I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Zhukov]

I worked all weekend, and spent all my after work time hanging out with an overbearing Canadian man who I bet thinks I consider him my best friend. My ex isn't talking to me at all after I suggested that we talk less in an effort to get her to talk to me. The girl I am interested in at work told me that her boyfriend is fantastic and definitely stronger than I am.

[Zhukov]

FUCK AND I CAN'T EDIT.

[Fathom Zero]

Doncha just hate it when you see someone you're interested in perfectly happy with someone else?

[elx]

My ex isn't talking to me at all after I suggested that we talk less in an effort to get her to talk to me.
how does that work?

[Zhukov]

She lives in the UK. She got really mad at me for no good reason, which she did a lot, so I told her to calm down and don't take it out on me etc. She took that badly and stopped talking to me for a few days. I sent her an email saying that if we are just going to fight all the time maybe we shouldn't talk so much - I sort of expected her to realise that it was something serious that I wanted to talk about, rather than actualy stop talking... but she got even madder at me for suggesting such a horrible thing, and if that's what I want, then that's what I'll get, and she stopped answering calls, emails etc. My fault.

[elx]

how strange. the exact same thing happened to me, but i was on the girlfriend end of it.
i'm going to guess that she reacted the same way i did for the same reason. she's not trying to punish you, she just thinks you're less interested in her now. send her another email, let her know exactly why you did it and just make it clear that you very much still adore her and you don't want any less of her. at least, that'd work on me:(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Going to a baby shower....do guys really go to these?

[Sam]

NO THEY ARE ONLY FOR BROADS

[Fathom Zero]

Guys, I feel good again about writing.

That, or I could be having a manic episode of creativity. I don't wanna get my hopes up.

[Kitsa]

I've heard of "coed" baby showers, but it seems like it would be uncomfortable and boring for guys especially.

[Evil Robot]

Going to a baby shower....do guys really go to these?
IDIOT!!!! Don't put babies in the shower, instead use the sink or a plastic tub.

[Tadao]

Going to a baby shower....do guys really go to these?

Only if you're married. You're not married, just a pussy.

[Aaarg]

man at babby shower seams silly,maybe its just my culturehowever!!

[stevetothepast]

aaarg is that a spambot quote?

[Supafly345]

camacazio (2:47:20 PM): oh man i'm way unmotivated to do work today

YouWantToBeAdam (2:54:09 PM): maybe you are losing your lust for it

camacazio (2:54:48 PM): i think i worked myself too much during the last few months on that fpga, and now that i'm programming for two different final project assignments due roughly 2 week sform now, i'm burnt out

YouWantToBeAdam (2:56:07 PM):you have any heads around?

YouWantToBeAdam (2:56:43 PM):maybe you can get a hook up for some uppers, artificial motivation

camacazio (2:57:14 PM): taht sounds like recommending drugs to solve being lazy

YouWantToBeAdam (2:57:45 PM): your IM ears are working

[Chojin]

i went back on another diet stretch and it's absolutely murdered my motivation :<

yesterday I had to take a break from exercising too because my whole body ached, and i was just a piece of shit all day :< did absolutely nothing, not even play games

[Guitar Woman]

I hope you're enjoying your healthy new lifestyle!

[Chojin]

ty ty

i'm just paying for years of burgers and pizzas ;< I'm not dieting in a healthy way at all, just a very effective one. 800-1100 kcal a day of lean meats only starts to fuck with your head badly when your bodyfat is already within acceptable limits. I'm trying to cut down to athlete-class weight and start some wrestling/MMA training in the spring, so I gotta TRAIN FAST LIKE SPEED OF SOUND LIKE JOHN FREEMAN

[Guitar Woman]

I don't see why you need to diet for that, plenty of wrestlers are fat

[Chojin]

i am also a narcissist

[Tadao]

and you like to grapple with sweaty men

[Guitar Woman]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/31/KurtAngleSheltonBenjaminWTF.gif

[Chojin]

and you like to grapple with sweaty men

who are trying to kill you

[Tadao]

In MMA? I don't think so, that's a pussy fight.

[Kitsa]

If by any chance anyone is considering going to an outlet mall at this time of year...don't.

[Aaarg]

The "outlet mall" back home has been phasing out the "outlet" for years. It may no longer refer to itself as an outlet mall, especially since it was bought by a different company.


So I was at a store today with my roommate and I had a simple reminder of how easy it is to break the ice with strangers. My life since moving down here has gotten me so much more socially awkward than I have been in years.

[Kitsa]

"Outlet" is generally a complete misnomer, since it implies lower prices, and lower prices are seldom if ever found.

Didn't stop the place from being utterly packed wall-to-wall with morons, most pushing the gigantic "baby bulldozer" type strollers, many sick and coughing indiscriminately without covering their mouths.

I usually stay away from them and this was a good reminder as to why.

[Evil Robot]

http://www.mindrights.com/files/2007/07/tamper.jpg
OULET MALL WE SELL OULETS

[Fathom Zero]

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/5959/owlet.gif

[stevetothepast]

I want that fucking owl

[Aaarg]

http://www.klimp.dk/glown/otisbed.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Chili dogs were not even remotely a good idea for breakfast.

Why do I do this to myself?

[Aaarg]

I had a granola bar!

[stevetothepast]

The word "ninja" is blocked at my work.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The word "ninja" is blocked at my work.

While doing a search on the internet or verbally?

[stevetothepast]

while doing a search on the internet.

the guy sitting beside me was looking up ninja gaiden.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maybe they blocked it because its game related. They block all game related content at mine too.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The baby shower wasn't that bad because it was in a VFW hall basement. So I ran the pool table(official sized too) and then we watched the Bills game.

[Fathom Zero]

High definition Blade Runner is literally the greatest thing ever.

EDIT: I SOUND LIKE GW

[kahljorn]

I fucking hate when people call me on the phone and they have to talk about everything they talk about at least twice and each thing takes like 30 seconds to say and they say it word for fucking word practically both times. JESUS.
SOMETIMES THEY REPEAT IT THREE TIMES.

[Chojin]

working at mcdonalds is rough, bro

[Babs]

ya dawg likez i got uh a blunt boutz 2 blaze dat $hit like DMX

[Sam]

BLAIZEITUPPP

[kahljorn]

HEY

[Supafly345]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/106042/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly
HEY GAYS CHECK OUT THIS

[Fathom Zero]

The movie Pistol Opera is also on Hulu, I just found out last night. It's a very good Jap-style movie.

[Tadao]

Hahaha they have The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant (http://www.hulu.com/watch/105628/the-incredible-two-headed-transplant)

[Aaarg]

GBU in its entirety is also on Youtube. Good stuff.

[Aaarg]

I distinctly remember being nine or ten (and Sagat's "Funk Dat" being mildly popular), going into the kitchen and opening the fridge, saying "Question! Why is it that every time I want to eat some string cheese, I open the refrigerator and there ain't no string cheese to be found? Maaaaan, FUNK DAT!"

My mom got mad because she thought I was cursing at her.

iOFKU_hwj2o

[Kitsa]

I noticed this as I was wrapping some stocking-stuffer candy for someone.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/Candy3.jpg

Should we assume it's not made responsibly unless they specifically say so?

[Zhukov]

I thought the joke was that it was made by Au'some industries.

[Zhukov]

Shit I keep doing that. Give me an edit button!

[Kitsa]

that was fun, too.

[Kitsa]

http://gothamist.com/2009/11/21/disabled_veteran_says_he_was_beaten.php

WTG McDonald's. This is precisely why I'm afraid to take my service-dog-in-training into new places.

[Dimnos]

Dude! I hope he kicks their asses up down and sideways in court. >:

[Kitsa]

Yeah, that was handled badly.

[Fathom Zero]

Jeez.

[stevetothepast]

rotten ronnie strikes again.

[Tadao]

Now Steve, I hate McDonald's too, but I don't think it's Ronnie's fault. he employees who beat him need to go to jail though.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I distinctly remember being nine or ten (and Sagat's "Funk Dat" being mildly popular), going into the kitchen and opening the fridge, saying "Question! Why is it that every time I want to eat some string cheese, I open the refrigerator and there ain't no string cheese to be found? Maaaaan, FUNK DAT!"

My mom got mad because she thought I was cursing at her.

iOFKU_hwj2o

I remember him saying TIGERRR a lot more.

[jin]

I am from history. ;D

[Fathom Zero]

:eek

[Chojin]

when he arrived at the restaurant and pulled out a camera, he claims that men from the shop asked him why he was taking pictures, then punched him and hit him with garbage cans, leaving him with a neck injury.

lol, is he sure that it was a mcdonalds employee and not hardcore holly?

OH HI JIN

WAY TO NOT RESPOND TO ME ON FACEBOOK EVER

[jin]

hahaha opps!

I use it on my iphone and sometimes i check it without replying and then forget later because there is no notification :<

I did see your pictures though!

I'm starting to go to the gym now too! I was going to join the Navy :O

[Chojin]

man i'd never join the navy in australia, y'all have some scary fucking marine life

[jin]

hahaha

I want to fight pirates and go to strange countries with names i can't pronounce and get odd diseases which are equally unpronouncable! And then bomb everything!

[Supafly345]

oh hi there

[Babs]

Off to work where I stab your arms with needles.

[Kitsa]

you're not stabbing me today, fucker, I don't have any appointments in Columbus.

[LordSappington]

I just got my first social security check. Feels good being a smart-ass teenager, leeching off the system.

[Babs]

Kitsa, make an appointment here in Grove City.

[Fathom Zero]

I just got my first social security check. Feels good being a smart-ass teenager, leeching off the system.

Disabled in some way? Parents dead?

[elx]

does anyone know if it's safe to fully cook things today and then reheat in the oven the next day? like would a pie burn if i did that?:(

and yeah that's pretty weird, babysappyton. if it's parents dead, you're only allowed to receive it after 18 if you're still in highschool, but even then, it's supposed to go to whoever your legal guardian is. not you!

[Tadao]

depends on the pie, but an apple or pumpkin pie can handle it. You just have to keep an eye on it.

[Fathom Zero]

Yes, elx. It's just an application of heat like any other, just don't burn your damn house down. It shouldn't take very long to reheat, and you wouldn't want to recook it.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/emopagebrak.jpg


I'm cooking my pumpkin pie today because I likes it cold.

This is my first thanksgiving not having to travel in a very, very long time. I'm excited that I'm finally going to be able to see the parade on TV. It's the little things.

[captain516]

cold pumpkin pie is deeelish

[LordSappington]

Disabled in some way? Parents dead?
My dad has kidney failure, so I can get benefits while I'm in highschool. I feel kinda like a douche for taking advantage on it, but hey, I need money.

[Kitsa]

Did it take a long time to get approved for it?

[Tadao]

Dude, the government takes from SS all the time to pay for other bills. Don't feel so bad.

[elx]

Yes, elx. It's just an application of heat like any other, just don't burn your damn house down. It shouldn't take very long to reheat, and you wouldn't want to recook it.
burning the house down is a very likely possibility - my mom has been in the hospital for a month or so and since she's gone i'm the one in charge of preparing the 15 dishes and 3 desserts she makes every year for the holiday. the problem is, i've never even cooked a full meal by myself before, let alone something this massive. but i figure if i'm able to cook half of it tonight and reheat it tomorrow i'll be golden:(

hope the rest of you have a better holiday and a more edible meal tomorrow :)~

edit: also, thanks you two!

[Tadao]

Are you cooking a turkey for the first time? remeber to get your hand way up in it to pull out the gizzards, sometimes they are in a plastic bag and you might cook plastic into the turkey.

[Tadao]

also, sorry to hear about your mom.

[elx]

Are you cooking a turkey for the first time? remeber to get your hand way up in it to pull out the gizzards, sometimes they are in a plastic bag and you might cook plastic into the turkey.
yeah i am:( i was able to talk my brothers into cooking the turkey + ham but then they came up with this deep frying scheme and so i fired them out of concern.

[Tadao]

I hear deep fried turkey is the best ever. I'm supprised you didn't help her out in the kitchen before. You're a naughty child.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Deep fried turkey tastes so fucking good. My extended family made it once and we ate the shit out of it.

[captain516]

I'm going to try Turducken for the first time. Hopefully it won't suck.

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/funfun.jpg

[LordSappington]

Did it take a long time to get approved for it?
Surprisingly, no. It only took about a month before I got the affirmative.

[Kitsa]

I see NASA's put up a whole other thing about 2012:

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html

[Zhukov]

the problem is, i've never even cooked a full meal by myself before


Whaaaaaa?


Oh well. Good luck jumping from never cooked a meal to making thanksgiving dinner for a family though.

[Colonel Flagg]

I have a great respect for the Joy of Cooking - that book has never let me down.

Heard lots of good things about deep-fried turkey, but I've never had the pleasure.

How massive is the turkey, elx?

[kahljorn]

i cant wait for tomorrow :(

[kahljorn]

I have weed AND tons of food

[Fathom Zero]

My mother invited me over to Thanksgiving at her new boyfriend's parents' house. We're gonna have good times.

[Aaarg]

All my family (including extended) is apparently going to my dad's house, except me. My Thanksgiving sounds like it'll be a lot like kohljumanji's - a plate of food and a bowl of something else.

Deep-fried turkey sounds awesome.

[Shrubfest]

I just looked up root beer. I cannot imagine what it tastes like. Description, anyone?

[Tadao]

What? Really? Either it's the best pop in the world or you will puke. I love rootbeer floats.

[Chojin]

it tastes like sassafras.

[captain516]

I really don't now how to describe it. I would say "vaguley medicine-like."

[Tadao]

:pagebrak

I'll ship you some if you can't get any in GB. Wich would be totally gay.

[Shrubfest]

Well, i figure its something like ginger beer and dandilion and burdock.

[Tadao]

I'm psoitive it's not.

[Kitsa]

no, british ginger beer is way hotter than root beer.

It's mellower and sweeter than coca-cola. It has a sassafras taste to it that would be hard to describe to someone who hasn't had sassafras. It mixes well with vanilla and that's what makes root beer floats (vanilla ice cream plus root beer) work so well.

I'm guessing root beer barrels (the candy) aren't available there? I've had a ton of British and continental candy and I can't really think of anything similar.

[Kitsa]

I've got it...it's like horehound without the bite. I know there's horehound in the UK.

[Tadao]

I wanna try this horehound stuff.

[kahljorn]

don't.

[Sam]

I'D RATHER HAVE A WHOREPOUND AM I RIGHT LADIES OR FELLAS?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Birch beer is the shit.

[Zhukov]

It's sort of like sarsaparilla.

[Kitsa]

If you're in the states and want to try horehound, go to any Cracker Barrel restaurant (I don't know how it is elsewhere, but they're like every freeway exit in this area). They have a shitload of the stuff. You can get horehound stick candy for 10 cents apiece, or they have little papery sacks of it for around $1.50.

[Tadao]

Maybe they have it at a BevCo.

Ooops, I mean BevMo, And no, they don't list it.

[Dixie]

Did someone say beer?

[Supafly345]

*sitcom audience cheer*

[Colonel Flagg]

NORM!

[Dixie]

I never seem to have time to post here anymore, not home very much :(
i miss youse guys and dames

[Tadao]

I hope it's because you're over sexed.

[Fathom Zero]

She's busy getting ahead.

[Tadao]

or giving head

[Fathom Zero]

to get ahead

[Dixie]

Adventures in Dixieland

[Tadao]

I'm not tall enough for that ride :(

[Fathom Zero]

I'm tall enough for that ride. ;)

[Dixie]

One's asleep in my bed right now, I'm down to only 3 now.

[Fathom Zero]

Gigh five.

[Tadao]

http://thestrangeattractor.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/high_five.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

One's asleep in my bed right now, I'm down to only 3 now.

Are you talking about your snuggies?

[Dixie]

something like that

[Tadao]

and by snuggies do you mean bewbs?

[Colonel Flagg]

Damn, Dix, you're someone I wished I knew irl, and not just in the biblical sense. :(

[Dixie]

I've been informed that I'm a voodoo woman. One of them wants to search my room for dolls with pins in them.

[Guitar Woman]

YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY WITH THAT BOOGIE, BOOGIE, BOOGIE :airguitar

[Dixie]

Evil is really a state of mind, this is just innocent sexuality.
STOP PASSING JUDGEMENT

[Guitar Woman]

in 7 hours I'll have been awake for two days. Feels neutral man.

Looks like all my extra DPH sleep just made my schedule weirder; I could have taken some last night, but I didn't have to get up either so I thought, fuck it. Turns out I also have a 5 page paper I had no idea I had due on Monday, so I hope I start plateauing soon so I can marathon this shit and then go into a comatose state for a while.

[Fathom Zero]

I've been having more and more dreams of being drugged and kidnapped. It woke me up this morning.

[Zhukov]

I'm sleeping well and eating healthily.

[LordSappington]

Man, I built an awesome little Q-Tip cannon, but my grill lighter and sparkers are too cheap to ignite it. >:

[Fathom Zero]

I knew it. YOU ARE GUITAR WOMAN.

[LordSappington]

... me? :L

[Sam]

I GO TO BED AT 11 AND WAKE UP AT 7:30 EVERYDAY LIKE CLOCKWORK

IT'S ALLLLLLLLRRRIIIGGGHHHTTTT

[MarioRPG]

But what about the 11 o clock news!

[captain516]

As long as it's not Fox news

[Shrubfest]

My National Anthem: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Ilkla_Moor_Baht_%27at

[Zhukov]

Mine: http://greenstone.statelibrary.tas.gov.au/cgi-bin/library.exe?a=d&c=music&d=128053592

[Babs]

I love OUR national anthem, yeah the one that mentions the home of the BRAVE. Yeah, we kind of make every other country look like a bunch of pussies.

[Dimnos]

Tasmania has a national anthem?

[Babs]

http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/misc/cartoon/taz.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[Zhukov]

We fought a war for our independence, and our right to sing that anthem >:

[Sam]

Tasmania has a national anthem?

YES IT'S VERY CLASSY

cuos9YvAcsY

[Tadao]

http://www.dinkumaussies.com/PIC/tasmania%20flag.gif

:lol I forgot about that

[Dimnos]

Arguably the best thing to come out of Tasmania? :confused:

[Zhukov]

One could argue that, I suppose >:

[Supafly345]

If you're gay

[Dimnos]

What else has come out of Tasmania?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://badpamma.com/images/model_dizzy_color.jpg

[Dimnos]

http://unknowntheartist.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/432px-young_einstein.jpg

I stand by my previous statement. :|

[MarioRPG]

That man is playing a guitar with an apple on it.

[The Leader]

:lol

[Tadao]

Obama speeches are soooooooooo fucking boring.

[Sam]

I want him to go "GO SELL SOME MEDICINE, BITCHES"

[Tadao]

He needs to be more black

[captain516]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2656/4151640237_f99c5948c3_o.jpg

[Zhukov]

What else has come out of Tasmania?

http://www.ww2incolor.com/d/1151-4/general-montgomery.jpg
http://tiredacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/boonshot2.jpg
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/flynn_robin_hood.jpg
http://www.theadvocate.com.au/multimedia/images/full/492972.jpg

[kahljorn]

those last two guys actually look like they could be taz and his father

[Zhukov]

That's David Foster and son. David Foster is the world champion in wood cutting. I've had enough about Tasmania now, so no more please.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I love the BADASS MAN COMPETITIONS like wood cutting. I've cut wood but they destroy it. Axe toss is badass too.

[Babs]

So some weird ass guy that would occasionally hang out with my girlfriend and I decided to start texting my girlfriend when he got drunk and try to make "the moves" on her via the phenomenon of texting. I'm not the slightest jealous of him, seeing as he looks exactly like that fetus looking fuck on "The Shield" (Michael Chiklis). Also worth noting is that he's a pathetic alcoholic who's shtick is when achieving maximum "drunkness", is portraying the persona of a wretched fat fuck with a distinctive billowing voice which, ironically, is exactly what he is.

So after taking into consideration of all the amazing contributions he can offer to his and I's wonderful friendship, I decided to write Mr. Fetus a very welcoming, homey letter personally addressed to him. I-MOCKERY EXCLUSIVE!


Dear James,

Leave my fucking girlfriend alone. I'm tired of you bothering her in which she tells me all the wonderful and pleasant shit you say to her which is actually really fucking pathetic. Just imagining you playing with your half assed whiskey dick while texting her is reassurance of how pathetically miserable you truly are. Jesus fucking christ I'll read about you in the newspaper one day about how you drunkingly sexually assualted a kid at a broken down theme park.

p.s. I'll cum on your face

[Dimnos]

You think about him playing with his whiskey dick? Thats sick even for you Babs. :\

[Babs]

Hey, I would of never conjured the image up if he never existed. So basically, he forced me to think of the crude image.

[Dimnos]

Well then that warrants much more than a nasty letter. >:

[stevetothepast]

I wouldn't have written the letter. I would have just went to his house, pulled down my pants, and took a shit on his carpet. If he doesn't have carpet get the couch.

[Tadao]

Have you seen these txts or are you just taking the bitches word?

[Babs]

i saw duh txtz

[Colonel Flagg]

Can you do a "flat frozen pee through the mail slot" thing? I seem to remember RannyK offering that one up....

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:pagebrak

I was having a bad day until I read that letter. Now its a little better.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:Double

[Babs]

HAVE A GOOD DAY

[Dimnos]

Can you do a "flat frozen pee through the mail slot" thing? I seem to remember RannyK offering that one up....

YES! Go Finnish style. He will never see that coming.

[Dimnos]

Bonus points if you can get your girl to do it too.

[Sam]

BONUS POINTS IF YOUR GIRL EATS IT

[Dimnos]

Oh Sam...

[Esuohlim]

IT IS A SNOWNIG OUTSIDE :eek

[Sam]

BONUS POINTS IF YOU EAT IT

[Colonel Flagg]

DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW!

(Moment of silence for FZ) :(

[Fathom Zero]

QUIZZICALITIES

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

YA GAY PEOPLE LOVE THAT SHIT.

What is the name of the show your picture is from? We get 2 canadian channels where I live and I only remember calling it the raccoon show when I was young.

[Colonel Flagg]

According to wikipedia it is (was?) called "The Raccoons" - good memory.

[Colonel Flagg]

:dblpst

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Thank you Cnl. :) I thought it was something along those lines but wasn't sure if it was a more involved name.

[stevetothepast]

What is the name of the show your picture is from? We get 2 canadian channels where I live and I only remember calling it the raccoon show when I was young.

have you ever seen "Canadian Heritage moments"? they are funny and educational.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I haven't. I'll check for it though. I get CTV and CBC. I stopped watching them a while ago though because they didn't play Mr. Bean any longer or the Simpsons at 5:30pm.

[Esuohlim]

Guys, are Emu and ScruU2wice dead? :(

[kahljorn]

i see emu on XBLive sometimes :O

[Fathom Zero]

Grislygus is dead. :(

[kahljorn]

:O

[Esuohlim]

:(

[kahljorn]

Seriously dead oOOOOOR internet dead?

[Fathom Zero]

I don't know that.

[kahljorn]

OH

OH I SEE

SO YOU JUST LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET

I SEE YES

YOURE A JERK >:

[Fathom Zero]

He could be. I commissioned him for some stuff... but he disappeared.

[Dixie]

Babylon wasn't meant to be seen in the sun

[LordSappington]

So, I cracked my chewin' molar yesterday, so it's currently in three pieces. Even swallowing the wrong way brings a fresh wave of agony, but I got my dentist appointment set-up. ON THE 21ST. >:
EDIT: Oh, I also found out that it was NOT a good idea to make another cannon with a larger bottle, and thus more aerosol. Long story short: Small explosion in my backyard. Luckily, we bailed to my friend's house for movie night before any cops may have showed up. I doubt any did.

[Babs]

Can you take a picture of that cracked molar please?

[Zhukov]

Can someone tell me where Metal Militia went?

[Fathom Zero]

I think he got bored and he still plays vidya games.

[Zhukov]

Oh, thank you.

I wish he would have stuck around. He was hilarious, posted pictures of tanks, and read many books that I read.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

He'll probably be on when a new World War II shooter comes out. Did anyone else think Metal Militia looked like Doug Benson?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Doug_Benson_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg/451px-Doug_Benson_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Doug_Benson_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg)

[Esuohlim]

I don't remember his face being so fat

[kahljorn]

Metal militia turned into a pussy and left after I fucked with him a bit and he took it all seriously and put me on his "ignore list"

[Esuohlim]

He's taking care of his cats

[Sam]

He was mad that Kahl disproved Hitler's Canoe

[Fathom Zero]

Kahl, you go after the jugular and I appreciate that.

[Sam]

I am glad that Kahl is my very good friend

[Fathom Zero]

Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

[Sam]

FATHOM ZZZZEEEEEEROOOOOOOOO

[Fathom Zero]

WHAT WE DOIN'?

[LordSappington]

Can you take a picture of that cracked molar please?
It's a little hard for me to jam a camera in well enough to see it. Right now it's not TOO bad, not as bad as it could be, but it hurts like fuck, it'll probably break the rest of the way if I do anything to it, and I can tell they're probably going to just yank it out.
All of this is made worse with my terrible phobia of dentists.

[elx]

:(

[Lord Lonic]

I have a dog named Bahmo and a cat named Jon Clement

I shit you not

BVgM7qeAlko

[Zhukov]

Last night was my Christmas dinner. I wore a suit and black tie and the guy sitting next to me wore a Jack Daniels t-shirt and a chain on his jeans.

Then today at work I got hit in the head with a steel bracket and went to hospital.

[Shrubfest]

Eventful. Well done!

Assuming that its not serious. In which case, bum.

[Zhukov]

Just a lump and a headache, and thank you for your concern. But I had to wait for two hours for them to tell me that, and I was surrounded by elderly people the whole time.

Old people seem to get hurt a lot; "having a fall" or crashing their cars. Using up all our crutches.

[executioneer]

I have a dog named Bahmo and a cat named Jon Clement

I shit you not

i don't let dumb shit on the internet intrude on my life that much but i guess different strokes for people who have strokes, or whatever

[Supafly345]

Guys, are Emu and ScruU2wice dead? :(I talk to scru on aim still. He's in graduate school becoming a wealthy doctor.

[Guitar Woman]

Emu mentioned having a stalker, that might have grown into something

[Fathom Zero]

bZfyrIPw3wY

[Dimnos]

i don't let dumb shit on the internet intrude on my life that much but i guess different strokes for people who have strokes, or whatever

I took it to mean he had a mentally handicapped cat and it needed a good retard name. :\

[Tadao]

Hi guys, let's talk about me and how I have an easy problem that I'm gonna fix just as soon as I get confirmation that you guys are like me.

JUST FUNNIN' YOU AAAAAARG. :p

[Dixie]

it's come to my attention someone i know is reading my posts. edit edit edit fuck you too.

[Fathom Zero]

My condolences.

[Tadao]

OH GEEZ

[Dimnos]

If all of you sleep together at the same time its not cheating.

[Dixie]

FUCK YOOOOOOOUUUUU

[Tadao]

Oh man! I'm at the GF's house. I hope you didn't have to stab someone.

[Dixie]

find something else to do with your time, you're not even involved.

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck 'em.

And I mean that metaphorically.

[Tadao]

Oh noes! Is the Hen pen closed to you?

[Dixie]

nope not here either

[Tadao]

Yeah, I was the other man once. NO FUN!

[Dixie]

zoop

[Tadao]

what about punker kid? he gonna be ok on his own or is he gonna live with you guys?

[Dixie]

going out for chinese food brb yall

[Guitar Woman]

shrimp, pork, chicken. sweet and sour.

in that order.

[Dixie]

hot and spicy beef with white rice and crab won tons
mmmmmmmm

[Tadao]

whats that java site that is swedish ans sells housewares and it looks like a tom ans jerry mousetrap?

[executioneer]

crab won tons
GOD DAMN IT

[kahljorn]

Dixie is almost an american legend

except that ive seen her!

[Dixie]

the rumors about me right now are amazing.
apparently i'm some kind of druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart. i'm sure there's more, that's just what i've heard though.

[Dimnos]

I thought you were a succubus stealing the life essence out of old men with your feminine wiles.