I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Asila]

*long rambling post connecting The Yellow Wallpaper with other insanity-related stories that also feature the color yellow such as The King In Yellow and then linking that story to h.p. lovecraft's "cthulhu mythos"*


Love, everything relates to the mythos. I'm pretty sure that's the only reason he wrote it.

[executioneer]

man, i think these last ten or so pages might just be the best this thread ever. fucking. got.

[ElPila666]

I don't know why you need a FUCKING* certification to teach English but I'll tell you what if you need practice before the big exam I can help out.

*I'm referring to the act of copulation against your intended use of a gerund adjective. The word "fucking" has multiple meanings that you might be careful to use.
You smart ass, what did i FUCKING care :sleep,the emptyness of your words reflex how rotten is the nation where youlive, if the earth starts to shaking i'm prery sure that you capitalistpigs will fly away far away with your rockets cause you have been saveall the oil of the world, selfish bastards :x

[executioneer]

not that i am disagreeing but man you are an awful grouch right now! may i suggest you get high as shit to counteract this negative vibe

[Sethomas]

I forgot to ask a while ago when it seemed like a good idea.

Punkgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlie- what happened to her?

It'd be one thing if she kept posting and stopped using AIM, or if she stopped posting and kept using AIM, but a mysterious disappearance from both at the same time?

It seems like someone referenced a post I never saw where she said the kind of thing I'd say about her enemies finding her online identity and holding it against her. But really, guys. If I posted a picture of her with a friend she sent me, every calorie spent on cognitive processes in the brains of every member of this forum would be allocated to hunting her down with the advanced internet creepiness tactics I would expect to find in the minds of our members.

Seriously, the fact that she laughed at my stupid obscure philosophical jokes* makes this a matter of great personal interest.

*I can think of one time when this happened, but since my memory of that era is hazy it's proper to assume that it was a daily occurrence.

[ElPila666]

i didn't mean you gonna explode, i mean that you gonna trip to space in search for a better place to live like mars, meanwhile we the poor countries get toasted

[Sethomas]

Wait, are ElPila666 and Asila both Pub characters and right now he's getting everything mixed up in his head?

'Cuz I really can't figure out what's going on.

At the very least, I feel hurt by that final green mr. yuck emoticon but I really don't know why.

[executioneer]

i didn't mean you gonna explode, i mean that you gonna trip to space in search for a better place to live like mars, meanwhile we the poor countries get toasted

i dont want that to happen :( only super millionaires like lord british get to go into space anyways so its not like MOST of us are gonna get to go anytime soon :(

[Sethomas]

"you gonna trip to space"

Hey guys, this would be really funny if this site were still associated with the anti-rave scene because there's still a rave scene in this funny parallel universe in my head.

[Sethomas]

I think I've had people offer me pills and they tell me "take these and you gonna trip to space" is what I mean.

[executioneer]

Wait, are ElPila666 and Asila both Pub characters and right now he's getting everything mixed up in his head?

'Cuz I really can't figure out what's going on.

At the very least, I feel hurt by that final green mr. yuck emoticon but I really don't know why.

i really hope not

no offence intended to various parties involved but i dont like being fooled by the internet and I WONT GET FOOL'D AGIN

[executioneer]

I think I've had people offer me pills and they tell me "take these and you gonna trip to space" is what I mean.

did they call them "melissas"

is that a slang for ecstasy, i'm wondering what i passed up (uh, like six-seven years ago)

[Sethomas]

I should relate a fake event in my purported memory with a an actual event from my real memory and see if anyone catches on to how awkward it is.
----
No, the nurses called them Zyprexa.

[executioneer]

man that shit is antagonistic at all KINDS of neurotransmitter receptors

what the fuck, zyprexa, does your daddy not respect you enough

you are the yngwie malmsteen of drugs, zyprexa

[ElPila666]

"you gonna trip to space"

:lol Icannot be mad at you with such kind of irony, i don't know dude i justfeel that you have double personality, cause sometimes you write longunderstandables and boring post, and sometimes shorter and funny ones, they didn't seem to be writed by the same person, how many seths are there?

[executioneer]

ALL OF US

[ElPila666]

What about Trapax with alcohol?, i heard that you can be raped and don't noticed a thing with it

[executioneer]

INTERESTING FACT: i attribute my current obsession with "laser tag" and resulting slight weight loss to the fact that i was taking mucuna pruriens supplements which contain a large amount of l-dopa (dopamine predecessors) when i first started playing and that i am now addicted to laser tag on purpose

[executioneer]

man i would stay away from trapax on general principles due to its being a benzodiazepine and therefore REALLY DANG ADDICTIVE

EDIT: PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY IT IS 3 AM AND I AM DRUNK AS A LORD

[Sethomas]

I read "I-dopa" and thought it said "I-Doopa" and I thought that would be a pretty fantastic transformation of the website.

[executioneer]

if i had the talent to, i would make a video for the faith no more track "woodpecker from mars" that involved an alien bird/parasite, astronauts, and zombified astronauts that serve as carriers for the bird/parasites that invade the earth and turn it into an enormous nest/hive

[executioneer]

I read "I-dopa" and thought it said "I-Doopa" and I thought that would be a pretty fantastic transformation of the website.

hahaha man that ties in with the whole previous roald dahl tack this thread took so well

oompa loompa doopa de doo, indeed

[Sethomas]

Also, every male who has ever posted here would be pleased if she murdered her husband with a delicious cut of lamb.

Willie, I think I'm going to sleep now. I want you to quote that sentence so that it will be PRESERVED, as it certainly tests the limits of their "we don't ban people for saying things that we don't like as invididuals" policy.

[ElPila666]

I like this short bus Seth

[ElPila666]

Where's the lovely Pub Lover? :tear

[ElPila666]

Ok, that's it, i'm gonna taped my keyboard for a while, today i have write enogh weirdo stuff, bye bye
GOOD MORNING
GOOD EVENING
GOOD AFTERNOON
GOOD NIGHT
:greenfacemoticon

[Chojin]

Seven force just reported a post and I can't find him in the ban list after adding him twice.

Am I missing something here?

[Chojin]

lol false alarm i just now saw that the ban list has a 2nd page

But what I meant by 'am i missing something here' is that I thought seven force was permabanned for something or another? Am I just remembering incorrectly?

[MetalMilitia]

It does sound like something he'd do.

[Asila]

ElPila666, I woke up extra early to tell you that your posts hurt my head.

Wait, are ElPila666 and Asila both Pub characters and right now he's getting everything mixed up in his head?

Certainly not; I'd offer to pretend that this was so, but even I can't keep up with Pub's mood swings for any length of time.

[executioneer]

Also, every male who has ever posted here would be pleased if she murdered her husband with a delicious cut of lamb.

Willie, I think I'm going to sleep now. I want you to quote that sentence so that it will be PRESERVED, as it certainly tests the limits of their "we don't ban people for saying things that we don't like as invididuals" policy.

OK

[Zomboid]

omg dudes I am so hungover :(. I slept with two hot ladies though.

[liquidstatik]

yeah right :rolleyes

[Dr. Boogie]

I thought sevenforce just stopped coming to the boards for some reason.

[executioneer]

omg dudes I am so hungover :(. I slept with two hot ladies though.

i'm hungover too, high five

[Esuohlim]

I don't remember Seven Force being banned unless you count four years ago.

[HickMan]

omg dudes I am so hungover :(. I slept with two hot ladies though.

Welcome to the club, ma man!

[Grislygus]

Whussup guys

[Grislygus]

Whassup guys

[liquidstatik]

watchin Rep. Monique Davis go crazy 'bout some atheists, wudoin?

[Grislygus]

Jesus Christ, either the forum or the school connection is sucking big time. Anyway,

He was swimming in the Amazon River when he went head to head with the tiny parasitehahahah

:lol

[liquidstatik]

watchin Rep. Monique Davis go crazy 'bout some atheists, wudoin?

[Grislygus]

Drawing this fucking Smash brothers cartoon

[liquidstatik]

Jesus Christ, either the forum or the school connection is sucking big time.

i think its the forums ;<

[liquidstatik]

i drew somethin for the first time in 2 years the other day, but i dont have a scanner to share :x

[Moobs]

my mom bought me some chocolate with fruit and nuts in it when she KNOWS i like my chocolate plain imgonnakillher

[liquidstatik]

i drew somethin for the first time in 2 years the other day, but i dont have a scanner to share :x

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/SSBB.jpg

[Grislygus]

SHARING IS CARING

[Moobs]

holy cr*p dude

[liquidstatik]

http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/atheist-sex.jpg
WELL NOW I FEEL INFERIOR, THANKS GUS >:

[Grislygus]

It needs to hurry up and get fucking FINISHED, so I can get the other three cartoons done, but all that black background acts like a speedbump >:(

[Grislygus]

Hey, check these guys out

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=40473310




I heard these guys playing at TJ Shaws a few months ago, they're awesome

I wanna see if I can track em down and do band art for them

[liquidstatik]

according to cnn we're more hated than muslims and gays ;<

[Grislygus]

"we" as in, america?

[RaNkeri]

NSFW-ish, RANKERI -don't do that again -mle
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/youwish.jpg

:)

[Pub Lover]

DUDE! at work! >:

[ElPila666]

ElPila666, I woke up extra early to tell you that your posts hurt my head.

:love holy guacamole am i popular among the babes now, that's pretty cool!

[Pandajuice]

POP QUIZ!

Do they have guacamole in Argentina?

[Guitar Woman]

elpila is the best poster on the forums

[RaNkeri]

God damnit, now I feel like eating tortilla chips :(

[Tadao]

Wasuup faggots

[ElPila666]

POP QUIZ!

Do they have guacamole in Argentina?


No, i took that phrase from the movie "Devil Rejects"

[Pub Lover]

I've been on a medication for three months now which ambiguously warned of "sexual side effects". What this amounts to seems to be that my libido has been decapitated. Not literally... goddamn that would hurt. Even though I pay just as much attention as ever to any attractive lass I see, the thought of sex now rarely pops up in my mind. It should be obvious what else hasn't popped up in too long. In spite of a week of insomnia, I haven't had any desire to masturbate in the last ten days. It would make sense that I have decreased testerone levels, since I gained very little muscle from a very strenuous six weeks of working out and my facial hair seems to be growing slower.

I know I have no use for virility now that I'm not in a relationship, but I still think it's a good thing to have "just in case". Any suggestions?

...

[Asila]

i'm hungover too, high five

Ditto. At least I still remember everything from last night.
And seriously Pub, do you EVER get sleep?

[Pub Lover]

And seriously Pub, do you EVER get sleep?

Yeah, but not nearly enough.

Recent studies indicate that I'm putting myself at risk of future dementia. Good luck with that, Future Pub. You jerk. :emoticonindicatingsomeemotionidon'treallyfeelrigh tnow

[Pandajuice]

Yeah, but not nearly enough.

Recent studies indicate that I'm putting myself at risk of future dementia. Good luck with that, Future Pub. You jerk. :emoticonindicatingsomeemotionidon'treallyfeelrigh tnow

Are you implying that you don't already suffer from some dementia?

[Pub Lover]

Are you implying that you don't already suffer from some dementia?

HAHA, GOOD ONE BUDDY! YOU SURE GOT MY NUMBER! YOU'RE GOING TO FIT IN GREAT AROUND HERE!

[Pub Lover]

Get bent. >:

[Pub Lover]

haha, just kidding, you're good people. :)

[Tadao]

Serious Pub Problems :'[

[Pub Lover]

Serious Pub Problems :'[

Hardly serious.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/pickle7.jpg

[executioneer]

serious momo problems

[Hobo Renee]

Momo taro...bitches.
http://www.storycardtheater.com/images/momotaro_s03_lg.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:eek

[Dr. Boogie]

I believe you're thinking of James and the Giant Peach.

[Pandajuice]

What a peach!

[Pandajuice]

And I don't mean the fruit!

[Pub Lover]

Hey PandaJuice, I can't seem to see your post in the 'NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another' (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=313) thread.

[liquidstatik]

http://antid0te.imeem.com/music/VYDLUIRX/mugison_salt/ :o

[Esuohlim]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6477/ween2bs0.jpg

<3

[Asila]

I wish I wasn't too lazy to go and get a wireless adapter for my 360. Then I could say "hey I'm on Live" and I would be cool.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

that :lol was for milhouse

[executioneer]

welcome our newest member Ambuttram (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8364) >:

[Tadao]

Yes, I like my Butt rammed in the AM

[Chojin]

Okay so since no one can rememebr whether or not 7force should be banned, i went ahead and unbanned him.

This is sure to have been an excellent idea, you'll have to let me know how it turned out.

[Tadao]

He'll banned in a week.

[Pub Lover]

Okay so since no one can rememebr whether or not 7force should be banned, i went ahead and unbanned him.

This is sure to have been an excellent idea, you'll have to let me know how it turned out.

I did this thing for a couple of months suggesting that he was permabanned. He didn't actually do anything though, he was just too busy to post.

Stop taking me so seriously, Homos.

[Chojin]

maybe we should permaban pub for spreading libel

[Pub Lover]

The sound of no disagreement.

It stings. :(

[Asila]

I'd disagree but you'd USE IT AGAINST ME I JUST KNOW IT

[Pub Lover]

It was a call for attention. Just by mentioning it you're feeding my unsociability.

[Grislygus]

JUST ONE MORE POST PUB

JUST ONE MORE




YOU NEED US, PUB

WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS



YOU DON'T NEED AAAAANYBODY ELSE

[liquidstatik]

SQUAT THRUST

[Pub Lover]

:tear

[Pub Lover]

SQUAT THRUST

:love

[Pub Lover]

Also, every male who has ever posted here would be pleased if she murdered her husband with a delicious cut of lamb.

Willie, I think I'm going to sleep now. I want you to quote that sentence so that it will be PRESERVED, as it certainly tests the limits of their "we don't ban people for saying things that we don't like as invididuals" policy.

I've said way worst on that subject.

[Grislygus]

NO MORE PUMAS

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/boxerposterbigthumb.jpg

[Pub Lover]

What is with all the creeps on I-Mockery? :x

Did it have to do with fucking doopa?

Fucking kids?

Fucking doopa's kids?

Fucking animals?

Fucking doopa dressed as an animal?

Fucking doopa's kids dressed as an animal?

Creating a human/animal hybrid & making it fuck doopa?

Creating a human/animal hybrid & making it fuck doopa's kids?


Am I getting close?

:x

[Grislygus]

I see you, faggots, now get postin. I've got five fucking hours to kill and I'm bored

[Asila]

Hey guys my ex decided to drop in and now I can't get him to leave, isn't that fun? :(

[Grislygus]

AN NOW YOUR BACK


FROM OUTER SPACE

[Pub Lover]

Oh really? Your life went to shit after we broke up? Just a moment I have to just use the internet, & then you can finish your story. I am paying attention, go on.

[Pub Lover]

I see you, faggots, now get postin. I've got five fucking hours to kill and I'm bored

You don't need other people, you have this thread.

[Grislygus]

Awright, out of sheer boredom, I will draw a derogatory and shitty cartoon of anyone I see committing CRIMES

[Grislygus]

COLONEL FLAGGOT, YOU READ THIS THREAD AND NOW YOU'RE GONE

YOU'RE GONNA GET IT

[WhiteRat]

Hey guys my ex decided to drop in and now I can't get him to leave, isn't that fun? :(

Give him the fruit of your loins that he seeks. Christ, just get it over with already you prude.

[Asila]

Oh really? Your life went to shit after we broke up? Just a moment I have to just use the internet, & then you can finish your story. I am paying attention, go on.


What's sad is that you'd be a preferable ex.

[Tadao]

Hey guys my ex decided to drop in and now I can't get him to leave, isn't that fun? :(

Well.... stop fucking him and he might not do that anymore.

[Pub Lover]

See, I think furries are pretty gross, so mentioning them in a grossout is a given.

But you gotta know your target. You gotta know what they don't like.

[Grislygus]

FLAGG

[Grislygus]

YOU'RE GONNA GET IT

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/ColonelFlaggot.jpg

[Pub Lover]

What's sad is that you'd be a preferable ex.

Thank you. :)

[Pub Lover]

But you gotta know your target. You gotta know what they don't like.

But if you pick something that they really don't care about, well then you just look silly.

[Pub Lover]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/ColonelFlaggot.jpg

Oh wow, I saw that episode of Mash yesterday. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Oh Grislygus, you CRIME LORD! >:

[Grislygus]

I SEE YOU, FLAGGOT

WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW, MAN

WHAT'S IT GONNA BE

[Grislygus]

I AM ABOVE THE LAW

[Grislygus]

So, anybody watched Darkon?

[Pub Lover]

LARPing? I was mauch happier seconds ago. >:

[Grislygus]

The whole thing's hilarious, the documentary crew just sits back and films the stupidity

with full dramatic string accompaniment

[Grislygus]

I SWEAR TO GOD FLAGG, IF THERE WEREN'T SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM I'D DRAW YOU RAPING A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PLATYPUS

[Pub Lover]

http://www.lisarein.com/daily/10-27-03-daily-irony-1.jpg

[Grislygus]

FUCK, my bad

[Pub Lover]

I SWEAR TO GOD FLAGG, IF THERE WEREN'T SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM I'D DRAW YOU RAPING A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PLATYPUS

Why you so interested in Flagg? Find a good post by him for me.

[Grislygus]

DAMN YOU FLAGGOT

DAMN YOU

[executioneer]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/boxerposterbigthumb.jpg

the man's eyes say "NEUTER YOUR DOG" but the dog's eyes say "PLEASE GOD NO WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS"

[Grislygus]

I want to make fun of him more.

With indignant responses, preferably, just e-screaming at someone sitting there quietly and regularly reading the chat thread makes me feel like some kind of wierdo or something

[Colonel Flagg]

I SEE YOU, FLAGGOT

WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW, MAN

WHAT'S IT GONNA BE

Jeez, I didn't think I'd be so popular with you, GG. You must be totally gay for me.

[Grislygus]

BET YOU'RE SORRY NOW, HUH


BET YOU WISHED YOU'D POSTED SOONER

[Colonel Flagg]

I SWEAR TO GOD FLAGG, IF THERE WEREN'T SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM I'D DRAW YOU RAPING A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PLATYPUS

Just trying to catch up with the chat thread. Why does it bother you so much?

[Colonel Flagg]

BET YOU'RE SORRY NOW, HUH


BET YOU WISHED YOU'D POSTED SOONER

Nope, gonna go now. Bye.

[Grislygus]

I KNOW YOUR TRICKS, FLAGG



So how ya doin?

[Grislygus]

That was relatively anticlimactic



Now there's no one left to pick a fight with

[Pub Lover]

Just trying to catch up with the chat thread. Why does it bother you so much?

Pro tip: The Chat Thread is better & quicker to read if you have Pub Lover on your Ignore List.

[Grislygus]

Where's the fun in that

[Misdemonar]

fuck you gris

[Pub Lover]

Where's the fun in that

WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M ON YOUR IGNORE LIST!

[Grislygus]

For the inferred dogfucking, bullshittery, pointless rambling, obnoxious use of caps, or all of the above


OR IS THIS ABOUT THE FRUIT LOOPS, I STAND BY MY EARLIER STATEMENTS REGARDING FRUIT LOOPS

[Grislygus]

That was in regards to misdemonar

[Pub Lover]

That was in regards to misdemonar

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! BECAUSE OF MY STATUS ON EVERYONE'S IGNORE LIST THEY SAW NO INTERRUPTION!

[Grislygus]

How the hell do you even put people on ignore anymore, I was under the impression that the button went bye bye

[Misdemonar]

idk what you said gris

but I bet you have sex with gays

[Grislygus]

I'm can't remember a specific occurrence of me even talking to you outside of the Secret Santa event, but I guess that works out great if I'm on your ignore list

[Misdemonar]

i thought gris wanted to fight

[Grislygus]

I can't draw anything bad with everyone else in Pub Lab :(


Drawings' all I got, y'all know that

[Misdemonar]

oh no is gris ignoring my cries? :tear

[Grislygus]

That depends, are you a child

I've heard that I have sex with them

[MattJack]

you know what the hardest thing about being a pedophile is?

[Pub Lover]

http://www.lisarein.com/daily/10-27-03-daily-irony-2.jpg

[MattJack]

it's hard to fit in :(

[Pub Lover]

you know what the hardest thing about being a pedophile is?

Liquidstatik's dick?

[MattJack]

:lol that's a good answer too

[Grislygus]

How old is liquidstatik, anyway

[MattJack]

he's like 47

[Misdemonar]

what's with all these dicks in the forum, is this a dick forum now

[Grislygus]

Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/inchhighprivateeye-2.jpg

INCH HIGH DICK :birdman

[Pub Lover]

I'd prefer Richard.

[MattJack]

I've always wanted to know this because I'm easily confused and have a severe learning disability, so, Misdemonar are you a girl or a guy?

[Misdemonar]

i think you should see a doctor for that

[MattJack]

I knew you had a vagina.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.robertsplace.ca/recipes/images/spotteddick.jpg
I love having it in my mouth.

[Misdemonar]

that reply was to gris :(

I have a penis

[Grislygus]

Pub, what in god's name is that

[MattJack]

So I did some CUSTOMIZING today at work! I did some PIMP MY PC shit

[Grislygus]

Is that one of those non-american dishes made out of something horrible, like a custard equivalent of black pudding

[Pub Lover]

Pub, what in god's name is that

Umm, it would happen to be Spotted Dick.

[MattJack]

LOOK AT THIS PIMP SHIT I DID, YES IT'S CUSTOM SHIT

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1820/pimpmypcal7.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Is that one of those non-american dishes made out of something horrible, like a custard equivalent of black pudding

Indeed. :eek

[Dr. Octogonopus]

That is bad ass. I still have like 300 of those old floppys from way back when we lived in San Antonio. I dunno what to do with them.

[Misdemonar]

kill yourself by cramming the into an orifice

[Sethomas]

I heard a joke in real life that seems apropos, but I'll have to make lexicographical improvements so that it fits in better.

Regarding the paucity of activities that incur satisfaction more than coital acts with a prepubescent girl, I find that the facility of shaving her head and engaging from behind (that one may conjecture her to be a prepubescent male) makes for the most rewarding of like endeavors.

[MattJack]

This client told me he absolutely had to go through some files that were only on the 5.25 floppies (the files were 15 years old).

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE

[Grislygus]

Goddamn, I have no idea what paucity means

The internet is slaughtering my english comprehension

[Dr. Octogonopus]

How many disks did that take?

[Sethomas]

That's not always true when it comes to tavern conversations with new female acquaintances wherein fellatio is introduced into discussion.

That's to Mattjack's last remark.

[Misdemonar]

oh no it's seth! everyone act smart!

[Pub Lover]

I heard a joke in real life that seems apropos, but I'll have to make lexicographical improvements so that it fits in better.

Regarding the paucity of activities that incur satisfaction more than coital acts with a prepubescent girl, I find that the facility of shaving her head and engaging from behind (that one may conjecture her to be a prepubescent male) makes for the most rewarding of like endeavors.

OH THE KEYWORD SEARCHS WE'RE GONNA GET! :x

[MattJack]

http://craighodgkins.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/max86.jpg

[executioneer]

LOOK AT THIS PIMP SHIT I DID, YES IT'S CUSTOM SHIT

*A PICTURE OF A COMPUTER EATING A DISK*
oh dang now you can play battletech and dont go alone and starflight :eek

[MattJack]

battletech sounds hxc

[Dr. Octogonopus]

And Zany Golf and Battle Chess. Maybe some Centipede.

[MattJack]

What about Leisure Suit Larry??? :(

[Pub Lover]

oh no it's seth! everyone act smart!

No matter how smart we act, we'll get no where near to the level of Seth's smart acting ability.

Years of practice.

[executioneer]

Goddamn, I have no idea what paucity means

The internet is slaughtering my english comprehension

I'M LOSING MY PERSPICACITY :lisasimpson

[Grislygus]

For a brief second, I thought this thread was filled with vicious pajamas

[MattJack]

What if Seth worked at a 7-11?

I'm just sayin, what if...

[Grislygus]

Let's hope not :(

He'll get shot up by the poor people :(

[Dr. Octogonopus]

What about Leisure Suit Larry??? :(

Or King's Quest? Always pissed me off how you couldn't spear the witch with the pitchfork. You only get eaten.

[MattJack]

He'll get shot up by the poor people :(



u mean the *lacks?

[MattJack]

Or King's Quest? Always pissed me off how you couldn't spear the witch with the pitchfork. You only get eaten.

I use to play Space Quest when I was 7.

That is a game right? Or am I remembering things? :(

[Grislygus]

Depends, where does he live again

I trusted my fellow crackers far less than the minorities back in socal

[executioneer]

http://www.shopcottagekitsch.com/store/images/melba.long.sleeve.pajamas.jpg

[executioneer]

I use to play Space Quest when I was 7.

That is a game right? Or am I remembering things? :(

roger wilco ;)

[MattJack]

I think he lives in Illinois, which is know for Michael Jordan, which is known for being black.

[Grislygus]

In fact, I don't trust white people here either

Rednecks're allright, but wannabe rednecks? >:

[MattJack]

That game was awesome. I remember I had to have a SUPERVGA to play it. Sierra, what happened? What happened :(

[MattJack]

In fact, I don't trust white people here either

Rednecks're allright, but wannabe rednecks? >:

What if you were backwards and redneck at one point in time, and have since realized how incredibly stupid you were and sounded :(

I'm just sayin

[Sethomas]

I once was in a training sequence to become a teacher for Kaplan, coaching GRE strategies to classes of college students who have the financial resources to pay $850 for 20 hours of lessons but not the actual intelligence to get into grad school. This was funny because I had never actually taken the GRE in a formal setting myself, you see, nor had I even graduated from college (a sad fact that holds true today).

When I had to give sample lessons to the trainers, they thought at first that I'd be a fantastic teacher because of the way I'd explain the hidden intricacies of etymology, even for those frequent cases where I had no idea what a word meant until I looked it up in the cheat sheet in the teacher's manual. At one point I was explaining the word "aver", and I gave the following insider tip:

You see, even though we all know well that "ver" comes from the Latin "veritas", meaning "truth", I often get confused myself with the a- prefix. The trick here is to keep in mind that Latin roots and Greek roots usually stick with other roots of the same language, so here we relate the a- to the Latin "towards" and not the Greek "not" or "un-" because of "veritas" being Latin.

The trainer just kind of interrupted and had to collect his thoughts for a long while before scolding me about my assumptions of how much Greek and Latin my target audience had taken in their coursework.

Anyways, the whole thing fell through because I refused to invest the effort in memorizing 30-minute sequences verbatim of procedures to explain how to find the area of a triangle. I could have collected on some training pay, but the paperwork was so tedious on my end that I was satisfied to just keep their PRICELESS and SECRET teacher's manual for when I actually want to take the GRE.

[executioneer]

That game was awesome. I remember I had to have a SUPERVGA to play it. Sierra, what happened? What happened :(

they sold out ;_;

[Esuohlim]

http://www.lisarein.com/daily/10-27-03-daily-irony-1.jpg

It's pictures like these that no longer make me wonder why I get Jon Stewart all the time in celebrity look-alike sites :(

[Grislygus]

Hey Mattjack, one of my best friends here regularly uses cellophane strips for an impromptu belt, and he's awesome, regular redneck is fine

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I use to play Space Quest when I was 7.

That is a game right? Or am I remembering things? :(

Yeah, it was. We used to have these floppies with games like King's Quest, some dungeon crawler game (it encouraged LARPing, dumb as it was) and B-17 Flying Fortress. Loved Flying Fortress, you had to switch around positions on your B-17 and guide your squad to the bomb site, while shooting down planes, all in #3D. Damned hard, though, I just ended up shooting my own plane/s and bailing out, somehow getting a purple hart in the process. I also remember some golf game, where you could go into the men's room to save of all places, the freaking urinal. Also, railroad tycoon, the original.

[Pub Lover]

I think he lives in Illinois, which is know for Michael Jordan, which is known for being black.

Indiana, Mister Texas.

[executioneer]

if its the super vga one its probably space quest 4

was there time travelling and nightmarish screaming cyborgs

[MattJack]

cellophane strips? I only use cellophane to package my bathtub meth I produce

[WhiteRat]

Oh god, firecrackers in MY parking lot! At this time of night! >:

[Sethomas]

Umm, my last post used to be relevant or something.

The 7-11 comment is funny because I work as a Goodwill cashier, and since I've said as much I assumed that was ingrained in everyone's head along with every other biographical detail of my life.

You know, like living in Illinois right now and shit.

For me to explain the sadistic pleasures of working at Goodwill, mostly from dealing with middle-aged/middle-class women who think they're the pinnacle of culture because they have secretarial jobs at Indiana University, would be more than I'm prepared to do right now.

[Grislygus]

Hey Mattjack, one of my best friends here regularly uses cellophane strips for an impromptu belt, and he's awesome, regular redneck is fine

But when a kid comes into work at the restaurant with less of an accent that I have, claims he's from a ranch, in Alabama, (that's in the South. That's where he's from, the South. He's southern), where he and his redneck friends (they were from the South, where he's from. In Alabama. On a ranch) would supposedly shock each other with cattleprods regularly (on the ranch, where he's from, in the South. 'Cause he's Southern) and then brag about that one time he totally went up a ninety degree angled hill in his V6 truck at 120 miles per hour...

Well, that's when I start to get irritated with the fake rednecks

[Esuohlim]

you know what the hardest thing about being a pedophile is?

Liquidstatik's dick?

THIS WAS A FUNNY JOKE 9 PAGES AGO >: >: IT'S LIKE ALL I'VE BEEN DOING TODAY IS CATCHING UP ON THIS THREAD >: FUCJ :(

[MattJack]

Indiana, Mister Texas.

IT'S ALL PART OF 'MERICA


if its the super vga one its probably space quest 4

was there time travelling and nightmarish screaming cyborgs


I can barely remember it. I just remember I was a blonde guy in a red suit (?) who was on this big space adventure. I used my senses (like smell, taste, touch) and wit to get through levels. I'd easily pay 20 bucks for that game again :(

[MattJack]

I'm sorry Seth. I was thinking of EMU :(

He's cool too, right?

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Buy a cattleprod. Find out if he's lying.

[Grislygus]

We got rid of that motherfucker right about the time he started bragging to us about being rejected by the waitresses. Massively.

[executioneer]

I can barely remember it. I just remember I was a blonde guy in a red suit (?) who was on this big space adventure. I used my senses (like smell, taste, touch) and wit to get through levels. I'd easily pay 20 bucks for that game again :(

http://www.spacequest.net/sq4/characters/cyborg.jpghttp://www.spacequest.net/sq4/characters/cyborg.jpghttp://www.spacequest.net/sq4/characters/cyborg.jpghttp://www.spacequest.net/sq4/characters/cyborg.jpg
http://www.spacequest.net/sq4/characters/cyborg.jpghttp://www.spacequest.net/sq4/characters/cyborg.jpghttp://www.spacequest.net/sq4/characters/cyborg.jpghttp://www.spacequest.net/sq4/characters/cyborg.jpg
http://www.spacequest.net/sq4/characters/cyborg.jpghttp://www.spacequest.net/sq4/characters/cyborg.jpghttp://www.spacequest.net/sq4/characters/cyborg.jpghttp://www.spacequest.net/sq4/characters/cyborg.jpg

*SHRIEK*

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Wait, I don't think a truck would even GO 120. You shoulda put his ass in a dumpster.

[MattJack]

A ranch in Alabama? They got farms. That should have been your first clue

[Grislygus]

He specifically told us that he just didn't have what it took to be a dishwasher. Right after the boss told him that everyone hated his guts

LIFE put his ass in a dumpster

[executioneer]

I'd easily pay 20 bucks for that game again :(
well its on GameTap so if you buy a 9.99 subscription :eek

[Grislygus]

Our first CLUE was when he came in and told us that he "wouldn't be working here long, 'cause he just got a job at that hovercraft plant that's coming in"


Don't think I'm kidding.

[Sethomas]

Hey guys, I feel extremely pleased with myself right now because I came up with the most reflexive joke-neologism that has no search results from google.

I thought of how to explain my verbose rendition of a simple pedophile joke. Obviously, "polishing a turd" came to mind, but that's rather crass. So, I had to do the same thing to that colloquialism, right?

I came up with "coprolitic tumbling", which would be the lapidarian/geological term for "polishing a turd". I will post this here right now so that any future Google searches across the globe will reveal me to be its creator.

[Grislygus]

ATTABOY

[MattJack]

:lol

"Everyone hates you, get the fuck out of here."

"BUT I AIN'T GOT NO PLACE TO GO! :richardgear"

[Dr. Octogonopus]

...... like the plant generates hovering? Dude, I need to find this guy, he's got to be hilarious to be around. You can laugh and laugh and he still thinks you're laughing with him.

[MattJack]

:lol

FUCKIN HOVERCRAFT PLANT?! Holy shit, I'm sorry but that guy is a new hero of mine. hahahahahaha fuc*in hovercraft plant

[Grislygus]

"HEY RHYS, I TALKED TO THAT ONE WAITRESS, YA KNOW? CORENNA? YEAH, WELL, I ASKED HER OUT, AND SHE'S ALL LIKE, "NO". SO, LIKE, IF SHE SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT ME," *wink*, "LEMME KNOW, ALLRIGHT?"

[Grislygus]

SO ANYWAY DID I TELL YOU THAT MY MOM WENT ON A POLICE TRAINING PROGRAM BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ANYWAY SO THAT'S HOW I GOT MACED. IN THE FACE.

MOUTH. OPEN.

YEAH.

[Grislygus]

SO YEAH, I JUST TOOK A DEFENSIVE DRIVING COURSE. AND, LIKE, I LEARNED STUFF. HEY, GUESS WHAT. GUESS WHAT YOU DO, IF LIKE, A GUY PULLS UP, IF LIKE, YOU'RE IN DEAD TRAFFIC AND ANOTHER GUY PULLS UP NEXT TO YOU AND POINTS A GUN AT YOU, WHAT DO YA DO?

GUESS.

WHAT DO YA DO?

YOU FLOOR IT.

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.



WHAT? OH, YOU'RE AT A STOP SIGN. SO ANYWAY, JUST GO, MAN, JUST FLOOR IT

[Dr. Octogonopus]

For the record, mace hurts. We got these girls at my school who are frickin' trigger happy with it; if you even startle them by accident you get a face full a of it.

[Misdemonar]

DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I FUCKED MY SISTER?

IT WAS AVERAGE

[Dr. Octogonopus]

SO I MADE A DIRTBIKE OUT OF A BICYCLE AND A BLENDER MOTOR
I TOTALLY RAN OUT A MUGGER IN A TRUCK ON IT.



..... do Alabamians say totally?

[Pub Lover]

I played a SpaceQuest game once. I heard footsteps & then died. Over & Over & over & ove

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat(FILLED WITH VICIOUS PAJAMAS)

[Asila]

GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS JUST DON'T STOP TALKING AND NOW I'M COMPLETELY LOST.
BUT I GOT RID OF MY EX.
AND NO I DON'T FUCK HIM ANYMORE THANKS FOR THAT IMPLICATION YOU ASSHOLES.

[Pub Lover]

We all went to put our pyjamas on.

[Tadao]

You don't fuck him? the what good is his coming over?

[Grislygus]

Yeah, I'm actually curious about that

I never want to see my ex gf again, ever. Did this guy take the "let's be friends" thing literally, or what

[Asila]

You don't fuck him? the what good is his coming over?


He's hoping for the fuck, but I kind of think there's a stalker aura around him as well.


We all went to put our pyjamas on.


I feel so aloooooooone.

[Grislygus]

Someone else needs to draw some vicious pajamas real quick, I don't really want to draw anything more than I have to tonight

[Asila]

Yeah, I'm actually curious about that

I never want to see my ex gf again, ever. Did this guy take the "let's be friends" thing literally, or what


I'm thinking so. He kept telling me that we should go to counseling and then everything would be okay! Then I'd explain that threatening to kill your child does not make me overly hopeful as to his mental stability and he'd say, no all we need is couple's counseling...
Fucker.

[Pub Lover]

You know that bit in Moulin Rouge where Jim Broadbent is about to sing that old Madonna hit & he says the song's titular phrase? That.

[Grislygus]

You have kids, damn, I figured you were sixteen or something

[Pub Lover]

Google her hotmail name. She's 26.

[Asila]

26. At least I-mock checks my ID still.

[Asila]

Jesus Pub did you really google my hotmail name? THAT'S SO HOT.