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Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 02:54 PM
:pagebrak

Now I find that hard to believe

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 02:56 PM
Seriously, I had a super lame boyfriend in high school. He wasn't interested in sex at all. He thought it would ruin our relationship.
:(

RaNkeri
Nov 18th, 2008, 02:57 PM
I would totally grab a few drinks with Gus :(

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 02:57 PM
GREASILYGOOOOSED

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 02:59 PM
Not interested in sex with you? Closet case.

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:01 PM
That was to CiG, not Sasm, Sam's just for the ladies

Wait, my bad, shrubfest, Sam's just for shrubfest
Sorry man, gotta watch your cover

RaNkeri
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:01 PM
No Gus, he's just abstinence

Tadao
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:02 PM
I'm twenty, dammit, I haven't broken the three year rule

Hah, I haven't broken the 13 year goal. yet :(

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:02 PM
Most people like to grab drinks with me because I love paying tabs for friends, not necessarily because I'm entertaining company :( >: :(:(

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:03 PM
And abstinece people ARE closet cases

Or just ugly and/or stupid

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:03 PM
Yeah, he was pretty lame. I can't believe I wasted 5 years with him.
He ended up cheating on me with some girl that was 4'7" and looked pregnant.
BWAHHAHAHAH.
Sex DID ruin our relationship, the lack of it encouraged me to be a cheating slut.
He was a terrible lay anyways.

Tadao
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:04 PM
Not interested in sex with you? Closet case.

Well to be fair, we don't know what Cig looked like at 17.

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:06 PM
GRISLYGUS IN LIGHT OF NEW INFORMATION I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND TO YOU AN INVITATION TO GO TO THE BAR.

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:08 PM
I'M STUCK IN A BACKWATER HELLHOLE WITH NO WAY OUT

DON'T TRY TO RESCUE ME, JUST SAVE YOURSELF

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:08 PM
Well to be fair, we don't know what Cig looked like at 17.
I had smaller boobies and no tattoos yet.
Thems was my modeling days.

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:09 PM
I AM ALSO STUCK IN A BACKWATER HELL HOLE WITH NO WAY OUT. :(

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:09 PM
With a schoolgirl outfit? :love

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:10 PM
DAMMIT SAM I'M TRYING TO PERV HERE

Wait, which hellhole are you stuck in?

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:10 PM
I would totally pay to see Sam in a schoolgirl uniform.

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:10 PM
WE CAN CROSS-TUNNEL

MAKE TWO TEAMS SO THAT WE CAN KEEP GOING WHEN THE GUARDS FIND OUT

RaNkeri
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:11 PM
I'm gonna spend my exchange year in the US, just to hang out with Gus and Sma in the bar :x

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:12 PM
VITTU!

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:12 PM
It'll be lively, the bars around here are cheap and infested with meth-wielding, cracked out rednecks

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:13 PM
AND DER CHUNKY BABBIE MOMMAS

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:14 PM
SO MUCH JUST HAPPENED IN THAT INSTANT I AM OVERWHELMED

GRISLYGUS: I AM STUCK IN WILLITS, IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, NO MATTER HOW SHITTY AND BACKWATER YOUR HELLHOLE IS, I ASSURE YOU I HAVE YOU BEAT

CiG: ;)

RANKERI: FINLAND

RaNkeri
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:15 PM
:pagebrak


I'm sure a skinny white boy from Yurop can manage :x

Also :lol @ CiG

Tadao
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:15 PM
My kinda town!

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:15 PM
Sam I offer you $10 for a picture of you in a schoolgirl uniform.
But I want Shrubbles dressed up as a teacher spanking you.

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:15 PM
SAM: ACTUALLY, IN THAT CASE, WE'RE KINDA EVEN

WE SERIOUSLY CAN CROSS-TUNNEL

liquidstatik
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:16 PM
..

Tadao
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:16 PM
OMG WILLITS SUCKS ASS! AT LEAST YOU AREN"T IN NAZI TOWN UKIAH THOUGH.

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:16 PM
CiG: IF SHRUB IS INVOLVED, I WILL ADD TEN DOLLARS TO THAT POT

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:16 PM
That's the only Finnish word I know, but as far as I can tell, it's the most important one.

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:17 PM
OH SHIT, RIGHT, THE CONTEST

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:17 PM
See Sam?
That's $20 bucks so far!
DO IT!

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:18 PM
THE OFFICIAL GRISLY ART COMPETITION ENDS TOMORROW AT 10:00 PM

THE ONLY ENTRIES SO FAR ARE SAM AND LIQUIDSTATIK, AND THEY ARE GODLY

THE REST OF YOU ARE LAZY, SHIFTLESS LAYABOUTS OF SUSPECT PARENTAGE

liquidstatik
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:19 PM
..

Tadao
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:19 PM
You didn't get that thing I sent you?

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:20 PM
I'm not artistic.
:(
My only talents involve peeing standing up and being obnoxious.
Best of luck to Sam and Liquidstatik!

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:22 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/snap0080.jpg

TADAO, THE CTHULHU PICTURE WAS AWESOME BUT DID NOT COUNT AS AN ENTRY

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:23 PM
RECAP:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799&page=2006

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:26 PM
GO SAM!

Shrubfest
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:26 PM
I am a backwater hellhole.

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:26 PM
Come on Sam, $20 can buy alot of stuff at the Dollar Tree.

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:27 PM
I am a backwater hellhole.

SAM, DID YOU SEE THAT

THAT'S HOT, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:27 PM
Are you kidding that could fund Secret Santa for the next 2 years!

Shrubfest
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:27 PM
And i'm up for all previous mentioned activity.
If i get a drink out of it.

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:28 PM
OH GOD, NOW I HAVE TO DO IT.

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:29 PM
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:29 PM
GO

GO

GO

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:29 PM
How 'bout some cider Shrub?
:pagebrak

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:30 PM
SAM

SAM

SAM

Shrubfest
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:30 PM
Oh, and my travel fare paying, or at least put toward.

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:30 PM
SAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAM

SHRUBFEST YOU COULD HAVE A BUNCH OF DRINKS IF YOU WANTED

Shrubfest
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:31 PM
How 'bout some cider Shrub?
Works for me!

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:31 PM
Hmmmm airfare?
Well I'd accept a photoshop, as long as it's done well.

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:32 PM
Photoshop pppppfffffssshhhh

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:33 PM
SAM, YA GOTTA FOOT THE BILL FOR THAT ONE

YA GOTTA DO IT

I'LL BUY DRINKS AFTERWARD IF YOU MAKE IT THROUGH THE TUNNEL NETWORK

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:33 PM
I might actually be in Yorkshire next year, but if Sam isn't there I can't take the picture.
:(

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:33 PM
MAYBE I COULD BE THERE

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:33 PM
CiG, you need to order the schoolgirl uniform

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:35 PM
I CAN TAKE THE PICTURE

SAM AND SHRUB CAN ESCAPE THE GUARDS ON A GRAND ROMANTIC ADVENTURE TO MEET GUS AT A BAR, WHICH IS COINCIDENTALLY CALLED 'GUSSIES"!

IT'S FATE

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:35 PM
I have one, duhhhhhh.

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:35 PM
BUT WILL I FIT IN IT?

TIME TO START A COLLECTION THREAD.

IF NOOB3 COULD GET MONEY FOR BACON, THIS SHOULD BE CAKE.

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:38 PM
I dunno if you'd fit in it, but the skirt is a wrap skirt, so you can show a little leg if it doesn't fit.
The shirt is just a normal white dress shirt.
you're on your own with stockings though.
I prefer thigh highs.

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:40 PM
So you DO have a schoolgirl uniform

Did you ever wear it to an AC/DC concert?

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:42 PM
I've never been to an ACDC concert.
I desperately want to go to one though.
I have a super cool ACDC shirt with Angus' face on it that says "Lock Up Your Daughters".
But when I wear it Angus' face gets all stretched out and funny lookin.

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:43 PM
It gets funny looking because he's squashed on your tits and he came :x

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:46 PM
GUYS, I GOTTA GO BACK TO WORK. :tear

BYE

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:47 PM
GUHBYE MAN :tear

DON'T LET THE GESTAPO GETCHA

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:48 PM
I'm never that lucky.
I don't really have any famous people on my "already did it" list.
I got to flirt with Lemmy though.
:D

Shrubfest
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:48 PM
Bye!

Pub Lover
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:50 PM
I like what just happened in this thread.

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:52 PM
That's what happens when the cool people bother showing up :(

Shrubfest
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:53 PM
I feel special to have been a part of it.

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:54 PM
You are special Shrub.
If I make it out to Yorkshire, I'll buy you a cider anyways even if we don't get the picture.
:pagebrak
Phooey on you guys.

Pub Lover
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:54 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/zeldasbiggestfan.jpg

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:55 PM
MISFIRE, MISFIRE!

Pub Lover
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/april/MISSEDBRAK.jpg

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 03:57 PM
ABORT

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:00 PM
I fixed it.
:P

Pub Lover
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:01 PM
Boo on edit buttons! :boo

Why, if I had my druthers... >:

RaNkeri
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:01 PM
speaking of cider, anybody here like StrongBow?

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:01 PM
I like the edit button.
I can erase things I wrote when I was drunk with them.

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:02 PM
IF AHHHH HAD MAH DRUTHERS, BOI

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:05 PM
PEE PEE TIEM!

Pub Lover
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:05 PM
Broverg is back :)

...For five minutes. :(

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:13 PM
Sheeit, guys, I finally landed me an Aerosmith fan! Took long enough, shit, I even pulled a CAPS LOCK outta my ass and wasn't getting a reaction

Pub Lover
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:23 PM
Hahahaha!
Joke's on you!
We don't own a gun and you could join if you had a cute girlfriend!
HAHA!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/underaged-jew-gf-of-gus.gif

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:23 PM
I'd hit it.

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:26 PM
We may drop by sometime, then. She's stuck in Seattle, sharing a room with a bunch of Mormons right now, she'll be stir crazy by the time she gets back

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:27 PM
And Pub that gif is probably my favorite to spawn out of in these here forums

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:29 PM
If we make it to the east coast I'll let you know.

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:50 PM
I'm not in an eastcoast shithole, I'm in an Oregon shithole

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:52 PM
I meant west coast!

Grislygus
Nov 18th, 2008, 04:53 PM
Dammit :(

Pub Lover
Nov 18th, 2008, 05:10 PM
Because of the lack of Philosophy, Politics, and News, that board is now for roleplaying.

My god have mercy on our souls. :x

10,000 Volt Ghost
Nov 18th, 2008, 06:17 PM
I came up with a great joke last night and I checked on the internet today and someone beat me too it. :(

What do you call an attorney in a wheelchair?

A Parapalegal

Tadao
Nov 18th, 2008, 06:23 PM
nice

Guitar Woman
Nov 18th, 2008, 07:00 PM
asdf

Guitar Woman
Nov 18th, 2008, 07:01 PM
http://leelanau2010.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/santa_fires_it_up.jpg

Tadao
Nov 18th, 2008, 09:04 PM
HEY SAM, REMEMBER WHEN THAT BIG RIG TOOK OUT THAT RESTAURANT ON THE BEND ON THE 101 ABOUT 5 YEARS BACK. GOOD TIMES EH?

Sam
Nov 18th, 2008, 09:08 PM
SO MANY BIG RIGS TAKE OUT RESTAURANTS ON THE 101 YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC.

Dixie
Nov 18th, 2008, 09:10 PM
Back from work.
Yay!

Tadao
Nov 18th, 2008, 09:11 PM
Yeah, probably huh.

Pub Lover
Nov 18th, 2008, 09:41 PM
Just an unofficial psycho/sociological survey.


http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/donaldsutherlandcreepy.jpg

SOMEONE HAS BEEN IN GRISLYGUS' PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT. :rolleyes

Haha, that was my first thought too. :x

Kitsa
Nov 18th, 2008, 09:56 PM
I spend most of my time trying to come up with stuff for sardonic wits to respond to; what can I say.

Pub Lover
Nov 18th, 2008, 10:13 PM
Unless you have another photobucket account called Kitsa_For_WittyPeople, then I'd say you're doing it for the sardonically witless. :(

Kitsa
Nov 18th, 2008, 10:20 PM
Haha, that was my first thought too. :x

Pub Lover
Nov 18th, 2008, 10:26 PM
Terra was pg at the same time I was, so maybe she had her baby by now.
If she did then that just proves the world is backwards in it's fairness. :(



MISDEMONAR IS MY E-WHORE
SAM ARE YOU A LOVELY E-WOMEN?
IT DOESN'T MATTER, LET'S GET BAKED.
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1971/dankxx1.jpg



Is that what weed looks like? If so, I think I found weed in my freezer! :eek

I thought it was ice-burned cabbage. :x

Kitsa
Nov 18th, 2008, 10:36 PM
Pub: meh, I'm lukewarm on begrudgery. Sounded like she'd been through shit too.

Pub Lover
Nov 18th, 2008, 10:39 PM
Yeah, but she chose to work as a skanky whore in those copro-dens.

Kitsa
Nov 18th, 2008, 10:41 PM
was "skanky whore" the official job title?

Pub Lover
Nov 18th, 2008, 10:46 PM
She wished. ;)

Battle Net Edition
Nov 18th, 2008, 11:49 PM
I've got to read some poetry from a poet I like for a class. It's going to take place at a mom 'n' pop coffee shop owned by a christian couple. I'm debating on whether or not to pick somebody besides John Cooper Clarke, but I don't know who. :[

DevilWearsPrada
Nov 19th, 2008, 12:18 AM
Is that what weed looks like? If so, I think I found weed in my freezer! :eek

I thought it was ice-burned cabbage. :x

weed doesn't usually look like that. that's either a good strain, or useless shwag

Aaarg
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:26 AM
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7946/1222587404024re7.jpg

kahljorn
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:16 AM
that shit looks pretty good to me ;o

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 10:29 AM
hahaha good work Aarg

Kitsa
Nov 19th, 2008, 11:31 AM
I just tried to trim a cat's claws and man, she fucked my shit up.

At one point the index finger of my protective gloves was literally full of blood. Literally full of blood.

I need to sell this cat to Guantanamo as a torture device. Five minutes with a bare nutsack and a prisoner would confess to anything they wanted :(

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 12:55 PM
So Brahmo's moving too quickly guys, he's already called The Man down on Tadao, we're not going to be able to enjoy his company long enough before he throws a bitch fit and leaves forever and comes back six months later a lot duller

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:19 PM
What have I missed today?
Seems like there was some excitement.

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:23 PM
Just Bahmo proving to be yet another spoiled dork

And A CERTAIN YOUNG LADY officially oversaturated Evil Donald Sutherland

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:27 PM
Ohh another crybaby is always welcome here.
Donald Sutherland isn't evil, he's just charming.

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:28 PM
Not after the plants got him :eek

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:29 PM
Is that why there's a picture of marijuana?
:pagebrak

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/zeldasbiggestfan.jpg

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:32 PM
CiG, are you Pub's nemesis now

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:35 PM
ASILA

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:36 PM
GODDAMMIT!
I'll fix it.

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:39 PM
Why I have I been cursed with the Page Brak so often lately?
DAMMIT

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/CiG-doesnt-care.jpg

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:43 PM
Works for me!

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:45 PM
Waitaminute, what kind of freak counts the posts?

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:46 PM
Holy fuck, just let the damned thing die alreadyI wonder what thread this was from and what I had to say about it. :confused

It's funny how they get drawn to me. Maybe JOAT told them all that I have the cure!

omgyouknowthisisviewablebynewbsright!

:domo
No, it isn't. :eek

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:48 PM
Oh yeah, I was going to chastise Gus for not wanting to take money from cosplayers, losers, and Klingon-speakers.
Waitaminute, what kind of freak counts the posts?

:tear

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:54 PM
Their money is dirty

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:54 PM
You should take their money. And laugh at them.

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:56 PM
NEVER

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 01:57 PM
Never is a lie. We all know that.

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:00 PM
FINE

"I will never make and sell Trekkie fanart to the gullible of many lands, unless the alternative is sucking cocks for money, "

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:03 PM
If I had talent I would.

Tadao
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:07 PM
If I had talent I would.

And you would die a little every pen stroke.

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:07 PM
It's easier to say that than to actually bust your ass on a drawing that you don't want to do in the first place and hawk it to fat, repulsive geeks in costume

I'd end up slitting my damn wrists and sign them in my own worthless blood

Tadao
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:08 PM
Hey Cig? Why is it Jim isn't making Green Day music again?

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:10 PM
WORTHLESS, I SAY! TAKE MY LIFEBLOOD, AS THOU HAST ALREADY CLAIMED MY VERY SOUL. OH, HIDEOUS FATE, TURN THINE FOUL VISAGE AWAY FROM THIS PLACE, AND SPARE ONE PITEOUS FOOL HIS WELL-EARNED TORMENT

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:13 PM
I don't have integrity, there's a big difference.

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:14 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/Buy-CiG-A-Shirt.jpg

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:15 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:16 PM
As far as I know you, Pub, are the first to photoshop me.
I am deeply honored.

Asila
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:17 PM
ASILA

WHAT

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/DragonsJewel13/pagebrak.gif

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:17 PM
ARE YOU PLANNING ON ENTERING THE CONTEST

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:17 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/Buy-CiG-A-Shirt.jpg.

Tadao
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:18 PM
I'd rape our daughter.

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:18 PM
Poor Pub :(

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:19 PM
That is your daughter, and she already raped you with a broken broom handle, don't you remember

Tadao
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:19 PM
Pub can't catch a break :(

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:21 PM
I would've got that page brak if the forum didn't insist oo imposing the floodblock if you mistakingly try and post the same thing twice. Dammit, I needed that 30 seconds. :(

I am now working on a picture of Asila with the same caption as CiG's. :rolleyes

This one has the body of a dinosaur! :eek

Asila
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:22 PM
ARE YOU PLANNING ON ENTERING THE CONTEST

Maybe, I still have a few hours to decide that what I have doesn't suck :(

liquidstatik
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:23 PM
..

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:23 PM
I would happily give you all my Page Braks, Pub.
Excited about the Asila one!
:D

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:25 PM
ASIIIIILA, SEND IT ALREADY

Asila
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:25 PM
HE SAID UNTIL 10 TONIGHT I CAN FIND THE POST >:

:(

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:26 PM
IF YOU HAVE IT DONE ALREADY I'D LIKE TO WRAP THIS UP EARLY >:

:(

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:27 PM
THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:28 PM
WHEN YOU RAPED HER >:

Asila
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:28 PM
FUCK

FUCK

JUST...GIVE ME HALF AN HOUR OK AND I WILL SEND IT

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:28 PM
Don't tempt me. I still have her number.

Tadao
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:28 PM
THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID

nice

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:30 PM
Oldie but goodie.

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:33 PM
I HAVE A CLASS IN HALF AN HOUR

I CAN ONLY TRUST YOU

IF ALL GOES WELL, RESULTS WILL BE POSTED ON MY RETURN AND PRIZES ORDERED

liquidstatik
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:35 PM
..

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:37 PM
I'm scared to post.
I wanna save page brak for Pub, but i can't count.
:(

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:38 PM
TWENTY FOOOOOUUUUR

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:48 PM
Twenty Five?

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:49 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/Buy-CiG-A-Shirt.jpg

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:49 PM
Yay! :)

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:51 PM
PUB

PUB

PUB

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/EC1_concert_crowd.jpg

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 02:53 PM
Yay!
Pub got Page Break!

RaNkeri
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:04 PM
:rolleyes

Sam
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:10 PM
GUYS I GOT GRISLYGUS' CONTEST ON LOCKDOWNNNNNNNNN.

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:16 PM
I wish you guys luck!
:D

Sam
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:19 PM
I don't need luck, I have RAW, UNBRIDLED TALENT AND SKILL.

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:22 PM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8274/remixtadaokf9.gif

Sam
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:25 PM
Mattjack are you going to get Left4Dead for 360?

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:27 PM
no, i bought it for PC.

We can play GTA 4 together if you want :D

Sam
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:28 PM
I don't own GTA 4, brah. :(

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:32 PM
D:

I only have Galo 3, CoD4, GTA 4, The Club (i know :( ), and Gears o' War

Sam
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:38 PM
We should play some Halo 3 with Zomboid, or some CoD4 if I ever get it. :(

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:39 PM
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2838/remixtadao2mg3.gif

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:40 PM
i do because i love, pub :D

Shrubfest
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:42 PM
MattJack, you were in my dream last week.

Think you were a bus driver.

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:42 PM
i was takin yo ass to school huh ;)

Sam
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:45 PM
MY HEART. :tear

Shrubfest
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:45 PM
No, more likely on a trip. Having lots of dreams about holidays at the moment.

RaNkeri
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:48 PM
Only sweaty kids who are 13 play Gaylo :rolleyes

Kitsa
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:48 PM
I just woke up from a nap where I had a dream that I was in the passenger seat of a car filled with balloons. I'm allergic to latex IRL and scared of my epi-pen IRL and even when I was climbing out of the car and collapsing with my face on the asphalt in the dream, I was still trying to figure out how to talk my way out of the paramedics using the epi pen on me.

Then I had some sort of dream that Barack Obama was from India and I had an appointment with him that he wouldn't honor but that one faded pretty fast so I don't know wtf that was about.

Sam
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:50 PM
Only sweaty kids who are 13 play Gaylo :rolleyes

SHUT THE FUCK UP FINLAND. >:

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 03:58 PM
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3474/pubshrubox2.jpg

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:00 PM
For some reason I'm equating that with PedoBear.

Kitsa
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:05 PM
cig- is that middle gif from a Dario Argento movie?

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:08 PM
I should know if it was, but I don't know.
I honestly don't think it's Argento though.

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:08 PM
Argento has much more class.

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:12 PM
http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/3750/3sometimebu3.jpg

Kitsa
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:14 PM
I think Asia Argento is absolutely beautiful.

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:16 PM
The Stendhal Syndrome was great.
Nothing but Asia Argento and rape.

RaNkeri
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:16 PM
Hey Matty, how 'bout putting in a little more effort and make something that's funny? :rolleyes

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:17 PM
i wasn't going for funny ):

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:17 PM
but i'll try next time!

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:18 PM
PedoBear is a nice touch.

Shrubfest
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:19 PM
Wow. I wish my life were that exciting.

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:30 PM
Rape.

RaNkeri
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:32 PM
babe

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:35 PM
Pee pee time!

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:37 PM
I am happy that is the first pic of me you found, MattJack. It is my favourite. :)

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:40 PM
the first pic I found was you in a blue dress ):

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:42 PM
Oh. That is not my favourite because it is actually what I'm like. :(

Because I wear dresses all the time! :eek

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:46 PM
ATTENTION

Every last one of you get to the contest thread and discuss the entries! The second place slot depends on your input! (THIS INCLUDES SAM, ASILA, AND LIQUIDSTATIK, DEFENDING AND PRAISING YOUR OWN WORK WHILE ATTACKING YOUR OPPONENT'S PIECES WILL IMPRESS ME)

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:49 PM
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2993/funnybitchxv9.gif

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:50 PM
THAT WAS FOR YOU RANKERI

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:50 PM
Who's that?

MattJack
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:51 PM
Rankeri

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:52 PM
Awesome!!!

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 04:58 PM
http://www.lcshockey.com/content/henning.jpg

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 05:00 PM
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gifhttp://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/sewnecho/Pedo/Pedo_Bear_Ani.gif

Dixie
Nov 19th, 2008, 05:02 PM
Trying to squeeze all my obnoxiousness in while I can.
Got to work soon.
:pagebrak

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 05:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/november/Buy-CiG-A-count.jpg
Last one. :(

RaNkeri
Nov 19th, 2008, 05:03 PM
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2993/funnybitchxv9.gif

:lol

Tadao
Nov 19th, 2008, 05:43 PM
Awww, cig got my name tattooed on her fingers. STALKER!

Kitsa
Nov 19th, 2008, 06:05 PM
Someday I will photoshop as well as you.

My current project is my mom's Christmas cards- she wants me to design ones with her cat as a giant, trashing a walmart.

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 06:11 PM
Someday I will photoshop as well as you.

After your stroke? :(

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 06:27 PM
... Aaaand here comes a backlash :(

Guitar Woman
Nov 19th, 2008, 06:51 PM
I think Asia Argento is absolutely beautiful.
http://www.ugo.com/images/galleries/landofthedead_filmtv/33.jpg

Guitar Woman
Nov 19th, 2008, 06:52 PM
God damn

DevilWearsPrada
Nov 19th, 2008, 06:56 PM
put your dick away, dude

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:04 PM
Hey Gus, I guess I like Danny's entry best, but they're all pretty shit so I dnk+dnc fuck you all, k? ;)

Guitar Woman
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:07 PM
Zombie Hamster was probably my favorite

liquidstatik
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:19 PM
..

Asila
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:23 PM
I'm a little concerned at my ability to draw viscera in Paint at the last minute

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:28 PM
WHO IS GIRL?

IT IS THE ENDLESSLY CUTE, MRS SAM. :esuohlim

BEING TAGGED TEAMED BY ME AND PEDOBEAR? CLASSIC TEAM UP! :eek

Tadao
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:30 PM
She got cocaine nose :x

liquidstatik
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:31 PM
..

Tadao
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:33 PM
I WOULD NEVER FUCK SHRUB! I HAVE STANDARDS!

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:34 PM
Booo Hiss Hiss ZOMBIE HAMSTER TOP HAT AND CAPE OWNED YOU ALL, PLUS ASILA HAS MASSIVE BOOBIES!

THEN SHE SHOULD'VE POSTED THOSE IF SHE WANTED TO BE RATED ON THEM >:

Pub Lover
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:35 PM
THEN SHE SHOULD'VE POSTED THOSE IF SHE WANTED TO BE RATED ON THEM >:

BY WHICH I MEAN "OI, GET YER TITS AUT!"

Tadao
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:38 PM
TOTALLY

Guitar Woman
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:40 PM
Shrubfest is really god damn good looking, I'm not gonna lie

Grislygus
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:41 PM
Yeah, Asila probly woulda won if she'd just worn a tight shirt and pasted the human tower to her right :eek

Asila
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:42 PM
I-Mockery Chat (Oi, get yer tits out!)

Yeah she is

Tadao
Nov 19th, 2008, 07:44 PM
SHE IS THE UGLIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!