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Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:25 PM
skatermonkey that is an excellent signature you have there, does your mom have that on her car?

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:25 PM
ah so thats why i got achimp2 it all makes sense now

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:26 PM
i was hoping it might lead more people to put it into practise, however I think I was very much mistaken.

noob3
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:29 PM
no it says "my student is a radical learner"

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:29 PM
"My son isn't misbehaving, he's autistic"

noob3
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:30 PM
"retard on board" "journey"

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:31 PM
im so incredibly embarrased right now

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:33 PM
you are basically implieing that my mother doesnt love me its almost like like you hate me it can't be

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:33 PM
"jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an ASSHOLE" "invader zim"

noob3
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:33 PM
i was implying that she jams to journey

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:36 PM
your mom jams also. she jams quite easily.

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:38 PM
his mother is dead, you asshole

noob3
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:39 PM
she likes the killers

or atleast she did before the accident

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:39 PM
i bet you're gonna say something like 'well they JAMMED her in the ground' and that totally isn't cool you're an ass man you know that

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:41 PM
keep going you're doing well

noob3
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:41 PM
i am going to comback later when my emotions subside i am going to go visit her later guys

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:42 PM
ok but she has the clap dude

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:43 PM
oh yeah, you gave it to her

Fathom Zero
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:44 PM
THAT ONE DESERVES A BARNSTAR.

http://bluwiki.com/images/1/11/Barnstar.png

noob3
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:45 PM
fuck u bitch no1 talks about my mom like that iam so furious with furious anger bitch i hate you i hope u die go play in the street fag fuck off

noob3
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:46 PM
fuckin bitch i hate ufckin faggots like u i hope u die man seriously i have ur adress i am coming to kill ur ass i will ride my dad's tractor there if i cant afford gas u bitch u will pay fuckin bitch

Fathom Zero
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:48 PM
Oklahoma tractor-trash.

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:49 PM
its ok i forgive you

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:50 PM
im not a virgin anymore
hip hip hurrah

noob3
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:50 PM
i am going to cut you open with fathom zero's sharpened bones

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:51 PM
sounds kinky

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:52 PM
i love it when you talk dirty

Fathom Zero
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:53 PM
You best check yourself or you'll get a femur lodged in your goddamn forehead.

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:55 PM
nope. no abnormailtys here. whats your excuse?

Fathom Zero
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:55 PM
All of the "suspicious devices" around Mass. have Mooninites inside them flipping the bird. Awesome.

Fathom Zero
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:56 PM
nope. no abnormailtys here. whats your excuse?

I am not abnormail.

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:56 PM
radical

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:58 PM
jesus christ

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 03:58 PM
holy batturd

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:05 PM
Guys did you know that I have Asperger's syndrome

I'm retarded :tear

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:06 PM
theres a name for it? fantastic

Fathom Zero
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:10 PM
Yeah, it's called SKATERMONKEY Syndrome lol.

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:11 PM
lol lol

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:12 PM
change your avatar gw its giving me a boner

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:14 PM
guitar woman is a hot chick didn't you know

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:15 PM
she took a 'giner shot for us for christmas it was the hottest thing

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:17 PM
i don't have to go to 4chan for cheap thrills anymore, thanks guys

noob3
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:17 PM
i jizzed my pants and went to the grocery store with hella cumstains showing while i was buying some pringles/pepsi/weiners

Mockery
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:18 PM
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SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:18 PM
awaiting confirmation of 'giner

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:30 PM
Guys did you know that I have Asperger's syndrome

Do you pronounce it Ass-burgers? :lol

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:33 PM
I do, actually :<

MetalMilitia
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:36 PM
I used to know some people with Asperger's syndrome. They where all fat so by the process of elimination you are also fat.

Now cram it, fatty.

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:37 PM
getting fat on ass - burgers

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:38 PM
Haha, Asperger's doesn't necessarily make you fat, it just means you're really socially akward to the point where you don't get hints people are dropping until they become completely obvious. Which partially explains my struggles to not be an idiot here.

CUT ME SOME SLACK, I'M RETARDED

MrAdventure
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:42 PM
skater monkey i made this for you

http://home.comcast.net/~nicsr/monkey_boy.gif

MetalMilitia
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:43 PM
:eek :eek :eek

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:46 PM
it also explains why you were on a maddox forum.

Grislygus
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:48 PM
Asperger's, huh? (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Asperger%27s)

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:50 PM
Uh, yeah, some doctor told me I had it after like an 800 page test. I'm not covering up for being a cuntwaffle, if that's what you're implying

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:51 PM
skater monkey i made this for you

http://home.comcast.net/%7Enicsr/monkey_boy.gif

thanks dude your'e talented

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:52 PM
you're supposed to use it you dunce

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:54 PM
rocking.

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:55 PM
its flicking back and forth

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:55 PM
Oh god I hate monkeys so much :<

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:57 PM
Is it wrong to think Power Puff Girls Z is absolutely adorable? Because I do. :<

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:57 PM
its all good.

Sethomas
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:58 PM
Jesus Christ I went to get a fucking haircut and I come back with six pages added.

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 04:59 PM
pics prz

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:01 PM
holy crap now I know my pic isn't annoying

sadie
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:01 PM
shut up, prz.

sadie
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:01 PM
okay. that was for gw, but you can have one, too, skatermonkey.

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:02 PM
i gotta go pick up my present soon

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:03 PM
okay. that was for gw, but you can have one, too, skatermonkey.

one what

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:05 PM
jesus christ

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:06 PM
just stop posting for a bit

prz.

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:15 PM
Maybe we should just have a, "Retard Lounge" area that will be kind of like a bar you can have sports scores, sports talk, conspiracy talk, and people giving phony stock tips etc. plus trying to pick up on the babes ;)
the new forum should have a giant picture of a pizza and an even bigger picture of beer. Maybe with a bear drinking the beer :( a very INTOXICATED bear. Also i like the little mexican guy when i click edit.
great idea.

we already have a forum like that, it's called the chat room thread

Oh man, I am loving the multi-quote. However, my copy & paste reflex might die now.

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:17 PM
shut up, prz.

just stop posting for a bit

No shutting up allowed in this thread.

You can shut up all you want on the rest of the forum, but in here shutting up is against the law! :eek

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:19 PM
thats right

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:20 PM
by the way I love sport you might say im a sports nut

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:20 PM
Mabye, but you still don't have to reply to every fucking post

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:21 PM
youre making me horny gw

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:23 PM
Mabye, but you still don't have to reply to every fucking post

Totally do.

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:36 PM
i see your point pub but it just reminds me of someone in real life constantly replying to everything that people say even if they have no idea whats going on and i gotta say i start to :rage

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:41 PM
we have a situation here

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:43 PM
i see your point pub but it just reminds me of someone in real life constantly replying to everything that people say even if they have no idea whats going on and i gotta say i start to :rage

The new forums have an ignore function. :o

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:44 PM
i don't want to be rude ;x

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:46 PM
Boy, this is the internet.

SUCK MY COCK! :noob3

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:50 PM
Oh man, I keep forgetting about that ignore function. Thanks, pub. :<

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:50 PM
no this is real

EAT MY PUSSY

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:52 PM
WHAT SKATERMONKEY DID YOU SAY SOMETHING YOUR POST DOESN'T SEEM TO BE SHOWING UP ;O

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:54 PM
Oh man, I keep forgetting about that ignore function. Thanks, pub. :<

WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WANT TO SUCK MY COCK? SURE, JUST DON'T BITE DOWN SO HARD THIS TIME!



Still bite a little, ok? :orgasm

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:55 PM
This new weapon could be used by a cowardice soldier in a mock war :/

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:56 PM
what a shame

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:58 PM
I can hear her muffled screams

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 05:59 PM
I've got emily on this too, which is where the "view post" feature comes in handy in case I suspect that her post doesn't solely consist of concentrated hatred for me :<

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:01 PM
theyre conspiring against you, your majesty

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:01 PM
This new weapon could be used by a cowardice soldier in a mock war :/

I, Pub Lover, order you, Moobs, to sign up to the Mock Wars, but you must ignore all the combatants & continually remark upon your inability to read anyone else's comments as the fight goes on.

It has been ordered thus.

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:05 PM
Uh that's like just standing in a boxing ring trying to block out the guy punching you in the face.

But that would probably be funnier than anything i could conjure up.

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:05 PM
quick reply is the best thing to ever happen to this thread

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:06 PM
I can't even keep up!

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:07 PM
i know, i also approve of the dancing man

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:08 PM
quick reply is the best thing to ever happen to this thread

Best? :lol

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:08 PM
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4673/desktopua7.png
Yeah, i go to 4chan, fuck you guys

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:09 PM
See, I missed the page break. God damned quick reply

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:09 PM
i know, i also approve of the dancing man

Stan is great. I always liked him b... er, I especially liked him.

xbxDaniel
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:09 PM
We know you just go there for the articles.

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:10 PM
you missed the break by a MILE, lady

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:11 PM
DID SOMEONE POST YET

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:11 PM
HOW ABOUT NOW

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:11 PM
NO? WHY NOT?

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:11 PM
Yeah, i go to 4chan, fuck you guys

Who didn't know GW went to 4chan?


ANSWER: Anyone lucky enough not to have read the NSFW thread.

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:12 PM
I think the Rocky and Bullwinkle porn was my favorite :x

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:12 PM
you missed the break by a MLE, lady

Whoops, misreading. :x

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:13 PM
Dammit, GW. >:

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:14 PM
If this carries on I'm going to have to wear a sweatband everytime i decide to I-mock

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:15 PM
17 people viewing this forum, I hope you all wore your best suits to the internet today.

xbxDaniel
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:16 PM
These pages go by much faster nowadays.

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:16 PM
i havent posted yet

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:16 PM
also that is a messy desktop

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:17 PM
Fighting for the 100's pages. The bar has been raised

xbxDaniel
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:17 PM
So, did you guys see that bball game the other night?

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:19 PM
We gotta try and get to 1000 today, guys

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:19 PM
i like cricket

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:21 PM
this ignore feature is making my life so much better

xbxDaniel
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:23 PM
What was up with tha 4chan link there GW?

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:23 PM
I went on 4chan this one time and a caterpillar was doing it with a 4 year old girl and i was eating :x

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:24 PM
What was up with tha 4chan link there GW?
I thought it was funny, then decided that it wasn't

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:24 PM
great life you've got there

xbxDaniel
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:25 PM
Moobs, that's sick.

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:25 PM
i only go /s/ and /r/

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:27 PM
For anyone who doesn't know those are the PERVERT SECTIONS

xbxDaniel
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:27 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23742

Ha

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:27 PM
ignore huh?

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:29 PM
I thought it was funny, then decided that it wasn't

No editing in this thread! >:

Geese. :(

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:30 PM
Moobs, that's sick.

I know I don't think I've had a curry since

Fathom Zero
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:30 PM
I KNOW THAT GUY. :)

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:31 PM
Guys i have strep and a fever and i'm not allowed to go to work all week :<

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:31 PM
ignore huh?
There's a feature that'll reveal one of your posts if I so desire, fag.

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:32 PM
For anyone who doesn't know those are the PERVERT SECTIONS

There is only pervert sections on 4chan, my dear. ;)

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:33 PM
ul Chojin I have a cold and 4 broken ribs so if i dare sneeze i reckon my whole ribcage will come out like in alien ;(

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:35 PM
I went on 4chan this one time and a caterpillar was doing it with a 4 year old girl and i was eating :x
But were you eating before or after you saw that

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:36 PM
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4920/52275232zf1.png
:(

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:36 PM
Guys i have strep and a fever and i'm not allowed to go to work all week :<

That's what you get when you suck too much cock. :shakeshead


DAMMIT, CAN WE GET A DAMN WORD FILTER ON 'COCK' ALREADY! >:

And maybe suck too. ;(

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:39 PM
WORLD, HOLD ON.

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:39 PM
But were you eating before or after you saw that

Well I was on 56k at the time so i clicked the page grabbed the curry while waiting for whatever it was to load and then thats when it happened.
So yeah i only ever browse 4chan for animated gifs

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:40 PM
i dont know how perverted /g/ is

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:41 PM
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4920/52275232zf1.png
This almost needs a frown emote to go with it :<
it was way funnier when it did

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:41 PM
i got my animated gif from imockery.com

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:42 PM
SKATERMONKEY can you skate for real?

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:42 PM
all the best sites have hyphens in them.

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:43 PM
yeh i can do tricks why?

Fathom Zero
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:45 PM
TRICKS ON YOUR BOARD?

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:46 PM
oh i can do an ollies manuals and stuff i've just started.

I HAVE SKATE SHOES AND EVERYTHING

Misdemonar
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:46 PM
let's hit the concrete bra!

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:47 PM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/I-Mockery

oh man schimid is going to give birth or something when he finds out that picture of him is famous

Fathom Zero
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:48 PM
Somebody's a bit vindictive.

Grislygus
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:51 PM
It's actually pretty halfassed... when you compare it to ridiculously hysterical trolling logs like this (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Artgrounds), you feel kind of left out.

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:51 PM
I bet Maddox wrote that.

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:53 PM
The length and style seem about right. By which I mean maddox is a cunt who writes short unfunny articles

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:53 PM
Somebody's a bit vindictive.

I bet GW wrote it.

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:53 PM
I hope I one day upset someone with enough free time to write an angry biography about me

SKATERMONKEY
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:55 PM
The length seems about right.

wonders how many times gw has said that in her life

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:56 PM
You should start banning with a link to that page.

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:56 PM
I hope I one day upset someone with enough free time to write an angry biography about me

I've actually searched for you a few times on Uncyclopedia, but to no avail :<

Fathom Zero
Jan 31st, 2007, 06:59 PM
http://www.elchojin.net/

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 07:01 PM
HORALE

Fathom Zero
Jan 31st, 2007, 07:08 PM
http://www.chickenshop.co.uk/acatalog/mexican.JPG

LegoLars
Jan 31st, 2007, 07:22 PM
don'y you just hate it when your breath smells like sour milk?

Moobs
Jan 31st, 2007, 07:29 PM
I hate it when my breath smells of crisps because it makes me feel fat and it WONT GO AWAY

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 07:42 PM
Guys, I think we should make a rule where we can't ask any faggots from other places to come here because it just leads to shitty stuff like this thread

I thought I'd already made that rule? :rolleyes

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 07:58 PM
God damnit, Chojin, your stupid Virtual Console videos made me wanna play zelda again, but everything's ESA protected nowadays and I can't download it. :<

Fathom Zero
Jan 31st, 2007, 08:11 PM
I registered for Habbo Hotel because I have no life.

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 08:14 PM
So get a Wii and Zelda: LTTP :picklehat

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 08:14 PM
Never mind, I managed to get it off Romhustler.

It's actually a lot more gay and boring than I remember. I'd even go so far as to say the original kicks the crap out of it but I don't want to offend timrpgland

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 08:16 PM
yes but you could play coh with me

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 08:18 PM
I don't have the computer for that. Guild Wars, mabye, but only after I get a better video card.

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 08:21 PM
So uh, where the hell am I supposed to be finding that Shasharasharasharasharashula guy

It's been a while since I played this, I pretty much forgot everything :<

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 08:22 PM
also LTTP is awesome are you crazy ;<

plus everything sucks when you play it on an emulator

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 08:26 PM
I'm sorry, but this game just bores the hell out of me until I get to the dark world. Shitty music, shitty sound effects, shitty dungeons, etc.

The dark world pretty much kicks ass though, especially the awesome theme song :<

sadie
Jan 31st, 2007, 08:33 PM
chojin, i didn't know you lived in a basement. :O

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 08:56 PM
Holy hell, I just noticed that quick reply has a spellchecker too. This fucking rules

xbxDaniel
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:02 PM
Like we're really going to use it.

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:03 PM
The point is that nobody should have an excuse to misspell anything anymore, and we can viciously mock them even more when they do.

xbxDaniel
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:04 PM
Yeah, because that's the funniest shit when you're mocking somebody's spelling.

Cracks my ass up.

Fathom Zero
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:07 PM
I speel gut.

Chojin
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:11 PM
I live in one of a series of basements in a large building. My basement happens to be on the second floor.

xbxDaniel
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:11 PM
We almost have 5,000 members guys!

Grislygus
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:16 PM
Too bad some of the newest ones happen to be pustulent cuntgobs.

sadie
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:22 PM
yuck @ that.

xbxDaniel
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:25 PM
It looks like the title system has been changed.

Pub Lover
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:34 PM
That bowtie is so cartoony, I love it :<
If GW wasn't a woman, she'd be such a jigafag.

Mockery
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:04 PM
The point is that nobody should have an excuse to misspell anything anymore, and we can viciously mock them even more when they do.
I don't think you could even "viciously mock" somebody who failed at raping you, let alone somebody who spelled something wrong on a message forum.

Goat Cheese
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:01 PM
Quik reply is the best thing ever.

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:06 PM
guys you never answered my question about the old guy in LttP

Come on I am stuck here

kahljorn
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:09 PM
what old guy? I know that game like the back of my shoulders

Esuohlim
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:14 PM
Hey remember when I posted about my nipple???

It still hurts and it's slightly swollen and red and unless it's a result of babies sucking on it the internet isn't much help at all >:

oh god am i going to die :(

Esuohlim
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:16 PM
I'm thinking it's some sort of gland thing because the pain is underneath the skin I checked WebMD they're all like "stop breastfeeding when they have teeth" >:

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:16 PM
what old guy? I know that game like the back of my shoulders
The Kakariko elder

you know, sashareoausdlghpaosrughoasdaghoijawkijfhala

MarioRPG
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:26 PM
There is no way you are having trouble finding him.

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:28 PM
I'm at the part where it tells me to go to the house and then his wife is all "I don't know where he is, go look for him" and after that I can't remember what to do.

I tried scouring the village and talking to everyone, but all I got were a couple of bottles and a piece of heart. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DOOOOOOOOO

MarioRPG
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:29 PM
EDIT: yay, my 1000th post was a mistake!

MarioRPG
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:30 PM
talk to the boy in town

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:35 PM
uh, there's like five boys

Edit: nevermind fags, I found him myself >:

Esuohlim
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:38 PM
OK why are you guys talking about boring stuff when you could be giving me helpful nipple advice

MarioRPG
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:39 PM
I think we were confused as to what helps your nipples.

God, that was weird to type.

Terra
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:41 PM
OK why are you guys talking about boring stuff when you could be giving me helpful nipple advice

haaaay!!!! i get to respond to this because i'm on milhouse's ignore list!!!


HAYMILHOUSEYOUHAVETOBLOWTHEDIOLLUPMORETHENYOUWILLS EETHENIPPLES!!!

Esuohlim
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:44 PM
I've been feeling it all day :x

Maybe I should see a doctor idk

J. Tithonus Pednaud
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:10 AM
'Maybe it's a tumor?'

'It iz nut a tuma!'

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:42 AM
AS 7th Force: So, what should I call you, Father Spaz or Guitar Woman? :P
Microwaved Grape: idk
AS 7th Force: How've you been?
Microwaved Grape: meh, you know
Microwaved Grape: same old and whatnot
AS 7th Force: Ah, I see.
Microwaved Grape: so are you still banned
AS 7th Force: No. I just can't remember my password.
Microwaved Grape: oh my god
Microwaved Grape: lol
AS 7th Force: Well, I mean I WAS banned till just a few days prior. I didn't think it would happen, figured I was banned indefinitely, acted like a baby and deleted the textfile where I had my new password in frustration.
AS 7th Force: The Internet Is Serious Business. ;(

can someone send this prick his password :<

Esuohlim
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:46 AM
Tell him to do it himself >:

http://i-mockery.com/forum/login.php?do=lostpw

jesus

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 12:54 AM
AS 7th Force: You might want to ask chojin if he can retrieve my pass for me ;(
Microwaved Grape: Milhouse backwards says you're a jerk and to do it yourself
AS 7th Force: Why did you ask him?
Microwaved Grape: I didn't, I posted it in the chatroom thread
Microwaved Grape: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=464698#post464698
AS 7th Force: No, i'd rather not see that.
AS 7th Force: He has Greg Kinnear in his avatar.
AS 7th Force: And tell him I tried that. :P
AS 7th Force: Damnit why'd I look at that
AS 7th Force: i cant take his lusty stare :o


Seriously guys he is totally missing out on this great new forum

He should at least be able to experience Stan a couple times

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:13 AM
I just beat LTTP :picklehat

I normally really loathe gay puzzles and shit but I had a fuck of fun in Ganon's tower just muscling through all of his gay traps :picklehat

executioneer
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:18 AM
ok guys you know how i said i wouldn't be using the ignore function

i lieeeedddddd

sorry courage the cowardly bore :x

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:20 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hot_dog

This is probably the best page on wikipedia.

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:21 AM
I am likely going to be researching and making a project of this page over the next few days (i've worked on the Coney Island links and this is a natural progression). I have been plagued by slow response time on Wikipedia, which has been driving me crazy. I don't believe regional variations needs its own page, it works where it's at as long as the rest of the stuff comports. The Ketchup debate -- however -- belongs on the discussion page. Jtmichcock

I reintroduced the ketchup debate to the article. "The Ketchup Debate" is not itself a discussion, but rather documentation of a debate that exists in much of the US (no doubt the world's largest consumer of hotdogs). Jtmichcock, please let me know if you disagree (and if so, why). As a sidenote, though, I wouldn't mind seeing the Royko and Dirty Harry bits moved to Wikiquote perhaps. --Nuffle 20:30, 7 October 2005 (UTC)

I previously moved the ketchup on hot dog debate to the Talk page (I notic it's miussing but can obviously be retrieved). While the quotes were amusing, they were discursive from the general topic. It may well be that the debate deserves its own topic, "Ketchup on Hot Dogs," perhaps, with a link under "The Ketchup Debate" header. I'm certain that there are other communities besides Chicago that have opinions on the topic. Jtmichcock 21:47, 16 October 2005 (UTC)

Done. The Ketchup Debate now has its own page Ketchup on Hot Dogs

Thanks! --Nuffle 20:38, 17 October 2005 (UTC)

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:25 AM
Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of hot dogs. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Crossing many cultural barriers they still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the easily lead, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of hot dogs.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with hot dogs. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' she created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, hot dogs help to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Nothing represents every day life better than hot dogs, and I mean nothing. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, hot dogs will have their place in society.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it's lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We shall examine the Simple-Many-Pies model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

When examined this way it becomes very clear that hot dogs are of great importance. Of course sausage prices cannot sustain this instability for long.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing the two parts of hot dogs.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, style icon Augstin T. Time 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' I argue that his insight into hot dogs provided the inspiration for these great words. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was hot dogs.

While hot dogs may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

To conclude hot dogs are both a need and a want. They collaborate successfully, 'literally' plant seeds for harvest, and never hide.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Sigourney Lopez: 'I demand hot dogs, nothing more nothing less.' Lolocaust 22:48, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:28 AM
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GUYS, HOT DOGS ARE IN DANGER OF NOT EXISTING

executioneer
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:28 AM
i wish i could ignore entire forums i.e. philosophy board, g. zod board, loveline

executioneer
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:29 AM
or threads i.e. caption the avatar above you thread, any thread c.t.c.d starts, what are you listening to now thread etc

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 01:29 AM
I forgot how great LttP gets after you get the pegasus boots

You're all WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH, as opposed to being SLOW AS FUCK at first, which makes it boring

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:06 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/elephantpoptriple.jpg

from wikipedia's RE5 article, as of 1:05 AM on 2/1/07, and no, i did not make that edit

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:07 AM
The fuck is william coen

noob3
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:08 AM
steven colbert lol :lol

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:11 AM
The fuck is william coen

Billy Coen from RE0. Whoever added that section must be autistic or something.

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:13 AM
Careful, dickhead, those are my PEEPS you're talking about.

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:39 AM
cowabunga dudes

executioneer
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:06 AM
whoops, guess who else is ignored

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 03:07 AM
who ?

executioneer
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:50 AM
i'm sorry, you'll have to speak up since i can't hear you thru all this ignore function

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 04:55 AM
SO IF I SPEAK UP, YOU CAN HEAR ME? AWESOME!

GADZOOKS
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:36 AM
SKATERMONKEY (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4926) This message is hidden because SKATERMONKEY is on your ignore list (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/profile.php?do=editlist).

I LOVE IT

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 05:41 AM
fully sick mate!

sadie
Feb 1st, 2007, 07:58 AM
i never knew people were so passionate about hot dogs.

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:00 AM
Careful, dickhead, those are my PEEPS you're talking about.

RE players or autistic people? :/ :fartin

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:01 AM
FUCK THIS BROKEN ASS EDITING SHIT

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:20 AM
Autistics :<

Also, I daresay skatermonkey holds the current record for most ignored person on the forums. Congratulations, jerk

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:34 AM
im not at your level yet baby

Yggdrasill
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:35 AM
yourmammaspantys@imabadlittleboy.com

lol

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:35 AM
I think we should make a thread where we all post our ignore lists, it would be hilarious

Yggdrasill
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:36 AM
your funny sk8termunkey

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:37 AM
I daresay gw caught wind of the startling revelations thread and my addition to it

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:37 AM
I think we should make a thread where we all post our ignore lists, it would be hilarious

there already is one silly

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:42 AM
speaking of RE I now own the REmake and RE 2, 3, and 4 all on the GC :picklehat

I just need Zero and Code Veronica X and I'll be in business

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:44 AM
But don't Zero and Code Veronica X both suck like all hell? 'Cuz that's what I heard.

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:44 AM
re4 rocks

Guitar Woman
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:46 AM
Christ idiot welcome to two fucking years ago jesus

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:48 AM
But don't Zero and Code Veronica X both suck like all hell? 'Cuz that's what I heard.

I actually really enjoyed Zero. It stayed pretty true to the formula of the first three and the characters were pretty likable. I don't recall there being much in the way of scares, but in terms of fun it was pretty good.

I haven't played C:VX and I heard it was kind of crappy (probably because it was originally released for the f*cking dreamcast) but I do want it just for the sake of having it.

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:48 AM
cool, tony hawks underground just came out

Yggdrasill
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:48 AM
I got sex for buying someone RE4

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:50 AM
Christ idiot welcome to two fucking years ago jesus

good point emulator man awesome

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:50 AM
RE3 on easy mode is really, really easy. :( I've opted to go through the game using nothing but the shotgun and handgun and occasionally the grenade launcher if things get

messy

Yggdrasill
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:51 AM
MOTHERFUCKERS I BONED SOMEONE BECAUSE OF VIDEOGAMES WHO ELSE?!

Emu
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:51 AM
good point emulator man awesome

if you're referring to me i didn't say that

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:52 AM
i wasnt