I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[ElPila666]

Goddamnit isn't it like 10:00am Sunday in New Zealand? Why isn't Pub Lover drunk and posting in this thread? >:

:pagebrak

[ElPila666]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/1160/missedbrakmp3.jpg

[wobzire]

Will someone look this up for me; is today the longest day EVER that has EVER HAPPEND EVER?

[Tadao]

Will someone look this up for me; is today the longest day EVER that has EVER HAPPEND EVER?

Why? Did superman slow down the rotation of the arth?

[wobzire]

No. well maybe. I'm at work. ON A WEEKEND.

[Guitar Woman]

liquid you are going to have to live with it, just like I did >:

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/wha.jpghttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/wha.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/wha.jpghttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/wha.jpg

[wobzire]

I refuse to believe what I am seeing.

[wobzire]

Just plain refuse.

[Guitar Woman]

A mosaic of horrors

[Guitar Woman]

I think Kitty Genovese was pretty. I find it creepy that I'm attracted to a dead person.

[wobzire]

I have seen graphic crime scene photos that have upset me less. Lots. Like Lots lots.

[wobzire]

I think Kitty Genovese was pretty. I find it creepy that I'm attracted to a dead person.

That reminds me of some graphic crime scene photos. As does everything.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/9618/79027829sa0.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v263/62/41/203803695/n203803695_31152226_7805.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

yeah, the original one is definitely horrifyinger.

[liquidstatik]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/wha.jpghttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/wha.jpg
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/wha.jpghttp://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/wha.jpg

lol we're sexxin :x

[liquidstatik]

http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/l_f9d0beba602a2b71a750ad4c19d00040.jpg

I still can't take good pictures ;_;

[Guitar Woman]

nobody looks good in internet pictures

see any picture I've ever posted of myself :<

[liquidstatik]

no dude i'm hot i just dont' smile or anything so they always look dumb :x

[Guitar Woman]

I'm hot too :(

[liquidstatik]

W/E

[Guitar Woman]

I like to think I am, anyway

[liquidstatik]

as does pub :x

[liquidstatik]

Jennette McCurdy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennette_McCurdy) is like the hottest person on TV right now :x

[Guitar Woman]

(born on June 26 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_26), 1992 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992))

>:

[wobzire]

I am now officially working overtime ON THE WEEKEND, for those of you keeping score at home.

[Guitar Woman]

WHAT WILL BECOME OF OUR HERO

TUNE IN NEXT TIME

[liquidstatik]

She's legal in some places :eek

[liquidstatik]

and even if she wasn't she's too hot to pass up no doubt :x

[wobzire]

weren't you just saying that dead girl is hot guitar woman?

[wobzire]

why am I standing up for a pedophile?

[Guitar Woman]

I never said she was hot, there's a difference :<

[wobzire]

Crime scene photos don't lie.

[Tadao]

http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/l_f9d0beba602a2b71a750ad4c19d00040.jpg

I still can't take good pictures ;_;

Dude, your not a pedophile if your till 12.

[Guitar Woman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/KittyGenovese.JPG


:(

[wobzire]

Ok ok you're NOT a pedophile and that dead broad IS hot!

[Guitar Woman]

Tadao that hamster pic made me laugh in a way that caused my heart to beat abnormally

you almost killed me, I hope you're proud of yourself

[Fathom Zero]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/6585/n5216970813402646822fc0.jpg

SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS. ;<

[Tadao]

Tadao that hamster pic made me laugh in a way that caused my heart to beat abnormally

you almost killed me, I hope you're proud of yourself

Hopefully it will cheer her up a little. When things suck the are no words that help really. I was going to tell her a story, but that's not really helpful I find.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I'm watching Sledge Hammer season 1. This show is out of control. In the first 5 minutes of the pilot he's getting shot at by a sniper, so he rocket launchers the building the sniper is on.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5vW9rZziBw&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5vW9rZziBw&NR=1)


lol

[Esuohlim]

I'm hot :]

[Esuohlim]

Sorry I didn't know you weren't still talking about that but I was distracted by a mirror

[Esuohlim]

She's legal in some places :eek

Move to Yemen dude you can bang some 9-year-olds there

[Tadao]

He means in some places on her body.

[liquidstatik]

yeah w/e you guys know she's hot an dP.S. TADAO I'M 20, JERK

[liquidstatik]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/Abuserabbit.jpg


I don't think she is going to fall for you poorly laid trap.


:lol

[Tadao]

who the fuck cares what you think dick. I dont give a shit what anyone here thinks, i already worked hard for mine dude.

Idiot fell into my trap :/

[liquidstatik]

HE GETS HIS DUDE, YOU SHULD RESPECT THAT

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/feces.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

I like it when Zomboid or Gadzooks are around, they make every thread be about me.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/pettra/4db76539.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Well, I thought it was funny.

[The Leader]

I liked it. :)

[liquidstatik]

I kinda lold

[Misdemonar]

man fuck that gw he thinks he's funny what a faggot

[ElPila666]

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/6585/n5216970813402646822fc0.jpg

SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS. ;<

Whoa dude!, Spaceballs!

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/2321/spaceballs4yb9.jpg

[wobzire]

Work again...

[HickMan]

Oh yeah!
Yeah! She's gotta have soul
Or it won't feel right
Well, just plain, clean, and simple
Wrapped up nice n' tight

And homegrown and down-home, that makes one
Cookin' up that old time, long lost recipe for me. Woo!

It's gettin' hard to find
Guess it ain't hip enough now
You take an average guy, he can't identify, uh
And there's a short supply of her fine, fine stuff

Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on some o' that
Shake it up, bake it up nice, uh!
Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on all that
I so love my baby's poundcake

Homegrown and down-home, yeah that's the one
Still cookin' with that old time, long lost recipe

Lemme get on some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. I want some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Gimme some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho-ow!

(Guitar Solo)

Ooh, got some real fine pound...poundcake. Ah

I've been out there
Tried a little bit of everything
But it's all sex without love
I found the real thing is poundcake

Homegrown and down-home, yeah that's the one
Still cookin' with that old time, long lost recipe, yeah. Woo!
She's down-home and down-home. Oh, that's my woman

Gimme some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Lemme hold that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Uh!
Uh-ah uh-ho ho

Homegrown and down-home, woo! Come on babe
Gimme some o' that, gimme some o' that
Homegrown, way down-home. Yeah!
Uh-ah uh-ho ho, yeah, gimme some o' that. Woo!
C'mon baby
Homegrown, homegrown, down-home
Uh-ho ho

http://www.thecakebarandlounge.com/poundcake.jpg

[Shrubfest]

OOH.
Cake. I was supposed to make cake....

[wobzire]

It's never to late to make cake

[HickMan]

especially POUNDCAKE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So my friend told me her boyfriend got a yeast infection. His reasoning was that he drinks too much yuengling beer. I called bullshit but this guy is sticking to that answer.

[Fathom Zero]

50,000 watts of power
And it's pushin' overload
The beast is ready to devour
All the metal they can hold
Rockin' overload
Start to explode

IT'S YOUR ONE-WAY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT

CALL IT HEAVY METAL.

[Pub Lover]

Goddamnit isn't it like 10:00am Sunday in New Zealand? Why isn't Pub Lover drunk and posting in this thread? >:

I go to sleep by six pm. :(

[Pub Lover]

Weeeell, I pass out. But that counts, right?

[Pub Lover]

I still can't take good pictures ;_;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/dannytatom2008april.jpg

[Pub Lover]

no dude i'm hot i just dont' smile or anything so they always look dumb :x

I'm hot too :(

I'm hot :]

I would like nude photos from each of you! :orgasm

GET ON THAT RIGHT AWAY!

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

FUCK YOU PUB =(

[liquidstatik]

my nose looks so huge when i make angry faces :x

[Pub Lover]

YOU LOOK LIKE A PROBISCUS MONKEY! :eek

[liquidstatik]

IA M :eek

[wobzire]

AHH! ANGRY NOSE!

[liquidstatik]

i didn't know what PROBISCUS meant 'til i googled it and not only are you a JERK, but you spelled it wrong >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/july/dannytatomf-cksmonkeys.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

my parents swear i never broke my nose, but i'm pretty sure i did :(

[Pub Lover]

you spelled it wrong >:

Oh man, I know! It's the vowels that always get me. If I pronounced words probably instead of with a fake English accent I think I'd be able to spell. :(

you a JERK >:

:eek

[wobzire]

it was probably them then

[liquidstatik]

jk bby ily tho ferreal

[liquidstatik]

wobzier nah my daddy made it pretty clear when he hit me :'(

[wobzire]

I respect that. I think I'm going to be the kind of dad that only hits kids in their sleep

[wobzire]

unless your serious. then you know. sorry and all that

[liquidstatik]

depending on wut you mean by hit, i'd have to say the same D:

[liquidstatik]

unless your serious. then you know. sorry and all that
nah lol, he tried to fight me one time, it was pretty scary, he's like 4 times my size :lol

[wobzire]

UH OH! ;)

[liquidstatik]

http://searcytrainings.com/db5/00411/searcytrainings.com/_uimages/PUB9.jpg

[wobzire]

always with the crying children liquid.

[liquidstatik]

i was gonna post a child abuse poster but that was good 'nuff

[liquidstatik]

there's this billboard in town that has a crying kids face on it, with stuff like 'YOU'RE A FAILURE, SHUT UP, I HATE YOU, YOU RUINED MY LIFE, I'M GONNA HIT YOU' etc written all over his face, it's pretty funny :(

[wobzire]

is it an add for sharpie markers?

[Pub Lover]

http://searcytrainings.com/db5/00411/searcytrainings.com/_uimages/PUB9.jpg

...searcytrainings.com/_uimages/PUB9.jpg? :eek

[liquidstatik]

hahaha :eek

[liquidstatik]

like you'll ever have kids to beat :rolleyes

[wobzire]

oh. they would have to be mine?

[Fathom Zero]

Don't you people eat your children?

[wobzire]

No no your thinking of hampsters, not people. Easy mistake to make

[liquidstatik]

if it's a girl maybe

[wobzire]

Please tell me I'm misinterpreting that.

[liquidstatik]

D:

[Shrubfest]

Yay, i finished my ironing!

[HickMan]

FAMILYS COMING OVER GUYS

[wobzire]

tell them we said hi

[Guitar Woman]

man I'm supposed to be the resident jewnose

I demand my satisfaction

[liquidstatik]

i got the curly hair you better watch out

[Pub Lover]

[07:14] this horse NOISE: i was watching a video about denmark
[07:14] PublicPubLoather: Happiest place on earth
[07:14] this horse NOISE: and they said they're the happiest place to live because everyone has low expectations in life
[07:14] this horse NOISE: that doesn't seem like it should count ;(
[07:15] PublicPubLoather: I have really low expectations and I still fail to meet them,
[07:15] this horse NOISE: :lol
[07:15] this horse NOISE: not low enough i guess :x
[07:17] PublicPubLoather: They are pretty fucking low. :(
[07:17] this horse NOISE: hahaha
[07:17] this horse NOISE: :(
[07:17] this horse NOISE: how low can you go? D:
[07:19] PublicPubLoather: Today I hope not to cry, die, or masturbate furiously while I look at dicks.
[07:19] this horse NOISE: hahahahahhaha
[07:20] this horse NOISE: me too :<

[wobzire]

me too

[liquidstatik]

the me too part was wrong im i swear :eek

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, it originally said "oh noes, i've already done two of those today! :eek"

[MetalMilitia]

...at the same time. :eek

[liquidstatik]

I can't hodl the gun if one hands on my dick and the otehrs tickelin' my balls :x

[Pub Lover]

I actually opened photoshop when I had the idea of wanking with a gun, but I really don't know what the hell I was thinking of making.

[HickMan]

Immortal Goat looks a little Jewie if you ask me :\

[Pub Lover]

I just upgraded opera and they've moved the new tab button and I keep flicking my wrist in the wrong direction and having a moment of minor confusion. :(

[liquidstatik]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
..

[Pub Lover]

I know you love to sing that song, but maybe it'd be less gay if you waited for someone else to post.

[liquidstatik]

you can't win a race if you wait for the competition to catch up :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

If you're trying to win that thread, you're lagging pretty bad yourself.

[liquidstatik]

okay hare

[Pub Lover]

You double and triple post in there all the time, and I still have double your posts. Give it up.

[liquidstatik]

i only started caring like a week ago compared to you who've cared since birth ;_;

[Pub Lover]

How did I care about the internet before it was invented?

[liquidstatik]

it was made before you were born, doofus

[MetalMilitia]

While the origins of the Internet go back as far as the late 1960s with the ARPANET project, the "Internet" as we know it today wasn't accessible to the public until the early 80s.

EDIT: Ooops, I mean

:pagebrak

[liquidstatik]

he didn't say accessible internet :x

[MetalMilitia]

Actually I just looked on wikipedia and it wasn't commercially available until the late 80s. :eek

[liquidstatik]

edits :'(

[liquidstatik]

yeah but the internet internet was made in the early 70s by the gov'ment i thought, but i dont fo sho :O

[liquidstatik]

i guess i was thinkin the arpanet nvm

[liquidstatik]

either way shut up pub

[Pub Lover]

I don't mind shutting up, because I was being silly, but then I was right and oh man, no thanks.

[liquidstatik]

:lol wudoin? :eek

[MetalMilitia]

Hey so this year is the Internet's 20th birthday. I guess that would explain all the porn :/

[Pub Lover]

:lol wudoin? :eek

I took so long formatting text badly that I thought you'd've posted several times, but you didn't post at all and I was mad at myself for not checking.

ARE YOU HIGH, DANNY?

[liquidstatik]

YEAH KINDA D;

[liquidstatik]

PLAYING IN FRUITY LOOPS 8]

[MetalMilitia]

http://www.cabel.name/images-post/2008/07/Fireworks-13-alt.JPG

[MetalMilitia]

You don't get a much warmer greeting than being shot with "flaming balls".

[HickMan]

I like the model pose baby :lol

[Pub Lover]

The CRIMEZ rule is still in effect, and you're breaking it right now, Mister. >:

[bigtimecow]

oh my god guys jeff dunham is on this guy is so funny


:hick

[Esuohlim]

Is that the puppet guy

GAY

[Tadao]

Don't you mean "Gay, on a stick"?

[liquidstatik]

why aren't you gusy awake? ;'(

[Tadao]

NO YOU SHUT UP

[liquidstatik]

MAKE ME :@

[executioneer]

i'm awake, i'm at work >:

[liquidstatik]

haha dang, where do you work? :x

[executioneer]

for the state of washington puttin out letters on machines

[liquidstatik]

haha well i guess it could be a lot worse :x

[HickMan]

gonna be a fight :fight

[liquidstatik]

This looks good, but after watching Hancock in a theater where people bring their 3 year old kids (IT'S FUCKING PG-13)

IT'S FUCKING PG-13

[Pub Lover]

Metal Gear Name Generator!
http://www.metalgearnamegenerator.com/

Input your first and last name, and then press go, and you'll get your Metal Gear code name.

My code name is Crossbow Orangutan.

After checking that it wasn't a random result even for the same name twice I entered what I like to go by, and it came out as Ancient Hawk, but then I was overcome by guilt for not being honest, so I added the second part of my first name and it came out Ancient Parrot.

This machine shares my feelings on my fool name.

[Tadao]

Now I can use the reverse generator to find out you true identity! BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I got Invisible Beaver :/

[Pub Lover]

Jarv Remilliard
7 Maryport Street
Lawrence, Otago
New Zealand
9153

What of it? :blah

This machine shares my feelings on my fool name.

:lol

[I]Full. :rolleyes

[MattJack]

Capitalist Parakeet

[Tadao]

Yeah that's what the reverse generator came up with to. Jarvis is a homo's name.

[Pub Lover]

Pretty fitting then, don't you think?

[Tadao]

That's what I'm saying.

[Pub Lover]

Way to call the colour of the sky. I totally needed to told that it's blue. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

:x

[MattJack]

SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS

[Pub Lover]

Why don't the two of you find a vet to pick on? >:

[MattJack]

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[Shyandquietguy]

I am having a hard time thinking of topics for web surfing. Three, two, one, GO!!

[HickMan]

GROW A SET OF TESTES SHYNQUIETGUY AND START BEING FUNNSPONTANIOUSGUY

[Shyandquietguy]

I believe my hamburger is raw! GO GO GO GO

[Shyandquietguy]

Fuck you! I want some help god damn it!

[Shyandquietguy]

LIFE IS SHIT!!!!

[Tadao]

http://shortbusdegenerates.com/Milkhouse/Dead%20Milkmen%20-%20Purgatory%20Beat%20-%201982/13%20-%20Depression%20Day%20Dinner.mp3

[HickMan]

AT LEAST I'M NOT SHYNQUIETGUY

I'M MORE LIKE HEYGUYSIMCOOLERTHENYOUAREGUY

OR LIFEOFTHEPARTYGUY

Now it's your turn to make one!

[Pub Lover]

TELLSCLAYTOBANGADUDEGUY

[Shyandquietguy]

Oh man, Tadao, I am really liking this song and the website, thank you so much.

[Shyandquietguy]

Hickman, you are not my orgazmotron, fuck you, don't even try!

[HickMan]

http://www.metalgearnamegenerator.com/hello.gif
"You're not funny!"

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm taking back that "do not try" remark, I am sorry Hickamn but I was just still mad at you not trying to help me find something on the internet to do or look for, I can be a dick like that at times.

Everyone should try!

[Lobo Tommy]

Anyone ever see Rodan?

[Shyandquietguy]

No. What is it about?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Anyone ever see Rodan?

It looks like he's doing the Heisman in your picture.

[Pub Lover]

:(

Anyway. Guess what I found on the Internet?

A funny picture involving a kitty!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/kingred7/ceilingcat.jpg

Well I thought it was funny >:

AChimp has posted in this thread five times. Mostly the posts are about banning people. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Dr. Boogie: If his pants are tight, he's not going to match with the houses!
The message I have entered is too short. Please lengthen my message to at least 2 characters.

[liquidstatik]

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIIKEED IT, THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK

[HickMan]

I'm taking back that "do not try" remark, I am sorry Hickamn but I was just still mad at you not trying to help me find something on the internet to do or look for, I can be a dick like that at times.

Everyone should try!

No reason to apologize, it's the internet, dummy!


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/headwideopen/fyouhaters.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

So the hose for my washing machine just broke.

I thought the ludicrous sound was my dad's air compressor for about 5 minutes, and then I noticed that the laundryroom was flooded with about half an inch of water and it was slowly creeping under the carpet towards all of my electronic fiddle faddle.

It's like New Orleans came to my basement!

[liquidstatik]

theres ******s in your basement? :eek

[Guitar Woman]

they took everything that wasn't nailed down ;_;

[liquidstatik]

what do you say if you see a floating tv? :x

[Guitar Woman]

It's gonna take a lot of ShamWows to clean this up

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJEKqI1e714

NEED A DISPENSA HERE

[liquidstatik]

what do you say if you see a floating tv? :x

"HEY ******, DROP IT"

[liquidstatik]

oh wait i forgot to mention it's night time and it's floating outside of a store with a broken window ;___;;

[HickMan]

http://www.funnystuffblog.com/images/looter.jpg

[HickMan]

"PICK UP THAT BAG, N*GGER!"

[MetalMilitia]

I was just thinking - If there is one thing the Internet needs more of, it's poorly illustrated web-comics.

So allow me to present possibly the worst web comic ever devised:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/asdasidqw9.jpg

[HickMan]

http://www.rachelstavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Black%20Face%20looter.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Knock that shit off, Guys. :rolleyes

Ain't no one here to be scandalized. :eek

[Fathom Zero]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sl0kXbEa66I

[Pub Lover]

If I had a Mod in my pocket, I'd ask them to impose Emergency Action up in here, so that anyone that even skirts around the n word gets a one day ban. This will continue until you all calm the fuck down with this shit.


I haven't really played any console games recently. I think I'm edging back into my movies over games phase. I still play PC games, though.

Also, I've sworn myself off buying another console game until I move out of this hell-hole. I'm not having another game broken or stolen.

Did you not buy a PS3 in the end, then? :eek

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/may/willieisthrilled.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

JACK THE RIPPA
JACK JACK JACK THE RIPPA
JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK THE RIPPA
KING HERCULES

[Asila]

NO MORE PARTIES

[Sethomas]

Jarvis, the REAL mod you want in your pocket is the young lady who posts here.

Asila is going back to school. That means NO MORE PARTIES.

[Pub Lover]

What?

[Sethomas]

I was referencing the fact that you entertain thoughts about Miss Modular playing second-person pocket pool with you.

I know you do.

[Pub Lover]

I have urethra dentata.

Just sayin'.

Flossing must be a nightmare.

[Pub Lover]

I-MOCKERY'S FIGURE OUT A NEW USE FOR A TENTACLE ARM CONTEST!

[Pub Lover]

When is the next contest by the way?

Thanks for spotting those mistakes in the Renegades (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/the-renegades/) article, I fixed them up but I also deleted your post because you were being a bit of a jerk with it and leaving it there would just confuse people, haha right?

Oh, and knock off that other shit. You know what I'm talking about. ;)

No worries. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02ft3iP5h80ge/610x.jpg
Is that a pic of Flava Flave's dad?

I wish there was an active mod for the Philosophy/News forum. :(

[Mockery]

When is the next contest by the way?
It's in the works. One was supposed to be happening now and then the retailer found out that the product was delayed until the fall. The good news is, I'm talking with the Madballs people about doing another contest with them in conjunction with their latest Series II Madballs, so that should be a lot o' fun. Not sure exactly when it's gonna happen, but hopefully soon. :O

"Thanks for spotting those mistakes in the Renegades (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/../minimocks/the-renegades/) article, I fixed them up but I also deleted your post because you were being a bit of a jerk with it and leaving it there would just confuse people, haha right?

Oh, and knock off that other shit. You know what I'm talking about. ;)"

No worries. :(
Thanks for typing up the message that I didn't feel like bothering with since you were being a bit of a jerk in that thread about my late night typos. ;)

[liquidstatik]

yeah okay

[Pub Lover]

I'm as giddy as a school girl. :eek

[Pub Lover]

Whatever, Ondore.

Google says this a 4chan meme.

[Guitar Woman]

Google says you're a pedophile.

[Pub Lover]

It just shows that Google knows the truth on just about everything.

[Tadao]

http://getbehindjesus.net/

[liquidstatik]

http://getbehindjesus.net/jesuspics/angusassjesus.gif

:eek

[Tadao]

http://getbehindjesus.net/jesuspics/alter.jpg

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

Subtle.

[Asila]

Jarvis, the REAL mod you want in your pocket is the young lady who posts here.

Asila is going back to school. That means NO MORE PARTIES.

It was actually a futile attempt to beg the person who makes all the decisions in the house to discontinue holding parties since I dislike my mother's friends but that is also accurate.

And I've decided that I don't care anymore because I get to cook and I enjoy that kind of thing.

[liquidstatik]

i think i might play materia magica again guys should i be a psionic (http://www.materiamagica.com/reference/classes/psionic.php)? D:

[Pub Lover]

Didn't you have WoW to play? Why are you going back to the MUDs?

[Pub Lover]

I still play Kingdom of Loathing and Urbandead because of this forum.

The only reason I stopped that timetraval MUD was becasue i got fed up with getting killed and then lost in the dark.

[Pub Lover]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/B72618~Michael-Caine-Posters.jpg

[Tadao]

Crystals Cute Cribs would like to be added to your MySpace friends list.

[liquidstatik]

I still play Kingdom of Loathing and Urbandead because of this forum.

The only reason I stopped that timetraval MUD was becasue i got fed up with getting killed and then lost in the dark.

Even though I hate reading, MUDs are the only games interesting/detailed enough to keep me playin' for more than a week :x

Materia Magica is alright, there's no time travel, but it's got a huuuuggge world :eek

[Tadao]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-why-cats-hate-kids.jpg

[Tadao]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-congratulations-it-is-a-lolcat.jpg

[Tadao]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-lolcats-gone-wild.jpg

[liquidstatik]

TADAO SHUT UP

[Tadao]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/07/08/libbibbibbips.jpg

[Pub Lover]

CAN I HAS LOLHUMANS PLZ

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://getbehindjesus.net/jesuspics/angusassjesus.gif

:eek


That's how you can tell if a dog is from Ohio, is if they have an O under their tale.

[Esuohlim]

I just beat the Water Temple and it only took me about an hour.

What's everyone's problem with the Water Temple you crybabies

[Guitar Woman]

it's a badly designed level with no interesting features other than fighting a to-the-letter doppleganger?

[HickMan]

I couldn't play the scary temple when I was younger because it was scary :x

[Esuohlim]

it's a badly designed level with no interesting features other than fighting a to-the-letter doppleganger?

OH WAAH

And Dark Link would be fun to fight if Din's Fire didn't hurt him. Just by knowing that Din's Fire can hurt him means I have no patience to fight him the real way. Ever. >:

[Esuohlim]

I couldn't play the scary temple when I was younger because it was scary :x

They put so much effort into making it scary that they forgot to make it challenging. The Shadow Temple is by far the easiest of all the Adult Link temples. It may even be easier than Jabu Jabu's Belly. :(

[liquidstatik]

you nerds :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

AND PROUD, FUCKER

[HickMan]

WELL I COULDN'T GET THROUGH IT BECAUSE OF THE SCARINESS SO THEY DID A GOOD JOB

[Guitar Woman]

I still refuse to go in the shadow temple unless it's daytime in real life :<

[Guitar Woman]

The well acutally gets me worse because I've never explored the whole thing

Who KNOWS what horrors could be lurking beyond the only floor I needed to visit

[Rebel Without a Sauce]

Morpha wasn't really a threat to Link, either... it's a shame they never sat down and talked instead of fighting. They had a lot in common... same book clubs and everything. :(

[Kitsa]

I think I just accidentally got high for like two seconds, and then it went away.

[Esuohlim]

The well acutally gets me worse because I've never explored the whole thing

Who KNOWS what horrors could be lurking beyond the only floor I needed to visit

The well can seriously be fully explored in 15 minutes and the only scary thing about it is the fact that so many GameFAQs losers pissed their pants about a game for children, so pop in your OoT cartridge and face your fears before I lay a whuppin'

[Pub Lover]

you nerds :rolleyes

YOU PLAY TEXT ADVENTURES

[Pub Lover]

On the topic of Zelda games. I have never completed one, or even got halfway. I think I hat fantasy though.