I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[MattJack]

are they chicken?

[Grislygus]

Yall bet your sweet ass they are

[MattJack]

fu*k yea imma be over in like 20mins

[Tadao]

anyone who watches dog whisperer knows why the dogs overrun him and why he has a hotter than himself girlfriend who lives far away from him. He's a nancy boy for gods sake.

[Grislygus]

:x

[liquidstatik]

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[MattJack]

I miss Fathom Zero. He doesn't come around very often anymore :(

He use to be my music buddy :(

NOW WHAT AM I S'POSED TO DO??? ;_;

[Tadao]

Yeah what the fuck?

[Grislygus]

Listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd and the Dire Straits

They'll always be there for you

[Tadao]

Maybe FZ is one of these gay characters running amok.

[MattJack]

I'm just a simple kind of man making money for nothing cause my check is free.

[Grislygus]

FZ? Fonzie?! Where's Fonzie, I wanna meet him NOW

[Pub Lover]

I was thinking about Fathom Zero yesterday. I went to his blog but he hasn't updated that either.

[Grislygus]

Oh, Fathom Zero. He had a hell of a diary thing. Good guy, did a drawing of a guy in a wheelchair for him but never sent it (even after the scanner was fixed). If he shows up again, somebody remind me

And RANKERI, If you want a drawing please choose something else for me to draw other than Wilford Brimely, unless you want him as an Alice In Wonderland-ish walrus

[Grislygus]

What the hell is "North Cack-a-lacky", a northern subdistrict in NC or something

[Pub Lover]

I'm more mad that jerkasses filled that thread with so much shit that new dudes don't know to use the set questions. I need to know what everyone was voted in high school, dammit.

[Shrubfest]

I hurt.

It's not so good.

[Grislygus]

Sam and Milhouse will compete to make you feel better, bug them

[Tadao]

I'm totally sick :x

[Pub Lover]

I hurt.

It's not so good.

*HUGS*

[Pub Lover]

I'm totally sick :x

*DICKSUCK*

[Pub Lover]

Dude, "my" dog was a year and a half years old when I met it. The other dog, the really obnoxious one, was like eight.

I hit the dog when it's bad, my girlfriend beats the shit out of it when it's bad. Me not beating its ass is how I spoil it, in addition to how frequently I play with him, take him outside, take him for walks, and the like.

The Pekingese is a stubborn breed, and anybody with any long-term experience with them will attest to that.

They better taste delicious for all that effort to be worthwhile.

[Shrubfest]

Sam and Milhouse will compete to make you feel better, bug them

They aint here.

Sorry.

[Sam]

I'M HERE!

[Shrubfest]

YAY!

[liquidstatik]

..

[Sam]

Don't worry baby, I'll make it all better, you don't need that stinky old Milhouse.

[Shrubfest]

Good times. You and your rolleyes are all I need to be happy!

[Sam]

That's right, I'm a gentleman and I know how to treat a lady right. ;)

[Shrubfest]

Go one, tell us.

God knows, its a mystery to me.

[Asila]

Well, he is all about the ladies after all.

[Sam]

I'LL OPEN DOORS FOR YOU AND SERVE YOU MARMITE TOAST IN THE MORNINGS.

[Shrubfest]

With a cup of tea?

Or coffee if its a bad day?

[Sam]

WITH WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES.

[Shrubfest]

Wow.

Shall we live at mine or yours?

[Sam]

Whichever is closer to the pub.

[MetalMilitia]

Shrubfest lives in the North which pretty much guarantees she is closest to the pub.

[Shrubfest]

Damn straight.

There's an expensive one down the road, an better ones within 5 mins walk.

[Sam]

Well, I guess that settles that.

[MetalMilitia]

That said in the town in which I used to live down in the South West we used to have the highest person to pub ratio in the country. About a hundred years ago it was some ridiculous ratio like 1 pub to every 20 people.

[Shrubfest]

Wow....

And you got change from a pound when you bought a pint....

I need beer.

[Tadao]

Limey bastards.

[Esuohlim]

I HATE YOU SAM HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

[Sam]

I HATE YOU MILHOUSE BACKWARDS HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

[Pub Lover]

Esuohlim & Sam are closer tro each other than they are to Shrub.

Now I'm imagining them kissing... Hmm. Esuohlim is wearing the dress, but Sam is being the woman. :confused

That is so Hawt. :wank

[Pub Lover]

I'm apparently getting a gun for Christmas. Look out, world!

Look at that, a solution to your dog problem

I haven't got a dog problem.

I've got an Aaarg problem.

Maybe I should get a gun?

[Aaarg]

Most people respond to posts in their respective threads.

[Pub Lover]

I didn't want to shitty up your fine thread with my gay and jokes.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Grislygus]

I think we've found the breaking point

[Misdemonar]

HEY I GOT A HUGE PENIS

[Pub Lover]

Pictures please. :(

[liquidstatik]

..

[Misdemonar]

YOU GOTTA PAY ME, CAUSE NOT ONLY AM I A WHORE, I AM AN EXPENSIVE WHORE.

[DevilWearsPrada]

we survived page 2012

[Guitar Woman]

barium.typefrag.com
49515

[Guitar Woman]

You guys should join that vent, there's a sexy girl in there.

Two, if you're counting me!

[pac-man]

we survived page 2012

I don't know if the Mayan calendar applies to our chat thread. :\

[Dixie]

Haha!
I was drunk and having lots of sex tonight!
You guys suck!

[Guitar Woman]

I like how the comics forum has only anime banner ads.

[pac-man]

Haha!
I was drunk and having lots of sex tonight!
You guys suck!

You suck.

[RaNkeri]

Oh hells yeah! :rock

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/GA2.jpg

Thank you ebay

[Tadao]

Haha!
I was drunk and having lots of sex tonight!
You guys suck!
I would like a full report please.

[bigtimecow]

holy CRAP i haven't been in this thread for awhile

'sup guys, just getting my achewood on ;D

[liquidstatik]

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[bigtimecow]

what's up with everyone's drawn avatars?

[liquidstatik]

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[pac-man]

I would like a full report please.

With pics.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Grislygus]

Dunno, probly 'round Wednesday or so... don't worry, no one else is gonna dig that far back in the chat thread anyway, you and Asila'll end up being the only ones lined up for THE GRAND PRIZES

[Tadao]

I still feel like a polished turd :(

[Pub Lover]

Chojin edited out the fake link that Dr Boogie put into a spam thread. :lol

[liquidstatik]

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[Grislygus]

I JUST SOLD A DRAWING TO AN INTERESTED PARTY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY MISERABLE, MISBEGOTTEN LIFE

EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU BREAK OUT A BOTTLE OF JACK, NOW

[liquidstatik]

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[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/IMG_0576_2.jpg

OH YOU BASTARD

[Pub Lover]

Do you mind if I just rechristen the one I'm already drinking? :(

[liquidstatik]

..

[Grislygus]

ABSOLUTELY GO GO GO

[Grislygus]

OUT OF CELEBRATION, I WILL NOW GIVE YOU THE PIECE THAT YOU ALL WILL CELEBRATE AND SAVE INTO SLEAZY COMPUTER FOLDERS

[liquidstatik]

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[Tadao]

Jawsome!

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/IMG_0577.jpg

[Grislygus]

A ROUGH SKETCH, I KNOW, BUT THE GOODS ARE INTACT

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

Good, you don't need to listen to that crap :x

[liquidstatik]

..

[Tadao]

How big is the zip file?

[Tadao]

I got a web cam :x

[Asila]

No way!

[MetalMilitia]

That's Hot!™

[Grislygus]

HAY TADAO, WANNA MODEL FOR ME


YOU'VE ALREADY GOT THE WEBCAM, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT NUDITY, FIGS, PILLOWS, AND GRATED CHEESE?

[Asila]

OH GOD DO IT

[Grislygus]

Seriously though, I miss having nude models. I can't afford to hire them by myself :( I can do guys just fine, but I need a shit ton more practice with the female figure, fucking thing's all about curves and shit

[Tadao]

I'm not ashamed to get nekid! But I have a lot more curves lately.

[Pub Lover]

Gus, the clock on your camera is wrong.

[Esuohlim]

Gus if you need practice with the female figure then I'm the man for the job >:

[Grislygus]

Yeah, I never bothered to set it, as I never take any real pictures with it, just crappy snapshots

And Milhouse we both know that your college beard cannot compete with Tadao's flowing, greasy hobo hair

[Tadao]

Sometimes I think I'm part Italian.

[Pub Lover]

The game is on DVD and a lot of people are crying about that fact, but I'd rather have 1 DVD than a stack of 10 CDs.

If your computer is fast enough to run WoW, then why doesn't it have a DVD drive? :confused

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/october/shark-eat-fish-eat-nerd.jpg

[executioneer]

I JUST SOLD A DRAWING TO AN INTERESTED PARTY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY MISERABLE, MISBEGOTTEN LIFE

EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU BREAK OUT A BOTTLE OF JACK, NOW

I DONT HAVE ANY JACK HOW ABOUT BUSHMILLS INSTEAD

[Pub Lover]

don't bump old threads

don't thump old breads

[Grislygus]

BUSHMILLS WORKS, JUST DRINK DRINK DRINK

[executioneer]

don't thump old breads
don't hump old broads

[Misdemonar]

BUSHMILLS WORKS, JUST DRINK DRINK DRINK

I got high :x

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/LifeandHappiness4.jpg

[executioneer]

is that dumbos mom they have locked up

[Grislygus]

As a GOP stand-in, no less :(

[Esuohlim]

All I know about Grislygus is that he doesn't really suck that much :/

I went back in time to see if I ever hated Gus, and this is the first post about him I could find, so I guess not!

Congratulations dude you're like one of three or four people who registered later that I can say that about :(

[Grislygus]

HA HA! VALIDATION!


TAKE THAT, VETS OTHER THAN MILHUSE!

[liquidstatik]

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[Zomboid]

NO!

We're up to around 10 people in the secret santa event so far.... BUT MORE OF YA SHOULD SIGN UP!

[Grislygus]

Yeah what's the deal with the low volunteer count

[Guitar Woman]

The admins should unban Jixby Phillips so that I'll feel less paranoid about the event

[Esuohlim]

We should do this in June instead who's with me

[Grislygus]

Heyl nya, I wanna get this over with now that I'm ROLLING IN THE DOUGH from my artwork

[Grislygus]

Eighteen

[liquidstatik]

..

[Grislygus]

Fuckers, I'm still stuck here with nothing to do, talk to me

[Grislygus]

Whoops, N/M

Howya doin thar, Statik?

[Grislygus]

DON'T IGNORE ME

I WILL BREAK YOU

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/WackyWormA1.jpg

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/364024533MCTUQW_ph.jpg

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/alien_head_thumb1.jpg

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HappyFace.jpg

[liquidstatik]

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[Zomboid]

The admins should unban Jixby Phillips so that I'll feel less paranoid about the event
It's really not hard to obey the deadlines. The 24th of this month is the last day to sign up and everyone gets the address to send their stuff to the next day. Then you just send your stuff out by December 5th and post your pics by December 22nd. Plenty of time. You have like 10 days to get a gift and send it and then you have loooots of time to post pics/videos, which is what jixby failed to do.

[Kitsa]

I haven't willingly participated in a secret santa event since I was in an English Lit class that was doing O. Henry shit. I got the name of a girl who was into French and teddy bears. I gave her a handmade bear with a beret and tricolore. The guy who got my name knew I was into art. I got a used purple Crayola marker with chew marks on the end.

[Sam]

The guy who got my name knew I was into art. I got a used purple Crayola marker with chew marks on the end.

That sounds like something that would happen in a special education class. :(

[Tadao]

Maybe those were used by someone famous :tear

[Shrubfest]

So, what time is it for everyone else, and whatcha doin?

[Dixie]

4:31PM
I'm buzzed as fuck and I'm gonna go have a bath!

[Shrubfest]

Cool.
I cant have a bath. I just had wool braids put in.

And now I really want one.

[Sam]

IT IS 1:40 PM AND I GOT OFF WORK EARLY AND I AM REPLYING TO A POST ON THE I-MOCKERY.COM MESSAGE BOARD. :(

[Sam]

ALSO, WHAT ARE WOOL BRAIDS? :(

[Shrubfest]

Get lots of wool. make about 50 tassles. Plait them into your hair. Like huge wooly extentions.

[Kitsa]

5:01 pm, I just finished picking up a lot of dogshit in our front yard. I think it's just my fate to deal with the shit of others :poopsmith

[Dixie]

5:08PM
Getting more buzzed before I repaint my nails and pluck my eyebrows.

[Shrubfest]

10:15pm
Sitting alone watching return to oz in ten minute instalments on youtube.

[Grislygus]

2:21 -Killing time before work

[RaNkeri]

0:23 AM

Just finished watching Memento

[Grislygus]

How'd you like it?

[Sam]

GRISLYGUS I AM ENTERING YOUR DAMN ART CONTEST SO DON'T END UNTIL YOU GET MINE >:

[Dr. Boogie]

The admins should unban Jixby Phillips so that I'll feel less paranoid about the event

You should sign up and then not participate.

[Grislygus]

AWRIGHT SAM DULY NOTED

[RaNkeri]

How'd you like it?

I fucking loved it, awesome movie.

[Dixie]

5:36PM
Wondering what the fuck is taking Jim so long to get home.

[Asila]

5:38 pm about to go out and get some whisky because I am all out

of whisky

[Grislygus]

GOOD JOB RANKERI, CORRECT ANSWER

[Kitsa]

The waiter at the bar today didn't know that Coke with grenadine and Cherry Coke aren't the same thing :(

[Sam]

DEAR GURGLYGOOSE, I JUST SENT YOU MY ENTRIES INTO YOUR CONTEST SO LOOK AT THEM NOW >:

[liquidstatik]

..

[Sam]

>:

[Grislygus]

I HAVE SEEN THEM AND AM PLEASED

JUDGMENT FROM THE GOLDEN GOD GUS WILL BE WITHHELD UNTIL RAGNAGUS, WHEN THE SERPENT JORMANDGUS IS SLAIN AND THE CONTEST DECLARED OVER

[Sam]

SO WHAT IS THAT? LIKE MONDAY? :(

[Asila]

I'M PRETTY SURE HE SAID WEDNESDAY

[Sam]

I'M PRETTY SURE SHUT THE FUCK UP ASILA >:

[Asila]

HEY

[Asila]

I HEARD THAT

[Sam]

STUFF IT, YOU JAMMY TWAT. >:

[Pub Lover]

Yet you're not following it. :rolleyes

[Asila]

>:

BITE ME SAM

[Asila]

Yet you're not following it. :rolleyes

That goes double for you

[Asila]

KISSES!

[DevilWearsPrada]

OMG A GIRL KISSED ME ON THE INTERNET OMG WE MUST BE MARRIED

[Supafly345]

ןoן dn s,ʇɐɥʍ sʎnƃ ʎǝɥ

[Kitsa]

my dog just somehow unzipped her "escape proof" travel crate from the inside and went on a rampage through my parents' house.

[Pub Lover]

Poodle Macgyver. :eek

[BLEU]

I just took my lesbian roommate's dog for a walk and she took a crap on the POLICE OFFICER'S lawn. I didn't think to bring any bags or whatever to pick up potential dookies, so I just left it steaming by his mailbox. The problem is... as I hurried on, looking back at his house, I am pretty sure I saw him sitting there on his porch in the dark.

I'm scared, guys.

[Asila]

Now I am sad that my picture was not more creative.

But my picture was first! You can't take that away from me.

He's new so he won't look here but hey I USED TO LIVE IN STOCKBRIDGE DOES IT STILL SUCK?

[Kitsa]

Poodle Macgyver. :eek

Yeah :hypno She's scary-smart but it only seems to kick in when she's doing her own thing. When it comes time to obey some commands, she conveniently turns stupid.

Even so, all is well except for the shrill fucking bark whenever she's bored and wants attention, or when she sees one of the cats and thinks it's talking shit to her.

[Dixie]

Ok I had a good time but Jim's been puking for the past hour.
Goddammit.
I'm not buying him drinks anymore.

[Asila]

:lol

:(

[Dixie]

I need sex.
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL have sex one way or another, preferably without vomit being involved.

[Asila]

Ok then!

and ew

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/DragonsJewel13/pagebrak.gif

[Dixie]

HE'S FUCKING SNORING NOW!

[Dixie]

Looks like it's me and you tonight Hustler Love Bullet.

[Dixie]

MOTHERFUCKER!!!
I'm angry.

[Asila]

I take it the networking did not go so well

[liquidstatik]

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[Dixie]

What I've just done is probably considered rape if it were the other way around.

Networking went just fine thank you ;)
He just had too much to drink.

[Asila]

I LOVE YOU CiG

[Asila]

AT THE MOMENT

[Pub Lover]

Conditions on love? :x

[Asila]

MY AFFECTION IS ENCOMPASSING I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE INFERRING

Except yes I am drunk so tpppph

[Pub Lover]

Who isn't drunk?

[Asila]

At this time of the night? Insane people I say!

[Pub Lover]

Or people that understand timezones?

[Asila]

tbbbbh

I understand your timezone very much, thank you.

[Pub Lover]

My timezones?
Saturday Night Live has never, ever, EVER been funny, to any degree, at all, and I have no idea where the general misconception that it was came from.

MadTV was ok.

This is one of those crazy posts that make me love you, Baby. :love

[Asila]

N/M Jeez

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/eekgeese.gif

[Asila]

CRAP I JUST MADE MY THUMB BLEED THAT'S NOT HEALTHY

[Pub Lover]

I thought wimmen thought it was ok to bleed. :rolleyes

[Asila]

NOT FROM EVERY ORIFICE

or artificial orifices for that matter FUCK

[liquidstatik]

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[wobzire]

Hey guys. Sorry I've not been around in a while. I uh, god damnit. I posted on 4chan. I know. I'm sorry. Will I ever feel human again? How long will it be?

[Tadao]

Orfi

[Pub Lover]

Danny doesn't like blood, that is why he gets to them before all that.

[wobzire]

I'm afraid.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Asila]

: PEDO

[liquidstatik]

..

[Asila]

YOU MISSED THE PAGE BREAK DON'T COMMENT ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES I'VE DONE THAT

LIQUID YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE TO PUNCH EM HARD ENOUGH SO THEY BLEED BUT NOT HARD ENOUGH SO THEY GET KNOCKED OUT REMEMBER

[wobzire]

I just thought "Ooooh an open forum, this is a good place to post some comics". It wasn't. It wasn't a good place at all!

[Pub Lover]

They wake up soon enough.

[Asila]

A LEAD PIPE WILL SOLVE THAT PROBLEM

[wobzire]

I am really bad at the internet. That is my problem.

[liquidstatik]

..

[Asila]

hehehehehe

[liquidstatik]

..

[Asila]

>:

[Guitar Woman]

PLAY A BASS WITH A GUITAR SLIDE

[Guitar Woman]

IT'S BRUTAL

[liquidstatik]

..

[liquidstatik]

..

[Asila]

SERIOUSLY

GET WITH THE RULES

[Pub Lover]

Not everyone whips out their wang at every opportunity, we should respect GW's prudish nature, guys.

Unless she really wants to, because that would be cool. :(

[liquidstatik]

..

[Pub Lover]

So would I, no joke.

[Asila]

GW's wang is a valuable commodity

[liquidstatik]

..

[Pub Lover]

I wouldn't pay for it though. I respect her too much to treat her like a whore.


Like a slut is another matter entirely.

[Asila]

hahahhaah your puns are worse than mine

[Asila]

Not you, YOU
FUCKING PAGE BRAK

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/DragonsJewel13/pagebrak.gif

[liquidstatik]

..

[Asila]

I DID IT DON'T RIDE MY ASS UNLESS YOU MEAN IT

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Asila]

SHUT THE FUCK UP RANKERI I MEAN IT

I WILL FIND YOUR SCANDINAVIAN ASS

[Pub Lover]

You missed it and you know you did, you liar.

[Asila]

OH FUCK OFF I SO FIXED IT

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes you Asila! >:

[Asila]

I DON'T COUNT SHIT I GOTS FEMALE PROBLEMS TO TAKE CARE OF

[RaNkeri]

More like Assila amirite?

[Asila]

OH TOTALLY

NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I PULL YOUR ARMS OFF AND RAPE YOU WITH THEM.

THAT WOULD BE EMBARASSING FOR BOTH OF US

[Pub Lover]

Post Edits are for Post Losers.

[Asila]

I HAVE NO PROBLEM ADMITTING I'M A POST LOSER

it's cathartic

[Asila]

FUCK YEAH I SPELLED THAT RIGHT

[Asila]

woooooo

[Pub Lover]

Then imagine I said something that you found insulting. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Ranny-K! How are you doing?! :eek

[Asila]

You know what Jarv?

There are two chats right now and both of them insulted me, so go you

[Pub Lover]

I don't have any idea what you're talking about! :eek

[Asila]

Good.

I just took a guy's head off. and then scavenged his body for ammunition. Mmmmmm.

[Asila]

NOW THE RADIO IS TALKING ABOUT ME

IT'S THE MOST FANTASTIC I WILL EVER BE

[Tadao]

:conspiracy

[liquidstatik]

..

[Asila]

I am forced to ask why everyone's going to sleep now ;_;

[Pub Lover]

Bye Danny! Have good dreams!