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Guitar Woman
Jun 9th, 2008, 09:26 PM
http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/5448/australiapostracismay6.jpg

Fathom Zero
Jun 9th, 2008, 09:28 PM
http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/8568/7nyexplosionpa468x771aw4.jpg

Fathom Zero
Jun 9th, 2008, 09:29 PM
http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9651/witoutprelogoto8.jpg

Fathom Zero
Jun 9th, 2008, 09:31 PM
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/4954/1075bt3.jpg

Guitar Woman
Jun 9th, 2008, 09:31 PM
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9006/f70cf354uk7.jpg

Fathom Zero
Jun 9th, 2008, 09:33 PM
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/5892/beatenmaid2bq4.jpg

Guitar Woman
Jun 9th, 2008, 09:35 PM
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2170/1206372461931ds0.jpg

Fathom Zero
Jun 9th, 2008, 09:35 PM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f123/katiezo/mayc/snaggletooth.jpg

executioneer
Jun 9th, 2008, 09:36 PM
man i bet when i get home i am gonna lol to the extreme at this thread and all its pictures :(

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 09:37 PM
Snaggled-y.

Pub Lover
Jun 9th, 2008, 09:37 PM
man i bet when i get home i am gonna lol to the extreme at this thread and all its pictures :(

:domo

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:16 PM
GET IT ON THA FLO

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:24 PM
IF YOU DON'T WANNA PARTY THEN YO ASS GOTTA GO

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:25 PM
i was gonna say that's not the same song but i bet a ton of rap songs say get it on tha flo :x

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:27 PM
Hahahaha, probably. I was just thinking of the DMX song. I think it's titled "Get it on the Floor."

Go figure...

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:27 PM
WANNA JOIN A GANG?

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:28 PM
Not you, fudge-pac-man!

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:29 PM
Not you, fudge-pac-man!

Your cleverness is only exceeded by your density.

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:30 PM
HICKAMN I ALREADY SAID OKAY

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:30 PM
Yeah but I forgot what thread that was in!

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:30 PM
You're joining/joined/in the Army, right hick?

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:32 PM
duude, i always forget what threads i post stufff in, then i never get to read the (assumed) replies. :(

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:32 PM
Yeah but I'm also in a GANG now so backoff!

http://www.funranch.com/matt/Wallpaper/Goofy%20Gang%20gang.jpg

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:32 PM
I'm just worried that you're trying to recruit.

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:33 PM
STRAWBERRY HILLS ;__;

http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/P10789750.jpg

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:33 PM
And also flattered that I'm not welcome in your gang.

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:33 PM
Wanna join?

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:33 PM
The Army, that is. I'd get a bonus!

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:34 PM
The Army?

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:34 PM
i'm not into DYING -_________________-

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:34 PM
STOP REPLYING SO FAST DUMBGUM

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:34 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Been there, done that. Have fun.

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:34 PM
KEEP UP, PACMAN

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:35 PM
STOP REPLYING SO FAST DUMBGUM

Roger.

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:35 PM
It's ok cuz i'm goin to prison soon for being in a GANG

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:36 PM
MILITARY prison

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:36 PM
http://www.thefader.com/ys_assets/0003/0019/zro_main.jpg

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:37 PM
So this cute girl from Liverpool and I go to the same aerobics class at the YMCA and now she keeps poking me on facebook.

GUYS WHAT SHOULD I DO?

ps shes a cutie not a normal english girl! :loveline

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:38 PM
CS UP FUCK SLOBS

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:38 PM
MILITARY prison

So you're totally psyched about that?

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:38 PM
poke her irl :eek

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:39 PM
JK actually I'm the guy that puts people IN military prison. I'm a JERK

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:39 PM
Facebook annoyed the shit out of me. (no away status on IM)

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:39 PM
MP, eh?

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:40 PM
You should try to have sex with her.

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:40 PM
Yessir!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/ROC_military_police.JPG/332px-ROC_military_police.JPG

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:44 PM
I killed it :(

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:45 PM
i need a cigarette sorry dude :{

HickMan
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:45 PM
http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/317803.jpg
maaaan cigs gonna kill you!

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:46 PM
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Esuohlim
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:55 PM
My electricity was out for about 38 hours.

AND MY INTERNET IS GOING HELLA SLOW :(

One of you fuckers catch me up quick so I know who to lay a ban on

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:56 PM
GUTIARWOMAN IS BEING WAY TOO INTERNET

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:57 PM
Me.

Esuohlim
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:57 PM
BAN

Esuohlim
Jun 9th, 2008, 10:58 PM
fuck you pac-man

are you seriously still here

go away man

liquidstatik
Jun 9th, 2008, 11:00 PM
no but for real milhouse i think this deserves ban (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699909) >:

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 11:00 PM
fuck you pac-man

are you seriously still here

go away man

No.

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 11:07 PM
Esuohlim, let's be friends.

Pub Lover
Jun 9th, 2008, 11:09 PM
:domo

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 11:10 PM
:domo

Indeed.

Esuohlim
Jun 9th, 2008, 11:13 PM
Esuohlim, let's be friends.

MY FRIENDS DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE

SO IF THAT'S THE CONDITION THEN OK

pac-man
Jun 9th, 2008, 11:17 PM
Hahahahahahahaha!

HickMan
Jun 10th, 2008, 12:00 AM
Quiet you'll wake dad up!

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2008, 12:24 AM
So what's up guys

This question is for cool dudes only

(not pac-man :x)

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2008, 12:31 AM
So what's up guys

This question is for cool dudes only

(not pac-man :x)

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=9051

Girl Drink Drunk
Jun 10th, 2008, 12:38 AM
This is what's up http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699929

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2008, 12:43 AM
That can't be the same Helm :o

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2008, 01:46 AM
I think the WaMu commercial I just saw had the guy from http://www.emotioneric.com in it

MLE
Jun 10th, 2008, 02:22 AM
It is the same Helm. He said that he's the same Helm from Pixelnation.

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 02:28 AM
So what's up guys

This question is for cool dudes only

(not pac-man :x)

http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/c/c2/222px-Milhouse.jpg

But my mom says I'm cool!

MLE
Jun 10th, 2008, 03:19 AM
I'm going to chalk that up to luck and coincidence.

Anyway, I'm a cool dude. I've been drawing a lot recently, but I need to find a great FTP program to use to upload my stuff to show it off here.

HickMan
Jun 10th, 2008, 04:14 AM
I just hope it's better then my brother's (Immortal Goat's) pictures of his zelda characters :posh

HickMan
Jun 10th, 2008, 04:21 AM
:(
http://i29.tinypic.com/28rnkh3.gif

MetalMilitia
Jun 10th, 2008, 06:13 AM
My electricity was out for about 38 hours.

AND MY INTERNET IS GOING HELLA SLOW :(

One of you fuckers catch me up quick so I know who to lay a ban on

I just got a new ISP and now I get 20Mbps. I also have electricity. Wanna' come over an play nintendo?

HickMan
Jun 10th, 2008, 01:08 PM
Oh yeah guys I'm taking the English girl out for a good time thursday for some rollerskating! :rollerskating

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2008, 01:18 PM
I'm going to chalk that up to luck and coincidence.

Anyway, I'm a cool dude. I've been drawing a lot recently, but I need to find a great FTP program to use to upload my stuff to show it off here.

The only thing I can draw are stick figures with unintentional stick erections (:x) which is why I never participate in Art Shit :(

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2008, 01:23 PM
I just hope it's better then my brother's (Immortal Goat's) pictures of his zelda characters :posh

Dude Hickman your brother is a fag

do me a favor and tell him that Esuohlim from the internet said so

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2008, 01:25 PM
I just got a new ISP and now I get 20Mbps. I also have electricity. Wanna' come over an play nintendo?

I would say no because I could just go to http://www.virtualnes.com but then I forgot that I have slow internet and can't :x

So ok :(

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 02:44 PM
Shit, Burbank just got fired from the Museum. :eek

Don't worry, he just needs to support his family through his writing. :)

Theo & Cordy are screwed. :tear

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 05:20 PM
AND HE HITS YOU WITH HIS CO-CK
I really hate you new guys.
IT'S MISTER SPO-CK
And that's my cue.
HE WAVES HIS CO-CK
That's definetly your cue, but it doesn't look like you're taking it.
HE HITS YOUR FA-CE
:D
IT'S LIKE A MA-CE
In other words, shut up.
IN OUTER SPA-CE

Fathom Zero
Jun 10th, 2008, 06:08 PM
Shit, Burbank just got fired from the Museum.

:O

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 06:10 PM
I know! :eek

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 06:27 PM
Hancock.

http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/hancock1.jpg

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2008, 06:32 PM
http://www.kevscartoons.com/images/illustration/misc/cool_beans.jpg

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 06:35 PM
Diet Coke is cool?

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 06:36 PM
Oh god, Sandals?! :x

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 06:37 PM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/siblog/siblog/bacon.jpg
Bacon! :eek

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2008, 06:38 PM
Smoking is cool!

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 06:40 PM
Smoking is cool!

Duh! Of couse it is. Pants, however, are not.

Fathom Zero
Jun 10th, 2008, 06:42 PM
Parents aren't cool.

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 06:57 PM
Indeed. :posh
LA LA LAAAAA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU GEGGY! MY FINGERS ARE IN MY HEARS AND I CAN'T HEAR THE WORDS ON THE SCREEN NOW!

I happen to call my eyes my Sees as well. :eek

I did consider them being my Heyes, though. ;(

MetalMilitia
Jun 10th, 2008, 07:00 PM
Greggy has ears but not hears :(

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 07:02 PM
Oh shit, I forgot I was mocking a deaf person.(!) I'm awful. :(

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 07:26 PM
"crazy like a fox" is not a fucking simpsons reference you jagoff it's a phrase that's been in use since the 1940s >:

The man thinks we like the Simpsons. :domo

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 07:29 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hQnuiP6WL._SS500_.jpg
The sequel to Dances with Wolves.

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2008, 07:40 PM
Oh shit, I forgot I was mocking a deaf person.(!) I'm awful. :(

Is he really? That must be why he calls himself Geggy and not Gregory.

MetalMilitia
Jun 10th, 2008, 07:42 PM
Deaf people can't say the letter "r".

Guitar Woman
Jun 10th, 2008, 07:44 PM
I woke up about three hours ago!

I had some eggs and coffee with rice milk in it. Protip: don't drink coffee with rice milk in it.

MetalMilitia
Jun 10th, 2008, 07:44 PM
It's like guitar woman - the breakfast.

Guitar Woman
Jun 10th, 2008, 07:47 PM
aww

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 08:03 PM
The man thinks we like the Simpsons.

http://unholidaycards.com/choo-front-pre.png

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 08:07 PM
I wonder if that poge break was intentional. :eek

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 08:14 PM
X isn't a word.

What about E?

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 08:16 PM
It's an exclamation. "E!"

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 08:18 PM
Ugh, I think I'll just drop it.

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 08:30 PM
Y?

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 08:35 PM
O, I C. :tear F U.

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 09:02 PM
I'm pretty sure I was the first to insult you and Kybo, and I didn't need any convincing from other members to form the view that that this recent flock of idiots is one of the reasons why this forum is turning to shit.

Am I one of the other reasons, Sniperwolf? :eek

And as you don't read this thread, I can take that as my answer. :(

ElPila666
Jun 10th, 2008, 09:05 PM
L O L

HickMan
Jun 10th, 2008, 09:05 PM
all you guys better stfu and gtfo

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 09:06 PM
K.

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 09:07 PM
all you guys better stfu and gtfo

Go to hell, faggot.

Girl Drink Drunk
Jun 10th, 2008, 09:09 PM
You're just fine in my book, Pub.

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 09:12 PM
You're just fine in my book, Pub.

Your book of homosexual idiots.

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 09:15 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2008/04/thumb463x_mrt-fools.jpg

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 09:30 PM
I'm not missing him.

It doesn't count when you sniper squat his respawn spot.

Girl Drink Drunk
Jun 10th, 2008, 09:32 PM
:lol

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2008, 09:51 PM
What? No head shot post yet? Did they go to bed?

ElPila666
Jun 10th, 2008, 09:54 PM
What? No head shot post yet? Did they go to bed?
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5168/cavemanhomoup3.jpg

Serious Problems.... ? :'(

liquidstatik
Jun 10th, 2008, 09:59 PM
afk guys i need a cig

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:00 PM
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5168/cavemanhomoup3.jpg

Serious Problems.... ? :'(

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT, YOU CREEPY FUCKER? :chatter

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:02 PM
Fuck looking at that as I scroll down the page. >:

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:02 PM
:domo

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:03 PM
This forum requires too long between posts. :(

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:04 PM
The following errors occurred when this message was submitted:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7163/gothkz5.gif

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/pickle4.jpg

ElPila666
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:07 PM
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT, YOU CREEPY FUCKER? :chatter
Don't you remember that happy time that we spend togheter the dat that i took you that pic? :tear

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:08 PM
Febuary 2006? Were you even born back then? :eek

ElPila666
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:08 PM
JK ^^

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:11 PM
JK? :wah
Only if you've raped him

OMG! :lol RAPE! :lol THAT IS SO LOL! :lol I BET THEY NEVER HAD RAPE ON THAT SIMPSONS CARTOON! :lol I MEAN WOW! :lol

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:13 PM
Hey El Pila, my under 20 Rugby team will thrash your Under 20 Rugby team on Sunday. :sport

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:19 PM
afk guys i need a cig

:domo

ElPila666
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:20 PM
All blacks used to liked me back in the Lomu days, i liked his hair, rugby is violent than footbal, people got hurt and some of the guy loose their teeths

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:21 PM
Hey El Pila, my under 20 Rugby team will thrash your Under 20 Rugby team on Sunday. :sport

Is there anyone on the boards from Ireland? BECAUSE MY TEAM JUST TROUNCED THAT HYPOTHETICAL IRISH GUY'S TEAM! OH YEAH!

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:21 PM
JK? :wah


OMG! :lol RAPE! :lol THAT IS SO LOL! :lol I BET THEY NEVER HAD RAPE ON THAT SIMPSONS CARTOON! :lol I MEAN WOW! :lol


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Celebrity_Jeopardy_-_Jap_Anus_Relations.png

I'll take The Rapists

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:23 PM
All blacks used to liked me back in the Lomu days, i liked his hair, rugby is violent than footbal, people got hurt and some of the guy loose their teeths

More injuries in Pro Soccer, but it also has more mincing about and hair gel.

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:26 PM
More injuries in Pro Soccer, but it also has more mincing about and hair gel.

:lol MINCING! :lol HAIR GEL!!1!! LMAO!!!!1!!! UR FUNNIER THAN ANY SIMPSONS CARTOON! :lol

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:30 PM
I'm having a fight with an imaginary Irishman, calling him gay is part of that. You are from Texas. When I call you gay I'll mention something that that people in Texas think are indications of homosexuality, probably soap & pronunciation. Of course, if those were the qualifiers for being gay, you're as straight as they come.

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:34 PM
I'm having a fight with an imaginary Irishman, calling him gay is part of that. You are from Texas. When I call you gay I'll mention something that that people in Texas think are indications of homosexuality, probably soap & pronunciation. Of course, if those were the qualifiers for being gay, you're as straight as they come.

HOLY FUCK, THAT IZ 2 FUNNY!!!!1!! :lol U TOTALLY GOT ME!!! AND WITH THE SOAP AND PRONUNCIATION!!!!! :lol IMAGINARY PEOPLE!!!! ROFL!!! :lol

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:35 PM
Haha, I'm kidding buddy, you are totally gay. ;)

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:42 PM
Haha, I'm kidding buddy, you are totally gay. ;)

OMG!!! UR HILARIOUS!!!! :lol AND A KIDDER TOO!!!! :lol I AM NOT UR BUDDY, BUT U SAID I WAS!!! HAHAHA!!!! :lol

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:52 PM
You sure are my buddy. I like you. I did a thing and then you did it again, and again, and again, and aga... You do know I won't ever admit you're not the retard in this fight, right? Sure I'm pretty stupid right here, but you're winning at the true idiocy. And you can tell yourself that you're pretending, and you're better than me, but dude... THAT IS HELL OF WRONG! All kidding aside, I hope you have something better than this in your life. Maybe you should think about going and doing that. K, Pal?

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:56 PM
You sure are my buddy. I like you. I did a thing and then you did it again, and again, and again, and aga... You do know I won't ever admit you're not the retard in this fight, right? Sure I'm pretty stupid right here, but you're winning at the true idiocy. And you can tell yourself that you're pretending, and you're better than me, but dude... THAT IS HELL OF WRONG! All kidding aside, I hope you have something better than this in your life. Maybe you should think about going and doing that. K, Pal?

:lol I'M WATCHING THE GAME!!!! BASKETBALL, IT'S A SPORT!!!! BUT UR TOO MUCH FUN!!! I ALMOST THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS, TOO!!!! :lol LULZ!!!!

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 10:59 PM
:lol This is fun. :)

For me, not for any of the other jackasses that read this thread. :lol

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:02 PM
afk guys i need a cig

DanDannyDanDann! That must be the biggest fag on the planet you're smoking right now! :x


At least, the longest. :orgasm

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:03 PM
:lol This is fun. :)

For me, not for any of the other jackasses that read this thread. :lol

:lol JACKASSES!!1!!! :lol PUTTING PEOPLE DOWN ISNT USUALLY FUNNY, BUT THE WAY U DO IT IS GREAT!!!! UR LENNY BRUCE AND DON RICKLES!!! :lol

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:04 PM
Thanks. :)

ElPila666
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:04 PM
I'm Richard Pryior

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:05 PM
It really means a lot to me that it's you that is finally giving me the credit I so richly deserve. :)

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:06 PM
I'm Richard Pryior

Richard Prior? Dude, that guy is hell of monastic.

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:07 PM
:pagebrak

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:08 PM
Thanks. :)

:lol FUNNY AND POLITE!!!1! LOL!!!:lol

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:14 PM
While that does pass as politeness on this here hyperbrain interface, under the rules of my formal education such a sloppy and careless statement would have meant detention and no supper. Thank the Lord the Empire is dead now.

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:15 PM
:posh

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:19 PM
While that does pass as politeness on this here hyperbrain interface, under the rules of my formal education such a sloppy and careless statement would have meant detention and no supper. Thank the Lord the Empire is dead now.

:lol THAT'S A LOT OF FANCY TALK!!!1!! UR LIKE PADDINGTON BEAR WITH BAD LANGUAGE!!!! :lol

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:28 PM
http://www.ilovemarmite.com/siteimages/Paddington-Bear-Love-Hate.jpg
They had him in Texas? :eek

Did they also have the Wombles?

HickMan
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:29 PM
Hey guys I ate some crab legs and now I feel sick.

www.crablegs.com

pac-man
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:34 PM
Wombles rodgered the boogly, mate.

HickMan
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:41 PM
http://redcultur.com/images/mainpage/DevastatinDave.jpg

HickMan
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:42 PM
http://redcultur.com/images/mainpage/DevastatinDave.jpg
http://redcultur.com/images/mainpage/DevastatinDave.jpg

HickMan
Jun 10th, 2008, 11:43 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lsE6ZD9c_zE

Esuohlim
Jun 11th, 2008, 01:58 AM
Is that pac-man guy griefing anyone else?

I sure do feel griefed by his posts.

I think I can ban for that :eek

executioneer
Jun 11th, 2008, 02:39 AM
Richard Prior? Dude, that guy is hell of monastic.
i just got that you s.o.b.

Grislygus
Jun 11th, 2008, 12:29 PM
Dustsucker is pretty good and I actually enjoyed Voodoo Glowskulls. So yeah. Once again, thanks.

FUCK. >:

Grislygus
Jun 11th, 2008, 12:40 PM
How that did not end in a bitchfest, I don't know.

Speaking of bitchfests, pac-man, you're a lemming and Pub is the White Wilderness film crew. Figure it out already.

Grislygus
Jun 11th, 2008, 12:41 PM
Actually, that analogy kind of fits the "Pandajuice" scenario better, but still, same personality type.

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2008, 04:19 PM
I do hope the film makers were honest with the Eskimo children when they took their pets away.

"Sure, sure! They'll be living on a farm down south... of this cliff. Sure, sure! They'll have lots of space to run around in... before drowning in a river. Sure, sure! You can visit them... when my psychokiller fetish takes it's natural transition from animals to people."

Tadao
Jun 11th, 2008, 04:25 PM
what?

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2008, 04:38 PM
I think saying "Sure, sure!" is the most reassuring thing anyone can say. :rolleyes

Pub Lover
Jun 11th, 2008, 10:40 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/fathippochocobar.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2008/june/pacmanlemming.jpg

Chojin
Jun 12th, 2008, 08:16 AM
Welcome to our newest member, thatguy

He'll never live up to the legacy of That Man, that's for sure.

Fathom Zero
Jun 12th, 2008, 01:25 PM
Oooh, Robocop's back: http://gizmodo.com/5015755/robocop-is-back

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2008, 04:43 PM
What the hell is with quoting me and then cutting out the decently humorous bits

Pub Lover
Jun 12th, 2008, 04:58 PM
As the other part usually involves me, maybe they want me to quote the rest in my sig, and then we can Wonder Twin it up whenever we're together. :formofadouchebag

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2008, 05:01 PM
:formofasnowcone

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2008, 05:31 PM
:pagebrak

Right, so, once again I find myself stuck in the publishing lab for a couple of hours, and none of you fuckers are doing anything interesting. I'm bored, and unless you all want to be regaled by the adventures of Mikey and Fucko, the Lovable Inchworms, I suggest someone start talking

MetalMilitia
Jun 12th, 2008, 05:41 PM
I'm bored also. Really need a new video game, but all of them suck at the moment. DICE need to hurry up and make Battlefield 3 >:

Say, anyone know how to get rid of really think burnt on crap from a cooker hob? I've tried oven cleaner but that only took off the less severe marks. I need some kind of chemical that dissolves carbon.

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2008, 05:49 PM
I can recommend some chemicals that dissolve skin as well, but I wouldn't recommend them.

MetalMilitia
Jun 12th, 2008, 05:53 PM
Perhaps I'll just leave the oven cleaner on way longer than is recommended.

Pub Lover
Jun 12th, 2008, 06:08 PM
the adventures of Mikey and Fucko, the Lovable Inchworms,
Would this be in comic form? Because I really enjoyed the portraits you drew last time.

Even if you revealed that you think I'm a pale reclusive worm.

Not just a nutjob, but a religious nutjob.

Tautology.

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2008, 06:10 PM
Not pale, reclusive worm. Pale, reclusive turtle.

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2008, 06:11 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/inchworms-3.png

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2008, 06:59 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/inchworms2.png

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2008, 07:17 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/inchworms3.png

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2008, 07:40 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/inchworms3-1.png

Pub Lover
Jun 12th, 2008, 08:25 PM
And so they die. :(

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2008, 08:33 PM
Warn your children.

ElPila666
Jun 12th, 2008, 08:33 PM
And so they die. :(

But they will live forever in our hearts

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2008, 08:37 PM
Man, motherfuckers better be appreciating Black Flag's joke, that shit is awesome and dj bastard is a fag >:

Pub Lover
Jun 12th, 2008, 09:00 PM
Black Flag is a vet. DJ Bastard is not.

executioneer
Jun 12th, 2008, 09:32 PM
he is too

Pub Lover
Jun 12th, 2008, 09:39 PM
Under what name? This isn't the old I-Mockery forums where any jackanape can claim to be a vet. That sort of flimflam was done away with when Bape created the vet list (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showgroups.php).

JediScum
Jun 12th, 2008, 10:24 PM
OK, This is an oldddd memory... and I have attempted to do a bit of research.

But does ANYONE remember the song "Alley-Oop" being done by George Thorogood?

Pub Lover
Jun 12th, 2008, 10:30 PM
Jediscum? Didn't I ban you?

JediScum
Jun 12th, 2008, 10:40 PM
Umm... no, i just had to sober up for a few days.

Y'know, spirit is strong, flesh is weak and all that crap.

But i am serious about that song....

Pub Lover
Jun 12th, 2008, 11:12 PM
But wait wouldn't that mean that the store is actually successful :( :( :(

Czechs don't like to be bounced. It spills their off-brand budweiser into their goulash.

Misdemonar
Jun 12th, 2008, 11:49 PM
HEY GUYSSSSSSSSSS!!!

liquidstatik
Jun 13th, 2008, 12:31 AM
Under what name? This isn't the old I-Mockery forums where any jackanape can claim to be a vet. That sort of flimflam was done away with when Bape created the vet list (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showgroups.php).

i'm offended at the lack of me in that llist ;_;

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 12:55 AM
I'm not on the list ;(. But my 2.54 average post per day can't compare to your 3.40, liquid. I'm such a failure.

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 12:56 AM
I should just find a cliff and jump off it. God I'm depressed...

Fathom Zero
Jun 13th, 2008, 12:59 AM
Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuck-start her head.

:lol

liquidstatik
Jun 13th, 2008, 12:59 AM
wunna cig? :o

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:03 AM
I'm trying to find a picture of Paul Feig's character, Tim from Heavyweights so I can say "This bites!". But I can't even do that :(. This REALLY bites!

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:04 AM
I don't smoke I'm an athlete

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:04 AM
sry

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:08 AM
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v188/184/13/748929918/n748929918_720092_1605.jpg:x

liquidstatik
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:09 AM
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7775/choppedflows5pickw9.jpg

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:13 AM
http://www.rawhiders.org/hillbillies.jpg

liquidstatik
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:20 AM
http://i32.tinypic.com/2quumb4.jpg

liquidstatik
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:20 AM
i better not get banned for that ;_;;

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:23 AM
I searched up "almost naked" and found this

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/08/09/whipkey,1.jpg

liquidstatik
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:26 AM
http://www.ethansays.com/images/2008/03/04/karson2.jpg
:eek

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:28 AM
http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/122/57/91300096/n91300096_30168783_9096.jpg
That'd be me in the po-lece hat

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:30 AM
The guy in the sailor hat got hit by a car when he was nine :( lol

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:38 AM
And the guy on the left actually has a degree in biochemestry or something fancy. He's just not movin too much there!

liquidstatik
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:49 AM
:lol D:

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:53 AM
We own these forums right now. What should our gang name be?

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:59 AM
GOODNIGHT JEF

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 02:00 AM
JEFF

executioneer
Jun 13th, 2008, 02:46 AM
Under what name? This isn't the old I-Mockery forums where any jackanape can claim to be a vet. That sort of flimflam was done away with when Bape created the vet list (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showgroups.php).

raver141

http://p094.ezboard.com/fuck-this/fimockerytheantiraveboard.showMessage?topicID=1581 .topic

Esuohlim
Jun 13th, 2008, 03:24 AM
http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/122/57/91300096/n91300096_30168783_9096.jpg
That'd be me in the po-lece hat

:lol

Esuohlim
Jun 13th, 2008, 03:28 AM
FRIDAY THE 13TH :eek :eek

OH NO :x

Esuohlim
Jun 13th, 2008, 03:34 AM
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executioneer
Jun 13th, 2008, 03:47 AM
lols

ElPila666
Jun 13th, 2008, 04:50 AM
Ask Jason!!!

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6349/jasonvoorheesvl2.jpg

Dirge
Jun 13th, 2008, 05:38 AM
raver141

http://p094.ezboard.com/fuck-this/fimockerytheantiraveboard.showMessage?topicID=1581 .topic


oh wow willie. thanks. i didnt know this was still arounds.
i miss bulletcatcher :(

Shrubfest
Jun 13th, 2008, 09:24 AM
Do do do do.

Making a skirt out of an umbrella.

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 10:28 AM
I'm awake! Guys I'm going to the Cleveland Indians game today and I'm going on the field and meeting all the players! The Army's great!

Pub Lover
Jun 13th, 2008, 12:01 PM
raver141

http://p094.ezboard.com/fuck-this/fimockerytheantiraveboard.showMessage?topicID=1581 .topic

Are you a spastic, Sir? Or did your mother just raise you wrong? >:

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 01:31 PM
Great!

Fathom Zero
Jun 13th, 2008, 02:48 PM
If I'm born again, do I get two birthdays?

liquidstatik
Jun 13th, 2008, 03:16 PM
yuh

Esuohlim
Jun 13th, 2008, 03:30 PM
Great!

Just wait until you're drafted and you have to go to Ir*q :x

Lobo Tommy
Jun 13th, 2008, 03:34 PM
Anyone ever played Intellivision?

Grislygus
Jun 13th, 2008, 04:37 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/alb_22590_big.jpg



When the snow turns black
I'll be back - I'll be here

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/oilwell.jpg



Between the blinking of an eye
Welcome back - Cavalier

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/uniforms.jpg



When the screams attack
Before the newborn starts to cry
Flaming star or the call of the wild

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/LynnCallofWildcvr.jpg



And it's all in the eyes of a child

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HomeAlone.jpg



The whispers in the breeze
Black Xmas - Devils Eve

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/B000001EFD01_AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg



Black Xmas - Devil's wine
The river bleeds in time
That's the place - In a dream
Where the red clouds chase

http://www.progreviews.com/reviews/images/Styx-Equi.jpg



Across the suns hot blazing sky
Where he hides his face
In disgrace - For his queen
He must choose the way she dies

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/hedwig_f.jpg



And they say when his eyes turn to green

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/leprechaun_24.jpg



He'll awake living sin never seen
That's the clue - To believe
Watches over you
Watch his eyes look through
An instant and you're hypnotized
False or true - To deceive
You take his place you're crucified
Black Xmas - Devils Eve

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/heaven.jpg



The whispers in the breeze
The river bleeds in time
Black Xmas - Devil's wine
Black Xmas
Black Xmas - Devil's wine

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b208/shiksabug/black-man-super-bikini.jpg

Fathom Zero
Jun 13th, 2008, 04:49 PM
R.I.P. Tim Russert.

executioneer
Jun 13th, 2008, 06:47 PM
Anyone ever played Intellivision?

i have played it loads even though i never owned one

Emu
Jun 13th, 2008, 07:30 PM
R.I.P. Tim Russert.

:tear

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 13th, 2008, 08:02 PM
Is anyone else having the worst Friday the 13th ever? It's crazy annoying at work, I got pelted by rain on my lunch, the only clean dry shirt I have in my car is a Lucky 13 shirt which is a women's small that belongs to my friend, I get back to work and I found out Tim Russert passed (R.I.P).

Emu
Jun 13th, 2008, 08:21 PM
Today has been a fantastic day. the weather's perfect, the sky is blue and I have half a tank of gas in my car.

MetalMilitia
Jun 13th, 2008, 09:12 PM
Haha, these pictures are irrelevant and hilarious. It's like family guy - the forum in here haha.

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 11:51 PM
http://www.cwhyteforpresident.com/images/tattoos/hogan.jpg

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 11:52 PM
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN

HickMan
Jun 13th, 2008, 11:58 PM
moving forward...

http://www.mybodysite.com/picts/MusclesBoyToymay2007a.jpg May 2007!
http://www.mybodysite.com/picts/MusclesBoyToyaugust2007c.jpg August 2007!
http://www.mybodysite.com/picts/MusclesBoyToyphil20071012h.jpg October 2007!
http://www.mybodysite.com/picts/MusclesBoyToydecember2007a.jpg December 2007!
http://www.mybodysite.com/picts/MusclesBoyToyphil20080303c.jpg March 2008!

Tadao
Jun 14th, 2008, 12:44 AM
Is that the 12 month to a gayer you program?

Esuohlim
Jun 14th, 2008, 12:59 AM
http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/122/57/91300096/n91300096_30168783_9096.jpg
That'd be me in the po-lece hat

ok seriously I wish I could make a gif with everyone in this picture dancing all jerkily :(

Esuohlim
Jun 14th, 2008, 01:03 AM
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7163/gothkz5.gif

HickMan
Jun 14th, 2008, 01:08 AM
I'd love that :(

http://media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO9c6a1418bWWg8Yf_500.gif

Fathom Zero
Jun 14th, 2008, 01:24 AM
http://lolinator.com/lol/i-mockery.com/

Guitar Woman
Jun 14th, 2008, 02:01 AM
I really like the albums that sucked one :<