I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Zhukov]

I thought that a book could fill the same role, but there's this one guy who keeps asking me about the books I read, telling me to visit his house and see all the books he has. I would rather read a book, but I guess listening to music might be the way to go :(

Oh, I went to a Quiz Night tonight and our team came fourth... out of eight. The questions were shit; the 'History' section was all about Australian history rather than interesting stuff like the Spanish Civil War, or the Battle of Stalingrad. The Geography section also continued the theme; and was all stupid Tasmanian geography. Like I know what the god dammn tallest mountain in bloody Tasmania is.

[Kitsa]

I have the same problem in doctors' waiting rooms. Normally it's older people who want to talk to me, mainly about whatever their health ailment is at the moment.

I take a book and if someone looks like trouble (trying to draw people around me into conversations, etc), I will become increasingly engrossed in whatever it is I'm reading.

[elx]

Not sure but I think this qualifies you as one of the "nutters". :\
sometimes i pretend to be on the phone when i'm walking alone at night too :(
i don't think it's crazy and i don't think you would either if you met some of the people i've come in contact with.

[Zhukov]

sometimes i pretend to be on the phone when i'm walking alone at night too :(
i don't think it's crazy and i don't think you would either if you met some of the people i've come in contact with.
The phone idea is a good one I suppose. Make people think you are able to easily get help.

You shouldn't be walking the streets at night by yourself though.

[Dimnos]

Yeah the phone isnt a bad idea. But why pretend? Why not just call someone for real? That way if you did need help you could get it. Also... Keychain mace.

[elx]

it's easier to listen to people whine on my voicemail about how i never call them than actually call them - they'd probably hang up on me anyway.

dont you guys have any dodgy things you do to avoid awkward/bad situations?

[Colonel Flagg]

I pretend I'm working very hard. :(

[Fathom Zero]

The only thing is, I actually talk on the phone when I'm going through a bad neighborhood. And I let the people know where I am, should I suddenly scream and be disconnected.

[Tadao]

I fart

[Kitsa]

We had a guy here in Dayton last night who was mugged and shot over $10.

[Fathom Zero]

And I imagine in Cleveland, a man was mugged and shot over a slice of cake.

Ohio is full of hillbillies and psychopaths.

[Tadao]

Happy stevetothepast day everyone!

[Kitsa]

Happy birthday stevetothepast. :)

[executioneer]

SLEEP PROBLEM UPDATE:

Benadryl fixed my wagon on monday; I fell asleep before 11 PM trying to stay awake for Colbert. Shit's unheard of. I missed him, but it was worth it.

THE PROBLEM is that I had to take ten of the fuckers to get the sleep-aid effect, and there are something like only 40 pills in each box. It was kid's benadryl, and I assumed that meant just chewable tablets, but they might also have just been weaker. I dunno.

I also went back to not sleeping last night so I guess this is going to be an everyday thing. Here's hoping it doesn't get expensive!

have you tried melatonins yet :(

or giving up stimulants

[stevetothepast]

Happy birthday stevetothepast. :)

{Thanks kitsa kat}

Happy stevetothepast day everyone!

{That's what I yelled when I woke up this morning.}

[Tadao]

I'm gonna buy me a Stevemas goose!

[Dimnos]

Deep fried Stevechicken.

[captain516]

Steveducken?

[Dimnos]

So I was at the hospital the other night and thought I would check the boards on my phone. As soon as I opened the web it pops up this terms of agreement or some shit for using the hospitals wi-fi. Part of their terms were...

http://tcnwag.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pDuG9LTM9QuEM9vriNu8EvJwdKhYZ_Q0Ha_vrma2vbIU0IT2 Cop3ILAocPydqs3SM-ZjJ4wZkdmyXHbm1jXJoawOIAJv7l3CJ/GetAttachment.jpg

Obviously I said fuck it and came here anyway. :lol

Also. Apparently you cant visit an online casino while at the hospital. :\

[Tadao]

Methodist? :x

Pj-GIAACClc

[stevetothepast]

you probably can't even watch porn at that hospital :/

[Tadao]

Or get an asian girl to collect your sperm for you.

[Dimnos]

Probably not. :(

[stevetothepast]

I might get drunk tonight.

[Dimnos]

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bull.jpg


Chines. :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

A Wizard has turned Stevetothepast into a birthday.

Is this awesome: Y/N

Yes

[Sam]

FUCKING HELL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO STEVE

PLEASE BELIEVE HE IS CHILI DOGGIN' HIS LADY

[Sam]

OH IT IS ALSO A BIRTHDAY FOR SOME GUTTER TRASH PIECE OF SHIT WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING PLAGUE UPON THIS MESSAGE BOARD AND I HOPE THAT SOMEWHERE HE IS GETTING CHILI DOGGED

PLEASE BELIEVE THAT

[stevetothepast]

Thanks 10k- and I might add you've been a bit scarce around here as of late. too busy enjoying your new couch or what the fuck?

FUCKING HELL THANKS SAM

[Colonel Flagg]

Happy Steveday. :party

[Sam]

BILL IS TOO BUSY WITH HIS LADY FRIEND TO POST ON THE I-MOCKERY.COM MESSAGE BOARDS >:

OR PLAY ULTIMATE ALLIANCE 2 WITH SOME PEOPLE >:

[Kitsa]

I guess I shouldn't be terribly surprised that Ft. Hood's site is down right now :(

[Shrubfest]

Age related salutations to Steve. I hope whatever festive edibles you wish for are produced!

[Kitsa]

My mom just asked everyone on her facebook what teabagging is.

:(

[Tadao]

Good thing I'm not there to help her out.

[stevetothepast]

hehehe

[Kitsa]

This is a real place here. The older people can't understand why the younger people take pictures of it.

http://www.teabaggers.com/

[Tadao]

Hahahah nice tshirts

[Kitsa]

weird thing is, I bought my brother one of those t-shirts, and my mom must not remember it.

It was only like 3 yrs ago (???)

[Guitar Woman]

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/teabag.gif

[elx]

LOOOOOL, are any of you following the fort hood story?

i was watching fox news and shepard smith was talking to a senator from texas, and he said "well i've just gotten a name but out of respect of the family we're not going to release it until it's confirmed, did you get the name also senator?" the senator responded that yes, she had, and then shepard said "well the name certainly does tell us a lot, doesnt it?" and she says, "yes, yes it does"

all the while the news bar at the bottom of the screen says "shooters name Malik Nada Hasan" +1 fox news, +1.

[Tadao]

http://www.popandpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chimp-comic.jpg

[Kitsa]

There was a really weird episode of "Divorce Court" on today where the woman sat in bed all day, eating bags of cornstarch, and farted incessantly.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/cornstarch.jpg


Then when she found a thong in her husband's car, he told her it was a gift for her birthday 7 months away.


Daytime TV is weird.

[LordSappington]

Some kind of crazy shit went down at my school today; they had a hall taped off, and an EMS and haz-mat team. I've heard so far it was either a gas leak, pepper spray all in the ducts, a small bomb, bodies, and one dumbass told me they detected radiation. I guess I'll find out in the office tomorrow.

[Zhukov]

Let's hope the radiation kid isn't right. FOR ALL OUR SAKE.

[Fathom Zero]

Mercury. Chances are.

[captain516]

http://www.popandpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/chimp-comic.jpg




I don't get it.

[Aaarg]

Eating bags of corn starch, what the fuck?

Also I'm disappointed to see a "gourmet tea" shop that doesn't serve lapsang souchong. Christ, if I found a coffee shop that had that, I'd be all about it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I guess I shouldn't be terribly surprised that Ft. Hood's site is down right now :(

I liked how they said they didn't have any witnesses or leads at the time. IF it had been Fort Suburb that got lit up they'd be all over it with investigators.

BILL IS TOO BUSY WITH HIS LADY FRIEND TO POST ON THE I-MOCKERY.COM MESSAGE BOARDS >:

OR PLAY ULTIMATE ALLIANCE 2 WITH SOME PEOPLE >:

Lets do all the things that YOU WANT TO DO. I'll be on later though, just send me a text. girlfriends take a lot of time :(


Thanks 10k- and I might add you've been a bit scarce around here as of late. too busy enjoying your new couch or what the fuck?

FUCKING HELL THANKS SAM

I interviewed for a new position with my company. I basically take incoming claims half of my work week and the other half I handle them. I've been doing more claim handling lately so I've been really busy at work.

[Sam]

Man I don't know if I still have your number. :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Well thats why we can't have nice things. :( I get home around 6:30 EST.

[ryot]

wooooooooooooo! i'm drinkin' to doc mocks mausoleum! i love these vids

[Kitsa]

The thing that I didn't understand about Ft Hood, and maybe this is just an ignorance of how the military works in general, but...why was it the civilian police who came in? It seems like on a base that big they would be well-equipped to lay one hell of a smackdown on a gunman pretty much immediately. Especially if, as they say, soldiers are allowed to carry their own personal weapons with an adequate permit.

I'm surprised the guy got on as long as he did, and even more surprised that emergency personnel pulled him through (I gather at some point he's going to wish they hadn't).

[Esuohlim]

wooooooooooooo! i'm drinkin' to doc mocks mausoleum! i love these vids

These kinds of posts aren't allowed in the chat room thread

[Dimnos]

The thing that I didn't understand about Ft Hood, and maybe this is just an ignorance of how the military works in general, but...why was it the civilian police who came in? It seems like on a base that big they would be well-equipped to lay one hell of a smackdown on a gunman pretty much immediately. Especially if, as they say, soldiers are allowed to carry their own personal weapons with an adequate permit.

I'm surprised the guy got on as long as he did, and even more surprised that emergency personnel pulled him through (I gather at some point he's going to wish they hadn't).

My guess is because he blended in. They also say some of the victims may have been shot by other solders trying to stop Hasan. In all the confusion he was likely passed over a few times thinking he was just another solder trying to help stop the shooter himself.

[Kitsa]

On the news they're showing him in what they call "Islamic Clothing" at a 7-11, smiling and laughing, presumably before all hell broke loose. I've seen lots of anchors/commentators trying to steer the situation to make it look like the fact that he was Muslim explains it all, and that kind of bugs me.

[elx]

On the news they're showing him in what they call "Islamic Clothing" at a 7-11, smiling and laughing, presumably before all hell broke loose. I've seen lots of anchors/commentators trying to steer the situation to make it look like the fact that he was Muslim explains it all, and that kind of bugs me.
it's been bugging me too. that kind of ignorance makes me wish i wasn't american.

[Dimnos]

I agree that it is jumping to conclusions and is a sad state of affair but dont wish you werent American. :(

[Guitar Woman]

News is dead. :(

[Dimnos]

And propaganda killed it. :tear

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Houey Lewis killed the news.

[Kitsa]

you can be homicidal-bonkers and adhere to just about any religion. Being Muslim doesn't mean you have some sort of genetic disposition towards being homicidal-bonkers. The guy was a military psychiatrist and probably heard some pretty heavy shit on a daily basis, up to and including resentments caused by a culture clash with a culture with whom he identified.

I thought I read somewhere that psychiatrists have a pretty high depression/suicide rate? Working with it doesn't make them immune.

[Fathom Zero]

They hear every sad thing in the world. Nobody goes to a psychiatrist because they're happy.

[Kitsa]

Not trying to excuse what the guy did at all. I just think that maybe these news anchors should look a bit deeper than name/religion if they want to understand what led up to this.

[Fathom Zero]

I wasn't either. :/

I was puzzled at first by what it meant; I had read in a headline that authorities were trying to figure out if he was born with his name or if he had changed it after converting to Islam. I was puzzled by what that meant. It didn't have any relevance in the story at all.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I can't even imagine the pain and anguish of the psychiatrists whose patients are psychiatrists.

[Fathom Zero]

Psychiatrists don't go to psychiatrists. They open up small caliber weapons onto crowds.

[Sam]

Well thats why we can't have nice things. :( I get home around 6:30 EST.

You have a nice couch. :(

[Kitsa]

I love Malcolm McDowell but I've had about all the President John Henry Eden I can stand :(

[stevetothepast]

You have a nice couch. :( >:FUCKING HELL thats why he hasn't been on the forums lately, all snuggled up on his sectional couch with a peice of pussy and some fresca.

[LordSappington]

Groooooss! Fresca?!

[Zhukov]

I bet this Hasan guy got a lot of shit thrown at him by arsehole soldiers who thought that Muslims called Hasan are to blame for all their problems.

PS I wouldn't mind being Canadian, but USA would be too much.

[Kitsa]

eh, I wouldn't generalize. I know nice and asshole Americans, I know nice and asshole Canadians. I also know nice and asshole Australians.

[Zhukov]

I don't think it's too much of a generalisation to say that there would be plenty of soldiers in/out of Iraq that don't like muslims.

[Kitsa]

Yeah, but I'm sure that's true of the Canadian troops too.

[Zhukov]

Canadian troops didn't get shot at by their muslim battle psychiatrist.

I said I wouldn't mind being Canadian as no relation to what I was saying before that. Sorry.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You have a nice couch. :(

>:FUCKING HELL thats why he hasn't been on the forums lately, all snuggled up on his sectional couch with a peice of pussy and some fresca.


I'm thinking about putting the pirate bar in front of the couch. :(

[elx]

I don't think it's too much of a generalisation to say that there would be plenty of soldiers in/out of Iraq that don't like muslims.
according to his cousin/grandmother he was facing severe harassment and so he hired a lawyer and took the harassment up to the army and they just transferred him from D.C to texas and dropped his case, and that transfer led to him being deployed to iraq. he then made appeals to the army to try to get let out of his contract but they wouldn't let him out.

[Zhukov]

Well there you go.

[LordSappington]

according to his cousin/grandmother he was facing severe harassment and so he hired a lawyer and took the harassment up to the army and they just transferred him from D.C to texas and dropped his case, and that transfer led to him being deployed to iraq. he then made appeals to the army to try to get let out of his contract but they wouldn't let him out.
Sounds like someone needed to MAN UP, SUZIE

[kahljorn]

I think he was trying to "man up" when he shot all those people.

[LordSappington]

A real man uses his FISTS

[kahljorn]

thats faggot talk

ps how ya doin did you ever get those tests ran?

[LordSappington]

Everything was pretty normal, except a slightly high hemoglobin and platelet count, and slightly low kidney function, but not by much for all of them. They've reccomended me seeing a psychiatrist, which scares me badly, and makes me kinda... detached feeling.
Thank you for asking. :)

[Fathom Zero]

STOP POINTING THAT GUN AT MY DAD

Also, I've got low blood pressure, so I guess it flows like ketchup or something I dunno

[Zhukov]

Who do you think is most likely to snap and kill of i-mockery members one by one in a murderous fit of vengence?

[Fathom Zero]

I actually have to think about that. Kahl would be one, if any, but I don't really believe anybody would.

[Zhukov]

Nah, I don't think it would happen either. Maybe someone that got the shit torn out of them, but no vets.

I bet there is going to be a horror movie in the next year or so based around internet and social networking websites. I am almost sure of it.

[kahljorn]

no problem lord sappington I was worried about ya

I would probably kill you fathom zero, but its not like it would involve any "Snapping" per se.

Actually I might snap my fingers while I was doing it you know to a relaxing song

[kahljorn]

Ok fathom zero so if somebody was going to snap a song while they kill you what song would you prefer the most?
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d100/xavier311/Mr.jpg

couldn't find a picture of him dancing :(

[executioneer]

Who do you think is most likely to snap and kill of i-mockery members one by one in a murderous fit of vengence?
my vote goes to evil robot with myself winning honoruable mention

[Aaarg]

where has miss dixie been?

[Fathom Zero]

I just meant it in a way that most other people are known quantities to me while you aren't.

[Zhukov]

He's saying you're unstable Kahl.

Kill him for it.

[Dimnos]

Who do you think is most likely to snap and kill of i-mockery members one by one in a murderous fit of vengence?

Isnt it always the one you least suspect? Dr. Boogie. That guy is just WAY to relaxed and laid back.

[Colonel Flagg]

Who do you think is most likely to snap and kill of i-mockery members one by one in a murderous fit of vengence?

Ok fathom zero so if somebody was going to snap a song while they kill you what song would you prefer the most?

Damn, either of these would make for a great poll.

[Colonel Flagg]

Everything was pretty normal, except a slightly high hemoglobin and platelet count, and slightly low kidney function, but not by much for all of them.

That's good news, Sappy. :)

Will you stop worrying so much about your health? [probably not]

[LordSappington]

I don't like having my friends and family having to worry abut me, so I get even more stressed when I start getting sick, or stuff like this. :(

[Tadao]

I would like to be tortured while someone whistled Scenes from an Italian Restaurant.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I would like to be tortured while someone whistled Scenes from an Italian Restaurant.

Isn't that torture enough?

[kgp4death]

Thank you to whom ever locked the "Bruce Campbell vs Ganon" thread. I was definitely getting tired of all the faggots, and all the faggot comments....cya guys.

[Tadao]

He can't even page Brak. Fucking useless piece of shit.

[Aaarg]

All right now don't fag up this thread with your faggy faggotry, faggot.

This'll save it!
http://www.lastdaysofmanonearth.com/media/BirthdayParty/cover_large.jpg

[kahljorn]

I just meant it in a way that most other people are known quantities to me while you aren't.SO YOU THINK ALL STRANGERS ARE POTENTIAL MANIACS WITH THE DESIRE TO WRECK VENGEANCE ON YOUR FACE? THAT SOUNDS KINDA PARANOID. I THINK WE FOUND OUR SHOOTER!

He's saying you're unstable Kahl.

Kill him for itJESUS WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO HIM? ALL I EVER TRIED TO DO WAS PROTECT AND NURTURE HIM BUT I GUESS THATS KIDS THESE DAYS :rolleyes BAKE THEM A FUCKING A PIE A REALLY GOOD PIE AND ALL THEY DO IS SPECULATE WHETHER YOU BAKED THE PIE OUT OF A CHILD

[Dimnos]

ALL THEY DO IS SPECULATE WHETHER YOU BAKED THE PIE OUT OF A CHILD

Yeah, but did you?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

All right now don't fag up this thread with your faggy faggotry, faggot.

This'll save it!
http://www.lastdaysofmanonearth.com/media/BirthdayParty/cover_large.jpg

Yeah, riding around on your harlies.

[kahljorn]

Yeah, but did you?

DO YOU REALLY THINK I COULD FIT ONE CHILD INTO A WHOLE PIE?

Well, I guess if it was a really fat one ;/

[Chojin]

Thank you to whom ever locked the "Bruce Campbell vs Ganon" thread. I was definitely getting tired of all the faggots, and all the faggot comments....cya guys.

i'll do you one better and delete it, so it stops giving you google hits

[stevetothepast]

not his precious google hits

[Chojin]

not his precious google hits

he loved them so

[kahljorn]

BE CAREFUL CHOJIN YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT A WOMAN SCORNED

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

maybe you should get a bed that can fit three people so she can sleep in the middle then after the mummyrolls your blankets you just switch sides of the bed and she'll mummy rull the blankets right onto you.

I switch sides enough with three people involved. :orgasm



I'm sure, with a little mechanical ingenuity, we can even create a more efficient system than this which will make it so you dont have to wake up in the middle of the night.

Need to forge a mechanical sleeping bag.

[Tadao]

All right now don't fag up this thread with your faggy faggotry, faggot.

This is Pub's thread and he can have all the fag he want's.

[Pub Lover]

I want all the fags. Every last one.

[kahljorn]

but it will only lead to cancer ;/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Nothing worse than fag cancer.

[stevetothepast]

COWBOY SONG COWBOY SONG
THI S IS COWBOY SONG
YIPPIE YAY
COWBOW SONG

evil robot screwed up the cowboy song thread :\

[Pub Lover]

That is not the worst he has done or even the worst post in that thread. Get over it, Canada.

[stevetothepast]

I hate you.

[Wiffles]

I want all the fags. Every last one.


Smoking is bad for you ;__;

[kahljorn]

maybe if you start typing in lisps he'll be nicer to you

also move out of canada.

[Pub Lover]

These kinds of posts aren't allowed in the chat room thread
:lol
SO YOU THINK ALL STRANGERS ARE POTENTIAL MANIACS WITH THE DESIRE TO WRECK VENGEANCE ON YOUR FACE?
I do. :chatter
Smoking is bad for you ;__;

What can I say? I love on sucking them.

[Pub Lover]

On sucking is the best.

[Pub Lover]

Happy Birthday, MLE.

[Pub Lover]

:)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Fathom Zero]

Kahl, I'm sorry for stirring your hornets' nest.

[kahljorn]

Its okay fathom zero. I'm sorry you're such a boring cunt with so many things to prove.

[Aaarg]

is it even possible for you to post something that isn't exceedingly negative or caustic? i mean, seriously, all i ever see you do is shit on things.

[kahljorn]

OKAY SO FATHOM ZERO THIS IS GOING TO BE A LEARNING EXPERIENCE LETS TRY A LITTLE BIT OF ROLE REVERSAL I WILL BE STIRRING YOUR "HORNETS NEST"

KAHLJORN: "HEY FATHOM ZERO WOULD PROBABLY MURDER A BUNCH OF PEOPLE CAUSE HES A CRAZY ASSHOLE"
FATHOMZERO: "I AM FATHOM ZERO AND I WOULD PROBABLY NOT MURDER A BUNCH OF PEOPLE BECAUSE I AM RELAXED AND MATURE AND I LOVE WORKING AND TALKING ABOUT MYSELF AND PERSONAL GROWTH ON MESSAGE BOARDS."
*ASIDE, FATHOM ZERO CONTEMPLATES: I HOPE THAT NOBODY WILL THINK IM A SERIAL KILLER AND THAT THEY WILL ALL THINK THAT I AM QUITE A REFINED INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS GONE FAR IN LIFE FOR HIS AGE
KAHLJORN: SORRY IDIDNT MEAN TO INDICATE THAT YOU WERE A SERIAL KILLER ITS JUST THAT YOU KNOW I DONT KNOW YOUR "QUANTITY." OH WAIT I GUESS I DO ITS ZERO.
FATHOM ZERO: I WILL NO LONGER COMMENT ON THIS SUBJECT BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL THINK MORE HIGHLY OF ME
KAHLJORN: SORRY TO STIR YOUR HORNETS NEST BUDDY

[Fathom Zero]

Keep going.

[kahljorn]

is it even possible for you to post something that isn't exceedingly negative or caustic? i mean, seriously, all i ever see you do is shit on things.



I forgot when people say stupid assholish things to me I have be nice and be like, "Oh that was a nice comment and thank you."

[Fathom Zero]

I wasn't being serious.

[kahljorn]

I love your story, dude. I try to live that way, but I think the key is not to try, just let it loose. To have to try and live carefree is to negate its purpose. Then again, I like to think I have a few years ahead of me to learn how to live right, yo.

:rolleyes

[kahljorn]

WHAT IS YOUR QUANTITY SIR

[Fathom Zero]

Good point.

[kahljorn]

ALPHABET SOUP

[Fathom Zero]

By the way, do you have ANY idea how gratifying it is to know that I'm getting under your skin? I AM A QUANTITY OF ONE.

[kahljorn]

I AM CURRENTLY HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT BUTTON.

WHILE I SPEAK LIKE A ROBOT IT IS ONLY BECAUSE I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING POIGNANT OR FUNNY TO SAY.

[Fathom Zero]

Continue. I have no point to make.

[kahljorn]

:lol

[kahljorn]

IT IS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO GET UNDER MY SKIN BECAUSE I AM A ROBOT AND I AM TOO RELAXED AND CAREFREE

[Fathom Zero]

I am pointless; a dullard. I am not sharp.

[kahljorn]

I HAVE NOTHING CAUSTIC OR NEGATIVE TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT SUPPOSITION

are you happy now aargh?

[Wiffles]

Fathom and Kahlio sitting on a tree~ da~ da~ dee~ dee~ da~ dee~ dee~

[Fathom Zero]

I thought this was I-Passive-Aggresivery.

[Fathom Zero]

I used to respect Kahljorn a lot. I guess it was because I was fifteen.

[kahljorn]

it was probably because I was the only person who defended you when you were talking about how your home-life was and everybody called you a whiny little shit.

[Wiffles]

First comes love~

[Fathom Zero]

Why'd you do a thing like that?

[kahljorn]

cause I'm a very sweet and loving person

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Pub Lover]

dang

[kahljorn]

I might be compelled to edit it in

[Fathom Zero]

I believe that. And that's not sarcasm; I do. I only really remember Glowbelly having it in for me, but if I ever cared then, I don't really now, so it's nothing.

What's up, Kahl? Do you want me to apologize? I won't apologize for saying what I said. I'm sorry it threw you into a fit and I didn't want you to take it that way. I thought you would run with the bit like someone else would.

Something up, man?

[Pub Lover]

is it even possible for you to post something that isn't exceedingly negative or caustic? i mean, seriously, all i ever see you do is shit on things.
I hope not. :(
I HAVE NOTHING CAUSTIC OR NEGATIVE TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THAT SUPPOSITION

are you happy now aargh?

Oh no! You broked him! :(

[Fathom Zero]

This thread's got serious homo problems.

[Pub Lover]

No wonder you feel at home.
I might be compelled to edit it in

But I won't edit mine out. :(

[kahljorn]

yea sorry I didn't make any jokes or anything in response to what you said.

INSTEAD I JUST TOOK IT SO GOSHED DARN SERIOUSLY AND I JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH THE SHIFT KEY

[Aaarg]

i didn't meant to break anything, i'msorry!

[Fathom Zero]

I can't tell if you're joking, Mr. jorn. That's a problem for me.

[kahljorn]

FATHOM ZERO YOU SHOULD GO REST YOUR PRETTY HEAD AFTER ALL THIS INTENSE INTERNET FIGHTING

SORRY IF I GOT UNDER YOUR SKIN OR ANYTHING I WOULDNT WANT TO GIVE YOU A RASH

[Fathom Zero]

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[Fathom Zero]

I love you Kahl, and you'll always be my favourite cross-dresser behind Eddie Izzard, because, and let's face it, who's cooler than that guy? :lol

[Fathom Zero]

Now go home and get your fucking shinebox. >:

[kahljorn]

IM NOT EVEN A CROSSDRESSER BUT WHATEVA

NOW JUST GO TAKE A NAP I KNOW HOW TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY, ESPECIALLY YOURSELF, ON THE INTERNET CAN MAKE PERSONS VERY SLEEPY.

[kahljorn]

SHHH JUST SHH YOU CAN REST NOW ITS FINALLY OVER

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, there's no way I could have expected mockery from the fucking internet. Man, don't I know nuthin'.

[Fathom Zero]

You know they're remaking the Prisoner with Ian McKellen? That's badass.

[kahljorn]

Its supposed to be nap time, little buddy.

[Fathom Zero]

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It's funnier if you imagine it's Kahljorn being poured into the helmet. :lol

[kahljorn]

So thats how you stir somebody's hornets nest.

also fathom zero seriously how is anybody supposed to get any sleep around here?

also fathom zero I'm glad you've dropped all your pretension and are actually loosening up. I'm proud of you.

I mean you actually made a joke, that's a big step.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm sorry you think it's pretentious of me to not give you the satisfaction of an argument.

see what i did there

[kahljorn]

this is not an argument.

[Fathom Zero]

agreed.

So how was your weekend, shitbag?

[kahljorn]

IM NOT THE KINDA PERSON THAT FIGHTS PEOPLE AND THEN AFTERWARDS WE CALL EACHOTHER ASSHOLES AND LAUGH ABOUT IT BECAUSE THROUGH OUR STRUGGLES WE BECAME FRIENDS.

[kahljorn]

:lol just kidding my weekend was great, thanks for asking.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm not friends with you; I think you're a vile, vapid asshole. LAlALALALAALITERATION WAKKA WAKKA

[Fathom Zero]

:lol Mine too. I played some video games, did homework, talked to girlies.

[kahljorn]

Hey fathom zero how come you never answered my question about what song you would like me to snap as I kill you?
Were you too busy taking yourself seriously?

[kahljorn]

thats cool.

[Fathom Zero]

MAYBE IT'S A BIT CLICHE OF ME, BUT I ENJOY STEELER'S WHEEL WHEN BEIGN MURDERED TO

[Fathom Zero]

I think Imma go to culinary school next year.

[kahljorn]

WOW IT ONLY TOOK LIKE THREE PAGES FOR A FOLLOW UP

[kahljorn]

YOU CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY BUT IVE ALSO HEARD THAT SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GOING TO CULINARY SCHOOL LATELY (CAUSE OF ALL THOSE IDIOTS WITH FOOD NETWORK SHOWS) THAT ITS SORT OF A BLOATED PROFESSION RIGHT NOW AND IT CAN BE HARD TO GET JOBS

[Fathom Zero]

I never read it to begin with, you're just sooooooooooo boring to me.

[kahljorn]

Yea? who's the vapid asshole who doesn't play along with "bits"?

[Fathom Zero]

I know that, but I want to learn more, mainly. I don't care if I end up getting a job as a fry cook. I enjoy impractical things beyond my means.

[kahljorn]

I HEAR YA

[Fathom Zero]

'Cause you're just such the jokester, aren't you? Coming out with these zingers about me. I tell you, that's the kind of skill you can only get through spending years of your life on an internet message board.

[kahljorn]

YOU TALK ABOUT YOURSELF WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH. its cringeworthy.

[Fathom Zero]

This guy's got dedication! He's got moxie!

[kahljorn]

I tell you, that's the kind of skill you can only get through spending years of your life on an internet message board.
THERE WERE COMEDIANS BEFORE THE INTERNET, DUMBASS :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

HATE ME. I LICK IT UP LIKE A DOG TO AN INFECTED TOE.

[Fathom Zero]

THERE WERE COMEDIANS BEFORE THE INTERNET, DUMBASS :rolleyes

I tell you, you only get that kind of skill by being an annoying old cunt! He's got moxie!

[kahljorn]

Yea, speaking of which I should probably stop this before somebody complains about me having to get the last word in all the while the other person does just as little shutting the fuck up. its all cause you guys get so under my skin.

ps you and tadao have the same losing strategies, nietzchean reverse valuations. "LOSING BECOMES WINNING."

[Fathom Zero]

Because no one's a better quitter than you. ;)

What's wrong? Being an ass isn't fun anymore against someone as *REDACTED* as me? Take the last word, I'll give it to you.

[Fathom Zero]

By the way, between the two of us, I don't think I've ever seen more edits. :lol

And winning a fight that doesn't matter DOESN'T MATTER.

[Fathom Zero]

I hereby proclaim myself King Shit. Because Kahljorn blows goats. (I have proof).

[Pub Lover]

nice work you two :)

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[captain516]

The Dali Lama goes into a sub shop and tells the guy "Make me one with everything."

[Pub Lover]

I'm pretty sure the Dali Lama would go into a sub shop and ask for a toilet in a tree to play him home.

[Pub Lover]

You're looking for the Deli Lama. :x

[MarioRPG]

There are too many llamas.

[Tadao]

Hey pub, look what page it is.

[Tadao]

http://discodust.com/images/weird-tapes.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Wouldya look at that. Fancy.

[Tadao]

Fancy smancy

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You're looking for the Deli Lama. :x

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Private Message: Ssshhhhh!!! WORDPRESS-ANTICRISIS
Recipients: LegoLars, Pub Lover, Tadao, whoreable, Wiffle Bat
Nice selection of people, Zambian Spambot. :)

[Aaarg]

I forgot how hard it is to fall asleep when you're not fucked up.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:( Mine got lumped in MR ORDINARY and Doctor Octogonapus and some other people I've never heard of.
You have the Dream Team

[kahljorn]

I'm so fucking cool I don't even get spam.

the cheese stands alone :(

[kahljorn]

I forgot how hard it is to fall asleep when you're not fucked up.

thats how i feel right now :(

[MarioRPG]

Private Message: Ssshhhhh!!! WORDPRESS-ANTICRISIS
Recipients: Callum Creyshaw, MarioRPG, RaNkeri, Shifty, sonofsatchmoe

:(

Also are we getting another secret santa :(

[RaNkeri]

It was one weird message.

[Pub Lover]

It is getting a little late for a regular I-Mock Secret Santa. Maybe you should set up a small Vet only one.

[Zhukov]

I do good secret santas. Let me participate, please :\

[Tadao]

Nice selection of people, Zambian Spambot. :)

I wonder how it picked people.

[captain516]

I got one too. At least spambots care enough to PM me :(

[Tadao]

I sent it to Willie, hope he didn't already get one!

[Colonel Flagg]

I wonder how it picked people.

Recipients: chemquat, Colonel Flagg, Jonny#5, stevetothepast, stonewar

Your guess is as good as mine. :(

[Fathom Zero]

I got lobbed in with Mock Wars Admin and red8age

[Tadao]

Go Pubbles!

[Pub Lover]

:pagebrak

[Tadao]

http://images.clipartof.com/small/31344-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Bunch-Of-Floating-Party-Balloons-With-Confetti-At-A-Party.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I always like rolling over the numbers in little ways. :)

[Dimnos]

Woo Hoo.

http://public.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pPOvA3ur6h5tfLZwEAZ-s2N95tAXfnt3QxJuLI3_MN8JsL1cJPpJoRtHJtwB4Rs9tPStqS pV5vIL1ZrL2qO-yYw/crazylaugh3lc.gif

[RaNkeri]

:posh

[Kitsa]

This thread needs more fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-FUNKY.

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[MattJack]

:(

[captain516]

whoop-dee fucken doo.

[Guitar Woman]

I have no idea why I don't get high on dextromethorphan more often, this shit is fantastic.

Started robo-itching about 15 minutes ago, but I took an antihistimine and that cleared right up.

[kahljorn]

lol
when getting pure dxm used to be easy i bought several hundred grams over the course of a few years (for like a hundred dollars total) and was high almost every night on dxm :( pure is so awesome
actually that was why i ate graepfruit for a while :P

how much did you take?

[Dixie]

you people are drug addicts

[kahljorn]

ex drug addict :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

also I'm not a drug addict i just like to get high really like to get high

[Guitar Woman]

I quaffed about 400 mgs of the stuff, with some grapefruit juice 6 hours prior to fuck my shit up good and proper.

I always buy Zicam Cough Max spray because it's cheap, concentrated, and will fucking annihilate you.

If I had to say, I'm on either a really high second or really low third plateu. I've been having nonlinear conversations with 420chan's IRC channel all night and it's been pretty entertaining.

[kahljorn]

lol

i always did at least 700 mgs ( i would assume, except when i did cough syrup a few times i didnt really measure) and when i peaked i would just lay down and listen to music/watch trippy movies/hallucinate. When you get that high you can close your eyes and like i dunno.

you shoudl watch a good anime on a high dose of DXM. its really crazy ;/

[kahljorn]

this makes me want to go steal a few bottles of vicks 44

[Guitar Woman]

Probably my favorite thing about DXM is the mental image I get of myself walking down the stairs while tripping balls, because I look retarded and it is hilarious.

I definitely will break past a single dose of Zicam in a month or two when I've got more than 10 free dollars to spend.

[Zhukov]

It still baffles the mind why you would get sleeping problems.

[Guitar Woman]

Of course my abnormal sleeping patterns have nothing to do with moonlighting as a psychonaut

Are you high

[Aaarg]

you people are drug addicts

yay, welcome backs

[kahljorn]

vicks 44/ the robotussin bottles both have about 640 (maybe 7 or 800) mgs per bottle from what I remember, and you can get two bottles of vicks 44 for under 10 dollars. Zicam is like the most expensive one from what i remember :( although maybe theyve changed cough medicine around since the last time I tried this ;/
I would recommend drinking one whole bottle right off the bat and then maybe drinking a fifth of the other one for your first time. but dont plan on walking around anywhere, even though its neat cause you feel like youre walking through the ether.

after i would peak in the middle of the night i would always go pee or something and when i was done i would always look in the mirror and all I would see is the face of an irish farmer with hay for hair and silly teeth

you prolly already know this but make sure you dont eat for a couple hours before hand, or it really fucks up and delays the high, plus it can make you puke! also make sure you only get the ones with dxm in them, but im sure you knew that too.

[Dimnos]

http://www.kibbn.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dramamine_14548_4_big_.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9813/gunx.gif

[kahljorn]

:lol

[Colonel Flagg]

Free your mind, and your ass will follow - just make sure your ass doesn't take the lead.