I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Grislygus]

NLBEOIzZugM

[Fathom Zero]

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[Aaarg]

COP KILLER

one time i played cop killer and my then-girlfriend was like "this song is disgusting blah blah blah offensive blah blah blah" and then like the next day she was "rocking out" to that sublime song about rioting and fuck the police and "1-8-7 on a motherfucking cop" and i called her out on being racist

because seriously, fuck the police.

[Fathom Zero]

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[Fathom Zero]

one time i played cop killer and my then-girlfriend was like "this song is disgusting blah blah blah offensive blah blah blah" and then like the next day she was "rocking out" to that sublime song about rioting and fuck the police and "1-8-7 on a motherfucking cop" and i called her out on being racist

because seriously, fuck the police.

It's absolutely insane how many dirty cops I know - a few by name, even.

[Fathom Zero]

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[Fathom Zero]

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[Fathom Zero]

tlL8Ef3FhLg

[Aaarg]

It's absolutely insane how many dirty cops I know - a few by name, even.

boscoe, roscoe, broscoe, brascoe, rico, brico, braco, spacoe, dave-bob, darling.

"I'M BOUTTO DUST SOME COPS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!" - odafin 'fin' tutuolla, nypd: svu

[Fathom Zero]

j9-7HWfCRWA

[Grislygus]

A MUCHO ENOJADO, NO MAS DE ESTA

BAILAR LEJOS DE LA NOCHE CON MI, AI AMIGA?

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NO TE GUSTA? INCHINGA TU MADRE

[Fathom Zero]

pasta puttanesca mucho nachos bellgrande

-PIPknLRwtE

[Grislygus]

I
WANT
YOU

YOU WAN AH COME WITH ME

YOUR BODY ISS MINE

YOU
WAN
AH
COME WITH ME

[Fathom Zero]

FOGrMpGbhRE

[Fathom Zero]

gus i want to ski dance with you

[Grislygus]

PINCHE FANTASTICO AMIGA, VAMINOS

[Sam]

FACE PUNCHO FANTASY, VAGINAS

[Fathom Zero]

4wAuEfnRg-E

[Fathom Zero]

This is for Sam.

o__mh6roZMY

[Grislygus]

POBRE SAM SOLITARIO, ES UN ANCIANA GRANDE :(

[Fathom Zero]

lol

[Rongi]

DIE WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE YOU'RE GONNA DIE

[Fathom Zero]

Ty_xbwoY-kU

[Aaarg]

NqRdqw0VDXw

[k0k0]

GFLGRidfFo4

[Fathom Zero]

lHI-g-kypqg

[Esuohlim]

SUP, I'M PEANUT BUTTER. YOU JELLY, BRAH?

[Aaarg]

Mnsf5GrGZ9M

[Sam]

MILHOUSE BACKWARDS, YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS IT

[Fathom Zero]

LORD KNOWS THE DAY'S JUST GETTIN' LONGER
THE NIGHT'S GROWIN' COLDER WITH YOU ON MY MIND
AND I FEEL LIKE AN OLD JUKEBOX
PLAYIN' THE SAME SONG ALL THE TIME

[Grislygus]

4LLMEM9pO_w&feature=related

skip to 3:20 for hilariously crap English commercials

[k0k0]

Too bad Pram wasn't born in the 60's, he might have actually been able to make a living out of his shitty clay work in the 80's.

[executioneer]

so i went camping in the olympic mountains this weekend

it was only a 4.4 mile hike, but unfortunately for about 2 miles of it there was an elevation change of 1200 goddamn feet

on the plus side, though, i got to throw rocks at a mountain goat

[Aaarg]

some dude told me the olympic mountains are his favorites. jealous.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Did you get to meet Zeus?

[Aaarg]

that was the goat

[bigtimecow]

today my lab is soldering 600 motors and building 150 robot cars. i should get back to work

[executioneer]

some dude told me the olympic mountains are his favorites. jealous.
wish i'd brought my camera. the rest of my family did, though, so I should still be able to post pics once I get them to send 'em to me

[executioneer]

edit: whoops

[Rongi]

why did you throw rocks at a mountain goat?

[executioneer]

because it was in our campsite and I didn't want it trying to get into our food or tents

[executioneer]

here is a google map of where I went and where I hiked from

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/mooselake.jpg

[Rongi]

because it was in our campsite and I didn't want it trying to get into our food or tents

OH

Out of context, I just pictured you throwing a rock at a goat for no reason

When I went camping in Colorado a coyote came up to our campsite. He just looked around and hung out for a while, didn't try to steal our food or anything

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

because it was in our campsite and I didn't want it trying to get into our food or tents


Goats only eat rusty cans. Everyone knows that.

[Rongi]

Oh my god, Black Flag fucking sucked so hard after My War

Listen to this awful song:

http://grooveshark.com/s/Armageddon+Man/3Jtc8v?src=5

[Rongi]

Listen to these fucking lyrics:

"DIRT FALLING IN MY MIND"

"THE TIME IS MINE AND IM FEELIN FINE"

[Rongi]

I hope Greg Ginn comes here and tries to have those two posts deleted

[Esuohlim]

Dude, Mike just posted in the Youtube thread what the hell

[Rongi]

http://teenageneighbor.com/preteen/2004.04.22.gif

[Esuohlim]

lol

WHO'S NEXT? KELLYCHAOS?

[Rongi]

Oh god I hope not :x

[Rongi]

noob3
jixby
gadzooks
sadie
glowbelly
soundtest
ninjavenom
vomit
captain crunch

PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE COME BACK

[Grislygus]

captain fugging crunch?!!

[Fathom Zero]

baccano's prty good, i have to say

[Esuohlim]

A FINE LIST, SIR

Throw in Emu, ScruU2wice, and Matt Harty.

I would say Professor Cool, but even after all these years I still think he might've just been Gadzooks before Gadzooks was Gadzooks :\

[Grislygus]

It is?!!!! like, seriously as in that Ghost In The Shell movie, or "good" in the same way that a japfag says shit about spiky haired kids with giant swords is good

[Esuohlim]

Oh are we talking about anime now? >:

RED PICKLE TIME

[Grislygus]

VAS A LA DIABLA CON EL PRESIDENTE VIVA LA REVOLUCION

[Rongi]

A FINE LIST, SIR

Throw in Emu, ScruU2wice, and Matt Harty.

I would say Professor Cool, but even after all these years I still think he might've just been Gadzooks before Gadzooks was Gadzooks :\

Emu was a really nice guy with good taste in music, I feel like I was kind of a jerk to him most of the time for no good reason!

Matt Harty and Scru were gr8 as well

ALSO Cap'n Crunch was pretty cool I don't care what any of y'all say

[Rongi]

Honestly Milhouse, I'm not entirely sure if Professor Cool was Mark Riddles or not. I just remember that he was a really swell guy

[Rongi]

BUT I wouldn't be surprised if he was Mark Riddles

[Grislygus]

Man, Captain Crunch was the FIRST person I helped chase off once he came back


Before the BAPE background

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/CrunchTime.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/CrunchTime-1.jpg

[Grislygus]

Before I knew how to make GIFS with a transparency

[Fathom Zero]

It is?!!!! like, seriously as in that Ghost In The Shell movie, or "good" in the same way that a japfag says shit about spiky haired kids with giant swords is good

I have a huge boner for 20's - 40's era anything, so my opinion might be colored by it. But I liked the stories of every individual character. When I first saw it, I thought that it would just be a jumbled mess with the obscene number of characters but I watched it with my friend and we both loved it.

I don't know that it does too much to buck convention, but it's mad decent, I'd say. There are worse ways to spend your time, certainly. And it's on Netflix, I think? So it's relatively easy to watch.

I like the Ghost in the Shell world, but the characters never clicked with me. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Oh are we talking about anime now? >:

RED PICKLE TIME

You'd rather be talking about irrelevant bands, I take it.

[Grislygus]

I don't know, I always really wanted to watch it but didn't want to waste my time on bullshit that no one's seen

Is it actually smart, or is it just a load of crap about people fighting each other

[Fathom Zero]

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:lol

[Grislygus]

ALSO DYLAN TODAY'S MONDAY, NEED UR ARTSSSSSSS SENT TO THE EMAIL

[Fathom Zero]

WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I'M PICKING UP MORE ARTS AT 7.

This next week might be a little iffy - I should be moving up to school and not have my computer. I'll send you several for the coming weeks, then. I should have enough for a series of sorts, maybe. I'll have to see how they came out. 60 exposures - surely more than one of them is good.

[Esuohlim]

You'd rather be talking about irrelevant bands, I take it.

Who gives a shit about relevance? Relevance is less important than everything

[Rongi]

Fathom Zero don't be a weasel!

[Fathom Zero]

Who gives a shit about relevance? Relevance is less important than everything

relevance is the only thing

[Esuohlim]

Emu was a really nice guy with good taste in music, I feel like I was kind of a jerk to him most of the time for no good reason

Emu was the nicest guy ever :( :(

[Esuohlim]

Unlike FZ >:

[Rongi]

you guys i met this cute girl at a show i played in brooklyn saturday night (oh yeah i'm in a punk band i forgot to tell you guys oops)

she liked our set so i was like "hey i'm gonna talk to this attractive female who liked our band" so i talked to her about stuff and it was cool and i got her number

i just texted her "hey what's up? this is john from filthy wizard" (filthy wizard is the name of the band i'm in this is important)

she wrote "hey filthy wiz!"

now i don't know what to write back

also i'm drunk

[Fathom Zero]

Unlike FZ >:

:lol

[Dixie]

WHERE ART THOU MISDEMONAR>!!>!>!>>>!!?????

[Fathom Zero]

weeding and making a steak sandwich, prolly

[executioneer]

A FINE LIST, SIR

Throw in Emu, ScruU2wice, and Matt Harty.

I would say Professor Cool, but even after all these years I still think he might've just been Gadzooks before Gadzooks was Gadzooks :\
nah man prof. cool was mark riddles' roommate

[Rongi]

Oh man did Prof Cool quit the internet? If so the internet is a lamer place without him

[executioneer]

i think he did :(

[Rongi]

oh man good for him! i remember the last time i talked to him (which was like 7 years ago i think) he said he was getting married and he was really happy. i'm glad that he hasn't returned to the internet, in that case

UPDATE that girl texted me back she's going on a road trip but she wants to hang when she gets back :o

[k0k0]

You really in a punk band or is it another one of those "I'm 21, but I'm really 13 things?"

[Rongi]

haha no i really am in a punk band! we're called "Filthy Wizard". i'm like the guy picciotto of the group, but when guy picciotto didn't play anything and kind of just did hype man stuff

[k0k0]

Is it a shitty pop punk band, ska punk, hardcore, or just good old fashioned punk? Because if it's pop punk you should just call yourself a bunch of backstreet boys.

[Aaarg]

daisy daisy give me your answer do

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

you guys i met this cute girl at a show i played in brooklyn saturday night (oh yeah i'm in a punk band i forgot to tell you guys oops)

she liked our set so i was like "hey i'm gonna talk to this attractive female who liked our band" so i talked to her about stuff and it was cool and i got her number

i just texted her "hey what's up? this is john from filthy wizard" (filthy wizard is the name of the band i'm in this is important)

she wrote "hey filthy wiz!"

now i don't know what to write back

also i'm drunk

4:57 IN THE PPPPMMMMMMM!!!!!!

THAT'S OFFICIALLY FILTHY WIZARD TIME.

[Rongi]

we're a good times garage punk band

here

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/261215_1910563359069_1091400121_31712613_4573032_n .jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Give that broad the filthy wizard when she gets back

[Sam]

NEW AVATAR TIME

[Rongi]

oh come on sam :(

[k0k0]

You look like someone just farted and ruined your good time.

[Sam]

oh come on sam :(

THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME I'VE DONE THIS TO YOU.

[Rongi]

Wait, really?

[Rongi]

Also, Filthy Wizard is all about the good times k0k0!

[Sam]

I'M ALL ABOUT GOOD TIMES TOO.

[k0k0]

That's fine. You're about good times.

[Sam]

I'M ALL ABOUT FARTING TOO.

[k0k0]

Lets the good times roll....out of my ass.

http://i.imgur.com/oLA4d.gif

[Rongi]

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is it a shitty pop punk band, ska punk, hardcore, or just good old fashioned punk? Because if it's pop punk you should just call yourself a bunch of backstreet boys.




ARTS AND CRAFTS POST PUNKhttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ujfNf2NT3JQ/Td24ZRAC2OI/AAAAAAAAIeY/HhEsWkKGPpw/s1600/FWblogbannernew.jpg

[Aaarg]

actually post arts n crafts punk

... core

[Rongi]

Aaarg if you're not careful you might create the next big Williamsburg thing

[Rongi]

Saranac you are so great give me all your secrets

[Rongi]

FUCKIN WITH ME CUZ IM A TEEN AGER

WITH A LITTLE BIT OF A GOLD AND A PAGE UH

[Rongi]

guys who wants to fight me

[Aaarg]

being a native virginian whenever somebody mentions williamsburg i think of williamsburg virginia

which is full of hipsters anyway but they all go to private college and have rich-ass parents and fuck them

one time i was supposed to spend the night at someone's house in williamsburg va and we were going to leave together the next morning but on my way down he fell asleep and i didn't know where he lived

so i slept in the car on the side of the road

[Rongi]

which is full of hipsters anyway but they all go to private college and have rich-ass parents and fuck them

uh dude this is exactly the same as williamsburg, brooklyn but you probably know that already

[Aaarg]

i do my best to ignore large cities and just assume that everybody in all of them are horrible people i needn't even consider thinking about

but i guess any place with a large population of young people is made-up mostly of rich white kids so yeah that makes sense

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I will fight you Rongi if the winner gets the rest of the saranac. or if after we both get more saranac too.

[Kitsa]

williamsburg brooklyn isn't poor anymore? when did that happen?

[Rongi]

williamsburg brooklyn isn't poor anymore? when did that happen?

THIS IS TRUE. Williamsburg used to be the spot to get heroin 10-15 years ago. Now it has gentrified to the point where anyone can walk around at 3 in the morning and not have to worry about getting shanked

[Aaarg]

what?! no more junkies?! there goes the fucking neighborhood!

[Kitsa]

fuck, now you'll tell me queens is a resort.

[Aaarg]

all right so i'm packing and i'm doing the dvds because that's easy and entertaining and there are only like 300 instead of the five-fucking-billion books hidden in every corner of the house.

and i'm coming across a bunch of kung fu movies that i'm sure i've seen but i have zero memory of it and all the synopses are no help at all because all wuxias have the same goddamn plot, so i think they should really just list something memorable.
"jackie chan fights dude with white fan" - young master
"graphic rape scene ruins otherwise good movie" - iron-fisted monk
"fighting on ocean coast, donnie yen pokes out dude's eyes, tide comes in" - legend of the wolf
"bad english dub in which carter wong's character says 'japs' in every sentence" - the magnificent fist

[k0k0]

Here's a kung fu movie that everyone should see. It's terrible but funny/entertaining at the same time. I rented it when I was 18 and still remember it to this day.

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One guy has his arms chopped off (even though one of his arms looks like a baby arm) and the other has his legs burned with acid. Anyways, the guy with legs wears him like a backpack and they fight like that. It's hilariously sad.

[Aaarg]

what crippled masters is great!

wait nevermind i knew that didn't sound familiar i was thinking of crippled avengers which is a shaw brothers film and i don't really remember much about it except that one of the guys is blind and one of the guys is "mentally handicapped" because they apparently squeezed his head in a vice and that made him stupid.

and maybe one's deaf and one's mute, i think they went kind of cop-out with the disabilities and the fighting may not have been very great.

but one of the guys uses large metal rings and it's pretty cool.

[Aaarg]

"Four of those who are crippled, a hawker who is blinded, a blacksmith made mute and deaf, a drifter who loses his legs, and a fighter who loses his sanity, band together to use their disabilities to the best of their advantage."

i remember there being five (an alternate title is "return of the 5 deadly venoms") and i don't know is the "fighter who loses his sanity" is the one that's made retarded by a vice, though!

[k0k0]

Sounds intriguing. I may have to find it.

[Aaarg]

the one you posted looks a little more, um, strange. this one's a shaw film so it's just silly (but well-done) wuxia.

i know there is some shaw brothers movie we saw around this time that had kind of slow, "swimmy" fighting. i can't remember if it was this one, though.

[Kitsa]

I just watched some stupid "50 worst movies ever made" special on Netflix and Crippled Masters was one of them.

[Aaarg]

hahaha awesome

[Kitsa]

the special sucked, though.

[k0k0]

So the special was probably one of the 50 worst specials ever made?

[Aaarg]

i would watch that

"50 worst 50 worst specials"

[Aaarg]

all right so i'm way out of touch with... everything, and apparently the last time i regularly watched television they were still doing i love the 80s type shit.

did they ever do i fucking hate the 80s

[Chojin]

can someone bottom-line the last 80 pages for me? i'm not reading that

for example, did anyone post scandalous pictures of cheeseburgers

[Aaarg]

man there was this one cheeseburger that totally had a nip slip but that was about it

[Fathom Zero]

i forsee a burger rebellion

[Aaarg]

man i thought you were making an american history joke and thought you were pretty clever but then i realized i was thinking of bacon's rebellion and YOU ARE A HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Evil Robot II]

HELLO BART

[executioneer]

crippled masters
i got that movie on dvd because of the trailer for it on the Cannibal: The Musical! VHS (copy) my cousin had :( i seem to remember it being kind of painful to watch

[Fathom Zero]

man i thought you were making an american history joke and thought you were pretty clever but then i realized i was thinking of bacon's rebellion and YOU ARE A HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could make a joke about the Boxer Rebellion, but that would make me look like an asshole.

[Aaarg]

too late for that, chump!!!! d:[-X-<

[Tadao]

http://inlpcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/french-fries-01.jpg

[Aaarg]

tagao just broke my i-mockeries!!!!!!

[Fathom Zero]

:yum

[Tadao]

hehehehehe

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/aroundwhites.jpg

[Aaarg]

chogin saved my i-mcokrery

[Chojin]

aaarg is your name some queermo monty python reference

you can tell me

[Aaarg]

nahnever was a fan of those fellers

i think i was 17 and "aaaaaaaaaarrgh" was how i felt at the time

[k0k0]

http://i.imgur.com/jhs3A.png

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm fallin in love with Julie Andrews.

[Aaarg]

when it comes to older british actresses i have to go with emma thompson

[Esuohlim]

I'm fallin in love with Julie Andrews.

She's mine b*tch if we're goin' by same-birthday rules


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/aroundwhites.jpg

Is this one of those things where Milhouse isn't a meme

[Esuohlim]

Speaking of which, I am totally going to apply for a job at Milhouse Engineering and Construction, Inc. (http://www.milhouseinc.com/home.html) since I'll be living in the Chicago area soon anyway http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif

[Sam]

YEAH MILHOUSE BACKWARDS, I'M MOVING THERE TOO, LET'S ROOM UP BRAH

[Aaarg]

http://i.imgur.com/jhs3A.png
how many times can we post this on one page

[executioneer]

yes because it's such a great image

[Aaarg]

four

[k0k0]

Trick answer. Two... two had milhouse backwards, two had him forwards.

[Aaarg]

k0kurse you!

[Shyandquietguy]

Esoulhim, did you like Rent?

[Rongi]

I'm hanging out with that Ukrainian girl on friday

I hope I can be as charming and entertaining sober as I was drunk

[Rongi]

oh shit i forgot that i had hair when i met her

oh well :lol

[Sam]

It will be okay, just print my avatar and use it like a mask

[Rongi]

YEAH AND MAYBE ILL MAKE SOME TASTELESS JOKES ABOUT CHEYRNOBIL WHILE IM AT IT >:

[Rongi]

Or how Stalin killed a shit load of people

[Rongi]

I'm going to bed, f*ck this

[Grislygus]

when it comes to older british actresses i have to go with emma thompson

Is it weird that I would snap my dick off in Helen Mirren

[Pentegarn]

Apparently no, that seems to be a view expressed by many guys with the forum to express them publicly. One of the podcasts I listen to has 2 people who have repeatedly talked of their sexual attraction to Helen Mirren. In their and your defense she has taken such good care of herself that even at her age her body is on par with bodies of sexy women half her age.

[Kitsa]

Did you see Helen Mirren in Caligula? She was great.

[Colonel Flagg]

Helen Mirren is secksy.

[k0k0]

Her skin looks too leathery for me. It's a definite turn off.

[Rongi]

IM A NAZI SCHATZE YOU KNOW I FIGHT FOR THE FATHERLAND

[Fathom Zero]

Her skin looks too leathery for me. It's a definite turn off.

I'm going to have to agree with you. I don't understand people who think she's hot, especially when they're quick to disparage old women and fawn over Megan Fox.

[Kitsa]

It's more her personality that's hot.

[k0k0]

Megan Fox is blah to me. I can't really point at a hollywood actress I'd really like to get with... maybe Charlize Theron, but only if she kept the accent she used in Arrested Development.

edit: And you can't bang personality. You can bang a pile of old leathery bones, but who would want to?

[Kitsa]

PERSONALITY IS MY ONLY HOPE, DAMMIT

[Fathom Zero]

KITSA YOU'RE CUTE AS A BUTTON

[k0k0]

I'd say you're alright as long as you aren't old as dirt. I mean, I have nothing against old people. One of my best friends when I was 18 was 61 sadly.

[Kitsa]

wait a second, aren't you guys the ones who just said I belonged on some fucking cowboy hallmark lifetime special or something?

I'm old as dirt. I feel old as dirt, anyway.

[k0k0]

I said you looked good! They were the ones with the cowboy special.

[Fathom Zero]

wait a second, aren't you guys the ones who just said I belonged on some fucking cowboy hallmark lifetime special or something?

I also called you a Mennonite pretzel lady, but I don't see how either of those things preclude me from saying you and your red hair are cute.

[k0k0]

You're a pretzel lady, Fathom. And you visit the gorilla strip club during banana hour.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't even know who you are. You mean less to me than nothing.

[k0k0]

I only know you as the pervert who keeps having sex with anything I throw in my trash can. I have had to lock the lids, but you're still getting in there.

[Aaarg]

wait wait wait is fathom zero don carlson's new account?

did he murder the original fathom zero?

[Sam]

Fathom Zero is a saint.

[k0k0]

I was just slandering him a bit, trying to toughen up his saintly visage.

[Sam]

YOU CAN'T PISS ON A SAINT, IT'S NOT RIGHT

[k0k0]

Not unless you're a 5 year old boy, am I right? Or is that only for priests?

[Sam]

THAT'S JUST PRIESTS AND DON CARLSON

[k0k0]

Of course, Don Carlson, the clay animator from Portland Oregon loves to do unnatural things with children.

[Kitsa]

Thank you for thinking that someone pushing 35 (!!!!!) can still look ok. Your faith is misplaced but I appreciate the sentiment.

I went to the orthopedic surgeon today and apparently I ripped the end off my fibula (leg bone). Now I'm stuck in a damn brace for 5 weeks :( Shit's always more fun in summertime.

[k0k0]

Is the leg bone just kind of floating around under the skin or something? How does that work?

[Kitsa]

My foot rolled under me, and I guess it did it powerfully and sharply enough for the ligament to just rip off the end of the bone instead of stretching or tearing the way it would in a sprain. Just yanked the bone free and it's sort of just flapping around in there.

The surgeon said that because of its location, surgery won't really help. That pretty much you have to keep it immobile with the bone pressed up against where it's supposed to be and hope it will heal.

It really doesn't hurt too much, except when she was jabbing it with her finger. It just has a wobbly, unstable feeling like I'm going to twist it again any second.

[Fathom Zero]

the dude is from circumstances

[Grislygus]

wait a second, aren't you guys the ones who just said I belonged on some fucking cowboy hallmark lifetime special or something?

I'm old as dirt. I feel old as dirt, anyway.

I believe that you said that, and we helped gleefully

Thank you for thinking that someone pushing 35 (!!!!!) can still look ok. Your faith is misplaced but I appreciate the sentiment.

I went to the orthopedic surgeon today and apparently I ripped the end off my fibula (leg bone). Now I'm stuck in a damn brace for 5 weeks :( Shit's always more fun in summertime.

Seeing as how I distinctly remember people panting over sadie and glowbelly, this is enthusiastically consistent with forum policy

[Grislygus]

So much so that I was subject to TIGHTLY CONTROLLED MILD INTERNET ANGER from sadie's husband, who I've always imagined looked like a cross between Magnum PI's Higgins and Mole from the British stop-motion version of The Wind in the Willows

[Fathom Zero]

I would never pant over Sadie or Glowbelly. >:

Especially Glowbelly.

[Grislygus]

I need to see if I can dig up glowbelly's picture threads and test that theory

NAMES WILL BE NAMED

[Pentegarn]

Thank you for thinking that someone pushing 35 (!!!!!) can still look ok.

I'm 35. :(

That's the most roundabout way I have ever seen to get to someone calling me ugly :lol

[k0k0]

I don't hit on girls on the internet anymore. I have learned my lesson.

One time I was visiting a friend in San Antonio from a forum I went to back in 2001. His wife totally tried to have sex with me while I was sleeping on their couch. Being young, I let her, which was an asshole move and everyone in the forum hated me after that, which is reasonable. Good times.

Plus there was the girl from Age of Conan, the mmo, that flew down to see me and she was nothing like her picture.

[Pentegarn]

That happened to a buddy of mine :lol

[Aaarg]

i hate glowbelly by default because her name is glowbelly and i've been using the name glownmelby for nearly a decade and also because i think i saw her post once and she was a megabitch asshole

ALSO FAT

[Aaarg]

Don Carlson (you know, the animator? From Portland? Oregon? serial killer? yeah that one!) once told me that fat people flesh makes better leather than "normal people."

[k0k0]

I could care less about girls at the moment. I've got enough to deal with. As long as I've got a place to stay and webcam girls to oggle, I'm happy.

[Fathom Zero]

she was a megabitch asshole

ALSO FAT

this

[Sam]

THERE ONCE WAS A TIME, WHEN HOT GIRLS OTHER THAN SHRUB POSTED.

[k0k0]

Tell me tales of those times father Sam.

[Fathom Zero]

LIKE LENOR AND GUTIAR WOMAN

[Chojin]

THERE ONCE WAS A TIME, WHEN HOT GIRLS OTHER THAN SHRUB POSTED.

shrub is very attractive

for an english girl

[Zomboid]

I think Cherry, CiG, Emma and maybe one other were the only good looking ladies to post here in the past.

Now there's...CiG, Shrub and elx? ELX is a girl, right?

Edit: And Terra had big boobies.

[Fathom Zero]

<3 cig

[Rongi]

Creeposaurus is pretty cute you guys

oh wait but tadao chased her off for like no reason :rolleyes

[k0k0]

I liked creepo, I'm not sure why Tadao had to start throwing stool at her. She gave me uninitiated pickles.

[Fathom Zero]

uh what

fatmom zero are you trying to be ironic or something

no

[Rongi]

hey dudes check out The Comsat Angels they're really good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wExgUZdHimI

[Rongi]

fuck

hold on

just click on this link i guess :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wExgUZdHimI

[Aaarg]

i have something of theirs on my computster but i don't know what or why

[k0k0]

They're good if you want to cry in the corner or if you want to put a baby to sleep. But that's probably because I'm not into that type of music.

[Rongi]

Fine here's something with a little more grit to it k0k0 you jerk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5cFIqu2MgM

[Aaarg]

oh wait i had them confused with some other band that has the dude from plankton wat in it

comets on fire????

[Rongi]

uh idk sorry :(

I only recently got into this band, Steve Albini reccomended them

[Chojin]

ELX

you mean mother brain?

[Fathom Zero]

Zr-7yvh0KQA

[Kitsa]

I'm 35. :(

That's the most roundabout way I have ever seen to get to someone calling me ugly :lol

I wasn't calling you ugly. :lol I only have the vaguest picture of you in my head. You were standing by a tree. Normally I imagine people as their avatars so you're Red Foreman right now.

I think there's a line between self-deprecation for its own sake (it's how I talk) and self-deprecation as a manifestation of GOTIS, in which the desired result is "oh, noooooo! you're beeeeeautiful! I'd so do you!", etc.

[Rongi]

Kitsa, for what it's worth, I think you're a pretty lady

Also, 35 isn't old you weirdos

45 is

[k0k0]

I am pretty sure she's the only one who said that 35 was old. I'm almost 30, so I wouldn't have said it.

[Grislygus]

"KITSA YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL I'D SO DO YOU"

[Grislygus]

SAM'S NEW AVATAR IS ALSO A PRETTY LADY

[Fathom Zero]

gumblefups

wudoin, bby?

[Pentegarn]

I wasn't calling you ugly. :lol I only have the vaguest picture of you in my head. You were standing by a tree. Normally I imagine people as their avatars so you're Red Foreman right now.

I think there's a line between self-deprecation for its own sake (it's how I talk) and self-deprecation as a manifestation of GOTIS, in which the desired result is "oh, noooooo! you're beeeeeautiful! I'd so do you!", etc.

:lol

I was just being silly Kitsa, pay no attention to my stupidity ;)

[executioneer]

HAPPY 80000 POSTS EVERYONE

edit: WHOOPS I MEAN NEXT PAGE

[Kitsa]

I'd be a lot more comfortable if everyone imagined me as my avatar.

35 isn't old, unless you're a little kid, when everyone looks ancient. 50 doesn't seem old to me either.

[Pentegarn]

Didn't you once say if you were asian you would kind of look like your avatar?

Normally I imagine people as their avatars so you're Red Foreman right now.

This means you must have thought I was really a ballchinian once, which lends credence to my earlier 'thinks I am ugly statement" :lol

[Kitsa]

My hair isn't too different from hers, only it's orange.

And I've been a sarcastic bitch like that character, so I guess that matches.

I guess if I went out of my way to make a wide-eyed scary face it might look a lot like that.

If it makes you feel better, I act a lot like Donna Pinciotti except I never went blonde and she's a lot skinnier than I am. I mean, if we're sticking to That 70s Show references.

[k0k0]

I also think of people as their avatar in a way, if they're a human av. It throws me off whenever someone changes.

Also, there's been a rumor going around that a keg exploded and my dick got mashed and mangled by the shrapnel. It's not true.

[Kitsa]

More than one time I have actually pictured Grislygus as that drawing.

[Colonel Flagg]

Kitsa, for what it's worth, I think you're a pretty lady

Also, 35 isn't old you weirdos

45 is

No.

[Colonel Flagg]

I'd be a lot more comfortable if everyone imagined me as my avatar.

Don't be so modest. You looked very fetching peering through all that Frankenberry cereal. :)

35 isn't old, unless you're a little kid, when everyone looks ancient. 50 doesn't seem old to me either.

You are now officially my best friend ever. :love

[Tadao]

Creepafuckface called me a not nice guy. I figured I'd be not a nice guy. Fuck that stuck up cunt. I'll beat her face in if I ever see her 'round these parts.

[Fathom Zero]

:O

i don't support violence against women, tadao, i'm sorry

[Zomboid]

IF THAT'S YOUR BEST REASON NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS, I'M NOT BUYING IT, PANSY.

[Zomboid]

And who are you trying to impress here, anyway? Kitsa? The :mds are all in bed, son. Best toughen up.

[Tadao]

I don't consider her to be a woman.

[Sam]

IT'S TIME FOR SOME GROWN MAN SHIT IN HERE, BRAH.

[Tadao]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/TIg4V4Tmap0vje6lPs4S6S7Ko1_400.jpg

[Zomboid]

That's just woooonderful until you look up and see that chin. Looks hairy :(

[Zomboid]

"LOL! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP, BRO?"

Because I won't be fooled again.

[Grislygus]

:thewho

[Zomboid]

I was playing a little game in my mind to see who'd be the first one to mention that.

[Fathom Zero]

YOU BETTER, YOU BET

THAT THAT'S A STUPID GAME

[Fathom Zero]

Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

[Zomboid]

So, did you discover drugs, or something? Your recent behavior is concerning me, and I'd have half a mind to call your mother to tell her what you're up to if I wasn't so sure that she's probably partying right this instant.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm doing Casino lines - work with me here.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm only breakin' yer balls, I'm only kiddin' witcha.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/JC-why.jpg

[Esuohlim]

MARV WE'RE THE WET BANDITS