I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

GOD FUCK ASSPIES

MY LIFE IS SO HARD AND IM SO COMPLICATED THAT I NEED SOME SPECIAL DEVICE TO SIMULATE HUGS

It is the fleshlight that you can get your mom to pay for.

[captain516]

..

haha I used to steal shit all the time when I was a kid.

[Pub Lover]

We all did. Some of us didn't stop. >:

[Grislygus]

I got stuck with all lows too, what the fuck >: the artist is NORMAL?!! I call bullshit.

Half of those questions weren't even "yes" or "no" answers, anyway

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Thanks survey for outlining what books you need to sell me.

[Esuohlim]

lol at the high scores for Histrionic and Narcissistic

THE CROSS-DRESSING IS STARTING TO MAKE SENSE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I blame the narcissism on my fantastic ass.

[Grislygus]

With your ass and my legs, we can rule the world

"10,000 VOLT FRANKENGUST: THE MONSTER EVERYONE'S GAY FOR



INCLUDING THE LADIES



SUMMER 2011"

[kahljorn]

:lol

It is the fleshlight that you can get your mom to pay for.

i was just looking at vibrators and saw that thing :O
looks like a icecream shake with a pit of sarlac in it.

[Kitsa]

I just took their Depression one and it says I have Seasonal Affective Disorder. Maybe that's true because man, fuck winter.

[Shyandquietguy]

I just got seasons one and two of KITH for roughly fourteen bucks.

[Kitsa]

r3-LxmrFm40

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

With your ass and my legs, we can rule the world

"10,000 VOLT FRANKENGUST: THE MONSTER EVERYONE'S GAY FOR



INCLUDING THE LADIES



SUMMER 2011"

:lol we'd be puttin on the ritz for sure.

[Colonel Flagg]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Whatever ....

So if you put two antisocial people in a room together, will they cancel each other out

Yeah, one will kill the other.

You're getting better. This was almost funny. :shocked

[Kitsa]

schizoid-five, col flagg.

[Colonel Flagg]

I wouldn't be schizophrenic if all those damned voices in my head would just SHUT THE HELL UP!

[Tadao]

Forehead: Very high

:lol

[Pentegarn]

So if you put two antisocial people in a room together, will they cancel each other out

Yeah, one will kill the other.



You're getting better. This was almost funny. :shocked

But almost doesn't count, and since you quoted him after 5:42, this counts in his clunker count so...

Jokes ruined by Pram Maven's clunker posts (from 5/29/11 5:42 PM) - 4

[Fathom Zero]

I just took their Depression one and it says I have Seasonal Affective Disorder. Maybe that's true because man, fuck winter.

I love winter and hate spring. Spring is just warm enough to disappoint you when it's only that way for a day, then goes back to being freezing the rest of the week, on top of dumping 20" of rain on you. Fuck Spring.

[Kitsa]

I don't mind rain or transitory shitty weather. Spring is when you begin to see light at the end of the tunnel after three or four months of solid pain.

[Otto]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Maybe I DID deserve all those beatings as a child :(

[Esuohlim]

Spring makes everything smell like compost, and although it's when FINE YOUNG WOMEN BEGIN TO WEAR SKIRTS AGAIN :WINK I'd still take winter over spring and summer anytime

[MLE]

http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii475/kryxish/sillyonlinetest.png

I don't know how I scored lower than like, half of you.

[MLE]

Also, how does answering "DO YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED SOCIAL INTERACTION" with no means that you hate everyone and everything all the time forever?

[executioneer]

i still think having it be only "yes-no" makes it entirely too easy for it to be completely wrong as ass

[Esuohlim]

I think I'm the only one who found their results to be pretty accurate

[Zhukov]

We all know it's wrong so people can stop taking the test now.

[Tadao]

Does it still count if I can't tell my right from my left half the time?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/Buy-CiG-A-count.jpg

I don't remember this. :(

[kahljorn]

Also, how does answering "DO YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED SOCIAL INTERACTION" with no means that you hate everyone and everything all the time forever?

AND IF YOU ANSWER YES YOU ARE HISTRIONIC :lol

[Fathom Zero]

Was there anything in that quiz about being electocuted? I mean, if you really like being electrocuted?

[kahljorn]

I'd say no but then i would probably have a disease

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Hm. Nice.

[Fathom Zero]

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22072

Bumped coz of spam, but it gave me douche-chills.

[Pub Lover]

I don't remember this. :(

Which is one of the reasons you stopped taking Meth.

[Fathom Zero]

Gil Scott-Heron died Friday. :(

[Kitsa]

It was televised, though. I saw it. I had to explain to my parents who he was :(

[Fathom Zero]

BAH OLD BLACK MAN WTF

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It was televised, though. I saw it. I had to explain to my parents who he was :(


I had to look him up too. Thought you meant they televised him dying.

[Zhukov]

I had to look him up too. Thought you meant they televised him dying.

Yeah, I was about to google him just to watch his death.


"Welp, 'spose I'd better watch it then."

[Kitsa]

It was a joke that fell flat, half due to poor execution and half due to no one understanding the reference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Revolution_Will_Not_Be_Televised

[Fathom Zero]

I laughed pretty hard on the inside. I really did. Just want you to know that.

[Pub Lover]

I got the reference in the joke. It was a real "I see what she did there" moment. I've been a bit annoyed that it took his death for his songs to get airplay. And when I say songs I mostly mean song.

It is Fats Domino all over again.

[Fathom Zero]

_b2F-XX0Ol0

eV_astp3BjM

He strikes me as a person who's seen things I wouldn't believe.

[Esuohlim]

TO 7FORCE: I'm going to have to start blocking your statuses on Facebook if it means not having to read any goddamn LENOR comments

[Pub Lover]

eu_qjcsF6Gs

[Pub Lover]

TO 7FORCE: I'm going to have to start blocking your statuses on Facebook if it means not having to read any goddamn LENOR comments

He is friends with Lenor on facebook? :lol

I am glad she hasn't found me.

I would sure feel bad twice a year when I actively ignore her friend request.

Just like I to Womti's. :eek

[Otto]

THINGS IN JAAAAAAaaaAAaaarrRs!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/253097_10150217820742147_607792146_7148943_283901_ n.jpg
Nazi super-science may be a really cliched theme, but that's what I decided to go with. I know there was a Kaiser Wilhelm Institute for biochemistry, but the one for Eugenics is the more infamous one, so I used that. The German's probably all wrong, but I think it looks pretty good otherwise.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/240641_10150217820857147_607792146_7148946_591117_ o.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Ichor is terrifying.

[Tadao]

Too bad you don't have a fountain pen. :(

[Otto]

Too bad you don't have a fountain pen. :(

I do have one, but I draw better than I write with it. But it was written with a Rotring Rapidograph and they're German.

[captain516]

That looks awesome. Great job, Ottto

[Tadao]

An old typewriter would work nicely too. They probably have an old typewriter font were the letters are at very slightly different heights.

[Otto]

I've got one final sculpture for one of these cooking in my oven right now. I'm probably going to put this one in a fancier jar with an English label for Building 257, like the project was continued under Operation Paperclip. I'll probably drag my typewriter out of the closet to label that one.

[Tadao]

Maybe back the ink ribbon up some so that it isn't so fresh looking.

[elx]

frhjddjfrudicsdkefrfkc

[Fathom Zero]

hey elx, want some nsfw dudesex?

[elx]

oopsiedoodle. anyways. do any of you guys really like touch phones all that much? they always look so greasy/dirty. also, it seems like we're all associating the "touch" functionality with the intelligent interface and large screens that they come standard on, and not at all exploring or offering alternatives with the same qualities..


smartphones should come with touch-tracks separate from the screens. or joysticks. >:

[Esuohlim]

Why does Apple keep putting out stuff with touch screens on them >:

Some of us don't want to get the screens dirty with our grotesque, fat fingers >:

My opinion on touch-screens in general still stands to this day, which is why I recently got a new phone that was all the rage back in 2002 and comes with a camera :eek

[LordSappington]

I don't get the hype of touch screens. Sure, you can play more games. But I can never get the damn things right; I can't text at all on them, or select anything, because I have no idea where to press and be in the hitbox or whatever you want to call it.
I'll stick with physical buttons, thank you.

[Esuohlim]

also, it seems like we're all associating the "touch" functionality with the intelligent interface and large screens that they come standard on, and not at all exploring or offering alternatives with the same qualities..

This kind of talk is why you should go into engineering instead of useless astrophysics. Or do BOTH :eek

[Fathom Zero]

I wouldn't use anything else when it comes to screens less than 12" diagonally.

Conversely, I wouldn't use anything but a cursor and keyboard for any screen sized more than that.

[Esuohlim]

Thanks for the input, GW

[elx]

This kind of talk is why you should go into engineering instead of useless astrophysics. Or do BOTH :eek
I am doubling it with engineering! ...just the computer kind. :)


I don't get the hype of touch screens. Sure, you can play more games. But I can never get the damn things right; I can't text at all on them, or select anything, because I have no idea where to press and be in the hitbox or whatever you want to call it.
I'll stick with physical buttons, thank you.
I am stuck with one, and I had to customize my settings just to be able to get it to unlock/turn on for me. so it responds to my touch and nobody elses, which makes it impossible for others to use, just as you described. so lame. but I'm glad I'm not alone in this. :(


I wouldn't use anything else when it comes to screens less than 12" diagonally.

Conversely, I wouldn't use anything but a cursor and keyboard for any screen sized more than that.
Sent from my IPad

[Fathom Zero]

The iPad's only around 9 or 10. I wish it were larger. :\

[Fathom Zero]

Also, fck you btch Milhouse

[Zhukov]

Well I still don't get the hype that goes with text messaging.

[Fathom Zero]

I stopped text messaging as soon as I stopped hooking up with this lovely girl at school. :\ Email is much more efficient for me.

EDIT: :GW, ('cept for the girl part, y'know)

[Kitsa]

Horse herpes!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2011/05/31/pkg.moos.stick.pony.cnn?&hpt=hp_c2

[Pub Lover]

Well I still don't get the hype that goes with text messaging.

I hate making bodily noises at people and I never have more than a single sentence to say at any one time. :eek

[HickMan]

Texting is the future

[Dimnos]

Its great because you can talk to people without having to really talking to them.

[Kitsa]

I prefer it. I hate talking on the phone, so very much.

[Esuohlim]

SOMEONE HEARD YOUR CALL, ESULOHIME

I can't wait to spend 1 minute defecate money as often as I would bathroom :x :spambot

[kahljorn]

They must have a high poker metabolism!

[Chojin]

i like texting because i don't have to begin and conclude my conversations. it's just an exchange of data.

this rule doesn't apply to the retards i work with who text like they're 8 year old girls

lmao he did wut now???? smh neway

i actually have one of the guys friended on facebook and he writes his status updates like that too. i made fun of him for it for a while until that got boring

[Chojin]

"smh" is probably the gayest thing to happen in the history of the written word, btw

for those of you who don't know any idiots, it's shorthand for "shaking my head." its proper use is apparently at the beginning and/or end of every sentence.

i was also hanging out with some people the other day and watching futurama, then one of them actually facepalmed a few times during the episode. later in the evening i said something about furries having no redeemable qualities and they were all "no way man i know furries and they're cool, this is the wrong group to say that in"

basically i hate everyone

[kahljorn]

So I'm going to send an inventory of all the stuff i want (not all the stuff that's mine, either, just what i want) from the apartment (legally i have to tell them all the stuff that i want/try to get it before i can file charges) and I'm going to send a copy to the landlord but i don't have their address.

Would it be dramatic of me to call my ex-landlords and ask for an address I can send certified mail to? Cause they're all weepy fucks so they'll probably call my ex-girlfriend crying about it and then she'll call my grandma and be a bitch.

[kahljorn]

i was also hanging out with some people the other day and watching futurama, then one of them actually facepalmed a few times during the episode. later in the evening i said something about furries having no redeemable qualities and they were all "no way man i know furries and they're cool, this is the wrong group to say that in"

I didn't know that furries actually KNEW people other than each other on the internet. That's kind of creepy.

[Otto]

I didn't know that furries actually KNEW people other than each other on the internet. That's kind of creepy.

I knew a furry once when I went to public high school, but it was before I knew what a furry was, so I just thought, "Man, that tubby girl is really into Sonic the Hedgehog."

[sspadowsky]

I just had to Google "furry" because I didn't know what the hell they were.

I now know that they are the harbingers of the eradication of the human race. Bring on the Four Horsemen, please, and quickly.

[Kitsa]

You know who will be in those horse suits.

[executioneer]

with sex flaps

[Colonel Flagg]

lmao he did wut now???? smh neway

:puke

"smh" is probably the gayest thing to happen in the history of the written word, btw

This is quite true.

I have taken to cringing every time I hear the "dingdong" tone indicating I have a new message. I'm considering sending everything to a global recycle bin.

I refuse to use any "accepted" interwebs shorhand like 2day, btw and wut. I do however use special shorthand known only to the few and the proud, which goes over most people's head, but can be highly amusing if timed just right.

[Kitsa]

Back in the early ICQ days, when my number was 8 digits long (!) and it was still a green flower that said "uh oh!", I had cockatiels who learned to mimic the "uh oh!" exactly. Day and night, nonstop. Drove me crazy.

[Otto]

Better than the parrot my dad got from a drill-sergeant he knew, it was like the thing was channeling R. Lee Ermey.

[Guitar Woman]

Parrots sound like living, breathing versions of those singing wall ornaments.

Hilarious the first three times. Then, target practice.

[Otto]

After spending the ages of 6 to 9 running away in terror, with that motherfucker chasing after me, and listening to it squawk "KILL EM ALL KILL EM ALL KILL EM ALL!" at two in the morning, I agree with you, GW.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

IS BONIFASIO THE FATHER?

[Fathom Zero]

still can't sleep, gon' steep some oolong, btchs

[Otto]

Okay, I'm using the last of my block of Super Sculpey to make one last medical specimen. The idea behind this one is that after the end of the war the project was brought to the US under Operation Paperclip and continued at Plum Island's building 257. This sculpture is pretty small, so I'm probably going to use a small mason jar or possibly an apothecary jar.

So I need some help here. Since this is supposed to be from the early fifties should I still seal the jar in wax? I'm also thinking that instead of typewriting on the label, I might get one of those punch-out label makers, the kind that spits out raised labels on plastic strips. Also, which do you guys think would fit the time period better? A mason jar or an apothecary jar?

[Grislygus]

"smh" is probably the gayest thing to happen in the history of the written word, btw

for those of you who don't know any idiots, it's shorthand for "shaking my head." its proper use is apparently at the beginning and/or end of every sentence.

i was also hanging out with some people the other day and watching futurama, then one of them actually facepalmed a few times during the episode. later in the evening i said something about furries having no redeemable qualities and they were all "no way man i know furries and they're cool, this is the wrong group to say that in"

basically i hate everyone

Your problem seems to involve loser friends; I recommend getting new ones



Of course, some of my new friends kept calling me at three am, just making sure that I didn't know where to SCORE SOME BLOW, so new friends can be bigger pains in the ass than the old ones, I dunno...


Actually, now that I think of it, out of ALL the friends I've made since moving back to California, the only consistently cool ones are all gay. So, the answer to your problem of hating everyone is gay people.

[Grislygus]

'Course, my standards have changed since moving back to California. Now I pretty much desperately seek out friends willing to put down the fuckdamn video games for two seconds and leave their cuntsnargling houses for more than an hour at a time

[LordSappington]

V2XGp5ix8HE

[captain516]

I hate the stuff you like

[Kitsa]

Somehow that reminded me of Cake.

[Zhukov]

It sounds like Cake, doesn't it? I think it was pretty good.

I like Cake.

[Pub Lover]

I don't understand what you said

:lol

Clay, it seems you're too old to be down with the kids. :eek

Like the rest of us.

[Pub Lover]

I smell EXCITEMENT! :blah

Colonel, I think you can say ass on Facebook nowadays. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Could all the ThrashO nonsense be put in one thread, please?

To follow the conversation Taddy & Zuzu are having with him I have to click all over the place.

Who has the time for that?! :eek

[HickMan]

thnx for the pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

You're welcome, Clay. Pagebraks are the only reason I'm here. :eek

[HickMan]

I remember when I had interesting things to say on this forum...I actually responded to previous posts...now I post rabble when I'm bored. What have I become?!

[Pub Lover]

You are a mini-Pub. One day you may grow into a mini-Kitsa. :eek

[Pub Lover]

What a day that will be. :eek

[HickMan]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

I strayed far from this web site for many years! What have I become?! I AM NO LONGER PART OF THIS COMMUNITY

[HickMan]

I even forgot my old password for my Hickman account! I remember when I made that account almost ten years ago! I was such a loser! What a gay name!


this is all so surreal

[Colonel Flagg]

Colonel, I think you can say ass on Facebook nowadays. :eek

I know, Pub; I prefer to euphamize (is that even a word?), if that's ok with you ..... ;)

On a side note, you were up late tomorrow night!

[Colonel Flagg]

I even forgot my old password for my Hickman account! I remember when I made that account almost ten years ago! I was such a loser! What a gay name!

I don't know about that .... it lends itself well to the Hickman Challenge.

[Tadao]

ASS
ASS
ASS
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ASS
ASS
ASS

[Esuohlim]

I even forgot my old password for my Hickman account! I remember when I made that account almost ten years ago! I was such a loser! What a gay name!


this is all so surreal

Don't worry bro just like Iraq and Afghanistan this place will never change no matter how much outside influence tries otherwise

[HickMan]

I wish this was face-space so I could like your post :o

[HickMan]

I really wouldn't even be obligated to reply, I'd just 'like' it. That says enough, doesn't it?

[HickMan]

Then again I'd end up 'liking' the majority of posts made here on I-mock...all the page braks alone would take me forever.

[captain516]

I hate the guy on your friends list who likes EVERY SINGLE POST that you make

[HickMan]

Yeah and he most likely isn't even a real friend :rolleyes

[Zhukov]

I hate this one guy who has really long shoes. The ones that curve a bit at the end. Fuck him.

He's probably on facebook.

[Esuohlim]

Are you talking about Will Ferrell from ELF because I agree

[Zhukov]

http://www.triplejunearthed.com/TheEveningDolls

The guy in the front. Been the person I hate the most in real life since we went to high school.

[Esuohlim]

Now that his name is known Tadao will make short work of him, don't worry

[HickMan]

That band photo reminds me of something...

http://www.panelsonpages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/faith1-2010-04.jpg

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

ASS
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Awwwww..... Am I too late for ass?

[Pub Lover]

You're being one just fine, Buster. >:

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

berrigerant

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.triplejunearthed.com/TheEveningDolls

The guy in the front. Been the person I hate the most in real life since we went to high school.


Yeah but he plays the vox guitar. Just like peter frampton.

[Zhukov]

I can't expect you guys to understand, and you can't expect me to even begin to explain the reasons I hate him.

It just is.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That works for me.

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

You're being one just fine, Buster. >:

Moi?

Now now nowwwww... lets not be hasty
I've only just arrived
Its early yet
You may see me in a better light given time



or not :\

[Pub Lover]

e5smPcN8AoE

[Pub Lover]

;)

:confused:

:yum

:eek (http:/minesfluttershy)

now she has a new production to work on: baby

:moon

:\ (http://doyoumeanapplejack)

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/Pentegarn/index-1.jpg

DOUBLE SEEECRATS:eek (http://doyouknowaboutemoticonsecrats)

HAHAHA GET IT?

>:........

:lol

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/weirdos2.jpg

GUYS WHY AREND YOU USING SECRETS THIS THREAD IS THE BEST SECRETS >: (http://hahawhoopsdonttelldadaboutsecrats)

I drew a picture for a friend with the ponies on juggalo makeup and it said 'friendship is miracles'

lol more like MAREicles get it

:lol maybe they should be wearing Ponycles :posh

THIS THREAD IS SO SECRET I FORGOT ABOUT IT :O

:eek :conspiracy

tf7SZ_WoC4o

Hey guys. :eek (http://thisisreallyanangryface) Whad is this nonsense even a thin that I am seein?????

[HickMan]

this is silly

[Colonel Flagg]

Yes. Yes it is.

[Colonel Flagg]

Moi?

Now now nowwwww... lets not be hasty
I've only just arrived
Its early yet
You may see me in a better light given time



or not :\

Does this remind anyone of anybody we might know? :(

Show me the funny!

[Pub Lover]

Don't entice it to post again, Colonel.

[executioneer]

pub lover you figured out all the secrats :eek (http://eventhisone)

[Chojin]

I hate the guy on your friends list who likes EVERY SINGLE POST that you make

my mom does that. it makes it hard to be an internet narcissist when all my glamour shots get liked by my mom.

moooooooom stoooooop it

[Colonel Flagg]

Don't entice it to post again, Colonel.

It's a proven fact that it doesn't matter what I say. :(

But I apologize anyway. I'll try not to let it happen again.

[Pentegarn]

But still he's right, where's the fucking funny?

[HickMan]

See? I'd totally 'like' Chojin's post...not like in a creepy mom way, but just to show him that we're on the same page.

"like"

[Pub Lover]

But still he's right, where's the fucking funny?

Mister Garn, seeing as you've set yourself up as the master of funny around here I do note that I have experienced very few chortles from your posts. This is astonishingly incongruent. :eek

[Pentegarn]

Mister Garn, seeing as you've set yourself up as the master of funny around here I do note that I have experienced very few chortles from your posts. This is astonishingly incongruent. :eek

Set myself up how? He said he was funny, and has yet to be.

I mean we can't all be i-mockery's tosh.0 of posts like you I suppose, but I do know that nobody has found a thing he has posted funny, and I am not wrong in saying it

[Pub Lover]

I am amused by my own posts and likely the only one, but at least I keep my shits in the litterbox here. You're running around spreading it over everything. Pick a thread to berate these chaps and hide it where it won't be mistakenly read.

[Pentegarn]

You don't like how I post Pub, fine, there's an ignore button. Use it. Otherwise, quit yer bitchin

Actually, I take that back, go on with your bad self

[Otto]

I keep my shits in the litterbox here.

My dog likes to eat the nuggets of shit out of my cat's litterbox. That's kind of what I-mockery is like sometimes.

[Colonel Flagg]

THERE you are, Funny! I knew you must have been hiding around here somewhere! :D

[Pentegarn]

I keep my shits in the litterbox here. You're running around spreading it over everything.

Also a pussy shits in a box, a lion shits where he wants to :wordsofwisdom

[Pub Lover]

Whoever heard of a pussy-skin rug? :x

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Otto]

Whoever heard of a pussy-skin rug? :x

I knew a guy...

[Pentegarn]

I got a charge out of that :lol

[Dimnos]

Hey guys. :eek (http://thisisreallyanangryface) Whad is this nonsense even a thin that I am seein?????

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y8m29ZLX5ag/STSYjESMjWI/AAAAAAAAB2w/kfnmE5xbkK4/s400/SECRET+SQUIRREL+COLOR+3.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Secret squirrel is such a badass.

[Colonel Flagg]

I liked Morocco Mole.

[LordSappington]

Today, I got a seven cent raise! That's 0.9% my previous pay rate! Fuck you too, Randall's!
I think this is the last straw for me.

[HickMan]

Who is Randall?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Today, I got a seven cent raise! That's 0.9% my previous pay rate! Fuck you too, Randall's!
I think this is the last straw for me.

With that raise me and you can buy this together now

http://cgi.ebay.com/RARE-METEORITE-MUONIONALUSTA-VERY-BIG-PIECE-627-KG-/160562445543?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2562447ce7

[elx]

WHOLE FOODS AND TRADER JOES STOLE MY MONEY :( / I WISH I HAD A RAISE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

elx, split this meteorite with me and LS.

[elx]

bananas are the only thing worth eating anymore, bananas and rice.

[Tadao]

BITCH BE WACKY AN SHIT

[elx]

elx, split this meteorite with me and LS.
sure. they are actually pretty cheap, like, you could get a meteoroid chip and have it polished/set into a ring for like $80. it's really awesome too. it's unfortunate that not many people but you and I will ever appreciate it Bill. everyone only cares about their silly diamonds, which are boring. meteorites travel throughout our galaxy for billions of years and are awesome fiery balls of space junk- diamonds are just dumb rocks that come from west african slave children. where's the appeal?!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I love you ELX. Like Home Love though. That's how I feel about meteorites too.

[elx]

I love you just like meteorites too Bill, you are my diamond in the sky and my shooting star.

[elx]

so since we just exchanged vows and chose our rings we are now married :)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hahaha, I picked out these myself for us then
http://www.juztimage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/white-picket-fence-1.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

but only with Milhouse's blessings

[elx]

oh, what? the fence? I was thinking more of something like this for you:

http://www.dogrunkennel.com/files/1919916/uploaded/64-644-End.jpg

It's really spacious. and anyway, what does milhouse have to do with anything? we don't need anybody else to tell us our marriage is real. except maybe sir flagg.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What did I do to deserve THE DOG HOUSE???

Oh, so kinda weird. I work in insurance and the most recent claim numbers have been ELX???? like all month. Kawinkydink or a sign from the stars(da meteorites)

[Grislygus]

I give MY blessing to this marriage, seeing as how 10k is the only poster here not in constant ginormous asshole mode and still manages to be entertaining

bananas are the only thing worth eating anymore, bananas and rice.

In other news, the Christopher Walken Deer Hunter diet isn't actually recommended for normal people

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

elx, do you have a breathy voice?

[Colonel Flagg]

oh, what? the fence? I was thinking more of something like this for you:

http://www.dogrunkennel.com/files/1919916/uploaded/64-644-End.jpg

It's really spacious. and anyway, what does milhouse have to do with anything? we don't need anybody else to tell us our marriage is real. except maybe sir flagg.

Bill is now my grandson-in-law.

Actually, elx, I would prefer his housing as something akin to this beauty:

http://www.equipmentleasingspecialists.com/business-equipment-financing/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/shipping-container-leasing-150x150.jpg

It makes up for in space what it lacks in natural lighting.

[Guitar Woman]

So is every forum on the internet just sort of dying slowly?

I blame social networking for this.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

So is every forum on the internet just sort of dying slowly?

I figured I just wasn't in the know about where the cool kids all hang out. Everywhere I go online has a shrinking userbase. :(

[Pentegarn]

Like GW said, I think forums in general are starting to kind of die in favor of social networks, there will always be a small cult base of peeps using them though

[Pram Maven]

So is every forum on the internet just sort of dying slowly?

I blame social networking for this.

I blame satanic forum beatdowns.

[Otto]

I blame your mother not having an abortion.

[Pram Maven]

I blame your mother for not knowing that I was being born so she could perform the abortion.

No, wait-

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Holy shit. At,a gay pride parade. Watching 18 lesbians trying to cook bacon is the most annoying thing ever.

[Dimnos]

Why are they trying to cook bacon at a parade?

[Otto]

One time I wanted bacon for breakfast but I didn't have a shirt so I cut neck and armholes in a cardboard box, put it on, and started cooking bacon. One of my friends came in and just went "drunk or high?"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The lesbians were trying to cook bacon. If it, would have been me it would have been done the right way by now.

[ThrashO]

I agree.

[Otto]

Jeeziz, between you and Pram Maven, it's like a buffet of outlets for my rage.

[Esuohlim]

I'VE GOT A TIP FOR THE NEW PEOPLE:

Ease in a little bit so we get to know you first BEFORE ejaculating your comedy everywhere. We are a message board full of asshole snobs that's not worth the time and effort unless you fly under the radar for a while

Kinda like Ex Leper! He's this boring dude who seems to be laying low! He's got the right idea

[ThrashO]

good thinkin. i fixed it. ;)

[Otto]

You pretty much just sprayed air-freshener after farting. Everyone can still smell your fart and now they can smell air-freshener so they know that you're ashamed of your fart.

[ThrashO]

whogivesashit

[Otto]

Obviously you do, because it smells like you just shit your pants in this thread. Then sprayed air-freshener everywhere to try and cover it up.

[Tadao]

It's funny how much they need our approval.

[Otto]

This guy's pretty fun, but I wish we had another dipshit of clementian proportions.

[ThrashO]

What was shitty about what I originally posted? About lesbians being worthless? I didn't even think there was anything wrong with it, I erased it to be a smart ass so fuck off shithead.

Also by "wishing for another dipshit" you're giving away the fact that your "hatred for noobs" is a facade and deep down you need them because mocking them is really your only form of what you think is humor.

[Otto]

No, I just like mocking unstable retards.

[HickMan]

shits gettin heated

[Otto]

mercury risin'

[Pentegarn]

I think the new noob strategy is a tard legion, these new peeps are coming in here in clusters and giving us too many targets in the hopes that they overload our brains

[Guitar Woman]

I'm never going outside again.

Literally nothing happens out there.

[Colonel Flagg]

I have a baaaad feeling about this. These dudes are too much alike for it to be a coincidence. :Paranoid

[zeldasbiggestfan]

What is your avatar? It's weird as fuck.

[Grislygus]

OUTSIDER

OOOOOUTSIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEER



NOT ONE OF US, IT FAILS THE TEST

[executioneer]

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/invasion_of_the_body_snatchers_1978_movie_image_do nald_sutherland_01.jpg

[Shyandquietguy]

What was shitty about what I originally posted? About lesbians being worthless? I didn't even think there was anything wrong with it, I erased it to be a smart ass so fuck off shithead.

Also by "wishing for another dipshit" you're giving away the fact that your "hatred for noobs" is a facade and deep down you need them because mocking them is really your only form of what you think is humor.

Good for you.

I feel good for him, how about everyone else?

[Pub Lover]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/otto_wimpy.jpg
THANKS FOR TAKING MY PICTURE WHILE I WAS IN THE SNOW, WHILE DRUNK, AND TRYING TO GET THE DOG BACK INSIDE, JAMES, YOU FUCKPUNCHER.

I found a cup that looks like me! Too bad it's not food safe :(.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/mejug.jpg

..

[HickMan]

That's a huge burger :o

[Pub Lover]

He will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[Otto]

NO CREDIT, ESPECIALLY YOU OTTO

[Colonel Flagg]

What is your avatar? It's weird as fuck.

You talkin' ta me?

[ThrashO]

Uh oh! He's gonna get it nooow! :eek

[Otto]

Uh oh! He's gonna get it nooow! :eek
http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/invasion_of_the_body_snatchers_1978_movie_image_do nald_sutherland_01.jpg
SCREEEEEEEE

[Fathom Zero]

Kiss my leeps

[Fathom Zero]

Grislygus, I don't know where you are right now, but I want to give you a fistbump. You wanna know why? Because you're a cool dude. That's why. :bros

[ThrashO]

OUTSIDER

OOOOOUTSIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEER



NOT ONE OF US, IT FAILS THE TEST

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/invasion_of_the_body_snatchers_1978_movie_image_do nald_sutherland_01.jpg


http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/invasion_of_the_body_snatchers_1978_movie_image_do nald_sutherland_01.jpg
SCREEEEEEEE

all you did was combine two jokes and then make them not funny. what a fuckin faggot.

[Esuohlim]

So how long are we going to have deal with your INTERNET TOUGH GUY persona before you get bored and leave

[Pub Lover]

We never get tired of your INTERNET TOUGH GUY act, Esuohlim. :love

[Esuohlim]

FUCK YOU FAGGOT PUB YOU FAGGOT FAGGOT

[ThrashO]

So how long are we going to have deal with your INTERNET TOUGH GUY persona before you get bored and leave

tough as in being a badass or defending myself?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That new guy gives me the heebie jeebies something fierce.

[Esuohlim]

tough as in being a badass or defending myself?

It just seems kind of out of place since I-Mock is the internet's largest gay community, is all

[ThrashO]

no way

[Pub Lover]

Hey new guy, show us your cock! :orgasm

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/love-in-time-of-foreclosure/rooster.jpg

[Pentegarn]

Colonel's new sig is :lol

[Otto]

all you did was combine two jokes and then make them not funny. what a fuckin faggot.

All you did was be unfunny. What a fucking faggot.

[Guitar Woman]

I auditioned for a scriptwriting position at some moneyless animated web series!

They described it as basically being The Twilight Zone on acid. It sounds kewl, I hope I don't get rejected.

[Guitar Woman]

Also, Willie, I really hate to be the one to break it to you, but 4chan absolutely loves the new My Little Pony.

They have threads about it every 15 minutes or so. The entire series is a meme. D:

[LordSappington]

Man, it's been like that for months.
I think I need a new job, but I have no idea where.

[HickMan]

Join the army

[Esuohlim]

I think if 4chan made breathing a meme it'd be enough incentive for me to stop

[HickMan]

"like"

[LordSappington]

Join the army
I don't think the military will take me, now that I'm diagnosed with vertigo problems.

[executioneer]

Also, Willie, I really hate to be the one to break it to you, but 4chan absolutely loves the new My Little Pony.

They have threads about it every 15 minutes or so. The entire series is a meme. D:
it's not like i absolutely HAVE to avoid shit 4chan likes

it didnt stop me from reading icanhazcheezburger basically every day for months

if something's good on its own merits, who gives a shi

[Colonel Flagg]

I don't think the military will take me, now that I'm diagnosed with vertigo problems.

Don't worry Sappy - they'll beat it out of you. It's a win-win. :)

[Fathom Zero]

You underestimate how desperate the military is.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/love-in-time-of-foreclosure/rooster.jpg
Stop trying to make me hate you, New Guy. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Howudoin pub

[HickMan]

You underestimate how desperate the military is.
"like"

Actually, the military is way too over-strength right now. The Army keeps recruiting new soldiers and now has to weed-out a whole slew of the guys that are already in to make room. It's kind of an ass-backwards strategy, but then again it's the United States Military.

[Pub Lover]

Howudoin pub

Full of undirected rage at all times. :eek How about you you, D?

[Fathom Zero]

On the beach, not enjoying the sun. It's sad that my frail white body can only handle the dawn and twilight.

[HickMan]

We all have our crosses we bear. BTW I hope you guys dont mind me jumping into your conversation like that, I just tried to fit in :(

[Fathom Zero]

S'aright bro, this is a cool people conversation and you're invited. :sunglasses

[Pub Lover]

You'll always be cool, Clay. You're keeping the freedom flag flying.


I'm really going to need a full-face picture of Gus' trophy jewish ex-girlfriend asap

This one? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/l_0ff596b624c242428b8b58e2753c5713.jpg)

[Pub Lover]

I found that secret in a folder full of Shrub pictures. Coincidentally her husband told me to stop talking to her today or he'll punch my face in. :eek.

[Fathom Zero]

Lololololololololololololol

[Pub Lover]

I wish Chojin hadn't told us about the 'Shake My Head' thing. Now I see it everywhere and it is so very infuriating. :(

[Zhukov]

:lol

I need a new job too, and I was thinking of joining the police or fire department.

Neither are likely since they just cut police budgets and had to stop recruiting, and I would struggle to lift a fire proof jacket on my shoulders, let alone a damsel in distress.

[Pram Maven]

When changing careers, temp-to-hire is a good place to start.

[Otto]

Something about you just screams temp-for-life, pram. That, or spergy shut-in.

Let's go with spergy shut-in.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:pagebrak

On the beach, not enjoying the sun. It's sad that my frail white body can only handle the dawn and twilight.

Are you at the Va Be ?