I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Babs]

In true 50 style

[Fathom Zero]

I imagine Tadao dressed up as the Child Catcher when he says that

[Babs]

I imagine him in black face lip syncig to 50 cents candy shop.

[LordSappington]

Well, I'm going to be under the knife/whatever cuts skulls open in about seven hours! Wish me luck, or at least no TOO many ill-intentions!

[Tadao]

Lobotomy?

[LordSappington]

Probably a good idea, but nerve resection. They're gonna cut a half-dollar size piece of my skull out, move my brain to expose the brain stem, and sever my left balance nerve. Then they'll staple my piece of skull back in, staple my scalp all together, and leave me drooling in the ICU overnight and a few more in the regular ward. Should be fun; I'm hoping for a morphine pump

[Tadao]

Why? Are you clumsy or some shit?

[LordSappington]

Pretty much, yeah. I have Meniere's, and my left balance system is fucked up somehow, leaving me to get vertigo problems and generally stumble around like a dumbass on a good day, so we're just gonna cut the nerve ending and I'll re-learn how to walk with just one balance center.

[Big McLargehuge]

I hope you don't lose any cerebrospinal fluid, it causes the worst headaches in the world.

[Chojin]

i remember when normal adults posted here

[Chojin]

they talked about fishing trips and shit

[Chojin]

so i've been listening to the whole St. Anger album over and over the past few days

i can't explain it. i don't think it's good, but i like to hear it?

[Big McLargehuge]

I am going on a fishing trip soon. I could google it to find out, but whatever St. Anger is, it sounds pretty awful.

[Esuohlim]

Is that like when St. Vincent is going through St. PMS

[Zomboid]

i remember when normal adults posted here
Fucking really. I'm not sure when 80% of the normal people left and all that remained were people who wanted to talk about their issues, but man is it ever a drag.

Maybe I've just been here too long.

[Zhukov]

Do you want to know what my issue is? People that put question marks at the end of statements.

Honestly.

[Aaarg]

normal adults listen to metallica

[King Hadas]

they talked about fishing trips and shit
No wonder we don't see them anymore. When old people start talking about 'going fishing' in reality what they mean is they've become a burden to their families and are planning to drown themselves in the river.

[All Hail Duke]

:lol

[Kitsa]

I'm not going on any fishing trips. I am up to my ears in protein and carcinogen charts and I think I'm going to be like a Howard Hughes level of paranoid by the end of this course.

[ThrashO]

if you replace the . with an r you get stranger

[Babs]

Fuck fish

[Big McLargehuge]

normal adults listen to metallica

Normal adults got over Metallica by 14.

[Esuohlim]

Normal adults love Harry Potter

[Sam]

NORMAL ADULTS SHUT UP.

[Babs]

Normal adults aren't overweight

[Esuohlim]

SAM, QUIT BEING A DRAG :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

someone say something about drags

[Babs]

You have a big forehead.

[Fathom Zero]

bablabity pancakes insulted me on an internet message board

can i tell someone on him?

[Zomboid]

You could tell his mom, but she's probably too busy partying.

Note, I like FZ more than Babs, and FZ's mom more than both of them.

[Tadao]

Probably because Canadians tend to look lik a Busey.

I heard that Joe Walsh has a new album coming out

xDA_rqPNulc

:lol Analog, stupid hipsters are gonna latch onto this.

[Tadao]

lCFcWdco1nw

[Tadao]

Also Signals was the first cassette I bought. I bought it in Hawaii, along with a gold lightning bolt necklace to go with my OP shirt in Waikiki when I was 12.

ROCK ON BITCHES

[Tadao]

I used to think it was Piece of Mind, but it's coming back to me now. :eek

[Tadao]

I think I bought Signals because I loved the Dalmatian dog we had. Gonna see the parents tomorrow, maybe I can find a pic of her. I know I have video of me and 2 siblings playing with the puppies. :eek

[Tadao]

I guess since you all now know my name and that I'm not a little lying bitch, I feel a little more free to share the family stuff. Hey Gus! THANKS FOR OUTING ME YOU FAGHOLE. THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO THIS!

[Tadao]

:emoticon

[Tadao]

jsTxxPOqzc4

[Tadao]

What a twist!

[Tadao]

OK my flashback is over. Let's get back to the drama.

The reason why I like Z and Z is because now matter what is said, no matter who you are, it's all forgotten and over with if you let it be. Just like with many of the other assholes here. I guess it's the Honor Among Assholes thing. Some people never let it go. Perfect example in ZBF.

[Fathom Zero]

WHAT IS GOING ON

WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND MUSIC AND GIRLS

[Zomboid]

Because you keep fucking up the talk about girls, you faggot.

[Fathom Zero]

Short haired girls are perfection, man. We can all agreeeeee on that.

[Tadao]

BE COOL OR BE CAST OUT

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My work banned me from here on the work computer. I think its because dicks touch each other.

[Tadao]

Seems to me it's Chemistry

[The Leader]

Why is this happening?

[Fathom Zero]

Tadao, did you like Snakes and Arrows at all?

[Zomboid]

Short haired girls are perfection, man. We can all agreeeeee on that.

They're disgusting. I blocked an ex girlfriend on Facebook because I didn't feel like even seeing her name, but I recently unblocked her (for the minimum 48 hour wait in-between blocks) to see if she was going to a party that some school friends were throwing. Well, she was, but I figured since I unblocked her, I might as well check to see if she got fat or anything. She didn't get fat, but she cut her hair short, so just as good, because she looks like a retard. That was something she'd wanted to do when we were together, but I told her it'd be ugly and I wouldn't be able to get boners anymore.

[Tadao]

What is that? I don't even think I wanna know. :(

[Fathom Zero]

psssssssssssssssssssh

[kahljorn]

tonight i find out if i got accepted into Berkeley or not. I kind of hope I didn't so its easier to decide which university to attend.

[Tadao]

I hope not! I'd hate to see you learn to become more pretentious!

[kahljorn]

is that the case

[Tadao]

I just found the Dalmatian vids, Fucking hell if we arean't beutiful Californians. :eek

[Esuohlim]

I'm obviously going to have to chime in and side with FZ on short hair but also I'm gay, so

[Zomboid]

I AM DISCUSSING THIS ISSUE AT LENGTH ON FACEBOOK, AND A FRIEND POSTED THIS LINK: http://thechive.com/2012/04/03/are-you-a-fan-of-the-short-hair-35-photos/

[Tadao]

I'm a fan of any hair on bitches that look hot.

[Tadao]

_tiOMu_Bf8Q

[Tadao]

AM I IN YOUR FACE ENOUGH TO LOVE ME? ~ Babality Pancake Stupid Fucking I.D. That You Can't Hide From

[Tadao]

5Tq-UsaRchI

[Tadao]

LOVE ME

[Esuohlim]

I AM DISCUSSING THIS ISSUE AT LENGTH ON FACEBOOK, AND A FRIEND POSTED THIS LINK: http://thechive.com/2012/04/03/are-you-a-fan-of-the-short-hair-35-photos/

Most of these girls are attractive, but then you get some shitty ones that are trying too hard to look like effeminate teenage dudes (#10) or effeminate teenage dudes from the 80s (#31) or Jason Schwartzman (#16).

[Fathom Zero]

I LIKE THAT LINK

[Esuohlim]

I got dibs on #29, fucker

Also I think even a fag like Zomboid would like #14

[Fathom Zero]

#4 for all the money

[captain516]

10=Guitar Woman

[Esuohlim]

I hope not! I'd hate to see you learn to become more pretentious!

Oh is this the week of you shitting on both education and lack of education :eek

[kahljorn]

hahaah oh shit i forgot about that

[Babs]

AM I IN YOUR FACE ENOUGH TO LOVE ME? ~ Babality Pancake Stupid Fucking I.D. That You Can't Hide From

I'm not as big of a faggot as I used to be where every post I made was a pathetically embarassing attempt to fit in.

[Tadao]

Oh is this the week of you shitting on both education and lack of education :eek

:eek I've been cornered.

[Tadao]

It's 9pm and I already have a hang over. WTF did I do today :( Thank god I didn't have to go out in public.

[Esuohlim]

:eek I've been cornered.

That's right you have been chess.commed yet again

[Fathom Zero]

ZC04J1a7iVU

[Babs]

Honestly, all my the baby babs bullshit aside. Tadao, can I please PM you? I really need your advice and I won't be a nigg3r.

[Tadao]

no

[Dimnos]

Babs, there is always the ask Willie thread.

[LordSappington]

I stopped breathing for about 30 minutes, but I'm out of the hospital early, and kicking some ass at recovery! Just need to get used to having one balance nerve, and for my head to stop spinning 24/7.

[Big McLargehuge]

You are doomed to forever walk in a circle.

[Otto]

I think I might have sleep apnea :(

I don't want to have to wear a doofy machine to bed every night.

[Otto]

tonight i find out if i got accepted into Berkeley or not. I kind of hope I didn't so its easier to decide which university to attend.

I decided to drop out of college. I'm just going to spend my days selling my plasma and huffing air-duster.

[kahljorn]

nice

is there a lot of money in huffing air-dusters?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think I might have sleep apnea :(

I don't want to have to wear a doofy machine to bed every night.

a vacuum cleaner on your dick?

[Otto]

Well, I tend to go with "pressure-controlled tube," but if you want to say it like a stupid person, go ahead.

[Zhukov]

I've been taking a certificate II media course, and today I had to do a presentation in front of the rest of the class. I was required to find two people in community radio, then use them as case studies on a topic that is an "issue" in local radio stations.

I originally got a week extension on it, because I was lazy and didn't do it, then my teacher went on holiday, and I ended up with another week.

Today I decided to start it, so I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.

I feel invincible.

[Colonel Flagg]

[...] I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.

Does this remind anyone else of "Sneakers"?

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[kahljorn]

haha whats funny is if you get caught you could potentially be expelled

:lol

[kahljorn]

Does this remind anyone else of "Sneakers"?
can you make your avatar robert redford

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've been taking a certificate II media course, and today I had to do a presentation in front of the rest of the class. I was required to find two people in community radio, then use them as case studies on a topic that is an "issue" in local radio stations.

I originally got a week extension on it, because I was lazy and didn't do it, then my teacher went on holiday, and I ended up with another week.

Today I decided to start it, so I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.

I feel invincible.

I can't wait for her to invite them to your school to see what you sound like with scottish accents.

[Kitsa]

It has all the makings of a comedy of errors.

[kahljorn]

I can't wait for her to invite them to your school to see what you sound like with scottish accents.

and the different disguises

my suggestion:
sherlock holmes
tall foreign woman

nobody would suspect anything

or since they're scottish you can even wear pretty the sam disguise by weaing kilts however the primary difference will be that the woman will have a smaller moustache

[Zhukov]

haha whats funny is if you get caught you could potentially be expelled

:lol

I wont get caught. Unless she seduces me and makes me admit what I did.

That is likely.

[Colonel Flagg]

can you make your avatar robert redford

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq261/doc-science/th_Robert-Redford.jpg

[Colonel Flagg]

I think the resemblance speaks for itself. :x

[Colonel Flagg]

Without the hair. :(

[Dimnos]

I wont get caught. Unless she seduces me and makes me admit what I did.

That is likely.

You should hit on her as one of these fictitious Scots.

[Otto]

I'm pissed off because I have to go back to work tomorrow, but at the same time I met a guy that offered to sell me psilocybin, so as long as I don't majorly fuck up, I'll be tripping on shrooms soon.

[Fathom Zero]

W90PfDaRyZA

Any love for Screaming Lord Sutch perchance?

[captain516]

Chojin I saw this comic And I instantly thought of you
http://heahea.org/img/1645-Skinny_vs_fat_guys.jpg

[Aaarg]

can i talk about i=mockery here??? can i mention that i hate whenever i see the name of keith apocethary or whatever??????? because i do.fuck that guy

[Aaarg]

also that straight-edge dude in the comic is having sex and smoking cigarettes

[Babs]

Keith's apothecary

[Esuohlim]

KNOW HOW TO EAT

[Big McLargehuge]

;).



Fat pride.

[Chojin]

http://www.naafaonline.com/dev2/

[Dimnos]

Somehow I'm a little shocked by that.

[Kitsa]

I was in line at Walmart behind three people who would be classified as way morbidly obese. I don't want to be an asshole about it, but they weren't exactly confounding stereotypes. The first person had two carts that were literally spilling over with bags of chips, boxes of snack cakes and cartons of soda. She didn't even bother to lift the soda out of the cart so the cashier could scan it- cashier had to come around with the gun and sift through the cart scanning things the customer couldn't be bothered to put on the belt.

The second person had a kid who was grabbing random candy bars off the displays, opening them, and eating them. I had plenty of time to watch, because Walmart only had two fucking registers open and the other option wasn't any better. The kid ate three candy bars and the mom just said, "Keep the wrapper so we can tell her what you ate."

The third was on a motorized cart, which she randomly backed into me because she was on a cellphone and not paying a damn bit of attention. She kept blabbing on the cell and didn't even acknowledge the cashier or bother to put anything on the belt, which was within easy reach. The cashier had to lean over to pick up the 20 or so premade sub sandwiches out of the basket.

So yeah, there are a lot of assumptions based on weight but these people weren't the greatest ambassadors. Of course, it was Walmart.

[Colonel Flagg]

:puke

[Esuohlim]

It's like there's one collective Walmart and every store in the country has a front door that teleports you there. I've been to a Walmart in one of the most upscale neighborhoods in the state, probably the country, and the same horrible, horrible stereotypical people you'd see in any other Walmart are shopping there. Unsettling.

[Zhukov]

We Come in All Sizes
No we don't. We come in roughly similar sizes, and then some people add a shitload more onto that that they shouldn't.


Fat people don't phase me unless they're being wankers, like the ones Kitsa always meets.

[Kitsa]

I remember seeing a dad kick his kid's ass in the middle of the school supply aisle once and that was a pretty classy Walmart experience.

I was sort of on the fringe of the situation but this dad was being an idiot with his middle-school aged kid, kept shoving him with a binder that had a horse on it and saying he should get that because he was a horse's ass. I didn't even know parents called their kids horse's asses, or that anyone even used that term anymore, but this guy did. The kid eventually asked his dad to be quiet and that's when the guy picked the kid up by his shirt and slammed his head into the metal display racks.

I'm not really clear on what happened after that because there were a lot of people on it but I'm really hoping the guy got his ass stomped.

[Zhukov]

Oh man. I wish we had Walmart here. We have a similar thing, called Big W, which is basically Walmart, but something tells me that it takes a certain je ne sais quoi to attract the mentals that I really want to see.

[Kitsa]

For that crowd it's more a je ne sais pas thing.

I think it's just a gleaming beacon that draws a certain type there like moths to a flame. Sort of like all-you-can-eat buffets, which I also loathe.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

A friend of mine put a nice image in my head about all you can eat buffets (while eating at one, of course). He told me about this huge ass black lady he saw in front of him getting some mashed potatoes. The lady reached over the gravy, and scooped up some of 'dem taters. Well the lady was sweating pretty bad, and he said he swore that he saw a couple of drops of sweat slide down her arm and into the gravy.

Tasty.

Bastard ruined my meal too. Fucker.

[Kitsa]

I'm sure that happens, and worse.

I went to one buffet that had one of those self-serve ice cream machines. A man was holding his kid on his hip and talking to someone. The kid had her finger up her nose. Then she reached out and put the same finger up the nozzle of the machine, then stuck it in her mouth, then back into her nose...and the process repeated a couple of times.

I already wasn't in love with the place because of random rubberbands in my noodles but that really tipped it in.

[kahljorn]

It's like there's one collective Walmart and every store in the country has a front door that teleports you there. I've been to a Walmart in one of the most upscale neighborhoods in the state, probably the country, and the same horrible, horrible stereotypical people you'd see in any other Walmart are shopping there. Unsettling.

was it a sunday?

cuz poor families love to get dressed up in their sunday best and goto the nice walmart

[Dimnos]

Never eat at buffets for those exact reasons. Never.

I have never seen any of these kinds of people in Walmart. Probably because the few times I have had to shop at a walmart, I kept my head down and got out as fast as I could.

Also... Rich upscale people dont like to clean their shit, there are always lesser types around to do that. Wherever you find "classy" people, you find scum too.

[Colonel Flagg]

I went to one buffet that had one of those self-serve ice cream machines. A man was holding his kid on his hip and talking to someone. The kid had her finger up her nose. Then she reached out and put the same finger up the nozzle of the machine, then stuck it in her mouth, then back into her nose...and the process repeated a couple of times.

Time for lunch .... :x

[kahljorn]

most of the wealthy people i knew acted like they were poorer than poor people. This one lady bought steaks from the dollar store.

[Esuohlim]

I've got a friend who's been poor all his life and now as an engineer he's suddenly making more money than he knows what to do with, but he still eats Ramen for lunch and sleeps on a twin-bed mattress on the floor and buys clothes at Target

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

most of the wealthy people i knew acted like they were poorer than poor people. This one lady bought steaks from the dollar store.

But philly steakums and cheese are delicious. Slather some A1 and you're good to go.

[Aaarg]

oh my god i forgot steakums existed.

i grew up eating awful food.

so glad i'll never eat hamburger helper again.

[kahljorn]

haha wow i hate hamburger helper and i really hate tuna helper and part of why i hate tuna helper is because people think that it is acceptable

[Dimnos]

I like the cheesy potato hamburger helper you dicks.

[Esuohlim]

"The hamburger helper glove gave me a handjob" - Thrash0's next post

[Colonel Flagg]

:lol

[Zhukov]

Hamburger helper looks disgusting. Who the fuck needs help creating pasta or hamburgers? They are two of the easiest meals to prepare.

Once again you fat, ugly, lazy Americans astound me. Swine.

[Esuohlim]

We americans sometimes eat hamburger helper right out of the box when we can't be bothered to use a stove

[Big McLargehuge]

Hamburger helper looks disgusting. Who the fuck needs help creating pasta or hamburgers? They are two of the easiest meals to prepare.

Once again you fat, ugly, lazy Americans astound me. Swine.

I knew a girl from Tasmania and her mom would send her care packages that contained a product called "Burger Rings". They were delicious and we shared a bag.

[Zhukov]

I have an aversion to MSG, so I can't eat Burger Rings, but I used to, and I know that they are delicious.

If I ever get you as a secret santa or something akin, I'll send you some.

[Kitsa]

Zhukov sends excellent presents.

I can't deal with MSG either. Felt like it was giving my heart a seizure.

[Babs]

Except his packages always have to disclose what's inside. God damn customs.

[Aaarg]

you know the worst part about hamburger helper, tuna helper, and whatever other helper spin-offs they've made?

how fucking many they've made.

hanging tags for HELPR always took forever because there's like 40 of them and it's all the same shit.

fat fuck goddamn

[Kitsa]

I dunno, since I cut out meat and dairy it almost feels like detox. I tried eating chicken yesterday and felt flat-out gross and sick afterwards.

In a man, that would be called pussification but it's ok because I'm a girl.

[Tadao]

THAT'S DEBATABLE

[Kitsa]

you got a problem with me, bunnyman?

[kahljorn]

I knew a girl from Tasmania and her mom would send her care packages that contained a product called "Burger Rings". They were delicious and we shared a bag.

perhaps you should post a picture of these cheeseburger rings

[Tadao]

HOW RARE THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE

[Tadao]

So, I just watched Top Shot S04 E07 and realized I need to bring my id down again. 20 years ago I tried to kill my id and it went as well as expected. I did become a way more balanced person though. Watching that episode just reminded me that it can spring out like a mexican on meth.

[Fathom Zero]

ME VS. ME - TADAO EDITION

[Tadao]

I bet my wife wont like it. :(

[kahljorn]

So, I just watched Top Shot S04 E07 and realized I need to bring my id down again. 20 years ago I tried to kill my id and it went as well as expected. I did become a way more balanced person though. Watching that episode just reminded me that it can spring out like a mexican on meth.

hm yes, i likeed xenogears too

[Tadao]

I never played it. Or maybe I did in real life :eek

PRO TIP!

Do not try to kill your id with LSD and self-loathing! THIS IS A COMMON MISTAKE!

[kahljorn]

by the time i reached the final confrontation with id i had already vastly out-leveled him and he was basically pathetic and stood no chance against my level 3 combosand shit.

[Kitsa]

I can no longer tell if these are psychoanalytical or gaming references

[Fathom Zero]

2up7su7CeMU

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm glad I opened the chat thread while browning the beef for hamburger helper. You fucks.

Also MCA died >:

[Tadao]

2up7su7CeMU

I love jerking to that vid, also MCA :(

[kahljorn]

I can no longer tell if these are psychoanalytical or gaming references

both. the game has psychoanalytical references like you have to defeat his id
thats why its so hilarious to only me :(

[Zhukov]

I'm really bummed about Adam Yauch. He has been a big part of my life. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Earlier I listened to License to Ill and cried. :(

[Zhukov]

This is the only time I've ever gotten actually upset over a 'celebrity' death. I guess I know how MJ fans felt, now.

Yeah, I was listening to my Beastie Boys songs, and I cried when 'Something's Got To Give' came on.

[Fathom Zero]

:|

[AChimp]

Pussies.

[kahljorn]

somebodfy from the beastie boys died?

damn just when i was starting to find their music bearable :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Happy free comic book day!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Happy cinco de drunko >:

[Kitsa]

our local mexican restaurant is giving out free cinco de mayo shirts that say FREE GAS WITH EVERY MEAL

I was kind of surprised they went that route but maybe it was the ironic t shirt thing

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Saturday night and there is a zero fucking asshole count here.

[Kitsa]

I tried to watch the meteor shower and failed miserably, maintaining my unblemished record of failed attempts to watch meteor showers.

[Esuohlim]

Someone was murdered at the Kentucky Derby. Whoops!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/horseracing/9249262/Kentucky-Derby-murder-mystery.html

[Fathom Zero]

That sounds like something Fletch would investigate.

[kahljorn]

i got a popup for this site i think or i have some kind of adware.

it was for a dating site and one of the girls names was thebombpussy and another was newboobs

also the site was called hornymatches.com

[Tadao]

A pussy bomb sounds icky

[Fathom Zero]

A friend threatened suicide last night because of finals and so I was with him all night and morning, consequently making me miss my final. Fuck him. I have never been filled with such rage.

[kahljorn]

you could prolly get a retake for thata since you could call it an emergency and what not but thats prety gay especially on your part :lol

now you should go around acting like you want to commit suicide because you missed your final

[kahljorn]

also mysister and this mullet wearingdude she brought over last night inadvertently killed a baby possum and its the most heart-wrenching thing ever maybe even worse than when brad pitt got shot :(

it looks like a little baby zebra puppy :(

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, I should've just let him kill himself.

This is ludicrous.

[Tadao]

suicide is the ultimate final, he failed it

[kahljorn]

u missed yoru final because he was nervous about his final thats fuckin retarded

what the hell is wrong with this guy is he gay or something why would he want a dude to keep him company like that did he cry on your shoulder all night

[Fathom Zero]

I dunno if he'd cop to that, but he was bawling last night. Really ugly. I bought him ice cream.

[Esuohlim]

u missed yoru final because he was nervous about his final thats fuckin retarded

what the hell is wrong with this guy is he gay or something why would he want a dude to keep him company like that did he cry on your shoulder all night

Lol

Fathom this is why you study for finals alone so you don't keep getting roped into suicide watches

[kahljorn]

he didnt even get a free watch he had to buy his girlfriend icecream

[Fathom Zero]

The professor let me take it in his office about an hour ago.

CRISIS AVERTED

[Esuohlim]

Your professor is a pussy too then

[Fathom Zero]

YUPS

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO FAIL THIS NONSENSE

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.stabsantacruz.com/

lol stab-o-meter

[Kitsa]

I have a migraine hangover and start my next class in 9 hrs

should be great

[Tadao]

http://www.stabsantacruz.com/

lol stab-o-meter

Like I said, lots of meth there. :eek

[Aaarg]

:xmas3 you know what sucks about w33d? building a tolerance. :xmas3

[Tadao]

You know what really sucks about weed? Losing that tolerance and never being able to smoke it ever again forevers

[Esuohlim]

Hey Thrash0 and elx, your state is pretty gay

[Aaarg]

(hey mine too)

i'm sure where they live had plenty of people on both sides

where i live everybody had yard signs VOTE FOR MARRIAGE and i haven't wanted to leave my house for weeks

[Aaarg]

i've never wanted to burn down a church as much as i did when i first noticed "REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR MARRIAGE - ONE MAN, ONE WOMAN - ON MAY 8TH" on a church sign.

but then i noticed it on several more and decided i'd just burn down myself.

[Esuohlim]

I don't understand why marriage is such a hot issue anyway. You always hear arguments like "if gays can marry each other, then what's next? People marrying their pets?!"

There are holes all over that argument as it is, but in all honesty if some dude wants to marry his realdoll then why should anyone else give a goddamn fuck about it

People are too righteous about really really dumb shit

[Aaarg]

yeah they are. it's pretty disgusting.

and i know that stupid idiot bigots are everywhere, but maaaaaaaan, it seems to be... everybody in this town.

[Fathom Zero]

I wrote my last paper on the Calypso yesterday.

I had a class on the Calypso.

It's as good as it sounds.

f44ZjC9BWZM

[Esuohlim]

I'm continuing my futile efforts to enjoy music in the "post rock" genre. I have friends who spaz over that stuff. It's barely a step above ambient. :SNORE

[kahljorn]

you mean like neurosis and godspeed you black emperor?

[Esuohlim]

and Explosions in the Sky and Mogwai and Tortoise and Mono and it's all about the CRESCENDOS man.

[kahljorn]

i hated mogwai and tortoise i think though

when you say its all about the crescendos do you mean they are a good band or are you being sarcastic

[Fathom Zero]

qujyWV641Bc

[Aaarg]

mogwai has 3 good albums but they're mostly good for sleeping and being woken up by some loud obnoxious noise and exclaiming "fuck mogwai" before going back to sleep

but then they released like 5 albums that all sound the goddamn same

the first explosions album is pretty good. godspeed has one or two good songs.

overall post-rock is post-boring.


furthermore,
http://static.thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2012/05/states.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

boooo gays

[Kitsa]

The City of Dayton came up with a "domestic partnership registry" and I can never understand how the hell that's supposed to work when one tier of government says it's ok and a higher tier doesn't.

[Aaarg]

hey queers you can "pretend marry" in dayton!!!!!!

i love how pa is standing so strong against all of its faggot-friendly neighbors. dear pennsylvania - get fucked.

[Colonel Flagg]

From the state that gave the Republicans Rick Santorum. :(

[Aaarg]

and gave the liberals "santorum"

almost a fair deal

[Esuohlim]

when you say its all about the crescendos do you mean they are a good band or are you being sarcastic

I mean that the point of these bands seems to entirely be based around a steady build-up throughout the whole song until the end, which a couple of my friends cream their pants over but I find it uninteresting.

[Esuohlim]

For the longest time I've tried to stay impartial about my political views. And while I still find things wrong with both sides, it's getting to the point where I feel that social conservatives are completely and objectively wrong. They just are. Usually I can justify a point of view, but they're wrong.

Maybe not about the guns, though, that's a grey area.

[Kitsa]

I'm a social liberal and fiscal conservative, but I've noticed when I'm around people they just tend to believe, or want to believe, that I'm whatever they are so I just go with that and let them bounce all their talk about "those idiots" off me without specifically calling me an idiot or thinking I've betrayed them somehow.

[Aaarg]

yeah some co-worker was talking about "stupid atheists" and i was like "hey now, i'm a stupid atheist." fuck.

i'm left socially and economically! :D

[captain516]

I'm gonna get a Welsh Corgi.
Internet girls fucking love Welsh Corgis.

[Dimnos]

I believe in god; but even I have to admit that if you are going to attach the word "stupid" to one of those groups, I dont think its the atheists. :\

[Dimnos]

I'm gonna get a Welsh Corgi.
Internet girls fucking love Welsh Corgis.

The only person I know who loves corgis also loves cock...

[captain516]

If I were a lesbian that would be bad news!
But I'm not, I'm not a lesbian.
at least, not anymore..

[captain516]

If Tadao were here he'd post a picture of Corgis doing cutesy shit, I bet.

[Tadao]

http://cdn.srslycute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Roller-Corgi-dog.jpg

[captain516]

I should get like 4 of those and attach them to a chariot

[Kitsa]

You said corgis and the first thing I thought of was Elizabeth II wanting you.

[Aaarg]

http://klimp.dk/glown/wolfspider2.jpg
cute.

[Kitsa]

octomom

[Aaarg]

aaaaaahh

[Big McLargehuge]

This is a bush knife I made in my black smithing class. Her name is Snikt.


http://www2.picturepush.com/photo/a/8235620/220/8235620.jpg (http://picturepush.com/public/8235620)

[Zhukov]

Cool knife. Seriously.


That spider is disgusting.

[Esuohlim]

Cool knife. Seriously.

The correct answer from you here was "You call that a knife?"

I will now have to ask you to relinquish your zugs

[Tadao]

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[Fathom Zero]

I had my wisdom teeth ripped out of my head and now I won't stop bleeding.

[Tadao]

You finally hit puberty! HURRAY!

[Otto]

I never had to get my wisdom teeth removed? DID I NEVER HIT PUBERTY?! OH GOD ALL THE THINGS I'VE MISSED.

[Fathom Zero]

People just get them removed all willy-nilly, when they sometimes don't cause problems for certain people. My friend never had his removed and he doesn't need to. I'm not sure I did, either, but the dentist was $250 a tooth sure.

[Fathom Zero]

I got a kickass bottle of painkillers, too, but I don't need them, so I think I'll sell them when I get back to school.

[Kitsa]

I still have my wisdom teeth, but my 12 year molars were all radiated and fucked so I'm minus 2 of those. I had a Valium and versed drip and it was delightful.

[Big McLargehuge]

Versed has saved me from a few stressful pre-op waits. It also apparently makes me tell the truth.

[Dimnos]

Demerol.

[Kitsa]

More than once I've wished for a Valium versed drip on an Iv cart I can just wheel around with me. Don't care at the time, don't remember it later- perfect formula.

[Tadao]

I think I want to break my back so that I can lay in a morphine induced comma watching the survivor reunion and groping nurses.

[Esuohlim]

Every time I go to the dentist I'm told "we should probably get those wisdom teeth out next time". Twice a year for the last 6 years.

[Tadao]

The government is trying to make people into drooling drug addict sheep by removing your wisdom teeth.

http://sshomestead.com/wp-content/uploads/Fluoride.gif

[Fathom Zero]

I got vicodin. :eek

I think I'll just take some ibuprofen and get the fucking swelling down. It's making it a bitch to eat.

[Kitsa]

They gave me Dilaudid for something once and that was an experience. When people talked, their words stretched out and rippled and snapped like ribbons in the wind. Also, I made up a language in my head and it was hilarious to me.

A lot of people go on about how great Fentanyl is, but it never did much for me.

Normally I just turn down all that stuff and take Excedrin. But they don't want you taking aspirin if your mouth is bleeding.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I need to get my fucking wisdom teeth out. I have 6 and they're aggravating.

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Fathom Zero]

AGH THE SWELLING AGH THE CAN'T OPEN MY MOUTH ANYMORE AGH WHY CAN'T I BITE THIS ICE CREAM SANDWICH

[Esuohlim]

It's because you're a pussy, son :alignright

[Colonel Flagg]

Speaking of drugs, what's this I hear about scopolamine being used to turn people into zombies?

[Aaarg]

speaking of wisdom teeth, how much would it cost to have one removed without insurance?

because one of mine (i have three!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm highly evolved!!!!!!!!!! i guess i'm about to have two, but not naturally) is definitely falling apart. doesn't hurt, but a big chunk definitely broke off a few nights ago and now i have a very sharp tooth in the back of my mouth.

[Kitsa]

I'm not sure about wisdom teeth, but the going rate for having a molar pulled around here is $200-300.

[Aaarg]

yux. i guess that's not so bad.

do you think it would higher or lower in an area with a high concentration of smokeless tobacco users and meth-heads?

living costs are dirt cheap because living sucks.

[Kitsa]

could be.

[Zhukov]

My teeth are perfect and I don't take painkillers

:picklehat

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/Dc3nD.jpg

[Zhukov]

But yeah, I do take massive amounts of fluoride.

[Guitar Woman]

Speaking of drugs, what's this I hear about scopolamine being used to turn people into zombies?

Scopolamine is one of the principal deliriant alkaloids found in datura stramonium, commonly known as jimson weed or loco weed, easily the most powerful deliriant drug in the history of ever. It's believed that it might be useful as both a truth serum and a zombie drug (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopolamine#Criminal_use_and_urban_legends) because if you gave it to someone and asked them questions or told them to do shit, they'd be far, far too fucked up to know not to tell you or to argue with you. The downside is that they could easily be too fucked up to even hear you, so most real-world instances of datura/scopolamine poisoning involve people being drugged, robbed/whatever, and tossed into a ditch. Even if it works as a truth serum, it's going to be far from reliable due to the effects of the drug, and probably nobody's going to check because making a person eat this stuff just to test a stupid urban myth wouldn't be nice at all.

The short of what it actually does is, basically, all of the "bad acid trips" you see portrayed in the movies where characters run around getting chased by imaginary monsters and watching maggots crawl out of their noses? Datura actually does stuff like this. You'll see, hear, feel, taste, smell, and generally interact with shit that isn't there, commonly creepy shit like rats, spiders, giant spiders, dinosaurs, shadow people, and shit that looks like it belongs in Silent Hill. The cultist drug mentioned in the first SH game, White Claudia, is a pretty clear analogue to datura. I've never tried datura itself, but I have tripped on weaker deliriants before, and I would describe the experience as "like visiting Silent Hill while drunk." The really fun part is that, save for fleeting moments of clarity, users often completely forget that they have taken drugs at all, and will be unable to tell whether the army of scorpions crawling out of the eyes of the painting of baby Jesus are real or not. All told, this is an extremely unpleasant class of drugs.

Fun facts about datura: the high has been reported as lasting for about three days, and unless watched and cared for users will typically wander far away from their starting point and either end up naked and covered in shit in a ditch in Mexico, or in the hospital. The potency of the alkaloids in datura varies from batch to batch, making it difficult to judge doses properly. It'll kill the shit out of you if you take too much, or if you decide to try driving after taking it, which is entirely possible because you'll be so fucked up under this stuff that you won't even know not to play in your own shit.

It's also unscheduled in a lot of places, which is hilarious. http://www.erowid.org/plants/datura/datura_law.shtml

[Aaarg]

lol linking to erowid
lol erowid
ha ha ha ha ha


one of my girlfriend's kids is a vocal agitatin' hyperchristian and he hit another kid or something and she asked what his problem was and he said the other kid threw something at him or whatever i don't remember these details all i know is that my girlfriend asked him "well why didn't you turn the other cheek, HUH?!"

[Tadao]

I heard something a few years back about a zombie powder blown in peoples faces. I quickly ignored it.

[Fathom Zero]

There are various neurological toxins you can get from plants that do that to people. Haitians get the famous rap for it, but things like that have their apothecarial roots in Africa, obviously.

:blackliteraturestudiescourselastsemester

[Kitsa]

I think some of the prions can do it too.