I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

I'm playing that Cyber Nations (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=22961) game, and I'm playing around with the map, & I notice I can zoom right into my house. :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/pubshouse.jpg

I've used Google maps before to look for my old house in the UK, but it barely got into the town.

Hang on...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/broadfield.jpg

Here we go. I mean WTGDH? haha willie. No seriously, why can I zoom in closer to a place only ten people live than somewhere millions live? Stupid terrorists, I bet. >:

[GADZOOKS]

Which house is yours?

[Esuohlim]

Which house is his parents', rather :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

Hey, let's be fair! He may live in a beach house. That's almost independent.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/pubshouseringed.jpg
I owned it between September 2003 & January 2004. :(

Then I sold it to my parents so I could buy a car. :rolleyes

Then my shitty brother-in-law crashed the car. :lol ... >

[Pub Lover]

That was meant to be an angry face at the end there, because I'm not happy about him being my brother-in-law or that he crashed the car. :(

[Pub Lover]

That might be Sept '02 & Jan '03. I don't remember the last few years too good. :(

[Pub Lover]

Politicly i've always had a LOT of respect for Blair. If I lived in England I'd vote for him. I know he takes a lot of flack but i do admire him greatly, iraq or no iraq.
Idiot.

[executioneer]

i don't know why google maps does that, i mean downtown olympia is super blurry but most of lacey has crystal clear images :/

google maps you should talk to the thurston county geodata (http://www.geodata.org/) people they've got some hi-quality aerial maps available for freeee ;(

[executioneer]

PS LONG -122.80903 LAT 47.02231 2003 AERIAL PHOTOS SADMOBIEL NEVER 3GET :(

[Fathom Zero]

James LaBrie of Dream Theater sounds a bit like Getty Lee.

[executioneer]

more like estelle getty

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit that was seriously what I was going to post. :(

[Esuohlim]

I downloaded Google Earth just so I could find my house and then I haven't used it since.

[Chojin]

same here!

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/garf01.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

I wanted to see what the great wall of china looked like and I wans't impressed :(

[executioneer]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/garf01.jpg

haha jon just saw the picture of pat's d*ck :lol

[executioneer]

(IF ACHEWOOD WAS IN NEWSPAPERS THAT IS)

[executioneer]

ps garfield is smiling because he saw the picture of the d*ck and he totally liked to see it (garfield is a fag)

[Mockery]

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[Chojin]

http://almostaverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/oreilly-cable-zinger-001_00.jpg

[Mockery]

http://almostaverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/oreilly-cable-zinger-001_00.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/al.gif
I DON'T THINK SO TIM :tear
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/karn.jpg

[Mockery]

http://almostaverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/oreilly-cable-zinger-001_00.jpg

[executioneer]

http://www.detroitbadboys.com/images/balki.jpg

DONT BE THE MOST REDICULOUS ITEM OF THE DAY, COUSIN LARRY

[GADZOOKS]

So what is it?

[Seven Force]

http://www.detroitbadboys.com/images/balki.jpg

DONT BE THE MOST REDICULOUS ITEM OF THE DAY, COUSIN LARRY

Awww great now I gotta find a torrent of that too. :(

[executioneer]

but you can watch it in xtra low rez on aol tv

[Esuohlim]

It's better than nothing I suppose. :(

[Fathom Zero]

OMG I'm watching "Chase" on the Fox Movie Channel.

[executioneer]

hahaha two funny things i noticed just now when i looked at tim allen's imdb page

#1: his real name is tim allen DICK :lol

#2: right before home improvement started, he was in a movie that dealt heavily with the subject of DRUG TRAFFICKING :lol

[executioneer]

number three is, man does tim allen ever look like an ugly lesbian

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2907/Events/2907/TimAllen_Grani_4574225_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Allen,%20Tim%20(I)

[GADZOOKS]

Oh man, that reminds of when I was talking to Mr. Adventure about Home Improvement fanfictions and Mr. Adventure kept refering to him as Tim Dick. I didn't get it until now :(

[Seven Force]

number three is, man does tim allen ever look like an ugly lesbian

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2907/Events/2907/TimAllen_Grani_4574225_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Allen,%20Tim%20(I)

He almost looks like my high school typing teacher. :eek

[Seven Force]

Who is a woman. :(

She wasn't a dyke though.

[Rongi]

SF, what the hell is your avatar from? It looks like a Todd McFarlane toy or something.

[Seven Force]

It's Robbie Rotten from Lazytown.

[Esuohlim]

I was watching E! True Hollywood Story: Home Improvement on Saturday and found all this out.

Tim Allen owns a car wash in my city. :(

[GADZOOKS]

Mr. adventure wants to know how do you phonetically spell out the TIM ALLEN GRUNT.

AUOOOOOOO?

GAUGHOOOUGH?

UGHWOOOO?

What do you kids think? I emailed Tim Allen and whoever is the closest wins a prize.

[Seven Force]

AUGHOOOUGH

[Pub Lover]

Guys, Seven Force just gave me a link to this guy's site (http://www.ulillillia.us/mainindex.shtml).

Fuck. I'm that guy. :(

I'm going to go jump up and down outside, because that is something that fat fuck wouldn't do. >:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.ulillillia.us/images/workingonmy2Dgamethumb.jpg
The current cycle has been practically unchanged since I graduated from high school.

I wake up. If I have a new dream I can document, I write details on it first.
I either watch TV or go on my computer. For TV, usually, I check to see if anything is on of interest. If nothing is on, I then go on my computer.
I browse the forums I frequent (mainly now just the Gamestudio forums).
When the forums are "cleaned out", I then do other things, usually typing up some documents in the background waiting for anything new, working on my games I'm developing, or some other rare thing.
I go to bed. In bed, I write details on what has been going on during the day that I can recall as being worthy.


Since high school graduation, this has been almost unchanged. With all the dreams I have and that I want more (300 is high and tempting to me), I began writing details on them. Also, from my blog, I write down details on what's been happening day by day. The part with simply waking up, TV, the forums, and simply going to bed are otherwise the same. How exciting can you get? Since 2001, I've lost interest in video games. Since I have no transportation, I can't go out and do anything.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! :eek

[Seven Force]

Finally I can go to Wal-mart again! It's been 20 months or so since I last was in any Wal-mart. Earlier, the older Wal-mart had mirrors all over the place blocking 99% of my access. The only area I could go was maybe just the first 40 square feet into the entrance and not any further. Now that the Wal-mart Supercenter has been opened up, there are no mirrors at all on the ceiling. Although there are some, it's nothing compared to the old one. Rather than 99% of the store being blocked, it's maybe just 2% at the high end and this store has double the area. The ceiling is 18 feet high instead of about 11 (if I recall correctly - back then I didn't know my 45-degree-angle trick). Rather than something like 250 by 150 feet of area, this new one is more around 400 by 250 feet. I was amazed at how big it is and is the largest building in town after the mall (and maybe Menard's), in terms of floor space that is.

[Seven Force]

http://www.ulillillia.us/images/muddreamanimationtop.gif
http://www.ulillillia.us/images/muddreamanimationbottom.gif
A replicated animated scene from one of my top favorite mud dreams.

What are your mud dreams?

[executioneer]

pub lover, no offense and all (i mean i still DO think of you as a creepy shut-in guy) but you are so not in that guy's league

i mean

http://www.ulillillia.us/images/howtoliteafirework.gif, come on

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/957467188_l.jpg

[Pub Lover]

So, I was out in the sun jumping around, then I landed badly and twisted my ankle, which is exactly what would happen to El Mulleto, and that made me feel pretty crappy as I hobbled inside.

pub lover, no offense and all but you are so not in that guy's league
Thanks, Willie. :)

That really cheered me up. :)


i mean i still DO think of you as a creepy shut-in guy
:lol

Well, cheered me up a little. :x

[executioneer]

i'm a creepy shut-in guy most of the time too i know what's what when it comes to that

[Pub Lover]

:lol

We should start a club. :(

[Seven Force]

Although I eat quite a bit, the choice of foods to me is almost nothing. Between cheese pizzas (degreased as much as possible) and, less often, Hamburger Helper (cooked without the hamburger as I hate all meats), they comprise about 95% of what I eat. 4.5% is in snack foods and just recently cereal without milk but from the box. The remaining 0.5% is for that very rare other case. This 0.5% could be bread (a biscuit is the most common case minus the butter), candy, a grilled cheese sandwich, macaroni and cheese (Hamburger Helper's version (Cheeseburger Macaroni) tastes 5 times better.), and hardly anything else. According to my parents, I would eat almost everything when I was around 4 or 5 years old. Nowadays, cheese pizzas (88%) and Hamburger Helper (7%) make up my main meals every day. I eat once a day, but when I do eat, I eat a lot. I've eaten a whole two-pound pizza before (Red Baron's 4-cheese rising crust pizza to be exact).

[Pub Lover]

I've had this belief for nearly a decade (since at least 1996, possibly 1997). I've believed that on Jun 13, 2006, something special would happen, very special. This is only 6 months away now and it looks like, afterall, something will happen near this date. Predicted a decade ago with no real signs, somehow it seems surprisingly accurate. I've mentioned this in my blog a few times about Jun 13, 2006 being a special date. First, I thought it was my stories becoming a movie. This is now highly unlikely considering the time frames needed to make a movie (2 years I've heard). However, closeup and near completion is my first official game for sale. This game will likely be sold in February or even March of 2006. From the sales, however, well, that could be what the special thing is. I'm still pondering what it could be, if it happens at all.

Jun 13: Today's that day I predicted ten years ago! Woke up at 9:02 PM and went to bed at 4:33 PM. I also took a shower at the end of the day - annoying parents.

[ziggytrix]

wait... why does he say that mirrors on the ceiling blocked his access to walmart? i currently lack the patience to dig thru that chronicle of ostensibly harmless derangement. :(

[Seven Force]

He's scared of mirrors. Also, blue water

Blue water


This was the biggest of all my fears. It, like many others, originated from excessive video game playing. Back in the days I had this, the graphics were of very low quality and the water is extremely blue, although other colors were used, but most of the time it was blue. Often, in some games, if you jumped into it, you'd die immediately. Though, in some games, you could swim around in it without trouble, except the enemies in it, but the water itself didn't do anything. This fear originated a very long time ago. Because of it, the only water I could touch was so-called "white water", which was water from the bath, shower, and generally from the faucet. Any puddle, swimming pool, or outdoor body of water was considered "blue water" and if I ever touched it, I'd die.

However, thanks to some mysterious event, while I was at the YMCA camp in 1997 (starting on July 20), this is where this fear has ended. At the beginning, there was this swim test (for the rope swing). I couldn't believe how many humans went into the "blue water" and actually lived. I almost couldn't bear watching. I was afraid to get any closer than like 5 to 10 feet or so. On the next day, however, when it came to "pond" as it was called, I was to go swimming in a small pool of water. I told the counselors that I was afraid to touch the water as I believed it would kill me the moment I touched it. Somehow, I was able to conquer this fear. I can't explain how either. Since then, I didn't mind swimming, although I didn't know how. I eventually learned how to swim, figuring it out on my own, in a swimming pool. I only know one way to do it and I have quite studied treading water well enough. I'm still afraid of water today, but only very deep water (where I can't touch the bottom) and most humans that can't swim well have this. I still fear "blue water" in video games.

In the physical world, I've found the color of water to be something much more like a light gray than any other color. As far as I know, the color of water is E0E0E01030. This just means that it is 1/16 transparent and reflects 3/16 of the original image (meaning that it is quite scattered and diffused (unclear)

[Pub Lover]

why does he say that mirrors on the ceiling blocked his access to walmart?
This fear, the fear of mirrors, has been with me for over a decade and a half, since about 1988 or 1989. This fear prevents me from getting too much in the direct path of a mirror. However, I have no problem going in front of mirrors in my mind game or in video games, even seeing one head on as an image on a screen is okay as well. I've got one major example of a case in which I didn't have this fear.

The exact cause is not known.

[executioneer]

:lol

We should start a club. :(

hahaha sure let's have meetings at, uh

my house

[executioneer]

lol i'd be scared of mirrors too if i looked like that guy

[Pub Lover]

Let's say that I needed to go to a department store. Let's call this department store "The Mirror Maze Department Store". I need to get a few items for myself as well and need to follow my parents. Here's an overlay of this imaginary department store:

http://www.ulillillia.us/images/mirrormaze.png

This image here has many colors and is color-coded. Here's what each color represents:

black - building borderlines and road; also the textual descriptions of the departments
red - flat mirror - cannot cross in front of one where the yellow areas are - these can only face one direction
yellow - the bad zone - an area in which you cannot go due to a flat mirror
cyan - the bad zone - an area in which you cannot go due to a ceiling mirror
green - special areas or a wall
dark green - key items you need on this run
blue - ceiling mirror - the worst of them all, these block much access to areas and are spherical; their "bad area" range, fortunately, is limited due to their design
light-gray - counters and shelves
dark cyan - dressing rooms
magenta - hall way boundaries - an open path to get between departments easier; may go off of if no mirrors are in the way

This map has a scale of 1 pixel is 6 inches making the store about 10,000 square feet. Straight up on the image is considered as "north".

On this run, you need to buy these items [department is noted in brackets and where the items are located is marked in dark green]:

ink for a printer [electronics]
a pack of pencils [general supplies]
three shirts of nearly any kind [men's clothing]
get a replacement oil filter [mechanical]
oil filter and four quarts of oil [mechanical]
look for a gift for someone who likes to read [book zone]
get about 15 to 20 packets of seeds [gardening]
buy a purse with at least 2 zipper side pockets and of medium size [women's clothing]

Now, go through this department store as you normally would. Seems easy and quick, doesn't it? Now, because of my fear of mirrors, my "accessibility" is far limited. Now try going through this same department store, but avoid the areas marked in yellow. This is much harder than it seems and I need to go through nearly 4 times the distance to accomplish the same task taking about 3 times longer. It turns just about any store into a maze where you can't see many of the walls of the maze. Here'd be a typical path I'd take through this same store. Compare it to what you may normally do [in the same order for the items]:

1. ink - Start at the very bottom and go north to the other end of the store, head east to the next intersection, then head south to the next intersection then back east just to get to the electronics.

2. pencils - from the electronics department, head south, to the hallway then east to the wall and south to the department.

3. three shirts - head east again to the wall, north to the wall, west past the two intersections, then south to reach the department. Here, I'd start with the top area and head south looking at the items. When the mirror blocks the path, I go out to the hallway, around the merchandise bench [usually ducking if the wall mirrors were high and the merchandise bench was low] then back into the department to get the other stuff. To get that final item, I'd have to go around the merchandise bench to reach it

4. oil filter and oil - exit the men's department to the east taking the "detour", head north to the wall, east to the next intersection, south to the next intersection, then finally west to pick up the items

5. book - From the mechanical area, I'd head east to exit the department, then head south. From this area, none of the books were of interest to the one who wanted the gift. The topic of interest, mystery, was on the other side but is "blocked" by the mirror. Just to get to that other side, I have to go east, then north to the wall, west to the next intersection, then south to the main intersection, a walk about a tenth of a mile! I get to the "other side" and find the perfect book. To get that book, I'd have to "hug" the merchandise shelves to "avoid" the mirror.

6. seeds - to get the seeds, I'd then go west to exit the department, head all the way north to the wall, head to the east, then south and finally east again into the department. Because no mirrors are close by, getting these items is easy and quick.

7. purse - from the gardening department, head west to the intersection, north all the way to the wall, west again to the next intersection, then south to the women's clothing department. In this store, all purses are found on the southernmost shelf in this department. To find the purses, I check all shelves from top to bottom. The southern shelf had the purses. Here, I searched the perfect one with little worries of mirrors.

8. checkout - in order to pay for the items, I'd have to head to the checkouts. My local Wal-mart store has lots of those ceiling mirrors making only 2 of 20 checkout lanes "accessible" This imaginary store only has 14, but with 4 accessible and "hard to get to". Getting near the checkouts in this store is much tougher than any of my local stores. From the women's department store, I'd head south to the hallway, east to the intersection, south to the area where the carts are, then, hugging the northern part of this hallway "lane", I'd slip "past" the ceiling mirrors to right where the shelves are. Once I pass the first big ceiling mirror significantly, I'd then be able to get into the checkouts area and unload the cart.

9. exit "Mirror Maze Department Store" - Now, most bizzarre about the next part is, something I sometimes "have" to do in many stores, is back out of the checkout area, hug the shelves again going west, and exit out of the store. What a big walk that's needed!


Yep, this is about a very typical journey I'd take though a department store. I have to deal with this in almost any store, grocery stores [especially where the fruits and vegetables are], department stores [especially around jewelery, and clothing areas], and even the schools were "bad" with the mirrors. Because of a large mirror in Central Campus, the school I most hated, I couldn't even get to the attendance office or the office in general. Someone normal would only go the 10 or so feet to cross by it. Instead, I have to walk nearly 150 feet just to get around (300 total feet to get back to where I was)!

There are few known workarounds. One of which involves the flat mirrors. I use a technique I call "angle bisection". This method works by getting to a position close to the mirror's path and looking what's in the mirror. I then find the object shown in the mirror, map its position and bisect the angle (split it in half). This gives the angle the mirror is facing. I then calculate the width of the mirror and add 10% of my distance from the nearest edge of the mirror to create the "hazard zone". This technique does not work, however, with those stubborn curved mirrors. The curved mirrors are the worst. I take longer to find the object in the mirror, sometimes even twice as long, as it does for me to map the position, bisect the angle, and create the "hazard zone" from all those calculations

Then he starts talking about his 'MindGame'. Which I've avoided readinga bout so far.

[Pub Lover]

I think I want to develop a fear of mirrors, because that all sounds fun to me. :(

[executioneer]

i'm sad to say my only special fear is hawt ladies ;_;

[Misdemonar]

:([/i]

[Chojin]

why doesn't he just use the fire spell on the mirrors

[Esuohlim]

This is the best thing ever. :(

[Chojin]

furthermore why do all nerds think they're magic

wouldn't it make more sense for the attractive people to be magic

[Esuohlim]

Pub you should totally do a website spotlight on this for my site in which you also compare it to your own life and I'll love you forever :(

[Seven Force]

I honestly thought you and Chojin would've already known about it.

[Chojin]

the thing is i totally envy this guy :< I wish I could sit around all day doing nothing and be perfectly okay with life. And have people that would support me in doing so.

[Misdemonar]

Pub you should totally do a website spotlight on this for my site in which you also compare it to your own life and I'll love you forever :(

I would toatlly do that.

[Pub Lover]

Most my age would normally be looking for a mate or girlfriend/boyfriend. I have almost no intent on either of these. The bulk of it comes down to cost, but there are other reasons.

I've heard that marriage costs several thousand dollars (I've heard $25,000 somewhere). From this, I will almost certainly not want to get married.

I have no close friends to do anything with. Only the forums are about as close as I can get.

I just don't have any intent or interest in finding someone.

I've heard that just preparing for a baby can cost upwards of $500 let alone having to feed the baby and other things while it grows up.
Me too, Guys. The Ladies cost too much to be worth it. :picklehat

[Pub Lover]

i'm sad to say my only special fear is hawt ladies ;_;
Wow, I wish it was only the hot ladies that gave me the fears. Girly looking men give me the vapours. :(

[Pub Lover]

Girly looking men give me the vapours. :(
I'm looking at you, Eric. ;)

:orgasm

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/7Fseriousproblems.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

I wish I had his organization skills. Of course I would need OCD, and I think I would have to draw some of Marc Summers* blood to do that.

*The real one.

[Seven Force]

It'd be green slime coloured.

[Esuohlim]

Pub Lover I am serious about my offer. I'd even pay you some New Zealand lira or something :eek

[Pub Lover]

furthermore why do all nerds think they're magic
I pretend I'm supersmart and build machines that I use to beat up regular people. :(

wouldn't it make more sense for the attractive people to be magic
Like Superman, attractive people with magic would be an over abundance of powers.

[Misdemonar]

Pub lover you don't want to do it, he'll give you an F, :(

[Pub Lover]

An F, Misdemonar? Did you read my review of Blake's 7? >:

An F would be an improvement. :(

For the last month I've been working on a reworking of that review & it hasn't got any better.

[Pub Lover]

F isn't a vowel or spelt Effe, so it's 'A F' not 'An F' :(

[Chojin]

It has a phonetic E, so you use an an.

[executioneer]

EDIT: OPPS

[Seven Force]

Beaten like an unwanted stepchild.

[GADZOOKS]

Well the e-mail is in

Thank you for your kind e-mail, Ramrod! When it came to writing a Home Improvement script we would just write the action (grunts) which usually included the type of grunt it was. Like if it's a agreeing grunt, a sexy grunt, or a scared grunt. But if we could spell it out I bet it would be like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!". That's my best guess.

As for your second question, at full erection it is about 14 even. Thanks for being a fan!

-Tim

So after looking at all your entries, the winner of the Grunt-Off is none other then New Zealand's own Pub Lover! with his entry of...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! :eek

Congratulations, you win this fabulous prize.

http://tooltime-fan.de/shop/images/t_tim.gif

A one of a kind Home Improvement T-Shirt with one of it's most famous catchphrases, ENJOY![/b]

[Chojin]

is that real :< is it too late for me to get jokes :<

[Pub Lover]

[15:18] Pub: I was going to post "My copy of Bambi runs out right after the mother deer gets shot. IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT MOVIE!" but then I realised that was exactly your joke but with fifty less cool points.
[15:21] Chojin: i lied a bit, my copy stops working right when they possess the two cops
[15:21] Chojin: but that isn't as funny
[15:21] Chojin: you learn tricks like these in the mock wars, write that tip down, son
[15:24] Chojin: plus then i can just pretend they live out their lives as fat middle aged cops

[Pub Lover]

New Zealand's own Pub Lover!
I got my Permanent Residence today! :)


It means no more bullshit from the Immigration Service. Well, until I apply for citizenship in five years. :(

They stuck I nice shiny sticker in the back of my passport. I totally got a flashback to finally putting the limited edition slimer shiny hologram sticker in my Real Ghostbusters sticker book when i was six.

[GADZOOKS]

Chojin, that is a real shirt from the German Binford Tools website. The krauts love Home Improvement, but more specifically they love Tool Time. Krauts suck.

[ArrowX]

I win you all Suck and I'm better than liek a third of the board members.

[Fathom Zero]

Happy peanuts soar
Over chocolate covered mountain-tops
And waterfalls of caaaaaruuuumellll.
Prancing nougat in the meadow
Sings a song of satisfaction
Tooooooo the world.

[Pub Lover]

Actually ArrowX, Chojin and I were discussing the worst members on the board today, and your name was the only one mentioned. >:


Seriously. :lol

[Fathom Zero]

Me? If it's me, is there any way I could make it up to you?

[Marc Summers]

*The real one.
:(

[Pub Lover]

Me? If it's me, is there any way I could make it up to you?
Fathom, you posted while I was still checking my spelling. :(

However, as I actually call ArrowX by his name... You're an idiot. >:

[Fathom Zero]

Oooops. I'm an idiot. I read it too fast.

[Rongi]

yeah, arrowx is really the only person i can think of that truly bothers me now that kellychaos is gone.

[Jixby Phillips]

OWN A PEICE OF I-MOCKERY HISTORY:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23044

[ArrowX]

yaeah I dont' post as much anymore, yet I somehow manage to be the shittyest guy here, much for the fact that unlike all the other losers I didnt' leave after about a week

[Jixby Phillips]

OWN A PEICE OF I-MOCKERY HISTORY:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23044

[Fathom Zero]

Beware the people with missing parts.

[GADZOOKS]

Hey! Here's a new website I made for folks who like David Letterman and Ms-Paint or any folks who enjoy a smile and maybe a spook.

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/paintjob/

Here's what the folks say about the paintjob

This is what the internet ought to be more like - Tom Green (July 14 2006, Tom Green Live)

daaaaaaaaamn - Mustang Sandwhich (July 14 2006, Jerk Magazine)

oh man this is a real treasure - Jixby Phillips impersonationg Tom Green (July 14 2006, Tom Green Live)

Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13 - Roger Ebert (July 14 2006, At The Movies)

I'll look later - Johnathan Clement who turned the big 1-6 today!

WARNING: THERE IS A SECRET PAGE SOMEWHERE AND YOU GOTTA TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS AND TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS TO SEE IT. :eek

Use Firefox bookmarks!

[Seven Force]

Tomorrow. :(

[Fathom Zero]

I'm tired and it's 3:40 AM. Does anyone wanna come over to my house and listen to Dream Theater?

[fuck.I'm_Sean]

You guys what is Dr. Boogie's avatar?

[Fathom Zero]

My favourite Video Game character for the Genesis, but I'm not going to tell you who it is. I'll give you a hint, his Dreamcast game was cancelled.

[Seven Force]

Chakan?

[WhiteRat]

Come again?

[Fathom Zero]

Chakan?

You're a bastard, you know that?

[MarioRPG]

HOLY SHIT I'M BACK!

[Seven Force]

Chakan?

You're a bastard, you know that?

SEGA 16-BIT 4 LYFE

[Seven Force]

[17:42] Seven Force: What are your mud dreams?
[17:43] Pub Lover: haha, I do not every remember ever dreaming about mud, masinly because I do not want a large hairy german to shit on my chest.
[17:44] Seven Force: hahahahaha waht?
[17:44] Pub Lover: exactly
[17:53] Seven Force: Do you want anybody to shit on your chest?
[17:53] Pub Lover: no.
[17:53] Seven Force: Just so we're on the same page.
[17:53] Pub Lover: well, maybe. If it was the only way to get a hot woman to love me.... No, it's gross. :x
[17:59] Seven Force: GW?
[18:00] Seven Force: Would you let her do it?
[18:00] Seven Force: How about that one girl you like?
[18:00] Seven Force: You should be sympathetic to your partner's needs. :<
[18:01] Pub Lover: In the case of GW it would be after a long line of me doing some really perverted things to her. I mean so perverted she would even be able to look at me after,nevermind shit on my chest. As for Amalia. Sure, I'd do anything if she asked. :( :creep]

[Fathom Zero]

I updated meh journal:

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=22911

[Moobs]

I hate Germany :(

[Misdemonar]

Isn't Chakan suppose to look like a corpse?

[Pub Lover]

[18:01] Pub Lover: In the case of GW it would be after a long line of me doing some really perverted things to her. I mean so perverted she would even be able to look at me after, nevermind shit on my chest. :creep
So perverted she wouldn't... :(

[Fathom Zero]

Isn't Chakan suppose to look like a corpse?

Naw, he's immortal. That makes him purple.

[Seven Force]

A gay undead creature. I knew I killed Barney the first time around.

[Seven Force]

I hate Germany :(

What did Germany do to you?

[Seven Force]

[18:01] Pub Lover: In the case of GW it would be after a long line of me doing some really perverted things to her. I mean so perverted she would even be able to look at me after, nevermind shit on my chest. :creep
So perverted she wouldn't... :(

She would, that's what the chloroform and hypnowatch is for.

[Seven Force]

I updated meh journal:

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=22911

Journals :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

Hmmm

[Seven Force]

What's up? Where is everybody?

[Seven Force]

http://www.anti-xanga.com/ugmeal.gif

[Seven Force]

So, why do we censor the word ******, but everything else is ok?

That seems real odd to me.

[Supafly345]

What "we"?

[Moobs]

I hate Germany :(

What did Germany do to you?

Got me surrounded by ugly fat people who smell of meat and left me in a camper van in a crappy bed because everywhere was full and basically I went there on holiday and i do not like it.

[Seven Force]

Did you say hi to Lunlun for me?

[Seven Force]

What "we"?

Okay

The forums software.

[Seven Force]

There's an admin named thordog.
Who the hell is that?

[Pub Lover]

So, why do we censor the word ******, but everything else is ok?.
Some of us overuse the word a bit.

[Terra]

HEY YOU GUYS!!!! I MISS YOU!!!

[Pub Lover]

Speaking of women that like to shit on things...

[Terra]

Oh shut up. I'm back in your neck of the woods soon.

Reup those meds babe.

[Moobs]

Did you say hi to Lunlun for me?

i didn't have the balls to go find her, sorry :(

HEY TERRA LOOK AT ME

[Pub Lover]

Reup those meds
Are you still talking to me?

I'm not on medication.

[Pub Lover]

i didn't have the balls to go find [Lunlun]
Probably a good move, Lunlun loves the balls, & she'd have been mad if you turned up without any.

[Seven Force]

She also likes meat.

[Moobs]

oh god

[Seven Force]

God has nothing to do with her.

[Moobs]

i hope shes not fat

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/LUNLUN-1.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Eeeeeewwwww.

[Seven Force]

Eeeeeww indeed.

[Esuohlim]

Seriously, Seven Force.

That was out of line, man.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

you fucking assholes

[Mr. Vagiclean]

get plowed

[Fathom Zero]

I feels sick to my stomach and I have a headache. I don't wanna get out of bed, yet I have to.

[Seven Force]

http://www.anti-xanga.com/ugmeal.gif

[Seven Force]

Double post!

[liquidstatik]

tf?

[Moobs]

[lots of ugly]

i dont think im ever going to step foot in that country again :(

[Fathom Zero]

This makes me very happy:

http://leoville.vox.com/library/post/technology-without-an-interesting-name.html

[Pub Lover]

>:

[Pub Lover]

So I was reading the new posts just now, and FirstMate had made a few posts. Reading them I started to get the idea that he was kinda annoying, and that I might even dislike him, then I read this:

That's interesting. So wait, you where in the US and buying the bullets when they asked you to do that?

Little confused as your profile says you're in the UK, that's all.

Little Confused? How about 'fucking retarded', asshole. >:

[Pub Lover]

Jerks! >:

[Pub Lover]

my fiance just asked me what 69ing is.

she's new to the english language so she didn't know.

At first I told her, "your only 19 i'll tell you when you are older" But she kept on insisting so I told her. You should have seen her face when I explained it. You haven't lived until you've seen a coloured girl turn bright pink. It's hilarious.

Then I showed her my avitar and she almost blew milk out her nose and she wasnt even drinking any.

http://i6.tinypic.com/1zlxjpv.gif
She'll be testing it out soon enough as my avitar can explain.
I want this guy banned. >:

[Chojin]

i want him shot

[Pub Lover]

[12:41] Seven Force: http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h146/pixilah/rape.gif
[12:42] Pub Lover: Wonderful, a poor MSPaint drawing of Jon raping Garfield. :(
[12:46] Seven Force: :)
[12:47] Pub Lover: I mean Why? What short of person wants to see that?
[12:48] Seven Force: I want them banned too.
[12:48] Pub Lover: Wonderful.
I wouldn't be too upset if you were also banned, Seven Force. >:

[Seven Force]

That makes both of us. >:

[Pub Lover]

i want him shot
Well, yes. >:

But getting him shot is beyond even your fearsome Admin powers.

[Moobs]

I want to be cool also >:

[Pub Lover]

I see nothing cool in this thread. >:

[Moobs]

page of rage >:

[Seven Force]

I see nothing cool in this thread. >:

There's an understatement.

[Seven Force]

page of rage >:

hahahaha no seriously fuck off

[Pub Lover]

I'm not even supposed to be here today. >:

[Pub Lover]

no seriously fuck off
Go to hell, Seven Force.

Moobs has managed to post over three hundred times and I still can't remember a damn thing about him, that's Emu-esque talent right there! >:

[Moobs]

hahahaha no seriously fuck off

I probably should but i'm trying to patch things up with my girlfriend :(

>:

[Seven Force]

Hey sheep fucker, I don't like him. >:

[Misdemonar]

Hey Sevenforce, are you going to do symbosis with Terra yet? :wow

[Pub Lover]

Hey sheep fucker
Congrats on the completely absurd personal attack. Was picking one of my many real flaws too hard for you, dipshit? >:


I don't like him. >:
Did I tell you to like him? >:

I didn't even say I liked him. >:

[Moobs]

guys im right here whats up?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Symbiosis. >:

[Moobs]

i need to quit smoking apparently
and get a job

oh man :(

[Pub Lover]

Those are some SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS, you SERIOUS HOMO. :(

[Moobs]

That doesnt make sense because i need to stop and get these things to maintain my relationship with a FEMALE but yeah its pretty SERIOUS

[Pub Lover]

You're totally a SERIOUS HOMO, we can smell our own. :(


We smell like DESPAIR. :'(

[Pub Lover]

call of cthulhu scared the christ out of me :(
:lol

[Pub Lover]

You jerks better all tell Willie that he's great. >:

Because Willie is really great! >:

[Seven Force]

Congrats on the completely absurd personal attack. Was picking one of my many real flaws too hard for you, dipshit? >:

Oh man, I didn't mean it. It was a reflex thing. :(

That and it was the only thing I could come up with.

[Seven Force]

Hey Sevenforce, are you going to do symbosis with Terra yet? :wow

If by symbosis [sic] you mean "chainsaw to the cunt" then yes, I am definitely fucking going to do symbosis.

[Pub Lover]

OH NO! I AM A LITTLE GIRLY MAN! AND I A M SO VERY SORRY!
Yeah, congratulations on your SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS.







Fag. >:

[Seven Force]

im never talking to you jerks again :wah

oh hey guys

[Pub Lover]

[15:42] Seven Force: Also the only symbiosis I want to do with Terra is my dick in her mouth. :(
[15:43] Seven Force: It'll be like that spiderman episode when Venom puts his dick in Peter Parker's mouth while he's asleep, and takes pictures.
[15:43] Seven Force: At least, I hope it's a legit episode, and not a vivid dream. ;(
[15:44] Pub Lover: Was it a\ mud dream?
[15:44] Seven Force: No, those involve Ron Jeremy.
[15:44] Pub Lover: :vomit

[Pub Lover]

I feel bad about Esuohlim's site dying, but then I reread my submissions and I start to think of it as a justified death.

[Seven Force]

I don't because i'm a bitter, maladjusted person.

[Esuohlim]

Well when I took that break and came back to it I realized that I just didn't feel like writing anymore. :(

But now I think the phase has passed :(. You two best be sending some shit soon. >:

[Esuohlim]

Also I'm already worried about when my account on Dreamhost expires in April because if I've completely given up by then I don't want all my hard work to be lost forever :boohoo

[Esuohlim]

On the other hand I just ate some delicious homemade chili so I can't be too unhappy right now. :(

[Pub Lover]

You two best be sending some shit soon. >:
:lol

[Esuohlim]

It's the funniest thing I've said in months :(

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, just scrolling past my 'projects for Esuohlim' folder makes me cringe.

My shitty articles are worthless.

[Pub Lover]

I have three half finished pieces that cause the most grief. :(

An article about beards being hated by lesbians. :lol

A review of the last season of Friends. :rolleyes

A review of my review of the last season of Blake's 7. >:

[Pub Lover]

I could write a whole series of articles comparing myself to the Mulletman, but I don't feel like being suicidal this month. :lol

[Esuohlim]

I assume that the review of the Blake's 7 review would be so bad that it would warrant its own review of it. :(

In all honesty, your "comics suck" article was better than a third of what's on the site, that 1/3 being mostly Top Ten List Faggot crap, and he has his moments. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.ulillillia.us/images/workingonmy2Dgamethumb.jpg
"HELLO I AM PUB LOVER'S TWIN BROTHER! WE SHARE A BED! NO LADIES, YOU CANNOT SECKS US UP AS WE HAVE A WARHAMMER 40K GAME TO GET TO IN OUR BASEMENT! I GET TO USE MY SQUAD OF FEMALE ELDAR THIS TIME, SO I GET THE MASTURBATION SHADE"

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/7Fpopularzoidberg.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I assume that the review of the Blake's 7 review would be so bad that it would warrant its own review of it. :(
Yes, it would be an endless cycle of suck. :lol

Seriously. :(

[Esuohlim]

At least write about the Ulillillia guy :(

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/toptenposts.jpg

[Pub Lover]

PUB LOVER IS IN THE TOP TEN TOTAL POSTS!

[Pub Lover]

At least write about the Ulillillia guy :(
He makes me very, very sad. :(

Like shooting a puppy sad. :(

You know you have to do it, but you want to leave off as long as you can. :(

[GADZOOKS]

man when willie sees that he's going to quit the internet for sure, way to go publover >:

[executioneer]

haha i already knew i was second place in posting ;( and lol @ zoidberg :lol

[Seven Force]

Yay! People are paying attention to me! :D

[kahljorn]

Where did kellychaos go anyway?

[MetalMilitia]

Mabey he died like fartin molar. :(

[Chojin]

i got mail from fartin recently. something about how he's getting old and wants to spend his retirement on our forums ;<

[Chojin]

http://emucation.com/

oh shit!

[Esuohlim]

When mowing the lawn is your full-time job, a retirement can't get much better than that anyway.

[HickMan]

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/26419/200.jpg
When you think mowing you lawn is cardio, then you're a Mitchum Man.

[Pub Lover]

They dropped it in favor of a half-assed eugenics project, the results of i'm seeing right in this thread. >:
This quote is interesting to me because Seven Force only just learned about eugenics this week. :lol

See, I'm Educational too. :eek

[Pub Lover]

man when willie sees that he's going to quit the internet for sure, way to go publover >:
I did not think of that. :(

I am very glad things did not transpire to be that way. :(

[Rongi]

4th place :(

i seriously never thought i would get knocked out the first position. kind of pathetic on my part to think like that :(

[Pub Lover]

lol @ zoidberg :lol
If I was a lobster monster in the future, I would be Dr. Zoidberg. :(

I'm too suggestible for marathons of tv shows to be a good thing.

[Esuohlim]

Oh god I don't wanna be first to hit 10k :(

[Esuohlim]

If Pub Lover would just go on another one of his posting binges he'd be up there by Friday :(

[Pub Lover]

Post binge or article. It's your choice. >:

[Pub Lover]

Actually, I'm not going to do either. :(

[Pub Lover]

Seriously, you have at times had a postcount double mine, and yet it's me that is known for the posting binges. >:

[Pub Lover]

I'm a post-bulimic, and you're a post fatty! >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/popularzoidberg.jpg

[Seven Force]

I'd hit it.

[Pub Lover]

It just isn't the same, is it? :(

[Pub Lover]

I'd hit it.
You'd fuck your fat mother, so... OH SHUT UP! >:

[Seven Force]

It feels good invoking RAGE, even if the person is across the globe.

I've still got it.

[Pub Lover]

Now for the reason I logged on at all:

Esuohlim, did you reset your hit counter?

It's gone down by the exact number of times I've visited. :eek

[Pub Lover]

It feels good envoking RAGE, even if the person is across the globe.
The 'oh shut up' was me feeling angry/sad at myself. :(

[Seven Force]

It feels good invoking SELF HATRED and SELF PITY, even if that person is across the globe.

I've still got it.

[Esuohlim]

Now for the reason I logged on at all:

Esuohlim, did you reset your hit counter?

It's gone down by the exact number of times I've visited. :eek

Don't scare me like this :(

[Pub Lover]

It feels good invoking SELF HATRED and SELF PITY...
I invoke them in myself just fine, buddy. :tear

[Pub Lover]

Guys, I'm not really some gothy-emo person. :(

I'm really cheerful and shit. :(

Seriously. :(

[Pub Lover]

Don't scare me like this :(
That hit counter is your internet life. :lol

[Seven Force]

ok man im just sayin words on the internet confuse me i cant read inflections and emotions and shit like that but hey its all good im still learning the ropes but then again we learn something new everyday dont we hahahaha

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, it turns out Professor Cool was and is a massive creep! :eek

I mean, you think you know someone on the internet, and it turns out to be a bunch of lies. :(

[executioneer]

what no way

[Esuohlim]

Guys, I'm not really some gothy-emo person. :(

I'm really cheerful and shit. :(

Seriously. :(

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/469/pubrs7.jpg

:(

[Pub Lover]

Awesome! That is now fully in my rotation of Page Breaks. :)

[Pub Lover]

Because it would have been way pathetic for me to make one of myself. ;)

[Pub Lover]

what no way
I know, I didn't believe it at first. :(

[Esuohlim]

Because it would have been way pathetic for me to make one of myself. ;)

One might infer that you intentionally took a picture with some space to the left just for it to happen one day? :eek

[Esuohlim]

see my dick in your fucking eyesockets because you obviously aren't going to use them anyway

If I was drinking something while reading this, I would have either choked or had to clean up my monitor. :(

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[Seven Force]

If I was drinking something while reading this, I would have either choked or had to clean up my monitor. :(

It feels good invoking NAUSEA and the GAG REFLEX, even if that person is across the Mason-Dixon line.

I've still got it.

[Seven Force]

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/469/pubrs7.jpg

This is gonna make a real grainy desktop picture when stretched, but i'm doing it anyway.

[Seven Force]

ONWARD TRUSTY STALLIONS! ONWARD TO THE NEXT PAGE!!

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/spongehomo.png

[Esuohlim]

Willie did you eat your beard again? :(

[executioneer]

that one is an old picture from a MILLION YEARS ago

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/garfield2.jpg
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/garfield8.jpg
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/garfield1.jpg
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/garfield5.jpg
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/garfield7.jpg
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/garfield3.jpg
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/garfield6.jpg
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/garfield4.jpg