I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Guitar Woman]

Holy hell, the Play n' Trade I applied for employment at is all kinds of nice. It has an ENORMOUS skylight in the middle, and the walls are lined with kiosks for every console and handheld from the past 6 years. There's also one dedicated specifically to Guitar Hero, and at the counter we have 2 high-powered PCs with widescreen LCD monitors. The dudes I'll work with are about my age, and the manager is in his late 20's or early 30's and really easy-going about everything. I showed up and started helping out until he showed up. I unpacked all the games for the store, and they had shit that wasn't even out yet. When he finally got there he seemed impressed by my application and resume being presented all professional-like, and the actual interview is set for the 26th.

I really, really, really, REALLY hope I get this fucking job. I'd almost pay to work in a place like this, it is that fantastic.

:<

[Esuohlim]

Pay to work :eek :eek :eek

[Guitar Woman]

Sort of like World of Warcraft, but without the furries

[Fathom Zero]

You're not gonna make the cut :lol

[Chojin]

You should have pretended to be a girl for the first year of your employment!

[Fathom Zero]

A pretty girl behind the counter at Burger King started flirting with me.

[Esuohlim]

I would say hit that but it's probably not nice to hit retarded girls. :(

I guess what I'm saying is I'd be hell of embarrassed to tell people I met my girlfriend while she was working at Burger King >:

[Fathom Zero]

Then you get my position completely.

[HickMan]

She must be a --

Mississippi Queen
If you know what i mean
Mississippi Queen
She taught me everything
Way down around Vicksburg
Around Lousiana way
Lives a canjun lady
Called the Mississippi Queen
You know she was a dancer
She moved better on wine
While the rest of them dudes
Was gettin their kicks
Buddy beg your pardon
I was gettin mine
Mississippi Queen
If you know what i mean
Mississippi Queen
She taught me everything
This lady she asked me
If i would be her man
You know that i told her
Id do what i can
To keep her lookin pretty
Buy her dresses that shine
While the rest of them dudes
Was makin their bread
Buddy beg your pardon
I was losin mine
Oh you know she was a dancer
She moved better on wine
While the rest of them dudes
Was gettin their kicks
Buddy beg your pardon
I was gettin mine

[MetalMilitia]

I wouldn't mind telling people I met a girl in Burger King so long as it didn't turn out that she was actually just a burger wearing a jaunty hat.

[HungryWantBiddy]

I wouldn't mind telling people I met a girl in Burger King so long as it didn't turn out that she was actually just a burger wearing a jaunty hat.

That would make her more appealing (to me anyway) than any chick I've ever seen working at Burger King.

[RaNkeri]

Holy shit my head's in pieces :x

[bigtimecow]

LOL SORRY

[Grislygus]

I was flirting with girl at Burger King last night, it was going great until she mentioned that I was as cute as her son.

[RaNkeri]

I was once in front of McDonalds and heard these girls right behind me say something along the lines "Nice ass" I then turned to them and said "thanks" and they replied "We weren't talkin' bout you" in which I replied "Sorry, my bad" and fled the scene.

[MetalMilitia]

I was flirting with girl at Burger King last night, it was going great until she mentioned that I was as cute as her son.

Was she wearing a jaunty hat because I've heard something about that.

[HickMan]

Your avatar doesnt even look like a predator

-Clayton

[RaNkeri]

You'll have to blame japs for that.

[RaNkeri]

Besides, I'd use the predator de-cloaking gif, but it's too big for the forum. Or predator beatin an alien, but it's also too big.

I suck at resizing too.

[MarioRPG]

I was once in front of McDonalds and heard these girls right behind me say something along the lines "Nice ass" I then turned to them and said "thanks" and they replied "We weren't talkin' bout you" in which I replied "Sorry, my bad" and fled the scene.
Oh man, I see stuff like that happen everyday.

[Esuohlim]

Besides, I'd use the predator de-cloaking gif, but it's too big for the forum. Or predator beatin an alien, but it's also too big.

I suck at resizing too.

Better yet why don't you use that guy dancing in the bear costume again lol

[Fathom Zero]

My head is so fucked up right now.
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=rq4Mr0U9R9g&feature=related)

[Fathom Zero]

I saw a guy at work today that had a goiter.

[RaNkeri]

Better yet why don't you use that guy dancing in the bear costume again lol

I believe it's also too big. That's why I changed it in the first place.

[HickMan]

It's been so long from the last time I changed my avatar I forgot how

-clayton

[Esuohlim]

I believe it's also too big. That's why I changed it in the first place.

Not to mention that there's probably four people around here with the same avatar already

[RaNkeri]

And I'd stick to my predator anyway

[RaNkeri]

Can any of you guys tell me how do I point out that

(e^x)^y = e^xy And I'm NOT allowed to use the simple rules of exponential functions.


I'm having this weeks' analysis demonstrasions tomorrow and I haven't done shit :x

[Emu]

Drop out

[irish]

G'day :D haven't been on here in ages. I saw the horror night's feature dealy.. and it made me remember that I went to the one in Orlando. Wow just wow :O I am a huge scaredy cat and with only my two evil brothers with me.. well I think you can guess.

Thought I'd share the with ye that: Leatherface said "I'm not actually going to hurt you" after I screamed at him, "DON'T TOUCH ME!!"
Ehehe

[MarioRPG]

I wish I could have that job.

[Esuohlim]

Can any of you guys tell me how do I point out that

(e^x)^y = e^xy And I'm NOT allowed to use the simple rules of exponential functions.


I'm having this weeks' analysis demonstrasions tomorrow and I haven't done shit :x

Are you allowed to just substitute actual numbers for x and y and prove it that way? Like (e^5)^3 = (e^5)(e^5)(e^5) = e^15 = e^(5x3)

[Esuohlim]

PERSONALLY I WOULD JUST TRY PROVING THIS INSTEAD

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5193/math3zj4.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

ASSOCIATIVE PROPERTY, STUPID. >:

[Emu]

So like there's this Japanese restaurant here that I absolutely love. It's a small place that serves mostly sushi and the food is great and I adore the atmosphere. My girlfriend and I eat there at least once a week, and have done so for the past 3 months or so. We go in there today and as I'm going to pay the manager tells me that if I don't start leaving tips that she's going to have to add a service charge to my bill.

This is bullshit on several levels.

1.) In at least 2 dozen times attending the place, I think that perhaps once or twice I have not left a tip. And this has only been because I didn't have any small-bill cash on me. There's a jar on the sushi bar used for tips, and I always make certain that the sushi chefs see me leave the tip, and they always say "thank you" when I do so. I've worked in a restaurant before and I know how important tips are. Plus, the service has always been great and I like the place, so I tip.

2.) I'm pretty sure charging a service fee to eat at a fucking restaurant is damn close to being illegal.

3.) The manager attempted to explain to me how tips work as if I'm retarded, then proceeded to condescend to me, telling me "You American people know how tips are supposed to work." Apparently she seems to have thought that tipping is a requirement rather than a courtesy.

So yeah, fuck. Probably won't be eating there again, as much as I hate to say that.

[Chojin]

Service fees are illegal, yes. But what did you do to make the manager have to pull you aside, then?

[Emu]

Nothing. I went to pay for my food and she said that the chefs told her that I haven't been leaving tips.

And it's not like we're poor customers or anything. We usually practically bus our own table. We generally get between 20-30 dollars in food every time we go, sometimes even more than that. It seemed really out of left field and I think she was trying to pull something on us. From the way she talked about it I guess she thought that the tip is just a given here instead of a courtesy, like I said before.

[Zomboid]

People who expect or demand tips every time disgust me.

[JediScum]

When I lived in Austin, I went to a restaurant and got horrible service. The waiter literally ran out the door after me because I didn't tip. I crumpled up a dollar and threw it at his feet.

[MattJack]

You sure showed him huh

did everyone start high5ing you n shit after that?

[noob3]

My girlfriend and I were once eating at a loca bbq chain, Earl's. I was done eating, and she asked me if I would like to eat her fries. Being the fat boy that I am, I complied and proceeded to eat her remaining food. Our waitress comes over, who is some ugly chick in emo glasses & alot of make up, and proceeds to say "Wow, talk about a garbage disposal!" I'm not sure if that was some sort of joke or what, but it was more then enough reason for us not to tip her, that and the fact she didn't even refill my drink.

So we start to leave, and she yells "HAVE A GOOD DAY YOU.. YOU JERKS!" We started laughing. We actually called up to Earl's later to complain about the service, and she picked up the phone. No shit. I was like "Uh, can I talk to your manager?" "Uh.. Hold on. Wait, I AM THE MANAGER!" :lol

[bigtimecow]

damn straight mattjack

damn straight

[Guitar Woman]

Does anyone else randomly click on threads the guests are reading? I recently found this gem by doing that!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5948 (http://rapidshare.com/files/70272013/Pokey_Means_Buisness.mp3.html)

[Eyelobe]

Does anyone else randomly click on threads the guests are reading? I recently found this gem by doing that!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5948

I discovered this entire site randomly one night. For better or for worse, I'm glad I did. Cheers to all you weirdos out there.

[DuFresne]

Christ, what is it with these new people and quoting the entire post before them? This isn't the best example, but all over I'm seeing people quote 10+ lines of text from the post directly above theirs, as if we'd otherwise have no idea who in the world the're refering to. >:

[Eyelobe]

Christ, what is it with these new people and quoting the entire post before them?

:rock

[DuFresne]

thank you

[Eyelobe]

Christ, what is it with these new people and quoting the entire post before them? This isn't the best example, but all over I'm seeing people quote 10+ lines of text from the post directly above theirs, as if we'd otherwise have no idea who in the world the're refering to. >: :|

[DuFresne]

you can't handle my editing prowess!

[Eyelobe]

Sneaky monkey :) I saw that.

http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/c2703fd886.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

[bigtimecow]

lol i smell a quote pyramid

[Chojin]

Secret Santa info in this other thread a lot of you may not have seen:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698211

Also, DuFresne - calm down, dear.

[Mockery]

The 2007 Secret Santa Event is now live:

SIGN UP TODAY!
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698238

Deadline to sign up is November 27th.

[MarioRPG]

Neat. It's gonna be a blast.

[bigtimecow]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Seven Force]

Christmas will be unforgettable for a few, I can feel it. :lol

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698251

Help out with the new rules!

[Guitar Woman]

guys cabo is awesome


so are mango flavored margaritas <3

[Guitar Woman]

PS IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET THE HINT I'M REALLY FUCKING DRUNK RIGHT NOW :lol

[Emu]

dude chojin already did that joke like a year and a half ago :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

This is a really amazing vacation spot. If y'all have never been there I reccomend going at least once.

I am staying in a 4 star hotel with ants on the ground floor and in my free time I go lay around in the ocean (which is warmer than the hotel pool). I'm going swimming with dolphins on thursday, and before that I will offroad on ATVs and go parasailing. It will be FANTASTIC.

[Emu]

I've never been to This, what's it like

[Guitar Woman]

I said Cabo a few posts ago you faggot :<

Although that's also pretty vague because there are at least 2 towns here with Cabo in the title

So yeah it's Cabo san Lucas at the tip of the Baja Peninsula

Which is in Mexico

[RaNkeri]

I've always had this image that margaritas are for girls and fags. Funny.

[Guitar Woman]

I want to take part in the Secret Santa event this year, but the EPIC CONSEQUENCES for not doing it right always overwhelmed me and are even worse this year.

UH GUYS I WASN'T ABLE TO SEND MY GIFT ON TIME DUE TO MY MOTHER DYING IN A HORRID ACCIDENT

BANNED

[MetalMilitia]

I want to take part in the Secret Santa event this year, but the EPIC CONSEQUENCES for not doing it right always overwhelmed me and are even worse this year.

UH GUYS I WASN'T ABLE TO SEND MY GIFT ON TIME DUE TO MY MOTHER DYING IN A HORRID ACCIDENT

BANNED

Weird, you'd think that you would be used to getting banned by now.

[Esuohlim]

I'm not taking part because Seven Force is in it and if we get paired up he'll have access to my mailing address.

In fact I think everyone should just bow out because of this, better safe than sorry.

[Seven Force]

Pffft, I could get that anytime. You just don't want to give me anything, scrooge.

[bigtimecow]

lol seven force is black!

i remember the pictures

[noob3]

every1 should join secret santa so i can have your address maybe and send you good stuff

duh fuckers

[Seven Force]

i'd send chuck awesome stuff

because hes awesome

[noob3]

jawesome!!

[MarioRPG]

The mo awesome.

[Esuohlim]

Hey does anyone know who has the number (000) 000-0000

The fucker won't stop calling >:

[Pub Lover]

Oh you guys. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, is it true that Wesley Snipes is dead? :eek

[Pub Lover]

My best bud Biffy told me, but I dunno if I trust him as much as you, Internet. :(

[Grislygus]

The internet says no.

http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?blog=11&p=593&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1


But it IS true that Denzel Washington was murdered by Michael Jackson.

[Pub Lover]

So I had this dream where I met the RetroKat's dad but I was too embarrised to tell him my screenname or the website so I just left the store & carried on with my dream. What is proper dream/internet protocol? I just don't know. :(

[Grislygus]

Molestation and kidnapping, probably.

[Pub Lover]

Molestation and kidnapping, probably.
And that applies to REAL life too right? I ask as I have Tropical in a pretty intimate embrace & I wonder if he's protesting too much...

[Grislygus]

Just remember, nobody else is a real person.



:aok

[Pub Lover]

You say that but it sure feels real when he bends back your arm for stroking his leg in public. ;(

[Pub Lover]

OH EMM GEE! WHERE THE HELL IS MY POSTCOUNT?! >:

[Grislygus]

That's why you drug it first.

[Grislygus]

Post count's hidden now, click the User CP tab in the upper left.

[Pub Lover]

That's why you drug it first.

He doesn't drink. >:

It's like being on a date with a Mormon chick, except he doesn't have a 'tashe.

[Grislygus]

Scratch that, just click your name in a thread and click "view public profile".

[Grislygus]

Drug the FOOD, god.

[Pub Lover]

Post count's hidden now, click the User CP tab in the upper left.

I don't care about MY postcount. >:

I do care about everyone else seeing how much I don't care however! >:

Internet Homoisms. >:

[Pub Lover]

Drug the FOOD, god.

Jeese, it was hard enough getting him to eat the vegan burger the first time, nevermind if it had drugs in it.

[Pub Lover]

By 'vegan burger' I mean 'my cock' of course. ;(

[Grislygus]

Did you try clubbing him over the back of the head? Since you've been away from the internet awhile, I assume you've built up the required minimum of muscle mass.

[Pub Lover]

Scratch that...
He doesn't like THAT either. ;(

:rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Page Break.

[Grislygus]

Oh shit, I meant "clubbing IT".


Faux Pas.

[Grislygus]

Speaking of Page Breaks, check out page 1152-53.



I got your back, Person I Rarely Talk To.

[Grislygus]

If I actually managed to creep you out, please clearly state so in this thread so that I may request a medal. Or a Barnstar.

[Misdemonar]

WHATS CRACKIN PUB

[MarioRPG]

Tis Pub! The apocalypse shall arive soon.

[Esuohlim]

IT'S LIKE THESE PAST NINE MONTHS HAVE NEVER HAPPENED :eek

[Seven Force]

The hell it hasnt

[HickMan]

Shut the fuck up

[Pub Lover]

Yes, shut the fuck ups all around.

It's eek face time!

[Emu]

wuts ur email

[Pub Lover]

Page Break?

[Emu]

o nvm :lol

[Pub Lover]

wuts ur email

Isn't it listed with my posts? Goramn new boards. >:

[Pub Lover]

o nvm :lol

You're hardly a cunt at all. ;)

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PubicPubLover/tropicalpub21-11-2007.jpg
Page Break. :x

[Pub Lover]

So I saw 30 Days of Night. I didn't get why I should've cared. Also I laughed at all the worst times & that is apprantly badform. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Come on you guys! almost 30,000! :lol

[bigtimecow]

happy thanksgiving guys! lol!

[Pub Lover]

Yes, be thankful America. Your time will soon be up! Islam will destroy you all! :)

[HickMan]

lol yeah right we all should nuke that shit and make it a big parking lot right guys

[Pub Lover]

Brother Clay has the right idea. Death to the infidels.

[Seven Force]

if you join islam you can get those cool hats

[MarioRPG]

I like the infidels.

[Guitar Woman]

Where the fuck have you been

[MattJack]

I'll tell you where I've been.

The club.

I think I found me an angel in that bitch last night. Yea, an angel in the club. I know, it's hard to believe, but you can't stop believing like that Journey song or some shit goes. Maybe it's REO Speedwagon? Eitherway it's some kind of Fruit Rock. I'll google Fruit Rock in a minute and tell yall who it is to clear up any confusion.

We are going out for sushi sometime this week. I'll let yall know how it goes.

[MattJack]

It's Journey. They also have that song about the wheel in the sky. Man they aren't very good. I bet if some kid put a DnB loop over it, all the kids at the clubs would be all, "HELL YEA! DOOONNN'T SSTTOOPP BE-LIEEEEVVVVNN!! Quick! I need to chew some more exos!"

DnB is alright n all, it just gets kind of old after about 10 minutes. Ya know what I mean?

[Guitar Woman]

Man, there are a lot of people who look like Jixby Phillips at the Phoenix airport.

[bigtimecow]

fuck paradise, put up a parking lot

[Seven Force]

I'm surprised that hasn't been made into a bumper sticker yet.

[Guitar Woman]

I can't fucking believe I just downloaded The Black Parade

It's like I've got some kind of disease or something, jesus christ

[Guitar Woman]

holy fuck this is a fantastic album :(

from now on other people and their opinions can go fuck themselves, My Chemical Romance is great!

[bigtimecow]

i don't like their fans, but they're music is good

omg xodarap

[MarioRPG]

I haven't listened to them? Any particular songs?

[MetalMilitia]

Allow me to sing them to you; "all the... bleah blah... meah meah... in the black paraaaade". Then the guy that defeats the aliens in Mars Attacks (The Pin!) goes all hospital-gowny and something else happens.

If you need any more info please refer to my MCR/Fringecore fan site.

[Chojin]

Today some prick on a motorcycle blew past us (and between us another car) while we were already doing 80 (so he was doing at least 110) and then a few seconds later we saw shrapnel go flying and cars were swerving everywhere and I see the moron performing barrel rolls galore in the highway.

Everyone's stopped at this point, so he gets up to let the car behind him know that he's OK, I guess, but as we pull further ahead there are 3 people with dented cars and one very angry black man in a suit stepping out of a corvette.

I like to imagine a STREET FIGHT went down after we got the fuck out of there.

Also, every time I see a biker blow past me I hope for this exact thing to happen and today I finally got my wish so thank you jesus <3

[Guitar Woman]

I haven't listened to them? Any particular songs?
Well, Black Parade is a concept album about a guy who gets inoperable cancer and after dying reflects on his life, so you sort of have to listen to the whole thing to "get it."

I really like House of Wolves and The Sharpest Lives, mabye give those a listen?

[MLE]

if you were standing still and watching someone drive by, you'd assume they were going around 40 as a moderate guess, so the guy was actually going 120ish.

We happened to be just far enough back that we weren't in danger of being in the accident. There were at least 4 dented cars, including the dented corvette, and several other people stopped, likely to give their names to people as witnesses.

I didn't see as much as eric, but from what I could tell, he got bounced all around like a pinball before sliding out and tumbling for 6 or so car lengths.

What I suppose happened was he was driving in between two cars down the line, and someone changed lanes in front of him without being able to see him, OR he was breezing past someone within 6 inches like usualy, but they freaked out and jumped, but while holding the wheel, and just knocked right into him.

[bigtimecow]

chojin you live an amazing life

[Seven Force]

yeah but its a good thing he got out ok

[MLE]

and i don't? I don't live an amazing life? i LIVE his life >:

[bigtimecow]

mle you live an amazing life :love

[HungryWantBiddy]

you guys shoulda stuck around and filmed the asskicking on your cell phone cameras. I hate those little crotch rocket riding fuckers. Beware the angry black man in the suit.

[Grislygus]

HEY HEY HEY HEY GUYS

Guess what?
Cthulhu is a cthonic deity.






I'm very proud of myself for figuring this out

[MarioRPG]

It took my a long time until someone informed me of how to say 'deity'.

[bigtimecow]

i want a cthulhu / squid / octopus tattoo

badly

[Sam]

I AM GOING TO GET ONE FIRST BEFORE YOU DO THEN YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A COPIER

[JediScum]

It took my a long time until someone informed me of how to say 'deity'.

Ignore them. An old friend use to "correct" me whenever I said behemoth. I pronounced it 'be-HE-moth'. He pronounced 'be-HOM-eth'. Months later, I looked it up in the dictionary and found out I was right. We also used to argue about the pronounciation of 'Celtic'. He insisted on the hard C, I argued it was soft, like the basketball team. The dictionary said we were both right.

[bigtimecow]

oh yeah? PRONOUNCE CTHULHU

I FUCKING DARE YOU

[Guitar Woman]

Cuhthooloo?

[JediScum]

oh yeah? PRONOUNCE CTHULHU

I FUCKING DARE YOU


I did, but then I saw the full moon (well, it's full in my area now) begin to crack and bleed. I felt like there were a millions souls that suddenly screamed out in pain and... suddenly stopped. My hair stood on end as my vision clouded over and I could not STOP seeing "Coyote Ugly" for a second time, but every third frame was the Goatse pic. After a week and half of ONLY being able to see "GoatseUgly", my vision cleared and I saw soccer moms legislating cigarette smokers then drive huge gas-guzzling, pollution spewing volcanos-on-wheels. I saw LAME BANDS!!!! Bands so lame they only play in malls. Bands so lame they only play in malls and sing about Jesus and throw bibles into the crowd and then lure young Christian girls into the men's bathroom and ruthlessly "deflower" them anally while making them eat urinal puck.

But then, I pronounced the Tetragrammaton and everything reverted back to its previous state. Whew.

So does anyone want to hire a Christian rock band? We do birthday parties.

[Esuohlim]

We also used to argue about the pronounciation of 'Celtic'. He insisted on the hard C, I argued it was soft, like the basketball team. The dictionary said we were both right.

Your friend is right, your dictionary sucks >:

[bigtimecow]

omg esuohlim is a nazi

[Esuohlim]

:eek :eek :卍

[JediScum]

:卍

You not nazi, you hindoo, yoo pooser now SING!

Up on the hill, down by the river
By the ocean, across the field
By the word of Katee Sackhoff
i said Lordy Lordy Lordy
I'm coming home

When I was younger
Dirk Benedict
Said, Katee, I want to Smell it
But she wasn't born yet
At least I think so
And I said "I gots to go home"

.
..
...
.................


so is "Wayne's Pet Youngin'" or "Papa Zit" on Guitar Hero yet?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

The Hawthorne Heights screamer died saturday.

Kinda sucks. So how is everyone? Including nazis!

[bigtimecow]

the plastic surgeon who killed kanye west's mom died recently. no one knows why but kanye was arrested

lol vengeance!!

[Seven Force]

I AM GOING TO GET ONE FIRST BEFORE YOU DO THEN YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A COPIER

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd107/chicago2285/Kopier20King20copystar2020copier201.jpg

That's going to be quite a feat but I know you can pull it off!

[bigtimecow]

copier halloween costume NOW

[Grislygus]

I'M JUST A ROCKNROLL REBEL

[Grislygus]

I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES

[Grislygus]

THEY SAY I WORSHIP THE DEVIL

[Grislygus]

And it's pronounced "kthooloo", kthxbye

[Zomboid]

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wow.

[Grislygus]

Don't tell me when GW beats executioneer.

[MarioRPG]

Haha that's sad.

[Seven Force]

So many tries to fit in... tsk tsk tsk...so many wasted posts

[MLE]

I'm sorry, but did it just get ironic in here?

[Guitar Woman]

That's a pretty popular word these days!

[MarioRPG]

Just realized JediScum's post!
I take it to heart, thank you.

[Fathom Zero]

TELL ME TELL ME

HOW TO BE A MILLIIIIOOONNNAIRE

[Seven Force]

I'm sorry, but did it just get ironic in here?

yeah cause you can't fit into a normal sized t-shirt

[Grislygus]

So, you're saying MLE is made of high-calorie iron? I'm confused.





If she is, you better watch the fuck out. Blacksmiths beat shamans.

[Guitar Woman]

yeah cause you can't fit into a normal sized t-shirt
I thought she lost a bunch of weight months and months ago?

[Fathom Zero]

Hahaha, you better IRON your shorts because they have creases in them.

[Seven Force]

I thought she lost a bunch of weight months and months ago?

TIME HASN'T BEEN TOO KIND TO MLE, NEITHER HAVE I

[Seven Force]

I was joking GW, relax :rolleyes

[Eyelobe]

Mitä kuuluu Rankeri? (Is that right?) I am half-Finnish, and I live in a Finn neighborhood so I'm trying to learn a little.

[MattJack]

I'm half fin too. My neighborhood is filled with minorities though.

[MattJack]

i'm jus kidding.

I'm actually not fin at all and my neighborhood doesn't have many minorities in it.

[Eyelobe]

Well I was being somewhat serious :P I am Finn and I live in a crazy Finn neighborhood. Northern Ontario, mang - Finns and natives. JT Pednaud lives not far from me I believe...

[MattJack]

So are you a chick or what?

[DuFresne]

I would envy you greatly if that's true. :(

Edit: about pednaud dammit!!!!!!!!

[Eyelobe]

I collect farts.

[MattJack]

why do you want to live next to that dood?

I'm sure that player is up to date on everything that has to do with horror, but what does he know bout party liquor?

[Eyelobe]

Rock out with your cock out!

[Eyelobe]

Wow, I really need to stop using the internet when I drink :)

Sorry folks

[Seven Force]

calm down, abe

[bigtimecow]

NEW TOPIC

still borns

your thoughts?

[MetalMilitia]

NEW TOPIC

Kindergarten Cop

[HungryWantBiddy]

Yeah, I liked it.

[Molly]

Wasn't there a scene with a ferret biting some guy on the dick?

[HungryWantBiddy]

"Nice marmet."

[Seven Force]

Hey Molly, what show is your avatar from? Did it have some sort of green monster looking thing? That looks awfully familiar.

[Molly]

Hey Molly, what show is your avatar from? Did it have some sort of green monster looking thing? That looks awfully familiar.

Bump In The Night.

[Uncle_Sham]

So far this page has had two references to penises.

[Zomboid]

I loved bump in the night.

[MarioRPG]

Haha I remember that show.

[Seven Force]

Yeah, me too. :) Good times.

[Fathom Zero]

I never was able to remember the name of that show. THANK YOU.

[Guitar Woman]

lol, Pub's posted most times in The Cowboy Song, too

[MetalMilitia]

Are we still talking about Kindergarten Cop?

I liked the part were he gains the respect of the pupils through the medium of whistling.

[MetalMilitia]

By the way!

The ferret didn't bite anyone on the dick :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

There is a lesbian couple in a few of my classes at school, and I just realized today that one of them is the SPITTING IMAGE of Gerard Way.

[MetalMilitia]

Did he play the bad guy that almost got bitten on the dick (with a ferret)?

[Esuohlim]

All the lesbians I know are actually really attractive >:

[Guitar Woman]

no

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[Guitar Woman]

THAT WAS TO METAL MILITIA STOP POSTING SO FAST JESUS >:

[Esuohlim]

It's like every time I see them I can hear them screaming "I AM A PERFECTLY GOOD WASTE OF VAGINA" in my mind >:

[Esuohlim]

lol sorry :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

You could still be friends!

[MetalMilitia]

I hope someday someone bites guitar woman on the dick with a ferret.

[Esuohlim]

You could still be friends!

I already am good friends with one of them that's not the point though you'll understand when you're older, son

[saltshakermaniac]

So....Who here hates there job?

[Fathom Zero]

You mean this one?

[Esuohlim]

Who hear hates they're job :perndog

[Seven Force]

its a hard knock life for satanists

[Fathom Zero]

It's been said that I look like Annie when I wear my corduroy hat.

[nothing4buddha]

I got hit by a motorcycle yesterday :<

just felt like sharing

[Guitar Woman]

What what what

are you ok :<

[MattJack]

does this mean Sam won't be getting any anytime soon?

[Zomboid]

omg poor Sam :(

[Pub Lover]

Pub say BOO! :eek

[Pub Lover]

Yes, shut the fuck ups all around.

It's eek face time!

Hang on, who the hell deleted my page full of eek faces? >:

Fuck this place. :(

[Pub Lover]

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wow.

Gay, but easily done if you quit posting outside of this thread.

[Pub Lover]

Even easier in the days before my stupid pages of emoticons were destroyed by rule-following mod bastards. :rolleyes

[bigtimecow]

pub you're fired!

[bigtimecow]

can anything be taken seriously with my avatar next to it?

[Pub Lover]

pub you're fired!

:tear

[Pub Lover]

Don't know who locked this thread, but cut it out, you thread-locker, you.

......

[DuFresne]

A few days ago, I had to do a presentation on Raul Castro for one of my classes. He was an executioner for at least a large portion of his career. Looking back, I think I called him an "executioneer" at least once while presenting. I miss willie :cry

[Seven Force]

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[Seven Force]

hahahahahaha that took longer than it should

[DuFresne]

Everyone's gay for willie :(

[Seven Force]

I wasnt calling you a fag dufresne, i miss willie too :(

[Seven Force]

It was really in response to this

Hang on, who the hell deleted my page full of eek faces? >:

Fuck this place. :(

[Seven Force]

I got the phone number that pub posted, when would be a good time to call him :lol

[Sam]

Guys I am going to see the Comedians of Comedy tonight with Jixby. I expect you all to behave yourselves while I am gone. Make sure you let the dog out to make bathroom and do not forget to feed that damn cat, I don't want him jumping and clawing at my screen door while I am gone. I left you some frozen pizza in the freeze, try not to burn down the house when you cook it. I will tell you all about my adventure when I return. Goodbye my darlings!

Love, Sam

P.S. Milhouse backwards is in charge while I am gone I expect you all to listen to him.

[Seven Force]

why do i have two daddys :(

[MarioRPG]

They are freaks and it is your fault.

[HungryWantBiddy]

I'd ride in a car with ted kennedy before I'd listen to milhouse backwards.

[Seven Force]

hey now you show some respect he used to be a mod around here his word carries some weight i thought you were a team player but i guess youre starting to show your true colors

[RaNkeri]

Why do sewers smoke in manhattan? I've always thought it's just a stupid way of creating a dramatic atmosphere in the movies. :x

My friend just came bck from NY and now he's telling me that the sewers DO smoke.

What the fuck is goin' on? :x

[Dr. Boogie]

It's the temperature difference between the sewer air and the street air.

Or a shitfire.

[RaNkeri]

Guys, I've been searching for the delta force theme for past couple of hours, and I can't seem to find it no where. As my last resort, I'l turn to you. Sure, I could buy the delta force ost, but one song just ain't worth of 50 bucks.

None of you wouldn't happen to have it as an mp3? I'd owe you a big one :x

[MLE]

Hey guys I 'm drunk ;o Keep me entertained. Please. Pretty please. :<

[DuFresne]

okay i'll entertain you mle since apparently eric or erick or however the fuck he spells it isn't cutting it for you right now is he drinking with you cuz damn that whiskey dick is sure brutal sometimes I TELL YOU WHAT

[Guitar Woman]

When I get drunk all I need to do to keep myself amused is walk around :<

[Guitar Woman]

Guys, I've been searching for the delta force theme for past couple of hours, and I can't seem to find it no where. As my last resort, I'l turn to you. Sure, I could buy the delta force ost, but one song just ain't worth of 50 bucks.

None of you wouldn't happen to have it as an mp3? I'd owe you a big one :x
Couldn't you just torrent the OST

[MLE]

okay i'll entertain you mle since apparently eric or erick or however the fuck he spells it isn't cutting it for you right now is he drinking with you cuz damn that whiskey dick is sure brutal sometimes I TELL YOU WHAT


he went to bed :< then again, he's been up for a while.

[Guitar Woman]

guys evil kinevil died :(

[Fathom Zero]

Did he die a noble death like Spaulding Gray?

[Seven Force]

he was gonna die someday :rolleyes

[RaNkeri]

Couldn't you just torrent the OST

I'd done that in the first place, but there simply are no ost torrents.

Atleast I couldn't find one :(

[RaNkeri]

Political correct zombies are threatening the city. Riot police and military's assisstance department have formed two lines around the city. Both lines are equally strong. Each line beats half of the zombies away(they turn back to their course of arrival), quarter of the zombies are managed to destroy and another quarter manages to break through both of the lines. Note, that part of the zombies will roam several times between the two lines, therefore form a serie. How huge part of the zombies will remain as a problem for the citizens? See the picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/zombiemth.jpg

See that kids? Learning can also be fun!

Wouldn't want to be in the shoes of a riot police though. :(

[Pub Lover]

I got the phone number that pub posted, when would be a good time to call him :lol

Any time. ;)


EXCEPT WHEN I'M SLEEPING, THEN YOU CAN FUCK OFF!. >: