I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

http://michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/loser.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I'm starting to feel the same way about South Park now, but for an opposite reason. For about two or three years now I've had a "OK that was a good episode and all but I don't think I'll have the desire to see it ever again" feeling about South Park. This season so far though it's been "OK that sucked and I don't want to see it ever again" :(

South Park's becoming a real snooze as of late :(

[liquidstatik]

south park always sucked too, though :(

[liquidstatik]

dude i think i just hate tv idk

[MetalMilitia]

Southpark is also very much like the Simpsons in that they've made so many episodes it's inevitably going to start sucking eventually.

[Pub Lover]

Are we even in the target audience for The Simpsons? Also, maybe South Park, but that one is a stretch.

[Esuohlim]

dude i think i just hate tv idk

Yeah TV sucks >:

Since Arrested Development got cancelled I haven't found a single show that I'm eager to regularly watch. A friend of mine got me into Lost recently when we rented the first season but I hear even that's already starting to get gay

[liquidstatik]

I can't stand lost, my friends been watchin it online alot. It's the most boring, uneventful show i've ever seen. :(

[Pub Lover]

Lost only starting to get gay? HA!

[Esuohlim]

Are we even in the target audience for The Simpsons? Also, maybe South Park, but that one is a stretch.

I think Simpsons used to be targetted for the 18-34 demographic. I cant imagine it still being that way though :(

[Esuohlim]

Lost only starting to get gay? HA!

OK well I like it at least, more because of the characterization than the magical-spooky-island part of it. :(

I need to find a new good show to like. I'm considering starting up on the X-files :x

[Seven Force]

I still watch SP religiously but it's seriously starting to get old. That and ATHF

but ill watch anything so what do i know

[MetalMilitia]

The problem with Lost is there isn't an ending (I read they're planing 12 seasons), or rather anything which happens in the current episodes will likely have no bearing any the show's conclusion. It's also annoying to me how they're always attaching significance to stupid things; each episode is basically just a string of random events set to a discordant cello soundtrack to make people say "OHHH THIS IS SO MYSTERIOUS I WONDER WHAT THE REAL STORY IS" when the joke is there probably isn't one. If you look back at the previous major plot twists almost none of them have any significance.

[liquidstatik]

(I read they're planing 12 seasons)

I hope not >:

[MetalMilitia]

If people keep watching I'd be willing to bet it'll go on a good deal longer than that.

[liquidstatik]

everything you said was right, though. but you forgot that IT'S INCREDIBLY BORING AND ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE WUSSES BEYOND BELIEF

[Esuohlim]

Isn't it one of the most popular shows on right now?

[liquidstatik]

yeah people are dumb

[Seven Force]

i dont see how they're gona stretch that mundane shit for 12 whole seasons

did walt ever find his kid or whatever and did they eat the fat guy to survive is all i wanna know

[Seven Force]

OK well I like it at least, more because of the characterization than the magical-spooky-island part of it. :(

I need to find a new good show to like. I'm considering starting up on the X-files :x

you should watch House M.D. if you havent already its a pretty good show

becker too

[liquidstatik]

last thing i saw was they had the baby again and they are all WE GOTTA START AN ARMY to defeat the bad guys.

[Esuohlim]

How come none of the girls get naked is what I want to know >:

[liquidstatik]

I haven't seen house in like a year, but it IS pretty good :O

[MetalMilitia]

i dont see how they're gona stretch that mundane shit for 12 whole seasons


That's the thing though. Because there is very little in the way of actual plot development they can keep going forever with stupid back-stories and sub-plots that supposedly "cleverly" link the characters together, which is fine... except for none of the relationships ever actually advance the major plot so it ends up being an exercise in pointlessness.

[Esuohlim]

you should watch House M.D. if you havent already its a pretty good show

Every episode of House follows the same formula. MYSTERIOUS ILLNESS > FAILED ATTEMPT #1/WRONG DIAGNOSIS > BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD > FAILED ATTEMPT #2/WRONG DIAGNOSIS > BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD > "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME" > SUDDEN EPIPHANY IN THE LAST 8 MINUTES OF THE SHOW > SUCCESS, HOUSE YOU'RE A GENIUS

[Pub Lover]

I watched the first season & two episode of the second. Once they seemed in no way interested in explaining any of the things of which they spent so long labouring the importance, I quit.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pictures/h/hugh-laurie/hugh-laurie-002.jpg

[liquidstatik]

YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE JOKES, MILHOUSE

[Pub Lover]

I watched the first season & two episode of the second. Once they seemed in no way interested in explaining any of the things of which they spent so long labouring the importance, I quit.

Saying that, I do like how House is mean to everyone.

[Seven Force]

yes his dry sharp cutting british wit (sans cross-dressing) pub can back me up on dis

Saying that, I do like how House is mean to everyone.

see?

[Pub Lover]

Saying that, I do like how House is mean to everyone.

IT'S BECAUSE HE CARES! :eek

[Esuohlim]

YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE JOKES, MILHOUSE

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1114/house1nx9.jpg

"A patient comes because she's sleeping 16 hours a day, and it takes ten doctors and a coma to diagnose sleeping sickness." :rolleyes


http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/1996/house2dv2.png

"You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking." :rolleyes


http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1114/house1nx9.jpg

"Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot." :rolleyes


http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/1996/house2dv2.png

"Oxygen is so important during those prepubescent years, don't you think?" :rolleyes


http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/30/house3wk3.png

"Eighth time's the charm!" :lol

[liquidstatik]

SHUT UP IT'S BETTER THAN THE SIMPSONS

[liquidstatik]

I DONT WATCH TV THOUGH SO W/E >:

[Esuohlim]

I want a show that feels epic and has episodes that aren't stand-alone storylines :x

[Esuohlim]

But it has to be good >:

[Seven Force]

id prefer house insulting me and questioning my sexual orientation than homer gettin into some zany hijinks and meeting the random guest star they dragged on there anyday

[Seven Force]

I want a show that feels epic and has episodes that aren't stand-alone storylines :x

there are story arcs and they are trying to revamp the cast and add new people, kumar is supposed to be there but ive only watched a few episodes of the 4th season so idk :/

[Pub Lover]

WHY DON'T YOU FUCKS GO OUT AND GET REAL LIVES RATHER THAN WATCHING TV, GODDAMN!

[liquidstatik]

:ROLLEYES

[Esuohlim]

I will right after this show is over :LOL

[liquidstatik]

:LOL

[Pub Lover]

:ROLLEYES

I don't need you to suggest my emoticons, Fag.

[Pub Lover]

Ugh, does anyone else think it was too obvious for the disk to hack the FBI?

[WhiteRat]

I love shopping for Groceries at Wal-Mart.

Just kidding! I hate it with a passion but where else can I find low low low low low low prices and grotesquely obese women in motorized carts?

[Fathom Zero]

Sweatpants and thonged sandals for everybody!

[Guitar Woman]

so if I get an unbearable sore throat while smoking does that make me a pussy

also why do people like this, I could get the exact same taste from inhaling campfire smoke ;<

[executioneer]

dont smoke cigarettes smoke weed :420 :blazin

[Emu]

so if I get an unbearable sore throat while smoking does that make me a pussy

also why do people like this, I could get the exact same taste from inhaling campfire smoke ;<

so this post just makes me think of that other post "things you wish you could tell your younger self" where every other post says "don't pick up that first cigarette"

[Grislygus]

I want a show that feels epic and has episodes that aren't stand-alone storylines :x

I miss the West Wing :(


That was the only show I've ever watched that had me going out of my way to see new episodes

[Grislygus]

:pagebrak

Fuckers shoulda had the balls to make Alan Alda president, though >:

[Pub Lover]

Alan Alda playing a republican made him cry himself to sleep everynight. :(

Use your goddamn edit button to page break. >:

[Esuohlim]

I miss the West Wing :(

See, the West Wing would be perfect if it weren't for the inconvenient fact that I don't give a shit about politics. :(

[Esuohlim]

so if I get an unbearable sore throat while smoking does that make me a pussy

also why do people like this, I could get the exact same taste from inhaling campfire smoke ;<

Hell I imagine if I ever tried smoking I'd double over in coughing fits after the first puff. :wimp

[Asila]

I just get a weird rush of adrenaline. YOU SHOULD TRY THE MENTHOLS I'LL BET THAT'LL HELP

[Asila]

In the interest of my general affection for some of you, please don't smoke menthols or you will discover what inhaling asbestos feels like

[Fathom Zero]

I really like cigars, GW's a fruit.

I've actually comme into contact with an Opus X.

[Asila]

WILLIE

[Sethomas]

Fathom: what are your favorite cigars? Well, I guess it'd be better to ask if you were to that point yet where you have favorites.

I think I'd had some "aromatics"* before then, but the first time I had a truly "good" cigar it was a Cuban Romeo y Julieta. I thought it was so good, even with no basis of comparison, that I kept buying the Dominican-made R&J's when I got back to the States. One time my cousin was watching an episode of CSI and they said "Dominican's are just as good" as if it were scientific fact that terroir has no effect on the tobacco leaf. If they'd said something similar about wine, half of Europe would probably have cut off diplomatic relations until the script writers had been executed.

*In my observation, the way you get a cigar snob who rejects the idea of a flavored cigar to smoke one is this: add $7 to the price and call it an "aromatic".

[Guitar Woman]

I think I've mentioned the fact that I love cigars before, I'm glad we're in agreement on this.

[Sethomas]

Oh shit, I guess you might know cigars if you talked about a $50 one. I wasn't trying to sound like a dick with "if you were to the point...", I just didn't know your vantage point.

I think the highest rated cigar I've had would have been the Cuban Montecristo I had my sister smuggle back, I think she paid around £12 UK but obviously it'd fetch a small fortune on the domestic black market.

While she was kind enough to get me one in an aluminum tubo, I didn't discover until the New Year's ball had dropped that she'd opened it for a preview smell and it needed to be re-humidified. Still, that was one powerful experience.

[liquidstatik]

cigars are gross, dudes

[Asila]

Seth, did you really like the Romeo y Julieta? I've seen that at the local supermarket and thought about trying it, but I don't know a lot about cigars so I never did.

[Sethomas]

Yeah, I've at the very least grown comfortable buying them. Obviously they're not as good as the Cubans because the Dominican soil isn't as rich, but they still manage to fit in a great deal of flavor in a very well-crafted binding.

I'll justify my premium name-dropping with the fact that I really enjoy El Mejor maduros, for which I generally pay no more than $2 a cigar. The problem with them is that the wrapper falls apart as the maduro leaf soaks saliva much worse than any other cigar type I've noticed, so it begins to fall apart and look nasty/be a pain in the ass toward the end. When R&J started making maduros, as I prayed they would for years, I at first was amazed at how the better construction improved the maduro experience but every now and then I'll run into the same problem after having paid four times the price as the El Mejors (albeit with more subtle overtones added to the experience). For the distinctly Romeo y Julieta experience, I think that their Viejo line is the best in the American market. I've only seen, I think, their 1876 line in places other than good tobacconists, so I'd guess that's what you saw. It's a good line to be sure, but I'd recommend their others for the fact that once you begin talking about cigars that cost no less than $6 for a decent size, tacking on 50 cents makes a huge improvement. I guess that has to do with "if our name is on it, it shouldn't cost less than..." marketing, but I was impressed when someone pointed out to me that Arturo Fuente has some very good values right beside their super-premium lines. (Their Curly Top, or whatever misnomer they gave it, only costs like $2.50 at most tobacconists.)

[ElPila666]

i saw in movies that baseball players chew up tobacco, and they splited like gum, i wonder what it taste like

[Asila]

So, if I was going to make the extra trip to a tobacconist, which cigar would be a good one to start out with?

[Esuohlim]

Man I'm pretty depressed that John Linnell from They Might Be Giants can sing better than I can :(

I just recorded myself singing along to see if I can sing in tune and hahaha no. No I can't. >:

[Guitar Woman]

I've got a nice singing voice, did I tell all y'all this

[Esuohlim]

I would know if you would record yourself and post it on the internet for freaks like me to listen to >:

[Esuohlim]

I can't even sing baritone because half the time it's too high ;_;

[Guitar Woman]

I don't sing in front of people ;<

I'm sure I'd drive all the ladies crazy, though

[Sethomas]

Well, I really don't know because that depends on all kinds of psychological analysis I can't do well over the internet.

If you want something basic and won't cost you a lot to introduce you into the world of cigars, I'd probably go with the Arturo Fuente I recommended because it's good, it's hand-made, and it's cheap. It will start you with a basis of comparison as you work your way upwards, if nothing else.

If you want to enter the world of cigars with the pomp and circumstance you'd expect from the next British monarchial coronation, then maybe get a $9 (or so, depending on the market around you) Acid 1 by Drew Estates. Drew Estates is the brand responsible for the trend I mentioned where you take a flavored cigar and re-market it, but their Acid 1 is distinctly marked as "non-aromatic" as opposed to everything else in their Acid line. I don't know why, since I can't imagine any of its flavors coming from any substance that wouldn't kill the tobacco plant outright, but it's literally a candy bar that you puff. It might give you a false impression of what a classicist's cigar would be like, since they're nothing in common, but it'll at least serve as a gateway into the art of burning money in the most literal sense possible without offending federal agencies*.

That being said, I'm the type who rotates between mere puffing and the "french inhale". If your lungs find out that you're smoking an Acid 1, it will punish you severely by connoitering with your stomach and causing you to throw up.

*Have I posted this picture of me in the past month? Maybe? It'll be a fine tie-in with my admonition to Gus about Scav Hunt as the 2008 list release is mere weeks away.
http://mypage.iu.edu/%7Estpace/cigar2.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I'm sure I'd drive all the ladies crazy, though

Oh yeah me too I start crooning like Barry White and I have to fight off the vagina with a stick

[Chojin]

i smoke menthol cloves on occasion!

[Sethomas]

God gave us cloves to make us feel cultured when we drink hot whisky and call it a toddy. Not so we could smoke them.

[Guitar Woman]

I love it when seth reminds us of how much more classy than everyone else he is.

Also!
:pagebrak

[Asila]

i smoke menthol cloves on occasion!
cloves are something entirely different

And thank you Seth, for both the advice and the picture.

[Sethomas]

With Carnivore on sabbatical, I have to over-compensate for the demand for situations where :posh seems appropriate but isn't used.

And he used it pretty often, if I remember.

[Sethomas]

SUBJECT: You have sent me a friend request
---
... And I'm starting to think you're not a spambot, since usually when I ignore those for long enough they disappear.

Hi. I'm Seth. Do we know each other? While I always figured I'd eventually see a "Chicks in Vader Helmets" website, I didn't expect it to come to me through a Myspace friend request. All the same I'd normally ignore it, but since Vincennes is probably close enough (is it? I forget) that I could conceivably take you to dinner and brag about it to everyone I've ever met who's watched Star Wars or has the internet, I figured I'd at least get my chit/chat on first.

Hugs and kisses,
-Seth
****
She has 72 hours to respond in a way that would keep me from linking to her profile before you guys get the link to her profile, unless Pub figures it out before then.

[Esuohlim]

With Carnivore on sabbatical, I have to over-compensate for the demand for situations where :posh seems appropriate but isn't used.

And he used it pretty often, if I remember.

I know Dole used it a lot. :o

[Sethomas]

:posh was MADE for Dole.

For that matter, I-Mockery was made for :posh to be made for Dole.

The birth of Roger Barr? Oh, it goes on. It goes back far.

[Sethomas]

Guys, I'm glad in that Spanish thread that it didn't take me four years to get a joke. I explained to someone yesterday that it took me about three years to get a joke that my physics professor threw at me, and I'd be content with that as my personal worst.

[T-Rex]

It took me forever to get an Emmanuel Lewis/Michael Jackson joke. Mostly in part because I couldn't remember who Emmanuel Lewis was.

Also, I really thought Gary Coleman was Webster.

[Sethomas]

I'm not sure why posting a poem that wrote itself in my head into the books section makes me feel stupid, but it does.

[Asila]

It's not any worse than anything I've posted in there. Or no, it's better than... semantics aside, you get my point.

[liquidstatik]

BEATIN THA TRUNK, TURNIN BUILDINS INTO CONFETTI

[Grislygus]

How's it goin

I see Seth wrote a poem, haven't read it yet but I'm sure that it will be awesome and that I will be infuriated with the complex sentence structure

[Fat_Hippo]

But they're usually still readable at the least. I've noticed that my own sentences get nearly unreadable when they get longer, which means I usually have to improve upon them, and even then they're usually kind of ugly. Probably due to my limited vocabulary as well.>:

[Grislygus]

Uh, the infuriation at the complex sentence structure has more to do with MY reading comprehension than problems with the writing

[Grislygus]

Moving on, does anyone know if Region 2 encoded cds will be able to play on my computer

I really, really don't want to import a british cd player so I can play all of the good nwobhm bands

[Pub Lover]

I love it when seth reminds us of how much more classy than everyone else he is.

That post really burned my goat, but hell guys LETS ALL WAVE OUR COCKS! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Moving on, does anyone know if Region 2 encoded cds will be able to play on my computer

I really, really don't want to import a british cd player so I can play all of the good nwobhm bands

When did CDs get region encoding? WTH?

[Grislygus]

CDs and DVDs both


I can never watch my Blake's 7 dvds :(

[Fat_Hippo]

I don't think it's an issue with cd's. All my american cd's work fine with my swiss boombox, and I've never observed any other issues of this kind with music cd's either.

[Grislygus]

Well, we'll soon see.


Is "Man or Astroman" power metal? I forget.

Oh man, I forgot about this one

[Pub Lover]

DVDs have region encoding yeah, but Region 0 players are only slightly more expensive.

I have never encountered a regioned CD.

[Grislygus]

ARE THE VENTURES A DEATH METAL BAND, I FORGET

[Grislygus]

I'm hoping not, I've only recently been clued into Blitzkrieg, and the rest of the American public is still out of the loop, apparently

[Pub Lover]

Why is no one ragging on T-Rex for his GW-esque behaviour?

[Pub Lover]

I could draw you a diagram of a dick farting in Jack Black's face if you want, Pub.
In the business we call it an "acid test". :posh

...

[Pub Lover]

http://hsb.iitm.ac.in/~jm/ARCHIVES/Jan-Feb06/article_files/pain_files/treat.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Okay, thanks, now I'm pissed off again. I hope you're happy!>:

I am. :)

Also, stop being ZBF. Please. :(

[Fathom Zero]

http://cigars.about.com/od/cigarreviews2007/fr/opusx.htm

ES BUENO! :)

[Pub Lover]

Let's se you smoke one, Kid. :|

[Pub Lover]

I've never heard of Whataburger

:eek

[RaNkeri]

Smokers are jokers >:

[Pub Lover]

Smokers are jokers >:

No way, Dude! It's great! Free your mind!

[Pub Lover]

Me too! :lol

For sure! :lol

I liked this movie too! :lol

I played this game! :lol

I don't read comics, but your review is great! :lol

When is the next update? :lol

This album sucks! :lol

You got owned! :lol

Fail! :lol

No me gusta hablo español? :lol

All your Penis belong to Homos. >:

[Grislygus]

ALL penises belong to andrew zimmern

[Grislygus]

My little brother was watching a marathon of that guy yesterday, and I have two questions

One: Why would anyone want to watch a fat, american fuck wander into various countries, eat all their food and orgasm over everything he sticks into his enormous, flapping craw?

Two: Why would anyone watch an entire episode of him eating an endless selection of penises and evaluating each one?

[Pub Lover]

what

Posts with legitimate comments she edits into bullshit, this she leaves.

[Hobo Renee]

I'm going to Sweden tomorrow.

[Guitar Woman]

Posts with legitimate comments she edits into bullshit, this she leaves.

what

[Pub Lover]

I would like to hear your thoughts on the meaning & significance of that word. Especially in relation to your frequent use of it.

[Hobo Renee]

What?

[Hobo Renee]

Oh, sorry, this is the internet, we can't use punctuation...

what

[Guitar Woman]

What is a term used in general query, when one is confused or unsure. It is posed as a question, and can be followed by something to make it more specific.

Exempli gratia, "What are you doing with that bagpipe?"

[Guitar Woman]

are you satisfied, you prick

[Fat_Hippo]

what

I'm going to Sweden tomorrow.

Excited?

[Hobo Renee]

:confused:

[Pub Lover]

What is it that you discuss here or am I going to have to find somewhere where they do discuss something?
Congrats to this guy for picking the best thread to ask his question. Who here wishes to discuss something with him?

What is a term used in general query, when one is confused or unsure. It is posed as a question, and can be followed by something to make it more specific.

Exempli gratia, "What are you doing with that bagpipe?"

[QUOTE=Guitar Woman;549640]What is a term used in general query, when one is confused or unsure. It is posed as a question, and can be followed by something to make it more specific.

i.e., "What are you doing with that bagpipe?"
:rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

uh I mean hey guys I know latin

[Hobo Renee]

Hells yes. I'm going on the Viking ship.

http://www.simplonpc.co.uk/Viking-Line/Viking5_01.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

YOU ARE NO MAN

[Hobo Renee]

I bet you don't even own a guitar.

[Pub Lover]

Well damn it, I guess I'm too stupid to use bbCode. :lol
are you satisfied, you prick

Sorry, Cocksucker. I am not satisfied with your copy & paste from whichever internet dictionary flicks your cooze.

If it can be followed by something to make it more specific, then why do you forever decline the opportunity.

[Hobo Renee]

PS: guitar = phallic symbol

[Pub Lover]

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/sfmetro/12.07.98/gifs/clowes-9847.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I wrote all that myself!

[Pub Lover]

I wrote all that myself!

So you flick your own cooze? Nice. :love


Way to sidestep the issue, McDuff. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

I am eating a tuna fish sandwich.

Perhaps he would like to discuss his tuna fish sandwich. Any takers?

[Fat_Hippo]

Hey GW, translate this: Tea mater vultum, qui peior asino asini est, habet.

Yeah, my latin sucks, bite me.:\

And yes, it's very mature, I realise.

[MetalMilitia]

I bet you don't even own a guitar.

Of all the lies in Guitar Woman's name, that one doesn't strike me as being very significant. :x

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, my latin sucks, bite me.:\

Your sucking isn't limited to your Latin use.

[Fat_Hippo]

:dunce

[Pub Lover]

And yes, it's very mature, I realise.

GODDAMN YOU ASSHOLES AND YOUR EDITING FAGGERY! KNOCK IT OFF!

[Pub Lover]

:dunce

Yes, you are.

[Fat_Hippo]

Sorry, I didn't realize that button was placed there so we don't use it.

[Pub Lover]

Sorry, I didn't realize that button was placed there so we don't use it.

Not in this thread & not for that.

[MetalMilitia]

WITH GREAT POWER (The edit button) COMES GREAT RESPONSIBLY (to not use it while someone has already begun replying to your message)

[Grislygus]

What the hell is a feminist mad lib?

[Fat_Hippo]

...:confused:

[Guitar Woman]

I am a fraud on so many levels

[Grislygus]

That didn't have anything to do with anything, I'm just curious

[Guitar Woman]

I mean, I own a guitar, but I can't actually play the damned thing.

[Grislygus]

Maybe if I made a mad lib out of a comment on a feminist blog

[Grislygus]

SO why don't you practice

[Fat_Hippo]

Wikipedia doesn't have anything on it, so it probably doesn't exist.

[Asila]

101 Ways to Piss off Pub in the Chat Thread

What the hell is a feminist mad lib?

A shitty one?

[Guitar Woman]

Because my fingers are retarded

[Grislygus]

:pagebrak

And I don't really think that simply owning a guitar and not knowing how to play it makes you the Milli Vanilli of guitar enthusiasts

[Pub Lover]

http://www.stlucia.gov.lc/pr2000/images/bananas1.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Did I ever say I was?

I mean, I probably did, but fuck you

[Fat_Hippo]

A shitty one?

Yeah, that's probably right. I can't imagine a madlib about what bastards all men are being all that entertaining.

[Grislygus]

Okay, somebody give me a proper noun

[Fat_Hippo]

Pitchspork.

[Grislygus]

Uh, okay. Now a verb.

[Fat_Hippo]

Do the macarena.

[Grislygus]

Sure, fine. Adjective.

[Fat_Hippo]

Ebulient.

[Asila]

I am doubting your abilities in the whole grammar area, FH.

[Fat_Hippo]

Yeah, okay, do the macarena isn't techincally ONLY a verb, but it's an action, and close enough.

And pitchspork...well, I doubt it's in a dictionary, but I'm sure you know what I mean.

And yes, I've only had 5th grade english.

[Grislygus]

So am I, but nobody else is giving any ideas. Besides, I don't buy this whole "Chick Libs" thing anyway.

Another Adjective.

[Pub Lover]

Switzerland

[Asila]

Manly

[Grislygus]

Swiss, got it. Another adjective.

[Asila]

Belgium

[Grislygus]

Okay, manly, that works.

[Fat_Hippo]

Another country? This is gonna be so racist.

[Pub Lover]

Switzerland?

[Fat_Hippo]

Nevermind.

[Pub Lover]

Switzerland!

[Grislygus]

verb ending in -ing

And it better not be Swissing, goddamn it

[Fat_Hippo]

Wait for the next noun you impatient fuck.

[Pub Lover]

Switzerland :orgasm

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/swiss-army-knife.jpg

What the hell would "swissing" consist of, I wonder

[Fat_Hippo]

milking

[Pub Lover]

Switzerland :bleh

[Fat_Hippo]

:domo

[Pub Lover]

Switzerland :blah

[Pub Lover]

http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/images/time/europe/switzerland.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Exotic Switzerland! :eek

[Grislygus]

Verb, past tense, ends in -ed

[Pub Lover]

Switzerbanned. :(

[Asila]

A beautiful country that still fails to be an adjective

[Asila]

Bludgeoned

[Grislygus]

adjective

[Fat_Hippo]

lathered

[Grislygus]

adjective

[Asila]

MASSIVE

[Fat_Hippo]

Yes, like "a lathered glove". It counts as an adjective...kind of.

[Grislygus]

Actually, lathered works for a later one

[Grislygus]

verb, present tense

[Asila]

Your attempts at crowbarring that are impressive

[Fat_Hippo]

smear

[Fat_Hippo]

So how feminist is this gonna be d'you think?

[Grislygus]

verb, -ing

[executioneer]

pissing

[Fat_Hippo]

bleeting

[Grislygus]

WILLIE WINS, SENIORALITY

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/SM03-MENA-5.jpg



verb, past tense, -ed

[Fat_Hippo]

whatever, what's next?

[Asila]

how feminist is this gonna be d'you think?

Not very, considering I'm getting all of my words from a romance novel

[Fat_Hippo]

bleeted

[executioneer]

hurled

[Fat_Hippo]

Damn your veteran powers willie!

[Asila]

You cannot resist them

[Grislygus]

'Feminist' Mad Lib finished, let's see what we got

[Fat_Hippo]

It wouldn't be a problem if I could...:\

[Fat_Hippo]

This is gonna be fucked up.

[executioneer]

man when it comes to mad libs i just pick whichever one is funnier, not who goes first or w/e

dont despair

[Asila]

I'm on tenterhooks!

[Grislygus]

i live in Pitchspork and do the macarena five minutes from that school. you don't understand the serenity of that area until you've been there and something like this is so Ebulient


the misogyny that surrounds these events is Swiss and manly i live 40 minutes from where this occurred, 10 minutes from where columbine happened...and NO ONE is milking about the shootings. maybe a few people bludgeoned it the day it happened, and everyone was watching the news...but in the days following, it was like the pink elephant in the corner of the room. as massive as columbine was people are still talking about it, and i believe the reason people aren't discussing what happened in bailey is because of the way he picked the girls and lathered them. no one wants to smear about that over lunch, now do they?


and now with pennsylvania...still nothing. no discourse, no ranting--just the typical newsheadings and pissing about what went wrong in the killer's life to make him do this. nothing about the fact that he targeted young girls and brutally hurled them in a style laden with misogynistic dominance.
sorry for the rant.



PROJECT FAILURE. Feminist mad libs suck, they should get a sense of humor

[Fat_Hippo]

Yeah, but it's difficult to know what will be funny when you don't have a context to put them into.

[Grislygus]

I blame womyn

[Grislygus]

And you, but that's a given

[Fat_Hippo]

"he picked the girls and lathered them. no one wants to smear about that over lunch, now do they?"

Did anybody else understand this in a realy pervy way?:\

I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

[Asila]

I blame gender unspecific terms, and if you have to end something with 'sorry for the rant' then don't write it.

[Grislygus]

I actually like how misogyny turned out to be swiss and manly

[Fat_Hippo]

:(

[Asila]

Score one for the manly swiss

[Grislygus]

Unlike like those cultured, well-adjusted new zealish swine, the Swiss are not afraid to beat their women with oversized novelty chocolate bars

[Fat_Hippo]

We're great.

[Fat_Hippo]

I think I'm actually gonna put that into my sig.

[Grislygus]

Feminists suck. Now christians, those guys have a real healthy sense of humor.

Take this guy (http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Feminism/feminism_is_evil.htm), for instance.

[Fat_Hippo]

http://sanseverything.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/cookie-monster3.jpg

Alright, I'm going to bed now, I'm tired. Night.

[Asila]

I bet if I cared to, I could find a website about that.

[Fat_Hippo]

Feminists suck. Now christians, those guys have a real healthy sense of humor.

Take this guy (http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Feminism/feminism_is_evil.htm), for instance.

:lol I'll check it out properly tommorrow. This ought to be good.

[Grislygus]

Pansy

[Grislygus]

Probably don't have the balls for an immediate blast of God's fury, gotta work up some nerve first

[Fat_Hippo]

It's 1:40 in the morning! I stayed up an extra 40 minutes just for this fucking feminist adlib, so night night everyone.

[Asila]

That guy sure knows a lot about teh eval feminists, for being someone who hates them

[Fat_Hippo]

You can't deal with god at this time of night.

[Grislygus]

It's an ungodly hour


And if you just have to quote me, at least have the decency to put in the whole thing

Get rid of the peanut gallery comment hanging around the bottom there, I don't want any open-mike shindig crowding out my brilliant work

[Asila]

Yeah, I was dismayed at how you ruined the flow

:asskissing

[Grislygus]

I'll show you a real flow right here

[Grislygus]

Now I'm bored again



LAY DOWN YOUR SOUL
FOR THE GODS OF ROCK AND ROLL

[Pub Lover]

I haven't mentioned that GG's use of the improper term 'New Zealish' in relation to me is really irritating, mainly because I think it might make him stop. ;)

Oh wait, I forgot! I'm switzerbanned. :(

[Grislygus]

VICTORY

What is the actual adjective, anyway

[Pub Lover]

Twatface.

[Grislygus]

Oh, like the Swiss would ever ban anything. They're like the neutral planet from Futurama

[Grislygus]

IT'S A BEIGE ALERT

[Pub Lover]

Do yourself a favor, put those comics down. Face up to the fact that any day could be your last...

The man's last day doesn't involve reading comic books, but it sure involves a hell of a lot of wasting your time on the internet. :eek

Maybe he'd like to discuss that?

[Grislygus]

Oh my god

[Grislygus]

I can click that little arrow in the quote there and see what the hell somebody's talking about

[Grislygus]

I sometimes amaze myself

[Asila]

Oh my god, so you can

[Pub Lover]

Guys, stop mucking around. You're scaring me. :(

I found myself in hell. I walked a path of blood, there I saw a demon gathering the spirits of the annimals that had been sacrificed. He looked at me and pointed to the gates, "they have not yet appointed a place for you. But when they do, know that you shall know misery and sufferring." I asked, "why am I here?" He said, "because you are of the wrong tribe." I turned, and saw my own mother awaiting there as well.

I walked in a forest made of darkness. I came upon a brilliant light, it spoke to me. But I could not understand for its voice was but a whisper to my ears. There was someone there that let me know what it was saying. I grew angry for what was being said, I turned in my anger and began walking back into the forest of darkness. An arm was placed around me, and a voice said, "it will be okay."

I was walking home one day, I began to speak out at certain things. As I had passed a store, a man grabbed me up and pushed me down, "you are nothing but a communist!" I grew angry, but let it pass. I turned from him, as I did so, I saw the people of the town having a great celebration. But the banners that flew held upon them the insignia of the nazis.
well shit son, that means you're gay
yeah, we don't discuss things here

you should try 4chan instead

:orgasm

[Pub Lover]

Ah. But by the mere fact that you have responded to my question, you have peeked my interest. Now I must stay.

Dammit, Willie! Why did you go & peek him? >:

[Pub Lover]

Also, I have pretty much responded to everything he's said, but I guess there is no reason to read the thread at the top of the forum. :x