I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[liquidstatik]

I don't have a reason to actually think about this.
Oh tadao :lol

[liquidstatik]

THIS IS FO MY PEOPLES THAT JUST LOST SOMEBODY

[MetalMilitia]

http://www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/images/223-681_the_real_firefox.jpg

[wobzire]

That, is an adorable animal. I am at work ON SATURDAY. AGAIN.

[HickMan]

That's what you get for being Jewish

[wobzire]

Yeah I guess. Jews have put up with worse.

[wobzire]

Wait! I'm almost 80% certain I'm not Jewish.

[HickMan]

shutup yes u are

[wobzire]

more like YOU ARE!

[MetalMilitia]

Where the heck is everyone today?

[liquidstatik]

i'm here :x

[liquidstatik]

not for long, though!

[wobzire]

I'm here. All day long. Sweet.

[MetalMilitia]

Later I'm going to watch Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanimo Bay. The first one was pretty funny despite being a teen comedy and apparently the second is better.

[wobzire]

Honestly they are about the same. Personally I liked the first a smidge more.

[HickMan]

Hey guys I'm goin to the Cell nightclub in youngstown!
http://media.valley24.com/img/places/thecell.jpg
It's really shitty and that building in the background is the federal prison :x

[wobzire]

You stay classy HickMan!

[HickMan]

stfu!

[wobzire]

Honestly though looks fun I’m jealous

[liquidstatik]

Later I'm going to watch Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanimo Bay. The first one was pretty funny despite being a teen comedy and apparently the second is better.

as far as teen comedies go, i think superbad beat 'em all :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

"The cell" looks pretty classy

[Pub Lover]

the obongs!!!:domo

and code monkeys is kinda funny. Cockgoblin:sleep
I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH THESE CHOICES. >:


Wally, she's 13. ;)

STOP FIGHTING WITH A LITTLE GIRL, JERK. >:

[Tadao]

:love

[bigtimecow]

what's up guyz

i'm playing poker with some friends right now and one of them accidentally hit the table and the cards flipped over. what a fucking retard

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You should stand up for your table and hit them with it.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm a bad poker player as I always bet my entire stockpile of chips when I want to bluff someone out

[Guitar Woman]

It'll work some day, I swear to god

[liquidstatik]

GUYS I KNOW I BRING THIS UP AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH, BUT WHERE IS PILLOWFIGHT? :'(

[liquidstatik]

she IMd me the other day long enough to call mea jerk for not remembering her AIM name & that she's havin fun being drunk a lot then signed off, AND I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER SINCE

[liquidstatik]

I USED TO HAVE THE BIGGEST E-CRUSH ON HER EVER GUYS :'(

[Guitar Woman]

Pillowfight was a girl?

[liquidstatik]

she better have been >:

[HickMan]

she posted pictures of cats i bet she was hot. guys im drunk again from THE CELL

[HickMan]

I told people I was a future veteran and they bought me drinks. What idiots!

[Tadao]

lol arent you supposed to be at a show or is that next week

[HickMan]

Next week I'm gong to chicago for animal collective and they're way cooler then clubs. even though clubs have hot girls i danced and TOTALLY MADE OUT WITH :bejealous

[wobzire]

WELLLL. I'm at work again.

[MetalMilitia]

And I'm at home again. I want to play a game but I'm bored of everything.

[wobzire]

have you tried porn?

[MetalMilitia]

My girlfriend is sitting 3 meters to my left. I'm not sure if she'd approve. :(

[wobzire]

are you sure she wouldn't???

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah, pretty much.

[wobzire]

Yeah I hear that.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Shrubfest]

Wow, there's some fun in here....

Hi?

[liquidstatik]

'elo :o

[MetalMilitia]

Are you doing housework, Shrubfest?

[Shrubfest]

NO! Amazing....

I spent all day reading. It was GREAT.

I'll have to make tea later though...

[wobzire]

Here you all are! I almost actually did some work. IT'S SUNDAY for crap sake.

[liquidstatik]

lol you really hate work don't ya?

[Shrubfest]

Oooh. Work? No. Stay, chat crap....they'll understand...

[wobzire]

When I have to come into the office YES. When I get to work from my home office I fucking love it.

[liquidstatik]

whurr ya work? ;o

[mischief]

i'm at work and it's not so bad guys..

[wobzire]

Fraud prevention at a bank.

[wobzire]

It is a laugh a minute let me tell you.

[Shrubfest]

Mischief, where do you work?

[mischief]

should i say? hmm....

i work for a travel company that caters exclusively to las vegas. and NO i do not work in the call center or do sales. i hate sales

[wobzire]

The sales people in the office here are one of the main reasons I hate coming into the office. YOU SHOP AT THE MALL HOLY SHIT TELL ME MORE! YOU AND YOUR GRRRL FRIENDS LIKE TO DRINK AT THE CLUB THIS IS SO INTERESTING!

[liquidstatik]

u work for the mafia? :eek

[Shrubfest]

Ooh. Holidays.

I never go on holiday. Or work. Hmmm.

[mischief]

u work for the mafia? :eek

man i'm so bad at keeping secrets :(

[HickMan]

With a name like mischief you KNOW he's trouble!

Hey guys who wants to join the army with me? I'll get 2000 dollars and a promotion.

[mischief]

i don't have a dick

[wobzire]

Do you want one? We can share.

[mischief]

how big is it?

[HickMan]

You don't need a dick to join the army :rolleyes

[mischief]

but you need a dick to be a "he"
or at least plan on having one

[wobzire]

I'm scared now and would like to back out on the proposed transaction. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

[mischief]

is it that small wob?

[wobzire]

Is there any answer I could give that would convince you otherwise?

[wobzire]

If there was that probably wasn't it.

[mischief]

a picture

[wobzire]

No that won't work I'm trying to convince you it's NOT small.

[Shrubfest]

Change of topic: SOME SCARY LOOKING PEOPLE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR, BUT I HAVE NO KEYS. BUT THEY KNOW I'M HERE.....

[mischief]

but i'm still concerned about wobzire's small penis

[wobzire]

Scary how? Like dangerous minority scary? Or townsfolk with torches and pitchforks scary?

[Shrubfest]

Like jehova scary....people in suits....without clipboards.

[wobzire]

you would have been better off with the townsfolk

[MetalMilitia]

You can't get out of your own house, Shrub?

[Shrubfest]

At the backdoor, but we're running short on front door keys, so everyone else took one out with them, an i aint got one.

[mischief]

i hope your house doesn't light on fire and you die a horrible death

[Pub Lover]

Shrubfest is a girl that likes to get in through the backdoor. :tadao

[HickMan]

Grab a weapon to hit them with! Preferably something blunt and hard to cause internal d-d-d-damage!

[wobzire]

Maybe you should hear them out? I bet they have some great ideas on enriching your life.

[Shrubfest]

Hickman, I cant get to them! The door is in the way!

An they left now. Yay!

[Shrubfest]

And ta, Pub.

[HickMan]

Wait so you need a key to open your door from the inside? That's F'd up :x

[Shrubfest]

Not really. Thats the way locks work. You turn the key, it doesnt open til you turn it again.

[MetalMilitia]

It's called a dead lock. :posh

[Shrubfest]

Oof, knowledgable!

[HickMan]

http://newsblaze.com/pix/2006/0511/pix/soldier-rpg.jpg
this is who I'll be training!

[Sethomas]

By giving him target practice?

[Tadao]

He's got dreamy eye.

If you dream about being raped.

And your a man.

[Esuohlim]

DO WE SERIOUSLY LET SHRUBFEST POST IN THIS THREAD BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL?

Y'ALL ARE GAY

[Pub Lover]

It's the same reason we let GW post in here. :blah

[liquidstatik]

MILHOUSE IS THE REASON YOU DON'T POST IN THIS THREAD CAUSE SHE'S A GIRL?

[wobzire]

Are girls not supposed to post here?

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim wants no one to post in here.

[wobzire]

I can see why.

[liquidstatik]

fck u wizard

[Pub Lover]

I can see why.

Fuck off >:

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim wants no one to post in here.

I DON'T CARE WHAT GENDER YOU ARE, I KNOW BORING WHEN I READ IT >:

[Esuohlim]

SORRY DUDES I AM A GRUMP TODAY DON'T MIND ME

[wobzire]

I was only kidding! I'm bored as hell I wish people would post in here more if anything.

[Guitar Woman]

do you guys really only like me because I'm a girl

I thought we were friends ;_;

[liquidstatik]

ITS WHATEVER

[Tadao]

do you guys really only like me because I'm a girl

I thought we were friends ;_;

Who are you talking to, MLE and Chojin don't post here.

[MetalMilitia]

They're on holiday, I don't know where!

[HickMan]

NO MORE GRUMPIN AROUND YOU GRUMPS

[Kitsa]

I hate the people in my neighborhood. They're like an old-people gang and if you're under 75 they're too good to speak to you. I was walking with the boyfriend earlier and two different old men were gaping at us....I said hi and they both just walked off without responding. I mean, not ALL the people in the rental houses are rednecks :(

[MetalMilitia]

Perhaps they just didn't understand your youthful lexicon.

Next time I'd go with "Good day!" or "greetings, friend!".

[Kitsa]

One house actually has like old-people gang meetings- a big ring of motorized wheelchairs and those walkers you can sit in, in their driveway.

[bigtimecow]

i assume you guys are doing something else while you're on these forums

so right now, what are you doing?

[MetalMilitia]

...no. I'm literally just sitting here alternating between clicking "User CP" and "New Posts".

[bigtimecow]

loser :(

[mischief]

i'm drinking a delicious coke from in n out

[Kitsa]

I'm just stewing, frowning at a slight pain in my tooth and thinking that I might get up and go to the bathroom in a few minutes.

[MetalMilitia]

In some ways I wish the forum software kept a running count of the number of hours you're active on the forums. I suspect mine would be a terrifyingly huge number by now.

[mischief]

where'd you get those stylin shades metal?

[MetalMilitia]

That's actually a really good question. Where the heck could you buy sunglasses made for a cat. :eek

[bigtimecow]

japan :lol

[wobzire]

hahaha it's funny and true and scarey!

[bigtimecow]

shit, my leg is falling asleep because of the way i'm sitting :/

[bigtimecow]

what are some celebrities you guys would just LOVE to get in the pants of?


http://www.my-pink-passion.com/wp-content/charlize-theron-christian-dior-05.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

She gets extra cool points for being in Arrested Development too.

[bigtimecow]

oh? i was unaware

and that's funny because jason bateman and her are in hancock :eek

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah she was in it for a few episodes in.. season 3 I think.

[bigtimecow]

there's a movie coming out! probably old news but i was informed the other day

:) wooooooooo :)

[Pub Lover]

Oh yeah, her portrayal of an idiot was the only thing I've ever thought she did well. :(

[Kitsa]

You can get cat glasses at those Build a Bear workshop stores.

I won't go into how I know but let's just say my mom's cat hates everyone.

[bigtimecow]

Oh yeah, her portrayal of an idiot was the only thing I've ever thought she did well. :(

i couldn't give a shit less about her acting skills pub >:

[Kitsa]

The BF said "let's go get ice cream or something" and now he's just fucking around with his guitar and I WAS PROMISED ICE CREAM DAMMIT.

[MetalMilitia]

It's a shame that none of the projects of the Arrested Development cast have been that great (with the possible exception of Super Bad). Particularly Will Arnet. I can't think of a single thing he's been in since AD that has been really good.

[bigtimecow]

the only thing i can think of with him otherwise was that movie about him and some other dude needing a get a girl pregnant or something... and yeah, it was horrible

[MetalMilitia]

He was in Blades of Glory which wasn't TOO shockingly terrible. Though I'd never watch it again.

Will Ferrell needs to quit making crap films about sports. >:

[bigtimecow]

talladega nights, blades of glory, semi pro... not the best track record :nopun

although step brothers looks fantastic

[Tadao]

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/reno-911/images/kerri-kenney-3.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

I don't know, it could go either way.

But the trailer did make me laugh which is more than can be said for the entire film of Talladega Nights.

[bigtimecow]

Tadao! >: why do i find all my responses to your posts to be exactly this

ANYWAY
i love john c. reily, especially in the tim and eric awesome show great job, so hopefully he's just as good in this

[Tadao]

Tadao! >: why do i find all my responses to your posts to be exactly this

Because I'm a forum pro.

[bigtimecow]

that you are! :goldstar

[MetalMilitia]

I've never heard of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, but I've added it to my download queue.

[bigtimecow]

it is/was a show on adult swim. very dry, very odd, very... bizarre, but yes, very funny. john c. reily was only on there a few times as this weird professor doing an infomercial if i remember correctly

anyway, yes, good job!

[Tadao]

Don't eat while watching Tim and Eric.

[bigtimecow]

i second this; lots of gross moments

Tadao, what's the status with your ex woman :-/

[Tadao]

She's a mexican so I'm sure it's really her brothers.

[Pub Lover]

But now and then we wonder who the real men are (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4ol3hRPYSE)

[executioneer]

john c is on most of the episodes from what i remember

he's doctor steve brule!

edit: ok he's on 11 out of 21 so far, whoops
and bob odenkirk is on 14 :x

[bigtimecow]

! zing

willie what are you up to this evening (at least evening for me)

[executioneer]

workingggg >:

[bigtimecow]

oh damn, that sucks man :( sorry

i work tomorrow, daytime

[Kitsa]

I just found out that a serial killer died in the ER where I used to work. I missed him by 3 years. I'm kind of glad about that.

[bigtimecow]

thanks for helping my thread willie ;)

[bigtimecow]

I just found out that a serial killer died in the ER where I used to work. I missed him by 3 years. I'm kind of glad about that.

i can understand you being glad you missed it if he died because of trying to kill a bunch of patients or something and the cops shot him in there

otherwise, what do you know about people's histories you know?

[Kitsa]

nope, he tried to kill himself in the county jail, was brought to our ER and was ultimately successful.

That place is a magnet for fucked-up stuff (see "tales of the ER" thread)

[Esuohlim]

GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT A PERSON DIED :chatroomthread

[Esuohlim]

I AM HAVING EGGS AND BACON FOR BREAKFAST :chatroomthread

[Esuohlim]

:catpicture

[liquidstatik]

I HEARD IT'S HAPPENED A FEW TIMES WUTS THE DEAL

[liquidstatik]

MIHLOUSE I FEEL YOU ON THE CATPICTURES

[bigtimecow]

:OLDMEMETHATSNOWDEAD

edit::SPELLEDBACKWARDS

[Pub Lover]

http://twitter.com/i/deafe017142140db7044566433da2c1d176ca9b9

[bigtimecow]

sorry pub, i have this thread for that use

[Pub Lover]

NOT IF I BAN EVERYONE OF YOU DICKS THAT TRIES TO USE IT LIKE THAT

[liquidstatik]

:S

[Esuohlim]

:OLDMEMETHATSNOWDEAD

edit::SPELLEDBACKWARDS

I thank our resident SEXY MOM Guitar Woman for telling me all about the whole "MILHOUSE-IS-NOT-A-MEME IS A MEME"-IS-NOT-A-MEME thing, it is all so clear now

[HickMan]

:3

[Esuohlim]

:4

[liquidstatik]

:B

[Esuohlim]

:♫

[Tadao]

YOU'RE RIGHT MILHOUSE, THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAT HAVING GIRLS TALK TO US. I SEE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. THIS IS NOT GAY AT ALL.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[executioneer]

I CAN TALK TO GIRLS AND POST ON INTERMESSAGE BOARDS AT THE SAME TIME :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

YOU'RE RIGHT MILHOUSE, THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAT HAVING GIRLS TALK TO US. I SEE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. THIS IS NOT GAY AT ALL.

IF YOU WANT TO INVITE JEANETTE IN HERE SO SHE CAN TELL US MORE ABOUT HER POOP STORIES THEN BY ALL MEANS

[HickMan]

See how them people dance? Just throw your arms in the air!

[Kitsa]

GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT A PERSON DIED :chatroomthread

You're right, Milhouse, GUYS I JUST ATE RAISIN BRAN is much more entertaining :keepthesausagefestdreamalive

[MetalMilitia]

I don't understand what this thread is for.

[wobzire]

Workin at home! fuck yeah

[Guitar Woman]

I get to go back to school today!

[Guitar Woman]

I wish I lived in Barbados

[wobzire]

Yeah I could deal with that

[bigtimecow]

school in the summer? sucks to be you GW :(

[bigtimecow]

although, i shouldn't be talking because i'm at school right now too, but i'm WORKING there, not LEARNING eh eh eh eh

[Guitar Woman]

I dropped Health last year and was able to get a 3.4 GPA because of the lack of stress, and it's a horrible class so I'd rather get a 4 week crash course during the summer than drag it out for an entire school year.

It only goes until noon, and usually in the summer I'll be sleeping til noon anyway so I'm actually making use of my time

[Guitar Woman]

So I've played through Silent Hill twice now and I still have no idea how to not get a horrible ending.

The one I got the second time when I didn't beat Cybil to death with a fire hammer was actually WORSE that the one I got when I killed her >:

[bigtimecow]

let's argue about the chat room thread GW >:

[wobzire]

I think it's a good thread! People on the internet shouldn't be picky about that kind of thing.

[bigtimecow]

it is a good thread :love sorry :(

[Pub Lover]

Can you guys actually not see the difference?

[wobzire]

Yeah. I guess. Damnit.

[Tadao]

Difference in what?

[Tadao]

IF YOU WANT TO INVITE JEANETTE IN HERE SO SHE CAN TELL US MORE ABOUT HER POOP STORIES THEN BY ALL MEANS

I'D RATHER IT BE IN HERE THAN IN 4 DIFFERENT THREADS

[Pub Lover]

Difference in what?

Exactly. There isn't. Esuohlim can shut up.

[Fathom Zero]

I found my copy of GTA IV.

[liquidstatik]

SUP DUDES?

[Fathom Zero]

SUP GEHZ

[Kitsa]

I'm gonna enter two portraits in the county fair, and it was lolz picking up the rulebook today. Entry fee per item $1. Grand prize wins $3, runner up wins $2. Big note, NO ADDITIONAL MONETARY PRIZE FOR BEST IN SHOW.

Guess we're in it just for the fame, eh?

[wobzire]

best of luck

[liquidstatik]

lol what lame prizes ;(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.bestfoto.com/Galleries/Gallery_024/Despair-4040.jpg

[wobzire]

Thats sad.

[Kitsa]

They are lame prizes. :(

[liquidstatik]

I hate facebook.


i hate every social networking site tbh :(

[wobzire]

I love every website.

[liquidstatik]

dont read this a girl got lost in the woods in 1997 and didnt find her until 2000 i read it if u read it it means she will kill u in a few days to be saved post this on 5 videos

do people really think that stuffs gonna happen? :x

[Tadao]

Send me the link, I want to read it and die already

[liquidstatik]

you just read it :eek

[Guitar Woman]

there are people who believe chain letters actually work, yes.

[Tadao]

Maybe Gabby read it too

[liquidstatik]

DID YOU WORD THAT TO MAKE ME SOUND STUPID, GW? >:

[liquidstatik]

no but srsly people can't REALLY believe it :x

[Guitar Woman]

So what'd you guys do today

[MetalMilitia]

People believe in much stupider things.

[liquidstatik]

MM god is pretty silly but i mean c'mon :x

& NOTHING GW, WENT AND GOT DOGFOOD AT WALMART

[MetalMilitia]

I drove 100 miles and now I'm drinking some beer with my girlfriend and her friend. :beer

[MetalMilitia]

MM god is pretty silly but i mean c'mon :x

God is great you heathen.

FOR EXAMPLE recently in England someone mistook the moon for a UFO and called the police.

[liquidstatik]

:lol I thought only us southerns that kinda thing

[liquidstatik]

did that kind of thing*

fucking no edit >:

[Pub Lover]

I'm drinking some beer with my girlfriend and her friend. :beer

METALMILITIA HAS TO LEAVE US NOW AS HE IS ABOUT TO HAVE A THREESOME, BUT DON'T WORRY HE'LL BE BACK IN TEN MINUTES TO TELL US ALL ABOUT IT! :hickman

[liquidstatik]

:fight

[MetalMilitia]

He's a guy - a gay guy. So yeah BRB

[Tadao]

A girl i like want's to have a threesome, but with two guys. I told her that I'm down as long as he keeps his distance and we can high five at least 5 times.

[MetalMilitia]

What happens if his balls touch you on the face?

[Pub Lover]

You lick them.

FRICKING HOMOPHOBES, IF YOU JUST RELAX AND TAKE PART WE WILL ALL HAVE FUN.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.hhlax.com/images/Swezey01.jpg

[ElPila666]

Once i was getting stoned with a friend of mine and and his girlfriend, they started to speak themselves in the ear secretly and they laughed while they watching me, so i thing that was a chance that i lose to have a thresome party, later i hear that he used to sell his girlfriend body for sex :(

[MetalMilitia]

La-crossing swords.

[liquidstatik]

Once i was getting stoned with a friend of mine and and his girlfriend, they started to speak themselves in the ear secretly and they laughed while they watching me, so i thing that was a chance that i lose to have a thresome party, later i hear that he used to sell his girlfriend body for sex :(

:lol

[ElPila666]

La-crossing swords.
I hear that when you do it once, you became gay, is that true?

[Tadao]

If his balls touch me then he isn't keeping his distance and he won't get a high five from me.

[ElPila666]

Watch out that gay guy must trying to become you one of them!!!

[Pub Lover]

I'd've sold her body for hard labour and hard science.

[Tadao]

http://www.completelybonkers.co.uk/images/smi2%20pimp%20black%20white%20lepstyle%20print.jpg

[Pub Lover]

If his balls touch me then he isn't keeping his distance and he won't get a high five from me.

Come on, what are the chances that she'd choose to fuck two ugly guys? Relax, you might discover something about yourself, and you don't have to worry about him getting preggers... Well, unless it's Thomas Beatie.

[Tadao]

I already like watching hard cock being sucked off, I don't want to crave it in my mouth :(

[wobzire]

If thats a concern for you it may already be to late

[MetalMilitia]

I hear that when you do it once, you became gay, is that true?

Yeah. Be careful.

[Tadao]

If thats a concern for you it may already be to late

I don't think you actually make those comics, because your observational humor sucks :x

[Tadao]

Just jking, ur funny.

[Tadao]

Don't cry

[HickMan]

http://www.funwarehouse.co.uk/fun/images/index_images/green-mystic-force-power-ranger-costume.jpg

[ElPila666]

Whoa dude Bobba Fett Jr

[Pub Lover]

They have small dicks.
What a refreshing and innovative insight into the mind of a powerseeker.
Quick, review Carrie! SISSY SPACEK TITS!
Roger Barr is all about the titties. Fosho
Wii Dildo (http://www.destructoid.com/introducing-the-wiibrator-or-how-to-diddle-yourself-with-a-wiimote-94480.phtml)
How about copy & pasting what about that link you found amusing, and maybe a comment from you? Too tough? My fault, I expect too much.
Music sucks nowadays and it's the fault of the internet! With the internet, sites and programs like Myspace, Youtube, and the bastards who use Limewire" it has become too easy to find music and there is too much of it. So, naturally there is a ton of unoriginal shit. People can only be creative when they are limited. The greatest musicians ever only had guitars they found out of trashcans, etc. We need to be limited. Technology in the long run is bad for us.

R.I.P music.

Now before you say "Well, your using the internet right now!" I'm on a forum. It's different, fuck you.
You're lamenting a lack of quality control, or to be more accurate, you miss the days of being spoonfed the music you should listen to. Talent still exists, it's just on a level playing field with the untalented, and there are more of them. To find good music now requires that you go look for it, and not just sit back and wait for television or radio to bring it to you.

PLUS YOU'RE AFAG WITH NO TASTE SO STFU

[Pub Lover]

PLUS YOU'RE AFAG WITH NO TASTE SO STFU

[Pub Lover]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/789934/2/istockphoto_789934_hot_housewife_dilemma.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I'm not sure why I thought that was a page break. :confused

[Kitsa]

Your fervor is causing you to slip. :P

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So, I went out drinking the other day. I normally kind of mumble when I talk, when I drink it gets a little worse(I blame the people with inferior hearing!) Anyway, drinking outside this bar, this girls walks by drink in hand and I swear to you she sounded like a Herculoid, namely Gleep.

[Pub Lover]

Your fervor is causing you to slip. :P

:domo