I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Moobs]

fuck :<

[MarioRPG]

Oh Pub, it's like 3rd grade all over again. You only annoy the one you like. :rolleyes

[Emu]

Do you guys think we could get to page 1000 by the end of June?

[Pub Lover]

Oh Pub, it's like 3rd grade all over again. You only annoy the one you like. :rolleyes
You'll have to fill me in on that, I skipped the 3rd Grade.

[Pub Lover]

Do you guys think we could get to page 1000 by the end of June?
We could give it a go, but all you slackers would have to help.

[Seven Force]

I'm in like SIN.

[Terra]

We could give it a go, but all you slackers would have to help.

Don't dissapear for so long and we'll help out. grr

[Pub Lover]

300+ pages in a month? No chance.

[Esuohlim]

Peh

[Pub Lover]

HOORAY EVERYONE! LOOK! LOOK IT'S ESUOHLIM! HE'LL GIVE US A PITHY COMMENT TO HELP US LAUGH THROUGH THE FUCKING TEARS!

[Pub Lover]

Or not. >:

[Pub Lover]

http://www.esuohlim.com/i-mock/house.gif
HEY HEY HEY! I LOVE YOU GUYS! YOU ROCK!

[Pub Lover]

THANK YOU ESUOHLIM, YOU ROCK TOO!

[Terra]

oh god this is awesome

[Esuohlim]

uh huh

[Pub Lover]

As Ranma watched the unconscious Akane awaken, the relief in her face was evident to all.

“Akane! Speak to me!” Ranma cried.

“I am not speaking to you, you idiot.” Akane said, then she turned her head away from Ranma, whose heart felt like it would shatter.

In another Reality: on the moon: in a Queen Serenity’s castle: in the throne room

A mage was escorted under heavy guard to the ruler of known space, Queen Serenity the First.

“Yes?” Was all Queen Serenity said in an ice cold voice. The mage trembled with fear. He brought good news, but who know if the Queen would take it as such after all this time. After all, her daughter had been missing among the dimensions for over fifteen hundred years. Many mages had lost their lives for failing to find her, and now he had. Would he be rewarded for finding her? Or punished for taking so long. Realizing that he was just standing there saying nothing, thus angering the Queen, he said

“I have found her.” He sighed mentally. That didn’t come out too bad.

“Really? Where is my daughter? And how did you find her, after all others have failed?” Queen Serenity asked with a raised eyebrow and an only slightly cool voice.

“The information regarding the reality she’s in is on this data cube.” He said. Queen Serenity nodded, and Senshi Rei of Mars came over to him and claimed the cube. She then took it back to the Queen, keeling before her, offering the cube. The Queen took it, and the Senshi of Mars stood and retook her place at her Queens’s side.

The mage then continued, after a nod from his Queen to do so. “As to how I found her, I will admit I was lucky. I was scanning several dimensions, when I saw her power spike in one of them. If not for the battle she was in, I never would have found her.” The mage said.

“Battle you say. I hope my dear daughters alright.” She said inserting the cube into a receptacle on her throne’s arm, and calling up a screen to see the data.

“Oh yes, your daughter’s fine. She won the battle. However she looks quite different, but her energy signature defiantly identifies her as your wayward daughter.”

“Hmm, yes, yes it does. And she looks good to. And this reality! It’s ripe for conquering. Mars,” The Queen called out.

“Yes your majesty?” Mars asked, going ramrod strait.

“Get Mercury and Pluto to do more research on this reality. And get my other Senshi ready for war. Oh, and call in all my generals to the throne room. You are dismissed, Mars.” Queen Serenity said.

Turning to the mage the Queen said, “You are to take this cube and all other data you have collected to Mercury’s lab, and then explain exactly how you found my daughter to both Mercury and Pluto. You will then be at their disposal.” She said as a guard handed the mage the data cube.

“Yes my Queen.” The Mage said bowing.

As the room cleared, Queen Serenity the First smiled an evil smile, and said aloud “Such an interesting new playground you’ve giving me my daughter. In gratitude I’ll let you kill your twin in that reality, to bad mine is dead. That could have been a challenge. Oh well.” She then laughed long and hard.

Jusenkyö, China: that night

Ranma had been feeling strange ever since that fight. Stronger somehow, and more comfortable as a girl then he ever had been, it was a relief when the water warmed up enough to change him back into a male, ‘Otherwise I might even grow to like this new feeling.’ Ranma thought with a shudder. Akane was still not talking to him, and the others were leaving him alone too. As he poured the warm water on his head, he felt, less complete then he had felt a moment ago as a she. Then the pain set in.

‘Crap! Why do I hurt so much?’ Ranma thought to him self. ‘Maybe I’ll feel better in the morning.’ He thought getting into his sleeping bag.

He didn’t though. He felt even worse. At least till mid afternoon when a sudden rain shower got him and all the other cursed individuals. Akane was too busy beating on Ryoga’s pig form, calling out, “Ryoga you pervert! I’ll show you!” and everyone else was to busy watching the said beat down, to notice Ranma’s look of utter relief at turning female, followed by a look of curiosity, then fear.

Then Akane went after Ranma, crying “Pervert!” and he then had no more time to think of such things.

Rei’s Grandfather’s temple: Juban, Japan: later in the week

“Setsuna,” Rei said dangerously “What is happening? Galaxia was supposed to be our final opponent, so who are these guys?” Rei asked, quite pissed off. They had just had their third fight with a mysterious enemy, soldiers leading Youma, and all the fights had been quite close.

“I don’t know.” Setsuna said, surprising all of them. “All I can tell is they are not from this time line.” She said.

“So, they are from an alternate reality?” Ami asked Setsuna.

“Yes.” Setsuna said nodding. “They have to be. It will take some time to search out their home reality and find out what we’re dealing with, so Princess, if you will excuse me? I must get back to the search.” Setsuna told Usagi.

After Rei elbowed her, Usagi spoke up, saying “Uh, yah, sure. You’re dismissed Setsuna. Go find out what you can.” She told Setsuna.

After Setsuna was gone, Usagi said to Rei “You didn’t have to hit me so hard.”

“Well answer her more quickly next time. She’s taking this ‘Usagi is the Princess.’ thing to a whole new level. And she has been ever since Galaxia was beat by you. So get your self into the role, because Setsuna needs it, and so will the world soon.” Rei told Usagi in a lecturing tone.

“Ok Rei.” Usagi sighed.

In another Reality: on the moon: in a Queen Serenity’s castle: in the throne room

“So,” Queen Serenity began to her generals “They are beating our weakest Youma? Good, very good.” The Queen said with a smile.

“Um, your Majesty?” One of the braver generals dared ask.

“Yes?” She acknowledged.

“Um, not to question the brilliance of your plan, but why do we keep sending small squads of our weakest Youma, led by our most inexperienced soldiers? It does not make sense to my inferior mind, your Majesty.” The brave general asked.

“Yes, I can see how it might make your tiny brain hurt.” The Queen said to him. “It’s quite simple really. They are fodder. Meant to bolster that realities pitiful Senshi’s confidence, and attract my daughter to them. When my daughter comes to Juban to see what is going on, we will then send more, competent soldiers, plus some Senshi, to be under her command. Then she shall lead the conquering of that reality. It’s the least I can do for her after all this time being stuck there.” Queen Serenity laughed.

“Ah Soon, soon my little girl will know the joy of bringing an entire planet to her heel. I may even give her it. Or not.” Queen Serenity then laughed again.

“Understand now?” The Queen asked her general.

“Yes my Queen.” He said.

“Good.” The Queen said coldly. “Now no more on this subject.” She said drawing the explanation to a close.

AN: And there ends the prologue of my newest story. Thanks to the guys at the Temple of Ranma's Senshi Seifuku, who not only gave me good advice for this version, they told me the first draft, a story a found collecting data dust on my hard drive, since I hadn’t worked on it for months, was a good idea, but it was poorly executed. And that’s being nice to me. So I then wrote this version, and will continue on this path with it. In the next chapter, we see Ranma getting used to the fact that being a guy hurts, a lot, and a particular Dark Moon Kingdom’s Senshi’s reaction to the finding of their Princess. See you next time.

[Emu]

god damnit gw

[Pub Lover]

http://www2.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/pages/guide/tempimages/harry-hill.jpg
Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

[Emu]

I'm watching The Lost Boys, guys. :)

[Pub Lover]

http://www.softlandings.com/canada/famous-canadians/images/Corey-Haim.jpg
Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire.

[Emu]

Edit: That picture should be on the next page. >:

[Emu]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/7.gif

[Terra]

I want that for my new avatar

[Pub Lover]

SHAKE THOSE HIPS!

[Emu]

I haven't seen so greasy a man. :hypno

[Terra]

It's good grease fella!

[Pub Lover]

http://www2.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/pages/guide/tempimages/harry-hill.jpg
Well, I've had a terrible week. I've had that, erm, Anthrax, have you had that? Diarrhoea, blood in the urine, the liver was disintegrating... and i found the only thing that really helped... was Lemsip. Just took the edge off.

[Pub Lover]

I haven't seen so greasy a man. :hypno
It's an accident waiting to happen!. If the friction of those hips caused a spark, well the whole damn trhing would just go right up in flames!

[Seven Force]

THUNDERTHIGHS! :eek

[Terra]

I repeat: It's good grease fella!

[Pub Lover]

http://www.pholksinger.com/lard.jpg

[Terra]

Pub your running out of words!

[Pub Lover]

It would appear so.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.vvinyl.com/toys/puppets/grimsdyke.jpg

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/a63cac87a7df40b362c2cb809d480762.gif

[Pub Lover]

Pub your running out of words!
Has our friend Esuohlim already pointed out your consistant misuse of 'your' in place of 'you are'?

[Terra]

That he has. But that is my code for him to come forth and call me on it.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, but he can't log on until I log off.

[Terra]

prick

[Pub Lover]

http://www.inaoep.mx/~sole/turismo/cactus.jpg

[Terra]

I always thought your dick had a prick to it. >:

[Pub Lover]

I claim to be Esuohlim, & suddenly you get mad. :lol

[Terra]

I'm not mad! I'm just giggling because your g/f calls you "cuntbreath." :)

[Pub Lover]

Wonderful.

[Terra]

CUNTBREATH!!!!!


OH LOTIDA!!!! PUB IS MILHOUSE!!!!

[Pub Lover]

CRAZY! :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://www.fco.gov.uk/Files/kimage/Travel-Money.jpg

[Terra]

:(

[Emu]

I miss the greasy guy. :(

[Terra]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/7.gif

[Emu]

:)

[Terra]

I aim's ta please!

[Misdemonar]

I miss my humanity.

[Terra]

I love this guy!

[Pub Lover]

AChimp locked the Last Poster Wins thread! Hooray!

All hail AChimp! :worship

[Emu]

If only he had locked it one post sooner, it would have 1234 posts. o_O

[Terra]

Grr. You asslickers. I was getting ready to post. :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah? I asked him to lock it hours ago.

Well, for AChimp this is highly efficient. Anyone remember his webgame or his Humour site?

[Terra]

You bugger.

does he still have his site? I would ask him but he's like an official person and I have trouble with authority. He was so sweet back in the old days. is he still a nice person?? :chatter

[Pub Lover]

http://www.thedailybull.ca/

I haven't spoken to him in ages, not since the power drove him mad.

[Pub Lover]

For anyone not already watching it, this seems an amusing thread (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=22447).

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, but he can't log on until I log off.

You're not going to pull a GADZOOKS on the good people of I-Mock now are you Pub? :emoticon

[Esuohlim]

So this message board convinces me to buy My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts, and now four months later a fancy re-issue with seven more tracks comes out. W T F >:

[Pub Lover]

Well, you did only turn up after I logged off. :eek

[executioneer]

ok since achimp locked the last poster wins thread i will respond to a question asked there HERE
Guys what game is this from?
http://www.gamelegacies.com/main.h18.gif

phantasy star 3, if i'm not mistaken

[Emu]

no, cuz phantasy star has the first-person battle scenes :o

i think it might be one of the shining force games but i'm not sure

[Guitar Woman]

PUB LOVER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[liquidstatik]

AChimp locked the Last Poster Wins thread! Hooray!

All hail AChimp! :worship

finally ;(

[camacazio]

this seems an amusing thread.
WHERE'S THE PREDICATE >:

[Fathom Zero]

I recently found out my best friend has an amputee fetish, but I'll never tell him I know. It'll be too awkward.

[MarioRPG]

Pretend you got your arm lopped of by a tractor.

[Terra]

I recently found out my best friend has an amputee fetish, but I'll never tell him I know. It'll be too awkward.

So he digs chicks without legs?

[Fathom Zero]

I guess. :(

[Guitar Woman]

ick.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/7.gif

[Pub Lover]

PUB LOVER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I'VE MADE THE BOARDS SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER!

[MetalMilitia]

Revenge Of The Nerds deals with far more adult themes than I had been led to expect (including drugs, sex, swearing and homosexuality). >:

[Emu]

We're talking about Nerds, here :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

How are you bro ?
Are you feeling shy over your inability to get much
more than a semi-hard-on in the sack??
Do you feel depressed because of your ED problem???
Now here's the perfect solution for you - Viagra.
It is truly a "Wonder Drug of the 90s."

You'll get the best erection you can remember in many years for sure. :)

[Seven Force]

MetalMilitia, remember what I told you about opportunities, and how the best ones rarely come and you should jump on it the first chance you get? Woah, slow down there, I know that sounded somewhat suggestive, but we're talking about opportunities here.

Huh? Huh? *look at the post above me goddamnit*

[MetalMilitia]

wait what, i dont want viagra. how dare you

[Terra]

But maybe you NEED it.

We are friends on the Internet. And we are just trying to help.

[MarioRPG]

Yay 4 internet friends.
They outweigh my real friends. Most likely in more ways then one.

[Milhouse]

they are all buggered

[Fathom Zero]

O'DOYLE RULZ

[Esuohlim]

Guys, Pub Lover wrote today's update for my site so make sure you give him the praise he deserves! :D

On the same note, Sam you're falling behind on your deadlines pal >:

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, the praise I deserve. :chatter

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, I just read through it, and ignoring the topic as it's asinine, I did notice a whole bunch of grammar & contextual errors. I feel like Im With Stupid. :(

I should have sat on it for a few days rather than sending it right off.

[Pub Lover]

HEY GUYS! I HAVE A NEW E-MAIL ADDRESS! :eek

pubicpublover@esuohlim.com :love

[Esuohlim]

Actually it's the praise I deserve since Pub's my character and I actually wrote it myself :(

Nice job where you said "Trap pu kcip" and I didn't bother fixing it :lol

[Pub Lover]

Exactly. :(

[MarioRPG]

I like Esuohlim's site. It is good. I'll miss the comic sundays.

[Milhouse]

since Pub's my character

how many people here are you?

[Esuohlim]

Well, besides me, there's you, GADZOOKS, Emu, ScruU2wice, liquidstatik, Sam, Jeff The Ninja, Jixby Phillips, MarioRPG, Terra, kellychaos, Matt Harty, The One and Only..., executioneer, Zomboid, Seven Force, Lotida, Fathom Zero, WhiteRat, Mad Melvin, Rankeri, Metalmilitia, Misinformation Man, BlueOatmeal, Marc Summers, Guitar Woman, Johnny Couth, Misdemeanor, Mad Max, timrpgland, James, nothing4buddha, DamnthatDavid, Supafly345, darkvare, Comerade Rocket, Mister Sarcastic, ziggytrix, pjalne, DeadKennedys, Sniperwulf, Rongi, Stupidkraut, the_dudefather, Trash, funkyamunky, Schimid, Tropical, soundtest, Skulhedface, Orange Juice Bruce, Jonathan Clement, bigtimebanned, Professor Cool, Ghost of Fraiser, Cap'n Crunch, Captain Goodtimes, Pram Maven, RussoNWM, EisigerBiskuit, kahljorn, glowbelly, Miss Modular, dole, womti, Gurlugon, sadie, Lycurgus1985, MLE, tenno, Swamper, maggiekarp, Perfecto Suspecto, and Pub Lover. :(

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/legion.gif
Esuohlim - He is many, he is one

[Emu]

Chojin's about the only person who's not me.

[Emu]

no posts exist for my @$$

http://courses.wccnet.edu/computer/mod/donkey.gif

[Terra]

There's no dick on that donkey! >:

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (PUUUUUUUUUUUB LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERRRR)

[Pub Lover]

PUUUUUUUUUUUB LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERRRR

[Pub Lover]

There's no dick on that donkey! >:
:lol


Oh, come on. >:

[Pub Lover]

PUUUUUUUUUUUB LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERRRR!

[Rongi]

i think the gang green got to his weiner :(

[Pub Lover]

PUUUUUUUUUUUB LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERRRR!

[Terra]

I REPEAT

THERE'S NO DICK ON THAT DONKEY!! >:

[Pub Lover]

PUUUUUUUUUUUB LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERRRR!

[Seven Force]

You appease her RIGHT NOW! >:

[Pub Lover]

I REPEAT >:
Are you going to keep saying that until someone slavers you with attention?

Dr. Rongi already diagnosed the complaint.

[Pub Lover]

You appease her RIGHT NOW! >:
Oh look, a slavering fool, just as Terra called for one. :rolleyes

[Terra]

Actually I couldn't get the words really big like you, you asshole.

[Pub Lover]

PUUUUUUUUUUUB LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERRRR!

[Terra]

Yah like that

[Terra]

You attention whore!

[Pub Lover]

Actually I couldn't get the words really big like you...
I'm only compensating. ;(

[Pub Lover]

PUUUUUUUUUUUB LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERRRR!

[Pub Lover]

Yah like that
Just like that! :orgasm

[Terra]

ATTENTION WHORE!!! there that is as big as it gets.

[Pub Lover]

You attention whore!
Hey! >:

No one pays me for this, so get it right! >:

I'm an attention slut. ;)

[Pub Lover]

PUUUUUUUUUUUB LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERRRR!

[Esuohlim]

Pub I'm revoking your email privileges!

[Terra]

CHEAPSKATE ASSHOLE!! :orgasm

[Emu]

Uh-oh!

[Pub Lover]

Pub I'm revoking your email privileges!
Easy come, easy go... :|

AND TO THINK I HAD JUST FINISHED ANOTHER SHITTY ARTICLE FOR THE SITE. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.subvulture.com/archive/ulysses_logo.jpg

[Seven Force]

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

[Terra]

Hey go and post your dick on the nsfw thread. You'll be reinstated I'm sure!

[Pub Lover]

CHEAPSKATE ASSHOLE!! :orgasm
:blah

[Esuohlim]

Easy come, easy go... :|

AND TO THINK I HAD JUST FINISHED ANOTHER SHITTY ARTICLE FOR THE SITE. :(

Hey man I'm just joshing! You're all right!

[Terra]

Damnit >:

[Pub Lover]

Hey go and post your dick on the nsfw thread. You'll be reinstated I'm sure!
Baby, I would love to, but my digital camera doean't have that kind of zoom. ;)

[Terra]

JUST DO THE LITTLE HOLE AT THE END!!! :orgasm

[Terra]

gotcha :)

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/025.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Don't make me post a Pub Lover & Terra get married picture >:

[Terra]

C'MON PUB! I'LL SHOW YOU MINE AND YOU SHOW ME MINE!!

[Rongi]

hi esuohlim

[Terra]

I MEAN YOURS. NO! I MEAN MINE!!!

[Terra]

Guys I think I scared him off. :tear

[Esuohlim]

hey Rongi what's up man

[Pub Lover]

The internet needs less tiny flaccid cocks, not more. :eek

[Pub Lover]

LESS TINY FLACCID COCKS!

[Rongi]

not much man just listenin to music you know

i was dissapointed to see i was so low on the list of characters you have :(

[Terra]

Big writing for small dickie poo, Pub? :(

[Pub Lover]

Actually I couldn't get the words really big like you...
I'm only compensating. ;(

[Esuohlim]

I'm sorry about that Rongi, but I did it all from memory in order and I was surprised at some I didn't get sooner. Like Schimid as well, for instance. No hard feelings, bud! :(

[Pub Lover]

Hey Seven Force!

Ulysses 31 > Bots Master

Ha! >:

[Pub Lover]

LESS TINY FLACCID COCKS!

[Rongi]

aight cool man. i gotta go to bed though, otherwise i will hate myself in the morning

[Esuohlim]

Pub aren't you supposed to quote that Jessica Alba picture now?

[Pub Lover]

"TINY FLACCID COCKS!" is a useless google image search term. >:

[Esuohlim]

Good night Rongi. Don't dream anything I wouldn't dream. :(

[Pub Lover]

Pub aren't you supposed to quote that Jessica Alba picture now?
Aww shit, now I'm gonna be all digging in this thread till I find that image.

Tanks fer nuttin, dawg.

[Pub Lover]

http://ploug.eu.org/doc/jessica-alba-14.jpg

JESSICA ALBA >:

[Pub Lover]

That was surprisingly easy.

It was on a page where Esuohlim was talking about killing himself, and then we cried about Willie being dead. I think he must have been missing or something, IDK.

[Esuohlim]

How about the one where she's coming out of the pool plz :(

[Terra]

Is milhouse still with his gf or has she left him? What made him talk about killing himself? :tear

[Pub Lover]

How about the one where she's coming out of the pool plz :(
For fucks sake. The one I just posted must be on a couple of dozen pages, the one with her coming out the pool was only two or three.

I'm gonna be here all night. :(

[Pub Lover]

Go get a real hug from your girlfriend.

Oh shit you don't know how unbelieveably depressed you just made me. :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm going to go get a gun and kill myself with a bullet now >:

I must've felt Willie's presence there for a few posts :eek


Dude, Willie isn't dead as long as we remember him. :(

[Esuohlim]

Is milhouse still with his gf or has she left him? What made him talk about killing himself? :tear

I don't remember what it was but I was probably over-exaggerating for comedic effect :(

And the post from Pub in reference to getting a hug from my girlfriend was long before I got one :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.cinemaeye.com/images/uploads/news_invisiblegirl.jpg

JESSICA ALBA >:

[Pub Lover]

Dammit, I went 20 pages in the wrong direction looking for that. It was only two pages from where I started looking. >:

However I did find that I used to be really funny. :eek

[Pub Lover]

And the post from Pub in reference to getting a hug from my girlfriend was long before I got one :(
I think you were roleplaying that Jessica Alba or someone was your girlfriend. There was some seriously creepy roleplay back in the day.

[Esuohlim]

Don't call it roleplaying you fag :(

[Pub Lover]

PUUUUUUUUUUUB LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERRRR!

[Pub Lover]

Don't call it roleplaying you fag :(
Have you got a better word for it?

[Esuohlim]

http://www.cinemaeye.com/images/uploads/news_invisiblegirl.jpg

JESSICA ALBA >:

[Sam]

Guys I think I'm going to throw up! :(

[Pub Lover]

http://www.cinemaeye.com/images/uploads/news_invisiblegirl.jpg

JESSICA ALBA >:

[Esuohlim]

Have you got a better word for it?

:(

[Pub Lover]

Guys I think I'm going to throw up! :(
For why?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/serioushomoproblems.jpg

[Sam]

NOTHING4BUDDHA KEEPS WAKING ME UP AND SAYING "I HAD A DREAM WHERE YOU DIED!" AND SHE'S HAD IT TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW I HOPE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGIAN TONIGHT! :(

[Sam]

MAYBE SHE WANTS TO KILL ME. :(

[Pub Lover]

Have you got a better word for it?

:(
Exactly. :(

Fun fact: It was only when Guitar Woman tried to join in that everyonequit doing it.

[Emu]

stuff her mouth

[Esuohlim]

IF YOU DIE I'M UP FOR GRABS

[Emu]

with your d*ck

[Pub Lover]

NOTHING4BUDDHA KEEPS WAKING ME UP AND SAYING "I HAD A DREAM WHERE YOU DIED!" AND SHE'S HAD IT TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW I HOPE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGIAN TONIGHT! :(

Uh oh! :chatter

[Esuohlim]

Guys this is very reminiscent of the golden days of the post count fights thread :(

Where's Willie :(

[Pub Lover]

MAYBE SHE WANTS TO KILL ME. :(
MAYBE SHE WANTS YOU STOP CHEATING, YOU CHEATER! >:

[Sam]

IF YOU DIE I'M UP FOR GRABS

I THOUGHT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY :rolleyes

[Emu]

i think willie's asleep i dunno :(

[Esuohlim]

Shhhhh, dammit Sam >:

[Pub Lover]

I THOUGHT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY :rolleyes
IF N4B IS UP FOR GRABS THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF!

[Sam]

I THOUGHT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY :rolleyes
IF N4B IS UP FOR GRABS THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF!

She's not that great. :/

[Pub Lover]

i think willie's asleep i dunno :(
Poor old man mobbs, we better not wake him, he needs his sleep. :(

[Pub Lover]

She's not that great. :/
NO WOMAN IS. :rolleyes

[Emu]

go see if she's dreamed of you dying yet

[Emu]

just to be on the safe side :chatter

[Sam]

I won't know until 4 o'clock in the morning. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

She's probably just doing it to get your goat :x

[Emu]

or kill your goat, one of the two

[Esuohlim]

Sam, your goat's in trouble :eek

[Sam]

:(

[Pub Lover]

Guys, I really do own a goat. :(

[Emu]

aren't you required by law to own a goat in new zealand?

[Pub Lover]

pAGE bREAK

[Esuohlim]

Do not >:

[Sam]

Guys, I really do own a goat. :(

THAT WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME AT ALL.

[Pub Lover]

aren't you required by law to own a goat in new zealand?
Only if you're allergic to sheep's wool. :orgasm

[Emu]

i hate cowboy bebop, guys

[Pub Lover]

Do not >:
I do, his name is Princely. He is two years old, has grey hair & is a completely vicious little fuck. :(

[Pub Lover]

i hate cowboy bebop, guys
I hate the high child mortality rate in the third world.

[Pub Lover]

PUUUUUUUUUUUB LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERRRR!

[Sam]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Sam]

That's much better.

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Pub Lover]

SSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[Pub Lover]

http://myspace-354.vo.llnwd.net/00401/45/37/401837354_l.jpg

[Pub Lover]

RIP SAM! :(

[Emu]

:eek

[Emu]

Lay down all thought,
Surrender to the Void
It is shining
It is shining

[Sam]

HEY GUYS I'M STILL ALIVE!

[Emu]

for now

[Pub Lover]

Yeah man, any second now.

[Pub Lover]

...any second now. :tear

[Emu]

If ye can survive til the sunrise, it's another day done. :posh

[Pub Lover]

Is is just me or is one of N4B's eyes a little wonky in that picture? :7F

[Esuohlim]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/wonka.gif
If you ask me THIS picture is a little wonky :hypno

[Pub Lover]

Sleep well, Willie. Sleep well.

[Fathom Zero]

I have the Pink Eye, guys.
Will you pull for my recovery?

[Guitar Woman]

Sleep well, Willie. Sleep well.
he is also still alive, GOD WAY TO READ THE FORUMS :rolleyes

[Jixby Phillips]

I REPEAT

THERE'S NO DICK ON THAT DONKEY!! >:

Terra, I am glad you repeated that

[executioneer]

what

i'm up i'm up

[GADZOOKS]

Fraiser is on Channel 45 what the hell?

[Esuohlim]

Haha, is that Lifetime where you live too?

[Milhouse]

:eek tihs yloh

[MarioRPG]

Haha, is that Lifetime where you live too?
Here it's history.

[Esuohlim]

:eek tihs yloh

Haha ok I get it. Go away.

[GADZOOKS]

Yes it is.

[Seven Force]

Is is just me or is one of N4B's eyes a little wonky in that picture? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/7F.gif

Let's not say things we'll regret later on. :(

[Terra]

It's Pub. I suspect he says just what he wants to say, means whay he says and looses no sleep over it. And THAT is a pretty hot way to do things around here.

[Tinatron]

Hello :/

[Pub Lover]

http://myspace-354.vo.llnwd.net/00401/45/37/401837354_l.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Has anyone actually seen Sam recently?

[Pub Lover]

Hello :/
Hello Tinatron.

[Emu]

Yeah, his picture's at the top of the page.
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