I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Colonel Flagg]

Arkansas weatherman Brett Cummins found in hot tub with naked man wearing dog collar (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/09/07/2011-09-07_arkansas_weatherman_brett_cummins_found_in_hot_ tub_with_naked_dead_man_wearing_d.html).

But it wasn't his fault ... he was just there to go over some flash flood warnings.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I thought he lived in WPB?

West Pur Binya?

[Fathom Zero]

Weest Plam Beech

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Rongi, did you get that canoe?

[Colonel Flagg]

Weest Plam Beech

Wrist Pain Bitch

[Rongi]

Rongi, did you get that canoe?

nah dog i forgot all about that ;(

[Kitsa]

Binghamton's floodwall is nearly fucked, from what I heard.

Cornell announced their classes were closed, then they changed their mind and opened at 11.

[Sam]

If you don't have Texas, that means all of our Mexicans will lower YOUR property values.

I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, MEXICANS HAVE ALREADY LOWERED MY PROPERTY VALUE.

AND HELD MY UNCLE AT GUN POINT FOR HIS MARIJUANA GROWING IN HIS BACKYARD. :lol

[Pentegarn]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >:>:>:>:>:

Hey I like lyric humor :lol

[Fathom Zero]

STACKS ON DECK

[executioneer]

so i think im gonna build a new pc this weekend to replace my current 7-8 years old pile of crap

anyone have any suggestions as to what sort of setup i should get that's relatively inexpensive/easy to put together but that will still be able to run new games a couple years down the road (esp. with upgrades)

[Fathom Zero]

My order status on Newegg has this:

2.8GHZ Intel who'shewhat'sit CPU
nVidia GTX 460 (can run absolutely anything today and into tomorrow, I expect)
Corsair CX430 PSU
APEX TX-381-C Black Steel Micro ATX Tower Computer Case
2 Gigs of RAM
And a nondescript motherboard I had lying around

Runs like a breeze, though I'd like more RAM. The motherboard's incapable of adding more, though. I expect it'll be the next thing I upgrade.

I should mention that all this was incremental - if I bought all the parts at once, it would've cost me something in the realm of $450. I suspect it can be had for less now. The video card hasn't depreciated, though.

Always do up Newegg for this stuff, Willie mah boy.

[kahljorn]

i just spent 220 dollars on a videocard :O

I'm so horrible

but i just saw some sweet bundles on newegg the other day where you could basically get a whole computer for 300 bucks

[captain516]

Will I get banned for posting Jimmy Buffet?

[k0k0]

Depends on what they're eating in paradise these days.

[kahljorn]

no cheeseburgers or cheeseburger like substances

[kahljorn]

stacks of pancakes are also not allowed any more

[Rongi]

Binghamton's floodwall is nearly fucked, from what I heard.

Cornell announced their classes were closed, then they changed their mind and opened at 11.

My classes got cancelled today, and tomorrow they are cancelled as well

you guys i don't really know if i'm that into college anymore. it's like "hay let's go out tonight and get drunk and talk to a bunch of people who aren't that interesting once you get to know them"

[kahljorn]

:lol

[k0k0]

You don't gotta hang out with dumb asses. I'm sure there's some relatively decent people in college. You can just be the weird guy who your roommates hate.

[Fathom Zero]

http://soundcloud.com/zachcollins/going-back-to-margaritaville

[Aaarg]

yeah fuck that i spent college in my room alone and a friend/neighbor would invite herself over and make me go get food with her which is what kept me eating regularly

when it come to social events - invite a hot girl over for a "tom waits listening party" in which i introduce her to tom waits and we drink (and fuck even though she has a boyfriend). yea college!!!

[Chojin]

a friend/neighbor would invite herself over and make me go get food with her

beta as fuck

[Aaarg]

i'm sorry i don't speak 4chan

[Kitsa]

Any attempts I made to socialize in college ended in disaster. I spent all of college by myself because to the best of my knowledge everyone else was a drunk idiot.

I was on the Dean's List, though, which meant I was the most popular person there...right? :(

[Aaarg]

my "college experience" was one year at west virginia university. i was in the wildlife&fisheries management program because i expected to have classes that went outside regularly (i had one that had an outdoor lab every week and another that had maybe five outdoor labs total which were mostly just lectures in a clearing) and instead i just sat and listened to hunters talk about hunting and learned about the pittman-robertson act and duck stamps and i failed things miserably because i didn't care enough to do projects or after a while attend classes

but when you have a dendrology lab led by somebody who has never studied trees and takes a group of camo-wearers into a forest and says "dr. whatever marked this spot on the map because apparently there's a river birch here but i haven't been able to find it." really? you haven't been able to find this tree, right here, that is obviously a birch, and is on the bank of this creek? i'm supposed to learn how to identify trees from some ditz that can't find a birch in a forest of fucking hickory? :(

whoops there i go

[Kitsa]

my last wildlife ecology course featured an insane professor who whacked at stands of purple loosestrife with a cane, shrieking "Alien! Alien!" :themoreyouknow

[Aaarg]

hahaha, wow.

[Kitsa]

That was the summer I had to chart every jack pine and sand cherry at the freaking dunes and I was up and down dunes all day, rain or shine...my calves were freaking huge.

[Aaarg]

yeah walking up and down hills all day is awesome and i miss it. one time i showed a co-worker a cut on my leg or something and he said "damn, you have hiker's calves." sweeeeeet.

[Fathom Zero]

That's code for "let's suck each other off in the men's room."

[Aaarg]

he and i (and several others) would "play gay" with each other all the time. whenever i go to visit, this dude who works the produce section will drop what he's doing and do that "slow run with arms waving in the air" move towards me saying "marshie!"

[MarioRPG]

my last wildlife ecology course featured an insane professor who whacked at stands of purple loosestrife with a cane, shrieking "Alien! Alien!" :themoreyouknow

Haha that's awesome.
In other news, summer is over and I'm back in school. As per usual I started the year with some unknown illness :/ it's almost done now but starting a new year sucks when your sick.

[k0k0]

I've been sporting a sinus infection for going on 6 weeks. I'm on my 4th antibiotic.

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SICKER THAN ME.
YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

[Chojin]

i'm never sick because i exercise

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/swagger.gif

[Zomboid]

I was wondering if you could start a thread to educate and motivate us into achieving similar results.

[Esuohlim]

I started the Atkins diet today and it really works! Thank you Chojin for the recommendation

[executioneer]

My order status on Newegg has this:

2.8GHZ Intel who'shewhat'sit CPU
nVidia GTX 460 (can run absolutely anything today and into tomorrow, I expect)
Corsair CX430 PSU
APEX TX-381-C Black Steel Micro ATX Tower Computer Case
2 Gigs of RAM
And a nondescript motherboard I had lying around

Runs like a breeze, though I'd like more RAM. The motherboard's incapable of adding more, though. I expect it'll be the next thing I upgrade.

I should mention that all this was incremental - if I bought all the parts at once, it would've cost me something in the realm of $450. I suspect it can be had for less now. The video card hasn't depreciated, though.

Always do up Newegg for this stuff, Willie mah boy.

ai'ght so here's what i'm looking at, tell me if anything strikes you as grade-a retarded

gfx card: either the evga gtx 460 ($160, $10 rebate) or a sapphire radeon hd6850 ($165, $15 rebate)

proc: intel core i3-2100 3.1ghz dualcore (Sandy Bridge) $125

mobo: gigabyte GA-Z68P-DS3 $100

ram: 2x 4gb patriot ddr3/1333 $50

hdd: samsung spinpoint 1tb 6gb/s SATA, $60 (may add a ssd of some sort for OS/primary game later)

psu: antec bp550 550w $65

case: Cooler Master Centurion 5 midtower atx $50

total hardware cost minus shipping/not counting rebates: basically $615

my main concern is the motherboard, since i am way the fuck behind on knowing what features I ought to have for future-protecting. am i gonna seriously regret not spending an extra $50 or so on a higher-end model, or will that one be ok

[Fathom Zero]

If you have Sandy-Bridge stuff, that's as future-proof as you can get.

Yeah, that'd run like sex on wheels.

The only thing I can say that I skimped on was my case and I'm doing awesome with the one I have. Everything you've got will best me at every turn, so I'm sure all that'll last you for years to come.

[Tadao]

:lol Have you been listening to Thrill Kill Kult?

[Fathom Zero]

I've said 'sex on wheels' years before I listened to TKK, THANK YOU. >:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5104PKBBY3L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[k0k0]

i'm never sick because i exercise

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/swagger.gif

I didn't start getting sick until I began exercising. I never had sinus infections before! You caused me to not be as heavy and to get sick. You son of a bitch!

[kahljorn]

willie make sure you check our their bundles before you pick one for yourself. Sometimes you can find a steal on there

like this is almsot the same as what you posted minus a videocard and maybe not as future proof:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817182039

300 dollars

i5 for 504
http://www.newegg.com/Product/ComboBundleDetails.aspx?ItemList=Combo.644166&cm_sp=DIY_PC_Combos-_-644166-_-Combo

[executioneer]

the first one just links to a powersupply

second one, ehh yeah i'd need to get a videocard too... plus i did KIND OF want more ram but 4gigs would do for a starter i guess and a quad-core would work better if i'm doing more than just games i guess.. mobo only has one pcie x16 for gfx card so i can't do SLI... not that i was going to in the first place hmm.

edit: probably not a huge deal but i also wanted a case w/ top mounted powersupply, not bottom

[executioneer]

I didn't start getting sick until I began exercising. I never had sinus infections before! You caused me to not be as heavy and to get sick. You son of a bitch!
getting sick's a good way to lose fat mass it forces your metabolism up :probablybullshit

[Fathom Zero]

I RECOMMEND CRAFTMATIC ADJUSTABLE BEDS

[Aaarg]

yeah i don't exercise and i almost never get sick F YEAH

however i did miss the first week of classes on my last semester in college but it wasn't from illness.

[executioneer]

bundles
ok if i bundle the mb+processor i save $10, and if i bundle the case with a similar psu ($5 cheaper, same wattage) i get bundle savings of $15 plus the $5 cheaper so thats like $30 less? neat

edit: if i get the radeon i get deus ex free, wowza :eek

[Shyandquietguy]

Aaargh and me makes two! :lol

[Zhukov]

My roof now leaks when the upstairs flat uses the shower. This is disgusting and I am getting out of this shitty flat ASAP.

[Esuohlim]

You should probably live in an apartment instead!

[kahljorn]

ok if i bundle the mb+processor i save $10, and if i bundle the case with a similar psu ($5 cheaper, same wattage) i get bundle savings of $15 plus the $5 cheaper so thats like $30 less? neat

edit: if i get the radeon i get deus ex free, wowza :eek

yea i just bought an expensive ass radeon to get the game for free :lol it was always like, "hey for 10 dollars more i can get this card! OR I CAN GET THIS ONE FOR 20 DOLLARS MOORE.. OR FOR FIFTYY DOLLARS I CAN GET LIKE ONE OF THE BEST CARDS OUT." then i went out and bought an xbox game. God I'm a sucker :(

http://www.newegg.com/Store/MasterComboStore.aspx?StoreID=7&name=DIY-PC-Combos

thats all of their complete bundles. you can also do what you were doing and just bundle everything yourself and get some savings. Most of the complete bundles you get like 50 dollars off + whatever rebates came with it

btw if you're planning on getting more than 3-4 gigs of ram you need 64 bit windows

[Fathom Zero]

32-bit supports about 3.75

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

yea i just bought an expensive ass radeon to get the game for free :lol it was always like, "hey for 10 dollars more i can get this card! OR I CAN GET THIS ONE FOR 20 DOLLARS MOORE.. OR FOR FIFTYY DOLLARS I CAN GET LIKE ONE OF THE BEST CARDS OUT." then i went out and bought an xbox game. God I'm a sucker :(

http://www.newegg.com/Store/MasterComboStore.aspx?StoreID=7&name=DIY-PC-Combos

thats all of their complete bundles. you can also do what you were doing and just bundle everything yourself and get some savings. Most of the complete bundles you get like 50 dollars off + whatever rebates came with it

btw if you're planning on getting more than 3-4 gigs of ram you need 64 bit windows

Yeah but at least you got a sweet game with a house of surprises.

[MarioRPG]

My roof now leaks when the upstairs flat uses the shower. This is disgusting and I am getting out of this shitty flat ASAP.

That is all kinds of gross. :x

[Kitsa]

I went to see 2 bands today. The first band were a bunch of total douchebags with Jager shirts and douchebag necklaces and douchebag sunglasses who did douchebag music off-key. The second band were a bunch of goofy-looking guys who played in boxers with their junk hanging out and were really technically adept musicians. It was a refreshing change from the douchebaggery.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm not good at the englisch today.

[k0k0]

Why don't girl bands ever take their tits out and play like that? I'm sure more dudes would go see them if they did.

[Kitsa]

You missed out on Wendy O. Williams by a few years, I guess.

[Fathom Zero]

I had a massive crush on Wendy O. :(

[Zhukov]

When you were 3?

[Fathom Zero]

I can say the same thing about Audrey Hepburn.

What, you never felt that way about someone past your time?

[Pub Lover]

I forgot my password. :lol

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat (MILHOS BARKWARDS STRIKES AGAIN)

[Pub Lover]

I got a PM from Babs. Does he still post here? It was titled "fuck you, what the hell".


"WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU STUPID? YOU THINK THAT WAS UNINTENTIONAL? I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD. THIS IS MY FIRST NEGATIVE PICKLE. GODDAMN YOU."

So I just noticed you gave me cancer pickles with that asshole comment over this.

Originally Posted by creeposaurus View Post
Why would you want to look at a vagina? They look like cock hungry mutant pastrami sandwiches.

FREUDIAN SLIP



Jesus Pub, I'm not that fucking stupid. It was a lame attempt at stating being cock hungry was on that lame ass' mind. COME ON, SERIOUSLY? GIVE ME A BREAK!!!:(:tear

[Pub Lover]

I do wish Chojin would start capping us fat fucks like the worthless dogs we are. :(

That was my last comment on here. Back in July. I am now going to pretend that every reply since then is happening in realtime.

[Pub Lover]

Locked myself out of my new flat today, so I'm spending the night over at my mum's. I feel like such a useless and moronic twat.

Is this the leaky flat? :eek

[Zhukov]

Yeah. Also, the walls bleed.

[Fathom Zero]

I posted Jixby's World Trade Center starring Leslie Nielsen comic in various places, saying it was 'for the holiday.'

I think I'm going to lose some followers/family members.

[Pub Lover]

dude i am seriously going to have to fucking check out this show about the fucking ponies, i mean goddamn

I watched an episode of this. The ponies had a birthday party for a lizard and then drove their friend insane. I did not watch another.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah. Also, the walls bleed.

Does that cost extra? Good blood is hard to come by.

[Pub Lover]

I posted Jixby's World Trade Center starring Leslie Nielsen comic in various places, saying it was 'for the holiday.'

I think I'm going to lose some followers/family members.

I have refrained from commenting on the issue [until now] because I hate America.

[Pub Lover]

Love meeting new friends and connecting. I'm an mlm mentor and personal success coach. Winemaker, love to write, christian songwriter and fan of gourmet coffee
Tennessee

What the bloody hell is connecting? Is that some sex shit that no one has mentioned yet? >:

Also I am talking the coffee tag out of my fucking profile, Jesus.

[Pub Lover]

Brak?

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

i hate myself AND i hate everyone else

i win the hate contest

So I changed the word 'Coffee' to 'Bitter Black Fluid'. I expect to get a different kind of spambot now. :chatter

[Pub Lover]

yeah so anyway most women aren't attractive to me anymore because i can see they're all flabby in unfeminine ways. i'm only attracted to fit guys in an artistic sense. this narrows down my interests to reasonably fit girls and emo boys, but i'm pretty sure i couldn't love the second group.

But the sex would be great! :love

[Fathom Zero]

What the bloody hell is connecting?

It's like docking.

[Kitsa]

I know a lot of fitness-obsessed people (used to work in an office across from one of the worst), and I don't think I could ever be in a relationship with one. Which I guess is good because apparently I am unfemininely flabby to anyone who didn't sculpt the Venus of Willendorf thing.

[Pub Lover]

I'M SORRY NERDS DID I RUIN YOUR PITY PARTY? THAT WAS A JOKE I AM NOT SORRY AT ALL I AM EMBARRASSED FOR ALL OF YOU

YOU ARE ALL DISAPPOINTMENTS, JUST LIKE YOUR PARENTS SAID YOU WERE

I need this told to me hourly. :)

[Pub Lover]

It's like docking.

I know all about docking. :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

Is connecting when you both have prolapsed anuses and you pull one over the other?

[Pub Lover]

Because I can totally do that if anyone is interested.

[Kitsa]

You have a rectal prolapse?

[Pub Lover]

I am unfemininely flabby to anyone who didn't sculpt the Venus of Willendorf thing.

HAWT :wank

[Pub Lover]

You have a rectal prolapse?

Sitting down is a problem unless I lay it a certain way and then rest on only one cheek. :)

[Kitsa]

It's like having a sea cucumber in your pants!

[k0k0]

I always carry a cucumber in my pocket because it attracts the ladies, but no idea what a sea cucumber in my pants would be like. Is it like shoved up my ass, or just floating around in my pants?

[Fathom Zero]

cumcumber

[Pub Lover]

God, all of you piss me off. I'm gonna leave for a couple days and hope the stupid blows over.

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/4860/1309422878030co.png
<3
IT DOESN'T WORK.

It does not. :|

[Pub Lover]

It's like having a sea cucumber in your pants!

Do sea cucumbers make you cry? I had not heard this.

[Fathom Zero]

>:

[k0k0]

I forgot that we're living in internet land now and I could just google sea cucumber to see what they look like. Fucking kids have it so easy in school now. I used to have to go to a library and look in encyclopedias and shit. Now I can just type 'Sea cucumber dildo' and learn.

edit: After typing that, the ad at the top of the page was trying to sell me on seafood deals.

[Fathom Zero]

cumcumber

[k0k0]

Shut up cumcuber. You make me think I'm typing it wrong. Just like people always do when I say Houston or human or huge. I pronounce those words with 'You' instead of whatever people say it like and I always get called on it.

[Fathom Zero]

That's only fair coz you're a little bit retarded.

[k0k0]

Perhaps I am and nobody wants to say anything. But to be honest, my friends aren't the type of people who would hang around someone of the retarded persuasion, so that doesn't make sense. Even if it was for a laugh, they wouldn't. One time I did go out on a date with a girl who was mentally handicapped in some way. I met her on ok cupid. On the phone she sounded a bit weird, pronouncing things wrong and sounded a bit muffled, but I took that down to being nervous. Even after my roommate answered a call from her and told me "bitch might be retarded", I still proceeded. It was the an awkward 2 hours of bowling because she kept wanting to get all close and I didn't know her and was trying to get used to the fact that she was that way. So that's the story of the time I dated a retarded person.

[Pub Lover]

:(

[Pub Lover]

:(.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Dear Pub

YOUCAN'TCATCHMEI'MTHEGINGERBREADMAN!

Was this a chess thing? :confused

[Kitsa]

Worst first date I ever had was when the guy picked me up and told me that he was really looking forward to telling all of his friends on the internet how it went. He actually SAID THAT. The rest of the time was filled with general creepiness, then around midnight he said he wanted to take me to meet his parents. I said they would most likely be asleep. He said he would wake them up. When I demurred, he insisted on taking me to see the forest preserve where he went to "think". I won't lie, a couple of times on that date I seriously wondered if I was going to make it back alive.

The whole situation kind of deteriorated from there, what with him calling my house constantly and my mother arranging dates with him for me because she liked his shiny red sportscar :( He was in one of my classes and could tell me exactly what I was doing in all the others, right down to what songs we were analyzing in Music Theory. Eventually I had to get the university's approval to take the rest of my class privately and do my final in the professor's office due to the stalkerish situation.

He followed me in his car for a long, long time. I'd say almost 3 years. For all I know, he's reading this.

[Fathom Zero]

Is Mr. Kitsa up for breaking some legs?

[Kitsa]

Not if the game's on.

[Fathom Zero]

GOOD MAN. :posh

[k0k0]

Kinda like how I'd be as a parent.

http://i.imgur.com/qrQ7e.gif

[ThrashO]

http://speakfoodish.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/seven-eleven-7-11-graphic.jpg

NEVER FORGET.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7834/tumblrlra67uhbcv1qiowf9.jpg

[Pub Lover]

...told me that he was really looking forward to telling all of his friends on the internet how it went. ... he wanted to take me to meet his parents. I said they would most likely be asleep. He said he would wake them up.
... He followed me in his car for a long, long time. I'd say almost 3 years. For all I know, he's reading this.

You have this story and you have let people in this place call me creepy? >:

[Zhukov]

Kitsa, wow. I don't think I've ever really been on a bad date, so my worst one is only on technicality: Everything went really well, then I leaned in to kiss her at the end of the date and she said 'no', and I left it at that. She later became my girlfriend and said she didn't want to kiss me on that date because she had never kissed a guy before and was nervous.

SUCH A BAD RESULT FOR A FIRST DATE.

[Pub Lover]

Is connecting when you both have prolapsed anuses and you pull one over the other?

Because I can totally do that if anyone is interested.

You have this story and you have let people in this place call me creepy? >:

..

[Kitsa]

see, I wait long enough and you answer your own questions.

[Pub Lover]

i wanna be sam's partner. step off *****.

Is that bitch? Is bitch censored now? Like ****** and faggot?

[executioneer]

maybe it's nigga

[executioneer]

GUESS NOT

[Rongi]

holy shit is ****** still censored?

[Rongi]

what the fuck, i-mockery

[Rongi]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IRONIC AND SUBVERSIVE ON THE INTERNET NOW

WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT THE FUCK ARIEL PINK THINKS ABOUT 9/11

[Rongi]

/whiteperson problems

man fuck you guys

[k0k0]

I don't even know what the asterisked thing is, but I'm offended by anyone saying it.

[Zhukov]

Motherfucker cracker jack needs to step the fuck back.

[k0k0]

Sorry man, I won't try to guess it.

[Pub Lover]

It is censored because I scandalized them. I scandalized all of them. :eek

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Fuck no, I don't want to watch ponies. WE WILL WATCH DROP THE DEAD DONKEY INSTEAD

KpBoAg_7L04

Good job, Gud. I mentioned that show to Shrub and she hadn't heard of it. She was just a tiny baby at the time. :eek

[Aaarg]

is it normal to dread visiting family? because i'm not really expected to for another few months, but man, i don't fucking want to.

[Colonel Flagg]

Depends on the family, but generally yeah. It's normal.

Enjoy the angst.

[Colonel Flagg]

Embrace the angst.

[Colonel Flagg]

FEEL THE INNER ANGST DEEP WITHIN YOUR SOUL.

[Colonel Flagg]

Then go MMORPGing.

[Aaarg]

haha i've been embracing angst for over a decade now

but i have mmo-anything because i don't like playing video games with other people.

:D

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Kitsa]

I've been embracing angst for 30+ years now. If it makes you feel any better, it never changes.

I went to the orthopedic surgeon and got approval to take my awful leg brace off. I was so fucking sick of that thing.

Everytime I see the show mentioned above, all I can think of is the oldschool Comedy Central voiceovers with Penn Jillette going "DROP...the Dead DON-key..."

[Aaarg]

oh man, penn gillette comedy central.

[Dixie]

i saw someone beating a car with an open leopard print umbrella at work the other night. it was pretty awesome.

[Kitsa]

it would have been extra awesome if it were a jaguar.

[k0k0]

Penn Jillette and Teller are my favorite magicians and some of my favorite comedians, if you can call them that. They're both awesome.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Man I want this
http://www.spywise.net/img/ls-002.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

Penn Jillette and Teller are my favorite magicians and some of my favorite comedians, if you can call them that. They're both awesome.

Penn and Teller's "Bulls**it!" was a great TV Show.

And, they're exceptional comedians AND magicians. It's like being both a floor-wax AND a dessert topping.

[k0k0]

Bullshit was a great show. It went a little overboard with the naked people on the later episodes, but penn and teller love nude people, so you can't fault them for it. It was still a great show.

[Kitsa]

Some people a couple of doors down from us got evicted and they already had the reputation for being filthy (the grass in their lawn was like 2 feet tall, they had a bunch of starved and beaten animals wandering the neighborhood, etc). So I guess they left everything behind and the landlord has piled it all up on the curb. It's taller than I am (5') and the length of the house and you can smell the cat piss all the way down at the end of the street.

Anyway, our neighborhood is always being prowled by trashpickers the day before the city comes to pick up "special" trash like old furniture and whatnot. So I was out walking with my kid and I see this ratty old van stop in front of what I'm calling the "eviction pile", for lack of a better term. And they get out of the van, they go over to the pile, and suddenly they run back to the van as fast as their little legs will carry them and slam the doors and burn rubber getting away.

I'm curious. Bees? Rabid raccoons nesting in the pile?

[k0k0]

I remember the time my roommates and I used to haul our trash to this neighbor's house who had a small pile of junk on their curb. Eventually that pile became huge because anytime we needed to throw anything out, big or small, we'd just walk over to the house at night and throw it on the pile.

Eventually we found out mice had been coming in through our dryer exhaust hole and our laundry room had tons of them running around in there. They were nesting in a cushion from a papasan chair we had stored in there. So we dragged the papasan outside and filled it full of holes with our pellet guns, shooting anything that moves because this is Texas. So many dead mice. We tossed that cushion onto the pile and the next day we saw like 20 cats all over the trash pile. It was the biggest swarm of cats I've ever seen. The day after that, the neighbors got rid of the whole pile.

I do go to neighborhoods having the trash pickup (they have websites that list what areas are being picked up). But it has to be richer neighborhoods. I ain't gonna pick up trash from another poor person. What's the point?

[Aaarg]

maybe there's a dead body in the pile.

the house we just moved into has a basement you can only access from the outside and it's got a pad lock on it. my girlfriend's mom said "maybe that's where she hides the bodies" D:

[Kitsa]

Our neighbors collect scrap metal, but they know how skeevy this house was and are staying away. It's just a big pile of cheap broken furniture, ancient pee-stained mattresses, rolls of filthy carpet and whatnot.

I can pretty much sum up the people with this anecdote: I had a garage sale (not the shitbomb garage sale, this one was later) and the guy waddled over and bought an electric hedge-trimmer. He went back to his house, gathered the family, laid out flat on the driveway and hedge-trimmed about a foot of grass, yelling, "LOOK, AH'M MOWIN' THE LAWN!" Then they all had a good laugh and went inside. In about a month, the mowed spot caught back up with the rest of the yard.

[Aaarg]

hahahaha that's pretty awesome

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Our cat Slouch caught a mouse the other day so I was happy. Then I heard a frail little squeek squeek from nearby. Broke my heart.

[Fathom Zero]

I want to reply to geggy's thread, but I don't want to.

[Kitsa]

I want to make Geggy matzo ball soup and convert him

[Chojin]

Penn and Teller's "Bulls**it!" was a great TV Show.

it was also full of oversimplifications, inaccuracies, and stupid crap

[Fathom Zero]

nawp, it was pretty good

[Rongi]

i swear to god i want to fight someone right now

[Rongi]

also, last night's breaking bad was gr8

[k0k0]

You could say that about any night's breaking bad. I didn't much care for "fly", but a lot of people like it. That's the only episode I had problems with though.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Penn and teller are good but I definitely like the amazing jonathan if we're talking about being a shitty comedian be cause he s so good at magic. Fucking love him.

[Fathom Zero]

oh man, Amazing Johnathan

rmBstMGghzI

:lol

[Shyandquietguy]

i swear to god i want to fight someone right now

What kind of fight, boss?

[Colonel Flagg]

it was also full of oversimplifications, inaccuracies, and stupid crap

So, what's your point?

[Rongi]

You could say that about any night's breaking bad. I didn't much care for "fly", but a lot of people like it. That's the only episode I had problems with though.

I thought Fly was a pretty unnecessary episode, yeah. I didn't know people actually liked it, it almost felt like a clip show episode or something

[Rongi]

What kind of fight, boss?

Oh i posted that before because I have a lab assignment due tomorrow that at that present moment I hadn't started. I just ended up copying it from a friend

[Rongi]

Tomorrow I'm going to be stuck in the library all day reading things I should have read a week ago

Welp

[Aaarg]

so my girlfriend got a teaching job and we moved to a different town and the only place we could find to rent that would accept us (one dog, three cats) belongs to my girlfriend's new boss's mom and it's the house he "grew up in."

we opened a closet door and though it's been painted over you can definitely make out a line on the edge that says "brian - 11/78" above it.

"that's my boss."

[Fathom Zero]

cool beans

[Fathom Zero]

my day needs more black sabbath

[Aaarg]

what is this that stands before me -
figure in black which points at me?

[Fathom Zero]

ty bby

[Aaarg]

im 12 and black sabath is the sh!t

[Tadao]

I hear Alice Cooper has a new nightmare.

[Aaarg]

man i get a really shitty alice cooper song stuck in my head all the time because of some shitty movie he was in

baeogHddsK8

and then i have to be all "sometimes i feel like jack the riiip-per"

[Tadao]

THANK GOD WE AREN'T ANYTHING LIKE YOU

[k0k0]

im 12 and black sabath is the sh!t

I'm Commander Shepherd and Black Sabbath is my favorite band on the citadel.

[Pub Lover]

PROOF! NOT ME




OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED NOT TO CLICK ON MY SPOILER TAGS BY NOW :lol



unnamed: wtf is this shit
SammyTheSwede: synchtube, and I'm fuckig it up
wtf, how do I do this goddamned playlist shit
unnamed: hahaha
SammyTheSwede: WHERE'S WILLIE, HE KNOWS HOW THIS WORKS
unnamed: you done fucked it all up
MILHOUSW: what the hell
SammyTheSwede: WHERE'D IT GO, IT FUCKING VANISHED
Oh, there it is. We're good.
CRPPY HOBBIT CARTOON, GO
unnamed: those teeth
MILHOUSW: WILLIE WOULDN'T WATCH IT, THERE'S NO PONIES
SammyTheSwede:
BUFFFFERINNNNNNG
wtf
is it showing normally for you guys, or is it buffering for u too
MILHOUSW: it is showing, my good lad
GRISLYGUY: dear me
SammyTheSwede: oh god he looks like a beet crossed with a potato
MILHOUSW: GANDALF, NOT THE WANDERING WOOZERD?
SammyTheSwede: wundering wizzard
god, the craptarded soongs
unnamed: BRIZZARD
MILHOUSW: this is the shizzard
SammyTheSwede: fuck, it's the bad guys from the Dark Crystal, cheese it
unnamed: what is up with their heads
AND SLEEPY
GRUMPY
SammyTheSwede: AND THAT GUY, WELL, FUCK HIM
unnamed: DOPEY
MILHOUSW: SNEEZY
SammyTheSwede: WHAT KIND OF SERVICE
DOES IT INVOLVE NOT SINGING
unnamed: BILBO BAGGINS HATES BLACKS
undoit: BURGLER BAGGINS
MILHOUSW: lol
SammyTheSwede: YEAH, YOU GOT DAT SHIT ON YUR RESUME
undoit: I can't understand these people
SammyTheSwede: THAT'S UP TO DATE, RIGHT
he's hitting on bilbo
MILHOUSW: HARRY POTTER
undoit: Fuck him and his Princess Leia hair
MILHOUSW: BURBELER BAGGINS
SammyTheSwede: I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO MOVE MY LIPS
OR MY FACE
FUCK YOU. READ THE MEMO
undoit: Not UHHH well known to meeee
MILHOUSW: oh shit, bilbo gettin' schooled
undoit: FRAGGLE FUCKING ROCK
SammyTheSwede: ROCKS MAKE SPELLS
undoit: cool rhymes, bro
you need phat beats under that
SammyTheSwede: lol
undoit: We should watch the Ducktales movie next
SammyTheSwede: shit yes
undoit: the one with the Rip Taylor genie
SammyTheSwede: is it on youtube
undoit: FUCK WELL BETTER BE
SammyTheSwede: THE PINES WERE ROTOSCOPED IN THE NIGHT
undoit: THE TOWN OF MRHTFMRORM
SammyTheSwede: "We, uh... couldn't be bothered to animate the dragon yet"
undoit: enunciation be damned
MILHOUSW: haha
SammyTheSwede: Maybe should have invested in a fucking gate
WHY DON'T WE HAVE A LOCK?!!!!
MILHOUSW: I HATE THIS
I FUCKING HATE IT
SammyTheSwede: WE WERE BUSY MAKING CROWNS AND PEWTER VASES
undoit: noses like potatoes
SammyTheSwede: DAMN YOU, HINDSIGHT
MILHOUSW: EEEEEEEEEEEEE
undoit: LOLOLOL
SammyTheSwede: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bilbo's the rape kit
undoit: SIGN IT IN BLODD
FCKER
MILHOUSW: THE AUDIENCE CAN'T READ
SammyTheSwede: traveling expenses=bread
undoit: COZ YOU DEAD
MILHOUSW: nice braided beard, whoa
SammyTheSwede: AAAAAUAUAUUUGUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHG
FUCK
MILHOUSW: IT HASN'T STARTED YET?
FUCK'
SammyTheSwede: warblewarblewarblewarblewarblewarblewarblewarblewa rblewarblewarblewarblewarblewarblewarblewarblewarb lewarblewarblewarblewarble
undoit: When does the Heatmiser come into play?
Gravenstein: oh shit
MILHOUSW: lemmiwinks
Gravenstein: THE HOBBIT
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: oh shit, lemmiwinks lol
undoit: hay willie
Gravenstein: wudoin dracula
SammyTheSwede added The Hobbit Cartoon P…
undoit: delicious bevridge
SammyTheSwede: HA!
I'm smarter than the copy and paste buttons
HORN SECTION
Gravenstein: wait part 2 and it's still the fucking open credits and singing bullsht
MILHOUSW: who the fuck are all these white-ass people
THEODORE
unnamed: SUP QUEERS
Gravenstein: THEODORE
SammyTheSwede: the singing does not fucking stop, from what I remember
undoit added (Alternate) DuckTale…
SammyTheSwede: ALLLLLLLLLVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
SAMSAMSAM: HOW DO I GET A NAME
THERE WE GO
Gravenstein: YOU HAVE ONE
SammyTheSwede: FUCK YEAH
AMERICA
Gravenstein: also you could register
SammyTheSwede: dude Gandalf
SAMSAMSAM: NO THANKS
SammyTheSwede: s
raping bilbo
SAMSAMSAM: THAT'S FOR SUCKERS
Gravenstein: fucking song
SammyTheSwede: lol it's like a flash animation
Gravenstein: wait did they skip part
SammyTheSwede: no, just crap editing
SAMSAMSAM: SO THIS CHAT IS JUST ME AND WILLIE?
AND SOME OTHER PERSON?
SammyTheSwede: AND ME
MILHOUSW: >:
SammyTheSwede: DICK
SAMSAMSAM: WHO ARE YOU BESIDES SOME IMPOSTER
SammyTheSwede: EGSS AND BACON AND FAT AND FOOD
SAMSAMSAM: TRYING TO STEAL MY NAME
undoit: CAKES FGT
Gravenstein: bilbo loves cakes
SammyTheSwede: are they playing fucking pattycake
MILHOUSW: I THOUGHT SAMMYTHESWEDE WAS SAM
Gravenstein: he's the ace of cakes
SammyTheSwede: NO IT'S I, GUS
MILHOUSW: DAMN
SAMSAMSAM: GUS YOU SHAMLESS CHARLTON
SammyTheSwede: he's kind of a dick like that, gandalf
undoit: OH SHIT I FUCKING FOUND IT
SammyTheSwede: THAT'S MY XBOX LIVE NAME
Gravenstein: turd burgler
SammyTheSwede: AT LEAST WHEN I STILL HAD AN XBOX
undoit added Ducktales The Movie …
MILHOUSW: crawl up his ass
SammyTheSwede: OH SHIT
undoit added Ducktales The Movie …
MILHOUSW: lemmiwinks lemmiwinks
SammyTheSwede: SORRY BRO
undoit added Ducktales The Movie …
undoit added Ducktales The Movie …
SammyTheSwede: RUN LIKE A BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
undoit added Ducktales The Movie …
undoit: DWARVESSSSSSSS
SAMSAMSAM: MILHOUSEWINKS MILHOUSEWINKS
MILHOUSW: >:
ORGY
undoit: lol
bag orgy
SammyTheSwede: BOIL SMASH EM PUT EM IN A STEW
SAMSAMSAM: that's the best kind of orgy
undoit: SKEKSIS
SAMSAMSAM: cept when the parts spill out the bags
SammyTheSwede: PLEEEEEEASE
GELFLING
YEAH. SUN
Gravenstein: PEEEEACE
SammyTheSwede: FUCK, OUR ONLY WEAKNESS.
undoit: MMMM
YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS
SammyTheSwede: IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAD A FUCKING CAVE NEARBYE
bumblinb burgler
MILHOUSW: dumbledore don't take no shit
undoit: bumblefuck bilbo
Gravenstein: haha
SammyTheSwede: what an asshole
FOR YOUR FIRST ATTEMPT. ROOKIE.
undoit: THESE ARE SHARP
WE CAN USE THEM
Shyandquietguy: Aw man, no army's complete without Grumpy!
SammyTheSwede: WHAT ARE ROONS
undoit: NAZI WAR WIZARDS USE THEM
SammyTheSwede: WE'VE GOT THEM NOW! FUCK YOU HITLER
SAMSAMSAM: You're a roon
SammyTheSwede: bitch knife
undoit: FOSSILIZED SEMEN
SammyTheSwede: FUCK
MILHOUSW: SEXY MOMENT
SammyTheSwede: SHUT UP
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
GAAAAAAH
FUCKING MUSIC
MILHOUSW: lol
undoit: lol doze eyes
Gravenstein:

2:16
SammyTheSwede: He's just been BOGARTING that shit
map? I got the maps
Gravenstein: keep thinking of that video
SammyTheSwede: lol
NEEEEERD
Shyandquietguy: DICK!!
MILHOUSW: I LOVE MAPS
undoit: GIMME DAT MAP, FCKR
LOVE DEM MAPS
MILHOUSW: MAPS MAPS MAPS
SammyTheSwede: lololoololol
undoit: It's always maps with you, Bilbo
you're such a bitch
SammyTheSwede: 1 plus 1 equals.....
SECRET ROOM
undoit: I'M GOOD WITH BURGLERY
SammyTheSwede: I'M FUCKIN COOL LIKE THAT
Shyandquietguy: QUITE CORRECT ASSHOLE!!
SammyTheSwede: how the fuk does he know that
MILHOUSW: OH SHIT HE HAS THE KEY
undoit: LOOKIT THIS KEY I HAVE NOW
SammyTheSwede: He's just watching them, seeing if they figure it out
LOL TOOLS I KNEW EVERYTHING ALREADY
undoit: It's a riddle, you idiot
Gravenstein: aw this movie is ruining my shit
SammyTheSwede: FAICJUCKCK
undoit: fuck off and figure it out
SammyTheSwede: MUSIK
undoit: Ahhhh
the tones of Donovan
MILHOUSW: FUCK, THE RED SEA IS ALREADY PARTED
SammyTheSwede: IT NEVER STOPS
Shyandquietguy: THE ELVES!! AW!!
SammyTheSwede: TOO FUCKING BAD
undoit: JACKSON BROWNE IS AN ELF?
SammyTheSwede: SUCH A SHAME WE MISSED THAT SHIT
thank god
DUCK TAILS
undoit: looloololol
Shyandquietguy: Hahaha, oh god the high pitched singing.
Gravenstein: oh god
SammyTheSwede: wtf
MILHOUSW: hahaha
Gravenstein: DOCFUTURE
SAMSAMSAM: PART THE RED SEA WAS WHAT I CALLED IT WHEN I'D BANG N4B ON HER RAG
SammyTheSwede: lol
GRISLYGUY: wtf
SAMSAMSAM: MILHOUSE
SammyTheSwede: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shyandquietguy: Oh no not this.
SammyTheSwede: DUCK TAILS
MILHOUSW: FUCK YOU SAM YOU CUNT
SammyTheSwede: lololololololol
MILHOUSW: holy shit
Gravenstein: oh no it's fatalfarm
SAMSAMSAM: WTF IS THIS
SammyTheSwede: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
undoit: SINNER
SAMSAMSAM: this is incredible
SammyTheSwede: hah holy sjhit fucknuts
MILHOUSW: oh yea
SammyTheSwede: awwwwwwwww wyeuh
undoit: yusssss
YUSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SammyTheSwede: lol subtitles
MILHOUSW: subtitles >:
SammyTheSwede: [the bird makes sounds]
[music]
[crashing]
undoit: HE'S CRASHING
SammyTheSwede: LAUNCHPAD, YOU JACKASS
Shyandquietguy: WHOA!!
SammyTheSwede: that wacky guy
MILHOUSW: LOL CRASH COURSE
LOLLO
SammyTheSwede: CHECK DAT SHIT
undoit: DIJON!
SammyTheSwede: mexican rat workers
Shyandquietguy: TAKE THAT SAND N*GGER RAT!!
SammyTheSwede: FUCK, THE AMERICANS ARE HERE
SAY GOODBYE TO OUR CULTURE AND RUINS
undoit: BREAKING ALL OUR COLLEMNS
MILHOUSW: those fucking ducks
undoit: hahaha
SammyTheSwede: I love the bags under there eyes, like they've already been broken
Shyandquietguy: THIS WAS HOW THE INVASION OF IRAQ WENT GUYS!!
undoit: those wacky bastards
SammyTheSwede: AMERICA
FUC< YEAH
undoit: ahhhh money
fixes everything
Shyandquietguy: See?
undoit: ROONS
SammyTheSwede: THEY WILL GIVE US MONEY
undoit: I CAN FINALLY AFFORD A NEW EYE
SammyTheSwede: PLEASE BE TO GIVING US THE VISAS
Gravenstein: the ark of the covenant
Shyandquietguy: SCROOGE IS THE LIBERALS AND THE IRAQS GONNA HATE US SOON
Gravenstein: then scrooge's face melted, the end
SammyTheSwede: more like ark of the CONVENIENT ha hah ahaha oh man
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: SMASH
FUCK HISTORY
SAMSAMSAM: then we all got laid
undoit: break dat seal
Gravenstein: POISON DART TRAP
SAMSAMSAM: THE END
Shyandquietguy: OH wow, some collector SCrooge is.
SammyTheSwede: SCREW ALL OF THIS
undoit: THEY'RE COVERED IN DEAD PEOPLE SKIN
MILHOUSW: FUCK, NO PANTS
Shyandquietguy: No way you can replace that lock. >:(
SammyTheSwede: FUCK YOU MEXICANS
undoit: AND CUM
SammyTheSwede: I SHOULD HAVE USED ACTUAL INDIANS IN EGYPT, YOUR ACCENTS SUCk
MILHOUSW: MAPS MAPS MAPS
undoit: dat cane
SammyTheSwede: WIZARD
undoit: dat swagger
he walk the walk and talk the talk
CHRISTOPHER LLOYD
SammyTheSwede: Fucking Gandalf was hanging in Duck Tails while the dwarves were being eaten
undoit: doobius
SammyTheSwede: SURE
MOUNTAIN OF MONEY.
undoit: THE MERLOCKS
SammyTheSwede: Dijon, lol
undoit: ugh fets
feta grossorooni
MILHOUSW: likadehfloss
SammyTheSwede: feta cheese. HUGE in egypt.
undoit: LIKE A HOT KAHBOB
SAMSAMSAM: I'M OUTTA HERE DUDES
undoit: WAT
MILHOUSW: FUCK YOU SAM
SammyTheSwede: L8RS
undoit: NO FCK YOU
MILHOUSW: SAM
undoit: SAAAm
SAMSAMSAM: GOTTA GO SMANG IT
SammyTheSwede: BENI
undoit: what a shitty bird
SammyTheSwede: CROW
"Did that eagle just crow"
SCREEECH
Shyandquietguy: MUTANT CAMEL!!
MILHOUSW: ducks be humpin'
SammyTheSwede: "Okay it's not a wizard"
undoit: babby camels
BADUDE
SammyTheSwede: SCREW YOU OLD MAN
Shyandquietguy: Lol, tiny pyramid camel trap
Gravenstein: mount rescue the president
undoit: shitty egyptian fans
dijon rules
SammyTheSwede: NO OVERTIME, BTW
MILHOUSW: 65 DAYS LATER
Shyandquietguy: SNEER!!
undoit: SLAVE
WORK HARDER
Shyandquietguy: CAW CAW SNEER!!
undoit: GASSSSSSp
SammyTheSwede: MOOSTACHE
Shyandquietguy: SNEEEEER!!
undoit: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO HERE
SammyTheSwede: I want that lighter
MILHOUSW: where the fuck did bilbo baggins go
SammyTheSwede: BUD DUH CAMELS
MY MUMMIES
Gravenstein: i really, really hope there are deathtraps
undoit: DAH CAMEHLS
Gravenstein: what
SammyTheSwede: PUSH IY
undoit: launchpad, you silly bastard
LOST
LOST
LOST
I'VE LOST MY MARBLES
SammyTheSwede: Junior woodchuck guide fucking knows all about egyptian deathtraps
MILHOUSW: OH SHIT
SammyTheSwede: BEAT HIM
BEAT THE FAKE INDIAN MEXICAN
Shyandquietguy: Jesus, boo-boo?
undoit: TOMBER MALADE
MILHOUSW: HAHA COMIC RELIEF
SammyTheSwede: "Dijon wants to die. Dijon does not care"
Shyandquietguy: RACIST SLIDE!!
SammyTheSwede: MINIGOLF
YEAH
undoit: WELCOME...
TO CAMELOT
MILHOUSW: MOVIE OVER
SammyTheSwede: MINE
Shyandquietguy: Jump start my heart? ARen't those lyrics?
undoit: was either this or Osmosis Jones.
SammyTheSwede: ALL MINE, FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
undoit: LAUNCHPAD
YOU CAN'T EAT GEMS
FUCK YOU
MILHOUSW: ROBIN WILLIAMS COMIN' UP SOON, GET READY
SammyTheSwede: Darwin almost spoke
undoit: oh shit
SammyTheSwede: MINE
MINE, YOU SPIC BASTARD
GET MY SACKS
MILHOUSW: AND MY MARBLES
Gravenstein: GET MY BAG OF HOLDING
SammyTheSwede: MINE
undoit: GRAVY BOAT
UNCULTURED SWINE
SammyTheSwede: OKAY, YOURS NOW
MILHOUSW: WELL...NO FUCK YOU
SammyTheSwede: MINE
DUDE. MUSCLES FROM GUN SCHOOL, BRO
CHECK DESE GUNS, IZ WHAT I'M SAYIN
undoit: MOUTARDE
MUTANT SCORPIOS
SammyTheSwede: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
undoit: MY TREASUREEEE
GRISLYGUY: wait
undoit: BUT THEN AGAIN
WHO DOES
SammyTheSwede: BU BYE
AU REVOIRE
GRISLYGUY: where is dijon now
SammyTheSwede: BON VOYAGEEE
Shyandquietguy: BITCH ASSS HO!!
SammyTheSwede: Dude, pimp cane
GRISLYGUY: ?????
undoit: tiny knife
TURTLE TIME
YES
Gravenstein: TOITLE TRASHIN TIME
SammyTheSwede: CLOBBERIN TIME
MILHOUSW: lol "reverse ho"
Gravenstein: WHO ARE YOU CALLING HO
SammyTheSwede: wait, they punched a holw in the bottom
undoit: THE BOAT WITH LOTS OF HOLES
SammyTheSwede: wtf
Gravenstein: it'll be a submarine
SammyTheSwede: THISD WILL WORK, TRUST ME
OH FUCK IT'S FULL OF HOLES
Shyandquietguy: ADVENTURE BOAT ADVENUTER BOAT ADVENUTRE BOAT
SammyTheSwede: WE'RE GONNA DIE
undoit: Punching this gold hurts my hands
SammyTheSwede: RAPE TIME
MILHOUSW: lol
SWEET, SWEET CHILDREN
undoit: RAPIST
SammyTheSwede: THEY SEDUCED YOU
undoit: PAEDOFILE
SammyTheSwede: PICKPOCKET
WHORE
undoit: I EARNED THESE CHILDREN
SammyTheSwede: WOO MOMMA
undoit: WOO MAMA
SammyTheSwede: HOLES IN THE BOAT, OH SHIT
Shyandquietguy: WOO MAMA!!
MILHOUSW: QUCKAROONIE
Gravenstein: quackaroonie IN DEED
undoit: THIS IS A STICKY SITUATION, GUYS
Shyandquietguy: NO HOLE!!
SammyTheSwede: what are they standing on if they came up from the bottom
Shyandquietguy: IT WAS NEVER THERE TO BEGIN WITH!!
SammyTheSwede: did he just grab scrooge's ass
DAMN IT, NEPHEW
undoit: They are captured by a warlord and sold into sex slavery. THE END
SammyTheSwede: I TOLD YOU, NO
YES. MINE
undoit: BURLOCH
MILHOUSW: BURLGELER BAGGINS
undoit: they have underwear in Egypt?
SammyTheSwede: BU<MBLERGLER BAGGIGINS
Shyandquietguy: OINK OINK WERE SCORPIONS!!
Gravenstein: AND BY 'STING' I MEAN PENIS
SammyTheSwede: TELL THEM TO FUCK THEMSELVES WITH A RAILROAD SPIKE
undoit: MY ROOM IS FILLED WITH MONEY
HAHAHA
MILHOUSW: GET ME THE MAYOR OF DUCKBERG ON THE PHONE
undoit: FUCK YOU OLD PERSOn
SammyTheSwede: TELL HIM TO SUCK MY DICK
MILHOUSW: EAT THIS ORANGE MEAT SANDWICH
undoit: THE ACADEMY WILL NEVER TAKE ME SERIOUSLY
SammyTheSwede: SHUT YOUR MOUTH
undoit: Smells like money
Shyandquietguy: Sell a sandwich bitch!!
Gravenstein: 'polishing my teapot', eh
MILHOUSW: spoiled brats
no goddamn work ethic
undoit: woodchipper days
SammyTheSwede: code for
undoit: like Steve Buscemi
SammyTheSwede: "killed a hooker"
undoit: ARE WE SHQUARE
SammyTheSwede: WE'RE GONNA DIE
Shyandquietguy: SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!\
MILHOUSW: MORK
FROM ORK
undoit: IED
SammyTheSwede: SHAZBOT
undoit: IED
Gravenstein: the great gazoo
SammyTheSwede: Wait
I can make one of you "Leader"
WHO SHALL IT BE
MILHOUSW: MISTER26
Mister26: I just got here...
undoit: ICE STACHE
SammyTheSwede: GRISLYGUY IS LEADER, I HEAR HE'S A COOL GUY
Gravenstein: ducks eat chicken?
ducks have EGG BEATERS
Shyandquietguy: SHABOOEY
MILHOUSW: RIP
FUCKING
TAYLOR
SammyTheSwede: not possible
undoit: SLOTS VEGAS
SammyTheSwede: That is not, no way
Rip Taylor?
undoit: LOL SILLY GAY MAN
Gravenstein: oh for fuck's sake
MILHOUSW: RIP TAYLOR
SammyTheSwede: wow
undoit: YOU LOOK LIKE CAKE
YUMMM
SammyTheSwede: STEP TO IT, BITCH
GIVE US THINGS
undoit: Ducks have huge eyebrows
SammyTheSwede: HUHUH
FUCK YOU KID
MILHOUSW: WISH FOR A FISH
undoit: I WISH FOR PRODUCTION VALUE
SammyTheSwede: OH GOD JESUS NOW
undoit: he done came
SammyTheSwede: YOU MADE ME SHIT OUT AN ELEPHANT
YOU CUNT
MILHOUSW: lol
genie's gettin' whiney
SammyTheSwede: OH WELL. BIG THINGS
GIVE ME THE GODDAMNED WORLD, PUPPET
undoit: HIDE THE SALAMI
MILHOUSW: TRUMPETS
SammyTheSwede: shaboobie
MILHOUSW: SHAZBOTOOIE
undoit: PURPLE ASS CAR
SammyTheSwede: to mathc the pimp cane
WOAHAHAHAHAOWOWOWOWHIIIIINE
Shyandquietguy: DEAD ELEPHANT IN THE ABYSS!!
MILHOUSW: quack quack quack!
SammyTheSwede: drinkie drinkie
VACATIONS ARE NOT ALLOWED, EVER
GET BACK TO WORK
undoit: WANDERING CHAIR SYNDROME
THIS HOUSE IS SICK
SammyTheSwede: AND IF I HEAR ANY MORE OF THAT "LUNCH BREAK" BULLSHIT, I'LL REDUCE YOUR PAY
Shyandquietguy: SHABOOEY!
MILHOUSW: HELLLLOO NURSE
undoit: Hosipital
Gravenstein: I'LL BEAT YOU
MILHOUSW: GOD BLESS US EVERYONE, UNCLE SCROOGE
Gravenstein: UNTIL YOU CAN'T SIT DOWN
undoit: LOL
He's so silly
SammyTheSwede: I TOLD YOU YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS
Shyandquietguy: GHETTO NEIGHBOR!!
undoit: a person under 55 named Gene
Shyandquietguy: DISGUISE!!
MILHOUSW: hang glider murders youth in duckburg
SammyTheSwede: WITH, SMARTASS
undoit: lol
Gravenstein: you know if scrooge wasn't so stingy these kids wouldn't even need wishes
Mister26: Did he ever say they were limited to three each..?
undoit: GIANT GOLF BALLS
MILHOUSW: fucking smallass ice cream sundae
SammyTheSwede: "Fuck the kids! My money! Ain't spending fifty dollars on no goddamn legos"
MILHOUSW: MISTER26 WHO ARE YOU
ASSHOLE
Mister26: Scrooge McDuck is the best character ever
SammyTheSwede: YES, WE NEED TO ESTABLISH IDENTITY
undoit: Agent 47
Mister26: Hmm, good question..
Who are any of us?
Veeeerrry philosophical
undoit: OH FUCK OFF WITH THAT NONSEENS
SammyTheSwede: I, FOR INSTANCE, AM OBVIOUSLY SAM. AND I SERIOUSLY LOVE GRISLYGUS
MILHOUSW: QUACKITY QUACKITY
SammyTheSwede: THAT GUY IS STONE COLD SEXY
Mister26: That's very close to saying you love girly guys
undoit: Don't confuse him with me
SammyTheSwede: ARE YOU KIDDING? HE'S THE SIZE OF A MAC TRUCK AND EATS CHAINS FOR BREAKFAST
undoit: HAUNTED OWL
MILHOUSW: the genie should be rip torn instead of rip taylor
SammyTheSwede: spazzing out every time he sees birds. best friend ever
undoit: A BOID?
SammyTheSwede: BOID
undoit: SORCERERERER
MILHOUSW: NoOOOOoooOOO
SammyTheSwede: RAPE TIME
Mister26: He's not just Sorcerer
MILHOUSW: THE WORST THINGs
undoit: I want someone to call me a bad wisher.
Mister26: He's Sorcerest
MILHOUSW: MISTER26 I HATE YOU
undoit: TALISMAN
GLOWS
SammyTheSwede: tf
MILHOUSW: PLOT HOLE
undoit: HOW CONVENIENT
SammyTheSwede: not playing, huh
MILHOUSW: WISH FOR THE GENIE TO BE ABLE TO LET YOU WISH FOR THE TALISMAN THEN
Gravenstein: suuure he doesn't
undoit: FLYING TURKEY
fu manchu
Gravenstein: uh oh
MILHOUSW: WHAT THE HELL
undoit:
MILHOUSW:
undoit:
MILHOUSW:
Shyandquietguy: :o
undoit: :|
MILHOUSW: :hat
Gravenstein: :'(
Shyandquietguy: :O
MILHOUSW: looooool
Gravenstein: oh for fuck's
undoit: ;<
Shyandquietguy: :X
Gravenstein: haha
undoit: TALISMAAAAAAAAAN
SammyTheSwede: WHO THE FUCK DID I MAKE LEADER
MILHOUSW: MAGIC TALISMAN
undoit: MUSIC
SammyTheSwede: THEY NEED TO FIX THIS
MILHOUSW: [cries]
Gravenstein: ahahaha
undoit: LOLOLOLOL
Mister26: HOW MANY WISHES?
MILHOUSW: seriously loling here
Shyandquietguy: :X
undoit: I don't have the constitution for this anymore
HE GETS AS MANY WISHES AS HE WANT
S
STEALLLLLLLLLL
SammyTheSwede: the fuck
undoit: MY OWN BIKE
MILHOUSW: uhhh
undoit: A STACK OF COMIC BOOKS
A SLED
Gravenstein: aw shiit
SammyTheSwede: is this spazzing out for anyone else
MILHOUSW: hell yeah
undoit: It is
But fuck it
We didn't miss much
SammyTheSwede: it's playing for me suddenly
MILHOUSW: [tinkling[
undoit: The movie's only 70 minutes long
SammyTheSwede: Screwge gots his fuggin lamp back
Gravenstein: smooth move
undoit: Like fucking Space Jam
SammyTheSwede: DUR
MILHOUSW: we should be watching fuckin Space Jam, niggas
undoit: gimpy fuck Dijon
MILHOUSW: MAGIC TALISMAN
undoit: MONEY MOUNTAIN TALISMAN
HOT FALAFFEL
Gravenstein: MASTER OF PUPPETS
MILHOUSW: SPICY DIJON
undoit: HE LIKES ME
HE REEEEEEEALLY LIKES ME
Gravenstein: kitty!
MILHOUSW: kitsa just made a post about mustard
Shyandquietguy: DUCK COUGER!!
undoit: Why not become a dinosaur and bite it
Shyandquietguy: DUCK HAWK
undoit: MOUTARDE!
Shyandquietguy: DUCK DINOSAUR!!
SammyTheSwede: FUCK THAT LANDING SHIT
I DON'T NEED IT
MILHOUSW: JAFAR'S GONNA BE PISSED
undoit: GRAVY?
MILHOUSW: GRAVYGUS
Gravenstein: grislygus that upload uploaded
SammyTheSwede: what upload whated now
Gravenstein: preech.zip
SammyTheSwede: OH SNAP BRB WILLIE U R HERO
Shyandquietguy: I OWNED TEH POLICE MOTHFUCKR
undoit: That would be nice if Griz was still in the room
JAIL
FOR BEING POOR
FUCKER
such a sadness
EASY WOMAN
Jesus
You smell like licorice
SammyTheSwede: MTHERFUCKERS MAKIN FUN OF ME FOR BEING POOR AND WORKING IN A SAUSAGE FACTORY
I GET IT
undoit: MY EYESSSSSSS
MILHOUSW: DIJON HAS EVERYTHING. THE SMOOTHNESS. THE TASTE
SammyTheSwede: ghghrheghegbhebghebgheg SNOOORT
I DOW BAAM. I DOW
undoit: THE FLAVOR WITH WHICH SCROOGE CAN'T COMPETE
SammyTheSwede: dude, pupils. Size of specks
Gravenstein: he's so high right now
undoit: high on futuremoney
SammyTheSwede: wait, he can walk out of jail
WORST DESIGN EVER
Shyandquietguy: Poor people bailed him!
undoit: ugh
SammyTheSwede: WHAT IS IT WITH THESE MOVIES AND PEOPLE NOT BUYING DOORS
undoit: and he's eating his dirty people food
Gravenstein: great and powerful dijon, eh
SammyTheSwede: oh shit, does the cricket have the mustache
Mister26: You know it
Shyandquietguy: SNEEEER!
undoit: DEE JOHN
SammyTheSwede: WISH US SLUCK
undoit: [strains]
SammyTheSwede: YES
MILHOUSW: hahaha
SammyTheSwede: MOOSTACHE
undoit: BEARD
MILHOUSW: ...S
SammyTheSwede: YEAH
HOT STUFF
undoit: NO ONE WILL FIGURE THIS OUT
Gravenstein: what an awful passowrd
SammyTheSwede: PURE GODDAMN GENIUS
MILHOUSW: REMEMBER
WHICH TILES AGAIN? SHIT
Gravenstein: THATS THE KIND OF THING AN /IDIOT/ WOULD HAVE ON HIS LUGGAGE
undoit: GET THE FUCKING MARBLES OUT, GUYES
SammyTheSwede: ONE TWO THREE FOUR? THAT'S THE KIND OF CODE AN IDIOT WOULD PUT THIS ON HI
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: aw, fuck you ALL for beating me
KILL INTRUDERS
MILHOUSW: THE PASSWORD FOR THIS IS CASH
undoit: MELTY LASERS
SammyTheSwede: ONLY THE PENITENT SHALL PASS
Shyandquietguy: Whoa, was that CGI just then?
undoit: THIS HAS BEEN RENDERED UNDREADABLE
SammyTheSwede: CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY
MILHOUSW: OH SHIT THE MAP IS IN TWO PIECES, WE ARE SCREWED
undoit: VIA THE PERFECTLY CENTERED LASER CUT
SammyTheSwede: lol, billion dollar scurity system killed by marbles
Mister26: holy fuck
SammyTheSwede: best investment ever
undoit: HELLEVATOR
Mister26: scrooge just manhandled that door
Shyandquietguy: And a cane!
SammyTheSwede: pimp cane
undoit: VELVET HELLEVATOR
HEEHEE
SammyTheSwede: MAH MONEY
GIVES ME MAH MONEY
undoit: lol
MILHOUSW: blue button making you its bitch
Gravenstein: don't turn into something bigger or anything genius
SammyTheSwede: BE CLIMBING ELEVATORS AN SHIT, GON GIT MAH MONEY
undoit: Crushin' yer fuck heeeead
SammyTheSwede: oh fuck
BURTAL
undoit: i meant to say duck, but whatevs
Gravenstein: what the duck
undoit: SWAG
MILHOUSW: duck you, undoit
WHOEVER YOU ARE
SammyTheSwede: lol
"Can I kiss you"
undoit: SAFETY DANCE
SammyTheSwede: "KNSSSSORt"
MILHOUSW: DIRTY WOOOO
undoit: DIRTY WHORE
Gravenstein: dirty whooooore
SammyTheSwede: YOU WILL TAKE IT
TAKE IT ALLLLLLLL
Shyandquietguy: WHORE!!
undoit: AS I GIVE IT
Shyandquietguy: UNH
undoit: I LAUGH LIKE CHRISTOPHER LLOYD
SammyTheSwede: UNLIMITED BLOWJOBS! CENTURIES OF BLOWJOBS!
Shyandquietguy: THREEWAY BITCH
SammyTheSwede: SQUUUUUUUEEEEEEEAL LIKE A PIG
undoit: MUSTACHE MASSAGE
SammyTheSwede: MUSTACHE RIDE
undoit: LICK MY TEETH, GENIE
I COMMAND IT
MONEH
MILHOUSW: THIS LEAFY CAMOUFLAGE DOES NOT WORK INDOORS
undoit: I had nightmares of this stairwell
as a youngun
MILHOUSW: PUSSY
undoit: NOW IT JUST LOOKS FUN
Shyandquietguy: FAINT!
undoit: FAINT LIKE A BITCH
Shyandquietguy: CRUSH!!
undoit: ON THIS EPISODE OF AMERICAN PICKERS
Shyandquietguy: HE CERTIANLY LIKES FINGERS!!
undoit: A VINTAGE TUSK CHAIR
I'M PRETTY INTERESTED IN THIS PIEVE
piece
FUCK
HOME... TO LATVIA
MILHOUSW: that dude had a cake
SammyTheSwede: THIS STALCTITE WILL SAVE ME
Gravenstein: refaint
Mister26: YOU FOOL, IT'S A STALAGMITE
undoit: cannuh be happnin
Shyandquietguy: AGAIN!!
MILHOUSW: DOON
Shyandquietguy: FAINT!!
MILHOUSW: DOON YOUR THROOT
Gravenstein: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
undoit: merlockock
MILHOUSW: hahaha
undoit: no non
SammyTheSwede: NOT THAT
Gravenstein: I WISH FOR TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE
undoit: lol
MILHOUSW: GENIE CANNOT TINKLE ANYMORE
[tinkles] [strains]
undoit: WE CAN BREATHE IN SPACE
MILHOUSW: *fart
Shyandquietguy: FART FACE
SammyTheSwede added NEW Beavis and Butth…
MILHOUSW: looooool
undoit: hahaha
MILHOUSW: genie's got it rough, mang
SammyTheSwede: BUFFER ZONE
undoit: I just want to hear a loop of Rip Taylor screaming
MILHOUSW: that would be glorious
SammyTheSwede: HIIIIIIGHWAY- TO- THE- BUFFER ZONE
undoit: THAT TALISMAN
SammyTheSwede: it's prob on youtube
undoit: MAKE A WISH ALREADY
Mister26: [explosion]
Shyandquietguy: AIN'T YO BIN BITCH!!
undoit: BLARLALDFLB
Gravenstein: CARNAGE
SammyTheSwede: okay, I'm adding the first result for "rip taylor screaming"
undoit: SKROOG MCFUCK
MILHOUSW: I WISH FOR TWO GIRLS AT ONCE. NO, WAIT
SammyTheSwede added Rip Torn vs Norman M…
SammyTheSwede: BUFFER
undoit added Let me hear your war…
MILHOUSW: heh heh ha ha!
Shyandquietguy: POGO MIX RIGHT THERE
MILHOUSW: fuckin' 800 wishes
SammyTheSwede: GIT DAT FUCKIGN PIG OUTTA MY MONEH
undoit: oh I know what it is
MILHOUSW: shtop all this magic
undoit: CENTRE
OF THE EARTH
OH NO
MILHOUSW: WE AS THE AUDIENCE HAVE BECOME QUITE ATTACHED TO THE GENIE
SammyTheSwede: EVIN IF AH HEV TO WISH FER THA LAMP BUREED IN THE CENTER OF THE EHRTH
undoit: KNEE SHAKES
SammyTheSwede: WITHOUT OXYGEN!
MILHOUSW: lol
SammyTheSwede: PERFECT PLAN
MILHOUSW: PINOCCCHIO
SammyTheSwede: Muddafuggin pinnochio an shi
Gravenstein: NOW WE CAN KILL HIM
Shyandquietguy: SHABOOEY!!
undoit: A REAL TOY
SammyTheSwede: FUCK YOU MILHOUSE
BEATING ME
MILHOUSW: hahaha
Shyandquietguy: Willie LOL!!
MILHOUSW: GOLDEN SHOWER
SammyTheSwede: R KELLY ATTACKS
Shyandquietguy: HAhaha, ROBIN WILLIAMS!!
undoit: Now he's just a regular gay duck
MILHOUSW: good luck getting laid, rip
Shyandquietguy: It's relevant NOW!!
MILHOUSW: LIKE JACK OFF
SammyTheSwede: NOT HAVE PARENTS!
undoit: lol
LIKE FORTUNE COOKIES
SammyTheSwede: "well! Off to the orphanage!"
Gravenstein: he can be batman
SammyTheSwede: MESSICAN PIGYPTIAN
undoit: MY PARENTS ARE DEAD
MILHOUSW: this 10-minute video is going to last another 30
undoit: BOTH OF MY PARENTS ARE DEAD
UNCLE SCROOO
SammyTheSwede: NEVER ADDRESS ME AGAIN
Shyandquietguy: THICK EYE BROWED BOY!!
SammyTheSwede: YOUR NAME IS NOW MINION
undoit: I can think of a few things
MILHOUSW: lolololo11lo1l1o1l
Shyandquietguy: MAN CHILD BOY!!
undoit: QUADZILLIONAIRES
Shyandquietguy: HIS WISH GRANTED HIM POP CULTURE POWERS!
undoit: EYE DAGGERS
SammyTheSwede: GOOT GOLLY RACISM
I'LL CHANGE YOUR GODDAMN FACE
undoit: I'LL CHANGE YOUR FACE, TAR BABY
Gravenstein: quackaroonie
SammyTheSwede: wtf
Shyandquietguy: quackaroonie
SammyTheSwede: AS YOU CAN SEE, THESE ARE SUBTITLES!
CRAZY, HUH?
undoit: TALEZ OF DERRIN' DOO
MILHOUSW: SUBTITLED BY RANKERI
Shyandquietguy: Better than Shabooie!
SammyTheSwede: CAPTAIN FINLAND HELPS THE DEAF PEOPLE
WOO HOOO
undoit: FEENLAND
MILHOUSW: CLICK HERE FOR TACO NAZI
SammyTheSwede: Finnish
lololoololoolooloololoollo
Gravenstein: christe
SammyTheSwede: TACO NAZI THE GERMAN LESBIAN
MILHOUSW: I said "subtitled by rankeri" like twelve comments up GUS
undoit: lolool
MILHOUSW: YOU ARE LATE AGAIN
SammyTheSwede: DAMN YOU
DAMN YOU TO HELL
MILHOUSW: fuck these credits
undoit: the finnish dub is great
SammyTheSwede: I agree
wtf
undoit: ny keft dusj
:?
SammyTheSwede: This is going to be some gay rickroll shit, huh
undoit: OH BOY
MILHOUSW: i can't believe i just sat at the computer and watched the ducktales movie at 4 in the morning
undoit: I LOVE WINGER, TOO
hahahahaha
SammyTheSwede: followed by beavis and butthead
PUSSY
lol
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: hahahahaha
MILHOUSW: yeah, howzitgoin
SammyTheSwede: lmao
undoit: action figure butts
MILHOUSW: lol
undoit: I'm at a loss for words
MILHOUSW: HE WILL BE AN ALBINO
SammyTheSwede: LOL
MILHOUSW: oh shit
undoit: HE HAS ASTIGMATISM
MILHOUSW: OH FUCK, RUINEd
undoit: dersy chores
SammyTheSwede: GAY NOW
undoit: dtf
lol
MILHOUSW: seriously
SammyTheSwede: NO MORE FUCKIGN MUSIC VIDEOS ON GOD DAMNED MT MOTHER FUCKING CUNT V
undoit: swapping cocks
MILHOUSW: >:
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: So they watch rality shows now
That's really fucking terrible
MILHOUSW: that is so gay
SammyTheSwede: I CAN'T EVEN ENJOY THIS NOW
undoit: hahaha
SammyTheSwede: THE KNOWLEDGE IS THERE
undoit: I'd love having holes in my hands
lolololol
MILHOUSW: ok what now
undoit: Back to the Hobbit
MILHOUSW: naked children
SammyTheSwede: okay, so this was the first result for "Rip Taylor Screaming"
MILHOUSW: great
SammyTheSwede: Long story short, I have no goddamned idea
MILHOUSW: FAT HYDE FROM THAT 70S SHOW
undoit: AHHHHHH
SammyTheSwede: OOOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW
undoit: FUCK
SammyTheSwede: FUCK
undoit: MY EARS
SammyTheSwede: HOLY GOFOFDOFFOGODDAMN SHIT WHAY
WHAY
undoit: SALUT PAPA
SammyTheSwede: WHAT
MILHOUSW: UM
SammyTheSwede: WHAT DID YOU SAY
JESUS, I'M DEAF
Gravenstein: RUN THE WINDMILLS ARE COMING
SammyTheSwede: I'm pretty sure "wawa' means water
"WAWA! PWEESE! FIRSTY!"
Gravenstein: that's what helen keller taught me
undoit: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
SammyTheSwede: "PAPA! YES!"
"No, WAWA!"
lol this fucking retarded ass shit
undoit: SHIT
MILHOUSW: SAM WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS
SammyTheSwede: BEST FIGHT SCENE EVER
undoit: HE'S BITING RIP TORN
SammyTheSwede: LOLOLLLOLOLOOL
TRUST ME
Gravenstein: RAPE TIME
SammyTheSwede: AND MY ERECT PENIS
Shyandquietguy: GREKO ROMAN SHIT!!
MILHOUSW: loool
undoit: THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER
SammyTheSwede: loll
holy shit, I have no fucking idea what's going on
MILHOUSW: hahahahahahaha
undoit: s'arreter, connard
SammyTheSwede: HE'S DRY HUMPING HIM
RIP TORN, NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shyandquietguy: Rip Torn is using method acting as reason to hit someone with a hammer fo rreals.
undoit: I can't be the only one with a raging hard on
MILHOUSW: OH SHIT! HARPY'
SammyTheSwede: What the hell did he do, exactly
Gravenstein: *SCREAMIES*
MILHOUSW: dude this is awesome
SammyTheSwede: WHAT HAVE YOU DONEWHAT HAVE YOU DONEWHAT HAVE YOU DONEWHAT HAVE YOU DONEWHAT HAVE YOU DONEWHAT HAVE YOU DONEWHAT HAVE YOU DONEWHAT HAVE YOU DONEWHAT HAVE YOU DONE
THIS IS MY DIALOGUE
MILHOUSW: BLEEDIIIIIIING
SammyTheSwede: lol his head is bleeding
YOU HUMPED HIM TOO HARD!
It's okay.
It's cool, bro. It's all good
MILHOUSW: HAHAHA
SammyTheSwede: GET. A . TRUCK.
MILHOUSW: GET A TRUCK
SammyTheSwede: WE. DOn'T. HAVE A SCRIPT
Gravenstein: GET A TRUCK GET A TRUCK GET A MUH FUCKIN TRUCK
undoit: Rip Torn is the biggest drunk ever
SammyTheSwede: WANDER AIMLESSLY AND GET A TRUCk
CRYING CHILDREN!
MILHOUSW: kids, get away from the topless man this instant!
dude
SammyTheSwede: what
LOOLOOLOOLLOLL
GUT AWAY FRUM ME!
NOOOOOO
MILHOUSW: NOOOOO
undoit: NOOOOOOOO
SammyTheSwede: lmaolmaolmaolmao
NO FUGIN FIGHT
MILHOUSW: THE KIDS ARE HERE. FUCK
SammyTheSwede: ALL KILL YOOOOO
undoit: AWL KILL YOOU
MILHOUSW: FUCK YOU THE KIDS, FUCK. FUCKING KIDS
SammyTheSwede: random guy in bakcground
Hello Random Man
MILHOUSW: rip torn is the fucking man
SammyTheSwede: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT
undoit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maidstone_(film)
Shyandquietguy: BEEPBEEP!!
SammyTheSwede: AHM RIP TORN
MILHOUSW: THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO ART GARFUNKEL HAIRCUTS
SammyTheSwede: lol I love rip torn now
ASSASSSSSINATION
THASS WHUTCHER PUSHIN!
MILHOUSW: he's so soft spoken here, it's creepy
SammyTheSwede: Norman fucking mailer.
EYEBALL YA!
undoit: hahahaha
SammyTheSwede: THEE STANK EEEEEYEYYEYEYEYEYE
undoit: YOU KNOW THAT
JAMAIS FAIT SAIGNER
SammyTheSwede: The cameraman's my favorite participant
"You better BELIEVE I'm getting this, Mister Mailer!"
undoit: YOU'RE the cocksucker
SammyTheSwede: awright, screw this. What's this last thing
MILHOUSW: GAH
SammyTheSwede: uh
nightmares
made of, uh...
MILHOUSW: FUCK, THANKS A LOT
SammyTheSwede: nightmares.
undoit: you're welcome
SammyTheSwede: right.
MILHOUSW: NOT LONG ENOUGH
undoit: We should do this again sometime
SammyTheSwede: I think, I uh
need counseling no
undoit: With Beetlejuice
SammyTheSwede: MNOWOWOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNWOWNWOnonoNONONONONONONON
NO SONG!
MILHOUSW: THEODORE
undoit: Because it's been a while since I've seen it
SammyTheSwede: NEVER AGAIN
Shyandquietguy: Wait, this is part 2?
SammyTheSwede: yeah, we got about halfway through it and said fuck it
MILHOUSW: WITH THE TALENTS OF SOME BACK ALLEY HOMELESS PERSON
undoit added Peter Cetera - Littl…
MILHOUSW: i swear if i have to watch this i'm going to murder a person
SammyTheSwede: Do I even WANT to click that?
undoit added C'mon Scoob…
SammyTheSwede: Tobais!
MILHOUSW: Rip Torn's name in that movie was O'Houlihan, just like in Dodgeball :synchtubefacts
SammyTheSwede: no wai
undoit: you should make an mspaint comic about thaty
ZING
MILHOUSW: TED FUCKING DANSEN
SammyTheSwede: I think we can agree that Norman mailer's a bitch
undoit: He obviously was
MILHOUSW: agreed
SammyTheSwede added Scooby-Doo Meets Joh…
MILHOUSW:

3:44
undoit: yess
MILHOUSW: fuck, how do you do this
SammyTheSwede: left under playlist
< paste YouTube or Imgur video URL here >
Gravenstein: wait can anyone add to the playlist
SammyTheSwede: YES
undoit: YES
Gravenstein: oh snap
SammyTheSwede: DID YOU FUCKING THINK I ADDED EVERYTHING?!
I AM OFFENDED
undoit: It was mostly me, honestly
MILHOUSW added Dilbert 2…
undoit: YES DILBERT
DILLLLLLBERT
undoit added Altered states - Wie…
MILHOUSW: synchtube is gay as balls with the buffering
SammyTheSwede: honestly
undoit: it means that someone is loading slower than someone else
MILHOUSW: oh shit i haven't seen this in years
SammyTheSwede: EYEBROW
undoit: PROFESSOR HYDE WHITE
SammyTheSwede: lol
MILHOUSW: johnny wants pussy
undoit: you silly lesbian you
SammyTheSwede: TACO NAZI
MILHOUSW: lol
BURGER BAGGINS
SammyTheSwede: BUMBLGER BAGLES
Gravenstein added BEEDEER وقال طبيب…
MILHOUSW: BLOOMBERG BAQGGINS
SammyTheSwede: wtf arabic
undoit: BUGGEL BAGRIDS
MILHOUSW: BAGEL BAGRATS
SammyTheSwede added Drop the Dead Donkey…
undoit:

1:04
undoit added some Harry Potter fa…
undoit: fuck
SammyTheSwede added Drop the Dead Donkey…
undoit: DON'T TOUCH
THE BALLS
SammyTheSwede: SHE LIEKS DA ABOOSE\\
Gravenstein added RAMPAGE (Korkusuz) -…
MILHOUSW: HARMLESS OLD RAPE
CUM
undoit: RAPEY HANDLE
MILHOUSW: CUM ON THE HANDLe
SammyTheSwede: lol
MILHOUSW: oh shit
SammyTheSwede: SNAP
undoit: I'LL GIVE YOU A TITTY TWISTER
Shyandquietguy: Lol
SammyTheSwede: lol
undoit: beats dagwood
MILHOUSW: WHY DO I HAVE TO GET STUCK WITH CASEY KASEM
undoit: wrong comics
APPLE CORE
BALTIMORE
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND
MILHOUSW: MEEEEEEE
SammyTheSwede: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAn
MILHOUSW: no idea
SammyTheSwede: DO THE MONKEY WITH ME
MILHOUSW: cartoons are wack
SammyTheSwede: song rules bro
BUFFEFFFERFFING
GAF
undoit: GAFF
MILHOUSW: remember when johnny met donny osmond? hell fucking yes
Shyandquietguy: Happy haunted Sunshine house is awesome.
SammyTheSwede: lmao yes
MILHOUSW: and adam west
undoit: how do I like my funny?
VOLUME
VOLUME
SammyTheSwede: DON'T BE SCARED GIIIIIUUUURL
undoit: VOLUME
Gravenstein: oimg clocktower
MILHOUSW: before he became a fucking FAMILY GUY MEME or whatever
undoit: I have a goatee like the ghost farmer
SammyTheSwede: that show officially died when Adam West wasn't even funny anymore
undoit: OH DOORS
SammyTheSwede: YES, MACFARLANE. I'D LOVE TO HEAR YOUR VIEWS ON LEGALIZING MARIJUANA.
MILHOUSW: when it came back from cancelation it sucked
SammyTheSwede: I liked the North By Northwest reference to the initial episode, but jesus did it drop quick
Shyandquietguy: I think the only good episode was when they had the kids switched places with the paretns.
undoit: TAP DAT ASS, FRED
MILHOUSW: MACFARLANE WAS SUPPOSED TO CRASH INTO A TWIN TOWER YOU KNOW
SammyTheSwede: ASCOT BE PIMPIN
MILHOUSW: SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT
undoit: KNEW IT
SammyTheSwede: OF COURSE
MILHOUSW: DON KNOTTS
SammyTheSwede: llol
Gravenstein: is this out of sync with the video for anyone else
undoit: 10KV GHOST?
SammyTheSwede: yes
Shyandquietguy: YEp
Gravenstein: son of a cunt
MILHOUSW: bring back don knotts
undoit: It's that way on Youtube
Shyandquietguy: HAhaha.
undoit: CUNNILINGUS
MILHOUSW: ha
undoit: HASH BROWNIES
SammyTheSwede: SCOOBY DOOBIE DOOOO
RAPE TIME
MILHOUSW: RAPE TIME
damnit gus
undoit: WHERE THE FUCK IS JABBERJAW
SammyTheSwede: BEAT YOU MOTHERFUKCER
YEAh
undoit:
SammyTheSwede: AMERICA
MILHOUSW: off by like half a second
SammyTheSwede: wtf is this, this is not the dilbert cartoon
undoit: hahah
SammyTheSwede added Starcrash hasselhoff…
undoit: HAHAHAHAHA
SammyTheSwede: I EXPE
whau
uh
undoit: lololol
MILHOUSW: lol
SammyTheSwede: I'm broken now
undoit: AHAHAHAHA
SammyTheSwede: tis is
this is three minutes
undoit: I think you should kill yourself, Dilbert
Gravenstein: famicom
SammyTheSwede: forty four seconds
MILHOUSW: wwhy shrek is piss
SammyTheSwede: whu
MILHOUSW: #italiano
undoit: #italiano
:O
MILHOUSW: uhhhhhhhh dilbert
undoit: hahaha
SammyTheSwede: what
WALLY WILL SAVE US
MILHOUSW: lool
SammyTheSwede: WALLY IS ALWAYS FUn
oh god no
undoit: hahahaa
SammyTheSwede: jesus no
why
MILHOUSW: I CAME HERE TO WET SOMETHING ELSE MOTHERFUCKER
SammyTheSwede: whyu
why
undoit: HOW ABOUT THAT SPORT WITH THE PIGSKIN
SammyTheSwede: why
why
why
why
why
why
why
what
MILHOUSW: fuckin love dilbert's bolo tie
undoit: just check it out
SammyTheSwede: this was used in Abu Graib as torture
MILHOUSW: lol. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU GUS
undoit: hahaha
MILHOUSW: HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
SammyTheSwede: jesus no
undoit: hahahahaha
SammyTheSwede: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORLD ANYMORE
MILHOUSW: LOL
SammyTheSwede: NOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT WALLY, NO GOD
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYY
undoit added Dilbert 3…
SammyTheSwede: this movie ruled
NO
NO MORE DILBERt
NO
undoit: more dilbert
SammyTheSwede: GOD WHY
Gravenstein added Fuck The Humans…
MILHOUSW added cows & cows & cows…
SammyTheSwede added STARCRASH(amazones s…
undoit: I'M EATING A SNAKE RIGHT NOW AND DON'T EVEN KNOW IT
THINGS IN MY SKULL
Shyandquietguy: So is this how drug users feel?
IF so I think I want to be a drug user
undoit: Watch Enter the Void for something a little more accurate
SammyTheSwede added *Starcrash* (1979 - …
undoit: lol
sweaty william hurt
SammyTheSwede: PUDDIN POPS
undoit: haha
SammyTheSwede: FROM HEEEEEEEEEEELL
undoit: riddims of babylon
THE UMBRELA SNAKE GOT HIM
Gravenstein: SNAAAAAKE
SammyTheSwede: ROCKETS IN FLIGHT
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
undoit: hey friend
i'm gonna eat you
Gravenstein: gonna fuck that lizard
SammyTheSwede: OMNOOMNOMNOMNONM
Shyandquietguy: Looks HAWT!!
SammyTheSwede: MONITOR LIZRD
MORE LIKE MONITOR MY BALLS
Shyandquietguy: Is she flexing her breats?
undoit: ABSOLVED IN DUST
Shyandquietguy: Flex lizard breasts!
Are we watching a Tool music video?
SammyTheSwede: Let us have a moment of silence for those who tragically died waiting for the midnight premier of Twilight II
And then laugh
undoit: TOPICAL
HOW TOPICAL
Gravenstein: MUSHROOMS
SammyTheSwede: FUCKED IT TO DEEEEEEEEATH
undoit: HE FUCKED THAT LIZARD
SammyTheSwede: YES
FATALITY< GUS WINS
MILHOUSW: I WANT TO SEE NORMAN MAILOR FIGHT RIP TORN AGAIN GOD DAMNIT
Shyandquietguy: IT SMELT BETTER ON THE OUTSIDE!!
undoit: lol
Gravenstein: oh come on
SammyTheSwede added Klaus Nomi - Nomi So…
SammyTheSwede: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
undoit: NOT KLAUS NOMI
MY NIGHTMARES
MILHOUSW: SNEEBEN'S SO COLD
SammyTheSwede: PAYBACK IS HELL, NIGHTMARE BOY
THERE
undoit: lol
MILHOUSW: lol
SammyTheSwede: FUCK YOU, BUFFERING
undoit: well, I'm done buffering
SammyTheSwede: SNEEBEM
NOT THE BEEDEER
MILHOUSW: holt shit lol
SammyTheSwede: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MILHOUSW: this is amazing
SammyTheSwede: huh
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: FACK
undoit: I WILL KILL YOU
WITH MY MAGIC
SammyTheSwede: AND MY SWORD
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: I WILL KILL MY COMPUTER WITH RAGE
MILHOUSW: lol
SammyTheSwede: O face
undoit: hahaha
MILHOUSW: hahahahahahahaha
SammyTheSwede: BLAUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
undoit: this is even better
MILHOUSW: lmao
SammyTheSwede: fucking woody woodpecker motherfucker man
MILHOUSW: this is the funniest goddamn thing i've ever seen
SammyTheSwede: Would it be cool if we watch this again
Gravenstein: yes
SammyTheSwede: Good
GUITAR WOMAN NEEDS TO SEE HOW MUCH BETTER DOCTOR WHO IS IN OTHER COUNTRIES
MILHOUSW: lol
SammyTheSwede: THAT'S NOT A JOKE, THIS IS MUCH BETTER
MILHOUSW: I AM AGREEING WITH YOU
SammyTheSwede: BECAUSE WE ARE ACCURATE MEN
MILHOUSW: THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING
Gravenstein: this one has magic and a sword
SammyTheSwede: O O O O O O O
undoit: brb pissssss
Shyandquietguy: I also agree though only have seen one episode of Dr. What
SammyTheSwede: JIIIIIZ
Gravenstein: ULTIMATE PUNCH
Connection lost
Trying to reconnect you 1/10
Connection restored
Recording is OFF
Shyandquietguy: DANCE DANCE DANCE!!
MILHOUSW: fuck
Shyandquietguy: Lol
SammyTheSwede: what iun the shit just happened
MILHOUSW: >:
Gravenstein: no embeds
SammyTheSwede: HARY PATTER
MILHOUSW:
GUS I GROW BORED
Shyandquietguy: Who's leader so they can skip ahead?
Gravenstein: otherwise i would've put as much of wizard people dear reader on as i could've
SammyTheSwede: I MADE SOMEONE ELSE LEADER
undoit: HORY POTTY
OK
MILHOUSW: lol
Gravenstein: haha
SammyTheSwede: wow
right, then
lol
MILHOUSW: WE LEARN FROM OUR HIMSTAKES, HhHhhhhARY
undoit: lol
Gravenstein: wha
SammyTheSwede: FUCK YOU ENLGAND
DIS MOVIE
DA SHIT
Shyandquietguy: WINDMILL MOTHER FUCKER
undoit added Trouble Man (1972) t…
SammyTheSwede: CHRONO TRIGGER MUSAK
undoit: GRUNTS
lol
Gravenstein: foomp
SammyTheSwede: oh, wtf
undoit: hahaha
SammyTheSwede: synchtube is balls, man
undoit: hahahaha
SammyTheSwede: there
what
FOOMP
MILHOUSW: was that foreign doctor who thing an actual for serious thing?
undoit: Likely not
Gravenstein: i kind of doubt it
SammyTheSwede: okay, next video. Pausing it at beginning. No more buffering
undoit: Production values were too high
SammyTheSwede: NERFBOMBS
undoit: I LOVE NERF
SammyTheSwede: NERF RULES
undoit: lol
Shyandquietguy: NERF OR NOTHING!!
undoit: nerf footballs
Gravenstein: oh hey conveniently placed ammo
SammyTheSwede: spawn point
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: You just kill the first two waves and then you get the checkpoint
undoit: I love this movie.
SammyTheSwede: Becuase it's the greatest
undoit: Mmmm that eyeshadow
Gravenstein: hasselhoff is so pretty in this
undoit: hahaa
SammyTheSwede: david hasselhoff lightsaber fighting a stop motion robot. Can it get any better?
MILHOUSW: DILBERT
SammyTheSwede: NO
undoit: yes
SammyTheSwede: NO JESUS GOD NO
Gravenstein: BEST DILBERT
undoit: hahaha
Shyandquietguy: BEST DILBERT +2
SammyTheSwede: WHY IS HE IN A WHEELCHAIR
undoit: HAHAHAHA
MILHOUSW: looooooool
SammyTheSwede: HEAD
HEAD
HEAD
DOG
HEAD
undoit: TWITTER
SammyTheSwede: SUICIDE
Gravenstein: #wow #whoa
undoit: #whoa
MILHOUSW: #wow #whoa
SammyTheSwede: LOL
undoit: BALDCOWORKER
SammyTheSwede: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Gravenstein: hahahaha
undoit: HAWHAWHAW
eeeeee
SammyTheSwede: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLAGAGGAGAA HAHHAHAHHHHHHH
MILHOUSW: hehehe
SammyTheSwede: MAKE IT STOP
undoit: hahaha
MILHOUSW: what
BART THE GENERAL
undoit: hahah
MILHOUSW: DILBERT, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEEEEAAAARRT
SammyTheSwede: I'm broken again
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: no
wh
n
f.
...
undoit: DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
SammyTheSwede: beh.
YES
THIS GUY
MILHOUSW: lol
undoit: lol
that didn't even rhym
MILHOUSW: FUGGLES
undoit: COCO A DODOS
:O
Gravenstein: COWS
SammyTheSwede: awesome
MILHOUSW: OH FUCK NIGHTMARE TIME
SammyTheSwede: BUFFERING NIGHTMARE TIME
FUCK THIS SHIT
undoit: We're running out of vidos
Shyandquietguy: I still love lanky and tiny cow.
Shit, how do you add vids?
SammyTheSwede: well, this one's fucked
undoit: with the thing
SammyTheSwede: < paste YouTube or Imgur video URL here >
Gravenstein: find one in search and click the arrow and add it
or yeah the more actions button
SammyTheSwede: DAMMIT AND THIS LOOKED GODDAMN AWESOME
FUCK COWS MAN >:
MILHOUSW added STELLA - Birthday…
SammyTheSwede: oh, cyriak that guys cool
MILHOUSW: GIRLS
undoit added bart borts…
Shyandquietguy: Lol, I love how she hops and steps.
SammyTheSwede: Wonder woman eat your heart out
undoit added TheFlamer.avi…
undoit added gangster car…
SammyTheSwede: ok, next video PAUSE for a sec so we don't have to deal with buffering
MILHOUSW: PUB LOVER WOULD LOVE THIS
I MEAN, IF THERE WERE DUDES INSTEAD
SammyTheSwede: HIS LOSS
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: BASHT YER QUEEN
DAYD
SHINUSHES
fucked
Shyandquietguy added Comparing the four h…
Gravenstein added Flash Gordon Hawkmen…
undoit added LELONDIAN DOOMSDAY!…
MILHOUSW: well i didn't want to sleep tongith anyway
SammyTheSwede: Sal good
undoit: James Bond music
Gravenstein: probably gonna watch a little while longer at least
undoit: The more I don't sleep now, the more I don't have to be awake hours from now
SammyTheSwede: I'm going tp copy all this shit and hide it in a spoiler tag in the chat thread, lol. Shoot out at people's faces soon as they stupidly click it
Gravenstein: i do have sh*t to do tomorrow
undoit: Wait
watch this next one, though
SammyTheSwede: awright, let's unpause this
undoit: LOL
SammyTheSwede: WAHT
WHAT
WHAT
THE CAPS KEY IS NOT BIG ENOUGH
WHAT
MILHOUSW: QUACKAROONIE
undoit: TOO MUCH CAPS, GUTS
Gravenstein: oh for shits sake
undoit: THE T
Gravenstein: MR T
SammyTheSwede: Okay, so nobody gets the bright idea to pause it after the other person unpauses it oH FOR FUCKS SAKE PLAY
Gravenstein: HOLY SHIT
MILHOUSW: Gus you're having problems the rest of us aren't having
undoit: THERE IS NO GOD
SammyTheSwede: DAMN IT
LIFE IS A CRUEL JOKE
undoit: WHAT TRUE FAITH IS ALL ABOUT
MILHOUSW: BUSEY
SammyTheSwede: SCREW EVERYONE ELSE BUT ME
undoit: TRIAL AGAINST GOD
SammyTheSwede: I SEE NOTHING, MY EYES ARE BLIND AND MY MIND IS BLACK
undoit: Turn down the quality, bros
MILHOUSW: CHANGE MY DIAPER, EILEEN
Gravenstein: hahaha
hahahahahah
undoit: HOOIE MANDLE
AND NICK MANCUSO
MILHOUSW: lol
Gravenstein: howie mandel, mr t and gary busey
Shyandquietguy: Lol at T's Gangsta flash.
Gravenstein: and three nick mancusos
SammyTheSwede: GODDAMN IT I SEE NOTHING AND THE COMMENTARY SOUNDS AWESOME
undoit: click on it and stuff
MILHOUSW: i pity you, gus
SammyTheSwede: I DID
MILHOUSW: Mr. T pities you
undoit: It's pretty awesome
:O
SammyTheSwede: GOD IS PUNISHING ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
undoit: NOT EVEN GOD
Gravenstein: gus you should take the leader so you can make everyone's sync pause with yours
SammyTheSwede: FUCK YOU JESUS
undoit: I CALL JESUS CHRIST TO THE STAND
SammyTheSwede: ERROR
undoit: :O
Shyandquietguy: Here he comes down the hallway!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
SammyTheSwede: here we go
undoit: goddamnit
Shyandquietguy: I CAN"T MOVE!!!
MILHOUSW: what the hell is this
SammyTheSwede: NO MI NOW
Shyandquietguy: GET AWAY!!!
SammyTheSwede: lol
undoit: he's so scary in his suit of plastic and aids
SammyTheSwede: LMAO
THEYRE COMING TO GET YOU BARBRA
NO MI NO MI NOW
MILHOUSW: pee wee herman upgraded his tie
undoit: good golly gosh
SammyTheSwede: I'm glad I could see my contribution
MILHOUSW: dilbert was well worth this
this is SHIT
GUS
undoit: more dilbert
MILHOUSW: ARE YOU LISTENING
SammyTheSwede: Since I didn't get to see THE GREATEST THING EVER THAT YOU ALL ENJOYED
undoit: lol
MILHOUSW: hahaha
undoit: You can see the LELONDIAN DOOMSDAY later.
SammyTheSwede: ENJOY SQUEAKY THE CLOWN, FUCKERS
MILHOUSW: this is some hipster gw shit
Gravenstein: man i like k.nomi
MILHOUSW: i've never heard of this dude
SammyTheSwede: YEAH MILHOUSE
undoit: YESS
YESSSSSSSS
Shyandquietguy: I have Ze Bedinski(sp)? Willie!
SammyTheSwede: Just be glad I didn't click Lightning Strikes
MILHOUSW: w/e i'm not even milhouse you can't even prove it you ignorant fucks
lol mr t
SammyTheSwede: YOU THOUGHT I WAS MILHOUSE?!
Shyandquietguy: Who cares?
Gravenstein: U INGORANT FUCKS
undoit: I THOUGHT I WAS MILHOUSE
MILHOUSW: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE MILHOUSE??
SammyTheSwede: IGNORANT FUCK
undoit: I'M AN IGNORANT FUCK
HE GETS IT
MILHOUSW: if he wants yo ass
undoit: IN YOUR FACE
SammyTheSwede: WE'RE ALL INGORANT FUVKS
Shyandquietguy: I now miss Rip Torn
Gravenstein: IM AN IGNORANT MILFUCK
undoit: HE'LL BLOW UP
Shyandquietguy: Baby!
MILHOUSW: lol that was like an HOUR ago already
undoit: Yo honky ass
MILHOUSW: FUCKHOUSE
SammyTheSwede: lol
Gravenstein: take that you honky
undoit: BLACKPOWER
MILHOUSW: i love movies where whitey gets his
undoit: his leg
SammyTheSwede: I loved the cool walk cool walk cool walk OH SHIT RUN
WASH YOO AHWEY
undoit: HE'LL WASH YOU AWAY
SammyTheSwede: YES
undoit:
SammyTheSwede: HAPPY TIME
MILHOUSW: YOU ARE ALL WELCOME
SammyTheSwede: THANK YOU MILHORSE
undoit: lol
SammyTheSwede: NO
NO
MILHOUSW: lol gus lost it
Shyandquietguy: Thank you not Milhouse!
undoit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
SammyTheSwede: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY
MILHOUSW: THANKS PRESTO
SammyTheSwede: WHAT IN THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU, JESUS
MILHOUSW: anyone else but gus can't see it?
SammyTheSwede: FUCK MACBOOKS
MILHOUSW: HEY ENNIS, HAVIN' FUUUUN?
AHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHH
undoit: Thanks, Presto
MILHOUSW: lol
undoit: lol
MILHOUSW: HEY DAVE
Gravenstein: oh my
undoit: lol
Shyandquietguy: Lol
MILHOUSW: WORLD PEACE! ALL RIGHT
Gravenstein: CAKE
undoit: I WANT CAKE RIGHT NOW
Gravenstein: uh oh
MILHOUSW: this part makes me a sad dad
Gravenstein: awwww
Shyandquietguy: Presto. T.T
undoit: JACKSON BROWNE AND DONOVAN
MILHOUSW: BART BORTS
where the hell did gus go
SammyTheSwede: I'M SULKING
MILHOUSW: lol
SammyTheSwede: I CAN SEE THIS SHIT
BUT NOT FUCKING STELLA
MILHOUSW: what's everyone's favorite stella
SammyTheSwede: FUCKING ANIMATED GIF OF BART GODDAMNED SIMPSON IS WHAT THIS CUNTSWABBING MACKBOOK CAN HANDLE
LOOK AROUND YOU
LOOK
AROUND YOU
MILHOUSW: ASTATINE. WHAT ABOUT ASTATINE
undoit: ghosts
Gravenstein: haha
undoit: Wood
MILHOUSW: uhhhhhhhhhh
SammyTheSwede: Favorite Stella? Kevin O
undoit: coool
SammyTheSwede: Malley the paperboy
undoit: don't have one
MILHOUSW: well i was gonna find another one for gus to miss
SammyTheSwede: DICK
undoit: COOOOOOOL
MILHOUSW: raking leaves is good
Gravenstein: yeah raking leaves
WE DID IT, YAY
SammyTheSwede: SWALLOW IT ALL
LIQUIDS ARE SLUTS
MILHOUSW added Raking Leaves…
SammyTheSwede: DON'T HATE THE GAS, BABE. HATE THE TEST TUBE
undoit: neato
PIT OF HELL
SammyTheSwede: Foom
Shyandquietguy: WEEEEEE!!!
SammyTheSwede: LSD trip with the road turning into a greasy fireball
Gravenstein: whoa
SammyTheSwede: VERY FUNNY
MILHOUSW: hahahahahaha
SammyTheSwede: GODDAMNED HILARIOUS, MOTHERFUCKER
undoit: pretty close
SammyTheSwede: I MISSED EVERYTHING, I REQUIRE PITY
undoit: i think we'll get some good results from this
MILHOUSW: gus by a landslide
undoit: I wouldn't have guessed for a minute
SammyTheSwede: I'M SO HAPPY
DIYIVE!
DIVE!
undoit: YOUR TURN
Gravenstein: brian blessed is so great
undoit: GO FLASH!
SammyTheSwede: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
Shyandquietguy: Now I want to watch the movie. :o
MILHOUSW: oh shit, starting to see the sun. f*ck all y'all west coast bitches
Shyandquietguy: DEEEYIIIIIIIVE!!
SammyTheSwede: YEAH, CALI
MILHOUSW: W/E
SammyTheSwede: BEEEEEW
undoit: Going back to Cli
SammyTheSwede: BEEEW
Shyandquietguy: DEEEYIIIIIVE INTO BED MILHOUSE!!
undoit: GOING GOING
MILHOUSW: lol
undoit: BACK BACK
TO CALI CALI
SammyTheSwede: OH WAIT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE THE SUNS UP
SUCKER
Gravenstein: QUEEN SOUNDTRACK
SammyTheSwede: ROCK ON
MILHOUSW:
SammyTheSwede: BEST SCENE EVEEEEER
undoit: AWWW YEHHHHHH
SammyTheSwede: IMPETCHCUUSUES BOY
MILHOUSW: WILLIE IS IN THIS MOVIE
SammyTheSwede: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lmao
MILHOUSW: i still don't know who undoit is >:
WHO ARE YOU UNDOIT
YOU IGNORANT FUCK
undoit: blizzardmonkey
SammyTheSwede: I didn't check who else was online, so no clue
undoit: I SHALL CREATE A SCHIZM IN YOUR MIND
SammyTheSwede: THANK YOU GOD
MILHOUSW: i ain't got no sound
undoit: Cool, no audio
Gravenstein: no sound?
undoit: NICE, MILHOUSE
MILHOUSW: SHIT
Gravenstein: the ckuf
SammyTheSwede: this
MILHOUSW: ONE SEC
SammyTheSwede: I
but
I can see it, finally, and
no sound.
...
.
.
.
undoit: I'm off to bed. The mystery of undoit shall remain
FOEVER
SammyTheSwede: SCREW YOU KITSA
Shyandquietguy added Alkali metals (1/8)…
MILHOUSW: audio was disable by the cunts at WMG
SammyTheSwede: I'M STRAUMATIZED
undoit: RAWBEAR
Shyandquietguy:
SammyTheSwede: I NEED A QUIET MOMENT
Gravenstein: gan dam it
MILHOUSW: UNDOIT WHO ARE YOU :(
SammyTheSwede: FOR THIS SAD, SAD DAY
MILHOUSW: fuck
Gravenstein: UNDOIT YOU FIEND
SammyTheSwede: WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, YOU HEAR ME
Gravenstein added Pizza…
MILHOUSW: i hope it wasn't someone totally uncool like WOMTI
Gravenstein: PIZZA IS GOOD IF ITS GOT AUDIO
SammyTheSwede: I am so dejected to see this without sound
MILHOUSW: AGREE
SammyTheSwede: THE UNIVERSE WANTS TO CRUSH ME
IN IT'S ICY GRIP
Gravenstein: i checked it does have audio
SammyTheSwede: and yet we still sit here and watch it, lmfao
JUST THAT GOOD
Gravenstein: even without audio yeah it's pretty funny
MILHOUSW: he's kicking michaek'
butt
now he's fucking michael's but
Gravenstein: now he's fuckin' davids butt
MILHOUSW: oh yeah, david
IT'S GETTING LATE
SammyTheSwede: lol
MILHOUSW: i am now an embarrass
SammyTheSwede: oh, man
MILHOUSW: BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY
SammyTheSwede: screw alkali medals, we'll watch the pizza thing and be done with it
RAPE TIME
MILHOUSW: yeah screw you shyandquiet i ain't want to learn nothin
SammyTheSwede: SCHOOL'S FOR FOOLS
Shyandquietguy: I'm a cool fool then >:(
Gravenstein: WE DID IT YAYYYYY
MILHOUSW: HAPPY HOLIDAYS
SammyTheSwede: oh wait fuck, I made gravenstein the leader
I HAVE NO POWER TO SKIP
Gravenstein: no milhouse has it
Shyandquietguy: No, milhouse is leader!@
MILHOUSW: ok
SammyTheSwede: Milhouse loves alkali metals
sexy rods
Gravenstein: ziiiiiiiinc
Shyandquietguy: He wants to smooch 'em!
MILHOUSW:
i want to dip my balls in it!
SammyTheSwede: SOUND AND IMAGE AND GLORY IS MINE
SO HAPPY
Gravenstein: LIVE FROM NEW YORK ITS SATURDAY NIIIIIIIGHT
MILHOUSW: lol
Gravenstein: hahahahaha
MILHOUSW: god i love stella
Gravenstein: dem daisy dukes
SammyTheSwede: STOP HECTORING ME
MILHOUSW:
Gravenstein: brought to you by the farts foundation
SammyTheSwede: lolololololololololololololololollololollolol
I want pizza now.
LOL
MILHOUSW: hahahaha
SammyTheSwede: omg never stop laughin
Shyandquietguy: This is an awesome short
MILHOUSW: it really hurt...she tore me in half
THE PEEEZUUUHHHH
holy lol
SammyTheSwede: this show so much
Gravenstein: ahh im going crazyyy
MILHOUSW:
Shyandquietguy: Or should I say episode cause there is no possible a short could be this funny.
SammyTheSwede: LOL
MILHOUSW: MORE STELLA
SammyTheSwede: FIND MORE STELLA
MILHOUSW: what's the one with Fuck Music called?
Gravenstein: oh shit
SammyTheSwede: NO
Shyandquietguy added My Cat Stella Freaks…
Shyandquietguy added stella - Cat…
SammyTheSwede: LIES, NOT STELLA
BUT IT IS ADORABLE
omfg
Gravenstein: oh god it's making MY cat go crazy too
MILHOUSW: half these stellas have no audio
SammyTheSwede: lol
Shyandquietguy: Adorable freaking out cat
SammyTheSwede: aw
Shyandquietguy: OH son of a bitch. >:(
SammyTheSwede: damnit
MILHOUSW added Stella Shorts - Satu…
SammyTheSwede: MILHOUSE PRZ SAVE US
PPRAISE BE UNTO HIM
MILHOUSW: IT'S MIKE SHO
SammyTheSwede: "bye..."
Gravenstein: dammit the woods has no audio too
MILHOUSW: i LOVE the woods
man
SammyTheSwede added Searching For Santa…
SammyTheSwede added Wiffleball…
SammyTheSwede: hahaahha
Gravenstein: death spray
MILHOUSW: Awkward was the one with fuck music. i can't find it
I BET UNDOIT WAS CAUSING THE BUGGER PROBLEMS
BUFFER
BAGGINS
SammyTheSwede: CONSIDERING THAT THERE ARE NOW SUDDENLY NO PROBLEMS
MILHOUSW: seriously
SammyTheSwede: THIS IS GOING IN THE CHAT THREAD, POSTERITY WILL RECORD IT AND I WILL BE VINDICATED UNTIL PEOPLE IGNORE MY REDEMPTION
lol
MILHOUSW: only post in the thread if you like moesha
SammyTheSwede: is she hot
Gravenstein: oh my gaw santa is zach galifianakis
i did not realize
MILHOUSW: WHHAAAATT
SammyTheSwede: I was just fucking wondering, but he looked so skinny!
IMPOSSIBLE
MILHOUSW: lol
SammyTheSwede: THIS IS CONFIRMED
Gravenstein: imdb says so anyways
SammyTheSwede: n/m the skinny part, lol
LOL
MILHOUSW: hahaha
SammyTheSwede: LMFAO
MILHOUSW: tee hee hee
Gravenstein: such a star fucker
SammyTheSwede: hahahahahha
SNORK
MILHOUSW: lol
SammyTheSwede: shoobacka
shackakan
MILHOUSW: SHAZBOT
Shyandquietguy: Shabooie!
SammyTheSwede: OO(LOLOLOLLOLLOL lebanese
MILHOUSW: i gotta go be santa, lol
RAPE TIME
SammyTheSwede: LOL
omg lol
MILHOUSW: LOL
Shyandquietguy: LMAO
Were they just losing it in the audio?
SammyTheSwede: holy fuckin shit
lol
MILHOUSW: WELL, GOODBYE
unless someone finds more stella this is it for me
SammyTheSwede: after this episode is prob a good time to cut it
MILHOUSW: GOOD IDEA
Gravenstein: yea
MILHOUSW: SHYANDQUIET HAS WORK IN TWO HOURS
SammyTheSwede: WHY THE
Shyandquietguy: I know T.T
SammyTheSwede: WHY
MILHOUSW: you little scamp you
SammyTheSwede: ARE YOU STILL HERE
lol
WE ENJOYED YOUR COMPANY
Shyandquietguy: CAUSE THE PLANT IS CLOSING DOWN AND FOLKS ARE ALL WHO GIVES A ASHIT
Gravenstein: stayin' up all night is cool
MILHOUSW: stayin up rocks
bein' fat rocks too :todd
SammyTheSwede: AND WE HOPE YOU HAVE FOND MEMORIES OF US AS YOU STARE BALEFULLY AT COWORKERS
lol love stella so much
Shyandquietguy: I WILL! BUT YOU GUYS WILL BE IN THE SHORTS! NOT STELLA!!
Gravenstein added Thanksgiving 1621…
SammyTheSwede: L..M..F..A..O
MILHOUSW: BERY FUNNY
this reminds me, i've never seen The State
Shyandquietguy: I've nver seen it either.
SammyTheSwede: Neither have I, do we know if
Shyandquietguy: UH OH!!
SammyTheSwede: well I guess not
lol
MILHOUSW: fuckin regis
this is adorable
Gravenstein added The State sings The …
MILHOUSW: lol
Shyandquietguy: LIKE I SAID!!
UH OH!!
Kay, g'night ya'lls!!
Gravenstein: goodngith quiet and shiet guyet
SammyTheSwede: L8R, AS THE KIDS SAY
MILHOUSW: BYE OH YOU AREN'T HERE ANYMORE
david wain looks like zhukov
SammyTheSwede: needs more rollergirls
LOL
EDOOCATON
MILHOUSW: lol
NO MICHAEL IAN BLACK
Gravenstein: yeah some of the shorts dont have MiB
SammyTheSwede: This seems like a good way to end the night
MILHOUSW: yeah, i'm out after this for sure
SammyTheSwede: TO THE CALMING MELODY OF THE BONER SONG
MILHOUSW: damn they're all so young
Gravenstein: merry christmas
MILHOUSW: HOBBITS
BYE
Gravenstein: bye ugys
SammyTheSwede: GOOBYE

fSgHBbhEhO0

[Pub Lover]

maybe there's a dead body in the pile.

the house we just moved into has a basement you can only access from the outside and it's got a pad lock on it. my girlfriend's mom said "maybe that's where she hides the bodies" D:

What does she use to cover the smell? :(

[Fathom Zero]

"BURBELER BAGGINS" :lol

[Pub Lover]

I liked Breaking Bad right up to the last two episodes of season three. I tried keeping up with four, but I stopped caring. Are they all not dead yet?

[Pub Lover]

FUKCING COCKS AND SHIT! >:

[Fathom Zero]

Pub, you need to be around when we do Synchtube shit.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Pub, you need to be around when we do Synchtube shit.

I'LL TRY TO MAKE THe next one. :eek

[Pub Lover]

What's been going on around here

Why does it look like no one ever posts here anymore

Have i missed anything

Haha, it just took me five minutes to figure out who this is. Shit I am so fuckuing dumb at 5am. :dunce


I am just regulsr dumb normally, guys. Honest. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Wanna download Windows 8?

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/apps/br229516

Granted, there's a lot of shit that probably doesn't work, but this computer doesn't have Windows on it. So I'm all up in it.

[Pub Lover]

I JUST TOLD PUB THAT YOU ARE ALL JERKFACES

He did. :(

[Pub Lover]

Wanna download Windows 8?

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/apps/br229516

Granted, there's a lot of shit that probably doesn't work, but this computer doesn't have Windows on it. So I'm all up in it.

I read that as 98 and considered it. Then I understood and there is just no way.

[Pub Lover]

if publover's got a problem he knows where to find me

I have so many problems. >:

[Fathom Zero]

Someone once linked to a website that had about fifty versions of Windows hosted. I think I grabbed all of them. :O

[Pub Lover]

I will also admit that I am worried about Pub Lover even though my only interaction is through chess. :(

He is some kind of monster I tell you. :(

Co-dependent chess monster. :(

Really? Co-dependent is a new one, I think. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Someone once linked to a website that had about fifty versions of Windows hosted. I think I grabbed all of them. :O

Did you make a little chart of which ones you liked best? I could bring my laminator round and we cold make it look shiny.

[Aaarg]

i like shiny things, do it

[Pub Lover]

ask pub whatever happened to legolars

He joined the Norwegian army, or Finnish or whatever the fuck he was, for his national service and it made a man of him so he stopped going online to drink, sexualize women, and kill whales.

[Fathom Zero]

I want to make voodoo dolls

[k0k0]

Is that how they fight in the Finnish army? They make voodoo dolls of the opposite side and then stab at them voraciously as the other army charges?

[Fathom Zero]

they attack with bad juju

[Fathom Zero]

Shit, I misplaced my mojo bag.

[Aaarg]

one time when i was like 10 i bought some jujubes because the packing was appealing to me and then my friend and i decided that they were too hard to eat so we would throw them at each other

also like a week after halloween we'd buy bags of candy corn for 10 cents each and eat a few and end up throwing them at each other

and we were both in the gifted classes, what the fuck kind of shit goddammit fuck

[Pub Lover]

I'm still back in August at the moment. God, this koko guy is annoying. I sure hope he isn't posting when I catch up to the present. >:

[Pub Lover]

and we were both in the gifted classes, what the fuck kind of shit goddammit fuck
Gifted is the same as special, right?

[ThrashO]

one time when i was like 10 i bought some jujubes because the packing was appealing to me and then my friend and i decided that they were too hard to eat so we would throw them at each other

also like a week after halloween we'd buy bags of candy corn for 10 cents each and eat a few and end up throwing them at each other

and we were both in the gifted classes, what the fuck kind of shit goddammit fuck

When I was in Seattle there was a punk band playing called hard candy and they would throw candy at the crowd but like hard as shit. I was at the front and a hard piece of butterscotch candy hit me in my teeth.

The chick threw the candy like right in my face at 100mph from like a foot away.

[Pub Lover]

k0k0 chanel you're alright by me dude

Red Pickle. >:

[k0k0]

I'm still back in August at the moment. God, this koko guy is annoying. I sure hope he isn't posting when I catch up to the present. >:

Yeah, and replying to posts 4 months back isn't. I'm still here motherfucka.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

DAMNIT A FALSE ALARM why does it brak on the 26th post wtf
Still trips me up after all these years.

[Aaarg]

Gifted is the same as special, right?

i believe "special" has fallen out of fashion and has been replaced by "exceptional," haha.

but i meant gifted as in "this is a student that either did very well on some tests at a young age or has a parent that makes enough of a fuss about how wonderfully intelligent their child is until the school puts them in the gifted program."

[ThrashO]

I'm playing Final Fantasy 3 and I just got Lightning 2, the sequel.

[Pub Lover]

whereever did pub lover and tadao go?

Pub is dead and his hell is playing chess for an eternity :eek

what if you don't like half of the people here? does that get you banned?

No, but you can leave. Just don't tell anyone your chess handle or they will hound you for weeks to come back. >:

I am writing down some names to show myself next time people tell me to come back here. >:

[Pub Lover]

i believe "special" has fallen out of fashion and has been replaced by "exceptional," haha.

but i meant gifted as in "this is a student that either did very well on some tests at a young age or has a parent that makes enough of a fuss about how wonderfully intelligent their child is until the school puts them in the gifted program."

To be clear; I was suggesting you were retarded. Apologies for the obfuscation there, pal.

[Aaarg]

i know what you meant but this is me and that's what i do

also ff3 is great but make sure you stock up on shurikens before you go into the final dungeon if you want an easy finish

[Esuohlim]

Having limited internet access sucks! I feel so isolated and insecure :(

I have to make do by going to the public library where everyone is obese and slack-jawed

[Pub Lover]

And you're walking around on it? You must have a high tolerance for pain

Creepyo did this a bunch to Kitsa back when I was here. I don't know how long a person can keep talking to Kitsa and not get that she is hell of tough in her rice paper and balsa wood body.

I hope Creepyo stopped posting just like that koko guy totally did.

[Pub Lover]

Having limited internet access sucks! I feel so isolated and insecure :(

I have to make do by going to the public library where everyone is obese and slack-jawed

You're Womti now? :eek

[Esuohlim]

No way man :x I just moved and the cable/internet isn't set up yet :(

[Pub Lover]

these page brak things are retarded

Says the man posting on the internet. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

No way man :x I just moved and the cable/internet isn't set up yet :(

Are you old enough to drink yet, Esrohlim? Do that.

[Pub Lover]

I follow Fartin on the twitter and he only ever replies to Sarah Silverman to tell her she is unfunny and ugly.

[Pub Lover]

Zomboid if you keep giving me red pickles then what am i going to put on my resume you horse dick licking mounty shit stain >:

Stop making me like Zomboid, Trasho. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Thrasho and koko are the same person

BBOQiMxwk1o

[Pub Lover]

I'm astonishingly depressed right now.

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Thrasho and koko are the same person
But I hate them in completely different ways. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

And I never told you to come back. I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

[k0k0]

Well the feeling is mutual Pub. Right when you started posting again, I knew you'd be someone I wouldn't like to converse with.

[ThrashO]

my ex loved converses. they look goofy though.

[Pub Lover]

If you had a random hook-up and then used a time machine the next day to go back in time, knock out your past self and have sex with the chick a second time, would that count as a cock block


time machines are a theoretical can of worms, guys :(

Why are you bothering with the chick when you have an unconscious past you to take advantage of?

[Pub Lover]

Well the feeling is mutual Pub. Right when you started posting again, I knew you'd be someone I wouldn't like to converse with.

And yet here you are replying. Boy, your life must be empty and shit. I know mine is. :eek

[Pub Lover]

And I never told you to come back. I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

I'll be gone again soon, SkinnyHipps. So hush your purdymoof. :love

[Sam]

Pub I missed you so much.

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

Pub I missed you so much.

So I hear N4B is getting hitched to NotYou. :eek

[Sam]

So I hear N4B is getting hitched to NotYou. :eek

:eek :x :eek

[kahljorn]

man i got dropped from my lame astronomy class because i didnt log onto the internet part of it for five days ;/

[Pub Lover]

Oh man did Prof Cool quit the internet? If so the internet is a lamer place without him

Riddles told me that Coolio became really dull after getting hitched. I think I suggested that I hoped the marriage failed so he'd come back; which led to Ol' AdmiralSeaLegs blocking me for it. :eek

[Pub Lover]

man i got dropped from my lame astronomy class because i didnt log onto the internet part of it for five days ;/

Did you ever get all your stuff back from your ex?

[Colonel Flagg]

Well, for the record, I'm glad you're posting again, Pub-dude. I prefer reading your entire stream of consciousness rather than just sound bites from other sources. :)

[Pub Lover]

Lets the good times roll....out of my ass.

http://i.imgur.com/oLA4d.gif

Page brook? :eek :eek :eek

[Fathom Zero]

I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING HOME WITHOUT YOU, PWUB

[Pub Lover]

Koko: Shit Alright
..

[Pub Lover]

Well, for the record, I'm glad you're posting again, Pub-dude. I prefer reading your entire stream of consciousness rather than just sound bites from other sources. :)

Tadao is a rather unreliable message delivery system.

[Fathom Zero]

THE TOME DOES NOT LIE

[Fathom Zero]

THE BLOOD IS TRUE

[kahljorn]

Did you ever get all your stuff back from your ex?

no i sorta forgot about it

[Pub Lover]

Trick answer. Two... two had milhouse backwards, two had him forwards.

I laughed at it but you don't get a zug because Esrohlim didn't make a flippy one. That was the missed punchline. Please complain at http://www.esuohlim.com

[Pub Lover]

I think Cherry, CiG, Emma and maybe one other were the only good looking ladies to post here in the past.

Now there's...CiG, Shrub and elx? ELX is a girl, right?

Edit: And Terra had big boobies.

Doopa? :eek

[Pub Lover]

OH MAN PUB'S GONNA BE SO JEALOUS HE MISSED THIS SUPER SWEET MAN HUG

So very jealous. :tear

[Pub Lover]

kahljorn what's with you and cocks lately, man

Lately. :lol

[Otto]

Two more days until I get my paycheck and I can order my alginate and anatomical skull and start doing the actual casting for my corpse dummy! WHEEEEEE!

[Kitsa]

Awesome.

And I'm glad to be unattractive because no one has hassled me with a chat-up in a long time, I can drink in peace. :themoreyouknow

[Pub Lover]

As opposed to one PM in the morning? :rolleyes :rolleyes

MORE LIKE 4 IN THE MORNING >:

Where Pub is it's like 5pm September 7th :reuseoldjokes

The 15th. :eek

[Pub Lover]

And I'm glad to be unattractive because no one has hassled me with a chat-up in a long time, I can drink in peace.
I don't get hassled while drinking because I do it alone at home. :tear

[Pub Lover]

And it was never chat-up lines hassling me in the bars. They just didn't like all my sobbing.

[Kitsa]

Last official chat-up I think I had was a South Indian guy asking me if I was at the India Festival with anyone. I truthfully answered no because I didn't think he was hitting on me. I was just being honest like an idiot. That was when he started following me around and sat down next to me in the movie theater, and that's when it clicked in my head what I had been leading him to believe. He just shrugged and got up and left. I watched the movie alone and felt like a moron.

That was years ago though

[k0k0]

Awesome.

And I'm glad to be unattractive because no one has hassled me with a chat-up in a long time, I can drink in peace. :themoreyouknow

Don't worry Kitsa, I'm sure there's plenty of guys who would love to fall into your gasm chasm.

[Kitsa]

I wasn't fishing, but thanks.

I just think it's funny in a ginger-bashing way that redheads don't often get mentioned.