I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[elx]

justin bieber's dad is sorta hot

[Esuohlim]

I AGREE

WAIT, IS HIS DAD RICHARD FORKIN.MP4

[elx]

:highfive (http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/november-18th-declared-have-sex-with-a-guy-with-a-mustache-day/?a_dgi)

[Grislygus]

Great, conversation's slowed down. That's where I come in.



GRISLYGUS PRESENTS:
Grisly Poetry

No one, nowhere, nothing to do
Had to find me someone to screw
thought i'd pick up some porn and see my sweetie too
two hours went by and my sweetie knew
that she'd get me to marry her too
Twenty years went by,
now I'm through
Turns out my old girl is a fuckin shrew


Henpecked husband to Dinah...
that's my life

If moonshine had a vagina...
I'd kill my wife

[Pub Lover]

I wish more of you pretended to be girls on here. I always find that adorable.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Great, conversation's slowed down. That's where I come in.



GRISLYGUS PRESENTS:
Grisly Poetry


If moonshine had a vagina...
I'd kill my wife

Resonates with my soul.

[Wiffles]

I wish more of you pretended to be girls on here. I always find that adorable.

Nothing is more adorable than Girl-Tadao <3

[Kitsa]

dammit, I was going to put up a pic of Tadao in a bikini leaning over a car and photobucket is down for maintenance. DAMMIT

edit: there we go

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaoingarage.jpg

[Tadao]

OH YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY DO YOU

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hahahahaha, bad times.

[Esuohlim]

I wish more of you pretended to be girls on here. I always find that adorable.

Me too :orgasm

But yeah does anyone here really believe elx is a girl? At least GW provided TWO pictures before the jig was up

[Grislygus]

DON'T YOU DARE RUIN PUB'S FANTASY I AM A KNIGHT IN GUSSING ARMOR AND WILL DEFEND HIM TO THE LAST AND YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH A GUY IN GUSSING ARMOR IT IS TEFLON-COATED AND MAKES YOU IMMUNE TO ASBESTOS FIBERS aw screw it, I don't care

[Fathom Zero]

elx has been indicted on three counts of bitchassness

[Tadao]

dammit, I was going to put up a pic of Tadao in a bikini leaning over a car and photobucket is down for maintenance. DAMMIT

edit: there we go

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaoingarage.jpg

I think the model needs to be more of a plus size girl. :(

[elx]

what does it matter? not like i'm misleading or pursuing any of you anyway, that's not gonna change. there are more interesting things to discuss!

[Wiffles]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/LittleTadao.jpg

Girl Tadao, the younger years. <3

[Wiffles]

what does it matter? not like i'm misleading or pursuing any of you anyway, that's not gonna change. there are more interesting things to discuss!

I support Ellie pictures to the fullest! The world demands them!!~

[Tadao]

It's no biggie, because literally everyone who tries to spell my name does this, but it's Samfucius (or SAMfucius, if you like. I sure do). But seriously, everyone adds the unnecessary O. I even did it when I first thought of the name, but it didn't look right, so I looked up Confucius and learned the correct spelling, which is not at all obvious.

And hey, at least I didn't have to hear you try to say it out loud. When people try to say that during a game over a headset, I always get 'Sam-fush-us' or my personal favorite (which happens a LOT), 'Sam-Fuck-You-I-Us', sometimes shortened to 'Sam-Fuck-Us'.

But it's a pet peeve, and if you could change that, I would be very grateful.

SAMFUCKASS

[Grislygus]

so it's settled, we all now have to call him something other than his actually name.
Here's some options to get everybody started

Samfillament
Samfred
Samfucks
Samobfuscate
Samfulicious
Samfatsalot
Samferrigno
Samfalamander
Samfotamus
Samlent Green
Samfugeddaboudit
Sam the Man
Sam the FIREman
Sammy Sosa
Samfuscious
Samfuscia

[Grislygus]

And shyandquietguy's new name is Alan Parson's Project, for no damn reason whatsoever

[Sam]

HIS NAME IS FAKE SAM. >:

[Grislygus]

hm, i still like samfuscia better

[kahljorn]

SAMFAUXIA

[Sam]

You son of a bitch.

[kahljorn]

:lol

HOW IS SF THE DAY IM NOT THERE JERK

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Sam]

:lol

HOW IS SF THE DAY IM NOT THERE JERK

A LITTLE CHILLY.

[Esuohlim]

what does it matter? not like i'm misleading or pursuing any of you anyway, that's not gonna change. there are more interesting things to discuss!

There's nothing interesting to discuss and you know it >:

[Tadao]

This is going to be fun! Now the only thing missing is Charo!

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/5537/thisisgoingtobefunnowth.png (http://img823.imageshack.us/i/thisisgoingtobefunnowth.png/)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Esuohlim]

Ex Leper is trying too hard around here. Whoever gets him for SS should send a box of turds

[Zomboid]

The Secret Santa event brings out a ton of people who try too hard; this is nothing new. I've enjoyed it in the past, but what always bugs me are those fucking people and their ridiculous "story" pictorials. I realize this site is the home of "Pickleman" and all, but fuck, the whole WACKY thing has always been annoying, people.

[Fathom Zero]

I did it coz RoG gave me a castle and I thought I should give back.

[Fathom Zero]

A fucking castle, jeez.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/5534/toshiromifunedapper.jpg

nottadao

[Ex Leper]

I'll try to be more aware of this from now on. I appreciate your criticism.

[Tadao]

DON
T STO
P NO
W TH
E WACK
Y I
S CRAZ
Y

[kahljorn]

A LITTLE CHILLY.
YOU SON OF A BITCH

[MLE]

For the new fake sam, I like the name Samfalamander.

[Kitsa]

Facsamile.

[Samfucius]

so it's settled, we all now have to call him something other than his actually name.
Here's some options to get everybody started

Samfillament
Samfred
Samfucks
Samobfuscate
Samfulicious
Samfatsalot
Samferrigno
Samfalamander
Samfotamus
Samlent Green
Samfugeddaboudit
Sam the Man
Sam the FIREman
Sammy Sosa
Samfuscious
Samfuscia

It all works for me.

Particularly Samlent Green.

[Wiffles]

You seem to be modeled after a famous chinese philosopher.

[Samfucius]

Samfucius say: Whiffle bat may be shitty bat, but Wiffle hamster is great poster.

[executioneer]

SAM TEH GAY FURRY lolol :insidejoke

[Samfucius]

I sure hope so, because I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Kitsa]

has anyone seen the movie "gutterballs"? My brother has been wanting me to get it for him as a gift and everywhere I look all I see in the description is like "BRUTAL RAPE COMEDY". What the fuck is it I'm buying here? :moviethread

[Pentegarn]

dammit, I was going to put up a pic of Tadao in a bikini leaning over a car and photobucket is down for maintenance. DAMMIT

edit: there we go

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/tadaoingarage.jpg

Isn't that the chick from that thread somewhere on the interwebz where she had a butterface and the whole internet showed up to photoshop her back to oblivion?

[Fathom Zero]

She had googly eyes and snaggleteeth.

[Zhukov]

She looks alright to me.

[Esuohlim]

ALL THESE BANNERS ON WIKIPEDIA WITH ABOUT 10 PICTURES OF JIMMY WALES' STOIC YET SLIGHTLY SAD FACE JUST BREAKS MY HEART

[Esuohlim]

JIMMY DONAL "JIMBO" WALES

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SAMFURIOUS

[Dimnos]

Who the fuck did Samfucius used to be and why the hell do you people change your names? >:

P.S. ~ If moonshine had a vagina...
I'd kill my wife

This is gold.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tadao

http://www.techdigest.tv/assets_c/2009/04/jackalope-thumb-287x388-87512.jpg

[Tadao]

I was explaining to my girl about Jackalopes and Snipes last week. She would have totally fell for it. :(

Snipes at least.

[executioneer]

Who the fuck did Samfucius used to be and why the hell do you people change your names? >:

P.S. ~

This is gold.
samfucius never "used to be" anybody, i don't know where you're getting that idea

edit: as far as i know, anyway

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was explaining to my girl about Jackalopes and Snipes last week. She would have totally fell for it. :(

Snipes at least.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Commonsnipe67.jpg[

???

[executioneer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe_hunt

[Samfucius]

samfucius never "used to be" anybody, i don't know where you're getting that idea

edit: as far as i know, anyway

Yeah, this is my first and only account. Why did you think I was someone else?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel like I just got sniped

[Tadao]

GOD DAMN CITY FOLK

[Dimnos]

Yeah, this is my first and only account. Why did you think I was someone else?


Someone else used to have that exact avatar and I dont think it was you.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It might have been him. I think its just that he doesn't post much.

[Dimnos]

Hmmm... Maybe. :\

[Samfucius]

Yeah, when I first joined I was relatively active in the Gaming forum. I started a couple of really dumb threads that lasted way too long because they let people vent their opinions, a surefire hit.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699023
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698788
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699957
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699282

Basically, I was completely unaware of what constituted a good thread, and either asked stupid "hurr what's your favorite ____" questions or failed to explain to anyone why I liked a board game.

I haven't really posted much in the last two years.

[Samfucius]

Someone else used to have that exact avatar and I dont think it was you.

I would like to hope that the reason you don't think it was me is because I'm less of a fuckwad now, but feel free to spoil that for me. I'll take another two year exile or something, come back when I have good things to say.

[Tadao]

Highly unlikely.

[kahljorn]

even after reading through those threads i dont remember you :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This other forum I go to is lame as hell. There's like a fucking hundred top best 100 bands that that begin with A and play metal. They fuckin run amuck as hell instead of maybe concentrating one single thread to maybe new movies or music or games there are like 50 hundred of the that each contain 3 posts in each.

[Samfucius]

even after reading through those threads i dont remember you :(

Well then, maybe I'm wrong, maybe there was another Samfucius.

Maybe it was me, SLEEPTYPING :chatter

[Tadao]

Thread starters never get remembered. You have to actually have an opinion.

[Fathom Zero]

or none

[executioneer]

not being remembered is probably good tbh, we remember all the really annoying people the best

[Tadao]

nsfw

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81173464/

:(

[Samfucius]

....what? Who thought this was a good idea? The naked little kid on all four was the point where I retched.

[captain516]

I just learned how to make animated gifs.
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1141/doc.gif (http://img213.imageshack.us/i/doc.gif/) Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)http://yfrog.com/5xdocg

[Esuohlim]

make a bunch of images that flip back and forth lmao

[Zomboid]

Dude, you should, like, edit that so that he turns into PICKLE MAN! That would be uber epic sweet! :rockon

[Pentegarn]

SAM TEH GAY FURRY lolol :insidejoke

I remember that, funny times

[Fathom Zero]

still think that chick from senser is cute

[Esuohlim]

http://clinkmusicmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Senser.jpg

[Esuohlim]

THEY ALL LOOK UNHAPPY :(

[Fathom Zero]

Wow, a relatively recent picture.

[Tadao]

She's wearing bacon

[Pub Lover]

FP-2VLQEv4c

[Pub Lover]

Sarah Nixey. :love

[Pub Lover]

Might be a few years....maybe five until I can get out there again but I highly recommend it to everyone.

Dress as Doctor Evil and Mini-Me. That will have to be funny in 2015. #hoverboards

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hopefully she will have a lot of hair and not look like mini me.

[Esuohlim]

Ex Leper is starting to become a candidate for Edit Button removal

:forumpolice

[Grislygus]

Samfindersfee
Samfurrowbrow
Samfoghornleghorn
Samfillet
Samfriskydingo
Samfrienderfoe
SamtheycannaetakerFREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM
Samfelcher
Samfroglegs
Samforay
Samfunbags
Samfickle
Samfergerfelper
Samthelightfantastic

[Grislygus]

SamtheycannaetakerFREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM

:SamFelGibson :eek

[Grislygus]

Samfartholomew
Samfigureofspeech
Samfersperburpalert
Samferchristsake
Samferderpdederp
Samfountainofyewth
Samfaxfinder
Samforumgoer
Sam Fixalot, the rapper
Samfedora
Samfedigree
SamfedupandI'mnotgonnatakeitanymore
Samfishfry
Samfeefifofum
Samferalface
Samfightenedfittlefansy
Samfollowup
SamASK TOM-TOM, DON'T ASK SAM-SAM

[executioneer]

sam the sham and the pharaohs

[Esuohlim]

BOLOGNA SAMWICH

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

SAMDAVISJUNIOR
SAMGOTABRANDNEWBAG
SAMKATA
INSAMNITYDEFENSE
ARKAMASAMLEM
SAMPLOW
SAMKIND
WANNATALKTOSAMSON
ANDSAMSSON
SAMTERFUSION

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I woke up last night when it sounded like my cat threw some silverware onto the ground. This morning I found the stove pilot guard on the ground.

[Kitsa]

nice.

I know someone whose cat turned on a gas stove somehow during the night.

[kahljorn]

poor kitties are cold and just trying to find a warm place. next time leave the oven open

[Kitsa]

anyway, this is fucking adorable.

http://www.strapya-world.com/products/40380.html

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/humidifier.jpg

[Pentegarn]

Sounds appetizing

[Colonel Flagg]

For the desk jockey with too many USB ports ...

[Esuohlim]

This roastbeef, tomato, onion, and horseradish sandwich is ruining my sinuses :(

[Pub Lover]

Guys! Guys! Pay attention to New Zealand! We have trapped miners! We're just like Chile but we speak English! Guys!

[Esuohlim]

Yeah Chile did it first, now it's just getting old :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I'm iffy about sharing a video of my dancing toddler, knowing that LiquidStatik is lurking :(

oh man i was just talking to an old vet and he said everyone here was a pedo

and i was like 'what, fartin isn't here anymore'

i forgot about liquidstatik

i forgot about dre

..

[Pub Lover]

Yeah Chile did it first, now it's just getting old :rolleyes

Fine. We'll just let them die down there. How does that fit ya, tough guy? >:

[Pub Lover]

Imagine a tongue twice the size of your face licking you repeatedly

That just gave me a boner. :(

..

[Pub Lover]

http://www.3news.co.nz/Portals/0-Articles/187423/robot-machine-600.jpg

[Pub Lover]

We're going to use a frigging robot to look at the bodies of the miners that Esuohlim killed with his attitude. :eek

[Esuohlim]

TRAPPED :eek

FINLAND MINERS :eek :eek

SEND DOWN FOOD AND MIAMI VICE FAN FICTION :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Wiffles]

I think this is more precarious because there was an underground splosion and gas leak ;__;

Please be safe.

[Kitsa]

What's happening with mines all of a sudden? West Virginia, Chile, now NZ.

In other news, I almost retched at the thought of something (grapefruit mousse cake). That's a pun in French sort of.

[Zhukov]

These NZ miners are just looking to make a quick buck by getting stuck in a mine. Hats off to genuine trapped miners for keeping it real.

There's two Australians down there and the papers are portraying them as heroes and gods. One of them had a picture with him showing off his muscles nonchalantly by pushing his biceps forward with his fists while his arms were crossed, so I hope he dies.

[Esuohlim]

I AM FRIENDS WITH THE INDIAN VERSION OF DEMETRI MARTIN

http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/8560/indiandemetrimartin.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

I feel fucking terrible today guys, sorry

[elx]

yeah? i bet you dont have a cold and a broken nose at the same time, asshole

[elx]

at least it's thanksgiving break though:(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

your nose is thanksgiving broke?

[Tadao]

I AM FRIENDS WITH THE INDIAN VERSION OF DEMETRI MARTIN

http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/8560/indiandemetrimartin.jpg

For some reason I envision a very awkward silence when you ask your friend to get his picture taken by you.

[Tadao]

Attending the baby shower today though so I won't be on to check again until much later tonight.

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY TURN IN YOUR MAN CARD YOU LITTLE BITCH

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah right. Our baby shower was pimp. We had a keg of beer at a VFW, bunch of food, pool table, Bills game on all tv.s, bunch of guy friends showed up. If anything I should get my man card upgraded for it.

edit: IRISH BABY SHOWER

[Dimnos]

http://www.3news.co.nz/Portals/0-Articles/187423/robot-machine-600.jpg

Unless this robot is going down there to put them out of their misery there is no story here.

[Pub Lover]

The robot broke down! :eek (Link) (http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/newsdetail1.asp?storyID=186292)

[Pub Lover]

What's happening with mines all of a sudden? West Virginia, Chile, now NZ.
There was one in China on Sunday too. Chile was an impressive one, Virginia was relatively near you, & I'm trying to be funny with the human suffering near me.

There is a lot of mine related stories a lot of the time, I cover a few mining communities for work, so I generally slip them into my copy.

[Pub Lover]

yeah? i bet you dont have a cold and a broken nose at the same time, asshole

I wish to see how you make a broken nose adorable. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Unless this robot is going down there to put them out of their misery there is no story here.

Too late, Dimmy. Esuohlim already killed them with his being a goddamn tough guy. You're too late to the party. Take off the little hat.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Dimnos]

:(

[Tadao]

Yeah right. Our baby shower was pimp. We had a keg of beer at a VFW, bunch of food, pool table, Bills game on all tv.s, bunch of guy friends showed up. If anything I should get my man card upgraded for it.

edit: IRISH BABY SHOWER

Yeah, the fact that a bunch of pussy whipped guys were there too only makes it worse.

[Pub Lover]

Pretending to be someone you're not part of the fun. Today, Shirley and I are well known, we will play as something right SPAM. But earlier in my career, it was fun to try different characters. I can not go off as Michael Jordan, Napoleon, or Demi Moore, but I can pass as someone with a lot of features that the casino value (because it helps your bottom). Such characteristics are different than what is valued in mainstream society if they think I am a conservative man of the family who comes to town one weekend a year with a budget set at $ 250, you can be sure I make the sale Retail pay for everything I get. But if you think that playing two wives has cost me along the way and I've been known to go on binges, you can bet the red carpet will be out.

..

[Pub Lover]

READING THAT DOES WONDERFUL THINGS IN MY BRAIN. :hypno

[Pub Lover]

It causes me to have caps lock on for a start. :eek

[Pub Lover]

because it helps your bottom. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I miss Max Burbank. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/maxburbank/maxburbankSO.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah, the fact that a bunch of pussy whipped guys were there too only makes it worse.


Sounds like jealousy to me. I'll invite you next time if we have another kid. That way you won't be as jealous next time.

EDIT: It also sounds like you have sand in your cunt.

[Fathom Zero]

the shit is going on here?

[Wiffles]

people gonna meke babaies!

[Fathom Zero]

I'm either going to go buy pokemon cards or commit suicide. Wish me luck.

[Pub Lover]

Buying suicide cards and committing pokemon seems like a better set of crimes.

[Wiffles]

Poke-crimes gotta commit them all~

[executioneer]

make sure to get the foil suicide cards those are worth more $$$$

[Kitsa]

Speaking of pokemon and suicide, I remember a Yahoo question where someone was like, "I HEARD POKEMON CAUSED 70% OF JAPANESE CHILDREN TO KILL THEMSELVES, IS THIS TRUE?"

[Zhukov]

I highly doubt that it's that high.

[Kitsa]

I'd be inclined to agree with you there

[Zhukov]

Don't get me wrong; I'm sure it's high.

[Wiffles]

no it wasnt suicides. it was seizures due to flashing lights/colors. XP

[Fathom Zero]

As I recall, it's got the highest suicide rate per population compared to the rest of the world.

[Samfucius]

As I recall, it's got the highest suicide rate per population compared to the rest of the world.

Actually, it is only number 5. Belarus is first.

Washington State has the highest teen suicide rate in the US. I think Alaska has the highest general rate.

[Pub Lover]

"Police are frantically searching offshore for more advanced robots." (http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/newsdetail1.asp?storyID=186314) :lol

[Pub Lover]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcchj3vXbJ1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Dimnos]

"Her says it may giver an idea of what's happening under ground and the status of the mine."

[Pub Lover]

From them that is actually a minor (;)) error. :eek

[Pub Lover]

This is why I get away with being in the industry. Such low standards. :picklehat

[executioneer]

WHO WANTS COOKIES (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69705373)

[Pub Lover]

largely off topic but the word "chooch" to me sounds like someone trying to be racist against anthropomorphic trains
..

[Pub Lover]

WHO WANTS COOKIES (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69705373)

Willie is the nicest guy here. :)

[Pub Lover]

A second massive explosion has rocked the mine. Those at the scene say there is now no hope of the miners surviving. Esuohlim, when asked for a comment, pissed on the reporter because he is a such a tough guy.

[executioneer]

i blame that fucking robot

[Kitsa]

This is why I get away with being in the industry. Such low standards. :picklehat

I saw a split infinitive on the cover of a magazine the other day and got all indignant.

[Dimnos]

I give you the latest marvel of science!

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/11/24/beer-and-a-shot.jpg

[Esuohlim]

It seems strange that it took this long to come up with that :(

[kahljorn]

PARASCOPING NAture OF KNOWLEDGE :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

W/E KAHLJORN THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SUBMARINES :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

'MEMBER THIS?
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt152/maryannkopp/heuoa.jpg

[Grislygus]

Buying suicide cards and committing pokemon seems like a better set of crimes.

I almost have the entire "Rockstar" deck, I'm just missing Autoerotic Deathsphyxiation and the ultra-rare Kurt Cobain version of the Shotgun Mouthwash card, if anyone has either one I'm willing to trade two Invading Russia cards and an Employ Lu Bu from the Political History deck for it

[Grislygus]

From them that is actually a minor (;)) error. :eek

DON'T YOU MEAN A MINER ERROR

[Ex Leper]

Happy Thanksgiving fellow mockers!
tIufyg09WnQ

[Pub Lover]

DON'T YOU MEAN A MINER ERROR

You deserve to be PUNished. :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://loneyinfermo.com/img/comic/20.png

[Fathom Zero]

Another day, another white shirt.

[executioneer]

HOW DO UNDERWATER BARBECUES WORK

[Wiffles]

HOW DO UNDERWATER BARBECUES WORK

Hydrothermal Vents

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:( That burger looks so good.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy thanksgiving bitches. Also happy canadian thanksgiving already.

[Tadao]

HOW DO UNDERWATER BARBECUES WORK

Sponge Bob Theory

[Pub Lover]

yiNnDpIW918

[Pub Lover]

Watch his legs go! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Guys, Doopa totally spoke to me on Twitter one time. Seriously. :eek :love :wank

[Fathom Zero]

Happy Thanksgiving, pub. Do me a favor and eat a large fowl of your choice.

[Pub Lover]

Happy Feast of Boris. I'll eat the world renowned Not-A-Goose. :unamerican :vegan

[Fathom Zero]

This asshole I know got a motorcycle recently. I don't hope he dies. I don't wish that on anybody. But if he becomes a vegetable, so be it. The world'd probably be better off, who knows?

[executioneer]

well but if he dies the right way it means some father of three gets to live a few more years though right

maybe hoping he dies isn't such a terrible thing?

[Kitsa]

I used to know a man who got a motorcycle and died on his way home from the dealership, with his family in the car behind him seeing the whole thing. He was overconfident and skidded on some gravel. At the hospital where I used to work, they called them "donorcycles". :(

[Zhukov]

Donorcycles, nice.


I wish people dead every day of my life, and if it ever came true then I would do it even more.

[Shrubfest]

I second this.

[Phoenix Gamma]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1208.snc4/156055_581149036013_50206259_33036700_1249400_n.jp g

[Fathom Zero]

"donorcycles"

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6042/donerkebabalcoholic.gif

[Zomboid]

What? You have donairs there? I thought you guys mainly had, like, gyros and shit there. There's probably hundreds of donair shops in Edmonton.

[Fathom Zero]

very delishis when you can find them. there're one or two Turkish places around here.

[Kitsa]

My left wrist is hurting like a mofo. I suspect it's tendonitis.

The main problem here is that I'm left-handed :(

[Sam]

TOO MUCH JACKING OFF.

I SUGGEST YOU LEARN TO RIGHT-HAND.

[Esuohlim]

lol my post in SS about starting a new thread to bet on who gets banned got HELLA deleted

[Zomboid]

NO NEGATIVITY ALLOWED IN SECRET SANTA!

[Tadao]

I've got money on Babs, he looks broke as fuck and seems to have family crises during the holidays.

[elx]

im gonna be kahljorn today

[elx]

;/

[The Leader]

:eek

[Grislygus]

another day, another story from jeanette x regarding the abortive bodily functions of her failing body

I'm not even CLICKING on that one. remember the one where she described how her vagina began leaking blood onto her "favorite" dildo and asked for advice

[Grislygus]

and it astounds me that this is "ANOTHER bowel story". how many of the goddamned things have there BEEN

[Fathom Zero]

delishis

[MarioRPG]

and it astounds me that this is "ANOTHER bowel story". how many of the goddamned things have there BEEN

I waiting for the saga to be complete before i get them on blu-ray. ;)

[Babs]

Don't you mean BROWN-ray :lol

[Coldcache]

That was fucking terrible, how dare you

[Fathom Zero]

I WANNA KEEP YOU WARM

[Fathom Zero]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9092/59289466405552081521697.jpg

page cack

[stevetothepast]

man, use a spoiler or some shit.

[Tadao]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9092/59289466405552081521697.jpg

page cack

:posh

[executioneer]

WRONG THREAD

[captain516]

I was rereading some old threads and the stuff by Gadzooks made me laugh the most

[nikole957]

10:45
HI EVERYONE WHO POSTED IN THIS THREAD YOU WIN A DONLLAR J/K I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY

[Pub Lover]

Yay. :) Spambots are finally finding their way in here.

[Pub Lover]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9092/59289466405552081521697.jpg

page cack

:posh

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg


The sad thing is that in order to do this I had to stare at his nipples for like 10 minutes.

[Pub Lover]

Plus doomed this thread to have that posted every page from now on. Good job, Kitsa. :)

[Kitsa]

I do what I can.

[Dimnos]

I have a feeling you will live to regret that Kitsa. :lol

[Fathom Zero]

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

[Chojin]

yes, this is exactly what i want people to see on my computer when i'm at work

[MarioRPG]

It's the last thing most people see before the knock out gas kicks in.

[ChrisGlass]

yes, this is exactly what i want people to see on my computer when i'm at work
My logic is that they can see it's a single isolated image.
If you had 300 visits per week to www.ugly-man-nipples.tv, then they'd have reason to be worried.

[Tadao]

Needs more nipple pinching. :(

[Fathom Zero]

awww dude, that'd be badical

[Kitsa]

Guys wishing to impress chicks for ultracheaps:

http://www.shopko.com/detail/10cttw-diamond-12-hoop-earrings/17872/0000

You're welcome.

[Chojin]

http://www.shopko.com/detail/sara-peyton-wand-massager/12484/0000

you know

men don't have sex toys at brookstone

[Fathom Zero]

6InS6-qJm2o

[Pub Lover]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/pagebrak4eva.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Thank you, Kitsa! :picklehat

[Fathom Zero]

But it makes me look like a burn victim.

[dextire]

6InS6-qJm2o
I love the look of despair right at the end, as if he's just realized what he's done. :lol

But it makes me look like a burn victim.
You could use a little color. :)

[Kitsa]

burn victim?

Your abdomen was difficult as hell to clonestamp btw

[Tadao]

But it makes me look like a burn victim.

THAT'S THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES

[Pub Lover]

Now just pm a pic of your penis to PubLover and you will be a lifetime member.

True story. If you don't cough up then I have to come get them and no one likes that.

[Tadao]

INVASION OF THE PENIS SNATCHER

[Pub Lover]

Not so much snatch as lick and suck.

[executioneer]

well you gotta snatch it FIRST if it's being uncooperative

[kahljorn]

i dont understand what anybody says on this message board any more :(

[Pub Lover]

Someone should rewrite it.

No one that posts here now is worth piss.

[Pub Lover]

i dont understand what anybody says on this message board any more :(

Why the good Christ do we keep coming back, my sexy friend?

[Pub Lover]

well you gotta snatch it FIRST if it's being uncooperative

There are few men I have found that pull away from licks and sucks.

[Pub Lover]

It might be just that my snatches are so vice-like though.

[kahljorn]

I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS

[Pub Lover]

No one likes their junk squeezed all to hell.

[Pub Lover]

I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS

Dude, I am making no sense. You should just calm down and photograph your penis for the weird man.

[kahljorn]

GIVE ME MONEY FIRST

ONLY TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS AND YOU CAN OWN YOUR VERY OWN PICTURE OF A PENIS

[hot Kukuro]

But it makes me look like a burn victim.


wait a minute...that's actually what you look like?
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

[Tadao]

I'll do it for 6 pints of Guinness.

[Pub Lover]

I would do it for a pm saying you wanted to see it. :(

[Pub Lover]

wait a minute...that's actually what you look like?
Yes. Hot, right? :orgasm


[picture of publover in his underpants]

[Pub Lover]

GIVE ME MONEY FIRST

ONLY TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS AND YOU CAN OWN YOUR VERY OWN PICTURE OF A PENIS

The first one didn't cost that much. :(