I have been putting this off for a year almost and still got no insurances.

Yeah Planned Parenthood was going to charge me a bunch o money, but then I lost my job and they said "How about ten bucks then?"

[Tadao]

I used to have ICQ as my instant messenger. That was awesome. Everyone had it and life was great. Than I had to add YIM and AIM because people are fickle and gay. Then MSN and now I'm supposed to Skype? Fuck all ya'll. I don't need to talk to anyone that badly.

[Fathom Zero]

I have Skype because I'm going to get rid of my cell phone soon. :\

You don't need that shit in the internet age.

[Aaarg]

once i tried icq and was like "NUMBERS? FUCKEN GAY" and then i tried yim and some 40-something dude sent me a message and i was like "SERIOUSLY FUCKEN GAY" and now it's 2012 and i still use aim

[Aaarg]

also skype's lame because i'd feel obliged to pay attention to what's going on, rather than the 8 tabs i have open at any given moment

[Kitsa]

Just got back from the ER, where I spent a fun-filled 3 hours checking to see if my cat left any chunks of teeth in my hand when he mauled it.

He didn't, but now I have to do a round of Augmentin. Hate Augmentin.

He was freaked out during a bath and now it looks like someone attacked the meat of my hand with a staple remover.

[Shrubfest]

You bathe your cat? I hope you have a proper reason to (which I am sure you do) because otherwise I have no sympathy.

Speaking of cats, my cat is no longer obese! He's cat sized now.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't have a cat. I have an ottoman.

[Aaarg]

i wish i had 3 ottomans instead of 3 cats.

[Fathom Zero]

my family owns a chiweenie now

it could be the ugliest pet ever

[Aaarg]

sounds like it would be. punch them all and tell them to get an actual fucking dog next time. and then shit on the dog's face for good measure. you may have to sedate it first.

[Kitsa]

He rolled in chemicals in the garage.

[Dimnos]

If that Bsqared chick was still here, she could tell you what to do. I'm pretty sure she was a professional puppy killer.

[Fathom Zero]

3Fg8o5F_trg

Dig the Connells, Tadao?

[Esuohlim]

Didn't listen but it sounds like a buncha MICKS to me

[Fathom Zero]

not reeeeeeeeeeeeaally

[Chojin]

I used to have ICQ as my instant messenger. That was awesome. Everyone had it and life was great. Than I had to add YIM and AIM because people are fickle and gay. Then MSN and now I'm supposed to Skype? Fuck all ya'll. I don't need to talk to anyone that badly.

i've noticed fewer and fewer people signing onto AIM and MSN now that Facebook is pretty much the defacto chat program. Add to that that Skype can load facebook chat and yeah I'd consider skype essential software prty much.

[Tadao]

3Fg8o5F_trg

Dig the Connells, Tadao?

I'll have to give it a serious listen to sometime. Hope I don't forget.

i've noticed fewer and fewer people signing onto AIM and MSN now that Facebook is pretty much the defacto chat program. Add to that that Skype can load facebook chat and yeah I'd consider skype essential software prty much.

I don't much like facebook, maybe that's why. I'll wait till the next great thing so that I can remove all my old IMs and be hip and fresh.

[Esuohlim]

lol I have chat turned off on Facebook

[Fathom Zero]

New Dan Deacon album coming out. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THREE YEARS.

[Chojin]

so thrasho and other peeps near NC,

I'm likely going to be in Raleigh next weekend to pick up my mail-order bride and so I'd like some tips on neat things in the area. Good food, attractions, etc.; what do you recommend?

we could also maybe hang out if i'm not too busy with the makeouts

[Fathom Zero]

there's a zoo in Raleigh I think

You can do that!

[Chojin]

update, i'm going to fayetteville instead

[kahljorn]

UR GOIN TO FATTEYVILLE HUH

[Chojin]

http://www.mtv.com/onair/beavisandbutthead/images/flipbooks/meet_cast/principal/mcv3.jpg

KAHLJORN YOU ARE PERMANENTLY EXPELLED

[Fathom Zero]

update, i'm going to fayetteville instead

Used to live there. There are plenty of strip clubs, pawn shops, and bad Chinese restaurants.

[Esuohlim]

I was thinking Castro too. Also Hugh Hefner. Ernest Borgnine is getting really fucking old, also. And maybe Lindsay Lohan as a wild card option.

Fuck yeah, I'm 1 for 4 so far this year.

[Tadao]

UR GOIN TO FATTEYVILLE HUH

lol

[Colonel Flagg]

RIP McHale. :tear

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/MCHALES-NAVY-BORGNINE-5X7-PHOTO-/06/!C!qsH9gEGk~$(KGrHqR,!iwE0FwCJVIbBND+!,d8uw~~_35.J PG

[Colonel Flagg]

http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/4521/391020-177px_mermaid_man.svg.png

[MarioRPG]

Fuck yeah, I'm 1 for 4 so far this year.

Man, I thought for sure I had made some predictions in that thread. Guess not.

[Tadao]

I just realized I no longer have any Slayer. This ends today!

[Otto]

I got in a huge fight with my father that ended with me getting a severely bruised arm and telling him that he was a worse father than Bing Crosby and Ryan O'Neal combined.

I'm so fucking glad I cut that deadbeat lout out of my life.

[Tadao]

4xmckWVPRaI

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i'M HAVING A DEUCE

THE DEUCE IS A BOY

[Zhukov]

You had a shit that was a boy? That's impressive.


Sometimes I feel like I'm carrying something that needs an ultrasound.

[Dimnos]

I'm pinching a loaf right now. :eek

[Tadao]

Happy free Slurpee day!

[Esuohlim]

I just got offered a job you guys, but being lazy for 14 months was really fun so it's bittersweet

[MarioRPG]

Happy free Slurpee day!

Thanks internet!!! Brb:rock

[Esuohlim]

EVERYONE'S FREE SLURPEE IS ON ME TODAY, FRIENDS

[Kitsa]

1) I'm pretty sure linking to SA is a bannable offense here, but that crayon-bird-drawing thing they have on Goldmine looks so exactly like something that would be done here it poses a strong argument for some sort of halfassed convergent evolution.

2) I read a thing about the only Roman Catholic priest ever executed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Schmidt_(priest)) and it's fascinating.

[Kitsa]

*edit- in the US. In the US. I'm pretty sure St. Maxmilien Mary Kolbe and a good chunk of martyrs would qualify for "in general".

[Guitar Woman]

FUN FACT FOR THE DAY: searching for "coughing" in google images brings up pictures of people giving an invisible man a blowjob.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.bestfithealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cough.jpg

[Tadao]

http://my-cough-remedies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Coughing-remedies.jpg

:lol

[Esuohlim]

http://www.grandmashomeremedies.com/wp-content/uploads/cough-home-remedy.jpg

:(

[Womti]

http://www.chestinfection.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/chest-infection-coughing-girl.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Womti I'm going to give you 12 hours to make a case for why I shouldn't ban you. Post it in this thread. No less than 500 words. Cite your sources.

If it passes I'll leave you alone for now, but shitty spelling and grammar is an automatic ban so watch out. And have fun!

[Esuohlim]

6 hours 30 minutes left

This is exciting :eek

[Kitsa]

That's not entirely fair; you should have had the deadline fall during public library open hours.

[Esuohlim]

OH MILHOUSE, YOU SLY BOOTS YOU ;) ;)

[Esuohlim]

It would've been kinda fun if he had actually written something :(

[Fathom Zero]

I think the implied pedophilia was more than enough to save him

but that's just one guy's opinion

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/2595/61901081353w.jpg

[Kitsa]

So I figured out why people with fucked up spines like myself are not supposed to try lifting or using weed-eaters.

Feel like my got-danged arms are going to fall off, when they feel anything at all.

Also got it wrapped up in the neighbors' chain link fence in very short order.

[Tadao]

You don't have Mexicans out there?

[Babs]

Ohio is like the bed bug capital of the world. So yes, they are present.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/3119394920_32ccbb925b_z.jpg

DUCKS TOUCH EACH OTHER

[Zhukov]

Speaking of coughing, I was bragging to this girl the other day about how I don't get sick EVER, for which she was suitably impressed, and now just before our next date I have a disgusting guttural cough going on.

How many sentences can you think of that will require me to fashionably end/begin with a clearing of the throat? I need some way to cough incognito.

[Kitsa]

I don't know, but thinking "Wow, I haven't been sick in a long time" is a rookie mistake. Not that I subscribe to any particular philosophy that believes in the causality, but I swear every damn time I have that thought I always get sick right afterward.

[Dimnos]

Your best bet is probably to drink something hot and try coughing it all up before.

[Babs]

I just got over a pretty nasty illness that had occupied my body for 4 days. Best thing to do, run/jog or do something where you're being active for about 10 minutes where you're basically going to sweat it out.

[Tadao]

My doctor always recommends that I over exert myself when I'm ill.

[Babs]

Stop sweatin' me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

jerking off like 8 times is the way to get healthy

[Babs]

Is that how you had a baby?

[Sam]

SAM

:confused:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HOW I HAD TWO BABIES

[Zhukov]

Thank you 10k for the only actual serious suggestion.

[Aaarg]

this is where all the dicks touch each other

[Babs]

The circle (jerk) of life.

[Kitsa]

I had a serious suggestion.

[Babs]

Well, what's going on? Are you coughing up green shit, is it just a sore throat, is it a dry cough, I have no idea what's going on. No need to take antibiotics if there's no sign of infection.

[Tadao]

Marijuana can cure it. I don't know what it is but Dr. Peter Tosh said it's good for (blank).

[Babs]

Primo bud. That real sticky herb.

[Esuohlim]

:confused:

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[Shrubfest]

So, I graduated yesterday. Had to get up on stage and shake the university chancellors hand whilst wearing hired robes.

Who's our university chancellor?

Patrick Stewart.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[Pub Lover]

Shrub's Uni has a rule that prohibits asking him about Star Trek.

Shrub did not take the hint when I suggested there was no rule that barred licking his head.

Where's the picture of Willie as a cop?

Ask pub.

[00:22] Mrs. O: seems MLE believes you have a photo of willie as a cop.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/williecop.jpg

[Shrubfest]

A girl hugged him. It was majorly awkward. Then she couldn't find her seat when she got down.

And I couldn't lick his head, he had robes of ceremony on, which involved a hat. :( I was also too short.

[Kitsa]

I watched Safe House again the other night. I think I'd be battling lines from the movie in my head the entire ceremony.

Very neat though.

Henry Winkler spoke at the Ithaca graduation :/

[Tadao]

Hahahaha I watched Safe House last month. That was a horrible movie. :(

[Tadao]

http://nohway.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/patrick-stewart1.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Channeling Vincent Price

[Fathom Zero]

ty plub

[Babs]

Whatever happened to that pentegarn guy. All I remember was a really creepy picture of what seemed to be goofy being posted and he suddenly left.

[Kitsa]

VkJEt1UsUcs

[Babs]

He left because he thought we're all incompetent children?

[Kitsa]

This place is so slow on weekends :(

[Zhukov]

Everyone's pretending to be busy.

[Tadao]

Busy not getting shot

[Aaarg]

hahaha mr wizard's my hero suddenly

some people came to the door to tell me about the bible.

"so, do you believe in evolution?"
"yes."
"what evidence do you see that makes you believe?"
"uh, there's lots of it. where should i begin?"
"well why do you think humans have stopped evolving?"
"we haven't."

come on now seriously you run a door-to-door conversion mission and your argument to people who believe in the theory of evolution is "why aren't we evolving now?"

you might as well ask "why we still got monkeys?"

[Tadao]

Humans have devolved.

[Tadao]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png

[Aaarg]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41jyz22MZ2L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

[Kitsa]

Evolved versions of humans put signs on their doors saying no religious solicitation.

I must have some look on my face that happens when people tell me they are ministers, because they stop and leave without my even needing to say a word. This is funny because I've been ordained (ULC) for around 9-10 years.

I used to give Mormon missionaries two 7-ups and told them to have a nice day before I closed the door. It was sort of like trick or treat.

[Tadao]

I GISed "dicks touch each other" and found this 3rd in.

http://i.imgur.com/9WXm1.jpg

:eek

[Tadao]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/december/freeze-yer-under-arrest.jpg

[Tadao]

All of California needs to be murdered and burned :x

Must have been drunk.:bow

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/WHAT.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/fghlhpestopubtadao.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/PhotoFunia_1c73ba.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Animal/IMG_0006.jpg

[Tadao]

Can we make an emoticon dedicated to Kitsa.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Animal/chloe2ndday5.jpg

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Animal/PhotoFunia_3bf7c.jpg

[Dimnos]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Animal/IMG_0006.jpg

You have been slow cooking those mother fuckers for like 2 years now. I think they are ready.

[Tadao]

Needs more 5 spice

[Kitsa]

You kept a picture of my dog?

[Tadao]

You act surprised?