View Full Version : I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)
Asila
Oct 10th, 2008, 11:01 PM
I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A LARGE AND UNWIELDY STICK, YOU POMPOUS ASS.
NOW GO AWAY BEFORE I GENUINELY HATE YOU.
Neen
Oct 10th, 2008, 11:07 PM
IF I WANTED ANY LIP FROM YOU, I'D JIGGLE MY COIN PURSE.
Asila
Oct 10th, 2008, 11:18 PM
>:
Asila
Oct 10th, 2008, 11:19 PM
I will always lament the fact that you cannot genuinely snap someone's neck in half online.
Neen
Oct 10th, 2008, 11:21 PM
Is that some kind of euphemism? :orgasm
Neen
Oct 10th, 2008, 11:41 PM
FINE BE THAT WAY.
Tadao
Oct 10th, 2008, 11:52 PM
The clerk forgot to ring up my vodka. Drinks all around! I just pounded a bloody mary whooohoooo
Asila
Oct 10th, 2008, 11:57 PM
I've got peach flavoured shit. and the room's spinning around, YAY
WhiteRat
Oct 11th, 2008, 01:50 AM
i'm on that drank and about to be on that bed
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 02:02 AM
Sexy
Immortal Goat
Oct 11th, 2008, 02:16 AM
Rum cider. Tasty.
Asila
Oct 11th, 2008, 02:17 AM
GIVE
UP
THE
FUNK
Asila
Oct 11th, 2008, 02:26 AM
FISHBONE HAS KILLED MY HEADPHONES
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 02:27 AM
TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T GET TO fIREHOSE
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 02:28 AM
Rum cider. Tasty.
That sounds weird. Hot rum and apple? Maybe not bad.
Asila
Oct 11th, 2008, 02:34 AM
I like hot rum cider.
YEAH I WILL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 02:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znGA0OPWV3U
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 02:41 AM
I don't know why I like RaNkeri (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4301). WHy do I like you RaNkeri (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4301)?
kahljorn
Oct 11th, 2008, 03:23 AM
i always thought that you were rankeri until i noticed that your names were different
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 03:32 AM
Get an avatar!
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 03:42 AM
I bet we would fall in love with each other :(
Asila
Oct 11th, 2008, 03:53 AM
You love everyone
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 03:54 AM
:hourglass
Dixie
Oct 11th, 2008, 04:36 AM
i'm back
kinda
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 04:44 AM
I have music for you CIG
Dixie
Oct 11th, 2008, 12:50 PM
Yay music!
I got an mp3 player yesterday so I'm loading it up!
:D
liquidstatik
Oct 11th, 2008, 12:59 PM
:D
Neen
Oct 11th, 2008, 01:08 PM
MP3s are going the way of the cassette tape. :D
Dixie
Oct 11th, 2008, 01:12 PM
Dude I don't even have a cell phone, being obsolete is not a problem here.
RaNkeri
Oct 11th, 2008, 01:20 PM
I think I still have my Scatman c-cassette somewhere around
kahljorn
Oct 11th, 2008, 02:28 PM
part of what maks me so cool is that i dont have an avatar and im not about to ruin it just so i can fit in
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 03:50 PM
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5075/42820403kp8.jpg
Dixie
Oct 11th, 2008, 04:01 PM
RED ROCKET!
ElPila666
Oct 11th, 2008, 04:04 PM
uh?, a giant dildo?
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 04:07 PM
OMG I'm gonna puke!
:puke
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 04:50 PM
Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Predict Intensely Brisk Autumn
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/extreme_weather_alert
:lol
Neen
Oct 11th, 2008, 05:52 PM
http://news.aol.com/article/woman-105-credits-no-sex-for-long-life/207584
Guitar Woman
Oct 11th, 2008, 05:55 PM
I knew it!
See you fags in 100 years.
MetalMilitia
Oct 11th, 2008, 05:58 PM
Oh my god.
Earlier I ate a pizza called "The Inferno". It was really fucking hot going in but coming out...
Do they make refrigerated toilet-roll holders?
:jeanette
Neen
Oct 11th, 2008, 06:01 PM
It's called an ice cream chaser.
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 06:15 PM
Put these in the fridge.
http://well.ca/images/large/products/pampers-kandoo-wipes-refill_1207844832_LRG.jpg
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 06:18 PM
That would so go in a medical forum.
Tadao
Oct 11th, 2008, 06:38 PM
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/gallery/9/2008/10/medium_2931335346_09af94807f_o.jpg
RaNkeri
Oct 11th, 2008, 06:50 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/mariotoadpimp.jpg
sloth
Oct 11th, 2008, 09:41 PM
who else is drinking
sloth
Oct 11th, 2008, 09:42 PM
and listening to converge
sloth
Oct 11th, 2008, 09:44 PM
because their ex has moved on
sloth
Oct 11th, 2008, 09:45 PM
maybe i narrowed the field a bit too hastily there
sloth
Oct 11th, 2008, 09:54 PM
FUCK YOU GUYS
TIME TO UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATIS
:(
kahljorn
Oct 12th, 2008, 12:54 AM
"moving on" is such a smug emotion or whatever it is.
RaNkeri
Oct 12th, 2008, 03:18 AM
:rolleyes
Immortal Goat
Oct 12th, 2008, 03:32 AM
Hey Willie! I got a cat!
executioneer
Oct 12th, 2008, 05:22 AM
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
Kitsa
Oct 12th, 2008, 09:29 AM
Something must be wrong with me for loling myself sick at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM
Jeanette X
Oct 12th, 2008, 11:07 AM
Oh my god.
Earlier I ate a pizza called "The Inferno". It was really fucking hot going in but coming out...
Do they make refrigerated toilet-roll holders?
:jeanette
Wet the toilet paper with cold water from the faucet, then use it.
Neen
Oct 12th, 2008, 11:51 AM
I just washed down some sausage patties with milk. I'm trying to not think about it. Urp.
Neen
Oct 12th, 2008, 12:10 PM
http://ecoworldly.com/2008/10/07/scientists-discover-fish-in-act-of-evolution-in-africas-greatest-lake/
The comments are the best part. "It's adaptation, not evolution" "I thought evolution couldn't happen in a couple thousand years? This evolution is bullshit"
RaNkeri
Oct 12th, 2008, 01:33 PM
Just watched an episode of MST3K.
Never heard my name being said so many times in a foreign tv show :>
DevilWearsPrada
Oct 12th, 2008, 03:22 PM
HEY D00DZ I JUST GOT BACK FROM A 2DAY DRINKING BINGE LO WUTS ^
Dixie
Oct 12th, 2008, 03:26 PM
Who the fuck are you again?
DevilWearsPrada
Oct 12th, 2008, 03:28 PM
Your most hated enemy.
Dixie
Oct 12th, 2008, 03:32 PM
Your most hated enemy.
You do not meet such qualifications.
But you amuse me, and I'd like to slap my cock on your nose.
RaNkeri
Oct 12th, 2008, 05:19 PM
YOUTUBE CHALLENGE
Find a rap musicvideo that does NOT have
1) cars
2) girls
3) ass shaking
4) girls shaking ass
5) revealing clothing
6) girls wearing revealing clothing
7) girls,wearin revealing clothing, shaking ass
8) Hard mutha-fuckin' gangstas
9) ridiculous clothing
You have 6 hours, good night
executioneer
Oct 12th, 2008, 05:32 PM
that doesnt have ALL of those or just one
pac-man
Oct 12th, 2008, 05:49 PM
YOUTUBE CHALLENGE
Find a rap musicvideo that does NOT have
1) cars
2) girls
3) ass shaking
4) girls shaking ass
5) revealing clothing
6) girls wearing revealing clothing
7) girls,wearin revealing clothing, shaking ass
8) Hard mutha-fuckin' gangstas
9) ridiculous clothing
You have 6 hours, good night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1u43KDiWD0
You're a little behind the curve on the rap stereotypes
pac-man
Oct 12th, 2008, 05:52 PM
Or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC2G3iQqPo0
pac-man
Oct 12th, 2008, 05:54 PM
or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAqVHnsLww0
pac-man
Oct 12th, 2008, 05:55 PM
Although "girls" is ridiculously prohibitive no matter what kind of music video you want to find and "ridiculous clothing" is purely objective.
EDIT: chances are there are those who will say anything anyone wears in a rap video is ridiculous.
Tadao
Oct 12th, 2008, 07:01 PM
******s can't play, that's cheating!
Tadao
Oct 12th, 2008, 07:02 PM
Also, any Aesop Rock video.
DevilWearsPrada
Oct 12th, 2008, 08:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuK2A1ZqoWs
DevilWearsPrada
Oct 12th, 2008, 08:13 PM
I hate flobots, but I looked up everybody else I knew but your requirements are way too extreme. no girls? really?
pac-man
Oct 12th, 2008, 08:19 PM
******s can't play, that's cheating!
Alright, but when there's an easy listening game I get first dibs.
Tadao
Oct 12th, 2008, 08:21 PM
an easy listening video without white people in it. 6 hours.
pac-man
Oct 12th, 2008, 08:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0BqB48r-Fc
DevilWearsPrada
Oct 12th, 2008, 08:26 PM
:pagebrak
you win some kind of award
Immortal Goat
Oct 12th, 2008, 09:07 PM
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
http://www.axcessmypics.com/photos/photo02/86/39/624354abf6ab.jpg
She's actually my girlfriend's kitty, but since we share an apartment, she's mine, too. Her name is Salem. She's a bitch :)
Asila
Oct 12th, 2008, 09:13 PM
KITTY
executioneer
Oct 12th, 2008, 09:19 PM
omg look at that whiskerface, adorable
Colonel Flagg
Oct 12th, 2008, 09:57 PM
That looks just like my cat, except he's about twice the size, and he's a guy. 'course with a cat, how can you tell?
Asila
Oct 12th, 2008, 09:58 PM
He looks exactly like my aunt and uncle's cat, who hates me.
SO I WANT TO LOVE HIM MORE
WhiteRat
Oct 12th, 2008, 11:14 PM
YOUTUBE CHALLENGE
Find a rap musicvideo that does NOT have
1) cars
2) girls
3) ass shaking
4) girls shaking ass
5) revealing clothing
6) girls wearing revealing clothing
7) girls,wearin revealing clothing, shaking ass
8) Hard mutha-fuckin' gangstas
9) ridiculous clothing
You have 6 hours, good night
I challenge you to not be a douche. You've had 3 years. Good night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDFbVrdLu00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mt3vZHDiM8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPoI5gWhC6w
Guitar Woman
Oct 13th, 2008, 12:30 AM
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3342/themboysaintrightch1.jpg
Guitar Woman
Oct 13th, 2008, 12:31 AM
what have I done
Dixie
Oct 13th, 2008, 02:36 AM
A terrible thing.
Bad GW, bad.
pac-man
Oct 13th, 2008, 08:51 AM
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3342/themboysaintrightch1.jpg
:lol
Kitsa
Oct 13th, 2008, 09:31 AM
We just put a pile of Hurricane Ike branches at the curb yesterday. It's several feet taller than me. I bet the city's gonna be thrilled.
Grislygus
Oct 13th, 2008, 05:49 PM
I'M SORRY I CONTAMINATED YOUR PENIS THREAD GLOWBELLY IT'S JUST THAT DWP IS SO LAME I CAN'T HELP IT
Kitsa
Oct 13th, 2008, 07:09 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/ghoulishgoodtime.jpg
Tadao
Oct 13th, 2008, 08:00 PM
Awesome!
bigtimecow
Oct 13th, 2008, 09:48 PM
i'm watching MAGIC'S BIGGEST SECRETS FINALLY REVEALED right now and i'm sorely disappointed
Dixie
Oct 13th, 2008, 09:50 PM
Does he really have AIDS?
Rape.
executioneer
Oct 13th, 2008, 10:29 PM
hahaha
Seven Force
Oct 13th, 2008, 11:12 PM
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3342/themboysaintrightch1.jpg
hahahahahahahha
the boy aint right
kahljorn
Oct 13th, 2008, 11:25 PM
it's that kid from akira get em
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:08 AM
This place is just POPPIN tonight huh
I may very well be making Mikey and Fucko Escape From Hell if someone doesn't start talking
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:14 AM
Hi Gus! Did you know I can't get off if the woman is faking it? :tear
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:17 AM
I seem to recall writing TADAO: TRANSCRIPTS OF A SEX MURDERER in relation to the subject
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:18 AM
Ok, just making awkward conversation.
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:19 AM
And I'm continuing it!
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:19 AM
DO YOU LIKE ESPRESSOS TADAO?
Sam
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:20 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/PAGEBREAK.jpg
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:21 AM
I can't wash the blood off of my hands. If only she didn't moan every time I was on the outstroke. Stupid fakers.
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:21 AM
SHIT AW FUCK I RUIN EVERYTHING SAM I'M SORRY BRA
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:22 AM
I like regular coffee, no sugar, no cream and strong.
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:23 AM
Good, espressos taste like shit
Sam
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:23 AM
FUCK YOU WITH YOUR INQUISITIONS ABOUT QUEER COFFEE BEVERAGES >:
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:24 AM
I like my vodka straight, my beer stout and my cigarettes non filter.
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:26 AM
I would drink coffee from a Turk, but I don't trust those dirty Waps.
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:26 AM
IMA GUINNESS MAN MASEF
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:27 AM
AND SCREW YOU SAM BATHE IN MY SUPERIOR ART SKILLS YES THERE I SAID IT DO YOU HEAR ME BOY
Sam
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:28 AM
I WILL MURDER YOU AND DRAW WITH YOUR BLOOD GRUSLYGOOSE >:
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:29 AM
yet they're worth nothing in the long run:tear
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:29 AM
Irish stout is the only stout. As black as the Irish river.
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:30 AM
OH YEAH WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT SAMMIE
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/LifeandHappiness.jpg
YEAH DO YOU SEE THAT NIXON IS EATING A DEMON DOES THAT BLOW YOUR MIND MAN I GOTS ME A WHOLE BAG O TRICKS
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:30 AM
Merlot is the best wine too. I'm just a bitter kinda guy I guess.
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:31 AM
That is great, how did you do that in paint? :rolleyes
Sam
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:32 AM
WHY IS HUNTER S. THOMPSON IN HELL?
THAT GUY IS SOOOO IN HEAVEN EVEN THOUGH HE KILLED HIMSELF. >:
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:32 AM
LOTS OF COCAINE, WHY
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:33 AM
HUNTER S THOMPSON IS IN HELL BECAUSE HE AIN'T HAVIN ANY OF THAT PANSY HARP SHIT
BESIDES, HE'S WAITING FOR CHENEY TO SHOW UP
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:33 AM
WHERE IS ASILA SHE IS USUALLY SCREAMING BACK AT US BY NOW
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:34 AM
NOTHING WRONG WITH HARP, IT'S AN OK BEER.
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:35 AM
HE'S A STRAIGHT WILD TURKEY MAN, YOU KNOW THAT
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:37 AM
AND ETHER, CAN'T FORGET THE FUCKING ETHER
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:38 AM
HEY, WHAT ABOUT THE RUM DIARIES. HE DRANK ALOT OF RUM ON THAT ISLAND.
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:41 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/41FDB6J33GL_SL500_AA280_.jpg
FINE, BE CONTRARY, SEE IF I CARE
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:44 AM
THAT'S MY FAVORITE POSITION
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:46 AM
THEN PERHAPS YOU CAN PUT THAT CONTRARINESS TO USE WHEN I PUT IT TO YOU THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A SITE THAT WILL IMPORT AD SHIP BRENNIVIN TO THE UNITED STATES
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:47 AM
What is this Gaiaonline.com thing. It looks pretty gay. I'd rather hang out in Sanriotown
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:47 AM
It's no use, no one can Caps like the master ):
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:48 AM
I believe Gaiaonline is where 13 year olds who think they're homosexual hang out
So if it was made earlier, Buffalo Bill would have had a safer hobby
Seven Force
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:52 AM
gw should go back there
RaNkeri
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:02 AM
Gaia Online is an English-language, anime-themed social networking and forums-based website. Originally named "Go-Gaia.com", the website was changed to gaiaonline.com on February 18, 2003 by its owner, Gaia Interactive. Gaia originally began as an anime linklist and eventually developed a small community,but, following a statement by founder Derek Liu (username "Lanzer"), the website moved towards social gaming. It eventually became the forum-based website it is now. Today, over a million posts are made daily and it is visited by 7 million unique users each month. Gaia also won the 2007 Webware 100 award in the Community category.
Users of the site, known as Gaians, create a customizable avatar and a customizable virtual home for which they can purchase items using what is called gold. This is given to users after playing games or posting inside the forums; the site also rewards users every day with random gold or items with the Daily Chance. In July 2007, Gaia released Gaia Cash that can be bought at Rite Aid, Wal-Mart, Target stores, 7-11,Speedway SuperAmerica, Taco Bell, or directly from 'Gaiaonline.com' itself.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/gaia.jpg
For fucks sake
more like gaya am I rite :rolleyes
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:05 AM
pants
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:05 AM
Breaaaaurgh
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:08 AM
Which one are you RaNkeri?
American Tiger Lily 13?
RaNkeri
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:14 AM
No, I'm (V) Razgnz Angel (V) :(
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:17 AM
vewwy coo
RaNkeri
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:23 AM
One's name is [~ Sonic the Hedgehog ~], big fucking surprise :/
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:27 AM
Don't look at it too long, it will turn you into a Japanophile.
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:29 AM
HOW CAN ANYTHING BE MORE FUN THAN THIS?
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/13/orangsinwheelbarrow.jpg
RaNkeri
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:38 AM
A BARREL OF DEAD BABIES
What is even more funnier?
Dixie
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:41 AM
Rape.
RaNkeri
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:41 AM
THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM IS STILL ALIVE
What is the funniest, most hillarious thing ever?
RaNkeri
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:43 AM
IT'S GOING TO EAT IT'S WAY TO FREEDOM
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:45 AM
Hey RaNkeri, if you ship Grislygus his booze,I win the challenge.
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:52 AM
He's a Finn, not a mazzle-y icelander capable of pounding the brewskis
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:53 AM
But he can order it, and then send it to you! Thus, I win.
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:59 AM
ONLY IF HE DOES IT WHICH HE WILL NOT
RaNkeri
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:59 AM
what challenge is this?
:x
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:59 AM
Thus, I win
HA
Grislygus
Oct 14th, 2008, 03:00 AM
THE CHALLENGE OF HIS CONTRARINESS
RaNkeri
Oct 14th, 2008, 03:05 AM
Sorry Gus, but going and buying this sissy icelandic booze is kinda gay in Finland. Therefore, can't help you. Tadao wins :/
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 03:06 AM
Damit RaNkeri!
FOR THIS I START MOVING THE 2ND CAPITAL LETTER IN YOUR NAME TO DIFFERNT PLACES EXCEPT THE "N"!
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 03:06 AM
NO RankEri! TADAO LOSES!
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 03:08 AM
we all lose actually.
RaNkeri
Oct 14th, 2008, 03:11 AM
it's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all gonna have to take a bite
Dixie
Oct 14th, 2008, 03:14 AM
http://images.cafepress.com/image/16922500_400x400.jpg
pac-man
Oct 14th, 2008, 09:45 AM
http://imagebot.org/debate.jpg
Seven Force
Oct 14th, 2008, 10:13 AM
:lol
liquidstatik
Oct 14th, 2008, 10:30 AM
:lol
liquidstatik
Oct 14th, 2008, 10:31 AM
:(
Esuohlim
Oct 14th, 2008, 10:46 AM
I sent in my absentee ballot yesterday.
I VOTED FOR THE BLACK GUY TO PROVE I AM NOT A RACIST
Jack Kevorkian was on the ballot too so I voted for him :eek
I don't remember anybody else >:
liquidstatik
Oct 14th, 2008, 10:47 AM
i forgot lol :(
Esuohlim
Oct 14th, 2008, 10:48 AM
Voting is stupid >:
pac-man
Oct 14th, 2008, 10:48 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a188/BEASTMARIO/dont_forget_to_vote_magnet.jpg
Kitsa
Oct 14th, 2008, 11:55 AM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/eitherone.jpg
executioneer
Oct 14th, 2008, 01:16 PM
IM NOT EVEN REGISTERED, FUCK THAT SHIT
Kitsa
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:27 PM
Is it just me or does Holly Madison (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,437453,00.html) look like she belongs in the professional wrestling sphere now?
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 03:18 PM
Glowbelly is hawt, I like it when she tells children scat stories!
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 03:32 PM
My old stomping grounds is burning down.
RaNkeri
Oct 14th, 2008, 03:35 PM
Hehehehe, you missed me, dumb fuck
MarioRPG
Oct 14th, 2008, 04:56 PM
I VOTED FOR THE BLACK GUY TO PROVE I AM NOT A RACIST
Yet you still have to label him by colour to state that. ;)
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 06:52 PM
I THOUGHT I WAS FINALLY GETTING OVER HATING EVERYTHING, BUT EVERY MID-DAY I WANT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING!
:sadclownface
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 08:27 PM
I blame my problems on booze. If it wasn't for booze I would be a good person.
Aaarg
Oct 14th, 2008, 08:33 PM
Quit drinkink!
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 08:37 PM
Then you would become some sort of unfunny vortex that would destroy what happy I have left. No, drinking keeps me fro murdering stupid fucks like you.
Aaarg
Oct 14th, 2008, 08:53 PM
Boy you got issues.
The last time I was drunk drunk I threw up four times (I only remember doing it twice) and had sex three times (I only remember once completely).
Tadao
Oct 14th, 2008, 09:03 PM
And you have no clue, this is chat buddy boy. You need to page a friend already.
Stupid fag.
Aaarg
Oct 14th, 2008, 09:11 PM
PAGE!!!!
ElPila666
Oct 14th, 2008, 11:55 PM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/7104/jimmypageol4.jpg
Page!!! :rock
Grislygus
Oct 15th, 2008, 12:51 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/satchel-paige-hof.jpg
PAIGE
Grislygus
Oct 15th, 2008, 12:59 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/PAIGE.gif
PAIGE WANNA PAGE
Dixie
Oct 15th, 2008, 09:35 AM
I feel great today.
I hope you guys do too.
:)
Well SOME of you.
>:
wobzire
Oct 15th, 2008, 09:47 AM
I don't.
Dixie
Oct 15th, 2008, 09:52 AM
Work on it buster.
wobzire
Oct 15th, 2008, 10:02 AM
Work is the problem, but I will try I guess.
Dixie
Oct 15th, 2008, 10:05 AM
Very few people actually like their jobs, my friend.
Hell, I'd like to go back to being a part-time housewife.
Stupid Women's Lib.
Dixie
Oct 15th, 2008, 10:28 AM
Where my bitches at?
TODAY IS THE DAY!
wobzire
Oct 15th, 2008, 11:10 AM
Yeah! We are seriously lacking in bitches.
Asila
Oct 15th, 2008, 12:33 PM
GAH already? holdonholdon
Grislygus
Oct 15th, 2008, 12:38 PM
I FEEL GREAT CIG
Dixie
Oct 15th, 2008, 12:49 PM
Hehehe
Your turn Asila!
:D
Feeling great is great, man.
RaNkeri
Oct 15th, 2008, 12:59 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/no.jpg
RaNkeri
Oct 15th, 2008, 12:59 PM
I so need to make a gif out of that one :(
Kitsa
Oct 15th, 2008, 01:38 PM
I'm having a super good time on YoVille! :D
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/workinghardorhardlyworking.jpg
Sam
Oct 15th, 2008, 01:41 PM
HOW ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME WHEN YOU ARE 0% DRUNK?
Kitsa
Oct 15th, 2008, 02:24 PM
Being drunk in that game is surprisingly unexciting. The screen just gets really blurry. I thought you'd be, you know, waking up in your apartment with your pants around your ankles, but no.
Tadao
Oct 15th, 2008, 02:32 PM
Maybe she has a barrel full of monkeys.
Grislygus
Oct 15th, 2008, 02:50 PM
I THINK KITSA WAS COOLER WHEN SHE WAS A CUTTLEFISH
Sam
Oct 15th, 2008, 02:54 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/PAGEBREAK.jpg
Sam
Oct 15th, 2008, 02:55 PM
I DID IT! :picklehat
Grislygus
Oct 15th, 2008, 02:57 PM
http://www.igotnewsforyou.com/images/cheering_crowd.jpg
Tadao
Oct 15th, 2008, 02:57 PM
I THINK KITSA WAS COOLER WHEN SHE WAS A CUTTLEFISH
Cuttlefish are served at Japanese restaurants like tortilla chips in Mexican restaurants.
RaNkeri
Oct 15th, 2008, 03:01 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/BIGroll.gif
Grislygus
Oct 15th, 2008, 03:04 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/bushsr.jpg
Grislygus
Oct 15th, 2008, 03:04 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/winnbriann.jpg
RaNkeri
Oct 15th, 2008, 03:08 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/no.jpg
Kitsa
Oct 15th, 2008, 04:13 PM
I THINK KITSA WAS COOLER WHEN SHE WAS A CUTTLEFISH
WRONG...Kitsa was never cool.
And a bunch of people didn't know what the cuttlefish was and I got sick of explaining it.
Tadao
Oct 15th, 2008, 04:24 PM
A highly intelligent squid.
Kitsa
Oct 15th, 2008, 04:46 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/glory-hole-wipers-copy-1.jpg
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/glory-hole-wipers-copy-1.jpg)
Tadao
Oct 15th, 2008, 07:33 PM
This made my dick twitch :(
http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/3451/picture004ge0.jpg
Kitsa
Oct 15th, 2008, 08:41 PM
Fuck...I STILL don't know if GW is male or female.
Aaarg
Oct 15th, 2008, 08:56 PM
Either male or unfortunate female.
ElPila666
Oct 15th, 2008, 09:22 PM
She does look like a hot chick to me :love
Dixie
Oct 15th, 2008, 09:23 PM
GW is a VERY hot chick.
Guitar Woman
Oct 15th, 2008, 09:43 PM
:>
Guitar Woman
Oct 15th, 2008, 09:44 PM
Good thing you guys can't see my MAN BEARD in that picture. :man
pac-man
Oct 15th, 2008, 10:03 PM
Are Joe Sixpack and Joe the Plumber related to Joe Biden?
Neen
Oct 15th, 2008, 10:35 PM
A family that shares the same first name, but not the surname, like hillbillies.
Grislygus
Oct 16th, 2008, 12:50 AM
YOU GUYS SEE THE NEW ZBF PICTURE
HE GOT WORSE
Tadao
Oct 16th, 2008, 12:53 AM
I saved it : pub
Grislygus
Oct 16th, 2008, 12:55 AM
HE CUT HIS HAIR AND GOT WORSE
Tadao
Oct 16th, 2008, 12:55 AM
What did he look like before? I vaguely remember.
zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 16th, 2008, 12:59 AM
A gorilla.
Grislygus
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:00 AM
:pagebrak
Pfft. Gorilla. Right.
Imagine a chubbycheeked little chipmunk with a grease mane.
Tadao
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:01 AM
If a gorilla was a fat pastie white suburban kid.
zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:04 AM
Damn straight.
Tadao
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:08 AM
Did you ever have any dignity?
zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:12 AM
I really did. I came here and didn't mind it at all. I was just a super-douche and made it worse, probably on accident. I was insanely retarded when I was here before.
I COME BACK WITH PRIDE. Seriously though, this sucks. It isn't fun anymore. What happened? Pub's given me some updates and it's a big clusterfuck appearantly.
Tadao
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:14 AM
You sound a lot like JOAT. Are you an Otaku as well? I can hook you up.
zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:17 AM
I don't want to know what either of those are.
Tadao
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:23 AM
The only reason why you are here is because you are nostalgic for the attention you once had. I'm guessing this is all a big build up to the grand story you are gonna tell us.
Whatever.
zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:28 AM
I actually have a very depressing story of why I suddenly left. I was moruning a person who had died that I and a friend of mine found (his mom), but this is not the time or place.
And no, I actually came back to see what was up, it was almost a year. And that "nostalgic attention" was me getting bashed, which I didnt, and still don't mind. But now that I'm back I wish I felt like shit from you guys. I went back and re-read some post and feel really bad.
SO SORRY, THERE, HAPPY?
Tadao
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:29 AM
No, make a thread.
Grislygus
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:30 AM
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW HAW HAW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Dixie
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:30 AM
What the fuck is happening with these pansies apologizing for having sandy vaginas lately?
Grislygus
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:30 AM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
AHAW
AHAW
AHAW
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAW
Grislygus
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:31 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/CryingChild.jpg
Grislygus
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:32 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Chimpanzee-comforting-a-crying-chil.jpg
zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:33 AM
:lol damn, that was awesome.
Grislygus
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:35 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/agony-of-defeat.jpg
Grislygus
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:35 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/elian.jpg
Grislygus
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:38 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/LinkWindupToy.jpg
Grislygus
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:39 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/39761474happykid.jpg
Dixie
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:40 AM
http://www.lostwackys.com/images/original-series/2nd/boohoo.jpg
Grislygus
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:41 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/background-1.jpg
Dixie
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:42 AM
Rape.
Grislygus
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:43 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/39761474happykid-1.jpg
Tadao
Oct 16th, 2008, 01:47 AM
http://i.somethingawful.com/404/egad.jpg
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