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executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2008, 09:54 PM
Someone said weed

Anyone wanna hang out with a cool new guy?

sure, do you know any

Pub Lover
Apr 3rd, 2008, 09:54 PM
[13:53] BroosterTCogburn: you still frequent the boards?
[13:53] PublicPubLoather: For sure
[13:53] PublicPubLoather: You mean the homolovers.com forums right?
[13:54] BroosterTCogburn: if so, get The good Doctor to ban BongHitMan as its juttin trying to show off

executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2008, 09:55 PM
ps i'm pretty sure you CAN play sorry online

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 09:56 PM
I have a java bot installed so I can destroy people at yahoo pool ;)

Esuohlim
Apr 3rd, 2008, 09:57 PM
[13:53] BroosterTCogburn: you still frequent the boards?
[13:53] PublicPubLoather: For sure
[13:53] PublicPubLoather: You mean the homolovers.com forums right?
[13:54] BroosterTCogburn: if so, get The good Doctor to ban BongHitMan as its juttin trying to show off

Isn't BroosterTCogburn ArrowX? :x

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 09:57 PM
[13:54] BroosterTCogburn: if so, get The good Doctor to ban BongHitMan as its juttin trying to show off

quoted for importance

executioneer
Apr 3rd, 2008, 09:57 PM
how rude

BongHitMan
Apr 3rd, 2008, 09:58 PM
who is jutting?


:(

liquidstatik
Apr 3rd, 2008, 09:59 PM
YOU >:

Pub Lover
Apr 3rd, 2008, 09:59 PM
Isn't BroosterTCogburn ArrowX? :x

I think so, I never remember. :x

Esuohlim
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:00 PM
Well at any rate he's right about it being juttin

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:01 PM
I can't believe it. His father dies and he goes to drugs :(

BongHitMan
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:01 PM
EPIC SENDOFF

http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/images/2007/04/26/070424_alice_chair_buttocks_2_cropp.jpg

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:02 PM
A Trip to My Father's Place: A Story By JuTTiN

Esuohlim
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:02 PM
loo

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:02 PM
loser couldn't even use the image tags

liquidstatik
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:04 PM
better weed than ho-hos :x

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:05 PM
I'm sure he's doing both

BongHitMan
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:07 PM
Hell yeah mang, Ho-Hos intraveniously

BongHitMan
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:10 PM
Where's everybody at? DAMNIT this banparty was supposed to be epic

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:10 PM
how did your dad kick the bucket dude?

BongHitMan
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:11 PM
Told you that story before :rolleyes

Make new query

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:13 PM
Think about your dad

What's your dad like

liquidstatik
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:13 PM
we need another one of these (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13270) :x

liquidstatik
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:14 PM
can i meet that dad?

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:16 PM
sure, do you have a gun nearby :lol

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:17 PM
because you see, Juttin's father is...

BongHitMan
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:17 PM
:RIMSHOT

ftw lol

Esuohlim
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:18 PM
Man, I'm glad I still have a dad!

liquidstatik
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:20 PM
juttin remember that time you made out w/ your dead dad :x

Esuohlim
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:22 PM
"Hey Dad do you wanna teach me how to swing a club like the pros do?"

"Sure thing, son!"

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AGF/6879~Father-and-Son-Golfer-Posters.jpg

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:26 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father

Quickly scroll down to Famous Fathers

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:28 PM
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GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:29 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Father&diff=203200023&oldid=203199924

JUTTIN WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS, WE MISS YOUR FATHER BUT WE DON'T MISS YOU.

liquidstatik
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:29 PM
I don't see it :x

BongHitMan
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:31 PM
This is a well made mockery, I must say.

BongHitMan
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:32 PM
It's reminiscant of the Grey Fox Ninja fight in Metal Gear Solid

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:33 PM
Ok Milhouse you can ban him now. If he isn't going to cry like a baby what good is he.

BongHitMan
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:34 PM
I see you like to play Castlevania

Esuohlim
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:36 PM
WE'RE DONE HERE JUTTIN

liquidstatik
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:37 PM
:lol

GADZOOKS
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:40 PM
This was a monumental chat session. One day when my children ask me to retell this story I will say, "Okay...but first I have to click back through 80,000 pages of Pub Lover"

liquidstatik
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:42 PM
you must be plannin to have kids soon :x

Girl Drink Drunk
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:48 PM
WE WIN!
another asshole gone!

Pub Lover
Apr 3rd, 2008, 10:50 PM
80,000? :wah

Asila
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:01 PM
Damnit Pub, I wander away for a day and I come back to 10 new pages. I feel fully justified in assuming it's you.

And my beer tastes like fruit :(

Pub Lover
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:08 PM
It totally is. Now, are you with zomboid & me or are you with the crazy folks that think it's a good thing?

Asila
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:17 PM
Since I'm not a big fan of doing stuff I'm going to have to go with option one. I'm blaming you for this shitty beer too.

Pub Lover
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:23 PM
Fine then, I QUIT!

liquidstatik
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:28 PM
WTF ASILA WE WERE KILLING COWBOYS >:

Guitar Woman
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:34 PM
:pagebrak

Asila
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:45 PM
KILLING COWBOYS, NOBODY SAID!

And Pub should know that I'm just jealous of his insane output.

AND DRUNK

Chojin
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:47 PM
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd289/kriby8943/VID00047_0001.jpg

Tadao
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:47 PM
Crime averted.

liquidstatik
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:48 PM
:lol

Guitar Woman
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:48 PM
I'm having a really hard time not posting Smash Bros. porn now

Chojin
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:48 PM
also i know for SURE I said this in this thread a second ago but it isn't here now ;<:

asila should go back to the ryoko avatar because i like ryoko.

Chojin
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:49 PM
and you can just send me smash bros porn over aim to get it out of your system.

Guitar Woman
Apr 3rd, 2008, 11:50 PM
;<

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 12:07 AM
AND DRUNK

You're drunk? Not a problem.



Insane? :(

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 12:15 AM
Let me explain my delay.

I opened this thread after getting home from ten hours of work, and thought to myself that I should reply to it just as soon as I had caught up on the chat room posts made since the last time I checked this morning.

Like, 45 minutes later (Jesus Christ, you people) I come back and JTP answers properly.

...

Asila
Apr 4th, 2008, 12:25 AM
Insane? :(

Do not take my fun away.

asila should go back to the ryoko avatar because i like ryoko.

I hate to admit that I agree, only because it makes me look like an ass-kisser.

Guitar Woman
Apr 4th, 2008, 12:34 AM
I though crazy girls were your thing, pub

WhiteRat
Apr 4th, 2008, 12:34 AM
Thankfully the Mississippi Party Posse arrived without 3 of it's members. Apparantly they were driving separately and got lost or something because they never showed up and their cell phones are shut off.

Asila
Apr 4th, 2008, 12:38 AM
MMMMM I DO SO LOVE THAT ASS

MLE
Apr 4th, 2008, 12:41 AM
[x] Yes Ryoko.
[ ] No Ryoko.

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 12:45 AM
I though crazy girls were your thing, pub
Yeah but


She was saying I was crazy. :(

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 12:45 AM
Oh poor Tenchi & his harem. :'(

Guitar Woman
Apr 4th, 2008, 12:47 AM
I have no idea how I withstood the voices on that show ;<

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 12:50 AM
TALKIN ANIME IN WILLIE'S THREAD

HE IS HAVIN SHIVERS RIGHT NOW :eek

Asila
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:01 AM
Yeah but


She was saying I was crazy. :(

I was?

I think two different conversations were being had.

GRAMMAR RULES CAN KISS MY ASS.

Asila
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:02 AM
And it's easy to withstand screechy english dubbed animes if there's the possibility of boobs.

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:04 AM
pictures :chojin

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:06 AM
And it's easy to withstand screechy english dubbed animes if there's the possibility of boobs.

I like women with high pitched voices.

And hourglass figures.

My men need deep voices & beards.

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:18 AM
I want to win so that I can give it to pub. I know he'll use it all the time.

Oh yeah, you can bet on it.

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:18 AM
Page Break

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:20 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/fatherssandwich.jpg

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:20 AM
I'm so hungry right now. :noob3

Fat_Hippo
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:24 AM
I think pubsy needs some company so he can stop talking to himself.:)

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:38 AM
Eat me Fart Hippo

Fat_Hippo
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:38 AM
:(

ElPila666
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:03 AM
That emoticon matches with your avatar :lol

WhiteRat
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:03 AM
Honestly when I read Fat Hippo's posts I think i'm reading a post from Rankeri. My mind simply doesn't discern the two.

ElPila666
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:07 AM
When i read Pub Lover's posts i'm starting to thing that i'm reading God words :worship

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:09 AM
I like the idea of a world where the gods cry themselves to sleep.


Also, Fat Hippo is Rankeri two years ago.

WhiteRat
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:10 AM
duder you need to smoke another bowl

ElPila666
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:13 AM
i'm smokint tobacco right now, cause i'm waiting for harvester time, at least in a month, so i'm giving cancer to my lungs, but it's ok :tear

ElPila666
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:15 AM
if i were stoned right now i would write the most groovy posts ever, and all you guys'll be pleasd

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:15 AM
I see your farmers are back to work. You better stock up on meat becuase they say they'll be striking again soon, ElPila. ;(

ElPila666
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:20 AM
yeah but their lands doesnt belongs to them anyways, they granpas stoled them to the indians, and now indians offspring are poor

WhiteRat
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:21 AM
ElPila, cease with this jibber jabber and commence with the smoking of more bowls.

IT IS YOUR DESTINY

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:21 AM
duder you need to smoke another bowl

if he's not gonna take the advice, i will 8]

ElPila666
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:22 AM
they will protest for the taxes or any shit cause the president is a woman, same on NZ, right pubs?

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:22 AM
Cristina Kirchner is way hotter than Helen Clark, but on a par with the Queen. Dr Condoleezza Rice is somewhere in the middle.


Politics. ;(

ElPila666
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:25 AM
I have not touched a joint in a week by now, i'm feeling myself lost, when i was a teenager i drank vodka to have a little trip in my head but now i can't do it, i suck big time

Sethomas
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:45 AM
In response to Pub's "Politics. ;(":

If you consider the runner-up in the most recent French presidential election along with the brand-new wife of the winner of that race, I think it can be said that the French sure do know how to handle governance.

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:49 AM
That is a very good point, I forgot about france.

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:50 AM
Pueblo Station House
[ Exits: e w ]
The rather small waiting-room is virtually crammed with people. Obviously all
these people aren't here to meet their Aunt Lucy, so the obvious solution must
be, that they are eager to leave Pueblo. And who wouldn't be? Whatever is
there in this remote station, right in the middle of nowhere, that would induce
ANY sensible person to come here? Well there is one thing, of course - a small
bar in one corner of the room. You can enter the train for Tombstone from this
room. If you are headed for Dodge City you have to exit from the ticket
office, one step east from here.
A Time Table Dodge City - Tombstone is hanging on the wall.
The Ticket vendor is here, ready to serve you.
...he glows with a bright light!

418H 121M 193V (100) 486,588TNL>list
To get information on any shop item type: ID <itemname>, or ID <itemnumber>
## Available Item Cost
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
1) Unlimited A railway ticket 94

418H 121M 199V (100) 486,588TNL>buy ticket
The Ticket vendor tells you, 'That'll be 94 coins, thanks.'
You now have an a railway ticket.

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:51 AM
I'm headed to tombstone :eek

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 08:13 AM
We all are, liquid. :(

Sethomas
Apr 4th, 2008, 08:18 AM
Oh shit, I just got a mental image of having a video of nothing but footage of a cemetery with the camera frequently zooming in on the names on the tombstones. But, the theme song from Cheers would be playing. It's funny to me for some reason.

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 09:02 AM
http://www.cinemaeye.com/images/uploads/news_invisiblegirl.jpg

JESSICA ALBA >:

:(

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 09:04 AM
Oh shit, I just got a mental image of having a video of nothing but footage of a cemetery with the camera frequently zooming in on the names on the tombstones. But, the theme song from Cheers would be playing. It's funny to me for some reason.

This reminds me of something that Fatal Farm (http://www.fatalfarm.com/tvthemes.html) would do, except they already did Cheers and your idea sounds funnier :(

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 11:00 AM
I was thinking about looking for that picture yesterday. :eek

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:10 PM
can i meet that dad?

:timanderic

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:11 PM
GET FUNKY, KIDS

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:12 PM
Pub, I have just received reliable info that indicates you are harassing my client, Fat_Hippo, solely for the reason that you are currently lusting after his young, supple ass.

how do you plead

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:13 PM
Pretty soon Pub's going to have every button taken away :lol

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:15 PM
ANSWER THE QUESTION, SIR

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:21 PM
Pretty soon Pub's going to have every button taken away :lol

Pretty much, or they'll finally cut to the chase & permaban me for being the dick that I am.

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:22 PM
Pub, I have just received reliable info that indicates you are harassing my client, Fat_Hippo, solely for the reason that you are currently lusting after his young, supple ass.

how do you plead

Uh, you don't plead to a lawyer. Can I see your Bar Association Membership?

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:23 PM
God, I hope not

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:23 PM
ANSWER THE QUESTION, SIR

GODDAMN IT MARISSA, NO!

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:24 PM
I'll have you know that I received my membership after attending a very distinguished one-hour seminar in Milwaukee, sir

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:25 PM
God, I hope not

You could be a judge, but then he wouldn't be your client, unkless you're also a hooker.

BUT THEN I WOULD ASK YOU TO EXCUSE YOURSELF FOR CONFLICT OF INTEREST. :eek

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:27 PM
Hey, I can be a judge, too

The check may have been made out to cash, but the paper I received in return for attending the seminar clearly leaves several spots for you to fill in the blanks.

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:27 PM
A lawyer/judge/whore! perfect trifecta!

executioneer
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:28 PM
guys i can be judge jury and ME :(

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:29 PM
Also, if you state my lust for his ass as grounds for legal commencement, both my lust & his ass have to be entered as evidence.

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:30 PM
Did you just call me a whore?!



That is IT, mister, untie me!

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:32 PM
Also, if you state my lust for his ass as grounds for legal commencement, both my lust & his ass have to be entered as evidence.

:lol

Fat_Hippo
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:34 PM
Screw you, I don't trust your lust to be in the same room as my ass. And I'm rather fond of it anyway.

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:34 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000JFKDPI.01-A39B6LAYBCL5SI._SCLZZZZZZZ_V39318334_.jpg

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:35 PM
You're in safe hands

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:37 PM
Order in the court

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:37 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/unnamed-image-1-716586-719099.jpg

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 01:39 PM
A touching scene with Juttin and his father, shortly before the latter's untimely death and the former's intense weight gain

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:13 PM
Downsides: . . . loads of illegal immigrants . . .

Most of my coolest friends were children of illegal immigrants :(

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:15 PM
Keep your sexual spanking perversions out of our innocent tentacle arm thread, Marthaeus.

Now there's something I probably won't ever get to say again.

Is this giving anybody else ideas?


One idea mainly.

i wish this was an automated process. :lol

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:17 PM
I bet Fat_Hippo's from Northern California.

Fat_Hippo
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:18 PM
Bet's on.

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:18 PM
Dr. Boogie, please read my posts and try to comprehend them completely before posting vitriolically soaked responses.

Infraction gained due to a severe lack of STFU; humor

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:19 PM
Bet's on.

Dude, didn't you read this thread? All bets are for the loser's ass! :eek

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:20 PM
Dude, didn't you read this thread? All bets are for the loser's ass! :eek

There ya go, buddy.

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:21 PM
Also, all bets are decided by Willie. Do you think Willie likes you enough not to hand your ass to Gus? ;(

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:22 PM
:love

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:23 PM
BEN' OVER AN' SPELL RUN, BOY

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:26 PM
A friend sent me a link to the above "editorial", telling me how she found it funny at first and then got offended at the end because of this:

[bit about fanfaggotry]

Although the name of this site clearly tells the audience what you people here spend your time on, I'd just like to add the real, acutal, completely and totally LOWEST OF THEM ALL - is a person (and I use that term loosely) who puts down other people just because they have different interests.

You're a very sad person, Protoclown, and I hope someone mocks you publicly in the face every day for the rest of your life.

Renenet
(a fanfic writer, and proud of it)


Aw sheeeit, Lestat's gonna rape proto naw :(

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:29 PM
Haha, she did to the clown what she was mad at the clown for doing.

FUCK PEOPLE AND THEIR OPINIONS! >:

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:32 PM
It's activating it's registration as we speak

We're fucking in for it

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:34 PM
In this library you can find my Stargate fan fiction - stories which mostly concentrate on Jack and Daniel.
I tend to lean towards smarmy side, so you have been warned!

Please note there is a separate page exclusively for 'Little Daniel' stories.
http://www.geocities.com/renenetsdomain/DreamingAbydos2.jpg

...

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:34 PM
Oh wait, it already did that like, ten minutes ago

Durrrrrr

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:37 PM
So anyway, Pub, I was curious if there are any other New Zealish bands that are as cool as the Datsuns

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:38 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/march/dannyandjack.jpg

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:39 PM
So anyway, Pub, I was curious if there are any other New Zealish bands that are as cool as the Datsuns

Haha, the Datsuns are not very good. :(

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:39 PM
http://www.sgcsquared.com/gen/alchemy.htm

:lol

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:40 PM
Hey, I'm a rock and roll guy, what can I say

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:43 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/jack.jpg

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:43 PM
Then you might like Deja Voodoo.


OH SHIT, I THINK I MIGHT BE PISSING OFF A CROATIAN! THOSE FUCKS SHOOT PEOPLE! :eek

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:43 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/tealc.jpg

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:44 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/daniel.jpg

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:45 PM
God, it's like there's no limit to how gay these people are

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:46 PM
http://www.sgcsquared.com/gen/alchemy.htm


:lol

Is that Renenet as well?

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:46 PM
I hope so




I hope so

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:47 PM
God, it's like there's no limit to how gay these people are

That is why they are ranked bottom of the list.

Also, stop spamming those picture. One per site. Pick the best.

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:47 PM
I just wanted that one on the page break

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:51 PM
I just wanted that one on the page break

Page breaks are separate to the rules for Internet Stalking.

Guitar Woman
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:54 PM
http://www.sgcsquared.com/gen/alchemy.htm (http://www.sgcsquared.com/gen/alchemy.htm)

>:

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:56 PM
Yeah, how dare they infect your anime with shitty scifi! :lol

Guitar Woman
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:57 PM
so I'm gonna go get some McDonald's :x

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:57 PM
NO BUT SERIOUSLY HOW DARE THEY INFECT MY SHITTY SCIFI WITH SHITTY ANIME! >:

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 02:58 PM
so I'm gonna go get some McDonald's :x

FAAAAAAATTY!

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:00 PM
My lunch is homemade veggie stir fry and char siu chicken. Why you gotta go and talk about McDonalds, ruinin my appetite here

terrva
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:03 PM
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/48/vlcsnap9893090bu4.png

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:08 PM
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/48/vlcsnap9893090bu4.png

ARGGGGH!


Was that a page break? You missed.

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:10 PM
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/48/vlcsnap9893090bu4.png

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:11 PM
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/48/vlcsnap9893090bu4.png

[Spinning Baby]

[Dancing Fatcat]

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:12 PM
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/48/vlcsnap9893090bu4.png

Wait, is that a representation of a black person? A jiggaboo or somesuch?

Zomboid
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:13 PM
I just watched the doogie howser fatal farm thing and I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I saw the duck tales one a while ago and found that one really, really funny too.

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:13 PM
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/48/vlcsnap9893090bu4.png
Finland, you racists.

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:14 PM
Uh oh, Zomboid!

Time for me to go. ;)

terrva
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:15 PM
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7189/vlcsnap9954654wg2.png

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:17 PM
Twenty three

GO PUB, GO

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:17 PM
GO GO GO

Hobo Renee
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:22 PM
http://www.ballet.co.uk/weblogs/lehmus/archives/Pretty%20Boys.jpg

OMG FINNISH GUYZ. HAWT

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:22 PM
I just watched the doogie howser fatal farm thing and I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I saw the duck tales one a while ago and found that one really, really funny too.

The Doogie Howser one is my favorite. I also laughed really hard at the Knight Rider one and I still don't actually know why it's funny

terrva
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:23 PM
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3834/vlcsnap9960334jo0.png

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:24 PM
Pub, you were set

Hobo Renee
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:25 PM
TERVETULOA

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:25 PM
I have 3 hours until work, anyone up for some literati

http://www.chengdubookworm.com/happenings/images/DSC_0341.JPG

or some shit :lol

Hobo Renee
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:26 PM
What is Leonard Cohen doing there?

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:35 PM
Hey who wants to hear Jamesman talk about a video game while he plays it? :rolleyes

http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/1/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/2/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/3/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/4/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/5/

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:43 PM
:lol

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:44 PM
We all are, liquid. :(
:lol
PICTURE OF JESSICA ALABA
:eek
:timanderic
:hifive
Pretty much, or they'll finally cut to the chase & permaban me for being the dick that I am.
;<

MarioRPG
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:54 PM
Hey who wants to hear Jamesman talk about a video game while he plays it? :rolleyes

http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/1/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/2/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/3/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/4/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/5/

Sounds enticing!

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:56 PM
Video five: "I hope this isn't too tedious for you" :lol

executioneer
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:58 PM
Helpless people on a subway train
Scream BUG-EYED as he looks in on them

THIS IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER THE SONG GOING

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 03:58 PM
I DON'T EVEN GET IT

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:05 PM
you'd think this thing was made a gold the way you guys act

ITS A SOCK WITH SOME SUCTION CUPS ON

No way! It's a green phallus with suction cups on!

LIKE THE HULK'S DICK! :eek

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:06 PM
waiting for the page break

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:06 PM
THIS IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER THE SONG GOING

Me, you, Dany & Zomboid's idiot friends. ;(

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:06 PM
waiting for the page break

DON'T WAIT! ACT NOW!

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:07 PM
how many is it per page

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:07 PM
IS it 25?

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:08 PM
20 i thin kidk

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:08 PM
maybe 25

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:08 PM
25, DOI

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:08 PM
I counted the last page, it's 25.

We are on 19, I'll wait and listen to jamesman some more

he's talking about sweet potatos

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:09 PM
he did a yoda impress

also its not like 23!

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:09 PM
i loooove sweet potatoes :o

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:09 PM
IT GIVES THE NUMBERS ON THE SIDE ---->

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:10 PM
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4545/jamesmanoh0.jpg

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:10 PM
FUCK

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:10 PM
lol you stole it :x

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:11 PM
:lol

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:12 PM
WE CAN FIX THIS! ALL WE NEED TO DO IS SOME HOW STEAL 24 POSTS FROM OTHER THREADS & INSERT THEM.

terrva
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:13 PM
Why not just make some new ones?

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:15 PM
no, that's a terrible idea

terrva
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:15 PM
Dang it!

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:16 PM
Really, this Jamesman discovery should be it's own thread, but I'll let my pal Esuohlim decide.

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:18 PM
I APPROVE

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:19 PM
Hey who wants to hear Jamesman talk about a video game while he plays it? :rolleyes

http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/1/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/2/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/3/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/4/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/5/

Is it really the same one? :lol

Chojin
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:20 PM
I've talked to Jamesman on the phone before and I think it's the same one!

These videos would be so much funnier if they were uploaded 3 days ago.

executioneer
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:22 PM
THIS IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER THE SONG GOING

ON CLOSER LISTEN I GUESS IT COULD BE WHAT THEY ARE SAYING WHOOPS

executioneer
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:23 PM
IT GIVES THE NUMBERS ON THE SIDE ---->
OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

executioneer
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:24 PM
POSTING IN ALL CAPS

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:24 PM
Is it really the same one? :lol

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6254/jamesmanql0.jpg

terrva
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:24 PM
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:26 PM
Shut it

terrva
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:29 PM
Shut it
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/884/vlcsnap9957354el5.png

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:29 PM
i think only certain people should be allowed in here >:

executioneer
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:30 PM
i odnt use caps locks i push shift down the whole time

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:35 PM
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6254/jamesmanql0.jpg

Now I feel bad, look at that clown light switch :(

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:36 PM
Haha I didn't even see that

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:37 PM
i think only certain people should be allowed in here >:

I think certain people should be locked in here.

Pub Lover
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:38 PM
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6254/jamesmanql0.jpg

...

executioneer
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:39 PM
NO COUNTRY FOR JAMES MEN

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:40 PM
Didn't he used to be skinny?

I distinctly recall a rather descriptive post about how he was able to get his cock into his mouth.

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:40 PM
I think certain people should be locked in here.

some of us are ;_;

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:41 PM
Didn't he used to be skinny?

I distinctly recall a rather descriptive post about how he was able to get his cock into his mouth.

every picture i saw he was a fatty

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:41 PM
JAMESMAN DISCUSSION IS FOR THE JAMESMAN THREAD

the new topic here is: Favorite Cereal

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:42 PM
I like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, for a extra treat put some on your peanut butter sandwhich for a cinnamony and crunch taste that won't beat beat.

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:42 PM
I like Frosted Flakes
Or oatmeal


I live on the edge

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:43 PM
Sometimes I put strawberries and blueberries in them

Fat_Hippo
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:43 PM
I like this one chocolate cereal with this big bear on the box. And there's also one with a female polar bear that has vanilla flavor. Those kick ass.

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:44 PM
I don't get the hype with Lucky Charms, frankly I feel it tastes incredibly bland and the marshmellows have no specific flavour to them.

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:44 PM
i like the cinnamon oatmeal alot :o

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:45 PM
I don't like any marshmallow cereal :(

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:45 PM
i hat putting fruit in it tho

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:46 PM
I don't like strawberries and blueberries in the cinnamon stuff, but apples work great!

GADZOOKS
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:47 PM
ooh you know what I like

Honey Bunches of Oates

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:47 PM
CRACKLIN' OAT BRAN was the correct answer

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:48 PM
frosted mini wheats are the best, i'd say

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:48 PM
I've always liked all those while camping, kix too

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:50 PM
How 'bout those Fruit Loops, slightly overrated I'd say

Sam
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:51 PM
FUCK YOU GRISLYGUS

FUCK YOU

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:52 PM
I should have locked this thread on April Fools Day :(

Esuohlim
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:52 PM
And then kept it locked :lol

Grislygus
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:52 PM
I'd rate them about the same quality as Cookie Crisp

liquidstatik
Apr 4th, 2008, 04:52 PM
yeah fruity loops are gross and they scratch the roof of my mouth :x