I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

Holy shit, was the goal to not even try?

[Guitar Woman]

Listen, I had a bottle of high-volume Spanish wine for lunch, you can fucking bite me.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm just saying that there's more there besides my flowing golden locks.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, I know. :orgasm

[ItalianStereotype]

I've wondered off and on over the years how this place attracts so many people with fucked up gender identities

[k0k0]

Hey at least I'm a manly fucking dude... who's afraid of his own shadow.

[Guitar Woman]

It's not my fault! I just think it'd be more interesting to be a girl, and I'd feel less disgusted by sex if ejaculation were totally removed from the equation.

Also, you could play with your own breasts for free any time you wanted! Apparently, all women enjoy doing this.

No fucking way am I transitioning, though, I've seen too many horrifying trannies to even think about fucking around with hormone therapy. If brain transplants were possible, I'd totally swap with a like-minded girl, but that will probably never happen.

[Babs]

I could help you with that transition after a couple bottles of sutterhome. A real nice classy transition.

[k0k0]

There's no way I'd do a girl with a dude brain. Before you fuck em, you always check the lid, make sure they got the factory installed girl brain.

[Guitar Woman]

Well, even if I got myself ladybits, I still wouldn't have sex with men. The point for me would be to get away from semen, which ranks alongside zit pus as the most disgusting substance secreted by the human body.

[executioneer]

you just haven't been tasting the right semen

[k0k0]

That's what happens when you're sucking cock for the rock.

[Guitar Woman]

why do I even talk about my psychological issues here

[executioneer]

deep-seated need for abuse?

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, that's probably it.

[ItalianStereotype]

we're all just as shitty as you anyway, pal

[Guitar Woman]

At least none of us are as shitty as Facebook!

This is like the fifth time it's gone down while I'm talking to this pretty girl who likes drinking with me. That website can eat shit for srs.

[k0k0]

You gonna scissor with her?

[Guitar Woman]

Probably not. I've put off losing my virginity for so long that I'd probably go into conniptions if anyone so much as tried to kiss me. I'm basically terrified of it.

She's cool as fuck, though, I'm glad she beat me up while I was drunk and then forced me to be her friend.

[ItalianStereotype]

so if you had a vagina, things would be different?

[kahljorn]

HED BE AFRAID OF HIS OWN VAGINA SHADOW

[Guitar Woman]

No, not really, I'd still be a sexually traumatized weirdo, but I think the allure of lesbian sex would overpower my inherent disgust with sins of the flesh.

I can't stress this enough, lesbian sex is THE BEST sex.

[ItalianStereotype]

you should do it, bro

[ItalianStereotype]

bro, you should do it

[k0k0]

If you can convince a girl that you're an ugly woman, you can scissor her in the dark.

[Esuohlim]

HED BE AFRAID OF HIS OWN VAGINA SHADOW

:o

WAIT A MINUTE, GUITAR WOMAN IS A DUDE????

[Guitar Woman]

not on the inside ;_;

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/hGj3q.png

[Guitar Woman]

Pffffthahahaha

[Sam]

IT'S NOT SEX UNLESS SOMEONE (NOT ME) HAS TO DO LAUNDRY WHEN IT'S OVER AND I'M FINISHED USING THEIR HAIR AS MY OWN PERSONAL CUM-DUMPSTER AND THEN I WIPE OFF THE EXCESS DIRECTLY INTO HER RETINA AND THEN I GO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND IGNORE HER FOR DAYS.

[Sam]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN'T BE INTO SPRAYING YOUR HOT EJACULATE ALL OVER ANOTHER PERSON IN THE HEAT OF CARNAL SEX-MAKINGS.

[Sam]

OR EVEN WITHOUT THE SEX, JUST SNEAK UP ON SOMEONE AND CUM ON THEM.

[k0k0]

Yeah, and we haven't even gotten into pranks pulled on people using your baby batter.

Jizzy doorknob anyone?

[ItalianStereotype]

"baby batter" makes my skin crawl

[executioneer]

Probably not. I've put off losing my virginity for so long that I'd probably go into conniptions if anyone so much as tried to kiss me. I'm basically terrified of it.

you could always try anti-anxiety medicines or supplements of some sort

GABA, L-Theanine and Alcohol: Helps you Seal the Deal (tm)

[k0k0]

I went on prozac today. I feel a lot more run down than usual and it really blows. From what I understand, it'll take a few weeks before I don't feel shitty.

[executioneer]

I went on prozac today. I feel a lot more run down than usual and it really blows. From what I understand, it'll take a few weeks before I don't feel shitty.
yeah ssris take for fucking ever to get started

if you don't mind risking seratonin poisoning you could try doing a 5-htp supplement along with it to jumpstart that shitttt

don't do it for too long though because constant 5-htp use can cause damage to your heart-muscle

[ThrashO]

what about one of those towels reserved for spunk that shatter like a cracker after 6 months. does that gross you out GW?

[k0k0]

I don't want any kind of seratonin poisoning or heart probs. I found out that my sinus infections weren't a sinus infection, so I either have a tension headache that has lasted months or I have something else fucking my head over.

[executioneer]

it's probably not really that dangerous im jsut repeating what the labels and wikipedia and shit said

i wouldn't advocate it if i hadn't tried it on myself first

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If you can convince a girl that you're an ugly woman, you can scissor her in the dark.

There's only one thing that I know how to do well And I've often been told that you only can do What you know how to do well And that's be you, Be what you're like, Be like yourself, And so I'm having a wonderful time But I'd rather be scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
There's only one thing that I like And that is scissoring in the dark

[Grislygus]

SCISSORING SCISSORING
SCISSORING SCISSORING

DARK DARK

DARK DARK

[Fathom Zero]

keeping it rhheal

[Grislygus]

you just haven't been tasting the right semen

ZUGS

why do I even talk about my psychological issues here

'Cause you're a protostripper/crackwhore with daddy issues?

HED BE AFRAID OF HIS OWN VAGINA SHADOW

ZUGZUGZUGZUGZ

FUNNYSHIT

ZUGZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS

[executioneer]

If you can convince a girl that you're an ugly woman, you can scissor her in the dark.

There's only one thing that I know how to do well And I've often been told that you only can do What you know how to do well And that's be you, Be what you're like, Be like yourself, And so I'm having a wonderful time But I'd rather be scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
There's only one thing that I like And that is scissoring in the dark

SCISSORING SCISSORING
SCISSORING SCISSORING

DARK DARK

DARK DARK
and since it'll be dark you might be able to SEE THE CONSTELLATION RIDE ACROSS THE SKY

just make sure you don't accidentally STEP ON a SPIDER

and don't scissor so much that you miss hearing the DINNER BELL DINNER BELL RING

[Fathom Zero]

put your fist inside the puppet's buuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt


did I do the things right?

[kahljorn]

just be careful because they might be giant vaginas

[Esuohlim]

HOW...CAN I SCISSOR LIKE A GIRL

AND NOT BE STIGMATI-I-IZED BY THE REST OF THE WORLD

[ThrashO]

put your fist inside the puppet's buuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt


did I do the things right?

oh yeah ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HOW...CAN I SCISSOR LIKE A GIRL

AND NOT BE STIGMATI-I-IZED BY THE REST OF THE WORLD

I'll show you how to rock at scissoring.

[Sam]

ROCK BEATS SCISSORS.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

DICKS BEAT ASSHOLES

[Esuohlim]

Everybody wants a rock to SCISSOR

[Sam]

I WANT TO SCISSOR A ROCK THAT I WOUND A PIECE OF STRING AROUND

[Esuohlim]

SCISSOR MY GRAVE

[Sam]

I ALWAYS THINK RONGI IS POSTING, BUT IT'S JUST MY AVATAR. :(

[Esuohlim]

Rongi used to enjoy oxygen as a dumb teenager but now he thinks it's totally overrated

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

DID YOU WATCH TWIN PEAKS YET?

[replicant]

I totally need to re-watch Twin Peaks, and I hope since just joining in on the end of the conversation that has something to do with dwarves and pie and not in sexual way. ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I still haven't seen it either. I liked the movie though.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8485/icetee.jpg

[k0k0]

Going into the mental place today. You jerks be cool. Cool jerks. And if I don't make it out, tell the world my story. The story of a dude who made purile filth and then he went to a mental hospital. Tom Cruise can star as me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If you get locked up there permanently I will Thunder Run on the place and rescue you.

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/tn72l.png

[Esuohlim]

DID YOU WATCH TWIN PEAKS YET?

NO :(

I'm so tired of TV right now that I'm not watching enough to keep up. Right now I'm in the middle of or just started Carnivale, Sopranos, Firefly, Larry Sanders Show, West Wing, and a couple of sci-fi shows I've been trying to get through for years since they all have like 19 seasons

[kahljorn]

I just started watching The Wire

is there a good place to stream it online cause everywhere i watch it on is kind of hit or miss :(

[ThrashO]

firefly is great.

my favorite character is christina hendricks boobs.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

NO :(

I'm so tired of TV right now that I'm not watching enough to keep up. Right now I'm in the middle of or just started Carnivale, Sopranos, Firefly, Larry Sanders Show, West Wing, and a couple of sci-fi shows I've been trying to get through for years since they all have like 19 seasons

That's how I'm doing to. I already have a stupid long backlog. I got through firefly by going out on saturdays drinking with my friend, then getting food and watching an episode each week while eating after.

Its really good but people rave and loon about it. I don't want to give Joss Whedon a hug or anything. Maybe a firm nod.

[Esuohlim]

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8485/icetee.jpg

http://lobshots.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/icet_icecube.jpg

[Esuohlim]

That's how I'm doing to. I already have a stupid long backlog. I got through firefly by going out on saturdays drinking with my friend, then getting food and watching an episode each week while eating after.

Its really good but people rave and loon about it. I don't want to give Joss Whedon a hug or anything. Maybe a firm nod.

That's sort of how I feel about Firefly so far. I put it off for so long because I expected something completely amazing, but it's just good. It's not enough to make me want more after an episode is over, but it is really good.

Also I can't get over how much the doctor guy looks like Daryl Hall

[Esuohlim]

Also I can't get over how much the doctor guy looks like Daryl Hall

http://bakugantoystvshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/1303374987-73.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B1LlYh6iKqs/TFdxsIJhKaI/AAAAAAAACZo/2arho5PCx7w/s400/daryl-hall.jpg

It's pretty distracting :(

[ThrashO]

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hendricksa.jpg

is there a reason other than this to watch firefly?

[Esuohlim]

yeah yeah boobs boobs ha ha very funny

[ThrashO]

>:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh MAN!!!!!! Actually the other reason to watch firefly is the mechanic is super cute. I used to have a crush on the girl from Space Cases on Snick who had a best friend suzy who wasn't there(until season 2 :0)

She grew up into the mechanic on firefly <3 <3 <3 <3

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewel_Staite

[ThrashO]

i had a crush on the kid from uranus... the butt of all jokes :lol

[Esuohlim]

oh man lol

[Esuohlim]

shit's gonna turn into shyandquietguy vs. thrasho here soon

[Sam]

I DON'T GET IT. :|

[Dimnos]

https://public.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pViJzSo2LevaYX1azLm3gqghmr_DE5PoRNcr5vemA0DTdPi2 GLFnGH7ExJZAoqccKO-8de7asrQHRWd4qdKtOTQ/Jewel.PNG

[Esuohlim]

:lol

[ThrashO]

I DON'T GET IT. :|

vwYhBWH0wNo

SKIP TO 0:50

I used to dig the rainbow broad too when I was kid.

[ThrashO]

shit's gonna turn into shyandquietguy vs. thrasho here soon

we worked our differences out :)

[Guitar Woman]

If I post an utterly incomprehensible mess of a narrative I have to read for a Round Robin exercise, will you guys hate it with me?

[ThrashO]

post it dude, i'll stick with you

brb

[Esuohlim]

If I post an utterly incomprehensible mess of a narrative I have to read for a Round Robin exercise, will you guys hate it with me?

http://i.imgur.com/IDmUz.png

[Zhukov]

I hate almost everything you post, GW.

[Guitar Woman]

I try, I try.

[kahljorn]

wth is round robin

is that some kind of hamburger

[Grislygus]

it's a game ancient white americans used to play in between reading, 'riting, 'rithmatic, and sodomizing their livestock

[ItalianStereotype]

ancient white americans

it's true. with all the mexicans these days, I can hardly find a cow to fuck.

[ThrashO]

what is the world cumming to :tear

[Grislygus]

FAT WHITE WOMENS DATING SAID MEXICANS

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/Jewel.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/1061/40188694.jpg

[Dimnos]

https://public.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pcVjiUw6jkwQDEW3N7U2uAzETb9hTz3oH5fxvESUC7s81lwq HtHI4BOZMrD_UwCQmqM8JvmmlhD8LGptpSDaAtQ/Jewel.PNG

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

<3

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/JQqHS.gif

[kahljorn]

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

[dextire]

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Imock%20misc/wiki.png

[kahljorn]

if i wasnt lazy i would do one that said

SUP

[LordSappington]

I bought a Mosin Nagant last week, and I love it. Cleaned the whole thing out better than it's probably gotten in 65 years, and the sling looks reaalll nice. :orgasm
Also, it has a steel plate on the butt of the gun, which serves a a combination Nazi skull/my shoulder crusher. I don't really have the heart to modify it too much, so for now a towel will suffice until I render my right shoulder into pure scar tissue.

[kahljorn]

whatever nazi

[Zhukov]

I bought a Mosin Nagant last week, and I love it. Cleaned the whole thing out better than it's probably gotten in 65 years, and the sling looks reaalll nice. :orgasm
Also, it has a steel plate on the butt of the gun, which serves a a combination Nazi skull/my shoulder crusher. I don't really have the heart to modify it too much, so for now a towel will suffice until I render my right shoulder into pure scar tissue.

That's pretty cool. Any good pictures? Have you fired it yet?

[Dimnos]

This (http://www.cabelas.com/product/Shooting/Firearm-Components/Stocks-Grips-Accessories%7C/pc/104792580/c/104717880/sc/104606280/Sims-LimbSaver174-Slip-On-Recoil-Pad/741553.uts?destination=%2Fcatalog%2Fbrowse%2Fshoot ing-firearm-components-stocks-grips-accessories%2F_%2FN-1100243%3FWT.z_mc_id1%3D43000000039370500%26WT.src h%3D1%26WT.tsrc%3DPPC%26WT.mc_id%3Dgoogle%7Csho_Fi rearm%2BComponents_Stocks%252C%2BGrips%252C%2BAcce ssories%7CUSA%26rid%3D20%26pcrid%3D8195095017&WTz_l=PPC%3Bcat104606280) Should solve your problem while not really a mod and shouldnt damage the gun in any way.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was gonna put up a picture of The Racketeer in the numbers game thread.

[Colonel Flagg]

Regarding that "numbers game", Willie gets my vote for supreme being for locking that thread.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

.

RULES/
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/09/16-22/ja-rule.jpghttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/09/16-22/ja-rule.jpghttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/09/16-22/ja-rule.jpg


REG'S -
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/30247/1135511-trek1147_super.jpghttp://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/30247/1135511-trek1147_super.jpghttp://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/30247/1135511-trek1147_super.jpg

ARE YOU SERIOUS?
http://images2.makefive.com/images/entertainment/books/top-5-harry-potter-characters/sirius-black-7.jpg
.

[Esuohlim]

zuggity zuggity

[ThrashO]

can someone just lock this thread already :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Watch it pal they may have found an earth-like planet in the habitable zone but they'll never find your body

[Esuohlim]

Also you give off this weird vibe around here where no one really likes you that much but at the same time you're tolerable enough that we're all just dealing with it.

[Esuohlim]

http://i.imgur.com/HBZ6l.jpg

NO SAMS ALLOWED

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/d574457b.jpg

[kahljorn]

what is that thing

[kahljorn]

wth thats name discrimination

[Sam]

YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT I AM A SEXIER LADY.

[Esuohlim]

WELCOME TO RED ROBIN

WHAT'S A GOOD FIRST NAME FOR A FREE FOOD GIVEAWAY HERE AT RED ROBIN ???

HOW ABOUT JAMES >:

[Sam]

JEALOUSY FROM ALL SIDES.

[Zhukov]

On the plus side that burger looks rank.

[Sam]

I would eat the fuck out of that burger.

[Esuohlim]

YOU DO NOT DESERVE IT

[Sam]

I DESERVE NOTHING MORE THEN THAT.

[Colonel Flagg]

Wait a minute .... is that a CHEESEBURGER?

[Fathom Zero]

:eek

[Esuohlim]

oh shit :lol

[executioneer]

YA BLEW IT, SON

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want to eat the burger real bad.

[Aaarg]

you guys are going to get bann

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was going to make a picture of a John Cleeseburger but someone already did and ruined it.

[Fathom Zero]

john ratzenburger

[kahljorn]

for some reason my school canceled my financial aid payment ;/ fucking cunts

and they straight up lied to me too. told me i couldn't collect financial aid for fall of 2011 because i was taking less than six units, now are bitching that they were going to pay me and I withdrew from a class. wtf

also they took a whole semester to even process my financial aid, then told me i had to jump through some lame ass hoops for them which took another month. now they're like, "Well you completed it after the semester was over, so you can't collect."
I'm so pissed.

[Colonel Flagg]

Burgermeister Meisterburger

Also, that is too bad Kahl. Do you have all the documentation of these "lame-ass" excuses, because that could be important if you really want to collect the aid you're due. Does your college have an adjunct law school that offers legal aid - law students that give legal advice for a nominal fee (or for free)? In this case you may be better off getting direction and instruction from the students (ironically) than the employees. I hope you collect what's due.

[kahljorn]

actually i have an e-mail of them saying I'm not eligible for financial aid for the semester i took less than 6 units. Sucks because i took more units at another school so I could've gotten extra money.
Fuck I just want the money for my last semester though cause i took a shitload of units, and they're the ones who took forever to do anything. I kind of think they did it on purpose.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They're professional jerks >:

[kahljorn]

:(

now i have no monies

[kahljorn]

I forgot that sam isnt really a SAM

fuck you fake sam

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

if you google his xbox name tadao's picture comes up halfway down the page with his wife :lol

[Chojin]

for some reason my school canceled my financial aid payment ;/ fucking cunts

and they straight up lied to me too. told me i couldn't collect financial aid for fall of 2011 because i was taking less than six units, now are bitching that they were going to pay me and I withdrew from a class. wtf

also they took a whole semester to even process my financial aid, then told me i had to jump through some lame ass hoops for them which took another month. now they're like, "Well you completed it after the semester was over, so you can't collect."
I'm so pissed.

yeah that kinda stuff happens at community college all the time

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/harkavag.jpg

did you know that if you have a lot of tabs open "Hark, a vagrant" looks like "Hark, a vagina"

[kahljorn]

yeah that kinda stuff happens at community college all the time
attitudes from ex-fat dudes happen all the time

[Zomboid]

I've got that site bookmarked. I think what won me over were those first Nancy Drew comics.

Sorry to hear that, Kahl. What are you taking, anyway? I've got one semester left after this, and while paying back student loans doesn't appeal to me, and neither does work, I guess it'll be nice to stop paying tuition.

[kahljorn]

Next semester is my last semester too. I'm only taking Math right now. I just have to finish my prereqs then I'm eligible to receive 3 degrees.. philosophy, history and liberal arts with emphasis in humanities. If i took one or two other classes i could get a sociology degree, too.

if me bitching at the lead dude at the financial aid place doesn't work tomorrow, then I'll probably get a student loan, too.

[Fathom Zero]

I bought one of those indie bundle things. Now I feel magnanimous for having donated a bit to charity.

[Aaarg]

you mean charities that exist to put video games into hospitals? haha fuck that! give it to the developers... be one of the people paying more than the average of like 2 bucks!

[kahljorn]

so I've been researching online and I guess fafsa is retroactive ;/

plus the people at fafsa told me since the deadline isnt untl june i should've got my money. I'm gonna bitch so hard and if they dont give it to me ill be like, "WHOS YOUR SUPerIOR"
they also changed my award letter online so I cant bring that in and be like WTF. they deleted all the information on it. kinda pissed i didn't print it last week, but i didn't think they would change it in a week...
i almost think they are trying to steal my monies

[Fathom Zero]

you mean charities that exist to put video games into hospitals? haha fuck that! give it to the developers... be one of the people paying more than the average of like 2 bucks!

I paid at least three times that amount.

[executioneer]

you mean charities that exist to put video games into hospitals? haha fuck that! give it to the developers... be one of the people paying more than the average of like 2 bucks!
i think you can actually choose what percentage of your donation goes to charity and what percentage goes to the developers (if it's the humble bundle)

think the default is 60% charity/30% developers/10% to the organization on that one.

i donated $25 to it here (http://humblebronybundle.blogspot.com/), so i'm not even getting any games for it :x :x :x

[Pentegarn]

I can't help but notice someone posted a cheeseburger and then Chojin comes back.

Cheeseburgers must be his Bat Signal

[b_squared]

kahljorn you have me worried. I'm still waiting for my two college kid's money to come in. I just got a notice yesterday that fafsa made corrections to their applications, but they did not say what corrections were made? Kids still do not have the money in the school accounts and I had to pay a partial tuition fee ( 1/3) for each, so they were not dropped from their spring classes.

[Esuohlim]

COLLEGE IS A SCAM ANYWAY

[kahljorn]

you should be fine. i only got fucked over cause I'm almost done with college.

also get bog

[Esuohlim]

also i don't understand how rage comics escaped 4chan

Uhhhhhhhh why not? Every goddamned vapid and banal meme on the internet ever has escaped 4chan because people are fucking retarded and think that stuff is actually funny. It's not a mystery.

[Fathom Zero]

i want to make the sleep times, but i have to wait for the ups man to drop of my mum's kindle

arargarghrghagrhghgrgarhagrahh

[Esuohlim]

Oh hey that's a nice First World Problems meme FZ :rolleyes

BANNED

[kahljorn]

i hate the word meme

[Esuohlim]

I always pronounced it "mehm" because that's how you say it in french (spelled like même though). When I learned it was pronounced "meem" I was like that's the gayest thing i ever heard

[Fathom Zero]

I totally read the Jungle Book today while I was sick. Pretty screwed up book, son.

[Sam]

I PRONOUNCE IT LIKE THIS "STUPID INTERNET SHIT"

[Fathom Zero]

it's the only language sam knows

[Sam]

IT'S ALSO MY NICKNAME FOR FATHOM ZERO

[Fathom Zero]

I CAN'T REPEAT MY NICKNAME FOR SAMSKY

[Rongi]

I tripped on mushrooms a few weeks ago.

It was fun

[Esuohlim]

:drugs

[Rongi]

Sup milhouse

[Sam]

RONGI I AM GLAD YOU ARE BACK FROM YOUR DRUG TRIPS.

[Fathom Zero]

rongi did you make spacelights

[Esuohlim]

Did you make some awesome music like that really awesome band Ween

[Sam]

OR THAT REAL COOL FRANK ZAPPA GUY

[Esuohlim]

fanrk zippos SAM DID YOU GET YOUR FREE FUCKING BURGER >:

[kahljorn]

you tripped over someones dick :O

[kahljorn]

thats ok it happens to me too cause my dick is hella long

its like having a shoelace untied all the time

[Esuohlim]

I use my extra long dick to fuck hookers and then strangle them afterward

[kahljorn]

im too worried about my dick losing its elasticity to do that

[kahljorn]

at least they die doing what they love though

[Grislygus]

Saw that movie, it was boring

[Esuohlim]

WAS IT A HORROR FILM CALLED "DICK NOOSE"?

[kahljorn]

how can you not like the movie dick noose

a movie about dirty dancing that gets dangerous

[kahljorn]

hey theres some kind of gay mexican ad that pops up on my screen all obnoxious like

[Grislygus]

Naw, it was an actual horror film, in real life, called "Soul Vengeance"

boring as hell. I'm not sure how that's possible in a film about a man using his giant mutant penis to strangle people, but it was

[kahljorn]

if my soul got vengeance i guess it would uninteresting;y strangle people to death with its penis too

[Rongi]

Hey kahl how bout i trip my penis across your face

[Fathom Zero]

rpngi goes hard, son

[Rongi]

http://cdn.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/waka_flocka_flame.jpg

[Sam]

Is that a picture of the guy that mugged you?

[Rongi]

it's a picture of my dick

[kahljorn]

Hey kahl how bout i trip my penis across your face

SEE YOU NEXT FALL

IS THAT HOW YOU ASK ALL tHE LADIES FOR A BLOWJOB

[kahljorn]

OK SO I KEEP GETTING THESE ADS thAT ARE "POWERED BY VIZU" AND tHEY Are ANNOYING POPUPS.

[Fathom Zero]

powered by deez nutz

[Fathom Zero]

is more like it

[kahljorn]

POWERED BY GIVEFORCEPOWERS

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I went secret santa shopping last night and the attractive sales girl was like what is this gift for? I was like "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery.." She was all like "Oohh, I'll write that down and check you out." Then she did, she's probably reading this right now.

Sup.

[Rongi]

SEE YOU NEXT FALL

IS THAT HOW YOU ASK ALL tHE LADIES FOR A BLOWJOB

it's how I asked your dad for a blowjob

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

[Esuohlim]

I was like "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery.."

BRO YOU FORGOT HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS

[Esuohlim]

Next time you gotta say "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery, the place where strapping young Milhouse backwards posts http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif"

[kahljorn]

I went secret santa shopping last night and the attractive sales girl was like what is this gift for? I was like "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery.." She was all like "Oohh, I'll write that down and check you out." Then she did, she's probably reading this right now.

Sup.

NICE
WHAT UP LADY

it's how I asked your dad for a blowjob

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

RONgi YOURE SUCH A FAGGOT

[Rongi]

CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES

[Rongi]

i have like 100 dollars to my name right now. it is time to quit smoking cigarettes

tomorrow i'm going to a fancy bar with punk rock girl we're gonna get drunk and have sex later hope you guys have fun making a cat man in skyrim or WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU guys do on friday nights :hat

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

[Rongi]

ps my roommate listens to garbage music hence all the references to garbage music

[Fathom Zero]

okay have fun being a douche

[Rongi]

am not

[kahljorn]

hope you guys have fun making a cat man in skyrim

you're just mad we get pussy easier than you

[Rongi]

my character in skyrim is a cat man :(

[kahljorn]

oh :(

why do you even need punkrock chick then

[Rongi]

because she is pretty much every masturbation fantasy i've had since i was 15, but a real person

the cat man is pretty sweet though, he fights with his bare hands :O

i was really high when i designed him, i tried to make him look like MJ's catmonster thing from thriller

[Sam]

MY CAT MAN WILL FUCK YOU UP RONGI.

FUCK YOU UP AND STEAL YOUR WOMAN.

[executioneer]

jeez did we all make cat mans :-[

[kahljorn]

i made slutty girls :(

[Rongi]

i have 3 papers due tomorrow

i have started exactly none of them

i am so fucked

[Rongi]

FAMOUS RAPIST

[Fathom Zero]

but you get to have sex with a girl, though

that makes it all worth while

[Rongi]

i have a supernatural talent for paper writing. my midterm paper was written at 2 in the morning the night before it was due while i was on amphetamines and caffeine. the combination put me in the hospital at 7:30, got out at 9 and handed it in at 10

i got an A on it

[Fathom Zero]

That tells a lot about the faculty.

[Rongi]

or about how awesome i am, seeing as how i got a higher grade than most people in that class

quit being a hater, fz

[Fathom Zero]

quit being a lame not-paper doing gdi

j/k ilu bby

[Fathom Zero]

ZbwUSkSirQ4

you just need a pick-me-up

[MarioRPG]

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2011/11/15/190588-mario-kills-tanooki.jpg
YES THIS IS A REAL THING :x (http://features.peta.org/mario-kills-tanooki/)

[captain516]

I knew a PETA member once
He stank like shit and would never comb his hair
Also I hated him

[Esuohlim]

Haiku score 13/100 let's try to get the right number of syllables next time

[captain516]

hi milhouse

[Sam]

REGARDING MIRRORS
DUAL HEATED POWERED OUTSIDE
IS MY PREFERENCE

[Zhukov]

If there are any attractive ladies reading this; I'm probably the best catch on here. Exotic and all.

[Sam]

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? BLEED ON THEM? AND THEN PUT THEM IN A SPOILER TAG?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE PLAYING AS MY SKYRIM CAT MAN ANYMORE. IT FEELS LIKE PETAS REVENGE: SNEAKY CAT HEAD AXE SPLAT: THE GAME.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/Wale.jpg

:ibapery

:0

[Aaarg]

some kid was selling fruit for a fundraiser or something and my girlfriend bought some not realizing the amount of fruit it was and now we have like 50 tangelos.

hasppy birthdayto me in a few days!!!!!!!citrus!!!

[Esuohlim]

Oh fuck, SELLING FRUIT. Steal it from people's yards and turn it around for profit. Wait 'til the Eating Healthy and Being Poor thread hears about this

[Fathom Zero]

man, i'm just down coz of the paper chase, man

[Aaarg]

if i had fruit trees i would never eat anything except fruit and then i would die but it would be a happy death

[Esuohlim]

"I was born a poor farmer in rural India in 1936. Today I rely on and edit Wikipedia."

"When I purchased my first computer in 2005, just using the mouse was difficult because my hands shake. But by 2009 I had discovered Wikipedia!"

What the fuck, when is this shit going to be over

[Esuohlim]

Am I the only one here who doesn't really like fruit? Maybe bananas and grapes I guess. I like vegetables, son.

[Sam]

PINEAPPLES IS THE BOMB.

[Esuohlim]

FLAVORS UP THE JIZZ FOR THE LADIES http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif

[Esuohlim]

HERE IS A HAIKU
I HAVE ADD, YOU KNOW
SO I MIGHT STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING

[Aaarg]

i dated a girl who didn't like fruit

A FREAK

[Chojin]

a guy on my facebook is this crazy paleo diet fgt and now he's going on about fluoride

anyone have a link to a choice coolinator thread i could post

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

"I was born a poor farmer in rural India in 1936. Today I rely on and edit Wikipedia."

"When I purchased my first computer in 2005, just using the mouse was difficult because my hands shake. But by 2009 I had discovered Wikipedia!"

What the fuck, when is this shit going to be over

and those stupid sure fire get money faces.

[executioneer]

"things were never easy for me, i was born a poor black child"

[elx]

why are you guys talking about fruit everywhere

[elx]

Oh fuck, SELLING FRUIT. Steal it from people's yards and turn it around for profit. Wait 'til the Eating Healthy and Being Poor thread hears about this
hahaaa ohhhhh, that's good

[Sam]

FOR THE LADIES

[Aaarg]

fruit good what else is there to say !!

[Zhukov]

Wait, you can rely on Wikipedia as a job? It somehow provides income?

[Fathom Zero]

i'm digging giorgio moroder week

[executioneer]

Wait, you can rely on Wikipedia as a job? It somehow provides income?
it sounds like he's retired/disabled, and Wikipedia is THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES HIM JOY

[Rongi]

it sounds like he's retired/disabled, and Wikipedia is THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES HIM JOY

ladies and gents, the most depressing thing ever posted on this forum :(

[Sam]

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

[kahljorn]

what about when we found how that sam isnt even sam's real name, and he gets a free cheeseburger and we dont?

fuck that.

[Esuohlim]

I AM STILL PISSED