I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

I hardly know any of those bands :(

Here's a link to the Weasel MX stuff:


http://www.cultdeadcow.com/archives/1994/06/weaselmx_cracker_gas.php3

CDC forever. Moo.

[executioneer]

i like the yahoo radio station better :(

[Fathom Zero]

Yahoo Radio is gay. Last.fm just plain looks better.

[Seven Force]

Animated gifs are no longer animated on my computer, what should I do?

Maybe it's Zonealarm. That's what it was with me.

[Fathom Zero]

Naw, it's fixed now. I didn't do anything, either. Maybe it was the connection.

[executioneer]

Yahoo Radio is gay. Last.fm just plain looks better.

yahoo radio learns quicker what i do and do not like because you can do more than just rate songs "yes/no" >:

[executioneer]

plus the last time i used last.fm it would not change stations, AT ALL

[Fathom Zero]

I'll have to wait and see if that happens to me. If it does, I'll just move over to Yahoo. I like it so far.

[GADZOOKS]

I have nothing against Zod, I'm just against 24 forums espcially when they all say "Last post by TERRA" next to it.

What's next a Young Authors section for Ariona: The Bounty Hunter and That Man?

[Fathom Zero]

I have news for everyone about myself. As of July 7th, I will no longer be able to post here as often as I do now. Instead, about every two weeks. This will last until the next year. I'm sure you're all going to be crying tears now.

[Moobs]

serious homo problems :(

[Fathom Zero]

What? You're having them?

[Moobs]

yeah, can you help me?

[Fathom Zero]

I wouldn't know about anything like that.

[noob3]

OOB POWER GO!!!

[Fathom Zero]

lol... boobs.

[noob3]

OKLAHOMA POWER, GO!!!

[Fathom Zero]

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/6241/buffalo5yu.jpg

BUFFALO STAMPEDE!

[Fathom Zero]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED?

[Fathom Zero]

MORE BUFFALO!

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/1821/yellowstonebuffalo24et.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

There's a rumour going around that Peter Jackson's next movie will be based around the Anzacs during WW1. There's an even more outrageous rumour that it'll be a ZOMBIE movie based around the Anzacs during WW1. If there is anything to this rumour, I guarantee you that I'll be first in line to the cinema. But I think he takes himself too seriously now to do another zombie flick.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.dailyherald.com/dow_photos/2/NYET685_SUPERMAN_RETURNS.jpg

18000! >:

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (OMG SPOILERS)

[Pub Lover]

I AM ROD HULL! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYnaecPoP-w) :(

[noob3]

PUBLIC POWER ACTIVATE

[Fathom Zero]

HOW NOW BROWN COW

[Fathom Zero]

I HAVE CABIN FEVER!

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/2396/muppettreasureisland5op.jpg

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/28/muppet8fm.jpg

:(

[executioneer]

pub lover do you have someplace else besides youtube i might watch these delicious comedy videos

[executioneer]

ps thank you for using the power of internet to finally teach me what 'cress' is (IT IS CALLS "SPROUTS" IN AMERI-CA)

[RaNkeri]

yawn

[executioneer]

suck my dick, rankeri

[RaNkeri]

:blowme

[Fathom Zero]

MO

[executioneer]

there's nothing much finer than bushmills' black bush, ladies and gentlemen

[executioneer]

I AM SO DRUNK I COULD FIGHT A BEAR RIGHT NOW

[executioneer]

AND WIN, COCKSUCKERS >: >: >: >: >:

[sadie]

according to the book i'm reading, jelly is pretension. he says he's just plain bread. no frills. no put-ons. so he didn't really get along that well with others.

[executioneer]

which book is that :(

[sadie]

it's called _it's all over but the shoutin'_ and it's a memoir by rick bragg, a journalist for _the new york times_. he writes about growing up dirt-poor in rural alabama.

[executioneer]

probably not the same kind of jelly, then :(

[Fathom Zero]

I just got home from the dentist and he says I'm cavity free!

[MarioRPG]

Have you been that way forever? :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

oh man :lol

sorry fathom :(

[That Man]

That Man has returned........

[executioneer]

where's my jelly that man

[Fathom Zero]

WHERE'S MY CHEEZ WHIZ, BOY?

[RaNkeri]

:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

http://koti.mbnet.fi/nikoismi/pictu0rz/linkinpark.jpg

[Seven Force]

You're such a fucking faggot.

[Seven Force]

I'd even go so far as to say you are SOMETHING AWFUL

[MarioRPG]

I'd even go so far as to say you are SOMETHING AWFUL
Oh mah gawd good 1! :ohsnap

[RaNkeri]

I'd even go so far as to say you are SOMETHING AWFUL

Whatare ya waitin' for? Go for it! :bow

[Pub Lover]

pub lover do you have someplace else besides youtube i might watch these delicious comedy videos
Sadly not. :(

[Pub Lover]

ps thank you for using the power of internet to finally teach me what 'cress' is (IT IS CALLS "SPROUTS" IN AMERI-CA)
Cress has no nutritional value. :lol

[Seven Force]

Well that's where the image came from! (i believe)

[Fathom Zero]

Happy 4th of July, Americans. Oh, and sorry I missed saying Happy Canada Day on the 1st. So Happy Canada Day as well.

[Esuohlim]

Guys I'm back from a five-day vacation and here's my obligatory "did anyone miss me post" that I always see around here as if anyone gave a shit :eek

[Esuohlim]

I saw Superman Returns and bowled a 106 and putt-putted a 51 and then played with sparklers :eek :eek

[Esuohlim]

And I had to watch Extreme Makeover Home Edition but that's ok because it allowed me laugh at some girls in wheelchairs :(

[ArrowX]

I was watching Canada's Next Top Model and the Blakc women make racist jokes about the chinese person

[Esuohlim]

I like how Lotida's stupid thread went off on a tangent immediately and then she tries to sort of go along with it as well but then everyone ignores her

[Pub Lover]

Guys I'm back from a five-day vacation and here's my obligatory "did anyone miss me post" that I always see around here as if anyone gave a shit :eek
What I liked about you being away was that you dropped the quality curve of your site even lower.

[executioneer]

ps thank you for using the power of internet to finally teach me what 'cress' is (IT IS CALLS "SPROUTS" IN AMERI-CA)
Cress has no nutritional value. :lol

however it is too tempting even for jesus :(

[Marc Summers]

I need to start reading chat room more often. Every day it's always "ohhhh god pub probably filled 5 pages again and I don't feel like wading through them" and then it just piles up and up and then I finally just say "OK, it's been a while, maybe it won't be so bad" and I read through like 20 friggin pages and just give up.

I guess the moral of the story is that assuming makes an ass out of you and ming. What? OK

[executioneer]

http://www.miskalex.org/LJstuff/Ming%20the%20Merciless.gif
CURSE YOU FLASH GORDON, I MEAN MARC SUMMERS

[MetalMilitia]

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes!

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police open the door -- I forgot my lunch!

:lol

This concludes todays light comic relief.

[MarioRPG]

Those jokes made my day. :)

[Esuohlim]

What I liked about you being away was that you dropped the quality curve of your site even lower.

bitch i barely had access to computers i was lucky i even had anything for those days :( :(

I'm going on vacation again the following Friday for two weeks so there will be nothing for half of July :lol

[Misdemonar]

HAY GUYS, TODAY IS FUN COMIC DAY!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/FUNCPO.jpg

[RaNkeri]

It's quite hard to read :/

[RaNkeri]

:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

http://koti.mbnet.fi/nikoismi/pictu0rz/linkinpark.jpg

[Seven Force]

You're such a fucking faggot.

[Seven Force]

I'd even go so far as to say you are SOMETHING AWFUL

[Esuohlim]

Haha for a minute there I thought posts were deleted

[sadie]

i like jelly on toast sometimes. especially blackberry. or strawberry. with big chunks of the fruit. maybe that's more of a jam. idk.

[Fathom Zero]

Grape Jelly and/or Apricot Preserves = Yum.

[Pub Lover]

You guys are thinking of Jam. >:

The joke is about Jello, as you call it. :(

[Pub Lover]

Every day it's always "ohhhh god pub probably filled 5 pages again and I don't feel like wading through them"
And just what the hell is wrong with five pages of me? >:


I admit five pages of Marc Summers would bore everyone to the point of suicide, but I am mildly amusing at times. >:

[Fathom Zero]

"The newest registered user is IDefyYouZod"

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (WHERES MY JELLY)

:eek

[Jeff The Ninja]

America's Got Talent is on. Its surprisingly Entertaining.



Flippy the Magnificent!!!!

[Fathom Zero]

Upon completing 1 1/2 hours of my 9 month trial, I have concluded that Planetside is the greatest game. Ever.

[Seven Force]

There’s a road I’d like to tell you about, lives in my home town
Lake Shore Drive the road is called and it’ll take you up or down
From rags on up to riches fifteen minutes you can fly
Pretty blue lights along the way, help you right on by
And the blue lights shining with a heavenly grace, help you right on by

And there ain’t no road just like it
Anywhere I found
Running south on Lake Shore Drive heading into town
Just slippin’ on by on LSD, Friday night trouble bound

And it starts up north from Hollywood, water on the driving side
Concrete mountains rearing up, throwing shadows just about five
Sometimes you can smell the green if your mind is feeling fine
There ain’t no finer place to be, than running Lake Shore Drive
And there’s no peace of mind, or place you see, than riding on Lake Shore Drive

And there ain’t no road just like it
Anywhere I found
Running south on Lake Shore drive heading into town
Just slicking on by on LSD, Friday night trouble bound

And it’s Friday night and you’re looking clean
To early to start the rounds
A ten minute ride from the Gold Coast back make sure you’re pleasure bound
And it’s four o’clock in the morning and all of the people have gone away
Just you and your mind and Lake Shore Drive, tomorrow is another day
And the sunshine’s fine in the morning time, tomorrow is another day

And there ain’t no road just like it
Anywhere I found
Running south on Lake Shore drive heading into town
Just snaking on by on LSD, Friday night trouble bound

[darnin]

YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!!!!!



And now that I've said that, you guys are going to go like "So?"

:squigly

[MetalMilitia]

What do you give to a deaf fish?

A herring aid!

:lol

[Jeff The Ninja]

FLIPPY THE MAGNIFICENT=The worlds Greatest Entertainer

http://www.mylifeasaclown.com/flippy/

[MetalMilitia]

How did the frog die?

He croaked!

:lol

[Misdemonar]

Hey guys!, am I cool yet?

[darnin]

Doubt it.



Am I cool yet?

[Fathom Zero]

Not yet, and please confine this discussion to the cool dudes forum.

[Pub Lover]

YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!!!!!
And now that I've said that, you guys are going to go like "So?"
No, we're going to say fuck off. >:

[darnin]

...Same difference. But hey, it's true, isn't it?

[Pub Lover]

No, we're not fucking crazy, you stupid little shit. >:

[MetalMilitia]

Why PubLover is the epitome of rational thinking.

[Pub Lover]

I AM ROD HULL!

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

[Fathom Zero]

Planetside keeps crashing on me. I've concluded that my puny 512 MB's of RAM can't handle it. So I plan to buy a Gig when I get a hundred bucks or so.

And quit with Brak.

[Esuohlim]

But it's a PAGE BRAK

[Esuohlim]

Guys I am awesome at Trivial Pursuit

[Esuohlim]

And I spelled the word "quoters" on the triple word score on Scrabble the other day :eek

Board games :hat

[Pub Lover]

And quit with Brak.
Fuck you, Fathom Zero. >:

You're lucky I haven't had you banned yet. >:

[Fathom Zero]

I'm sorry. :(

[Pub Lover]

Don't Sass Me, Young Man! >:

[Fathom Zero]

http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/1737/foy20goofiest074fv.jpg

I'm eating fried chicken. Mmmmm.

[darnin]

Fathom Zero, that picture is just CREEPY. I am afraid for my children!

Wait, I don't have children...

[Esuohlim]

darnin shut up please

[Terra]

HEY PUB!! I WAS IN YOUR LAND! WHERE T.F. WERE YOU???

[Fathom Zero]

Oh sweet Jesus, she's back.

[Terra]

And here I was going to tell you how much I missed you and that I can look pregnant and all that shit.

What a waste for Mr Pasty Feet.

[Fathom Zero]

Let this be the second time I've said "I'm Sorry" on this page. :(

[Terra]

The camels are well hung. Go away , you. Shoo!

Save your apologies for the libraians you tried to shtoop.

Go on! Go away!

[Pub Lover]

HEY PUB!! I WAS IN YOUR LAND! WHERE T.F. WERE YOU???
Hey, if you'd said you wanted to hook up, I would have given you my number. >:

[Terra]

WELL GUESS WHAT??? I'm heading back that way! I have more work!

SO?????

[Pub Lover]

03 4859884

[Pub Lover]

That was no way two whole weeks! >:

[Terra]

So pm me the gory details.

[Pub Lover]

isn't it funny that we're having the same discussion in three different threads?
You're right, it's not funny. >:

[Terra]

So pm me the gory details.

ahem

[Pub Lover]

So pm me the gory details.
Is that to Fathom or me? :confused

[Pub Lover]

ohhhh god pub probably filled 5 pages again and I don't feel like wading through them

Sorry, Marc Summers! :(

[Pub Lover]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/pagebrak.gif

[Terra]

Is that to Fathom or me? :confused

I'm not going top fucking Oklahoma to rub teh pasty feet. I was talking to you, kanga man

[Fathom Zero]

:(

[Terra]

Okay. Pasty feet are hot but your like a four hour drive from me. Maybe three? I can hit a library in Lawton and find you there. No need for a big hoo hah on teh net.

[Fathom Zero]

That's okay. I wouldn't wish Lawton on anyone, anywway. It's only one step above a small town, and not in a good way. Everything here is mass-produced and the people suck ass.

[Pub Lover]

I was talking to you, kanga man
In that case, what 'gory details' do you want PMmed?

I already posted my phone number.

[Terra]

See? There you go. Pasty feet. Pasty personality. Be a man BABE and make some kind of claim.

Weenie. :)

[Terra]

In that case, what 'gory details' do you want PMmed?

I already posted my phone number.

Not enough, kanga man. I'm there in four weeks. I want communicato. I was there for two days before Quatar and three days AFTER Quatar. I need to know all of the really great places to drink and eat, with or without you. It bored the everliving shit out of me to be there. The next time I need to know the good places for my downtime.

[Terra]

Oh! Here's my phone number, Pub: 417-838-6523.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Terra's Back.

Please, Regail us with tales of your adventures.







In other words. Did you see an Elephant?

[Esuohlim]

Jeff do not encourage Terra to post about anything.

[Esuohlim]

Hey remember the good ol' days when Terra was still banned?

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/2006/pubshousemap.jpg

TERRA, AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE DIAGRAM, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR US TO MEET AS THERE BE MONSTERS IN THE WAY! :eek

[Esuohlim]

If a Terra fell in the forest and nobody was around to hear it then :hat

[Esuohlim]

So you live on island so what Pub I live on a peninsula >:

It's three-fourths as fun :(

[Seven Force]

You're in Florida too?

You poor poor soul. :(

[Pub Lover]

So you live on island so what Pub
I could live on the Moon and it wouldn't make one lick of difference to my life. :(

Infact, as I live in the future, I think I will move to the Moon. >:

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/Junk/pubsmoon.jpg

I NOW LIVE ON THE MOON BUT YOU GUYS STILL CAN'T VISIT AS THE MOON ALSO HAS MONSTERS! :eek

[Jeff The Ninja]

Ohhhh, Bring back some of that moon money. And moon Pies, Theyre a Delicious treat from the future, And they are made on the Moon :)

[Pub Lover]

Jeff The Immature Fat Canadian Ninja, please teach your powers to me! :worship

I must know by what mystical method you manage to turn an over extended unfunny attempt at a joke into anti-humour! :eek

Great Scott! With the power of Anti-Humour in my grasp I will unleash such apathy on the internet that it shall crumble to some sort of computer dust, you know, the stuff that clogs up inside your computer becuse you're a scumbag that never cleans anything! What was I saying? Fuck you! >:

[Seven Force]

Fuck you Ninja! I was close! Fuck you! :explode

fucking faggot

[RaNkeri]

Oh yay! Terra's back! :O

[ArrowX]

N -WORDS!!!

[Misdemonar]

GUYS I THINK TERRA IS STALKING ME!

[Marc Summers]

ohhhh god pub probably filled 5 pages again and I don't feel like wading through them

Sorry, Marc Summers! :(

I'm sorry for acting like a spoiled bitch I didn't mean anything by it :(

[RaNkeri]

:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

http://koti.mbnet.fi/nikoismi/pictu0rz/linkinpark.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Oh Rankeri, are you some sort of Admin conspiracy to make me post less?

If so, it's very close to working.

[Pub Lover]

Sorry, Marc Summers! :(
I'm sorry for acting like a spoiled bitch I didn't mean anything by it :(

We are a bunch of soppy bastards, ain't we. >:

[Pub Lover]

Pub it was fourteen days! I got back three hours ago.
If I had just got back from some crazy country where they don't even have the decency to speak English all of the time, I know for damn sure it would take me more than three hours to even think about this place. >:

Seriously, did you miss Esuohlim that much? :eek


This is, of course, ignoring the fact that I'd likely die of a panic attack if I was forced to even leave the province. :(

:x X_SUICIDE TIME_X :x

[Pub Lover]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/7300/animation24xk.gif

Hey Fathom Zero, you do know that Tim Curry isn't Alan Rickman?

Or are you just collecting bearded British actors?

[Esuohlim]

You're in Florida too?

You poor poor soul. :(

No, Michigan :(

It's worse, for serious.

Seriously, did you miss Esuohlim that much? :eek

I bet she thought about the Internet the whole time.

[Esuohlim]

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9349/monopuff0kw.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Today at dinner I was pontificating on the subject of Lebensraum Through The Ages when my father, unable to suppress his laughter any further, fell from his chair. Once he had calmed himself, he explained that I had been saying 'Lieben Frau' during the whole discourse. I was so embarrassed that I refrained from speaking for the rest of the meal. :seth

Oh Marc Summers, how I know your pain of a mocking parent. :tear

[Esuohlim]

Pub I've decided to just compile an archive of your posts and use those as updates for my site under your name so people can get to know the real Pub Lover :eek

[Seven Force]

Pub Lover: Unplugged - No Limes Allowed

[Fathom Zero]

Hey Fathom Zero, you do know that Tim Curry isn't Alan Rickman?
Or are you just collecting bearded British actors?

Naw. I HAVE CABIN FEVER:

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[Fathom Zero]

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/476/titletinbox136rx.gif

[Fathom Zero]

I'm leaving in 1 1/2 hours to live with my father with minimal to no internet access for five months. So have fun without me for a while. Whenever I can, I'll drop in. Seeyas.

[Esuohlim]

ॐ

[Seven Force]

That woman's avatar is the same damn thing every time she changes it. I'd say something about it but she has mod powers.

[executioneer]

I'M GOING INTO A ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL TODAY GUYS :eek :eek WHAT BETTER TIME TO GET SHIT-FACE DRUNK :eek :eek

[Sethomas]

Today at dinner I was pontificating on the subject of Lebensraum Through The Ages when my father, unable to suppress his laughter any further, fell from his chair. Once he had calmed himself, he explained that I had been saying 'Lieben Frau' during the whole discourse. I was so embarrassed that I refrained from speaking for the rest of the meal. :seth

Pub, you know I can't commit to anything as consistent as regularly keeping up with this thread. It's just luck that I happened on that comment. BUT, my reply is that today I went to an appointment with an emeritus Germanic Studies professor (he's a student advocate) and after the professor and I talked in German for a short while he asked my dad if he understood any of it (he asked auf deutsch and my dad was like NO! So the professor asked why I hadn't ever bothered to teach my father any German. :(

[Pub Lover]

It was luck I was counting on, and it payed off. :eek

[Pub Lover]

I'M GOING INTO A ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL TODAY GUYS :eek :eek WHAT BETTER TIME TO GET SHIT-FACE DRUNK :eek :eek
I'M NOT SURE ABOUT BETTER, BUT THESE ARE EQUALLY GOOD TIMES TO GET SHIT-FACE DRUNK:

DURING AN ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL :eek :eek

COMING OUT OF AN ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL :eek :eek

NOT BEING IN AN ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL :eek :eek

BIRTHDAYS :eek :eek

WEDDINGS :eek :eek

NOT CHILDREN'S PARTIES :eek :eek

[Pub Lover]

That woman... ...has mod powers.
What woman?

[Pub Lover]

Pub I've decided to just compile an archive of your posts and use those as updates for my site under your name so people can get to know the real Pub Lover :eek

While I'm interested in seeing what you perceive as the real Pub Lover, I have this dreadful feeling that it'll be awful... In which case it'll be great for your site.






I'm with stupid. :rolleyes

[Terra]

That woman... ...has mod powers.
What woman?

You.

[Pub Lover]

If I had mod powers, you'd be banned. :esuohlim

[Terra]

Sigh

[Seven Force]

http://digg.com/software/AOL_suspending_AIM_users_who_use_Miranda-IM_GAIM_Trillian

I'm really fucked now. Almost everyone on my contact list is on AIM. :(

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/d321aff5.jpg

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Chat Room (ACLOHOLICS ANONAMUS)

[Pub Lover]

Hey GW, could you frown in your next picture, so I can caption it "SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...? :("

Thanks, that'll be great! :D

[Seven Force]

Regardless, it'd be a vast improvement.

[Emu]

Hey guys. :boob

[Esuohlim]

GW has fatty arms :x

[Guitar Woman]

:(

[Emu]

I like your arms, GW >:

[Guitar Woman]

since that pic was taken I've lost a few pounds, so my arms aren't all fat and stuff now.

[Esuohlim]

GW I already told you that you're a qt I apologize for being so rough on you :(

[Esuohlim]

Jerk >:

[Guitar Woman]

jeeze sorry

[Guitar Woman]

So anyway, I got a used copy of Sands of Time last night for like 5 dollars, and it is fucking rocking my world. My favorite parts are running along walls in slow motion and slicing enemies in half after freezing them. I also like how it feels like Ico on steroids, or the game I wished I was playing during Tomb Raider.

[executioneer]

i (heart) sands fo time :(

[Esuohlim]

Which one are you talking about, the one by Sidney Sheldon or the one by Michael Hoeye? :(

I hope it's not the latter that's for children :rolleyes

[executioneer]

we are talkingabout the sequal to the one by jordan mechner

[executioneer]

PS BIG SUPRISE JORDAN MECHNER DID NOT LIKE WARRIOR WITHIN :x :x :x

[Esuohlim]

Haha whoops I didn't read all of GW's post and I thought she was talking about books :x

Of course she wasn't :x :x :x

[executioneer]

speaking of books w/ sand in the title that are "for children" shadow on the sand is a v. good lone wolf book

[executioneer]

SHIT COS OF THIS THREAD I AM GONG TO DIG OUT MY COPY OF SANDS OF TIME AND PLAY IT AGAIN :eek

[executioneer]

:eek (http://guys):eek (http://I):eek (http://just):eek (http://had):eek (http://a):eek (http://new):eek (http://idea):eek (http://for):eek (http://a):eek (http://secrat):eek (http://how):eek (http://do):eek (http://you):eek (http://like):eek (http://it)

[MarioRPG]

SHIT COS OF THIS THREAD I AM GONG TO DIG OUT MY COPY OF SANDS OF TIME AND PLAY IT AGAIN :eek
Oh shit! You said dig, that makes me want to play DIG DUG on the NES now.

brb guys.

[Esuohlim]

Carrot Top's strong now, guys :(

http://www.thefactoryoutlet.com/i/ctop_workout2.jpg

:x

[Emu]

I think I'd like to put sand in my eyes after seeing that thanks

[Guitar Woman]

you can see his pubes :lol

[Esuohlim]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6225/top3ra.gif

Quick someone use this as an avatar :eek

[Terra]

go for it milhouse! he's all yours!

[Guitar Woman]

not while i'm around bitches

[Esuohlim]

Guitar Woman if I was female I would kiss you if you so inclined I'd be a very pretty girl :(

Terra go model for ARMPIT in some other thread.

[Terra]

Milhouse, is your mom verbally beating you down again? Did she starch your tidies again too?

[Esuohlim]

No you are

OH

SNAP

[Guitar Woman]

hey milhouse make some more with different carrot top body parts and we can start a club

seven force would get the pubes :lol

[Seven Force]

That last thing I need is MORE PUBES >:

[MarioRPG]

But, do you have enough red pubes?

[Calories]

what about the people who like marijuana?

[Emu]

we don't smoke marijuana here

[Sethomas]

That spinny Carrot Top thing would only work well if the picture I used for mine had my full fro featured. :(

MAYBE I NEED TO UPDATE IT FOR THE TIMES.

[Marc Summers]

That last thing I need is MORE PUBES >:
That implies that you have some in the first place >:

[Seven Force]

Yeah...I do, stupid. Otherwise, I would've said "the last thing I need is pubes". Don't get indignant because you're still waiting for your testicles to drop in the next few years.

[Marc Summers]

They dropped a looong time ago, buddy. I only said that because you don't look like you've hit puberty yet. It's a joke :rolleyes

[Misdemonar]

Hey guys!

[MarioRPG]

Guys, which Al are we oholics of now?

[Seven Force]

They dropped a looong time ago, buddy. I only said that because you don't look like you've hit puberty yet. It's a joke :rolleyes

You're a joke. Your SPERM is a joke.

hey buddy its cool B)

[Guitar Woman]

milhouse i'm sorry but you're going to have to find someone else to bear the burden of icky carrot top because noob3 and some other bitches won't stop complaining about him >:

[Seven Force]

Done.

He's even dancing to block out the hideousness, for your conveinence.

It has nothing to do with sloppy editing. >:

[Guitar Woman]

:eek

[Seven Force]

Stop looking at me like that. >:

[Seven Force]

This is my serious face. >:

[Seven Force]

What are you going to use for an avatar now? :eek

[Seven Force]

Never mind. >:

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.cirrusimage.com/Spider/micrathena_01.jpg
white rat my spider will take on your spider

[Seven Force]

Ah.

[Guitar Woman]

hey guys time to help me find a new avatar

[GADZOOKS]

I don't think so Bruce J. Martin.

[Moobs]

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/8140/azutomo85wp.gif

:(

[Seven Force]

Wow, it's GW in anime form.

Use that.

[Seven Force]

Wait, is that a boy?

Oh god. :(

im so sorry

[Moobs]

no, its a girl

[Seven Force]

Wait, no i'm not. I HATE spiders. >:

Thanks to you i'm going to have to check every corner of the room before I shut off the lights and go to bed and even then i'll be awake for about an hour after.

[Moobs]

I took a friend to see the harry potter where all those spiders chase harry and ron and he screamed and hit me it was worth the money

[Seven Force]

That's funny. :lol

I don't think I would've hit him. That's just rude. I mean, you took him to a movie. He could've been at home, alone, depressed. Watching Seinfeld. Ugh. I hate that TV hebrew. >:

[noob3]

fuck you seven force

[MarioRPG]

Seinfeld is hilarious wis a capital R.

[kahljorn]

So she starts with the dirty talk(she says something about her panties)... and, just in the spirit of things, you know, trying to keep up with her I said, "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

That episode is hilarious, it's called the cheever letters. Try to watch it.

[Seven Force]

Hey, I like the show, I just can't stand Jerry. He seems like one of those people who I couldn't be around because he'd be offended at my jew jokes. :(

[Seven Force]

Speaking of people I can't stand, there's this cashier lady at my local Winn-Dixie (a shitty southeastern grocery store) who TALKS TOO DAMN MUCH. We exchange hi's and then she just goes on and on about nothing important. I think her son is friendless and messed up or something and it's driving her crazy. I can tell, it doesn't look like she's running on all 8 cylinders. And then she wants me to hang with him. He's like, fucking 15. What could I possibly want to hang with him for? I'd just give him really bad life lessons and have him try to kill himself. One time my mom drove her home cause her car was dead or something. When they got there she took 15 minutes to talk before getting out of the car. She's lucky it wasn't me. I'd have kicked her ass out and sped away.

Goddamn this woman.

[Esuohlim]

Jerry Seinfeld's self-satisfied smirk took some getting used to I'll admit. :(

[kahljorn]

His horrible acting takes some getting used to as well.

[Fathom Zero]

Hey guys. I went to Sea World!

[Seven Force]

Was it anything like this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/memumlottyboat.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

A hell of a lot more uglier. I'm writing a journal about my six months here with my father, part of it will be about the vacation to San Antonio. I'll have to host it somewhere. It'll be a pretty big .txt file.

[MarioRPG]

Txt files.
Woot.

[HickMan]

hello my friends

[GADZOOKS]

I forgot TomGreen.com existed.

[Juttin]

" No Austin Powers! Don't shoot toilet! :( "

[executioneer]

hey guys i'm going to be quitting the internet for a while again soon

hopefully for more than a month this time :( i just need to get motivated to do stuff and as long as i allow myself access to computors and the internet i get distracted too easily from what i need :( see you later!

[executioneer]

oh and anyone who needs to get ahold of me prob. knows how to do it already but fyi i never use icq, guys

[Terra]

So you going to be around tomorrow too? :)

[Jeff The Ninja]

Goodbye.

I think that we are going to miss you. :wah

But at least You can get something done.