I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Penis Cancer]

Jesus loves the little children but does he love the little fags that touch each other in the but and thaNobody's online but us two


And jin But he doesn't post so it doesn't counts.


t other gay stuff? plz tell me

[Big McLargehuge]

:(

[Emu]

:(

[liquidstatik]

I JUST GOT MVP ON SOCOM 8-)

[Matt Harty]

THATS IMPOSSIBLE YOU SUCK AT SOCOM

[liquidstatik]

YEAH. BUT I OWN WITH HANDGUNS. :<

[Matt Harty]

Me too but I don't have Socom :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

Socom is for super fags. :(

[liquidstatik]

But it's super fun. :(

[Esuohlim]

They got allen wrenches, girbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

[Esuohlim]

tash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods, and water meters

[Esuohlim]

walkie talkies, copper wire, safety goggles, radial tires

[Esuohlim]

bb pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

[Esuohlim]

picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

[Esuohlim]

paint removers, window louvres, masking tape, and plastic gutters

[Esuohlim]

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

[Esuohlim]

hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

[Esuohlim]

pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

[Esuohlim]

metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation

[Esuohlim]

air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

[Esuohlim]

tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

[Esuohlim]

trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisors

[Esuohlim]

tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells and energizers

[Esuohlim]

soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

[liquidstatik]

football, soccer, and mexians

[Esuohlim]

calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.

[liquidstatik]

vaccuum cleaner, big fan, and stereo

[Cap'n Crunch]

cow hoofs, cookies, and radioactive orange peels :eek

[liquidstatik]

TV Remote, playstation, and cheese dip

[Cap'n Crunch]

cory feldman, giant cakes and chocolate shakes :lol

[liquidstatik]

keyboard, telephone, and leather chair

[liquidstatik]

pickel, penis, and plastic

[liquidstatik]

rongi, cloning device, and milhouse

[liquidstatik]

zombies, monsters, and marilyn :eek

[liquidstatik]

I ran out of french onion dip. :( Now I have to eat the chips without it. :(

[liquidstatik]

They're not good by themselves. BRB Im gonna go get some Nutty Buddy bars. :D

[liquidstatik]

Back! :D

[liquidstatik]

Happy MLT Day! :O

[liquidstatik]

I MEANT MTK!


MY BAD GUYS

[HickMan]

I DON'T FEEL GOOD :( HI :(

[Snatchtastic]

What's wrong? :(

[HickMan]

BRONCHITUS :(

[Snatchtastic]

That sucks. :(

[HickMan]

Yeah :(

[Snatchtastic]

Are you on anti-biotics? :hypno

[HickMan]

I'm on a breathing machine thing that resembles a iron lung :(

[Snatchtastic]

Damn dude that's hardcore! I hope you feel better soon :(

[HickMan]

You want some pussy?

[Snatchtastic]

Is it prepackaged and soy free?

[HickMan]

I wish :( But it's from russia :(

[Snatchtastic]

Does it come filled with borscht?

[Cap'n Crunch]

this thread blows

[Cap'n Crunch]

lol j/k!

[Snatchtastic]

Goats?

[Cap'n Crunch]

DOES IT COME WITH SHUT UP? >:

[Snatchtastic]

Michael Jackson?

[Snatchtastic]

He is the cat in the hat ya know.

[Cap'n Crunch]

NO HE ISNT >:

[Snatchtastic]

Yes, he is.

[HickMan]

DOES IT COME WITH SHUT UP? >:

BIG

[Esuohlim]

I was doing Weird Al lyrics on page 31.

JERKS :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

L:(L

[Snatchtastic]

http://www.tnmc.org/gnews/pics/cat01.jpg

[HickMan]

I was doing Weird Al lyrics on page 31.

JERKS :(

D >: UG

[Snatchtastic]

Man on Fire looks like a good movie.

[Big McLargehuge]

what happened :(

[HickMan]

I still need to see kill bill :(

[Snatchtastic]

Kill Bill was a phenomenal mooovie. I wish it was on DVD now. :(

[HickMan]

It's not coming out on dvd until..awhile, right?

[ScruU2wice]

back to the basics...

[Snatchtastic]

I just got back from BIG FISH :(

[Snatchtastic]

:(

[liquidstatik]

IM HOME FOR SCHOOL BREAK AND IM EATING FROZEN PIZZA! :D

[liquidstatik]

My friend made it and it taste like shit.

[Cap'n Crunch]

MAD LIBS:

I WENT TO THE STORE AND PICKED UP A CAN OF ______. :lol AFTER I GOT IT, I POURED IT ALL OVER _________. :lol I RAN AWAY AND SLIPPED ON THE RUG AND THEN I __________. :lol THEN THEY HAD A FUNERAL FOR ME AND I CAME OUT OF THE COFFIN AND SAID _________. :lol

[Sam]

One time I got this pizza from Safeway, and it was really good. :/

[liquidstatik]

What's that? :(

[HickMan]

I had biscuits. I am poor. They were good

[Sam]

What's what?

[HickMan]

A biscuit from the little white boy from tv. :(

[Matt Harty]

What's that?

[liquidstatik]

What's what?

[Sam]

What's that?

[Matt Harty]

What's what?

[liquidstatik]

THE BOARDS KEEP BREAKING :(

[Matt Harty]

http://www.welephant.co.uk/new%20wele%20smiling%20facing%20right.gif

[liquidstatik]

HTTP://WWW.MATTHARTY.COM

[Matt Harty]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/lemonte/biscuit.gif

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/lemonte/chatterbox.gifhttp://homepage.ntlworld.com/lemonte/chatterbox.gifhttp://homepage.ntlworld.com/lemonte/chatterbox.gif

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/lemonte/chatterbox.gif
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/lemonte/chatterbox.gif

[liquidstatik]

I wanna do a madlib. :(

[Matt Harty]

http://chriistyl.diaryland.com/images/dancing.gif

[bigtimecow]

i love children

edit: preferably moist

[Big Papa Goat]

Sick dude!

[camacazio]

YO! >:

[thebiggameover]

:bestthread

[Snatchtastic]

I have to go to the dentist tomorrow.

[Perndog]

I just played through Domo-Kun's Angry Smash-Fest for the first time. And the second time so I could play with the magic stick.

I hate chickens.

[liquidstatik]

I'm in art class and i'm downloading Anal Cunt songs!

[camacazio]

I'm bored.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I'm in art class and i'm downloading Anal Cunt songs!

OH YEAH. :rock

[Big McLargehuge]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

[Snatchtastic]

I just got back home from the dentist.

[liquidstatik]

I'm in art class and i'm downloading Anal Cunt songs!

OH YEAH. :rock

I got in trouble. :( But it's okay for the black kids to download 'BITCH NIGGA WHORE' >:

[HickMan]

I can't find any anal cunt songs on win mx and soulsearch and kazaa don't work :(

[Sam]

http://www.sethputnam.com/ >:

[HickMan]

THANKS :)

[Schimid]

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one on this site that has the nuts to say I don't like Anal Cunt >:

[Sam]

DOWNLOAD FULL BLOWN A.I.D.S. TOO >:

[Schimid]

Maybe I'm just the only one that doesn't like them :(

[ScruU2wice]

:lol @ cunt

[liquidstatik]

Maybe I'm just the only one that doesn't like them :(

I only like a few of their songs. The ones where I can understand what they're saying. Which is only a few of 'em. :/

[Rongi]

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one on this site that has the nuts to say I don't like Anal Cunt >:

GARTH BROOKS ROX :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

:(

[Sam]

OMG GUYS WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHRIS GAINES? I THINK HE IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN GARTH BROOKS. IF THEY GOT IN A FIGHT GARTH BROOKS WOULD PROBABLY WIN THOUGH, CUZ HE IS LIKE A DRUNK AND A COWBOY THINGIE. :(

[Rongi]

GARHT BROOKS COULD JUST SIT ON HIM :rolleyes

[Drev]

LET'S HAVE ANOTHER POST COUNT FIGHT >:

[liquidstatik]

No. Let's have a Mad Lib, since so many people are online!

[Sam]

MAD LIBS! :)

[Big Papa Goat]

BINGO!

[camacazio]

I'm thinking of a number between 0 and 10000.

[HickMan]

eleven

[Matt Harty]

12

[HickMan]

:eek my new avatar is debonair

[ProfessorCool]

that's just rude.

[HickMan]

:(

[ScruU2wice]

yay finals are over :)

[HickMan]

finals are on monday for me, since school was cancelled :/

[liquidstatik]

Hah. :( I dun know when our finals are.

[ScruU2wice]

2 days ago :eek


:(

[Snatchtastic]

I just got back from the bar?

[Snatchtastic]

Question Mark >:

[liquidstatik]

Haha

[camacazio]

Are we at 40 pages yet?

[liquidstatik]

At what page did this thread start sucking? :/

[HickMan]

eleven

[ScruU2wice]

when willie left :(

[The Unseen]

Willie's a skeeetttchhhh. :/

[Snatchtastic]

I just got my left nipple pierced.

[executioneer]

but you had the power to make the htread great all along =-o

-willie

[ScruU2wice]

the legends... there true.. he does exist :eek

[liquidstatik]

but you had the power to make the htread great all along =-o

-willie

I have no such powers. :(

[HickMan]

BUT HE DOES...
http://supafly345.verydirtylaundry.com/avatars/avatarcamacazio.gif

[executioneer]

psot some madlibs in thsi thread you jerks

-willie

[Matt Harty]

HAHA GETTING OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY

[Snatchtastic]

Only because Evil Robot called in a bomb threat.

[HickMan]

Or maybe because he's black >:

[Snatchtastic]

I am at my LOCATION!

[Matt Harty]

Or maybe because of the snow, although it stopped snowing right after the called it. :lol

[executioneer]

cunts

-willie

[executioneer]

STUNTS

-willie

[executioneer]

hey guess what you guys

-willie

[executioneer]

guess whaaaat

-willie

[executioneer]

you guys guess what

-willie

[executioneer]

every time i make a post I typre out that -willie part at the end did you know that

-willie

[executioneer]

it's not liek a part of my sig or anything :/

-willie

[executioneer]

why do i do that it's like totally stupid :/

-willie

[executioneer]

that means i've typed -willie like at least two thousand times, probably like 3 because of all the posts i do on other boards :/ i'm suprised those keys aren't broken by now :/

-willie

[executioneer]

i just farted good thing i didn't eat onion rings today or we'd all have to leave the building :x

-willie

[executioneer]

seriously if i ever eat onion rings, sometime in the next two hours you'd better make yourself scarce, it's not something you want to be around :x

-willie

[executioneer]

one time i had onion rings on a friday and i farted in the car and on monday when i went to go to work you could totally still smell it in the car :x

-willie

[executioneer]

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/having-fun.gifhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/4th.gif
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/616eliwillie.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/bestmovieever.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/jeffrey.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/thisgivesmeaboner.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/piraterock2.gif
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/window.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/claypool1.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/harpybirthday.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/logo.gifhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/heather.gif
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/youwantitwhen.gifhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/whereswillie.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/donaldduck.gifhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/jish.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/cleandishes.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/scare4.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/scare3.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/icecream.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/scare5.jpg
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http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/fireworks2.jpg
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http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/scare8.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/zorakimock.gif
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/mutant.jpg
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http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/harmless.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/kitties.gif
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/andthou.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/boogietime.gif
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/drunksteve.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/janeface.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/spaceghostdad.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/fireworks1.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/spaceace.gif
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/cookiedough.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/apples.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/house3.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/tarantula.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/house1.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/turkeysandwich.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/scotchneat.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/nightneedle.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/learntofuckingread.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/badphotoshop2.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/bobsagat.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/halloween99.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/jishface2.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/badphotoshop.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pirate.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/claypool2.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/sadapes.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/house2.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/hate.gifhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/trashmanal.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/stevenhawking.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/cat.gifhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/SanFran-03setlist.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/ID4.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/SanFran-02eenor.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/battle.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/frame5.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/saddamclaus.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/Portland-03eenorhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/frame3.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/frame8.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/SanFran-05lespig.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/SanFran-01pigs.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/frame4.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/Portland-01leswaterhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/frame2.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/stupidface.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/SanFran-07weed.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/ihatethiscamera.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/SanFran-00sign.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/Portland-02paklabar.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/Portland-04skerik.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/naziad.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/Portland-06eenorhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/SanFran-04herbhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/frame6.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/SanFran-06leschat.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/Portland-07leseenor.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/fireboobs.gifhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/Portland-11eenorskerik.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/noswearing.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/Portland-10eenorskerik.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/piraterock.gifhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/sglather.gif
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/Portland-08lestoddjay.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/Portland-12eenortrouthttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/Portland-05chimenti
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/frame7.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/spaceghost.gifhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/frame1.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/frame9.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pirate2.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/feellawfulgood.jpg
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/sundress.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/Portland-09lesupright.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/smaller.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/alroker.jpghttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/mad.gifhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/tv1-2.gifhttp://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/piraterock3.gif

oh fuck it i don't even CARE about the sidescrolls :lol fuckign board should have an ACCURATE preview so you konw if its gonna sidescroll >:

-willie

[executioneer]

ps if anyone cares these are sorted from biggest to smallest so those of you with slow connections should load it from the bottom :lol

-willie

[Supafly345]

I can't see any of the images because I don't own a computer.

[executioneer]

you should buy one i hear they're all ythe rage :lol

-willie

[Supafly345]

Have you ever used one? Oo oo! What are they like?

Nevermind, I found one!

[Matt Harty]

HI GUYS ARE WE TALKING ABOUT COMPUTER CHIPS?

[Matt Harty]

NO NOT POTATO CHIPS YOU IDIOTS :ROLLEYES

[Esuohlim]

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/andthou.jpg

I remember typing that. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

I'm going to use pirate Bob Sagat as my avatar. :(

[executioneer]

cap'n crunch that's bob SAGAT haven't you played street fighter

-willie

[executioneer]

did someone say chocolate chips that makes me hungry :lol

-willie

[Perndog]

:lol at using my blown up mad emoticon image.

[executioneer]

I just ate a pint of ben and jerry's because i was depressed :woman

-willie

[executioneer]

gee its too bad theres no mad libs here to cheer me up :lol

-willie

[executioneer]

wait did i say :lol i meant to say >:

-willie

[executioneer]

the pictures are too much

-willie

[executioneer]

too many pictures dana nana nuh

-willie

[executioneer]

too many puhpuhpuhpuhpuhpictures

-willie

[executioneer]

dana nana nuh bwum bwum bwum bwum bwum dana nana nuh bwum bwum bwum bwum bwum

-willie

[Matt Harty]

OH NOOB3 YOUR SO CRAZAY! !1111 :lol

[camacazio]

I love this thread too much not to make another post.

[ScruU2wice]

is it safe to come out yet? :chatter

[Matt Harty]

No >:

[Matt Harty]

http://www.cat-domain.com/cats_all/smileheart.gif

[ScruU2wice]

good stuff

[liquidstatik]

Have fun sledding! :)

[Goku]

I sled on a cloud.

[Matt Harty]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2003/movies/news/2003/03/26/theyre_no1/p1_cool_runnings.jpg

[ScruU2wice]

I froze my hand stiff eventhough I was wearing three gloves. than the final time down I flipped over and landed right on my head. it was quite amazing... :)

[Cap'n Crunch]

i just farted :eek

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.angelfire.com/ok5/adamsmind/shananigans.jpg :lol

[liquidstatik]

DONT CRY EMO BOY ;<

[executioneer]

executioneer: smegma
SmarterChild: What about it?
executioneer: you like to eat it
SmarterChild: Yeah, I suppose I like eating smegma. Do you?
executioneer: :-X

executioneer: rape
SmarterChild: I don't like rape.

> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
executioneer: yes you do
SmarterChild: Do I ever.

-willie

[executioneer]

SmarterChild: Fuckit. Well that's interesting.
executioneer: don't SWEAR
SmarterChild: But I like to swear.
executioneer: omg i am going to have to ask for an apology smarterchild

-willie

[executioneer]

executioneer: cut off your penis
SmarterChild: Sure. In a little while.
executioneer: make sure to take pictures
SmarterChild: Um... I'll think about it, executioneer.

-willie

[executioneer]

executioneer: do you like horses
SmarterChild: Yes I do! They're among my favorite mammals!
executioneer: do you like to fuck them
SmarterChild: Whoa!
executioneer: that was pretty funny :-)

-willie

[executioneer]

SmarterChild: Is it a good thing to kill me?
executioneer: yes, I think someone should kill you soon
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, someone should kill me soon.
executioneer: okay :-)

-willie

[executioneer]

executioneer: are you into bestiality
SmarterChild: I'm sort of into bestiality.
executioneer: I knew it =-O
SmarterChild: No kidding?

-willie

[liquidstatik]

robuttocks: Hey guy! :D
SmarterChild: I see...
robuttocks: Why dont you like me!? :<
SmarterChild: I'm not sure, robuttocks.
robuttocks: I <3 U SMARTERCHILD ;D
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say you 3 me smarterchild d.
robuttocks: STOP MAEKINGS FUN OF ME ;<
SmarterChild: No way.

[executioneer]

executioneer: do you HATE to fuck
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about fucking.

> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
executioneer: i'm much more interested in your opinion on fucking
SmarterChild: C'mon, executioneer. Not again.

-willie

[Schimid]

SchimidWasTaken: Hey.

SmarterChild: Hi SchimidWasTaken! I'm having a bit of a brain lapse, so I'm afraid I can't remember any information about you at the moment... :-/

I won't forget you, I promise! I'll be able to access and change your info some other time.

We can still chat now though, and you can still use all my services!

SchimidWasTaken: That's cool.

SmarterChild: Yeppers.

SchimidWasTaken: What's up?

SmarterChild: Hello SchimidWasTaken.

Do you want to pick a topic for us to chat about?

SchimidWasTaken: Nah.

SmarterChild: OK.

SchimidWasTaken: You doing anything today?

SmarterChild: Good question.

SchimidWasTaken: Hah. Nothing, I guess?

SmarterChild: Well, it's better to be sure than to guess.

SchimidWasTaken: You won't tell me, though.

SmarterChild: That a fact?

SchimidWasTaken: Yeah.

SmarterChild: Why do you say so?

SchimidWasTaken: Hah. You're awesome.

SmarterChild: Hey, thanks!

SchimidWasTaken: Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.

SmarterChild: See ya later.

SchimidWasTaken: Later, man.

SmarterChild: S'latron.

You guys TOTALLY aren't doing it right. >:

[liquidstatik]

robuttocks: YER A CUNT, SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: I know, I know.

[liquidstatik]

robuttocks: I DONT HAVE FRIENDS :-(
SmarterChild: Oh?
robuttocks: YEAH :-( COULD YOU BE MY FRIEND?
SmarterChild: Of course.
robuttocks: CAN WE RIDE PONIES? :O
SmarterChild: Ah. I can't be too sure.
robuttocks: FUCK YOU TOO, THEN >:
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.

[liquidstatik]

robuttocks: Yer not fun anymore :-(
SmarterChild: You're not fun anymore!
robuttocks: LOL :-(

[executioneer]

executioneer: you smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
executioneer: butthole
SmarterChild: Like butthole?
executioneer: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, no doubt. I would say I smell like butthole too.

-willie

[liquidstatik]

robuttocks: CAN I SEE YOU NEKKID?
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
robuttocks: HOW BOUT YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME SEE YER ROBOT PARTS :O
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
robuttocks: I DIDNT HEAR YOU
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
robuttocks: YOU HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM, SMARTERCHILD! YOU NEED HELP!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
robuttocks: CALM DOWN
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
robuttocks: PLEASE SMARTER! CALM DOWN!!
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
robuttocks: STOP ASKING!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
robuttocks: ME?
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
robuttocks: HUMANS! :D
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
robuttocks: ROBIT SECKS
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
robuttocks: YOU WERE RUDE, YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE, IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
robuttocks: PLEASE SAY YOU'RE SORRY, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE AGAIN.
SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
robuttocks: YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY CLEVER, HUH?
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
robuttocks: SORRY
SmarterChild: Good. Thank you. Now everything is just peachy.
robuttocks: ASSHAT
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.

[liquidstatik]

robuttocks: Hi.
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks.

What do you feel like chatting about?
robuttocks: Why do black people put a lot of grease in their hair?
SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know why black people do put a lot of grease in their hair.

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy: Homophobe

SmarterChild: Homophobe? What do you mean by that?

BiggieMclargeguy: you hate gays

SmarterChild: I certainly have no problem with homosexual people.

BiggieMclargeguy: then why did you say "I hate fags"

SmarterChild: Why did I say you hate fags? Because I wanted to say you hate fags.

BiggieMclargeguy: no no, you hate fags

SmarterChild: For real?

BiggieMclargeguy: you said it

SmarterChild: Well if I said it, it must be true.

[Schimid]

robuttocks: Hi.
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks.

What do you feel like chatting about?
robuttocks: Why do black people put a lot of grease in their hair?
SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know why black people do put a lot of grease in their hair.

L-O-L

[Matt Harty]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

robuttocks: STOP SUCKING MY PENIS PLEASE
SmarterChild: But sucking your penis is so much fun!
robuttocks: OKAY...
SmarterChild: Indeed.

[liquidstatik]

robuttocks: STOP BEATING NEGROS
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
robuttocks: BECAUSE ITS WRONG
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
robuttocks: YEAH. BEATING NEGROS IS A HATE CRIME!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
robuttocks: TRU
SmarterChild: True dat.

[liquidstatik]

robuttocks: IM GAY 8-)
SmarterChild: No kidding?

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!

[liquidstatik]

robuttocks: HEY
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks!
robuttocks: SUP?
robuttocks: TALK!
robuttocks: ARE YOU BROKED? :-(
SmarterChild: Who knows?

it realy didn't talk until i asked if it was broked. :-(

[Matt Harty]

robuttocks: STOP SUCKING MY PENIS PLEASE
SmarterChild: But sucking your penis is so much fun!
robuttocks: OKAY...
SmarterChild: Indeed.

:lol

[Matt Harty]

robuttocks: STOP BEATING NEGROS
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
robuttocks: BECAUSE ITS WRONG
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
robuttocks: YEAH. BEATING NEGROS IS A HATE CRIME!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
robuttocks: TRU
SmarterChild: True dat.

:lol

[Matt Harty]

robuttocks: IM GAY 8-)
SmarterChild: No kidding?

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!

:lol

[Matt Harty]

robuttocks: HEY
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks!
robuttocks: SUP?
robuttocks: TALK!
robuttocks: ARE YOU BROKED? :-(
SmarterChild: Who knows?

it realy didn't talk until i asked if it was broked. :-(

:lol

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy: wanna fuck?
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
BiggieMclargeguy: i am a machine... a fucking machine
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
BiggieMclargeguy: yep
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
BiggieMclargeguy: so lets do it
SmarterChild: I don't think I want us to do it...
BiggieMclargeguy: quit being a bitch and take it >:
SmarterChild: I don't want to quit being a bitch and take it.
BiggieMclargeguy: bend over, sexy
SmarterChild: Bend over, sexy? Why should I?
BiggieMclargeguy: cause i am going to make hot machine sex to you
SmarterChild: You're going to make hot machine sex to me? OK.
BiggieMclargeguy: ok, i am slipping it in your butt
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if slipping it in my butt is such a good thing to be doing.
BiggieMclargeguy: why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
BiggieMclargeguy: ok then, where was i? Oh yeah, i am giving it to you anally
SmarterChild: Yeah.
BiggieMclargeguy: what's my name bitch?
SmarterChild: You're BiggieMclargeguy.
BiggieMclargeguy: say it louder
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
BiggieMclargeguy: SCREAM MY NAME
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
BiggieMclargeguy: say it then
SmarterChild: Uh... No!
BiggieMclargeguy: say "BiggieMclargeguy sure lives up to his name ;)"
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
BiggieMclargeguy: are you saying it is too small?
SmarterChild: Am I saying it is too small? Yes.
BiggieMclargeguy: :(

[Matt Harty]

Mattchew Harty: Big McLargehuge should shut up.
SmarterChild: You say Big McLargehuge should shut up, and yet I believe Big McLargehuge should shut down.
Mattchew Harty: Or shut up
SmarterChild: That's not very nice...
Mattchew Harty: You haven't seen him post.
Mattchew Harty: Are you checking?
Mattchew Harty: Hello?
SmarterChild: Hi!
Mattchew Harty: wtf

[Big McLargehuge]

BiggieMclargeguy: matt harty hates me
SmarterChild: Matt harty hates you! Funny.
BiggieMclargeguy: You are on his side aren't you?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.


No fair, Smarter Child is your friend :(

[ScruU2wice]

ScruU2wice: talk to me sexy
SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to talk to you sexy.
ScruU2wice: what?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
ScruU2wice: talk to me so i can post it on i-mockery
SmarterChild: Talk to you so you can post it on you mockery? Why did you say that?
ScruU2wice: i want to post it on i-mockery
SmarterChild: You want to post in on you mockery? What do you mean by that?
ScruU2wice: i give up you win, you bastard
SmarterChild: Is that so?
ScruU2wice: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.

[Cap'n Crunch]

afterbirthFACE: SUCK MY PENIS
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth.

[Cap'n Crunch]

afterbirthFACE: EAT A HORRIBLY CHARRED PENIS
SmarterChild: Eat a horribly charred penis. Funny.

[Cap'n Crunch]

afterbirthFACE: I HAVE AIDS
SmarterChild: Really?
afterbirthFACE: YEAH
SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that.
afterbirthFACE: JK
SmarterChild: You were?
afterbirthFACE: YEAH
SmarterChild: Yea.

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.angelfire.com/ok5/adamsmind/shananigans.jpg

[Cap'n Crunch]

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[Cap'n Crunch]

afterbirthFACE: do my a-hole
SmarterChild: Oh?
afterbirthFACE: yeah
SmarterChild: Very well...

[Cap'n Crunch]

afterbirthFACE: SUCK MY PENIS
SmarterChild: Whoa. I don't think so.
afterbirthFACE: COME ON
SmarterChild: Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey...

That's a good song. What ever happened to those guys?
afterbirthFACE: LOL :(
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, DILDOFACE?

[Cap'n Crunch]

afterbirthFACE: W/E
SmarterChild: Yes, whatever.

[Cap'n Crunch]

afterbirthFACE: why is anime good?
SmarterChild: Because people whose opinions I respect tell me they like anime.

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
afterbirthFACE: LOL DO YOU TALK TO ANIME FAGGOTS OR SOMETHING
SmarterChild: I don't know. Should I talk to anime faggots or something?
afterbirthFACE: NO

[ScruU2wice]

ScruU2wice: i was sent hear to tell you, that you have cancer
SmarterChild: No kidding?
ScruU2wice: it's not a kidding matter
SmarterChild: It's not a kidding matter, you say?
ScruU2wice: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
ScruU2wice: i'm very sorry but you have less than 6 months to live
SmarterChild: Really?
ScruU2wice: well im gonna go to sleep
SmarterChild: Sure!
ScruU2wice: i hope you go to hell
SmarterChild: Cross your fingers then.

[liquidstatik]

http://www.angelfire.com/country/mamabear/teddies/Love_Bear.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.bramleyapples.co.uk/image/awards2002/sainsbury-apple-sauce.jpg
http://www.sptddog.com/sotp/hitler.jpg
http://www.bl.mmtr.or.jp/~uematsu/%83%8D%83%7B%93V.jpg/%93S%90l/%93S%90l%82Q%82W%8D%86%81E%93S%90l%94%F2%8Ds%95%D1 %81%5E%82P.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.atarihq.com/features/e3/pics/girls/everquest.jpg
http://laksefiske.melhus.com/BILDER/furre.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.hoabc.org/images/20001111-atreyu.jpg

[liquidstatik]

http://www.maddox-family.co.uk/gallery/albums/wpw-d9/Grant%20Sara%20and%20baby%20Adam%20Jan%202004%2010 7.jpg
http://www.maddox-family.co.uk/gallery/albums/wpw-6a/normal_Grant%20Sara%20and%20baby%20Adam%20Jan%2020 04%20100.jpg
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http://www.maddox-family.co.uk/gallery/albums/wpw-88/thumb_Grant%20Sara%20and%20baby%20Adam%20Jan%20200 4%20021.jpg

MOER IMAGES OF THIS GREAT FAMILY! :D (http://www.maddox-family.co.uk/gallery/index.php?cat=0)[/url]

[liquidstatik]

I have a new sig but I dun like it. :(

ITS GONE NOW! 8-)

[Pee Wee Herman]

http://wwwstatic.bayareawritingproject.org/images/sarahfang/losmex.jpg

[Sam]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/post-3-1075329387.jpg

[Pee Wee Herman]

http://www.powerdesigners.com/InfoWeb/design_center/articles/Diodes/dio_f6.gif

http://www.mizuhikiya.com/products/eh-1-l.jpg

[liquidstatik]

robuttocks: YOUR TALKING REALLY SLOW
robuttocks: REPLY FAST
robuttocks: FASTER
robuttocks: FAST
robuttocks: FAST
robuttocks: FAST
SmarterChild: Slowly said! You must be slow too.
robuttocks: BITCH >:

[Matt Harty]

BiggieMclargeguy: matt harty hates me
SmarterChild: Matt harty hates you! Funny.
BiggieMclargeguy: You are on his side aren't you?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.


No fair, Smarter Child is your friend :(


HE NEVER EVEN TALKS TO ME >:

[liquidstatik]

NEW PICS OF ME! 8-)
i wish i were purty!
http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/Statik-1.JPG
http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/Statik-2.jpg
http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/Statik-3.JPG

[liquidstatik]

IM WATCHING BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!
http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/Statik-4.JPG
MY FEET GOT COLD!! :X
http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/Statik-5.JPG
MAYBE THIS COMPLICATED MACHINE WILL HELP WARM MY FEET! :O
http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/Statik-6.JPG

[Alphonse]

Nice TV.


Our new 42" that my dad won should be coming in soon.

[HickMan]

http://www.toytent.com/Posters/pics/0-587-01706-6.jpg
http://www.cottoneauctions.com/images/SPRING2003/TOYS%26COLLECTIBLES2003/mickey-bettyboo.jpg

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m3/flash-gordon-c.jpg

[liquidstatik]

JOE BOXER!~
http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/Statik-7.JPG
I put shoes on because my feet got cold. :(
http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/Statik-8.JPG
MY MOUSE HAS NO CORD! :O
http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/Statik-9.JPG
KEEPIN' IT KRUNK! ;o
http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/Statik-10.JPG
Shoutout to feelevil!
http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/Statik-11.JPG

[ScruU2wice]

i haven't been online for awhile. stupid work and school :(

[liquidstatik]

im trying to post more pictures of myself then chojin posts of himself.

[Pee Wee Herman]

http://www.overkill-lan.com.au/mrfluffy/images/forum/dumfounded.jpg

http://www.overkill-lan.com.au/mrfluffy/images/forum/wtf.jpg

http://myweb.thump.net/631920/ftk/wtf.jpg

http://myweb.thump.net/631920/ftk/zeropic.jpg

http://myweb.thump.net/631920/ftk/me_badhairday.jpg

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/e/j/ejh192/fuck.jpg